not just any ginge, the most beautiful ginge i've ever seen... i'd like to lick the sweat off her
Words fail to express how disappointed I am in you dr filth. Tonight has been full of disappointments but you have just taken the ****in biscuit so you have.

A ginge? Beautiful? Get to **** yer blind tart... We dont take very kindly to ginge lovers in these parts you know.
please it does hoff.....please it certainly ****in' does. i cant bleedin' wait now.
Anything for you my darling :luvbed:
sfadsfadasfdfsda
Wrong thread piggu.

hoff, is it true that one of your cum blasts started the big bang ?

hoff, is it true that one of your cum blasts started the big bang ?

I cant lie. It ****in was...and you know what else? The meteorite that hit earth and wiped out the dinosaurs was one of me cum blasts an all. I aimed it into space and shot it out but it must of gone round the galaxy once or twice, picked up a bit of space debris on the way then come back and devastated them poor ****in dinosaurs.

I cant lie. It ****in was...and you know what else? The meteorite that hit earth and wiped out the dinosaurs was one of me cum blasts an all. I aimed it into space and shot it out but it must of gone round the galaxy once or twice, picked up a bit of space debris on the way then come back and devastated them poor ****in dinosaurs.

if that's true, your cum created all ginges

I cant lie. It ****in was...and you know what else? The meteorite that hit earth and wiped out the dinosaurs was one of me cum blasts an all. I aimed it into space and shot it out but it must of gone round the galaxy once or twice, picked up a bit of space debris on the way then come back and devastated them poor ****in dinosaurs.

at least they went out with a bang :D

if that's true, your cum created all ginges
Dont make me angry now. You dont ****in wanna see the Hoff angry.

Ginge's are some kind of evil mutation. No-one can fully explain the causes of gingerness. All we know is that they have to wiped out.

Dont make me angry now. You dont ****in wanna see the Hoff angry.

Ginge's are some kind of evil mutation. No-one can fully explain the causes of gingerness. All we know is that they have to wiped out.

i suggest we breed them out, it'll mean though, at least some of us will have to mate with a ginge or two to give them non ginge babies

i suggest we breed them out, it'll mean though, at least some of us will have to mate with a ginge or two to give them non ginge babies

You're onto something there dr filth. An I tell you what, I dont think I've ever seen a mixed race ginge, so how about we give you the job. I'll round em all up for you and then you impregnate em.

You're onto something there dr filth. An I tell you what, I dont think I've ever seen a mixed race ginge, so how about we give you the job. I'll round em all up for you and then you impregnate em.

sweet... sounds like my dream job, we should start with that girl at my gym. i wanna give her a mixed race baby anyway

I'm stocked up with a fridge full of cans. Gonna be a fun night tonight kids! (I'll be giving out free blows after 11)

I'm stocked up with a fridge full of cans. Gonna be a fun night tonight kids! (I'll be giving out free blows after 11)

You have redeemed yourself :kiss:

I might pop in later for a bit of bumfun

I might pop in later for a bit of bumfun

all are welcome. :kiss:

lucky bastard southpaw, i'm in desperate need of a drink.

lucky bastard southpaw, i'm in desperate need of a drink.

I'll provide you with some of my love fluid tonight :luvbed:

well glaze my nipples and call me rita. Haven't had a hangover this bad since me 16th birthday!

nice one. lol!

I'll provide you with some of my love fluid tonight :luvbed:

i doubt even you and the hoff's lovely david seaman will keep me from going over the edge tonight.

i doubt even you and the hoff's lovely david seaman will keep me from going over the edge tonight.

you sound like a broken man laddie. It's scary me babe! lighten up and open wide - :bukkake:

any of you boys drinkin tonight? im on the cider i managed 2 blag me mum out of a few bottles

any of you boys drinkin tonight? im on the cider i managed 2 blag me mum out of a few bottles

Cider is dirt :nonono: But hell, if that's all you have, I forgive you.

Got a smoothie in my hand right now :D . I'll be doing my heavy drinking tomorrow :friday:

im on 24 cans of scotland's finest..............tennent's.

im on 24 cans of scotland's finest..............tennent's.

Never heard of it lol. What's your favourite lager?

Never heard of it lol. What's your favourite lager?

i go through phases, right now it's probably miller.

i go through phases, right now it's probably miller.

I'm like that. Have you tried the new fosters lager? It tastes like it's watered down :nonono:

It's horrible, Fosters twist. I drank it last time I went out on the piss.

I'm like that. Have you tried the new fosters lager? It tastes like it's watered down :nonono:

It's horrible, Fosters twist. I drank it last time I went out on the piss.

no and i dont think i will now. i hate lager that tastes watered down.

no and i dont think i will now. i hate lager that tastes watered down.

My mates were raving on about it so I decided to buy a few bottles and I ended up giving them away. That's how bad they were.

youve never heard of tennents? I remember my bro drank an out of date guiness he found in the sun lounge, with cobwebs and everything. He said something about having the ****s after that

youve never heard of tennents? I remember my bro drank an out of date guiness he found in the sun lounge, with cobwebs and everything. He said something about having the ****s after that

Nope I haven't.

Is he an alcy or something? lol

youve never heard of tennents? I remember my bro drank an out of date guiness he found in the sun lounge, with cobwebs and everything. He said something about having the ****s after that

was your bro mentally retarded ?

My mates were raving on about it so I decided to buy a few bottles and I ended up giving them away. That's how bad they were.

i remember buying grolsch because of the adverts and it was ****.

was your bro mentally retarded ?

Haha Sounds like it!

What did your mum and dad say to him lol.

i remember buying grolsch because of the adverts and it was ****.

Grolsch is average. I like it, but wouldn't go out of my way to get some.

Grolsch is average. I like it, but wouldn't go out of my way to get some.

i wont be buying it again,that's for sure.

i wont be buying it again,that's for sure.

I'll probably just drink it when my mates have some cans at their houses.

I'll drink almost anything if it's free though :D

I dont like grolsh. My brother is 26, so parents wouldnt say anything, and no hes not mentally retarded. Yeh got my on the scrumpy

I'll probably just drink it when my mates have some cans at their houses.

I'll drink almost anything if it's free though :D

i'll admit, so will i. :kiss:

I dont like grolsh. My brother is 26, so parents wouldnt say anything, and no hes not mentally retarded. Yeh got my on the scrumpy

Oh I thought he was a teenager or something.

The best lager is the old wife beater Stella. Also a notable mention to tennents super 9% central heating for tramps. Sorry Oasis but normal tennents is virgins piss

The best lager is the old wife beater Stella. Also a notable mention to tennents super 9% central heating for tramps. Sorry Oasis but normal tennents is virgins piss

i love piss though, that's why im drinking tennent's. the catman got me hooked.

The best lager is the old wife beater Stella. Also a notable mention to tennents super 9% central heating for tramps. Sorry Oasis but normal tennents is virgins piss

Yep. That and Carlsberg.

Enjoying the piss man?

southpaw....you came. what a glorious time.

yes i am drunk, i managed to get a hold of some tipple.

southpaw....you came. what a glorious time.

ues i am drunk, i managed to get a hold of some tipple.


so my love juice didn't satisfy you enough aye? :(

so my love juice didn't satisfy you enough aye? :(

it was plenty satisfying but i need to vary in the juices i consume.

so, you been drinking tonight big boy ?

it was plenty satisfying but i need to vary in the juices i consume.

so, you been drinking tonight big boy ?


i've had my fair share of stella tonight me lad, friday night would be the same without it.. oh and to get you in the mood for tomorrow :kiss:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W6TUkuVS8s

i've had my fair share of stella tonight me lad, friday night would be the same without it.. oh and to get you in the mood for tomorrow :kiss:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W6TUkuVS8s

lmao. saturday is gonna be a fine day. which one of the two birds, fighting over harry in that clip would you have shagged southpaw ?

lmao. saturday is gonna be a fine day. which one of the two birds, fighting over harry in that clip would you have shagged southpaw ?


I'd take either but I've always had a thing for Maria.... Although Hayley's the top of the list of course :luvbed:

who would you take? Are you a Candiece man?

I'd take either but I've always had a thing for Maria.... Although Hayley's the top of the list of course :luvbed:

who would you take? Are you a Candiece man?

i am a candice man, southpaw. hayley....... as you say though, would be a hell of a temptation.

i am a candice man, southpaw. hayley....... as you say though, would be a hell of a temptation.


indeed. She has strong muscles and would be a great dominatrix or mud wrestler.

indeed. She has strong muscles and would be a great dominatrix or mud wrestler.

i wouldn't mind a whipping from him....i mean her.

southpaw, how dare you leave me on my own-some.

southpaw, how dare you leave me on my own-some.


I was just going for another drink laddie. I wouldn't leave you for anyone, I'm hear baby! :luvbed:

I was just going for another drink laddie. I wouldn't leave you for anyone, I'm hear baby! :luvbed:

ah!, all is well again. :kiss:

we seem to have the same taste in tits southpaw, both agreeing that catherine zeta's and martine's were poor at best. whose tits blew you away though ?

ah!, all is well again. :kiss:

we seem to have the same taste in tits southpaw, both agreeing that catherine zeta's and martine's were poor at best. whose tits blew you away though ?

you know there are very few decent tits in Hollywood, sure some look good on film but in reality they are pretty average. :( Kate Winslet has decent large tits and believe it or not uma thurman has large natural beauties - or at least she did when she was younger, hasn't got em out in some years. :(

you know there are very few decent tits in Hollywood, sure some look good on film but in reality they are pretty average. :( Kate Winslet has decent large tits and believe it or not uma thurman has large natural beauties - or at least she did when she was younger, hasn't got em out in some years. :(

your spot on. i love scarlett johansson's but feel i might be let down if ever she whipped them out.

and penelope cruz has a decent pair as well! forgot about little Penelope for a minute.

And Scarlett has a great arse and from what I have seen, her tits are potentially great. Just hope that my image of her perfect tits won't be ruined some day.

and penelope cruz has a decent pair as well! forgot about little Penelope for a minute.

And Scarlett has a great arse and from what I have seen, her tits are potentially great. Just hope that my image of her perfect tits won't be ruined some day.

i fear what you fear southpaw. jennifer love hewitt is another one.......yes they look good in push up bras but what about defying gravity in the palm of my hands ?

i fear what you fear southpaw. jennifer love hewitt is another one.......yes they look good in push up bras but what about defying gravity in the palm of my hands ?


Hewitt is another nice one but I have seen and felt better.

Maybe our standards are just too high laddie? i hope women don't judge us in the same fashion, they can be hard enough to please at the best of times.. :ugh:

Hewitt is another nice one but I have seen and felt better.

Maybe our standards are just too high laddie? i hope women don't judge us in the same fashion, they can be hard enough to please at the best of times.. :ugh:

we are men, southpaw.

to shag our not to shag....that is thee question.

we are men, southpaw.

to shag our not to shag....that is thee question.

I usually go for the former... after a few pints even a catherine zeta jones pair could look like a scarlett johansson's. beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when the beholder is pissed the standard of beauty drops. For that is the mans way.

I usually go for the former... after a few pints even a catherine zeta jones pair could look like a scarlett johansson's. beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when the beholder is pissed the standard of beauty drops. For that is the mans way.

once again you have shown me the way, southpaw.

i'm going to find some scarlett pics, on my hard drive, just for you

ps: did you hear the rumour, that scarlett is supposedly going to play jenna jameson in a movie about her life ?

once again you have shown me the way, southpaw.

i'm going to find some scarlett pics, on my hard drive, just for you

ps: did you hear the rumour, that scarlett is supposedly going to play jenna jameson in a movie about her life ?


you are a true gent laddie, a credit to your nation. and I have not yet heard this rumour but I'll pay more attention from now on! ;)

a couple of hoes southpaw

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/56121_spd137541_122_349lo.jpg

a couple of hoes southpaw

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/56121_spd137541_122_349lo.jpg


oh my! hoes need lovin too. :grouphug:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/_0agif923239232.gif

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/_0agif923239232.gif

damn you laddie! now I'll be here all night! :wank:

damn you laddie! now I'll be here all night! :wank:

that was my plan big boy.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/celebrity_x_ray_43.jpg

that was my plan big boy.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/celebrity_x_ray_43.jpg

puts victoria bekhams to shame!

puts victoria bekhams to shame!

she ko's victoria in every department.

she ko's victoria in every department.

that she does laddie. And I'm on my last can now.. :(

that she does laddie. And I'm on my last can now.. :(

i have two left. :nonono:

i have two left. :nonono:

I'll take it slow but I'm finding it hard to pace myself.

I'll take it slow but I'm finding it hard to pace myself.

me too. i think i'm just gonna drink them as fast as i can then go to bed. i shall be on boxing scene for ten minutes at the most. :nonono:

me too. i think i'm just gonna drink them as fast as i can then go to bed. i shall be on boxing scene for ten minutes at the most. :nonono:

I'll miss you babes! But tomorrow is a new day and we have Hatton and Harry to look foward too.
Sleep tight! :luvbed:

I'll miss you babes! But tomorrow is a new day and we have Hatton and Harry to look foward too.
Sleep tight! :luvbed:

oh! what a day. harry and hatton :luvbed:

oh! what a day. harry and hatton :luvbed:

my knees are shaking with anticapation!

my knees are shaking with anticapation!

my whole body is shaking southpaw. that might be because of the draft coming in through the window though. im hyped babes.

the morrison/dawes fight looks like it might be a cracker too. :boxing:

my whole body is shaking southpaw. that might be because of the draft coming in through the window though. im hyped babes.

the morrison/dawes fight looks like it might be a cracker too. :boxing:


Indeed. i must get some drinks in.

Indeed. i must get some drinks in.

me too. a few cheap cans or a cheap bottle of wine.

me too. a few cheap cans or a cheap bottle of wine.

for hatton I'm willing to spend a bit more and get a few cans of moderatly priced larger and also a bottle of Jack D to finish off the evening with! Means I'll be drinking left overs tomorrow night but meh.. :friday:

for hatton I'm willing to spend a bit more and get a few cans of moderatly priced larger and also a bottle of Jack D to finish off the evening with! Means I'll be drinking left overs tomorrow night but meh.. :friday:

hatton would be proud. as would frank gallagher.

Well a nice saturday it was. Harry was a laugh and Hatton won so it was worth getting in the drinks!

jagrmeister was my best friend last saturday, I feel like **** now though.

morning, fellow limeys.

morning, fellow limeys.

Morning laddie.

How's things?

Morning laddie.

How's things?

i'm good. i'm worried about the hoff though, he has been missing from this place for too long now.

i'm good. i'm worried about the hoff though, he has been missing from this place for too long now.

I haven't seen him on or spoke to him since saturday.

Don't worry, it's the Hoff. He'll be back.

Hey guys,

How's it hanging?

Have I missed anything other than the usual Hatton slagging on the other forums?

I haven't seen him on or spoke to him since saturday.

Don't worry, it's the Hoff. He'll be back.

he bloody better be.

Hey guys,

How's it hanging?

Have I missed anything other than the usual Hatton slagging on the other forums?

Hey Micky. Haven't seen you post for a while! And yes, there's been quite a bit of Hatton bashing.

he bloody better be.

He will :fing02:

Yeah, thought so mate, I've just got back from Chicago and had to endure the crap out there!

You would have thought he had lost! I mean he won the IBF title???

To be honest RB I am thinking about jacking in BS mate, there is just too many glory hunting unknowledgable dickheads on here and its doing my head in!

Yeah, thought so mate, I've just got back from Chicago and had to endure the crap out there!

You would have thought he had lost! I mean he won the IBF title???

To be honest RB I am thinking about jacking in BS mate, there is just too many glory hunting unknowledgable dickheads on here and its doing my head in!

more and more people are boycotting nsb because of all the dickheads, who think this :owned: equals an intelligent debate.

Yeah, thought so mate, I've just got back from Chicago and had to endure the crap out there!

You would have thought he had lost! I mean he won the IBF title???

To be honest RB I am thinking about jacking in BS mate, there is just too many glory hunting unknowledgable dickheads on here and its doing my head in!

It's bull****. He's out of the game for a long time, and comes back to JW to fight the IBF champ. He's knocked for not fighting big names, yet people are saying that they want all the divisions to have linear champs. Ricky sets out to do this and gets knocked for it! He can't help it if the champ ain't that great :pat:

And I thought he fought well. Winning 10 rounds out of 12 isn't bad, that screams shut out to me!

I've been staying out of NSB for a while because of the knobs.

They'll clear off soon hopefully. Just keep posting here for a bit :fing02:

more and more people are boycotting nsb because of all the dickheads, who think this :owned: equals an intelligent debate.

Yep, wankers like Sin and Diego ****o.

Yeah, thought so mate, I've just got back from Chicago and had to endure the crap out there!

You would have thought he had lost! I mean he won the IBF title???

To be honest RB I am thinking about jacking in BS mate, there is just too many glory hunting unknowledgable dickheads on here and its doing my head in!


Then you'd be leaving the people who love you most! :luvbed:

Seriously stay. Yanks are jealous of world champs who aren't yanks. Simple as that.
If Ricky was American half the forum would be riding him by now.

Then you'd be leaving the people who love you most! :luvbed:

Seriously stay. Yanks are jealous of world champs who aren't yanks. Simple as that.
If Ricky was American half the forum would be riding him by now.

Your right mate, I know it was not a classic performance by Ricky but he won against a tough strong champion regardless of how many fights he has had!

Styles make fights we all know that and Hatton has picked three awkward fighters to fight in his last three, but all I hear in spades is that he is a clincher or dirty etc etc etc and too be honest its getting ****ing boring. If winning titles was all about clinching then we should just all enter our respected weights, grab our opponents and win ourselves titles!

Cheers guys!

I need a bit of Hoff, where the **** is he???

I need a bit of Hoff, where the **** is he???

still missing, i'm afraid. :(

still missing, i'm afraid. :(

http://www.poster.net/hasselhoff-david/hasselhoff-david-photo-xl-david-hasselhoff-6210197.jpg
Missing
:puppy_dog :puppy_dog

http://www.poster.net/hasselhoff-david/hasselhoff-david-photo-xl-david-hasselhoff-6210197.jpg
Missing
:puppy_dog :puppy_dog

he looks so sexy and full of life in that photo. may the lord bring him back to us safely.

he looks so sexy and full of life in that photo. may the lord bring him back to us safely.

I'm not a religous man but still I find myself praying!

I'm not a religous man but still I find myself praying!

who else is their to turn to in these terrible moments, except a figment of human imagination ?

who else is their to turn to in these terrible moments, except a figment of human imagination ?


"God is an imaginary friend for adults" as they say.

For Hoff

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

Unaware but underlined I figured out this story
It wasn't good
But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory
But that was not to be
In the twist of separation you excelled at being free
Can't you find a little room inside for me

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

And we'll be together, this time is forever
We'll be fighting and forever we will be
So complete in our love
We will never be uncovered again

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

I guess now it's time, that you came back for good

For Hoff

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

Unaware but underlined I figured out this story
It wasn't good
But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory
But that was not to be
In the twist of separation you excelled at being free
Can't you find a little room inside for me

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

And we'll be together, this time is forever
We'll be fighting and forever we will be
So complete in our love
We will never be uncovered again

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

I guess now it's time, that you came back for good

i concur.




...

Is the Hoff dead? Plz lor let it be blasphemy

He's probably just out shagging some whores (and I don't mean Oasis Lad)

another day without sexual contact with the Hoff. :nonono:

the hoff is still missing. :(

The Hoff said he was leaving didn't he? or was he kidding?

The Hoff said he was leaving didn't he? or was he kidding?


I know shanus did. don't know about the hoff.

Is Shanus and Hoff same ppl? I ****ing hope not

Is Shanus and Hoff same ppl? I ****ing hope not

i'd be ****ing gutted if they were. dont get me wrong i love both but i shared some of my darkest secrets with the hoff and if he is really a sheep shagger..........then i'm tainted for life.

southpaw, where are you ?

southpaw, where are you ?

here babes :kiss:

here babes :kiss:

thank god. i need your comforting arms around me.

so are you drinking tonight ?

thank god. i need your comforting arms around me.

so are you drinking tonight ?


I am now. need somthing to calm my soul. :sad2:

I am now. need somthing to calm my soul. :sad2:

i'm on my 8th can of the night. my sky has been cut off though and i'm sat here watching celebrity big brother :nonono:

i'm on my 8th can of the night. my sky has been cut off though and i'm sat here watching celebrity big brother :nonono:

poor poor man. Don't let the departure of our love god drive you to watching that ****. watch some Bay Watch or red dwarf to help lift your spirit.

poor poor man. Don't let the departure of our love god drive you to watching that ****. watch some Bay Watch or red dwarf to help lift your spirit.

i only have channels 1 to 5 now. i'd watch red dwarf on the internet but i have been hit with a virus and windows media player wont work nor will my speakers.

i only have channels 1 to 5 now. i'd watch red dwarf on the internet but i have been hit with a virus and windows media player wont work nor will my speakers.

well big brother isn't as bad now that jade cow has gone

well big brother isn't as bad now that jade cow has gone

i'd shag that danielle birds tits untill they were red raw. :luvbed:

your tits are nicer though.

i'd shag that danielle birds tits untill they were red raw. :luvbed:

your tits are nicer though.

sweet talk will get you anywhere laddie :luvbed:

your hips don't lie either. your pelvic thrust is very arousing, if I may say so

sweet talk will get you anywhere laddie :luvbed:

your hips don't lie either. your pelvic thrust is very arousing, if I may say so

the hoff taught me everything.

the hoff taught me everything.

please tell me he wasn't shanus. everything will be alright won't it? :puppy_dog

please tell me he wasn't shanus. everything will be alright won't it? :puppy_dog

i wish i could reply with an answer of yes to both of those questions but.....alas, i am in fear of what the truth may be also.

i wish i could reply with an answer of yes to both of those questions but.....alas, i am in fear of what the truth may be also.

I didn't think a welsh person was capable of giving a blow job like he gave me. I never thought shanus and hoffy were similar until now. I'm not convinced though, I'm sure the Hoff will come back to us soon and put our minds to rest. until then we can only hold and rub each other in hope. :grouphug:

I didn't think a welsh person was capable of giving a blow job like he gave me. I never thought shanus and hoffy were similar until now. I'm not convinced though, I'm sure the Hoff will come back to us soon and put our minds to rest. until then we can only hold and rub each other in hope. :grouphug:

that is all we can do, and do it we must.

the hoff shall return though......of that i'm sure.

come on baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE

come on baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE

no sound. :nonono:

morning my sexy limeys.

morning my sexy limeys.

morning lover. tragic you haven't got any sound, that hoff vid was a lovely tribute to the great man.

morning lover. tragic you haven't got any sound, that hoff vid was a lovely tribute to the great man.

tell me about it babes.

i have started early and am already on my 9th beer :luvbed: :hitit:

tell me about it babes.

i have started early and am already on my 9th beer :luvbed: :hitit:

you need comforting baby, 9th beer at this time is worrying me.

when your sound returns you can watch the hoff chat up some *****es and give them a ride in his famous car, Kit. a musical vid that I think explains where the hoff has been all this time! :luvbed:

you need comforting baby, 9th beer at this time is worrying me.

when your sound returns you can watch the hoff chat up some *****es and give them a ride in his famous car, Kit. a musical vid that I think explains where the hoff has been all this time! :luvbed:

it's pissing me off to be honest. i may just re-boot my computer.

it's pissing me off to be honest. i may just re-boot my computer.


thank you for that wonderful piece you posted in my profile. It's the kind of thing ol' hoff would have posted in the day :puppy_dog

you watching mr hill today laddie?

thank you for that wonderful piece you posted in my profile. It's the kind of thing ol' hoff would have posted in the day :puppy_dog

you watching mr hill today laddie?

of course i am babes. :luvbed: :hitit:

http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/hoff.jpg

When will I see you, again. Will I have to wait forever. :(

http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/hoff.jpg

When will I see you, again. Will I have to wait forever. :(

i am here. :luvbed: :hitit:

i am here. :luvbed: :hitit:

looking fabulous as usual... I can't hold back anymore! :luvbed: :smileysex

looking fabulous as usual... I can't hold back anymore! :luvbed: :smileysex

let it go baby, let it flow baby.

let it go baby, let it flow baby.

The hoff has taught you well! :luvbed:

The hoff has taught you well! :luvbed:

i could never replace him.

i am good though.

oh hoff................:nonono:

where art thou?

If Hoff = shanus, I will feel weird

I wonder why Yaka1 will never post again.

shanus' return is wank material.

what the world needs now, is love sweet love.

what the world needs now, is love sweet love.

damn straight. shanus needs some bum love on his return.

hoffs been gone over a week.... :nonono:

hoffs been gone over a week.... :nonono:

i feel he may be gone for good. :puppy_dog

i feel he may be gone for good. :puppy_dog

I'll give him one more week then I'm setting up a memorial thread. :tragedy:

I'll give him one more week then I'm setting up a memorial thread. :tragedy:

i shall be there, with my black mourning dress on.

i shall be there, with my black mourning dress on.

you look real sexy in that dress.

you look real sexy in that dress.

i'd love for you to bend me over the coffin and shag me senseless........to ease the pain of hoff's demise.

i'd love for you to bend me over the coffin and shag me senseless........to ease the pain of hoff's demise.

way ahead of you laddie!


Well lovers I'm off to bed! lick you all tomorrow..... ta ta :kiss:

way ahead of you laddie!


Well lovers I'm off to bed! lick you all tomorrow..... ta ta :kiss:

sleep tight, dont let matty bite. :hitit:

sleep tight, dont let matty bite. :hitit:

Matt's back, and he owes me 15K :purity:

Matt's back, and he owes me 15K :purity:

has he payed you yet ?

has he payed you yet ?

Nope............

Nope............

little *****.

little *****.

Don't worry, I'll slap it out of him.

Don't worry, I'll slap it out of him.

any plans tonight ?

any plans tonight ?

Nope, I never do anything on Sundays. I'll probably just sit and play on Killzone: Liberation all day?

You?

Nope, I never do anything on Sundays. I'll probably just sit and play on Killzone: Liberation all day?

You?

like a true scot...............i shall be drinking. :luvbed: :hitit:

like a true scot...............i shall be drinking. :luvbed: :hitit:

Lucky you.

I got the points off of Matt.

Lucky you.

I got the points off of Matt.

would you like 20k ?

would you like 20k ?

Ok, what for lol.

Ok, what for lol.

for nothing...........i just dont need them, that's all.

for nothing...........i just dont need them, that's all.

Thanks sexyboy :kiss:


What happened to the E-millionaire dream?

Thanks sexyboy :kiss:


What happened to the E-millionaire dream?

that dream died with the hoff.

that dream died with the hoff.

I'll keep the dream alive. I will open The Limey Bank soon.

Don't worry, Hoff will be back.

I'll keep the dream alive. I will open The Limey Bank soon.

Don't worry, Hoff will be back.

he ****in' better be.

he ****in' better be.

I heard through the grapevine that Hoff was Shanus. I hope not.

I heard through the grapevine that Hoff was Shanus. I hope not.

it may be true. :nonono:

it may be true. :nonono:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo :purity:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo :purity:

sad but true.

will you look at that........i have reached over 11,000 posts. :banana: :luvbed: :hitit:

sad but true.

will you look at that........i have reached over 11,000 posts. :banana: :luvbed: :hitit:

Bloody hell, well done mate!

**** I need to spread it around.

why thank you...sexy boy.

why thank you...sexy boy.

People have deserted the Limey Lounge. Where is everyone?

People have deserted the Limey Lounge. Where is everyone?

**** knows.

ps: i replied to your "best movie" thread. :luvbed: :hitit:

**** knows.

ps: i replied to your "best movie" thread. :luvbed: :hitit:

Thank you. I'm trying to revive the scene because it's becoming a sleeping giant.

Thank you. I'm trying to revive the scene because it's becoming a sleeping giant.

it has hit the ****s lately.

it has hit the ****s lately.

All the **** brained posters and Alts are ruining the place.

All the **** brained posters and Alts are ruining the place.

exactly. people starting threads, to bash hatton after..only 10 posts, really pisses me off.

exactly. people starting threads, to bash hatton after..only 10 posts, really pisses me off.

There's a lot of new posters lately who know a lot about the scene and they really piss me off because it's obvious they're Alts and they deny it.

There's a lot of new posters lately who know a lot about the scene and they really piss me off because it's obvious they're Alts and they deny it.

at least 5 alts............new to the scene are juyjuy's. bashing hatton, and he claims hatton is his favourite fighter. :nonono: :nonono:

... and the Hoffs gone. :(

at least 5 alts............new to the scene are juyjuy's. bashing hatton, and he claims hatton is his favourite fighter. :nonono: :nonono:

I'm sure Juy Juy is mental. He has about 10 personalities.

... and the Hoffs gone. :(

We'll get through it Southpaw, don't worry.

oh! hoff, where art thou ?

oh! hoff, where art thou ?


we could ask BPP if Shanus has the same IP as Hoff....

we could ask BPP if Shanus has the same IP as Hoff....

i'll pm him now.

i'll pm him now.


go for it babes.

go for it babes.

just pm'd him. now we sit back, wank and wait.

Oooh I'm all tingly and nervous

Oooh I'm all tingly and nervous

just relax babes.

is it right to ejaculate like this? I haven't even touched it yet! :(

is it right to ejaculate like this? I haven't even touched it yet! :(

dont be ashamed. i shall get it hard again. :luvbed: :hitit:

dont be ashamed. i shall get it hard again. :luvbed: :hitit:

and so you have! :luvbed:

I take it The Hoff has still not appeared?

Worrying!

I take it The Hoff has still not appeared?

Worrying!

Nope, he hasn't. I'm gettin' really woried :grumpy:

the hoff is the glue that holds limey lang together.

the hoff is the glue that holds limey lang together.

nonsense, we all contribute to the overall stickyness of the lang.

nonsense, we all contribute to the overall stickyness of the lang.

cum for me babes.

cum for me babes.

I've been cumming all afternoon, let me relode then I'll be right back on the job. :luvbed:

I've been cumming all afternoon, let me relode then I'll be right back on the job. :luvbed:

good man.

i missed tv burp though :nonono:

good man.

i missed tv burp though :nonono:

i'm shocked, were you unconscious or somthing?

i'm shocked, were you unconscious or somthing?

most likely.

most likely.

The Hoffs back!!! :grouphug: :headbang:

The Hoffs back!!! :grouphug: :headbang:

and i am glad. :luvbed: :hitit:

and i am glad. :luvbed: :hitit:

and he's not Shanus which I'm most glad about :)

and he's not Shanus which I'm most glad about :)

thank **** for that.

thank **** for that.


where do you get all your points from? you were a poor beggar this morning and now your a bill gates jr... i hope your not selling your body to any one looking for some fun. :luvbed:

where do you get all your points from? you were a poor beggar this morning and now your a bill gates jr... i hope your not selling your body to any one looking for some fun. :luvbed:

i am selling babes.

i am selling babes.

:nonono:

as long as you save the best bits for me and the hoff I don't mind. :luvbed:

:nonono:

as long as you save the best bits for me and the hoff I don't mind. :luvbed:

gawd bless :luvbed: :hitit:

So it's confirmed Shanus isn't The Hoff? Good.

And how did you get all them points? lol

So it's confirmed Shanus isn't The Hoff? Good.

And how did you get all them points? lol

if you punt your arse in this game........then the cash flows like a river. :luvbed: :hitit:

if you punt your arse in this game........then the cash flows like a river. :luvbed: :hitit:

Fair enough :kiss:

I'll be out tonight my lovers so if you want blowjobs I suggest you take them now.

I'll be out tonight my lovers so if you want blowjobs I suggest you take them now.

*unzips trousers, and beckons southpaw to him with motion of the forefinger* :luvbed: :hitit:

*unzips trousers, and beckons southpaw to him with motion of the fiorefinger* :luvbed: :hitit:

your wish is my command :hitit:

:blow:

i wonder if the hoff will make an appearance today ?

i wonder if the hoff will make an appearance today ?


i hope so, it's been awhile since our last sexual contact. Although Shanus made a comment yesterday that worried me. he said "this isn't my main account" - if it's not, then what is? :puppy_dog

i hope so, it's been awhile since our last sexual contact. Although Shanus made a comment yesterday that worried me. he said "this isn't my main account" - if it's not, then what is? :puppy_dog

how can you have 10,000 posts and it not be your main account ?

how can you have 10,000 posts and it not be your main account ?

exactly :nonono:

I'm very paranoid at the moment. I need some comforting babes
:luvbed:

exactly :nonono:

I'm very paranoid at the moment. I need some comforting babes
:luvbed:

shauns , get your arse in here bwoy. you have some explaining to do my young firiend.:luvbed: :hitit:

top of the morning to ya, me fellow limey pioneers.

haven't slept in many hours laddie, i'm finding it hard to support my own bodyweight. can you find a way to wake me up?

haven't slept in many hours laddie, i'm finding it hard to support my own bodyweight. can you find a way to wake me up?

of course i can. first........make yourself an extra strong cup of cofee and when you get back i shall be waiting for you.

of course i can. first........make yourself an extra strong cup of cofee and when you get back i shall be waiting for you.

I'm in caffeine heaven!

had no sleep either

had no sleep either

come one, come all. :luvbed: :hitit:

my first post in limey lang.

i'm watching over you limeys.

i'm watching over you limeys.

hope you're looking after yourself , father ?

my first post in limey lang.

mine too. :banana: :banana:

mine too. :banana: :banana:

and mine :banana:

this national alt day?

this national alt day?

i think it may well be jimmy, my dear.

mine too. :banana: :banana:

and mine :banana:

AND MEEEEEEEEE :banana:

i think it may well be jimmy, my dear.

no one could replace you as number 1 sex god laddie. :luvbed:

no one could replace you as number 1 sex god laddie. :luvbed:

alas! you are ****in' spot on.

havin a lovely hot curry and some larger tonight. yum yum!

havin a lovely hot curry and some larger tonight. yum yum!

lucky bastid'

i was drinking from friday untill yesterday, so i thought i'd give it a rest for a day or two.

it's only some microwave chips for me tonight and possibly toast and egg. :(

lucky bastid'

i was drinking from friday untill yesterday, so i thought i'd give it a rest for a day or two.

it's only some microwave chips for me tonight and possibly toast and egg. :(

good things come to those who wait. Have a good pint of guiness on friday night.

good things come to those who wait. Have a good pint of guiness on friday night.

i shall, im gonna bloody enjoy it an all. :luvbed: :hitit:

i shall, im gonna bloody enjoy it an all. :luvbed: :hitit:

the curry was beautiful, just like you! And I'm loving the largars even as we speak... :luvbed: :hitit:

the curry was beautiful, just like you! And I'm loving the largars even as we speak... :luvbed: :hitit:

southpaw, i have been getting sleepy a little too early all this week. think you could diagnose the problem.

southpaw, i have been getting sleepy a little too early all this week. think you could diagnose the problem.

oversexed. Thats usually the reason.

oversexed. Thats usually the reason.

any home remedies, to sort me out ?