sadly michelle gellar wasn't in this version. it was a deutch girl I think but there wasn't much talking so it was hard to tell!

Oh I thought it was just a typo. I didn't think you really meant 'Buffy the vampire layer' :D

Oh I thought it was just a typo. I didn't think you really meant 'Buffy the vampire layer' :D

I see! well I do indeed mean vampire layer. Just as I mean Charlies Anals and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang!

I see! well I do indeed mean vampire layer. Just as I mean Charlies Anals and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang!


Both classics right there :D

everyone out on the razz tonight then ?

everyone out on the razz tonight then ?

in one hour I'm off to the pub with the lads and my new lady friend. should be a laugh, i'll be thinking of you tonight laddie as I consume the stella.

in one hour I'm off to the pub with the lads and my new lady friend. should be a laugh, i'll be thinking of you tonight laddie as I consume the stella.

who would have thought i would be the only one not drinking this weekend.

ps: southpaw for you. me and the hoff paid a little visit to exige's profile page

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=36910

who would have thought i would be the only one not drinking this weekend.

ps: southpaw for you. me and the hoff paid a little visit to exige's profile page

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=36910

yeah the little guy gets a lot of stick because of his inferior stature. I don't judge people like that. tall or short I'd still love ya! :luvbed:

yeah the little guy gets a lot of stick because of his inferior stature. I don't judge people like that. tall or short I'd still love ya! :luvbed:

if only we all had your compassion. :kiss:

Where is Exige?

Where is Exige?

laying people out in sparring probably.

im back! no shag for me tonight it seems, so I came here for some lovin

im back! no shag for me tonight it seems, so I can here for some lovin

i wonder if the hoff will score tonight ?

southpaw im ready to be devoured big boy :luvbed:

i wonder if the hoff will score tonight ?

southpaw im ready to be devoured big boy :luvbed:

of course he'll pull, he's the Hoff!

and I'm just oiling myself up man. prepare to be rumbled! :luvbed:

of course he'll pull, he's the Hoff!

and I'm just oiling myself up man. prepare to be rumbled! :luvbed:

im always prepared.

im always prepared.

:love: :op: :D < so many emotions are going through me right now, it can't be described in words! :luvbed:

:love: :op: :D < so many emotions are going through me right now, it can't be described in words! :luvbed:

let it all out baby, just let it all go.

ps: what are you looking foward to most this january southpaw, the hatton fight or the new series of tv burp ?

let it all out baby, just let it all go.

ps: what are you looking foward to most this january southpaw, the hatton fight or the new series of tv burp ?

*ejaculates" tv buuuurp!!!! oh that was fantastic! :luvbed:

the hatton fight will be pretty cool as well.

*ejaculates" tv buuuurp!!!! oh that was fantastic! :luvbed:

the hatton fight will be pretty cool as well.

wow that was amazing and i so agreed with every thrust.

we better save some juice for the hoff, for when he staggers in drunk.

wow that was amazing and i so agreed with every thrust.

we better save some juice for the hoff when he staggers in drunk.

if we must. I'll relode. :puppy_dog

if we must. I'll relode. :puppy_dog

did you base your orgasm face on ali's in your avatar ?. they look remarkebly similar.

did you base your orgasm face on ali's in your avatar ?. they look remarkebly similar.

got it in one baby! although my eyes were semi closed as the pressure was so intense.

got it in one baby! although my eyes were semi closed as the pressure was so intense.

mine as you well know is more of a gurn

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/gurning2.jpg

mine as you well know is more of a gurn

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/gurning2.jpg


as I said - tall, short orrrrr hideous I'd still love ya!

as I said - tall, short orrrrr hideous I'd still love ya!

you always know how to make me smile :kiss:

you always know how to make me smile :kiss:


And you always know how to give me a good time. thankyou! :beerchug:

bonjour! fellow limeys.

bonjour! fellow limeys.

keep that french stuff outta here!

keep that french stuff outta here!

sorry southpaw.

i have been watching del boy too much.

sorry southpaw.

i have been watching del boy too much.

I'm a little pissed at the moment laddie. you have to be gentle with me.

I'm a little pissed at the moment laddie. you have to be gentle with me.

as am i.

im on the miller tonight.

as am i.

im on the miller tonight.


and im on the floor tonight

and im on the floor tonight

well stay there!

im coming to bum you.

well stay there!

im coming to bum you.

you think that just because I'm pissed I'm easy??








your right! come in> :moon:

you think that just because I'm pissed I'm easy??








your right! come in> :moon:

brace yourself!..... here i come!

brace yourself!..... here i come!

my my, you are a big boy! :luvbed:

my my, you are a big boy!

:flirt: :flirt: :flirt:

stop it! :kiss:

:flirt: :flirt: :flirt:

stop it! :kiss:


as you wish. lets just enjoy the moment.

as you wish. lets just enjoy the moment.

so what has been your poison tonight southpaw ?

so what has been your poison tonight southpaw ?


just lots of cheap larger as Jack Daniels is a little out of my price range at the mo.

what are taking?

just lots of cheap larger as Jack Daniels is a little out of my price range at the mo.

what are taking?

i feel for you man, i really do.

it's only 12 cans of miller for me tonight.

i feel for you man, i really do.

it's only 12 cans of miller for me tonight.


ah yes, you said the miller.

ive got one can of special brew that I'm saving for the end though! so cheers :beerchug:

ah yes, you said the miller.

ive got one can of special brew that I'm saving for the end though! so cheers :beerchug:

chug it down for me! :luvbed:

chug it down for me! :luvbed:


you bet! and as Del Boy would say, bonjour!

any of you cunts on ?

im drunk and need company.

I'm on mate. Doing some ****e research for my art coursework :grumble:

I'm on mate. Doing some ****e research for my art coursework :grumble:

art was probably my favourite subject at school.

you any good ?

need any nude models?

need any nude models?

Michelangelo's david was small in the trouser department wasn't he ?

Michelangelo's david was small in the trouser department wasn't he ?


tiny mate. I'd have been a much better model, although he'd probably have run out of marble...

tiny mate. I'd have been a much better model, although he'd probably have run out of marble...

lmao.

true big boy, so true.

art was probably my favourite subject at school.

you any good ?

Yeh I'm quite good but I just can't be assed with the ****ing research :grumpy:

Yeh I'm quite good but I just can't be assed with the ****ing research :grumpy:

i used to argue with my art teachers. i'd draw something great and when they said i had to write an essay to go with it i'd retort "i save my essays for english class"

i mean arts about the drawings and the paintings not ****ing essays which make up over 50% of your overall score . :nonono:

i used to argue with my art teachers. i'd draw something great and when they said i had to write an essay to go with it i'd retort "i save my essays for english class"

i mean arts about the drawings and the paintings not ****ing essays which make up over 50% of your overall score . :nonono:

Teachers have no passion for their subjects.

Teachers have no passion for their subjects.

true.

does frank gallagher's ( shameless ) greasy booze ridden face give anyone else the complete and utter ****in' horn ?

true.

does frank gallagher's ( shameless ) greasy booze ridden face give anyone else the complete and utter ****in' horn ?

I thought I was the only one!

I thought I was the only one!

well your not.

i regularly knock one out to ol' booze chops.

I wish I was drinking tonight... life seems dull when your sober.

I wish I was drinking tonight... life seems dull when your sober.

oliver reed had the right idea

http://www.beertarot.com/drunksark/drunksark.htm

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields

oliver reed had the right idea

http://www.beertarot.com/drunksark/drunksark.htm

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields


R.I.P Oliver, you were the king!

R.I.P Oliver, you were the king!

he is and shall, forever be my beacon of hope in these alcohol ridden times.

if only i could drink like dear ol' ollie.

he is and shall, forever be my beacon of hope in these alcohol ridden times.

if only i could drink like dear ol' ollie.

I don't seem to get drunk off plain old beer anymore, it has little affcect on me so I'm allowed to drink twice as much. Although Jack Daniels is the one that gets me, a bottle of that and I'm on the bow of the titanic!

I don't seem to get drunk off plain old beer anymore, it has little affcect on me so I'm allowed to drink twice as much. Although Jack Daniels is the one that gets me, a bottle of that and I'm on the bow of the titanic!

yep, i need a lot of beer to get me drunk.

how abot ol' john belushi. he used to do a bottle of jack in 1 then snort an ounce of coke in 1.

what a legend !

yep, i need a lot of beer to get me drunk.

how abot ol' john belushi. he used to do a bottle of jack in 1 then snort an ounce of coke in 1.

what a legend !


True heroes.

john belushi > Winston Churchill

True heroes.

john belushi > Winston Churchill

couldn't agree more.

although i will cut winston some slack for his love of alcohol and cigars.

couldn't agree more.

although i will cut winston some slack for his love of alcohol and cigars.

yeah he was a decent guy. although I think oliver reed could have made just as good of a prime minister.

yeah he was a decent guy. although I think oliver reed could have made just as good of a prime minister.

if only ollie became prime minister and frank zappa became president.

what a world this would be.

i used to argue with my art teachers. i'd draw something great and when they said i had to write an essay to go with it i'd retort "i save my essays for english class"

i mean arts about the drawings and the paintings not ****ing essays which make up over 50% of your overall score . :nonono:

It's bull**** ain't it.

It's bull**** ain't it.

complete and utter bull****.

does van gogh get praise for his sunflowers painting or the essay he wrote on the ****in' thing ?

complete and utter bull****.

does van gogh get praise for his sunflowers painting or the essay he wrote on the ****in' thing ?

Good point. I might say that next lesson!

When I've finished my painting I might take a picture of it and upload it for you to see. If it goes to plan, it should be cool.

Any chance of some bum love?

Any chance of some bum love?

you shall always get bum love from me.

Good point. I might say that next lesson!

When I've finished my painting I might take a picture of it and upload it for you to see. If it goes to plan, it should be cool.

i'd love to see it.

you shall always get bum love from me.

I knew I could rely on you for some good ole bum lovin :luvbed: Dont ever leave me bereft of bum love laddie for i should not know what to ****in do.

I knew I could rely on you for some good ole bum lovin :luvbed: Dont ever leave me bereft of bum love laddie for i should not know what to ****in do.

then feel at one with calmness, i am here to appease your needs.

then feel at one with calmness, i am here to appease your needs.

That has calmed my nerves and made me feel all relaxed and wanted. You are a sensitive and benevolent lover so you are.

That has calmed my nerves and made me feel all relaxed and wanted. You are a sensitive and benevolent lover so you are.

just lie back, relax and let me and my bag of tricks do all the work.

just lie back, relax and let me and my bag of tricks do all the work.
You are an experienced master at this bum love game. I feel fulfilled when you enter me :luvbed:

You are an experienced master at this bum love game. I feel fulfilled when you enter me :luvbed:

i have entered and have returned.

how was it for you ?

i have entered and have returned.

how was it for you ?

The earth moved so much I dont know where it ****in went. I've got sea legs i'm wobbling that much. You ****in buckled me so you did.

It was great :luvbed:

The earth moved so much I dont know where it ****in went. I've got sea legs i'm wobbling that much. You ****in buckled me so you did.

It was great :luvbed:

alas then, we are thankful for each other.

we give thanks to the gods who gave us such rib tickiling, pleasure giving pipes, born of these british isles.

i drink this can of stella in rejoice of my bum bother "the hoff" and the gods who blessed me with him.

alas then, we are thankful for each other.

we give thanks to the gods who gave us such rib tickiling, pleasure giving pipes, born of these british isles.

i drink this can of stella in rejoice of my bum bother "the hoff" and the gods who blessed me with him.
...and i down this vodka in honour of Oasis Lad. The scot whom i love and shall bum until i can bum no more...or in other words until im old and ****in past it and even the bastard viagra dont work no more.

...and i down this vodka in honour of Oasis Lad. The scot whom i love and shall bum until i can bum no more...or in other words until im old and ****in past it and even the bastard viagra dont work no more.

fear not brother, for our god has blessed us with eternal **** life and forever shall we pump.

when we are 102, our erections shall still be bigger than exige's total height.

our erections shall still be bigger than exige's total height.
That is not saying much though is it brother bum boy, for exige is only 4 inches tall. Still, we will always be able to pleasure each other and for that we may rejoice and praise the allah fella who is apparently one of them muslim terrorists...but still a decent geezer in my books if he allows us to carry on bumming into old age.

That is not saying much though is it brother bum boy, for exige is only 4 inches tall. Still, we will always be able to pleasure each other and for that we may rejoice and praise the allah fella who is apparently one of them muslim terrorists...but still a decent geezer in my books if he allows us to carry on bumming into old age.

a decent fella indeed.

this guy offers 100 hundred virgins just for dying. everyone dies and virgins cost money so this guy has put his hand in his pocket... a lot of times and for this, i salute him. :kiss:

a decent fella indeed.

this guy offers 100 hundred virgins just for dying. everyone dies and virgins cost money so this guy has put his hand in his pocket... a lot of times and for this, i salute him. :kiss:
Aye, hes a good fella is that allah geezer. Virgins are ****in hard to come by in these days and times when every bird has had a shag by the age of about 13 or 14.

God bless the allah fella.

Aye, hes a good fella is that allah geezer. Virgins are ****in hard to come by in these days and times when every bird has had a shag by the age of about 13 or 14.

God bless the allah fella.

god bless indeed *wipes tear away from eye*

so how much vodka have you got exactly ? * forms plan in head*

god bless indeed *wipes tear away from eye*

so how much vodka have you got exactly ? * forms plan in head*

About half a bottle left and i lost count of how many pints i had at the pub.

Drunkeness is next to godliness so the bible says.

About half a bottle left and i lost count of how many pints i had at the pub.

Drunkeness is next to godliness so the bible says.

that's cleanliness, though it should be Drunkeness.

they got that one wrong like 99% of the **** they spouted.

that's cleanliness, though it should be Drunkeness.

they got that one wrong like 99% of the **** they spouted.

Jesus was a cunt wasnt he though. Imagine going a whole lifetime without shagging a bird. Its ****in unthinkable so it si...unless you are matt. Then its par for the course.

Jesus was a cunt wasnt he though. Imagine going a whole lifetime without shagging a bird. Its ****in unthinkable so it si...unless you are matt. Then its par for the course.

jesus > matt when it comes to shagging birds.

jesus shagged mary magdalene and the truth shall be known to all one day.

jesus > matt when it comes to shagging birds.

jesus shagged mary magdalene and the truth shall be known to all one day.
You are right. Jesus gave her a good ****in seeing to then came back for more when he realised how good it was.

Even jesus wasnt a pious boring cunt who resisted all available shags...and the ****in desperate boring religious cunts who have got nothing else to hang onto need to realise this...do they not?

You are right. Jesus gave her a good ****in seeing to then came back for more when he realised how good it was.

Even jesus wasnt a pious boring cunt who resisted all available shags...and the ****in desperate boring religious cunts who have got nothing else to hang onto need to realise this...do they not?

that they do hoff.

that they do hoff.

One day they will...but until then we need to keep drumming it into them that they are dumb gullible cunts who are a bit ****in sad and desperate and in need of a good ****in shag.

If they had me or you to give them some bum loving then they wouldnt ever look to that god fella for a bit of comfort.

One day they will...but until then we need to keep drumming it into them that they are dumb gullible cunts who are a bit ****in sad and desperate and in need of a good ****in shag.

If they had me or you to give them some bum loving then they wouldnt ever look to that god fella for a bit of comfort.

it's true.

religion is a comfort for them.

they seek it out in fear. but we are the truth.

it's true.

religion is a comfort for them.

they seek it out in fear. but we are the truth.

We are reality! Everything else is a myth perpertrated by bored housewives.

We are reality! Everything else is a myth perpertrated by bored housewives.

yep, they fear their own acts.

fact is, they are gay and im intelligent.

yep, they fear their own acts.

fact is, they are gay and im intelligent.

fact is, i'd bum them until they love me.

fact is, i'd bum them until they love me.

and that is the mother****in' truth.

and that is the mother****in' truth.

I dont know what to say..because it is the truth and every mother****in spamming ***** on this site knows this.

I'm talking about 4cornermessiah when i refer to spamming *****es btw...

I dont know what to say..because it is the truth and every mother****in spamming ***** on this site knows this.

I'm talking about 4cornermessiah when i refer to spamming *****es btw...

lets own him then ?

lets own him then ?
I've been owning him for a while now but any new ideas on how to own him would be most graciously recieved.

You got any ideas on pics and comments we could leave on his profile page?

I've been owning him for a while now but any new ideas on how to own him would be most graciously recieved.

You got any ideas on pics and comments we could leave on his profile page?

im not sure.

he is of low iq, which means he wouldn't even understand it anyway,

im not sure.

he is of low iq, which means he wouldn't even understand it anyway,

This is quite true...maybe we should leave the lad and concentrate on more worthy targets...

This is quite true...maybe we should leave the lad and concentrate on more worthy targets...

we might as well.

we might as well.

So who's next then..we still havent given anorak a taste of out profile assassin love you know.

What says you?

So who's next then..we still havent given anorak a taste of out profile assassin love you know.

What says you?

i'm not sure what would work on ol' anorak.

i'm not sure what would work on ol' anorak.

I'll put me thinking cap on me bonce and pm you later.

I'll put me thinking cap on me bonce and pm you later.

i look foward to it.

reading all this is so perverse. I love it!

reading all this is so perverse. I love it!

good man.

do you want to join me and the hoff in a sexabulous threesome tonight ?

good man.

do you want to join me and the hoff in a sexabulous threesome tonight ?

would love too. I'll bring the lube. :luvbed:

would love too. I'll bring the lube. :luvbed:

fantastic!

bring the whips and leather gimp suits too.

fantastic!

bring the whips and leather gimp suits too.

as if you had to remind me! :rolleyes:

as if you had to remind me! :rolleyes:

forgive me. i started drinking early today.

forgive me. i started drinking early today.

Hello boys. Is it time for bum sex yet?

Hello boys. Is it time for bum sex yet?

indeed it is.

indeed it is.

I am glad. A wee bit of anal is just what i need right now.

Where would the world be without bum sex?

I've just been reading 4cornermessiah's thread about Anorak. It's quite amusing isnt it...

I am glad. A wee bit of anal is just what i need right now.

Where would the world be without bum sex?

I've just been reading 4cornermessiah's thread about Anorak. It's quite amusing isnt it...

indeed it is.

he obviously fancies himself as some sort of intellectual, just because he knows a few words with more than 5 letters.

indeed it is.

he obviously fancies himself as some sort of intellectual, just because he knows a few words with more than 5 letters.

He's a funny little lad aint he. I was gonna give bad k for a laugh but I cant at the mo.

Enter me now laddie :moon:

aint no party like an s'club party :banana:

aint no party like an s'club party :banana:

Yeah baby lets get this orgy started :bukkake:

How d'you like it azza, anal or oral? gentle or rough? Two player or three player? Fast and vigorous or slow strokes?

BTW azza, go leave a comment on Bigpoppas profile page demanding for Jimmy the gent to be unbanned. We're starting a ****in campaign to bring him our fellow limey back.

i like it either way,i get what im given

and i shall do just that

i like it either way,i get what im given

and i shall do just that

Good man! I'd give you good k but i cant so instead I'll just give you the best blowjob you've ever had.

*Hums*

aye that was good,ill not judge it yet though,ive got a few limeys to get through,then ill compare you all and declare the best,sorry about the premature ejeculation btw,im an early squirter

aye that was good,ill not judge it yet though,ive got a few limeys to get through,then ill compare you all and declare the best,sorry about the premature ejeculation btw,im an early squirter

You lining em up eh azza.. Fair play lad! I'd skip matt if i was you though. That little bastard bites!

sorry I'm late, those gimp suits were harder to get than I'd anticapated. As you all know we ruined the first set...

sorry I'm late, those gimp suits were harder to get than I'd anticapated. As you all know we ruined the first set...

Did you have to haggle a bit. Oh well you're here now, but you should of gone to Shanus. He knows a ginge who sells cheap gimp suits.

You better suck off azza now southpaw, he's judging all us limeys in the blowjob giving department.

Did you have to haggle a bit. Oh well you're here now, but you should of gone to Shanus. He knows a ginge who sells cheap gimp suits.

You better suck off azza now southpaw, he's judging all us limeys in the blowjob giving department.

don't worry, no one blows better than southpaw, I'll get right on it..:blow:

if anyone needs to get in the mood - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385f9-fM63k

don't worry, no one blows better than southpaw, I'll get right on it..:blow:

if anyone needs to get in the mood - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385f9-fM63k

Southpaw lad, before you suck azza off why dont you go leave a message for bpp on his profile page demanding Jimmy the Gent back.

Nice one. I'll give you a special treat for it later :flirt:

Southpaw lad, before you suck azza off why dont you go leave a message for bpp on his profile page demanding Jimmy the Gent back.

Nice one. I'll give you a special treat for it later :flirt:

ok, but only because I love you! :luvbed:

ok, but only because I love you! :luvbed:

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own


I love you too babe :luvbed:

save my bumming session for this saturday and sunday night, where i will be tanked with Jack Daniels and horny as ****

save my bumming session for this saturday and sunday night, where i will be tanked with Jack Daniels and horny as ****

Will do Jimmy. I'll be gentle with you son. You've been away for a while and aint had no bum love so its probably gone a little bit tighter.

We'll break you in slowly and with care :luvbed:

Nothing a tube of lube and a cucumber couldnt fix

Welcome back Jimmy!

I believe your knickerless??? :)

welcome back jimmy.

boys, im free come and ravish me.

I believe your knickerless??? :)

that i am....that i am.

welcome back jimmy.

boys, im free come and ravish me.


I'm bumming for two now. This is for me and the Hoff :op: :luvbed:

I'm bumming for two now. This is for me and the Hoff :op: :luvbed:

you are big enough to be mistaken for two different men.

hey jimmy welcome back

you are big enough to be mistaken for two different men.

I'll take that as a compliment.

only two drinks tonight baby, so I'm taking it slow. :friday:

hey jimmy welcome back

matty, do you wanna join me and the southpaw in some late night homosexual fun ?

I'll take that as a compliment.

only two drinks tonight baby, so I'm taking it slow. :friday:

i have 4 cans left :nonono:

matty, do you wanna join me and the southpaw in some late night homosexual fun ?

he'll just watch from a safe distance and casually wank away. :nonono:

he'll just watch from a safe distance and casually wank away. :nonono:

fair enough. the thought of being watched turns me on, only when it's matt though.

i would lose me rock if i found out it was mishra.

fair enough. the thought of being watched turns me on, only when it's matt though.

i would lose me rock if i found out it was mishra.

well thats a real mood killer. we should go dogging in the pinoy lang and experiment with new sexual customs! :grouphug:

well thats a real mood killer. we should go dogging in the pinoy lang and experiment with new sexual customs! :grouphug:

im up for it. me main man xzworks will show us limey phags how it's done.

im up for it. me main man xzworks will show us limey phags how it's done.

we must take them a gift of some sort. A bottle of Jack D or one of the Hoff's pubes, just to show we mean business.

we must take them a gift of some sort. A bottle of Jack D or one of the Hoff's pubes, just to show we mean business.

how about both, then we are guaranteed some action.

how about both, then we are guaranteed some action.

I was rather hoping that any gift they didn't want I could have. But we'll do it your way. your the scot after all! :blowjob:

I was rather hoping that any gift they didn't want I could have. But we'll do it your way. your the scot after all! :blowjob:

good man, you know it makes sense.

shall we introduce ourselves as little and large ?

im a pretty pissed young man

good man, you know it makes sense.

shall we introduce ourselves as little and large ?

as you wish. who do you want to be?

And shall we take adavantage of the drunken azza?

as you wish. who do you want to be?

And shall we take adavantage of the drunken azza?

yes i do

ps: im little.

im a pretty pissed young man


you should try getting pissed on two cans mate. I've been trying all evening but it ain't easy!

Hello boys :boobies:

Hello boys :boobies:

hello there lover boy.

hello there lover boy.

Hello there laddie. did you manage to entice feisty into a threesome with us?

Hello there laddie. did you manage to entice feisty into a threesome with us?

not yet. i popped down to mcdonalds came back and watched a programme on the "btk" killer.

not yet. i popped down to mcdonalds came back and watched a programme on the "btk" killer.

You bastard. You just made me really ****in hungry. I'd suck matt off right now for a big mac meal.

You bastard. You just made me really ****in hungry. I'd suck matt off right now for a big mac meal.

i got 2 hamburgers,2 bags of chips and a big mac. man.... my fat ass was hungry.

i got 2 hamburgers,2 bags of chips and a big mac. man.... my fat ass was hungry.

Mcdonalds dont ****in fill you up though do they. I could eat there nonstop for about 5 hours and still want a proper meal about half an hour later.

I'm off to make a sarnie.

Mcdonalds dont ****in fill you up though do they. I could eat there nonstop for about 5 hours and still want a proper meal about half an hour later.

I'm off to make a sarnie.

true. i felt like going for another but it would have been shut and only the bastard window would have been open by then.

true. i felt like going for another but it would have been shut and only the bastard window would have been open by then.

Cunts aint they. I'm sure the ****ers have found some chemicals that increase your appetite about tenfold and they're putting em in every ****ing meal they serve.

That's why the ****in yanks are so fat. Mcdonalds are drugging em up and practically forcing the american cunts to eat their fast food.

Laddie, who would you rather bum, Ronald McDonald or the milky bar kid?

Cunts aint they. I'm sure the ****ers have found some chemicals that increase your appetite about tenfold and they're putting em in every ****ing meal they serve.

That's why the ****in yanks are so fat. Mcdonalds are drugging em up and practically forcing the american cunts to eat their fast food.

Laddie, who would you rather bum, Ronald McDonald or the milky bar kid?

i was terrified of clowns as a kid so i would brutally rape ronald's ass. just to release some inner demons you know.

here is the king owning ronald's ass

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/_0agif9182728373423-1.gif

i was terrified of clowns as a kid so i would brutally rape ronald's ass. just to release some inner demons you know.

here is the king owning ronald's ass

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/_0agif9182728373423-1.gif

lol I know what you mean though. There's many people I'd like to ram me **** into to release those inner demons. Cheetarah from thundercats would be at the front of the cue.

As for Ronald or the milky bar kid, Id say the milky bar kid could show you a better time and sucks a mean ****. Realistically though if you form an intimate relationship with ronald you could get him begging for your ****, which basically means free mcdonalds for life. So I'm with you laddie, i mean what ****er is gonna refuse free big macs for life.

Where is Southpaw anyway, I aint bummed him since I've been back.

lol I know what you mean though. There's many people I'd like to ram me **** into to release those inner demons. Cheetarah from thundercats would be at the front of the cue.

As for Ronald or the milky bar kid, Id say the milky bar kid could show you a better time and sucks a mean ****. Realistically though if you form an intimate relationship with ronald you could get him begging for your ****, which basically means free mcdonalds for life. So I'm with you laddie, i mean what ****er is gonna refuse free big macs for life.

Where is Southpaw anyway, I aint bummed him since I've been back.

if he's ****ing cheetarah without our help, he can forget about another blowjob from my whisky soaked lips.

if he's ****ing cheetarah without our help, he can forget about another blowjob from my whisky soaked lips.

She was a looker though werent she.

If you had to choose one cartoon character to shag, which one would it be?

She was a looker though werent she.

If you had to choose one cartoon character to shag, which one would it be?

does jessica rabbit count as a cartoon character ?

cheetarah would be right up there as well though.

does jessica rabbit count as a cartoon character ?

cheetarah would be right up there as well though.

I reckon theres a few that would get it.

Milady:

http://80scartoons.co.uk/dogtanian/dogtaniancharmilady.jpg


April from teenage mutant ninja turtles:

http://www.gregorich.com/animation/misc/april.jpg

Leela from futurama:

http://www.flashinet.cz/futurama/img/prechod_left.gif

Betty boop:

http://www.westmichiganbiker.com/new%20animations/nude%20betty%20boop.jpg

and Jessica rabbit:

http://shopping.animazing.com/gallery/willardson_04/art/canvases/thumbnails/505-1302%20Jessica%20Rabbit%2048x48tn.jpg

I reckon theres a few that would get it.

Milady:

http://80scartoons.co.uk/dogtanian/dogtaniancharmilady.jpg


April from teenage mutant ninja turtles:

http://www.gregorich.com/animation/misc/april.jpg

Leela from futurama:

http://www.flashinet.cz/futurama/img/prechod_left.gif

Betty boop:

http://www.westmichiganbiker.com/new%20animations/nude%20betty%20boop.jpg



wouldn't betty boop's abnormally large head put you off though.

wouldn't betty boop's abnormally large head put you off though.

No way. That lass is oozing sex appeal.

No way. That lass is oozing sex appeal.

cracking body....i'd do her from behind though.

I bet milady is right dirty in bed.

April is wife material though.

I bet milady is right dirty in bed.

April is wife material though.

milady is probably the biggest slut out of the lot of em'. april is the one you would take to your mothers house and then settle down with.

i havd a fear that jessica is all show and when it comes down to it might be a ****e ride.

milady is probably the biggest slut out of the lot of em'. april is the one you would take to your mothers house and then settle down with.

i havd a fear that jessica is all show and when it comes down to it might be a ****e ride.
You know I think you might be right with that one. She's all sexy and flirty but when it comes down to it she'd let you do all the work and would barely even moan.

She'd make you insecure wouldnt she. You'd be thinking "whats the problem luv, have I got a small **** or something"...when in bastard reality she's just a **** shag who cant feel pleasure so she puts on this front to make up for it.

I'd still do her though.

Give it a few years and Jessica will be a ****in dyke. She dont like the **** really. It's just an act.

You know I think you might be right with that one. She's all sexy and flirty but when it comes down to it she'd let you do all the work and would barely even moan.

She'd make you insecure wouldnt she. You'd be thinking "whats the problem luv, have I got a small **** or something"...when in bastard reality she's just a **** shag who cant feel pleasure so she puts on this front to make up for it.

I'd still do her though.

Give it a few years and Jessica will be a ****in dyke. She dont like the **** really. It's just an act.

jessica and betty would make a hot lesbian couple. who would be the ***** in that relationship though ?

jessica and betty would make a hot lesbian couple. who would be the ***** in that relationship though ?

Maybe they'd take turns. Toss a coin every night before they get it on. Tails wins the strap on dildo.

Maybe they'd take turns. Toss a coin every night before they get it on. Tails wins the strap on dildo.

do you think jessica mistook roger for a rampant rabbit....possibly while browsing in an ann summers shop as roger was perving and trying to place a spycam in the changing rooms...dirty little cunt!

no way would he score a bird like her.

do you think jessica mistook roger for a rampant rabbit....possibly while browsing in an ann summers shop as roger was perving and trying to place a spycam in the changing rooms...dirty little cunt!

no way would he score a bird like her.

There's something going on there thats for bastard sure. It's like Jessica Alba going out with exige.

Fair play to roger though.

There's something going on there thats for bastard sure. It's like Jessica Alba going out with exige.

Fair play to roger though.

just ain't happening is it ?

but fair play to rog, he is the one banging jessica on a daily basis....not me.

just ain't happening is it ?

but fair play to rog, he is the one banging jessica on a daily basis....not me.

But like we said, she's probably ****e in bed, so it's more of a status thing than something you can actually enjoy. I mean yeah sure, it'd be great to go down yer local boozer with her on yer arm and make all yer mates jealous...but then when you got her home and she cant even give an half decent blowjob with leaving teeth marks all up yer shaft...

**** that son. Betty boop anyday, even with her massive head.

But like we said, she's probably ****e in bed, so it's more of a status thing than something you can actually enjoy. I mean yeah sure, it'd be great to go down yer local boozer with her on yer arm and make all yer mates jealous...but then when you got her home and she cant even give an half decent blowjob with leaving teeth marks all up yer shaft...

**** that son. Betty boop anyday, even with her massive head.

betty boop's big head = big mouth = great blowjob.

you would date jessica but you would be slyly ****ing betty on the side.

betty boop's big head = big mouth = great blowjob.

you would date jessica but you would be slyly ****ing betty on the side.

That's what I'm saying laddie...and you'd be asking April to marry you while you're at it.

Leela would be just a one stand as a kind of curiosity shag.

That's what I'm saying laddie...and you'd be asking April to marry you while you're at it.

Leela would be just a one stand as a kind of curiosity shag.

what about amy from futurama or maude flanders, where do those two fit in ?

what about amy from futurama or maude flanders, where do those two fit in ?

maude would be wild in the sack...Amy though I'm not too sure. I'd probably stick it in just to see what happens. If I like it in there I'd give her a good seeing to. If not I'd pull out and save me david seaman for a more worthy bird.

maude would be wild in the sack...Amy though I'm not too sure. I'd probably stick it in just to see what happens. If I like it in there I'd give her a good seeing to. If not I'd pull out and save me david seaman for a more worthy bird.

maude would be a wild sex kitten between the sheets wouldn't she....no wonder flanders believes in a god.

amy does seem a bit stiff doesn't she, good for a **** or two but nothing more.

If you fancy a bit of bestiality laddie I'd ****in give cringer one:

http://80scartoons.co.uk/heman/heman6.jpg

**** a bit of sense into him like. That cat needs to buck up its ideas.

If you fancy a bit of bestiality laddie I'd ****in give cringer one:

http://80scartoons.co.uk/heman/heman6.jpg

**** a bit of sense into him like. That cat needs to buck up its ideas.

what if he turned into battle cat with a 30 inch **** though ?

what if he turned into battle cat with a 30 inch **** though ?

Then we're talking...but I'd still berate the ****er for having a split personality that is such a lily livered cunt.

Would you attempt to deep throat battle cat or would you just lick his bellend?

Then we're talking...but I'd still berate the ****er for having a split personality that is such a lily livered cunt.

Would you attempt to deep throat battle cat or would you just lick his bellend?

i'd take it balls deep baby :luvbed:

the catman of greenock vs cringer/battle cat, who takes it.... over 15 rounds ?

i'd take it balls deep baby :luvbed:

the catman of greenock vs cringer/battle cat, who takes it.... over 15 rounds ?

Catman easy. Battle cat would beat **** out of the catman for a few rounds but the catman lives on the streets so he's used to taking a few digs here and there. Midway through one of the rounds though battle cat would turn back into cringer and the catman would knock cringer straight out the ****in ring with a stinging left paw.

Catman easy. Battle cat would beat **** out of the catman for a few rounds but the catman lives on the streets so he's used to taking a few digs here and there. Midway through one of the rounds though battle cat would turn back into cringer and the catman would knock cringer straight out the ****in ring with a stinging left paw.

pretty much the way i see it going too.

where does garfield rank on your cartoon cat list ?

pretty much the way i see it going too.

where does garfield rank on your cartoon cat list ?

Garfield is a top geezer to be sure. He's better than Lion-O imo, but Top Cat owns both of them.

Ok laddie, Skeletor vs Cardinal Richelieu (from dogtanion) in a battle of wits. Who wins?

Ok laddie, Skeletor vs Cardinal Richelieu (from dogtanion) in a battle of wits. Who wins?

skeletor takes this one my friend. he's just got too many aspects to his game.

i love you limeys.
:love:

that is all.

i love you limeys.
:love:

that is all.

do you think scotland should become an independant nation fiesty ?

do you think scotland should become an independant nation fiesty ?

i really don't have an opinion, but if they/you want it, then i say, "yes"



scots have hot accents. lol! ;)

i really don't have an opinion, but if they/you want it, then i say, "yes"



scots have hot accents. lol! ;)

it's supposedly going to happen and yes we do have hot accents.

it's supposedly going to happen and yes we do have hot accents.

It is? I don't bother watching the news, give me the rundown/

It is? I don't bother watching the news, give me the rundown/

http://britishaffairs.suite101.com/article.cfm/scotland_s_independence_beckons

apparently over 60% of scots dont want independance ( according to gmtv )

well glaze my nipples and call me rita. Haven't had a hangover this bad since me 16th birthday!

well glaze my nipples and call me rita. Haven't had a hangover this bad since me 16th birthday!

a fry up,irn bru and some e-luvin' will soon have you feeling like superman again big boy.

I wouldn't want Scotland or any of the countries in the UK to become independant, we're like a little community.. and it'd only cause further confusion for the yanks.

a fry up,irn bru and some e-luvin' will soon have you feeling like superman again big boy.

will a curry, some lucozade and a good shag be enough?

I wouldn't want Scotland or any of the countries in the UK to become independant, we're like a little community.. and it'd only cause further confusion for the yanks.

I think we should leave things the way they are. Or maybe take over scotland and Wales again and have them join our country to make it bigger.

will a curry, some lucozade and a good shag be enough?

not my prefered method but it could work.

I think we should leave things the way they are. Or maybe take over scotland and Wales again and have them join our country to make it bigger.

Yeah, why not? Welsh is a dead language anyway.

Yeah, why not? Welsh is a dead language anyway.


All we need then is to build an extension to ireland and we can have an even bigger nation. makes sense really, then we could scare the **** out of the isle of man.

All we need then is to build an extension to ireland and we can have an even bigger nation. makes sense really, then we could scare the **** out of the isle of man.

Great idea...an I wouldnt mind keeping scotland an all. As for ****in Wales though, I think we should break em off and send the ****ers floating over the sea...let the bastard frogs have em I say.

Shanus its not too late to defect mate, we'll still have you.

Great idea...an I wouldnt mind keeping scotland an all. As for ****in Wales though, I think we should break em off and send the ****ers floating over the sea...let the bastard frogs have em I say.

Shanus its not too late to defect mate, we'll still have you.

I'll herd up the Calzaghes and abandon this **** hole.

Oi, you didn't tell me what you're doing with that semen of yours, you scheming little bastard.

I'll herd up the Calzaghes and abandon this **** hole.

Oi, you didn't tell me what you're doing with that semen of yours, you scheming little bastard.

Good man! leave Craig Bellamy over there would ya. I ****in hate the cunt...

Good man! leave Craig Bellamy over there would ya. I ****in hate the cunt...

Craig grew up on my estate, coincidentally.

He still comes over to see his mother, that rotting cow.

Craig grew up on my estate, coincidentally.

He still comes over to see his mother, that rotting cow.

If he really loved his mother he'd buy her a nice big house in England instead of leaving the old dear to rot in Wales.

What a cunt!

watched a documentary on "stigmata" last night.science blew that **** right out of the water......religious cunts.

If he really loved his mother he'd buy her a nice big house in England instead of leaving the old dear to rot in Wales.

What a cunt!

He's a right twat, his ferrari always get key'd 'n' all.

watched a documentary on "stigmata" last night.science blew that **** right out of the water......religious cunts.
It's all a ****in scam aint it. Those religious cunts will do anything to con a bit of cash out of yer. When i go to mass the ****ers come round twice with the plate. They must make a ****load off of the dumb generous believing public.
He's a right twat, his ferrari always get key'd 'n' all.
I'd stick a ****in grenade up his exhaust.

what a dull night. why can't it be friday so I can get pissed with a clear conscience?

i hear ya baby.

what a dull night. why can't it be friday so I can get pissed with a clear conscience?

I am disappointed in you Southpaw. Have you learnt nothing off the great Frank Gallagher? Every ****in night is a good night to get pissed. Dont feel bad son...down those cans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1CHVxyonU4

I am disappointed in you Southpaw. Have you learnt nothing off the great Frank Gallagher? Every ****in night is a good night to get pissed. Dont feel bad son...down those cans!


I didn't buy any thinking I could last the night. I'm a fool...

I didn't buy any thinking I could last the night. I'm a fool...

Laddie, give him a glascow kiss for his folly.

I expected more from you Southpaw :nonono:

I am in a tedious situation, I have a crush on a girl.....Now, my whole manly posse is down to ****s.

Oh yeah, and I ****ed a ring card girl last weekend. She was a ring card girl for Klitschko/Brock so that was the reaon.

Oh yeah, and I ****ed a ring card girl last weekend. She was a ring card girl for Klitschko/Brock so that was the reaon.
Got any pics of her so we can have a good perv?

What happened to the girl at the gym?

Laddie, give him a glascow kiss for his folly.

I expected more from you Southpaw :nonono:


I'll make it up to you tomorrow Hoffy, I'll drink bleach if it would make you happy :puppy_dog

I'll make it up to you tomorrow Hoffy, I'll drink bleach if it would make you happy :puppy_dog

The Hoff is not that cruel Southpaw :kiss:



You shall gargle my david seaman until i forgive you :blowjob:

The Hoff is not that cruel Southpaw :kiss:



You shall gargle my david seaman until i forgive you :blowjob:

mmmm somthing worth staying sober for. :luvbed:

i shant be drinking untill next weekend.:(

woe is me.

Got any pics of her so we can have a good perv?

What happened to the girl at the gym?

Well, I can try to find them, but I cant post them, since she got a boyfriend who happens to be my friend.
The girl in the gym? She is my plan B, she is certainly hard to get and I dont like her enough to go through the hardships, while I found an angel today.
A real angel I am telling you, the girl literally glows.

i shant be drinking untill next weekend.:(

woe is me.


I'm disapointed in you laddie! :nono:

mmmm somthing worth staying sober for. :luvbed:
If you're really lucky i might be in the mood for a bit of kinkyness an all :spankme:
i shant be drinking untill next weekend.:(

woe is me.
Jesus, mary and bum loving Joseph! What's the matter laddie?

Well, I can try to find them, but I cant post them, since she got a boyfriend who happens to be my friend.
The girl in the gym? She is my plan B, she is certainly hard to get and I dont like her enough to go through the hardships, while I found an angel today.
A real angel I am telling you, the girl literally glows.
You sound like you're in love son. ****in go for it with the angel bird. You dont find too many who you'll think about like that...and the gym bird sounds like too much work. **** her off!

no cash im afraid. damn bills took the lot.

no cash im afraid. damn bills took the lot.

You scots are supposed to be ****in tight with yer bastard money and save it all for spending down the boozer.

Call yourself a pisshead? Frank Gallagher would spit in yer eye. You ought to give yourself a ****in glascow kiss, nevermind southpaw.

But really, I feel for you. If you want a shoulder to cry on or a night of passion to forget your troubles then I'm your man :luvbed:

Just make it up the next weekend Oasis. Party like its 1989

Well, I can try to find them, but I cant post them, since she got a boyfriend who happens to be my friend.
The girl in the gym? She is my plan B, she is certainly hard to get and I dont like her enough to go through the hardships, while I found an angel today.
A real angel I am telling you, the girl literally glows.

i know a girl like that, she works at my gym... damn, she is so beautiful. she's a ginge with milk white skin, her face kind of looks like mary jane from spidahman

You scots are supposed to be ****in tight with yer bastard money and save it all for spending down the boozer.

Call yourself a pisshead? Frank Gallagher would spit in yer eye. You ought to give yourself a ****in glascow kiss, nevermind southpaw.

But really, I feel for you. If you want a shoulder to cry on or a night of passion to forget your troubles then I'm your man :luvbed:

your david seaman should suffice untill then.

she's a ginge
Pardon? Say that again...a ****in ginge?!?! You're having a laugh son...
your david seaman should suffice untill then.

I tell you what laddie, I'll drink so much and have that much booze flowing through me that even me david seaman will turn alcoholic. That should please you so it should.

Pardon? Say that again...a ****in ginge?!?! You're having a laugh son...


I tell you what laddie, I'll drink so much and have that much booze flowing through me that even me david seaman will turn alcoholic. That should please you so it should.

not just any ginge, the most beautiful ginge i've ever seen... i'd like to lick the sweat off her

Pardon? Say that again...a ****in ginge?!?! You're having a laugh son...


I tell you what laddie, I'll drink so much and have that much booze flowing through me that even me david seaman will turn alcoholic. That should please you so it should.

please it does hoff.....please it certainly ****in' does. i cant bleedin' wait now.

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