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Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 08:30 AM
Scotland's the new France of Cuisine.

Independence soon. Our off-sea Gas and oil lovelies will make us billions a year. Add to that our fishing and whisky exports - and you're talking tens of Billions for a Nation that is nearing under 4 Million as a Population.

Easy peasy. No wonder Cameron is ****ting himself.

settle down , william wallace.


those resources and industries is exactly why they won't let you secede from the united kingdom.


what you need is to leave the uk and join the u.s.

if you don't mind having a negron king and all.

Clegg
01-17-2012, 09:14 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/392366_10150624552968465_129446698464_11184978_126 6913456_n.jpg

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 09:28 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/392366_10150624552968465_129446698464_11184978_126 6913456_n.jpg

man , had some gall.


unlike pansy rich loc.

Clegg
01-17-2012, 09:52 AM
You claiming Rich has never made a prank call? Rizoom's sister says otherwise.

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 09:54 AM
You claiming Rich has never made a prank call? Rizoom's sister says otherwise.

and by rizoom's sister......

you mean when shaun puts on a wig and fondles himself in front of a mirror?

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2012, 10:04 AM
Just sucking some lollipop.

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 10:07 AM
Just sucking some lollipop.

that's not for you.


we bought that for the stella maris girls.

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2012, 10:13 AM
settle down , william wallace.


those resources and industries is exactly why they won't let you secede from the united kingdom.


what you need is to leave the uk and join the u.s.

if you don't mind having a negron king and all.

In the last survey, a higher percentage of English and Welsh wanted Scotland to go than the Scots themselves.

Not me though. I think we should all just stick together and carpet bomb Ireland instead.

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2012, 10:14 AM
that's not for you.


we bought that for the stella maris girls.

I thought we decided on those sweet wedding ring type things for teh girls?

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 10:18 AM
In the last survey, a higher percentage of English and Welsh wanted Scotland to go than the Scots themselves.

Not me though. I think we should all just stick together and carpet bomb Ireland instead.

if the scots go.....

who's gonna serve in the army though?

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2012, 10:22 AM
if the scots go.....

who's gonna serve in the army though?

They still will. They plan to remain part of the Commonwealth and can still serve in the British army. They can be the new Gurkhas....

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 10:29 AM
They still will. They plan to remain part of the Commonwealth and can still serve in the British army. They can be the new Gurkhas....

scottish gurkhas.

just as brave but taller and more tipsy.

Canadian_Bacon
01-17-2012, 10:29 AM
I thought we decided on those sweet wedding ring type things for teh girls?

i thought that's what you were eating.

my bad.

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2012, 10:33 AM
i thought that's what you were eating.

my bad.

Don't worry, mate.

I may be an alcoholic, but I ain't stupid.

Monkz
01-18-2012, 05:13 AM
What. The. ****. :facepalm::nonono:

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Dem Eyes
01-18-2012, 09:06 AM
It cannot be unseen.

:grumpy:

Clegg
01-18-2012, 10:48 AM
"We're gonna need a smaller boat!"

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57961000/jpg/_57961240_spaceship_dg.jpg

- v e t -
01-18-2012, 03:50 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxss8qSgmK1r64vmyo1_500.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
01-18-2012, 05:18 PM
Alreet slags?

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 12:20 AM
stupid yank in the lounge thinks the argentines "sonned" the british.


why are americans so stupid?

i don't get it.

they spend so much money on education.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 12:27 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/The_empire_strikes_back_newsweek.jpg



ahhh...... the last breath of the glorious british empire.


now you cunts don't even have fighters for what carriers you do have.


but it's okay. all that money was better spent on social programs for all the immigrants you allow in your country and to buy fat , lazy ****s like rizoom xbox games.

BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 01:29 AM
stupid yank in the lounge thinks the argentines "sonned" the british.


why are americans so stupid?

i don't get it.

they spend so much money on education.

I blame Obama.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 01:40 AM
I blame Obama.

you got it backwards , indian giver.


yanks being stupid is how obama became president.

BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 01:50 AM
Obama outsmarted 'em.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 01:52 AM
Obama outsmarted 'em.

nah....... voters are just stupid.


decorated war hero , former navy pilot , experienced senator

vs.

inexperienced congressman who never had a real job in his life



let's vote for the blackie!!!!


america has gone to ****.

we'll be like britain in 20 years.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 01:54 AM
look around the tram......

nothing but blacks and a bunch of pollacks......

my america is **** all now...... my america is **** all........

BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 01:55 AM
Mccain is backing Mitt Romney, teh half Meheecan Mormon, would you vote for him?

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 01:57 AM
Mccain is backing Mitt Romney, teh half Meheecan Mormon, would you vote for him?

i vote for anyone who supports the oppressed , underappreciated , overtaxed rich.

**** the democrats and **** poor people.

BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 02:02 AM
Mitt Romney, He's so rich he has teh other republicans sounding like Occupy Wallstreet protesters crying about it. Like A Boss
http://i40.tinypic.com/1q27x2.jpg

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:08 AM
What. The. ****. :facepalm::nonono:

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Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:10 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VPYFJwsXcFw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

you cut your hair shorter , shaun?

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:11 AM
you cut your hair shorter , shaun?

Check my profile.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:15 AM
Check my profile.

????


your beard is thicker in your profile pic than in your youtube video?

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:19 AM
????


your beard is thicker in your profile pic than in your youtube video?

Do I look like Leonidas?

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:26 AM
Do I look like Leonidas?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWlQWJk5S18/TZFaJ0b-wkI/AAAAAAAAABg/s1E2dsWARgA/s1600/Leonidas+Fat+3.jpg

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:29 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWlQWJk5S18/TZFaJ0b-wkI/AAAAAAAAABg/s1E2dsWARgA/s1600/Leonidas+Fat+3.jpg

That's actually very similar. Apart from I have a body hair.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:31 AM
That's actually very similar. Apart from I have a body hair.

get a wax.

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/ReverendBurn

Tua, I didn't know you were a Lions fan.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/ReverendBurn

Tua, I didn't know you were a Lions fan.

not white and not fat.

so no. not me.

Sir Flabbers
01-19-2012, 02:40 AM
not white and not fat.

so no. not me.

I don't think it's fair on fat people to call that man fat. He's a blob.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 02:43 AM
I don't think it's fair on fat people to call that man fat. He's a blob.

true.

there's different levels of fat.

also different definitions for different races.


a fat asian person is probably just a normal to other races.

Clegg
01-19-2012, 05:38 AM
On the same day that Floyd offers to fight Martinez at 150lbs, Ellerbe gives an interview saying that Mayweather doesn't believe in catchweights and so would face Canelo at 154 if that fight happened. Hmm.

RwK
01-19-2012, 05:47 AM
why are americans so stupid?

i don't get it.

they spend so much money on education.

Good point.

That's exactly why we wore red coats into guerilla style battles.

Sheer fking stupidity.

RwK
01-19-2012, 06:04 AM
Dick, you spell "color" with a "u" as in Colour.

How do you spell a vehicle's combustion engine? Motour?

Invent a boat while you're at it, you live on a fkin Island. I hate to quote Hitler but Island monkey is as close a definition as you can get.

Clegg
01-19-2012, 08:41 AM
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Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 08:58 AM
Good point.

That's exactly why we wore red coats into guerilla style battles.

Sheer fking stupidity.

everyone wore different colors , you tit.

the emphasis back then was being able to discern your soldiers from the enemy.

there was no need for camouflage because of the style of warfare in europe.

muskets didn't have long range nor accurate from far away back.


and not everyone wore red , special units wore green as well.

don't talk about things you know nothing about.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 09:00 AM
Dick, you spell "color" with a "u" as in Colour.

How do you spell a vehicle's combustion engine? Motour?

Invent a boat while you're at it, you live on a fkin Island. I hate to quote Hitler but Island monkey is as close a definition as you can get.

the language is called ENGLISH.

Monkz
01-19-2012, 09:18 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VPYFJwsXcFw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://www.youtube.com/user/ReverendBurn

Tua, I didn't know you were a Lions fan.

:lol1:

That Reverend Burn guy is beyond fat!

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 09:42 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/The_empire_strikes_back_newsweek.jpg



ahhh...... the last breath of the glorious british empire.


now you cunts don't even have fighters for what carriers you do have.


but it's okay. all that money was better spent on social programs for all the immigrants you allow in your country and to buy fat , lazy ****s like rizoom xbox games.


It's funny, well not funny, it's terrible that until the new carriers are ready sometime near 2020, we have to share with the French navy.
Same cunts who sold exocets to the argies.

Clegg
01-19-2012, 10:22 AM
Do you think Floyd has been wanting Pac all this time, or it's just the ****ty performance vs JMM that got him interested?

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 10:49 AM
Do you think Floyd has been wanting Pac all this time, or it's just the ****ty performance vs JMM that got him interested?

floyd has been avoiding/delaying the pacquiao fight.

that's why he always either announces a fight when pac already has one or is not interested in fighting up until pac is already signed up.


now however tables are turned.

i think cotto fight had team mayweather shook.

after jmm fight , now he thinks pac is ready.

and now team pac is shook.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 10:53 AM
It's funny, well not funny, it's terrible that until the new carriers are ready sometime near 2020, we have to share with the French navy.
Same cunts who sold exocets to the argies.

frenchy was very helpful during falklands though.

not as helpful as the yanks but helpful nonetheless.


they helped raf/rn on how to deal against french weapons.

they stopped sales of exocets and other weapons to not only argentina.

but weapons , spare parts and exocet deliveries to other nations (especially south american ones) to make sure argies don't get a hold of it somehow.


i'm sure frenchy would have sent troops if asked.

as would the yanks.

it's just britain wanted to do everything themselves.

they'll take assistance from frenchy and yanks but they wanted to do the fighting themselves.

falklands is worthless. the war was about british honour. british honour could only be saved by british blood.

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 11:12 AM
frenchy was very helpful during falklands though.

not as helpful as the yanks but helpful nonetheless.


they helped raf/rn on how to deal against french weapons.

they stopped sales of exocets and other weapons to not only argentina.

but weapons , spare parts and exocet deliveries to other nations (especially south american ones) to make sure argies don't get a hold of it somehow.


i'm sure frenchy would have sent troops if asked.

as would the yanks.

it's just britain wanted to do everything themselves.

they'll take assistance from frenchy and yanks but they wanted to do the fighting themselves.

falklands is worthless. the war was about british honour. british honour could only be saved by british blood.



Do you think the oil thing is a load of bull?

Addition
01-19-2012, 11:16 AM
Wa gwan bum boys, how goes it?

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 11:21 AM
Do you think the oil thing is a load of bull?

i don't think it's relevant either way.

even without oil or prospect of it...... sir margaret wouldn't have let them greasy argies take any british territory.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 11:22 AM
the west do not fight to steal/keep resources.

that's for them savage , uncivilized countries.


we fight strictly to save lives and ensure freedom and democracy to all. :)

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 11:52 AM
i don't think it's relevant either way.

even without oil or prospect of it...... sir margaret wouldn't have let them greasy argies take any british territory.

But would Lady Cameron?

He's sharing his political bed with a friggin' Lib Dem. Them cunts have surrendered before a shot is fired.

Canadian_Bacon
01-19-2012, 11:59 AM
funny how the world works.

the europeans and americans have some of the best trained troops in the world but leaders who are the most afraid in using them.

the arabs spends the most money on weapons and training but they have the worst soldiers.

the africans have the worst weapons and least training but they kill the most people and involved in the most fighting.

and the asians could mass the most troops but they're all built like teenage girls.

funny ain't it.

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 04:53 PM
funny how the world works.

the europeans and americans have some of the best trained troops in the world but leaders who are the most afraid in using them.

the arabs spends the most money on weapons and training but they have the worst soldiers.

the africans have the worst weapons and least training but they kill the most people and involved in the most fighting.

and the asians could mass the most troops but they're all built like teenage girls.

funny ain't it.

Makes you think.


Gonna make meself a sammich.

Tuggers1986
01-19-2012, 05:53 PM
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Tuggers1986
01-19-2012, 05:55 PM
If theres one thing I cant stand, Its crazy people...

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 06:03 PM
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Eh up!

Now we're talking!

Chunk.
01-19-2012, 06:52 PM
Panda eyes is back!

Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 06:59 PM
Last man standing.

Clegg
01-19-2012, 07:34 PM
K for moi.

BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 07:39 PM
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BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 07:48 PM
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BOLLOCKS
01-19-2012, 07:54 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
01-19-2012, 08:59 PM
Some class stuff there, Loccy old chum.

Chunk.
01-19-2012, 09:26 PM
It's past your bed time Stinger.

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-19-2012, 10:43 PM
For me ol' mate, Chunk:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/W/c/T/W/WcTW/sammy-braddy_6789764_p4%20%283%29.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13872620-original.html)

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http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/W/c/O/x/WcOx/sammy-braddy_6789764_p4.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13872285-original.html)

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 12:37 AM
Sexy, innit like.
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/3/9/5/4/39544/U/t/0/5/Ut05/tumblr_lwogc2nVYt1r2fparo1_500.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13457849-original.html)

Sir Flabbers
01-20-2012, 12:48 AM
Sexy, innit like.
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/3/9/5/4/39544/U/t/0/5/Ut05/tumblr_lwogc2nVYt1r2fparo1_500.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13457849-original.html)

No, mate. It's really not.

Addition
01-20-2012, 12:51 AM
Bollocks teach me how to make gifs, I want to learn from the master.

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 12:51 AM
If only she was 600 pounds heavier, eh?

Sir Flabbers
01-20-2012, 12:54 AM
She looks like a butch man.

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 12:57 AM
She looks like a butch man.

If only she looked like a whale.

Sir Flabbers
01-20-2012, 01:15 AM
You're making your first steps out of the closet if you find that attractive.

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 01:18 AM
You're making your first steps out of the closet if you find that attractive.

What's teh next step? I just hope it's not being into fat *****es.

Canadian_Bacon
01-20-2012, 04:06 AM
You're making your first steps out of the closet if you find that attractive.

how old is richie now?

if he turns 21 without dippin' his eggroll in some honey's saucebowl.....

he will turn gay.

it's like an unwritten rule.


no girl by 21 and you start looking at dudes.

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 04:13 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
01-20-2012, 08:46 AM
What's teh next step? I just hope it's not being into fat *****es.

http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/SWilliams041611_X17/SWilliams041611_10-full.jpg

Bend over.

Clegg
01-20-2012, 08:50 AM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/ugly_drunk.jpg

SirTomJones
01-20-2012, 11:39 AM
You're making your first steps out of the closet if you find that attractive.

found her strangely attractive in the film.

daniel craig shagged her so.......... :lol1:

Rastamouse
01-20-2012, 03:21 PM
Remember this?

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Cokezaghe_Loc
01-20-2012, 04:11 PM
Any SKY subscribers' Channels down?

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-20-2012, 04:54 PM
It's wank time, Fellas:

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Southpaw Stinger
01-20-2012, 05:20 PM
Tommy Tank, rolls into town!

TheHoff'sGhost
01-20-2012, 05:21 PM
http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/SWilliams041611_X17/SWilliams041611_10-full.jpg

Bend over.

Looks like one of KingDosia's girlfriends.

Southpaw Stinger
01-20-2012, 05:26 PM
Looks like one of KingDosia's girlfriends.

He wishes.

BOLLOCKS
01-20-2012, 07:28 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
01-20-2012, 08:42 PM
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Thanks for ruining me day with yer face, *****!

SirTomJones
01-20-2012, 09:59 PM
someone explain to me the whole 'email' episode which is going on with floyd right now?

Clegg
01-21-2012, 03:33 PM
Anyone watching the guys punching each other? Pretty decent sport from what I've seen http://www.boxingguru.eu/gurutv2.html

Monkz
01-21-2012, 04:22 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji7evj1Vn1qf4odqo1_500.jpg

Canadian_Bacon
01-21-2012, 06:28 PM
Well I don't know why I came here today......

****** mods limit racist things I can say......

I'm so scared in case I get my ass banned again.....

Get reported by sensitive negron Floyd stans......

Geeks to the left of me......

Bum Boys to the right......

Here I am......stuck in the middle with you.

Southpaw Stinger
01-21-2012, 06:36 PM
You seen The Wire, Tua?

Canadian_Bacon
01-21-2012, 06:42 PM
You seen The Wire, Tua?

don't get me started on that re-tread show that people think is so great just because they never saw david simon's other works.

this is how they came up with the wire.

"wow , david , homicide was great but we couldn't show any tittays because it was on national tv."

"well , we can make a dumb version of homicide and we'll just have everyone curse more and show nudity."

"cool , david. throw a lot of things from the corner in it too. just don't make it as realistic."

"i can do that. we can make this the mcdonald's fast food of all my work. it'll sell more."

Southpaw Stinger
01-21-2012, 06:43 PM
Not a fan then, mate?

It's better than that Lost crap though. Agree?

Clegg
01-21-2012, 06:44 PM
Greeks to the left of me......



Alright mate?

Canadian_Bacon
01-21-2012, 06:51 PM
Alright mate?

limey lounge full of greeks and dogeaters.

my lang is **** all now. my lang is **** all.

Canadian_Bacon
01-21-2012, 06:52 PM
Not a fan then, mate?

It's better than that Lost crap though. Agree?

lost was more realistic.



speaking of shows better than the wire.

seen southland?

good show.

Southpaw Stinger
01-21-2012, 06:56 PM
lost was more realistic.



speaking of shows better than the wire.

seen southland?

good show.

Is that the one with the Canadian Mountie and his deaf wolf?

Canadian_Bacon
01-21-2012, 06:56 PM
Is that the one with the Canadian Mountie and his deaf wolf?

i think that's northland , mate.

Southpaw Stinger
01-21-2012, 06:59 PM
i think that's northland , mate.

Whatever it was.... good show.

Clegg
01-21-2012, 10:19 PM
http://www.boobieblog.com/img3/GemmaArtertonByzantium.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 07:46 AM
Oh It's a grand old team to play for...

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 07:48 AM
Nice Nips:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/W/F/S/p/WFSp/Miley-Cyrus-16.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13984001-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 07:49 AM
Nice arse:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/W/F/S/H/WFSH/rosie-sep2012.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13984019-original.html)

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 09:41 AM
And you look like you've had a Pot Noodle and a wank, mate.

Clegg
01-22-2012, 09:51 AM
I'll take her down the dole office.

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 10:29 AM
Kirsty Gallacher needs to start gettin' them out. Bleedin' slag.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:40 AM
Kirsty Gallacher needs to start gettin' them out. Bleedin' slag.

Agreed.

http://www.aegonmasterstennis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/henman3.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 10:45 AM
Tim Mania.

C'mon Tim!

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 08:48 PM
Nice arse:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/W/F/S/H/WFSH/rosie-sep2012.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/13984019-original.html)

who that?

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 10:09 PM
Rosie Jones.

Cokezaghe_Loc
01-22-2012, 10:09 PM
Danish Bacon > Canadian Bacon.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:18 PM
Danish Bacon > Canadian Bacon.

only because canadian bacon isn't even bacon.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:20 PM
Rosie Jones.

just googled her.

she's not as pretty as she was in that pic you posted.

shame.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:40 PM
So what's an elf?

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:42 PM
So what's an elf?

depends.

one of those tall , blonde lord of the rings elves?

or one of those keebler , pinoy size elves?

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:44 PM
depends.

one of those tall , blonde lord of the rings elves?

or one of those keebler , pinoy size elves?

I don't wish to specify.

Would make me look elvist.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:46 PM
jamon serrano

http://easy-appetizers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/prd_jm-55.jpg

yum yum......

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:47 PM
prosciutto di parma

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/monphoto/monphoto0908/monphoto090800015/5312265-prosciutto-di-parma-ham-and-three-slice-of-melon.jpg

delish.....

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:48 PM
T-bone steak. Yessir.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VkhUI3T6V4M/TG9QZYdNbPI/AAAAAAAAAGg/BRJrFQM37Mg/s1600/porterhouse-steak.jpeg

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:49 PM
jamon iberico

http://tapasbonitas.com/tapas_pan_jamon/images-tapa0028/Pintxos_Iberico_468x351.jpg

yum.........

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:49 PM
T-bone steak. Yessir.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VkhUI3T6V4M/TG9QZYdNbPI/AAAAAAAAAGg/BRJrFQM37Mg/s1600/porterhouse-steak.jpeg

that's not pork , cunt.

stick to the subject.

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 10:50 PM
SPAM fritters and beans for breakfast.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:50 PM
Pork chop. That's right, folks!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nShDOHhTCbA/TifJZor_yFI/AAAAAAAAAAA/QYMFBXR9aEg/s1600/pork-chops-with-juniper-berries.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:51 PM
that's not pork , cunt.

stick to the subject.

The subject was elves. Nonce!

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:52 PM
prosciutto di praga

http://it.dreamstime.com/prosciutto-di-praga-thumb14503801.jpg

............

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:53 PM
lechon baboy

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/143946291_bf6ec50f6b.jpg

come to daddy........

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:54 PM
Don't rib me, mate!

http://iloveporkribs.com/images/pork-ribs-barbecue.jpg

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:55 PM
The subject was elves. Nonce!

feck you and your elf fetish.

gtfo of the pork lang.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 10:57 PM
feck you and your elf fetish.

gtfo of the pork lang.

You Gentile pork swindler!

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 10:57 PM
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/2652/spam_fritters.jpg

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 10:58 PM
this is the place i use to go to , paw.

next to the freeway.


pork ribs , ham sandwich , potato balls , garlic toast , coleslaw , baked beans......

http://bearpitbbq.com/

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 11:00 PM
this is the place i use to go to , paw.

next to the freeway.


pork ribs , ham sandwich , potato balls , garlic toast , coleslaw , baked beans......

http://bearpitbbq.com/

Mmm. Do they do deliveries?

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:00 PM
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/data/2652/spam_fritters.jpg

bear pit bbq


if you and clegg are ever in l.a. , shaun.

i'll treat you guys to this place.


http://bearpitbbq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/menu.png

don't expect me to hang out with you two poofs or anything. just eat.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:02 PM
Mmm. Do they do deliveries?

they delivered to me office once but that was because i ordered over $200.


i don't know what their minimum is to deliver to scouserland.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 11:06 PM
they delivered to me office once but that was because i ordered over $200.


i don't know what their minimum is to deliver to scouserland.

You Yanks can put a man on the moon. You can damn well get a bit of pork to me.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:10 PM
You Yanks can put a man on the moon. You can damn well get a bit of pork to me.

i'll have shaun stop by.

should be enough pork to satisfy your needs.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 11:11 PM
Gonna treat you to a bit of this, Tu.

http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/17177872.jpg

That's proper food.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:12 PM
You Yanks can put a man on the moon. You can damn well get a bit of pork to me.

their ham sandwich is delish.

it's just toasted garlic bread stuffed with ham (real ham none of that deli cut crap) and smother in bbq sauce.

the best things in life are the simplest.......

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:12 PM
Gonna treat you to a bit of this, Tu.

http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/17177872.jpg

That's proper food.

pork pie?

ain't that boss lady's nickname in secondary school?

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 11:15 PM
pork pie?

ain't that boss lady's nickname in secondary school?

I think everyone called her 'Mike' in secondary school.

Strange considering she's a girl n'all that. Don't understand it meself.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:16 PM
I think everyone called her 'Mike' in secondary school.

Strange considering she's a girl n'all that. Don't understand it meself.

aye.

pork pie mike.

Southpaw Stinger
01-22-2012, 11:18 PM
The whole relationship was one big porky pie.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:24 PM
speaking of females in a man's body......

where's clegg?

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 11:35 PM
bear pit bbq


if you and clegg are ever in l.a. , shaun.

i'll treat you guys to this place.


http://bearpitbbq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/menu.png

don't expect me to hang out with you two poofs or anything. just eat.

I can't, I'm back on the wagon. That stuff looks really delicious though.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:38 PM
I can't, I'm back on the wagon. That stuff looks really delicious though.

wtf?

what wagon?

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 11:42 PM
wtf?

what wagon?

The fat bastard wagon.

Canadian_Bacon
01-22-2012, 11:43 PM
The fat bastard wagon.

women diet.

men eat what they want.


just work out.

Southpaw Stinger
01-23-2012, 07:58 AM
Just eating what I want at the moment.

Might work out later.

Sick/
01-23-2012, 08:12 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wdAvkoOYAkY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

- v e t -
01-23-2012, 10:31 AM
at first i thought of Flab

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120123/D9SEM1681.html

TRAV1$
01-23-2012, 10:51 AM
Just eating what I want at the moment.

Might work out later.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

TRAV1$
01-23-2012, 10:53 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wdAvkoOYAkY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

A child trapped in a lesbians body.

Sir Flabbers
01-23-2012, 11:01 AM
A child trapped in a lesbians body.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cPX8RbHND20" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TRAV1$
01-23-2012, 11:03 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cPX8RbHND20" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hahahahaahaha

Canadian_Bacon
01-23-2012, 07:21 PM
wwwaaaaaarrrryyyoooooorrrsss......

come out and plaaaaaayyy.........

Clegg
01-23-2012, 08:12 PM
There was NFL on TV just now, should I have watched it?

BOLLOCKS
01-23-2012, 08:13 PM
No...........

Canadian_Bacon
01-23-2012, 08:19 PM
there was nfl on tv just now, should i have watched it?

don't know. Don't care.

Right now i want to watch women's volleyball though.

TRAV1$
01-24-2012, 08:52 AM
There was NFL on TV just now, should I have watched it?

If you were a true fan of stop-start, ball throwing in costumes you would have.

TRAV1$
01-24-2012, 08:55 AM
Tua, how are my Jacksonville Jaguars doing?

Dem Eyes
01-24-2012, 08:57 AM
Handegg play-offs.

:lame:

Southpaw Stinger
01-24-2012, 10:12 AM
Tua is down!

Bootneck
01-24-2012, 10:33 AM
Tua is down!

and out i believe.

heard from clegg, the fool used an alt whilst banned.

that's a no-no.

permabanned now.

Southpaw Stinger
01-24-2012, 11:13 AM
and out i believe.

heard from clegg, the fool used an alt whilst banned.

that's a no-no.

permabanned now.

Maybe it's for the best.

Between you and me, I think he's a bit of a cunt. (Keep that to yerself)

Bootneck
01-24-2012, 11:16 AM
Maybe it's for the best.

Between you and me, I think he's a bit of a cunt. (Keep that to yerself)

that's as much a secret as the secret that demise's mom and dad are 1st cousins.

Southpaw Stinger
01-24-2012, 11:21 AM
that's as much a secret as the secret that demise's mom and dad are 1st cousins.

Welcome to the forums btw.

Bootneck
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
Welcome to the forums btw.

thank you.

been reading the forum for a few years now.

finally decided to make an account this morning.

Sir Flabbers
01-24-2012, 12:18 PM
Purchased a ventilation thingy for my tumble dryer. Turns out it is a plastic box that you stick some water in and then attached the hose to the top of it.

Southpaw Stinger
01-24-2012, 07:58 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DSg0QvBnER8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Clegg
01-25-2012, 10:37 AM
Nice to see Brit prospects taking challenging fights

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wXcvNobd5DY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 11:19 AM
Feckin' Phil Mitchell.

Bootneck
01-25-2012, 12:01 PM
Nice to see Brit prospects taking challenging fights

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wXcvNobd5DY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

prospects need to get the pacquiao treatment.

16 years old , underfed , undertrained , malnourished...... throw them up against grown adult men.

that'll toughen them lillies up.



just keep them away from the superior slick african-americans.

there's no beating them.

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 04:14 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JNC1vXAjzjs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dem Eyes
01-25-2012, 04:16 PM
If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the ****.

Clegg
01-25-2012, 06:09 PM
Dawson-Hopkins 2 announced?

Yay.

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 06:18 PM
Dawson-Hopkins 2 announced?

Yay.

The father and son outing continues.

BOLLOCKS
01-25-2012, 06:31 PM
War Dawson!

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 06:48 PM
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/0/5/3/3/8/1/orig-13053381.jpg

Clegg
01-25-2012, 07:35 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409549_239685662775194_131817526895342_529407_5767 4813_n.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 07:43 PM
*The pinoy joke in this post has been deleted*

Bootneck
01-25-2012, 09:59 PM
*The greek joke in this post has been deleted*

Southpaw Stinger
01-25-2012, 10:32 PM
You don't have any jokes.

Not that I know you well or anything, since only joined a few days ago.

Bootneck
01-25-2012, 11:40 PM
You don't have any jokes.

Not that I know you well or anything, since only joined a few days ago.

i have plenty of jokes , manc.

they're just not funny.

Bootneck
01-25-2012, 11:45 PM
cotto alt talking about what would happen if cotto beat floyd or pac.

:nonono:


delusional queer cotto fans. :dunno:


i wonder which limey's cotto alt made that thread?

Bootneck
01-25-2012, 11:46 PM
4G

gay greasy greek gypsy

Southpaw Stinger
01-26-2012, 10:40 AM
Well hectic!

TRAV1$
01-26-2012, 12:32 PM
Cotto would've beaten Pac if he hadn't been stopped.

Dem Eyes
01-26-2012, 12:48 PM
Will they ban that alt or have they already done enough to poor Tua?

Bootneck
01-26-2012, 01:08 PM
will they ban that alt or have they already done enough to poor tua?

judas........

Bootneck
01-26-2012, 01:10 PM
Cotto would've beaten Pac if he hadn't been stopped.

i think cotto would have beat pacquiao easily.

all he needed was two things.

1. have had the fight at 147 instead of 145

2. some talent

SirTomJones
01-26-2012, 09:22 PM
demise admitted he wanks off his cat.

Bootneck
01-26-2012, 10:29 PM
demise admitted he wanks off his cat.

well at least we know he's not welsh.

TRAV1$
01-27-2012, 08:44 AM
Cat wankers.

Bootneck
01-27-2012, 08:47 AM
cat wankers.

demise gots to do whats demise gots to do

Southpaw Stinger
01-27-2012, 11:11 AM
well at least we know he's not welsh.

The welsh are a fine people. Quit hating.

Bootneck
01-27-2012, 11:38 AM
The welsh are a fine people. Quit hating.

better than them manc chavs that's for sure.

Southpaw Stinger
01-27-2012, 11:43 AM
better than them manc chavs that's for sure.

I can't stand 'em. Scum of the earth.

Bootneck
01-27-2012, 12:08 PM
I can't stand 'em. Scum of the earth.

aye.

couple of ****e kickball teams too.

Southpaw Stinger
01-27-2012, 05:17 PM
aye.

couple of ****e kickball teams too.

Not half, mate. Not half.

Who in their right mind would support eleven grown men chasing a ball around a field?

Clegg
01-27-2012, 05:35 PM
this is shane mosley and he is at least in the discussion for p4p hardest hitting fighters...of all time.

Demise only started watching boxing last week and even he knows this isn't true.

TRAV1$
01-27-2012, 06:01 PM
Shane Mosleys nose.

Clegg
01-27-2012, 06:42 PM
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

DJ's got the party started
theres no end in sight
Everybody's moving to the
rhythm that's inside
It's a crazy world
But tonight's the right situation
Don't get left behind

I can feel the music
moving through me everywhere
Ain't no destination baby
We don't even care
There's a place to be
If you need the right education
Let it take you there

Just go
with the magic baby
I can see it there in your eyes (I can see it there in your eyes)
Let it flow
Stop the waiting
Right here on the dance floor
is where you gotta let it go

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

You can touch the moment
Almost feel it in the air
Don't know where we're going
Baby, we don't even care
Ain't no mystery
Just use your imagination
Let it take you there

Just go
with the magic baby
I can see it there in your eyes (I can see it there in your eyes)
Let it flow
Stop the waiting
Right here on the dance floor
is where you gotta let it go

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop movin')
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

Forget about your fears tonight
Listen to your heart
Let's just touch the sky (listen to your heart)
No need to reason why
Just listen to the sound
Let it make you come alive

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop movin')
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop moving)
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

Sick/
01-27-2012, 06:44 PM
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

DJ's got the party started
theres no end in sight
Everybody's moving to the
rhythm that's inside
It's a crazy world
But tonight's the right situation
Don't get left behind

I can feel the music
moving through me everywhere
Ain't no destination baby
We don't even care
There's a place to be
If you need the right education
Let it take you there

Just go
with the magic baby
I can see it there in your eyes (I can see it there in your eyes)
Let it flow
Stop the waiting
Right here on the dance floor
is where you gotta let it go

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

You can touch the moment
Almost feel it in the air
Don't know where we're going
Baby, we don't even care
Ain't no mystery
Just use your imagination
Let it take you there

Just go
with the magic baby
I can see it there in your eyes (I can see it there in your eyes)
Let it flow
Stop the waiting
Right here on the dance floor
is where you gotta let it go

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop movin')
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

Forget about your fears tonight
Listen to your heart
Let's just touch the sky (listen to your heart)
No need to reason why
Just listen to the sound
Let it make you come alive

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop movin')
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Don't stop movin'
Can you feel the music
DJ's got us going around, 'round (don't stop moving)
Don't stop movin'
find your own way to it
Listen to the music
taking you to places that you've never been before
Baby now

Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat
Don't stop moving to the S Club beat

I can't stop moving to that s clurrrb beat

BOLLOCKS
01-27-2012, 07:49 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/24_iF19mtbY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TRAV1$
01-27-2012, 08:13 PM
Limey bollocks.

Clegg
01-27-2012, 08:14 PM
Carr got paid less for that show than I thought, according to the records Floyd just posted on facebook.

BOLLOCKS
01-27-2012, 08:19 PM
Carr got paid less for that show than I thought, according to the records Floyd just posted on facebook.

That didn't include PPV revenue.

BOLLOCKS
01-27-2012, 11:09 PM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397331_3183830835556_1259293778_33394908_974671371 _n.jpg

Sick/
01-28-2012, 09:56 AM
http://tweetgif.com/viewimg.php?width=500&image=/uploads/full/71486127_a540c35d1b63d7f2a7570ad1d5bb4690.gif

Clegg
01-28-2012, 01:38 PM
Watched an ep of Southland, seems like a decent show.

Bootneck
01-28-2012, 01:48 PM
Watched an ep of Southland, seems like a decent show.

it's a good show.

just makes l.a. look like a ****hole though. :lol1:

TRAV1$
01-28-2012, 04:05 PM
http://ferdyonfilms.com/West%205.jpg

Watching once upon a time in the west is always a physical challenge, I struggle to stop myself from boning the screen.

TRAV1$
01-28-2012, 04:08 PM
I also have the same problem with E.T.

Dem Eyes
01-28-2012, 04:09 PM
http://ferdyonfilms.com/West%205.jpg

Watching once upon a time in the west is always a physical challenge, I struggle to stop myself from boning the screen.

Have you seen what she looks like now?

:lol1:

TRAV1$
01-28-2012, 04:10 PM
Have you seen what she looks like now?

:lol1:

No, but I have seen photos of her undead corpse roaming about.

Southpaw Stinger
01-28-2012, 04:11 PM
Have you seen what she looks like now?

:lol1:

Bastard! ..........

- v e t -
01-28-2012, 04:13 PM
No, but I have seen photos of her undead corpse roaming about.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Claudia_Cardinale_Cannes_2010.jpg/423px-Claudia_Cardinale_Cannes_2010.jpg

Monkz
01-28-2012, 04:15 PM
Have you seen what she looks like now?

:lol1:

:sad: She didn't age well.

TRAV1$
01-28-2012, 04:16 PM
The hottest ones never do, when you're ugly from birth you can accept that in old age you'll resemble a troll.

Clegg
01-28-2012, 07:45 PM
Anyone got a UFC stream?

No homo.

- v e t -
01-28-2012, 07:52 PM
Anyone got a UFC stream?

No homo.

im not arsed to look but usually firstrowsports.tv or myp2p.eu or whatever it is now

Clegg
01-28-2012, 08:17 PM
Yeah, I'm using the vipbox one at the moment. They just showed a Resident Evil 6 clip for me, same for you?

- v e t -
01-28-2012, 08:43 PM
Yeah, I'm using the vipbox one at the moment. They just showed a Resident Evil 6 clip for me, same for you?

too lazy to watch

playing stupid cargo bridge app for google chrome

thats the cunt i am these days

Clegg
01-28-2012, 09:01 PM
It's not bad so far, I think Bisping maybe won the last round.

- v e t -
01-28-2012, 09:09 PM
It's not bad so far, I think Bisping maybe won the last round.

wow

i almost put a couple BIL on Sonnen, after what he did to Silva!

Clegg
01-28-2012, 09:14 PM
Yeah, I considered betting cash on him but he was such a big favourite seemed no point (if you get what I mean).

Not sure if he took it or not, 50/50 really but he did far better than I thought he would.

- v e t -
01-28-2012, 09:15 PM
wow... im impressed

is it more sonnen looking bad or bisping looking good?

- v e t -
01-29-2012, 09:02 AM
WTF!?!?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/miUumju7Rzs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Southpaw Stinger
01-29-2012, 09:16 AM
Nadal better win this. I'm pissing 50p coins here.

- v e t -
01-29-2012, 09:23 AM
yay for yay!

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6n1dVgu61qcfba3o1_500.gif

Dem Eyes
01-29-2012, 09:25 AM
Alf's meatballs looked amazing.

- v e t -
01-29-2012, 09:31 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/o_DfrN_pBbs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Southpaw Stinger
01-29-2012, 09:32 AM
Nadal's fecked it up. Cunt.

Clegg
01-29-2012, 01:44 PM
Don't watch much tennis, but it seem like Djokovic always wins these days. A bit like Fed was before Nadal came along.

Bootneck
01-30-2012, 12:37 AM
Don't watch much tennis, but it seem like Djokovic always wins these days. A bit like Fed was before Nadal came along.

he's not as dominant as prime federer.

but put him in the finals up against the spanish chap and a win is all but guaranteed.


at least nadal put up a fight this time out. though without the rain break messing up djokovic's momentum , he probably would have beat nadal in 4.



not that i watch tennis or anything......

i just wanted to see if murray was gonna win it.

TRAV1$
01-30-2012, 07:26 AM
but put him in the finals up against the spanish chap and a win is all but guaranteed.

Put Andy Murray in a final against nobody and a loss is all but guaranteed.

TRAV1$
01-30-2012, 07:29 AM
His old girl looks like a right cunt to.

BOLLOCKS
01-30-2012, 07:42 AM
His old girl looks like a right cunt to.

Let me see, let me see.

BOLLOCKS
01-30-2012, 07:49 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uPpJNMuyeZ4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TRAV1$
01-30-2012, 08:02 AM
Let me see, let me see.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vRSYftVfSbQ/TVFxWDCBamI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/FW1AcdItEPg/s400/AndyMurrayJudyTigerMum.png

TRAV1$
01-30-2012, 08:16 AM
<iframe width="320" height="215" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MpsJuHJsAF8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BOLLOCKS
01-30-2012, 08:49 AM
:nonono:
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/3/9/5/4/39544/X/s/b/M/XsbM/chloe-moretz-keanu-reeves-harpers-bazaar-emily-blunt-03.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14169714-original.html)

TRAV1$
01-30-2012, 08:57 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lA36yGer79g/TNBTBxTlL1I/AAAAAAAABJ4/zV1CW8BrH7M/s400/keanu+reeves+sad.jpg

Clegg
01-30-2012, 09:28 AM
'Keanu Plays A Glaswegian In Latest Film'