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Southpaw Stinger 01-31-2007, 03:41 PM any home remedies, to sort me out ?
Mix two tablespoons of brown vinegar in a cup of strong black coffee. Get it down ya and then go for a short run. Then get a good nights sleep and you'll be fine. no joke.
If your pubes fall out over night then you've used to much vinegar.
Oasis_Lad 01-31-2007, 03:44 PM Mix two tablespoons of brown vinegar in a cup of strong black coffee. Get it down ya and then go for a short run. Then get a good nights sleep and you'll be fine. no joke.
If your pubes fall out over night then you've used to much vinegar.
doesn't sound like it's worth the risk to be honest. i may just have a wank, then dream sweet dreams of us two.
Southpaw Stinger 01-31-2007, 03:46 PM doesn't sound like it's worth the risk to be honest. i may just have a wank, then dream sweet dreams of us two.
that was my second suggestion, although I would have been more impressed if you had the guts to try my remedie :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 01-31-2007, 03:48 PM that was my second suggestion, although I would have been more impressed if you had the guts to try my remedie :luvbed:
my balls have left me this week. :nonono:
Southpaw Stinger 01-31-2007, 03:49 PM my balls have left me this week. :nonono:
i'll send them back soon :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 01-31-2007, 03:50 PM i'll send them back soon :kiss:
i would like that very much darlin'. :luvbed: :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 01-31-2007, 04:15 PM whens the hoff gonna fist me again?
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:23 PM whens the hoff gonna fist me again?
oh hoff, where art thou ? i wish i knew southpaw.........i really do.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:27 PM oh hoff, where art thou ? i wish i knew southpaw.........i really do.
tonights gonna be a sexual night with or without that sexy tanned bastard. :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:29 PM tonights gonna be a sexual night with or without that sexy tanned bastard. :luvbed:
is it now ? please do tell me more.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:31 PM is it now ? please do tell me more.
actions speak louder than words my dear. :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:36 PM actions speak louder than words my dear. :luvbed:
that they do southpaw......that they do.:flirt: :luvbed:
ps: are you hitting the dizzying heights of a prime ollie, tonight ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:40 PM that they do southpaw......that they do.:flirt: :luvbed:
ps: are you hitting the dizzying heights of a prime ollie, tonight ?
anything to bring me up from the shallows of depression. Theres a bottle of turps under the sink thats been fermenting for some years, might give it a try. Got tons of cans in though so tonight shall be fun :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:41 PM anything to bring me up from the shallows of depression. Theres a bottle of turps under the sink thats been fermenting for some years, might give it a try. Got tons of cans in though so tonight shall be fun :kiss:
as indeed have i :luvbed: :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:43 PM as indeed have i :luvbed: :hitit:
great minds laddie :hitit:
i think i'll open my first can now. start your engines laddie :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:45 PM great minds laddie :hitit:
i think i'll open my first can now. start your engines laddie :luvbed:
i'm on my 3rd. you have some catching up to do, big boy.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:51 PM i'm on my 3rd. you have some catching up to do, big boy.
i'll give you the 2 can lead for now but I will pick up the pace once I get in the swing. :friday:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:52 PM i'll give you the 2 can lead for now but I will pick up the pace once I get in the swing. :friday:
or maybe............just maybe, you want me to get drunk.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:55 PM or maybe............just maybe, you want me to get drunk.
laddie, if i wanted to take advantage of you i wouldn't wait for you to be pissed, i'd just go for it right away! :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 02:58 PM laddie, if i wanted to take advantage of you i wouldn't wait for you to be pissed, i'd just go for it right away! :luvbed:
with brute force ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 02:59 PM with brute force ?
does it turn you on? It certainly gives me the horn. :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:05 PM does it turn you on? It certainly gives me the horn. :luvbed:
i love to be dominated to be honest. you could be my leather clad dominatrix.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:09 PM i love to be dominated to be honest. you could be my leather clad dominatrix.
we are made for each other laddie! I've got both the leather outfit and the rubber version, take your pick babes.
And on can number 2 now :hitit:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:13 PM we are made for each other laddie! I've got both the leather outfit and the rubber version, take your pick babes.
And on can number 2 now :hitit:
george foreman was just on "a question of sport" did you see it ?
Ps: ill take the rubber baby.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:14 PM george foreman was just on "a question of sport" did you see it ?
Ps: ill take the rubber baby.
yep i saw him. first one of those i've actually ever got right!
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:15 PM yep i saw him. first one of those i've actually ever got right!
his big loveable smile gave it away.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:17 PM his big loveable smile gave it away.
indeed it did. brings a warm feeling to my heart.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:18 PM indeed it did. brings a warm feeling to my heart.
it warms the ****les like a glass of whisky doesn't it ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:20 PM it warms the ****les like a glass of whisky doesn't it ?
sure does laddie. it also brings a warm fullness to the stomach that only a big juicy steak cooked on his grill could achieve.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:23 PM sure does laddie. it also brings a warm fullness to the stomach that only a big juicy steak cooked on his grill could achieve.
amen to that. my sexually driven teddy bear.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:29 PM and ally's team wins again, gotta hand it to the guy. shame he's leaving :(
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:30 PM and ally's team wins again, gotta hand it to the guy. shame he's leaving :(
because of the rangers job.
who do you think would be a good replacement ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:31 PM because of the rangers job.
who do you think would be a good replacement ?
I'm trying to think of sports guys with personalities.... :ugh:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:35 PM I'm trying to think of sports guys with personalities.... :ugh:
michael "dull as dishwater" owen or jim "why must i keep repeating myself" watt ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:37 PM michael "dull as dishwater" owen or jim "why must i keep repeating myself" watt ?
I was gonna say Georgie Best but he's dead ain't he. really admired the liver of that bloke though.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:40 PM I was gonna say Georgie Best but he's dead ain't he. really admired the liver of that bloke though.
we all did. his drinking was almost as flashy as his footwork.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:47 PM we all did. his drinking was almost as flashy as his footwork.
R.I.P Georgie
And you'd be surprise at how much Tim Henman knows about all sports. He's always shined whenver he appears on the show.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:49 PM R.I.P Georgie
And you'd be surprise at how much Tim Henman knows about all sports. He's always shined whenver he appears on the show.
how much does he know about drinking though ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 03:53 PM how much does he know about drinking though ?
thats the down part which rules him out of taking over. :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 03:55 PM thats the down part which rules him out of taking over. :nonono:
my order just arrived :banana: chicken maryland baby.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 05:33 PM my order just arrived :banana: chicken maryland baby.
get it down babes. I'm hungry myself, haven't eaten anything for a few hours. :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 05:36 PM get it down babes. I'm hungry myself, haven't eaten anything for a few hours. :nonono:
it's long gone baby :luvbed:
i'm on my 10th can.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 05:37 PM it's long gone baby :luvbed:
i'm on my 10th can.
round 9 for me babes :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 05:40 PM round 9 for me babes :luvbed:
my typing has been seriously hurt. please forgive me.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 05:43 PM my typing has been seriously hurt. please forgive me.
fear not babes you just focus on the drinking. can number 10 awaits me after I down whats left of this beautiful liquid
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 05:44 PM fear not babes you just focus on the drinking. can number 10 awaits me after I down whats left of this beautiful liquid
my vision has gone, but onwards i drive with can in hand.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 05:53 PM my vision has gone, but onwards i drive with can in hand.
number 10 is opened and only two cans remaining after this :nonono: i've moved through them too fast and i'm pretty pissed off at the moment. i might go out and get a few cans of larger to end the evening with. :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 05:55 PM number 10 is opened and only two cans remaining after this :nonono: i've moved through them too fast and i'm pretty pissed off at the moment. i might go out and get a few cans of larger to end the evening with. :kiss:
i got 24 cans in :banana:
ps: the friday night project is about to begin.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 05:57 PM i got 24 cans in :banana:
ps: the friday night project is about to begin.
love that project, Jamie Oliver tonight.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 05:58 PM love that project, Jamie Oliver tonight.
not much of fan of that oliver but justin and alan always give me the horn.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 06:01 PM not much of fan of that oliver but justin and alan always give me the horn.
i think Alan my be a little on the gay side
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 06:03 PM i think Alan my be a little on the gay side
i doubt it...he's as hard as nails and as straight as they come.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 06:13 PM you crashed out southpaw ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:07 PM you crashed out southpaw ?
went out for some largar mate.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 07:08 PM went out for some largar mate.
what did ya get ?
southpaw for you http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/michellem.gif
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:10 PM what did ya get ?
southpaw for you http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/michellem.gif
i got wood.. i mean carlsberg :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 07:24 PM i got wood.. i mean carlsberg :luvbed:
i'm glad baby! :luvbed: :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:26 PM i'm glad baby! :luvbed: :hitit:
jamie wasn't too bad laddie, he talks about fat kids too much but he does it with good intentions.
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 07:32 PM jamie wasn't too bad laddie, he talks about fat kids too much but he does it with good intentions.
true. i still think he needs a slap though.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:39 PM true. i still think he needs a slap though.
everyone needs a slap now and again. I'll gladly spank you right now if you wish? :spank:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 07:45 PM everyone needs a slap now and again. I'll gladly spank you right now if you wish? :spank:
please do :moon:
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:47 PM please do :moon:
you bloody love it laddie
:hitit: :spankme:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 07:49 PM you bloody love it laddie
:hitit: :spankme:
and i'm spent * whipes sweat from forehead*
so how many cans you drank now southapw baby ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 07:58 PM and i'm spent * whipes sweat from forehead*
so how many cans you drank now southapw baby ?
finished all 12 of beer and now opened my first of 4 largars. hows your tipple going down babes?
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 08:01 PM finished all 12 of beer and now opened my first of 4 largars. hows your tipple going down babes?
i'm not sure.
Southpaw Stinger 02-02-2007, 08:10 PM i'm not sure.
may the spirit of hoff bring you strength :grouphug:
Oasis_Lad 02-02-2007, 08:12 PM may the spirit of hoff bring you strength :grouphug:
i bloody well hope so babes.
mario_world 02-03-2007, 06:12 AM my first post in limey lang.
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 07:50 AM my first post in limey lang.
Alt alert.
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 07:51 AM Alt alert.
you think ?
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 07:56 AM you think ?
Yep. His first post is in the lang, when most people start off in NSB, and he's called Mario World. Definitely a piss take by someone who comes in the lang. :D
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 08:00 AM Yep. His first post is in the lang, when most people start off in NSB, and he's called Mario World. Definitely a piss take by someone who comes in the lang. :D
the hoff up to his old tricks perhaps ?
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 08:07 AM the hoff up to his old tricks perhaps ?
Haha probably, or maybe Anorak.
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 08:08 AM it may even be platinummatt. :ugh:
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 08:09 AM it may even be platinummatt. :ugh:
Oh god, no.
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 08:15 AM Oh god, no.
he's watching over us *shudders*
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 08:17 AM he's watching over us *shudders*
Little cunt, I hope he chokes on the next teabag he tries smoking :purity:
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 08:35 AM Little cunt, I hope he chokes on the next teabag he tries smoking :purity:
he's sniffing his mothers panties right now. :nonono:
The Raging Bull 02-03-2007, 09:03 AM he's sniffing his mothers panties right now. :nonono:
What do you expect, it's Matt.
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 05:14 PM southpaw...........i'm yours.
Southpaw Stinger 02-03-2007, 05:15 PM southpaw...........i'm yours.
spread em laddie, I'm coming in > :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 05:16 PM spread em laddie, I'm coming in > :luvbed:
caress me undress me......molest me! :luvbed: :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-03-2007, 05:19 PM caress me undress me......molest me! :luvbed: :hitit:
you have a mighty big twanger there laddie. may i have a feel? :boobies:
Oasis_Lad 02-03-2007, 05:19 PM you have a mighty big twanger there laddie. may i have a feel? :boobies:
why.....of course. :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-03-2007, 05:40 PM why.....of course. :hitit:
even a test tube of animal semen couldn't give me more pleasure :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 02-04-2007, 11:55 AM I've got a bottle of mineral water for tonight laddie. :nonono:
Rockin' 02-04-2007, 11:58 AM oooopps, guess I should have knocked. Whats up Limeys..............Rockin':boxing:
The Raging Bull 02-04-2007, 12:00 PM I've got a bottle of mineral water for tonight laddie. :nonono:
I haven't had an alcoholic drink for nearly a month now :nonono:
oooopps, guess I should have knocked. Whats up Limeys..............Rockin':boxing:
What's up Rockin'
Rockin' 02-04-2007, 12:02 PM I haven't had an alcoholic drink for nearly a month now :nonono:
What's up Rockin'
Just getting ready to head out to work. Hopefully Ill catch you around later tonight. I do have to go though, Ill drop in again sometime. Peace man..........Rockin':boxing:
Southpaw Stinger 02-04-2007, 12:07 PM Just getting ready to head out to work. Hopefully Ill catch you around later tonight. I do have to go though, Ill drop in again sometime. Peace man..........Rockin':boxing:
take it easy rockin.
The Raging Bull 02-04-2007, 12:08 PM Just getting ready to head out to work. Hopefully Ill catch you around later tonight. I do have to go though, Ill drop in again sometime. Peace man..........Rockin':boxing:
Ok, catch you later Rockin'.
Southpaw Stinger 02-04-2007, 05:05 PM I'm enjoying my water! :)
The Raging Bull 02-07-2007, 10:44 AM I'm enjoying my water! :)
Water is cool :cool:
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 10:54 AM Water is cool :cool:
damn right, although I'm back on the booze tonight. :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 06:25 PM Hans: {The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.}
Abe: {Just eat the damn oranges!}
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 06:30 PM Hans: {The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.}
Abe: {Just eat the damn oranges!}
Simpsons! classic. :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 06:31 PM Simpsons! classic. :kiss:
ineed it t'was babes.
ps: i'm drunk. :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 06:32 PM ineed it t'was babes.
ps: i'm drunk. :luvbed:
i'm semi drunk my love :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 06:33 PM i'm semi drunk my love :luvbed:
what you drinking. not animal semen, i hope ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 06:36 PM what you drinking. not animal semen, i hope ?
it could be cats piss for all I know, it's got me tipsy so I don't care.
:beerchug:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 06:38 PM it could be cats piss for all I know, it's got me tipsy so I don't care.
:beerchug:
good man.........you know it makes sense. i opted for 12 cans of miller and i am on my 7th. :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM good man.........you know it makes sense. i opted for 12 cans of miller and i am on my 7th. :hitit:
and yet already drunk, shame on you! Your meant to be scottish. 6 pints of miller might take down a normal human being, but it shouldn't effect a Scot with a concrete stomach! :no:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 06:48 PM and yet already drunk, shame on you! Your meant to be scottish. 6 pints of miller might take down a normal human being, but it shouldn't effect a Scot with a concrete stomach! :no:
well........... drunkish, you know how it is.
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 06:52 PM well........... drunkish, you know how it is.
you had me worried for a minute babes. :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 07:02 PM you had me worried for a minute babes. :luvbed:
sorry about that babes.
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 07:04 PM sorry about that babes.
never mind.
Can we shag now or what?
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 07:06 PM never mind.
Can we shag now or what?
ok *dims the lights"
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 07:09 PM ok *dims the lights"
you know how I like it :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 07:10 PM you know how I like it :luvbed:
rough like sand paper.
Southpaw Stinger 02-07-2007, 07:11 PM rough like sand paper.
like a ships hull.
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 07:14 PM like a ships hull.
indeed :luvbed: :hitit:
Tuggers1986 02-07-2007, 08:59 PM Im Shocked!!
I just checked my ratings and everybody has voted 5 apart from my first rating.
Shanus voted me 1
Wonder where i went wrong lol :(
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 09:02 PM Im Shocked!!
I just checked my ratings and everybody has voted 5 apart from my first rating.
Shanus voted me 1
Wonder where i went wrong lol :(
thinks you are an alt, most likely.
ps: i have suspicions myself....explain yourself, boy ?
Tuggers1986 02-07-2007, 09:09 PM thinks you are an alt, most likely.
ps: i have suspicions myself....explain yourself, boy ?
Haha, this is my first forum ive even used, it was only about a month ago i actually found out what an alt was. and to be fair. if i ever had to make more than one account, just so somebody agreed with what i was saying, i would kill myself. so there lol
i wonder if i can change his mind he'l give me that nice juicy 5 that i feel i deserve haha
Oasis_Lad 02-07-2007, 09:12 PM Haha, this is my first forum ive even used, it was only about a month ago i actually found out what an alt was. and to be fair. if i ever had to make more than one account, just so somebody agreed with what i was saying, i would kill myself. so there lol
i wonder if i can change his mind he'l give me that nice juicy 5 that i feel i deserve haha
shanus never gives 5's................he's welsh, what do you expect ?
ps: stick with the limey lounge son, and you'll do fine.
Tuggers1986 02-07-2007, 09:15 PM shanus never gives 5's................he's welsh, what do you expect ?
ps: stick with the limey lounge son, and you'll do fine.
He's welsh ehy?? Guess a 1 aint as bad when its from a welsh man haha :boxing:
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 09:27 AM awright, fellow turd burglars ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 09:56 AM awright, fellow turd burglars ?
Hoff news got you excited babes? It has me! :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 10:06 AM of course it bleedin' has.................i'm trembling with excitement.
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 10:25 AM of course it bleedin' has.................i'm trembling with excitement.
did you watch our friend with the shiney head on saturday babes?
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 10:28 AM did you watch our friend with the shiney head on saturday babes?
i ****in' missed it. :nonono: is it on youtube yet ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 10:42 AM i ****in' missed it. :nonono: is it on youtube yet ?
I don't know. tut tut for missing it! :cop:
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 12:30 PM I don't know. tut tut for missing it! :cop:
im sorry babes, i was pre-occupied with the catman.
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 12:36 PM im sorry babes, i was pre-occupied with the catman.
:nonono:
You shouldn't allow your urges to control you like that!
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 12:37 PM :nonono:
You shouldn't allow your urges to control you like that!
i know, but the catman is hard to resist.
i have just finished off 8 cans and i am now opening a bottle of wine :luvbed: :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 12:42 PM i know, but the catman is hard to resist.
i have just finished off 8 cans and i am now opening a bottle of wine :luvbed: :hitit:
you are simply a sex god laddie :hitit:
I'm having my curry soon and then it's largar for the night
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 12:42 PM you are simply a sex god laddie :hitit:
I'm having my curry soon and then it's largar for the night
what kind of curry ?
Tuggers1986 02-08-2007, 12:52 PM seen as all you guys are kinky freaky mother ****ers. i thought this might make you smile.
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=46976&first=yes
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 12:54 PM Blind Folds
67%
Whips
42%
Chains/Handcuffs
25%
Bondage
25%
Blood
17%
Biting
8%
Tuggers1986 02-08-2007, 12:55 PM You scored as Blind Folds.
Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch
Blind Folds
75%
Biting
50%
Chains/Handcuffs
42%
Whips
42%
Bondage
33%
Blood
8%
Tuggers1986 02-08-2007, 12:56 PM Blind Folds
67%
Whips
42%
Chains/Handcuffs
25%
Bondage
25%
Blood
17%
Biting
8%
Whips ehy, you kinky MO FO haha!! no wonder the HOFF loves you
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 02:15 PM what kind of curry ?
lovely vindaloo that was. I'm on the drink now laddie :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 02:18 PM Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.
Chains/Handcuffs
83%
Whips
67%
Bondage
67%
Biting
58%
Blind Folds
50%
Blood
17%
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 02:19 PM lovely vindaloo that was. I'm on the drink now laddie :hitit:
good man.
southpaw..........i have felt you, but would you give me your measurements ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 02:35 PM good man.
southpaw..........i have felt you, but would you give me your measurements ?
there ain't a tape measure big enough babes :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-08-2007, 02:36 PM there ain't a tape measure big enough babes :luvbed:
as i thought. :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 03:08 PM as i thought. :luvbed:
how about some sexual chit chat laddie? :kiss:
Tuggers1986 02-08-2007, 07:19 PM do you lot seriously all meet up and have orgys and stuff?? then when ur exhausted chat about boxing?
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 07:35 PM do you lot seriously all meet up and have orgys and stuff?? then when ur exhausted chat about boxing?
yep. very exhausting but lovable at the same time. :luvbed:
Tuggers1986 02-08-2007, 07:40 PM hahaha, whens the next meet ;) :boxing:
Southpaw Stinger 02-08-2007, 07:50 PM hahaha, whens the next meet ;) :boxing:
As soon as the Hoff returns. :grouphug:
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 02:30 PM Mr Seagal tonight laddie. I'm shaking with anticapation!
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 02:38 PM Mr Seagal tonight laddie. I'm shaking with anticapation!
you got the drink in ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 02:41 PM you got the drink in ?
friday night laddie, take a guess! :banana:
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 02:49 PM friday night laddie, take a guess! :banana:
good man. it's gonna be one el' of a night.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 02:53 PM good man. it's gonna be one el' of a night.
24 cans laddie, on number 2 now. The night has already begun! :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 03:00 PM 24 cans laddie, on number 2 now. The night has already begun! :luvbed:
i'm gonna crack my first can open now. ( dancing banana smillie )
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 03:01 PM i'm gonna crack my first can open now. ( dancing banana smillie )
you know it makes sense :beerchug:
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 03:16 PM you know it makes sense :beerchug:
mmmmmmm! nothing beats a cold frosty beer.
Tuggers1986 02-09-2007, 03:24 PM Stop rubbing it in. im in work till 10 and getting picked up at 6am to go to london so i cant even drink :(
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 03:25 PM Stop rubbing it in. im in work till 10 and getting picked up at 6am to go to london so i cant even drink :(
poor sod. ( sad face smilie )
i'll have a beer for you.
Tuggers1986 02-09-2007, 03:49 PM poor sod. ( sad face smilie )
i'll have a beer for you.
haha, a beer or 10 please fella. but 2moro im going to watch cage rage 20 then goin out round london with my northern monkey mates so it makes up for it :)
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 04:16 PM poor sod. ( sad face smilie )
i'll have a beer for you.
lovely night it is :friday:
hope you see our shiney headed friend tomorrow laddie.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 04:18 PM lovely night it is :friday:
hope you see our shiney headed friend tomorrow laddie.
wouldn't miss it for the world babes.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 04:19 PM wouldn't miss it for the world babes.
the world was not enough last week eh? :puppy_dog Although you were with the catman so I'll forgive you.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 04:22 PM the world was not enough last week eh? :puppy_dog Although you were with the catman so I'll forgive you.
i knew you would understand babes.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 04:30 PM i knew you would understand babes.
have you got the sound back on your computer babes?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 04:32 PM have you got the sound back on your computer babes?
yes.............it's working fine now.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 04:34 PM yes.............it's working fine now.
have you seen oour little hoff video?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 04:36 PM have you seen oour little hoff video?
no, got a link ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 05:18 PM of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
ain't he sexy?
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:04 PM Am I not sexy?
Crap picture, I know, but this girl promised to make a couple of pro pics of me.
EDIT: the girl is my distant cousin, so dont even think of offering me to sex her.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:07 PM of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
ain't he sexy?
Am I not sexy?
Crap picture, I know, but this girl promised to make a couple of pro pics of me.
EDIT: the girl is my distant cousin, so dont even think of offering me to sex her.
yes he is sexy. why not ? us scots shag our relatives all the time.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:08 PM yes he is sexy. why not ? us scots shag our relatives all the time.
is incest as good as it sounds?
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:08 PM yes he is sexy. why not ? us scots shag our relatives all the time.
She is waaay out of my league as well as me not liking bloneds.
Seriously, she is an ex-model turned photographer.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:10 PM is incest as good as it sounds?
She is waaay out of my league as well as me not liking bloneds.
Seriously, she is an ex-model turned photographer.
it's bleedin' fantastic.
so what ? chloroform is your friend.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:12 PM it's bleedin' fantastic.
so what ? chloroform is your friend.
Dont forget, she knows me mum.
And besides I am so into this one chick in college that I feel gay with other chicks, they just dont do a thing for me.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:13 PM Dont forget, she knows me mum.
And besides I am so into this one chick in college that I feel gay with other chicks, they just dont do a thing for me.
love is bliss, eh ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:14 PM Dont forget, she knows me mum.
And besides I am so into this one chick in college that I feel gay with other chicks, they just dont do a thing for me.
only fools stick to one sexual partner. you must multi mate, otherwise whats the point in being alive? Have them all Brooky have them all.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:15 PM love is bliss, eh ?
**** it, makes me hormones act up and I honestly cant think straight when I see that girl....and my kneed are shaking too. I dunno what to do.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:17 PM only fools stick to one sexual partner. you must multi mate, otherwise whats the point in being alive? Have them all Brooky have them all.
And I know that is a right policy but I been brought up wrong I guess, I just cant look girl straight in the eye if I been sexing her friend up an hour before.
Its stupid, I know but it is like with religious fanatics, even if they know that they are doing stupid ****, they cant live otherwise, cause its in their blood.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:18 PM And I know that is a right policy but I been brought up wrong I guess, I just cant look girl straight in the eye if I been sexing her friend up an hour before.
Its stupid, I know but it is like with religious fanatics, even if they know that they are doing stupid ****, they cant live otherwise, cause its in their blood.
Nature vs Nurture Brook, Nature always wins in the end!
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:20 PM Nature vs Nurture Brook, Nature always wins in the end!
amen babes.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:20 PM Nature vs Nurture Brook, Nature always wins in the end!
Hopefully I will get over her and start sexing everything on my job.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:21 PM So, should I make pics of myself with me top off?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:22 PM So, should I make pics of myself with me top off?
please do.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:24 PM So, should I make pics of myself with me top off?
pretty please! :luvbed:
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:24 PM please do.
When I get my hands on pro cam, I will expose my upper body to boxingscene.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:25 PM But for now, I am teasing you with just my avy,
Seriously I would make some pics, but you see the quality that my cam has, I look mad pale on the pic.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:26 PM But for now, I am teasing you with just my avy,
Seriously I would make some pics, but you see the quality that my cam has, I look mad pale on the pic.
is it your house that pic is taken from ?
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:28 PM is it your house that pic is taken from ?
With that many different plants?
Hell no, just a very good female friend whom I teaching how to cook since she lives alone now.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:29 PM With that many different plants?
Hell no, just a very good female friend whom I teaching how to cook since she lives alone now.
the place looks big.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:30 PM the place looks big.
Haha, it is quite a big apartment.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:31 PM Haha, it is quite a big apartment.
i like the shape of the doorway.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:32 PM i like the shape of the doorway.
I like the floor. Love anything wood I do.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:35 PM I like the floor. Love anything wood I do.
you love your wood, dont you ?
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:35 PM I like the floor. Love anything wood I do.
I got wooden floor in my place as well, I hate that carped thing and the plastic cover.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:40 PM you love your wood, dont you ?
More than anything laddie
I got wooden floor in my place as well, I hate that carped thing and the plastic cover.
fan ****ing tastic Brook, I was gonna rip my carpet up and polish the floor boards, I just haven't got the guts to do it yet in case I **** up my floor.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:41 PM More than anything laddie
fan ****ing tastic Brook, I was gonna rip my carpet up and polish the floor boards, I just haven't got the guts to do it yet in case I **** up my floor.
floorboards > cum stained carpet.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:43 PM floorboards > cum stained carpet.
It was not really the cum stains, but lots of liquor stains that turned me off of carpet.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:45 PM floorboards > cum stained carpet.
cum polished floorboards > floorboards > cum stained carpet
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:46 PM cum polished floorboards > floorboards > cum stained carpet
an that's the mother****in' truth.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:49 PM an that's the mother****in' truth.
I think we have covered the floor topic right there.
unless you have an oppinion on floor tiles?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:50 PM I think we have covered the floor topic right there.
unless you have an oppinion on floor tiles?
yes.................they need to be raped and as cum stained as possible.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 08:51 PM I think we have covered the floor topic right there.
unless you have an oppinion on floor tiles?
Good for bathroom and kitchen, but I still like wooden floor for kitchen better, it is just sexier.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:51 PM yes.................they need to be raped and as cum stained as possible.
perfect oppinion that :)
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:53 PM Good for bathroom and kitchen, but I still like wooden floor for kitchen better, it is just sexier.
indeed, wood is sexy.
wood floor with leather furniture is the ****, :luvbed:
TheHoff! 02-09-2007, 08:54 PM Hello lads, i'm at a friends house so have got access to the net for a while so take advanage of me while you can.
Who want some bum love?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:54 PM just finished watching "under siege" with segal - my god........what a load of cheesey bollocks.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:54 PM Hello lads, i'm at a friends house so have got access to the net for a while so take advanage of me while you can.
Who want some bum love?
bum me now.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 08:54 PM Hello lads, i'm at a friends house so have got access to the net for a while so take advanage of me while you can.
Who want some bum love?
I'm getting in you right now :luvbed:
TheHoff! 02-09-2007, 08:57 PM bum me now.
Bend over laddie, the hoff is hard and a might pissed at this moment so take advantage while you can.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 08:57 PM Bend over laddie, the hoff is hard and a might pissed at this moment so take advantage while you can.
oh, i shall babes.
Tuggers1986 02-09-2007, 09:00 PM haha, bet your all sooo happy hes on :D
have fun lads. im off to bed
thanks for drinkin them 15 beers for me oasis :D:D
ill pay you back one day :luvbed:
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 09:02 PM Hello lads, i'm at a friends house so have got access to the net for a while so take advanage of me while you can.
Who want some bum love?
Whats up you sexy mofo.
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 09:02 PM haha, bet your all sooo happy hes on :D
have fun lads. im off to bed
thanks for drinkin them 15 beers for me oasis :D:D
ill pay you back one day :luvbed:
gawd bless and sleep tight..........please let the hoff bite.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 09:02 PM haha, bet your all sooo happy hes on
have fun lads. im off to bed
thanks for drinkin them 15 beers for me oasis :D
ill pay you back one day :luvbed:
wet dreams :luvbed:
Tuggers1986 02-09-2007, 09:02 PM hahaha, oh im sure he will ;)
Tuggers1986 02-09-2007, 09:03 PM wet dreams :luvbed:
Yano ive never ever had one. i really feel like im missing out :(
TheHoff! 02-09-2007, 09:03 PM I'm getting in you right now :luvbed:Break me in gently southpaw, I aint had any good bum loving for a while so if it might hurt a bit.
Southpaw Stinger 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM Break me in gently southpaw, I aint had any good bum loving for a while so if it might hurt a bit.
trust me babes, I'll be gentle and I'll lube up a bit first.
TheHoff! 02-09-2007, 09:07 PM Whats up you sexy mofo.
Not much. I been missing you ****ers.
I'm Drunk and stopping at a friends house tonight so i can chat for a bit.
You shagged that bird at the gym yet or have you got with that dream girl of yours yet?
Oasis_Lad 02-09-2007, 09:11 PM hoff.........speak to me, caress me and mentally undress me.
BrooklynBomber 02-09-2007, 09:12 PM Not much. I been missing you ****ers.
I'm Drunk and stopping at a friends house tonight so i can chat for a bit.
You shagged that bird at the gym yet or have you got with that dream girl of yours yet?
Neither I decided to go for a dream girl of mine, but I cant ****ing find her.
TheHoff! 02-09-2007, 09:20 PM hoff.........speak to me, caress me and mentally undress me.Laddie, since my enforced absense due to cunting techical problems i have dreamt of you every night and will not be happy until we are truly re-united and can make love every night like we used to.
Oh, my lust for you is driving me crazy....
Neither I decided to go for a dream girl of mine, but I cant ****ing find her.
Good luck son, I know you'll find her soon and be happy for ever more and have wee nippers and all that...
MickyHatton 02-10-2007, 05:41 AM LOL.
When did this becoming a dating site!
Who's grooming who?
Southpaw Stinger 02-10-2007, 07:40 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcAG8bKhXZo
for you laddie
Oasis_Lad 02-10-2007, 07:43 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcAG8bKhXZo
for you laddie
that was so like my real life, that it's scary.
Southpaw Stinger 02-10-2007, 07:44 PM that was so like my real life, that it's scary.
ain't it great? :luvbed:
do you share this oppinion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Od3S1-vo8
Oasis_Lad 02-10-2007, 07:52 PM ain't it great? :luvbed:
do you share this oppinion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Od3S1-vo8
it's ****in' gospel. what would pbds think though ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-10-2007, 07:53 PM it's ****in' gospel. what would pbds think though ?
he'd love the idea of a bisexual polar bear.
Oasis_Lad 02-10-2007, 07:54 PM he'd love the idea of a bisexual polar bear.
that he would, but would we share ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-10-2007, 07:56 PM that he would, but would we share ?
I don't like sharing, you know how clingy I can be :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-10-2007, 08:00 PM I don't like sharing, you know how clingy I can be :luvbed:
good man. :hitit:
Tuggers1986 02-11-2007, 11:21 AM I made up for not drinking on friday with a MASSIVE session in London all yesterday and last night. 15 pints went down well for you oasis :D
Oasis_Lad 02-11-2007, 11:43 AM I made up for not drinking on friday with a MASSIVE session in London all yesterday and last night. 15 pints went down well for you oasis :D
good man..........you know it makes sense.
platinummatt! 02-11-2007, 12:05 PM "am old sssskoool lak appih shoppah!"
Oasis_Lad 02-12-2007, 03:43 PM oh! hoff where art thou ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-12-2007, 03:54 PM oh! hoff where art thou ?
he's in very deep laddie :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-12-2007, 03:55 PM he's in very deep laddie :luvbed:
dont be long with him.
Southpaw Stinger 02-12-2007, 04:01 PM dont be long with him.
fear not laddie, I'll return him in good health.
Oasis_Lad 02-12-2007, 04:42 PM fear not laddie, I'll return him in good health.
please do sexy boy.......we have a bank to run.
TheHoff! 02-12-2007, 06:24 PM please do sexy boy.......we have a bank to run.
I'm here laddie.
Southpaw that was the best shag I've had in ages. Who have you been practicing on while I've been away? Whoever it was he taught you bleeding well so he ****ing did.
Tuggers1986 02-12-2007, 08:06 PM oasis, i made it up....im ****in wasted, 15 pints were for u brother
Welter_Skelter 02-12-2007, 11:37 PM Kilroy Was Here
Southpaw Stinger 02-13-2007, 10:47 AM laddie, i've started drinking already. I need some support babes
Tuggers1986 02-13-2007, 12:14 PM you must spread some reputation around before giving it to Oasis_Lad again
:grouphug:
why do they limit the love. its a shame.
Southpaw Stinger 02-14-2007, 10:46 AM happy valentines day lovers!
perfect day to dump my girl I think so I'll get on to that later and be back to hand out shags this evening. love you all!
Tuggers1986 02-14-2007, 11:22 AM hope u all got my cards in the post with my polaroids ;o)
Southpaw Stinger 02-14-2007, 11:34 AM hope u all got my cards in the post with my polaroids ;o)
impressive pictures they were too :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-16-2007, 06:33 PM Hoff and southpaw.........get your asses in here now, it's orgy time.
TheHoff! 02-16-2007, 06:35 PM Bring it on laddie. Lets make britain great again.
Bum sex and drunkenness will return our fine land to what it once was.
Oasis_Lad 02-16-2007, 06:42 PM Bring it on laddie. Lets make britain great again.
Bum sex and drunkenness will return our fine land to what it once was.
We shall be an empire once again and bum sex will be our main export.
TheHoff! 02-16-2007, 06:47 PM We shall be an empire once again and bum sex will be our main export.
Rule Britania!
Bum loving sailors rule the waves!
Rule britania! to the bum we are slaves!
Britons always always always shall be gays!
Oasis_Lad 02-16-2007, 06:52 PM Rule Britania!
Bum loving sailors rule the waves!
Rule britania! to the bum we are slaves!
Britons always always always shall be gays!
With works like that.......you are surely in line for a knighthood ( and a bj from me in the toilets beforehand )
TheHoff! 02-16-2007, 06:56 PM With works like that.......you are surely in line for a knighthood ( and a bj from me in the toilets beforehand )
If i ever met the queen I'd convert her. We have to spread the word of the allah fella so we do and she needs to stop being so cruel and killing the muslims like she did dodi just cause he was banging our Di.
The queen would be shouting alluh akbar in no time if I met the old slapper.
Oasis_Lad 02-16-2007, 07:00 PM If i ever met the queen I'd convert her. We have to spread the word of the allah fella so we do and she needs to stop being so cruel and killing the muslims like she did dodi just cause he was banging our Di.
The queen would be shouting alluh akbar in no time if I met the old slapper.
Old dinosaurs like her are the past and it's the future that is our love child, hoff.
Upwards and onwards to bumming being the only religion on this entire planet, i know allah and vishnu agree with me.
Mick Hucknall 02-16-2007, 07:01 PM I'm here to book my bumming appointment. Do you guys have a space around 8.30pm saturday
TheHoff! 02-16-2007, 07:02 PM Old dinosaurs like her are the past and it's the future that is our love child, hoff.
Upwards and onwards to bumming being the only religion on this entire planet, i know allah and vishnu agree with me.
Allah and vishnu are having a sly shag right now the cheeky ****ers. Dont tell no-one though.
TheHoff! 02-16-2007, 07:04 PM I'm here to book my bumming appointment. Do you guys have a space around 8.30pm saturday
I wont be able to get online until later than that on saturday jimmy. I could probably fit you in at 11.30. How would that suit you?
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