was last night good for you ?

Not really. All my arrangements fell apart and was bored as ****.

What about your night?

Not really. All my arrangements fell apart and was bored as ****.

What about your night?

i was playing the godfather and scarface on the ps2

both games were a lot better than i expected.

i also can't stop listening to astral weeks by van morrison. it's a mind blowing album.

whats up lads?

Anyone know why Matt got banned?

Anyone know why Matt got banned?

Ok, found out.

The kids needs to seriously chill for a while!

Ok, found out.

The kids needs to seriously chill for a while!

He's got a few issues he needs to sort out.

i was playing the godfather and scarface on the ps2

both games were a lot better than i expected.

i also can't stop listening to astral weeks by van morrison. it's a mind blowing album.

Haven't played Scarface, but The Godfather is class.

Don't really listen to Van Morrison so I can't comment.

Haven't played Scarface, but The Godfather is class.

Don't really listen to Van Morrison so I can't comment.

the godfather was a lot better than i expected it to be

scarface isn't as good imo but is still fun

the godfather was a lot better than i expected it to be

scarface isn't as good imo but is still fun

I loved The Godfather when I had to destroy the five families houses. Just brilliant!

I loved The Godfather when I had to destroy the five families houses. Just brilliant!

as far as movie to game adaptations go, it's right up there

i have been playing my new nintendo wii non stop which is the reason i haven't been posting much these past few days lol!

as far as movie to game adaptations go, it's right up there

i have been playing my new nintendo wii non stop which is the reason i haven't been posting much these past few days lol!

I normally hate movie to games conversions, but that was ok.

You lucky bastard. Can't wait to get my wii.

I normally hate movie to games conversions, but that was ok.

You lucky bastard. Can't wait to get my wii.

wii sports is extremely addictive

i took the fitness test and my fitness age was 65:ugh:
though i had just done 5 rounds of boxing throwing non stop punches.

so i took the test again the next day and got a fitness age of 35
which for a 21 year old is still dodgy :D

wii sports is extremely addictive

i took the fitness test and my fitness age was 65:ugh:
though i had just done 5 rounds of boxing throwing non stop punches.

so i took the test again the next day and got a fitness age of 35
which for a 21 year old is still dodgy :D

LMFAO You unfit cunt!

Is there a boxing game for the wii were you actually get to box?

LMFAO You unfit cunt!

Is there a boxing game for the wii were you actually get to box?

yeah on wii sports

you get

tennis
baseball
bowling
golf and boxing

you need to swing the two controllers about like you are actually throwing real punches

it really takes it out of you

and they are all quite realistic

yeah on wii sports

you get

tennis
baseball
bowling
golf and boxing

you need to swing the two controllers about like you are actually throwing real punches

it really takes it out of you

and they are all quite realistic


Sounds cool as hell. I'll probably get addicted to it when I get it and I can't ****ing wait.

Sounds cool as hell. I'll probably get addicted to it when I get it and I can't ****ing wait.

i also got twighlight princess which is just mind blowingly good.
the controller is great but goes through batteries like platinummatt goes through psychiatrists.

i also got twighlight princess which is just mind blowingly good.
the controller is great but goes through batteries like platinummatt goes through psychiatrists.

That game looks amazing and will be the first game I buy for it, even though I've never played on a Zelda game haha.

I didn't realise the controller is battery operated, that is quite a drawback but **** it...

I liked your Matty line lmao.

That game looks amazing and will be the first game I buy for it, even though I've never played on a Zelda game haha.

I didn't realise the controller is battery operated, that is quite a drawback but **** it...

I liked your Matty line lmao.

man you have missed out if you have never played ocarina of time. luckily the twighlight princess is just as good

the controller has to be wireless with all the swinging you do with it.

and matty shall forever be on my mind.the loveable little scamp.

man you have missed out if you have never played ocarina of time. luckily the twighlight princess is just as good

the controller has to be wireless with all the swinging you do with it.

and matty shall forever be on my mind.the loveable little scamp.

Might pick up a gamecube and have a go on it.

Oh ye :pat: Forgot about that lmao.

Matt will never be forgotten for his eternal wanking.

Might pick up a gamecube and have a go on it.

Oh ye :pat: Forgot about that lmao.

Matt will never be forgotten for his eternal wanking.

think he goes for the old asphyxiation wanks ?

think he goes for the old asphyxiation wanks ?

haha Wanks until he chokes.

haha Wanks until he chokes.

i bet he does.

the randy little bugger

any thoughts on this theory ?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100418&highlight=prostitute+killer

i bet he does.

the randy little bugger

any thoughts on this theory ?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100418&highlight=prostitute+killer

haha I wouldn't be surprised if it was Matty!

haha I wouldn't be surprised if it was Matty!

the evidence is piling up day by day

the evidence is piling up day by day

LMAO He'll probably be detained tomorrow

LMAO He'll probably be detained tomorrow

then the list of charges will be read out one by one
which should take a good few hours

a number of the offences involving cigars

then the list of charges will be read out one by one
which should take a good few hours

a number of the offences involving cigars

Yep, and wanking and religion.

He'll think he's a martyr!

Yep, and wanking and religion.

He'll think he's a martyr!

he probably crucifies his victims on two giant cigars made to look like a cross

he probably crucifies his victims on two giant cigars made to look like a cross

Then wanks off. Don't forget that!:doh:

Then wanks off. Don't forget that!:doh:

oh yeah!

he lights both ends and wanks off while inhaling the fumes

oh yeah!

he lights both ends and wanks off while inhaling the fumes

LMFAO I can see this happening. I'm gonna be watchin the news intently from now on.

LMFAO I can see this happening. I'm gonna be watchin the news intently from now on.

be careful though as he is watching :ugh:

be careful though as he is watching :ugh:

Don't say that, it scares me :ghost:

To be honest, he was a cool guy who I don't think deserved to be banned.

Don't say that, it scares me :ghost:

To be honest, he was a cool guy who I don't think deserved to be banned.

he was eccentric and irritating but there have been far worser posters who have got away with far worse things imo

still it was nice to have a break from his 10 theads a minute

When I was a lad
And old shep was a pup
Over hills and meadows wed stray
Just a boy and his dog
We were both full of fun
We grew up together that way

I remember the time at the old swimmin hold
When I would have drowned beyond doubt
But old shep was right there
To the rescue he came
He jumped in and then pulled me out

As the years fast did roll
Old shep he grew old
His eyes were fast growing dim
And one day the doctor looked at me and said
I can do no more for him jim

With hands that were trembling
I picked up my gun
And aimed it at sheps faithful head
I just couldnt do it
I wanted to run
I wish they would shoot me instead

He came to my side
And looked up at me
And laid his old head on my knee
I had struck the best friend that a man ever had
I cried so I scarcely could see

Old shep he has gone
Where the good doggies go
And no more with old shep will I roam
But if dogs have a heaven
Theres one thing I know
Old shep has a wonderful home

When I was a lad
And old shep was a pup
Over hills and meadows wed stray
Just a boy and his dog
We were both full of fun
We grew up together that way

I remember the time at the old swimmin hold
When I would have drowned beyond doubt
But old shep was right there
To the rescue he came
He jumped in and then pulled me out

As the years fast did roll
Old shep he grew old
His eyes were fast growing dim
And one day the doctor looked at me and said
I can do no more for him jim

With hands that were trembling
I picked up my gun
And aimed it at sheps faithful head
I just couldnt do it
I wanted to run
I wish they would shoot me instead

He came to my side
And looked up at me
And laid his old head on my knee
I had struck the best friend that a man ever had
I cried so I scarcely could see

Old shep he has gone
Where the good doggies go
And no more with old shep will I roam
But if dogs have a heaven
Theres one thing I know
Old shep has a wonderful home


exig is that you?

exig is that you?

suits the mood don't you think? A boy and his dog!

suits the mood don't you think? A boy and his dog!

yeah but that song is a tear jerker

matty is a **** jerker

yeah but that song is a tear jerker

matty is a **** jerker

whatever,

can't we just all jerk together? :luvbed:

whatever,

can't we just all jerk together? :luvbed:

id love to reply to that question the way i usually do but i have a bet on with the hoff

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100543

do you think i will last ?

id love to reply to that question the way i usually do but i have a bet on with the hoff

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100543

do you think i will last ?

You could easily get that cash back by renting yourself out. please me boy, stick with the pleasure!!!

You could easily get that cash back by renting yourself out. please me boy, stick with the pleasure!!!

im torn between pleasure and e points

im torn between pleasure and e points

I suppose I'll have to be celibate for a while til you win your bet! :blowjob:

I suppose I'll have to be celibate for a while til you win your bet! :blowjob:

be strong
be like wan long pong

be strong
be like wan long pong

I'll be strong (self control self control)

*gets over to Sheryl Tweedy thread!*

I'll be strong (self control self control)

*gets over to Sheryl Tweedy thread!*

happy wanking my friend.

we shall meet again in the not so distant future.

he was eccentric and irritating but there have been far worser posters who have got away with far worse things imo

still it was nice to have a break from his 10 theads a minute

I admit that. Got a pm from BPP before saying that the managing editor may let Matt back in, as long as he apologizes.

ahoy there limeys.... your very own Lord Limey is back!

i shall try to post here more often as you have disappointed me by letting our beloved limey land slip so much

whats happened to the high rate of high calibre banter? or fetish ****?

i will have to refrain from providing the latter as much as i cant frequent such places at uni or i can be evicted from my place of residence, but i can still provide the banter!

ahoy there limeys.... your very own Lord Limey is back!

i shall try to post here more often as you have disappointed me by letting our beloved limey land slip so much

whats happened to the high rate of high calibre banter? or fetish ****?

i will have to refrain from providing the latter as much as i cant frequent such places at uni or i can be evicted from my place of residence, but i can still provide the banter!

yes!

our lord and saviour is back

keep posting you sexy boi

yes!

our lord and saviour is back

keep posting you sexy boi

ill do my best

ever done 9 pints before 9am?

yes!

our lord and saviour is back

keep posting you sexy boi

Either you've already won the bet, or you've just lost it!

Either you've already won the bet, or you've just lost it!


owww bets over.

guess we can get straight back into action? :luvbed:

owww bets over.

guess we can get straight back into action? :luvbed:

indeed it is :luvbed:

****ing Barcelona!

Come on you mighty reds!

****ing Barcelona!

Come on you mighty reds!

Yep and United get Lille!!!

Oh well another big European night to attend! Lets hope its not the last for this season!

Yep and United get Lille!!!

Oh well another big European night to attend! Lets hope its not the last for this season!

Can't ****ing wait. Got the money put aside already for the ticket and I am begging my mum to let me go to the Nou Camp with my uncle.

Gonna be amazing.

But United would get the easiest tie of the round :pat:

hard draw for liverpool
celtic get milan which is one of the worst ties we could have asked for and as you have said united get it easy

hard draw for liverpool
celtic get milan which is one of the worst ties we could have asked for and as you have said united get it easy

But at least if we do go out, it will be against the best, unlike last year. Both games should be crackers too.

But at least if we do go out, it will be against the best, unlike last year. Both games should be crackers too.

they are both riveting ties

celtic vs milan at parkhead will have a great atmosphere as will barcelona vs liverpool at anfield

i can see thousands of fans going to the nou camp and the san siro as well and making them both great nights

they are both riveting ties

celtic vs milan at parkhead will have a great atmosphere as will barcelona vs liverpool at anfield

i can see thousands of fans going to the nou camp and the san siro as well and making them both great nights

Should be an amazing month of football. I'm begging my mum to let me go to Barcelona!

Should be an amazing month of football. I'm begging my mum to let me go to Barcelona!

im sure she will

you will have a hell of a time too

im sure she will

you will have a hell of a time too

I know I'm practically creaming over the thought of it!

You planning on going to Celtic's ties?

I know I'm practically creaming over the thought of it!

You planning on going to Celtic's ties?

i'll desperately try to get tickets and fail as usual
or some other nuisance will hinder me.

there is nothing like being at a european game at parkhead
you just want to live the experience over and over again.

i'll desperately try to get tickets and fail as usual
or some other nuisance will hinder me.

there is nothing like being at a european game at parkhead
you just want to live the experience over and over again.

lol It pisses me off when something comes up and stops you from going to the games.

I remember when I went to the Liverpool-Barca game at Anfield in the UEFA cup in 2001. It was incredible! European nights just are amazing and some of the best nights of my life.

lol It pisses me off when something comes up and stops you from going to the games.

I remember when I went to the Liverpool-Barca game at Anfield in the UEFA cup in 2001. It was incredible! European nights just are amazing and some of the best nights of my life.

i was gutted when i missed out on going to the uefa cup final in seville
and after seeing the 80,000+ celtic fans having the time of thir life it made it even more painful.

i was gutted when i missed out on going to the uefa cup final in seville
and after seeing the 80,000+ celtic fans having the time of thir life it made it even more painful.

I feel for you mate. It hurts when you see your team in a final, the rest of the fans having the time of their lives, and your sat at home watching it on t.v.

Celtic gave themselves a real good account of themselves against Porto at least though!

I feel for you mate. It hurts when you see your team in a final, the rest of the fans having the time of their lives, and your sat at home watching it on t.v.

Celtic gave themselves a real good account of themselves against Porto at least though!

i was devastated when we lost

larsson was immense in that game though and deserved more.

i was devastated when we lost

larsson was immense in that game though and deserved more.

I thought you deserved maybe to win, but it wasn't to be I guess.

I thought you deserved maybe to win, but it wasn't to be I guess.

sadly it wasn't.

drinking tonight ?

sadly it wasn't.

drinking tonight ?

Nope. I'm all out of money. I really need to get a part time job.

Are you?

Nope. I'm all out of money. I really need to get a part time job.

Are you?

do you really need to ask that question lol!.

do you really need to ask that question lol!.

LMAO I guess not. Might open a couple of cans that have been put aside for christmas. Dunno yet though. Depends how I feel.

do you really need to ask that question lol!.


I'm drinking right now. Still not even tipsy, why does it take so much to get me pissed? I can't enjoy my friday til the pink elephants appear!

LMAO I guess not. Might open a couple of cans that have been put aside for christmas. Dunno yet though. Depends how I feel.

im on my 4th can right now

ah the sweet taste :luvbed:

im on my 4th can right now

ah the sweet taste :luvbed:

Don't, your making me jealous :pat:

Ah **** it, I'm opening them up :trink26:

im on my 4th can right now

ah the sweet taste :luvbed:

are you tipsy?

I'm drinking right now. Still not even tipsy, why does it take so much to get me pissed? I can't enjoy my friday til the pink elephants appear!

cos your a big fella and a real man :luvbed:

Don't, your making me jealous :pat:

Ah **** it, I'm opening them up :trink26:

join the party

are you tipsy?

no but wait a while and posts laced with gay innuendo shall come thick and fast :luvbed:

join the party

Thank you for the invitation :luvbed:

no but wait a while and posts laced with gay innuendo shall come thick and fast :luvbed:

I shall be waiting and lusting over the thought! :luvbed:

I shall be waiting and lusting over the though! :luvbed:

you excite me

you excite me

hehe it has begun! :smileysex

hehe it has begun! :smileysex

what you drinkiing southy ?

i wouldn't mind some of your home brew if you know what i mean;)

oooh Guys you make my tree grow so quick :luvbed:

I'm ****ing bored. If i wasnt so broke i'd be out and half way pissed by now :(


Do you lads fancy an orgy tonight?

what you drinkiing southy ?

i wouldn't mind some of your home brew if you know what i mean;)

I'll give the barrel a good shaking and see what comes out!

Other than that I'm on the old Stella. :trink26:

I'm ****ing bored. If i wasnt so broke i'd be out and half way pissed by now :(


Do you lads fancy an orgy tonight?

im always up for an orgy. you know this!

I'll give the barrel a good shaking and see what comes out!

Other than that I'm on the old Stella. :trink26:

good man

i cant get enough of your tipple

im always up for an orgy. you know this!

Good man.

So who wants the first turn with The Raging Bull? His puckered arse is inviting is it not...

Good man.

So who wants the first turn with The Raging Bull? His puckered arse is inviting is it not...

he is perfect in every way

he is perfect in every way
Lets make him airtight :3some:

Lets make him airtight :3some:

gladly

i have got my fitness age from 65 down to 24 according to wii sports

i wanna test out my new found stamina on the hoff,southpaw and raging :luvbed:

gladly

i have got my fitness age from 65 down to 24 according to wii sports

i wanna test out my new found stamina on the hoff,southpaw and raging :luvbed:

You can test it out on me anyday laddie boy. You know that!

You can test it out on me anyday laddie boy. You know that!

im heading over to your house now

im heading over to your house now

Give me a lift over there laddie.

Give me a lift over there laddie.

no problem just jump in my shaggin' wagon

im heading over to your house now

Be quick gorgeous!

no problem just jump in my shaggin' wagon
Is this it?
http://www.carestoration.com/images/vw-bus-lg.jpg
...cause it's parked outside me house right now.

Ah ****! it must be you...just give me a couple of minutes to do me hair.

Is this it?
http://www.carestoration.com/images/vw-bus-lg.jpg
...cause it's parked outside me house right now.

Ah ****! it must be you...just give me a couple of minutes to do me hair.

that's the one,

be quick though as im gagging for some bum love from you and raging

that's the one,

be quick though as im gagging for some bum love from you and raging

Ye, hurry up or I'm gonna have to start without you. Southpaw is here already you bastards!

Ye, hurry up or I'm gonna have to start without you. Southpaw is here already you bastards!

dont get him too excited.....save some for us.

I'm already strokin it! Get your arses in here now, don't make me waste all my juice!

dont get him too excited.....save some for us.

He's ****ing close now! Looks like we'll have to start without you guys.

*Slips boxers down for southpaw*

I'm already strokin it! Get your arses in here now, don't make me waste all my juice!

that poser "the hoff" is still working on his hair and it aint even head hair
at this rate the orgy may never happen.

that poser "the hoff" is still working on his hair and it aint even head hair
at this rate the orgy may never happen.

Just have your mouth open when you come in. I'll test my marksmenship! :wank:

Just have your mouth open when you come in. I'll test my marksmenship! :wank:

you better have a good aim. i dont wanna spill a drop

Alright alright you impatient bastards.

I'm coming right now.

Alright alright you impatient bastards.

I'm coming right now.

At ****ing last! I'm cumming in anticipation.

ive got the camera

oh and btw raging...thats poor form if u cum before it even starts!

oh and btw raging...thats poor form if u cum before it even starts!

what do you expect ?, when he knows i am coming.
the excitement is too much.

oh and btw raging...thats poor form if u cum before it even starts!

It's excitement. I can't help it when Oasis is coming round. I can just picture his huge juicy plaything :luvbed:

It's excitement. I can't help it when Oasis is coming round. I can just picture his huge juicy plaything :luvbed:

morning sexy!

did you have a good nights sleep ?

that was incredible!!!!

that was incredible!!!!

i aim to please

i aim to please

And please you did oasis, please you did! :luvbed:

And please you did oasis, please you did! :luvbed:

you were on fire yourself last night.

i have never witnessed such stamina before

Which one of you slags gave me the std last night?

It ****in hurts to piss so it does. So much so that I'm gonna stop drinking so that I dont have to piss so much. The stinging burning sensation is just too bastard much.

Which one of you slags gave me the std last night?

It ****in hurts to piss so it does.

well im scottish so it was probably me

sorry mate!

well im scottish so it was probably me

sorry mate!

I forgive you seeing as it was such a good night.

...but I dont forgive you for quoting me before i edited my post. That **** is ****in out of order.

I forgive you seeing as it was such a good night.

...but I dont forgive you for quoting me before i edited my post. That **** is ****in out of order.

what can i say , im fast, in all aspects of life.

what can i say , im fast, in all aspects of life.

Aye! It's just a good job you're ready to go again so quick afterwards.

Aye! It's just a good job you're ready to go again so quick afterwards.

shall i go at a slower pace tonight ?

shall i go at a slower pace tonight ?
Take me gently at first then build up to a ferocious pace...then pull it out and aim at Southpaw.

Repeat until exhaustion

Take me gently at first then build up to a ferocious pace...then pull it out and aim at Southpaw.

Repeat until exhaustion

i shall follow these orders like a true dedicated **** licker :luvbed:

i shall follow these orders like a true dedicated **** licker :luvbed:

You will be rewarded in heaven for your endeavours.

Jesus sucks a mean **** so he does. Just think though, he's only making up for all them years of celibacy.

You will be rewarded in heaven for your endeavours.

Jesus sucks a mean **** so he does. Just think though, he's only making up for all them years of celibacy.

and to think all he did with those powers was turn water into wine, when he could have been seducing punani :pat:

and to think all he did with those powers was turn water into wine, when he could have been seducing punani :pat:

He was a silly cunt wasnt he. We could have a religion based on worshipping the fanny and instead we've got a right load of righteous boring bastards.

BTW, have you been having problems with the site crashing a lot recently? It just crashed on me and I couldnt get on for about 15 minutes.

I'm gonna rape BPP if it happens again.

He was a silly cunt wasnt he. We could have a religion based on worshipping the fanny and instead we've got a right load of righteous boring bastards.

BTW, have you been having problems with the site crashing a lot recently? It just crashed on me and I couldnt get on for about 15 minutes.

I'm gonna rape BPP if it happens again.

same here

remember a few months back it was crashing every ten minutes and wouldn't come on for hours ?

same here

remember a few months back it was crashing every ten minutes and wouldn't come on for hours ?

Yeah it's a cunt aint it. It seems to have started crashing more after the changes to the ratings and what not.

Yeah it's a cunt aint it. It seems to have started crashing more after the changes to the ratings and what not.

i blame bpp and him alone

lets bum the big bastard and teach him a lesson

i blame bpp and him alone

lets bum the big bastard and teach him a lesson
Lets sneak up behind him and knock him out then bum him while he's unconscious...or maybe drug him first or something.

We should probably get some advice off matty on the best way to go about this seeing as he's had all that experience with them prossies.

Lets sneak up behind him and knock him out then bum him while he's unconscious...or maybe drug him first or something.

We should probably get some advice off matty on the best way to go about this seeing as he's had all that experience with them prossies.

will you pm him or shall i ?

will you pm him or shall i ?

I'll pm him and the answer he gives us will probably give us the evidence we need to link him to the prossie killings...thus we can snitch on him and get that £250,000 reward.

HIGH FIVE! :banana:

I'll pm him and the answer he gives us will probably give us the evidence we need to link him to the prossie killings...thus we can snitch on him and get that £250,000 reward.

HIGH FIVE! :banana:

how shall we spend this money ?

how shall we spend this money ?
Well when we discussed this before we agreed that the prossies would be so happy we found the killer that they would all give us half price. Then I said the £250,000 would last us a weekend if we were paying half price for our shags...and maybe a night if we were paying full price.

Realistically though I think I was being a bit optimistic with how many prossies we would get through. I mean, **** me for being so stupid but for a moment there I thought we could be as prolific as buddychacon...but then I thought, hang on a minute sonny jim, aint no cunt can **** as many birds as buddy.

So... I reckon we spend a fair portion of it on getting half price ipswich prossies for a weekend, but then we'll still have a ****load left to spend.

What do you wanna spend the rest on?

Well when we discussed this before we agreed that the prossies would be so happy we found the killer that they would all give us half price. Then I said the £250,000 would last us a weekend if we were paying half price for our shags...and maybe a night if we were paying full price.

Realistically though I think I was being a bit optimistic with how many prossies we would get through. I mean, **** me for being so stupid but for a moment there I thought we could be as prolific as buddychacon...but then I thought, hang on a minute sonny jim, aint no cunt can **** as many birds as buddy.

So... I reckon we spend a fair portion of it on getting half price ipswich prossies for a weekend, but then we'll still have a ****load left to spend.

What do you wanna spend the rest on?

this much is true

i have always fancied shaggin' a ladyboy from thailand
and not one those that actually look like boys
but basically a beautiful woman with a dick
this way i practice on my **** licking, arse licking and tit licking skills all at the same time

this much is true

i have always fancied shaggin' a ladyboy from thailand
and not one those that actually look like boys
but basically a beautiful woman with a dick
this way i practice on my **** licking, arse licking and tit licking skills all at the same time

Sounds good to me laddie. I can see you've thought this through. You book the tickets and I'll be there with me backpack.

We can take photos of the ladyboys while we're there and post 'would you hit it' threads to embarass the straight laced cunts that wont admit to their homogay feelings.

Sounds good to me laddie. I can see you've thought this through. You book the tickets and I'll be there with me backpack.

We can take photos of the ladyboys while we're there and post 'would you hit it' threads to embarass the straight laced cunts that wont admit to their homogay feelings.

i have been thinking of doing a tranny trap thread, but it's a bit old hat init ?

plus i'd be a hypocrite as i love the ****

i have been thinking of doing a tranny trap thread, but it's a bit old hat init ?

plus i'd be a hypocrite as i love the ****

Anoraks done it to death aint he. That green teefed limey cunt spoiled all our fun :(

Anoraks done it to death aint he. That green teefed limey cunt spoiled all our fun :(

he was young and reckless in those days though

he was young and reckless in those days though

He's a reformed flamer now. It's almost as if we've seen him mature before our very own bastard eyes. Although for a bald 37 year old no job having cunt it's about about bleeding time.

I'd still shag him though :luvbed:

He's a reformed flamer now. It's almost as if we've seen him mature before our very own bastard eyes. Although for a bald 37 year old no job having cunt it's about about bleeding time.

I'd still shag him though :luvbed:

me too :luvbed:

me too :luvbed:
Dont give him an std like you did me.

Dont give him an std like you did me.

im afraid that's not possible

no johnnys for me

either take my **** without wrapping or dont!

im firm but fair

im afraid that's not possible

no johnnys for me

either take my **** without wrapping or dont!

im firm but fair
Your firmness satisies all :luvbed:

Your firmness satisies all :luvbed:

i'll bet it does

have you seen ewan mcgregor's in "young adam"

not quite as big as mine but still..... he is a true scotsman!

i'll bet it does

have you seen ewan mcgregor's in "young adam"

not quite as big as mine but still..... he is a true scotsman!
Ewan McGregor gets it out in every ****in film he's in. He's well proud of his nob so he is. I heard he even got it out in Star Wars and offered it to Liam Neeson but George Lucas edited it out, the cunt!

Ewan McGregor gets it out in every ****in film he's in. He's well proud of his nob so he is. I heard he even got it out in Star Wars and offered it to Liam Neeson but George Lucas edited it out, the cunt!

now that i would have loved

i liked when he shagged batman on top of a roof

i liked when he shagged batman on top of a roof
I missed that.

I liked it when he was shagging that bird in trainspotting and that wee scottish cunt scored that classic goal against brazil.

I missed that.

I liked it when he was shagging that bird in trainspotting and that wee scottish cunt scored that classic goal against brazil.

"velvet goldmine" i think the film was called

and archie gemmil> holland in 1 :boxing: :luvbed:

"velvet goldmine" i think the film was called

and archie gemmil> holland in 1 :boxing: :luvbed:
Oh no wonder you love that. He was a right fruity bummer in that film.

And it was holland was it. Fair enough. ****in class goal that was.

Oh no wonder you love that. He was a right fruity bummer in that film.

And it was holland was it. Fair enough. ****in class goal that was.

indeed it was

i remember seeing a glen hoddle volley


it was like he floated in the air :luvbed:

amazing!

indeed it was

i remember seeing a glen hoddle volley


it was like he floated in the air :luvbed:

amazing!

Hoddle should of got more England caps.

I blame Eileen Drury...the ****in slag!

Hoddle should of got more England caps.

I blame Eileen Drury...the ****in slag!

yes sadly he became a pyschic believing wheel chair hating body fascist

yes sadly he became a pyschic believing wheel chair hating body fascist
Aye! yer cant be an England manager unless you're slightly ****ed up in some way. Graham Taylor was a ****in turnip who repeatedly shouted "Do I not ****ing like that". El Tel was a sly currupt cunt (who actually did well for us). Glenn Hoddle was as you say. Keegan was a bottler who had no grasp of ****in tactics. Sven was a long ball randy cunt and a foreign one at that.

What do you think McClarens problem is? Apart from that he is a **** manager.

Aye! yer cant be an England manager unless you're slightly ****ed up in some way. Graham Taylor was a ****in turnip who repeatedly shouted "Do I not ****ing like that". El Tel was a sly currupt cunt (who actually did well for us). Glenn Hoddle was as you say. Keegan was a bottler who had no grasp of ****in tactics. Sven was a long ball randy cunt and a foreign one at that.

What do you think McClarens problem is? Apart from that he is a **** manager.

He looks too much like the dad from the 70's and 80's Aussie soap the Sullivan's!!!

I keep expecting him to wink and say 'good on yer cobber', its a unfortunate distraction that's holding him back IMO.

Who is expected to know what that soap is lol? Cos I dont... but Im too young

He looks too much like the dad from the 70's and 80's Aussie soap the Sullivan's!!!

I keep expecting him to wink and say 'good on yer cobber', its a unfortunate distraction that's holding him back IMO.

Well that's ****ed it for us then. We'll never win anything under him... What a cunt!

McClaren cant handle the pressure though can he. I'm sure he's gonna crack up and go absolutely ****ing skitzo. I can see it now so I can.

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofa*****
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I ****ed this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
(P.U.)
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofa*****
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which
I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I get a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin': "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofa*****
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I ****ed this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
(P.U.)
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofa*****
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which
I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I get a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin': "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down

bob dylan you ain't got nothin' on this poet. simply beautiful. :luvbed:

Let's get the thread running again!

it has hit the ****s lately hasn't it ?

it has hit the ****s lately hasn't it ?

Yeh it's been bad.

Yeh it's been bad.

so what you been up to ?

Are you laddo's stocked up with booze ready for crimbo?

Are you laddo's stocked up with booze ready for crimbo?

i wish, im skint and don't get money again untill after boxing day.

i wish, im skint and don't get money again untill after boxing day.

poor poor lad. I'd send you some of mine but I'm already half way through my christmas stockpile. I'm becoming more of an alcoholic with each passing day... :puke:

poor poor lad. I'd send you some of mine but I'm already half way through my christmas stockpile. I'm becoming more of an alcoholic with each passing day... :puke:

trying to emulate your hero oliver reed are you ?

trying to emulate your hero oliver reed are you ?


indeed I am.

R.I.P dear Oliver.

indeed I am.

R.I.P dear Oliver.

without drink i shall end up turning solely to masturbation and may even become the new platinummatt :ugh:

without drink i shall end up turning solely to masturbation and may even become the new platinummatt :ugh:

Don't even say things like that. Your scaring me baby! :puppy_dog

Don't even say things like that. Your scaring me baby! :puppy_dog

your scared ?

i cant sleep at night with the thought in my head

the ring took control of frodo. just as masturbation took control of matty.

what if masturbation grasps me in its hairy claws and never lets go ?

your scared ?

i cant sleep at night with the thought in my head

the ring took control of frodo. just as masturbation took control of matty.

what if masturbation grasps me in its hairy claws and never lets go ?


save your energy for use on the ones who love you most! :luvbed:

save your energy for use on the ones who love you most! :luvbed:

good advice. i shall save my special sauce for a special occasion..... our next romp with the hoff and raging :luvbed:

good advice. i shall save my special sauce for a special occasion..... our next romp with the hoff and raging :luvbed:


very good choice! although the occaisonal jerk off is healthy! :luvbed:

very good choice! although the occaisonal jerk off is healthy! :luvbed:

well i got money early so i shall be drinking now. :banana:

luckily i wont be the next platinummatt.

so what you been up to ?

Finished school yesterday and had a drink and I've got a banging hangover today :grumble:

Are you laddo's stocked up with booze ready for crimbo?

I am, yeh. My mum went to Asda last weekend and stocked up on the lager and JD. :cool2:

im drunk fellas

feel free to bum me.

im drunk fellas

feel free to bum me.


most enjoyable.

and drunk at this time of the day!? tut tut :friday:

most enjoyable.

and drunk at this time of the day!? tut tut :friday:

im scottish remember!

southpaw, just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi4mU1jKHs8

im scottish remember!

southpaw, just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi4mU1jKHs8

i bloody love you! :banana:

i bloody love you! :banana:

who doesn't ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbER7SA8bqI

old favourite

"she's a jackson" lmao

Merry christmas all. I'll be pissed tonight so be ready to drop your trousers for some festive fun!

Merry christmas all. I'll be pissed tonight so be ready to drop your trousers for some festive fun!

lmao, im going to sleep with 10 pairs of boxer shorts on , and im going to put tape round em

Merry Christmas limeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao, im going to sleep with 10 pairs of boxer shorts on , and im going to put tape round em

****in lightweight!

I've got a huge christmas cracker here if anyone fancies a pull?

****in lightweight!

I've got a huge christmas cracker here if anyone fancies a pull?

Bantam :cool: :D

Merry christmas everyone!

Merry christmas everyone!

yeah same to you bud

merry christmas fellas

im starting early again and have cracked open a beer :trink26: :fest30:

merry christmas fellas

im starting early again and have cracked open a beer :trink26: :fest30:

lmao Merry christmas!

I will start at dinner.

lmao Merry christmas!

I will start at dinner.

was santa claus kind to you this year raging ?

was santa claus kind to you this year raging ?

Very lol. Was he to you?

Very lol. Was he to you?

yes it was a good haul

my sister got me

a blue ysl jumper
a black ysl t shirt
socks
a white timberland top
calvin klien aftershave
a lynk care kit
and an adidas tracksuit

i also got my wii which i opened 2 weeks early

and my mum is on holiday in florida and is bringing me back a gibson guitar which was over a £1000 but has been reduced to £250.

so i cant complain.

yes it was a good haul

my sister got me

a blue ysl jumper
a black ysl t shirt
socks
a white timberland top
calvin klien aftershave
a lynk care kit
and an adidas tracksuit

i also got my wii which i opened 2 weeks early

and my mum is on holiday in florida and is bringing me back a gibson guitar which was over a £1000 but has been reduced to £250.

so i cant complain.

That is a good haul lol.

I got:
a PSP giga pack
games
liverpool tracksuit
lacoste tracksuit
armani t-shirt
liverpool european away kit
ipod nano 4 gb white
cds
dvds
paul and shark jumper

i got

A Timberland coat
A Timberland hoodie
A Jack jones T shirt and Top and jumper
Some Jogger and that for boxing
Cash
Vouchers
Boxing dvd
Ali's new book
Sweets
A big bottle of apple sourz
and alot of other stuff like shower gel and all that.
im gonna buy an xbox 360 i think :D

Merry Christmas my limey friends.
Happy B-day to bobby peru today.

All the best peeps!

what are everyones plans for christmas dinner ?

what are everyones plans for christmas dinner ?

Just a quiet one mate, I've got my missus and three kids (+ 1 boyfriend) coming then to my sisters tonight for a party!

You?

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f320hSBGadY

i got

A Timberland coat
A Timberland hoodie
A Jack jones T shirt and Top and jumper
Some Jogger and that for boxing
Cash
Vouchers
Boxing dvd
Ali's new book
Sweets
A big bottle of apple sourz
and alot of other stuff like shower gel and all that.
im gonna buy an xbox 360 i think :D


My wife got me this guys, I'm over the moon!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/MAGV.jpg

Just a quiet one mate, I've got my missus and three kids (+ 1 boyfriend) coming then to my sisters tonight for a party!

You?

my mum is on holiday in florida so my aunt has invited me over to hers

a few cousins, aunts and uncles will be there so it should be a good time.

My wife got me this guys, I'm over the moon!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/MAGV.jpg

wow thats a beast huh

what are everyones plans for christmas dinner ?

We just had my nan and grandad round and my girlfriend, so it was quiet but great. Had loadsa food and loadsa drink :friday:

i love when my grandad comes over at xmas time, i get on really well with him and we have a bloody good laugh.

im just finishing off the bottle of jack daniels i bought last night

i had 8 cans
a bottle of baileys and a bottle of jack daniels. i was pissed.

****ing hell lol. I just had a few cans of lager then bitter and some vodka.

im just finishing off the bottle of jack daniels i bought last night

i had 8 cans
a bottle of baileys and a bottle of jack daniels. i was pissed.

****ing hell, how can you tan a bottle of baileys then go onto jack d's, i would be puking like **** the next day haha

****ing hell, how can you tan a bottle of baileys then go onto jack d's, i would be puking like **** the next day haha

i have been drinking since i was 10 so i suppose i have gotten used to it

He's a true scot :D

He's a true scot :D

Braveheart would be proud.

The FREEDOM to drink!

10's a bit late to start over in weegie land

I cant remember MY PIN for my bank card.. its driving me ****ing NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

I cant remember MY PIN for my bank card.. its driving me ****ing NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:


it's probably best to stop thinking about it for a bit then it will come straight back to you.

It's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is? :cop:

Limey Lang. It died for a bit.

all right fellas. ?

im ill and have been throwing up all morning.

Ite Laddie.

What's up? Hangover?

the brentmeister general

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/david_points_1024.jpg

Ite Laddie.

What's up? Hangover?

yep!, i overdone it on the alcohol and have alcohol poisening.

the brentmeister general

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/david_points_1024.jpg

the man!

:notworthy :notworthy

the man!

:notworthy :notworthy

"nice shoes, quite a heel on them"

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/david_feetup_1024.jpg

"nice shoes, quite a heel on them"

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/david_feetup_1024.jpg


"I can make that dream come true, to, AKA for you!"

"As an actor said to a bishop!"

yep!, i overdone it on the alcohol and have alcohol poisening.

oooo unlucky.

You know what they say though, "rather you than me". :D

oooo unlucky.

You know what they say though, "rather you than me". :D

im feeling a bit better now thankfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHI80-o6us

im feeling a bit better now thankfully.

Good to hear it lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHI80-o6us

Bo Selecta-****ing great!

I love this episode lol. I have it on dvd.

southpaw for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoK-T62aWWk

Bo Selecta-****ing great!

I love this episode lol. I have it on dvd.

yep!, bo selecta was hilarious.

"I can make that dream come true, to, AKA for you!"

"As an actor said to a bishop!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdHoQ_Lraoo

southpaw for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoK-T62aWWk

"was that originally about princess diana?"

LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JitDWQI9qc

oh yeah!

Knackered already

this place is quiet. like having passionate sex with your girlfriends sister. afterwards there's alway an awkward silence whenever your in the same room and a feeling of guilt with repressed excitement. I'm having that feeling now..

this place is quiet. like having passionate sex with your girlfriends sister. afterwards there's alway an awkward silence whenever your in the same room and a feeling of guilt with repressed excitement. I'm having that feeling now..

You've had sex with your girlfriends sister?

You've had sex with your girlfriends sister?

we all have at some point. everyone be honest!

none of my girlfriends have had sisters :(

southpaw and raging. a late christmas present for you both

http://tv-links.co.uk/

im currently watching red dwarf :banana:

none of my girlfriends have had sisters :(

southpaw and raging. a late christmas present for you both

http://tv-links.co.uk/

im currently watching red dwarf :banana:

Same here lol. Always brothers :grumble:

Thanks for that!

I'm watching The Simpsons :cool:

none of my girlfriends have had sisters :(

southpaw and raging. a late christmas present for you both

http://tv-links.co.uk/

im currently watching red dwarf :banana:

i love you even more now!

And I got lots of red dwarf dvds for crimbo so they kept me entertained. I'm still looking for a DVD of Buffy the vampire layer... anybody got any connections?

i love you even more now!

And I got lots of red dwarf dvds for crimbo so they kept me entertained. I'm still looking for a DVD of Buffy the vampire layer... anybody got any connections?

Nope, sorry.

I used to love that programme, mainly because of Sarah Michelle Gellar, the sexy *****.

i love you even more now!

And I got lots of red dwarf dvds for crimbo so they kept me entertained. I'm still looking for a DVD of Buffy the vampire layer... anybody got any connections?

sadly not.

i'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled though.

Nope, sorry.

I used to love that programme, mainly because of Sarah Michelle Gellar, the sexy *****.


sadly michelle gellar wasn't in this version. it was a deutch girl I think but there wasn't much talking so it was hard to tell!