TRAV1$
11-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Oh lawdy...
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TRAV1$ 11-17-2011, 04:51 PM Oh lawdy... Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 06:23 PM Oi, you cunts behaving yerselves? http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/sting9021.jpg Dem Eyes 11-17-2011, 06:26 PM There is no place like home... Left Hook Tua 11-17-2011, 06:31 PM Oi, you cunts behaving yerselves? http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/sting9021.jpg i know that guy. i saw him in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels. Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 06:36 PM i know that guy. i saw him in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels. They all look alike, don't they? Cunts I mean. Left Hook Tua 11-17-2011, 06:41 PM They all look alike, don't they? Cunts I mean. everyone thinks that's me in my avatar. :nonono: Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 06:42 PM everyone thinks that's me in my avatar. :nonono: You'd be camouflaged against that wall. Left Hook Tua 11-17-2011, 06:46 PM You'd be camouflaged against that wall. you can park a double decker right behind him and you'd be hardpressed to see it. Dem Eyes 11-17-2011, 06:47 PM Who even took that photo? Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 06:49 PM you can park a double decker right behind him and you'd be hardpressed to see it. That's what Jesus would have looked like if he said, '**** da five thousand. I'm having all this for meself.' Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 07:12 PM Christmas is coming! http://www.topnews.in/files/Gary-Glitter_0.jpg SirTomJones 11-17-2011, 09:42 PM Who even took that photo? his mother probably. that or his cat. Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 09:55 PM Could be done with a timer. A quick set up, then you got five seconds to get into position and pose. SirTomJones 11-17-2011, 10:07 PM Could be done with a timer. A quick set up, then you got five seconds to get into position and pose. no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds. Southpaw Stinger 11-17-2011, 10:20 PM no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds. I'm gonna test this **** out. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:27 AM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194283-1/Hobo-streetfighters.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:29 AM http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220925-1/Canuhearmenow.jpg? (http://4gifs.org) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:30 AM http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220935-1/ThxSteveRIP.jpg? (http://4gifs.org) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:32 AM http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220003-1/Lowlight.jpg? (http://4gifs.org) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:33 AM Like I always say, start the day, with some tittays. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 06:57 AM http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/m/U/U/GmUU/1320611030326.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10097872-original.html) Clegg 11-18-2011, 08:25 AM no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds. Yeah, the fact that Rizoom had the energy to stand up is surprising enough, any of that other stuff just sounds beyond him. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 10:09 AM Shaun has the feet to be fleet footed. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:21 AM Maybe it's the lager talking, Southpaw, but you've got a butt that won't quit. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:22 AM I plan to overtake Laddie's 45K Post count by Midnight tonight. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:24 AM Okay, here's the 411 folks: Say some "Gangsta" is dissin' your Fly Girl, you just give 'im one of these: Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:25 AM Moe Syzlak - The Teddy Atlas of Springfield? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:27 AM Kid Gorgeous > Pretty Boy Floyd. Dem Eyes 11-18-2011, 10:37 AM Kid Galahad > Kid Chocolate Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 10:41 AM Maybe it's the lager talking, Southpaw, but you've got a butt that won't quit. Embrace me, babes. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 10:42 AM http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e7q29EZ_2hc/TMgWq8b1aEI/AAAAAAAAC2I/eYNWRi2748M/s1600/HoweSimpsons.jpg Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:53 AM Gordie Howe! Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 10:54 AM We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 10:57 AM Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial! Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 11:06 AM God bless Phil Hartman. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 11:09 AM Is it merely coincidence that the show went down hill after his untimely demise? I think not. BOLLOCKS 11-18-2011, 11:20 AM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194283-1/Hobo-streetfighters.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Lulz, KO'ed by a Jab. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 11:40 AM The ol' One-Two. BOLLOCKS 11-18-2011, 11:44 AM Me parents got a puppy rottweiler. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 11:47 AM Future guard dog? Clegg 11-18-2011, 11:50 AM Is it merely coincidence that the show went down hill after his untimely demise? I think not. It sucks that he died, but there is only one Demise that I would consider untimely/a cunt. BOLLOCKS 11-18-2011, 11:53 AM Future guard dog? Aye, our old black chow chow dog died a while back, he was a good dog, he barked at everybody he didn't know that was just passing by, and even had a pittbull coward away after a face off once, during his prime. He bit some girl once, and she had to go get checked for rabies lulz, good times in teh hood. His name was Tyson. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 11:54 AM It sucks that he died, but there is only one Demise that I would consider untimely/a cunt. Whereas the 'Clegg' name remains untarnished. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:05 PM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/184399-3/Road-sign-punch-fail-troll-face.gif? (http://forgifs.com) It terrifies me just how many dumb dumbs there are in the world. Dem Eyes 11-18-2011, 12:06 PM Whereas the 'Clegg' name remains untarnished. :lol1: :lol1: Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:07 PM When the Dosia enters a room, all the Mamas come a-running. http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194244-1/Curvy-latina-bouncing.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:08 PM For Loc - the ass man: http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188155-2/Whooty_dress.gif? (http://forgifs.com) BOLLOCKS 11-18-2011, 12:10 PM For Loc - the ass man: http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188155-2/Whooty_dress.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Who is that beezy? And what's teh pope doing there? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:17 PM http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/202527-2/Stripper_****slap.gif? (http://4gifs.org) Ungrateful cunt. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:40 PM <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8X_2oYNYz0A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 12:56 PM 'Ey, Piece of piss this. Snowball, Raymondo? Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 02:23 PM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/184399-3/Road-sign-punch-fail-troll-face.gif? (http://forgifs.com) It terrifies me just how many dumb dumbs there are in the world. Manny's next opponent. (the sign) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 02:36 PM Anybody fancy a cam jerk? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 02:37 PM I'm a-coming, Laddie! Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 02:41 PM The way it countered that cunt. Inspiring. ..... did someone mention a cam jerk? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 02:41 PM Gay Boy Post of the Year? http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11435003&postcount=44 Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 02:52 PM Gay Boy Post of the Year? http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11435003&postcount=44 Most underappreciated post. Bunch of repressed cunts. Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 03:04 PM Manny's next opponent. (the sign) genius roach will have pac counter and let the sign lead. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 03:11 PM What gun does Churchy have in me av, Tua? Is it a Tommy or a semi Freddy? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 03:12 PM The Alpha-Male's in Town, Kids. http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/R/GoCR/600full-jack-nicholsonj.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104441-original.html) Better straighten those ties, and buckle those belts. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 03:13 PM Sexy Boi! http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/O/GoCO/600full-jack-nicholsong.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104438-original.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 03:14 PM Oi, Jack, what do you make of ****** actors like Robert Pattison? http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/K/GoCK/600full-jack-nicholson.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104434-original.html) Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 03:17 PM What gun does Churchy have in me av, Tua? Is it a Tommy or a semi Freddy? that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip. though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 03:18 PM http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/26/article-1350653-0CBE9C2E000005DC-322_306x350.jpg Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 03:19 PM that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip. though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip. Your gun knowledge both impresses me and makes it impossible to accept you as a partner for any future Children I may have. Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 03:25 PM Your gun knowledge both impresses me and makes it impossible to accept you as a partner for any future Children I may have. might as well. i don't think i can have kids. have been trying to get pregnant but with no such luck. last year i thought i was pregnant. started throwing up and belly was growing. doctor said i was just eating too much chili dogs though. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 03:28 PM might as well. i don't think i can have kids. have been trying to get pregnant but with no such luck. last year i thought i was pregnant. started throwing up and belly was growing. doctor said i was just eating too much chili dogs though. The Ol' Malvada excuse, eh? Husband: "Are you pregnant again, Mama?' Malvada: "Hell no, Puto! Too many Chili Dogs." Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 03:31 PM remember when pacquiao was good? shame he sucks now. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJistzgrT5g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 03:36 PM that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip. though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip. Word is he used to take one to his cabinet meetings. Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 03:42 PM Word is he used to take one to his cabinet meetings. somebody had to set them pansy labour wankers straight. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 03:57 PM remember when pacquiao was good? shame he sucks now. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJistzgrT5g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Think Pac needs to sing, 'Ya'll Must've Forgot' at his next concert. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 04:02 PM http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/jackDM_468x398.jpg Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 04:12 PM Think Pac needs to sing, 'Ya'll Must've Forgot' at his next concert. maybe. but only right before the fight when he plans to get ktfo. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 04:13 PM maybe. but only right before the fight when he plans to get ktfo. You think he's a disgrace to his race? Flabulous 11-18-2011, 04:14 PM Laddie, I was told a couple of days. Any development your end? Le4- 11-18-2011, 04:15 PM http://www.blowjobvalley.com/young-sucking/young-women-sucking-dick/young-women-sucking-dick-4.jpg Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 04:17 PM You think he's a disgrace to his race? disgrace to music maybe. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-18-2011, 04:24 PM Laddie, I was told a couple of days. Any development your end? All I've gotten is a picture of some testicles and a message saying, "Suck these!" Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 04:28 PM All I've gotten is a picture of some testicles and a message saying, "Suck these!" Lucky bugger! Left Hook Tua 11-18-2011, 04:31 PM when i hit 80k posts , i'm giving my account to rizoom. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 04:38 PM <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Flabulous 11-18-2011, 04:42 PM <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Karl is right. Ricky and that unknown guy are wrong. Flabulous 11-18-2011, 04:42 PM <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Karl is right. Ricky and that unknown guy are wrong. Southpaw Stinger 11-18-2011, 04:46 PM They may mock, but Ricky and the other one have been riding Karl's coattails for near 10 years. TRAV1$ 11-18-2011, 06:46 PM <iframe width="320" height="215" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sv5iEK-IEzw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Flabulous 11-18-2011, 07:02 PM <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HqvZ7lS96-w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> BOLLOCKS 11-19-2011, 01:13 AM <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O-253uBJap8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:12 AM Well, I spent the last of my money getting pissed last night, and so shall be sober for the next few days. *Begins sobbing uncontrollably* Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:22 AM http://thumbnails21.imagebam.com/16014/7b02a1160133672.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7b02a1160133672) Krusty the Clown's sex-change Operation was a success. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:23 AM http://thumbnails30.imagebam.com/16014/084b2e160134153.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/084b2e160134153) What are the England back four doing at a Katy Perry gig? Clegg 11-19-2011, 08:28 AM Motorboating her, if they're lucky. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:51 AM The Raincoat - clothes don't get any sexier. http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/5/Grh5/637773379_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_61_1 23_506lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114623-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/b/Grhb/637779665_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_28_1 23_250lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114629-original.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:51 AM The Raincoat - clothes don't get any sexier. http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/5/Grh5/637773379_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_61_1 23_506lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114623-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/b/Grhb/637779665_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_28_1 23_250lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114629-original.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 08:52 AM Chas and Dave's Daughter, sadly, only inherited one of their shirts and not their stunning good looks. http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/g/V/GrgV/636642603_4111_britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_30_ 123_16lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114613-original.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 09:03 AM Grinding on Travis, Cousin. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 09:44 AM IGN'S top 10 Choices for the role of Doctor Who: http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/121/1212504p1.html Clegg 11-19-2011, 09:54 AM Of those I'd give it to James McAvoy. Quite a few on that list are a bit too old. You ever see that 90s made-for-BBC-TV movie they did? I quite liked that. I'm not too keen on the current show other than when the sexy redhead is on screen. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:03 AM Paul McGann played The Doctor, didn't he? I've never seen it. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:09 AM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/b6d3d7340b46eb570dc9550f2546131b.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/walkingdead,b6d3d7340b46eb570dc9550f2546131b.gif.h tml) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:11 AM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/0ff94d3a44bdbe10077e481314ea86f3.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/miscellaneous/natasha-alam-true-blood-s03e01-3,0ff94d3a44bdbe10077e481314ea86f3.gif.html) Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 10:12 AM All the Doctors used to be old. Film and tv. It's only Generation Gay that's obsessed with all things that were recently shat out of the womb. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:16 AM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/ac522a155d988a51071f81d3de15009e.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/alexandra-moen-strike-back,ac522a155d988a51071f81d3de15009e.gif.html) http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/614b5fff9e755d56fbc550d07c152197.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/lola-davidson-the-caretaker1,614b5fff9e755d56fbc550d07c152197.gif.ht ml) http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/2447bae190903951d67017a46e58d5ba.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/lola-davidson-the-caretaker3,2447bae190903951d67017a46e58d5ba.gif.ht ml) http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/852fb7cc91a5482faedd316167eda470.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/natasha-alam-true-blood-s03e01-1,852fb7cc91a5482faedd316167eda470.gif.html) Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 10:22 AM Them there titties would go well with me scones. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:24 AM Tits! They leave me in bits. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:26 AM Watch out!! Jo Brand's about. http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194417-1/Creepy-little-mermaid-ursula.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 10:28 AM Tits! They give me real fits! Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:32 AM It's rare you see posting of this quality, isn't it? Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 10:39 AM It's not the posts. It's the feeling behind the posts. I'm doing a lot of feeling as I type this. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 10:51 AM Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces > Tom Hankies in anything. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 10:59 AM Do you think our Jack has any decent flicks in his future? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 11:04 AM Nah, methinks he'll devote the remainder of his life to banging broads, smoking cigars, and watching The Lakers. Movies, he'll have realised by now are for the Generation Gay Mob. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 11:05 AM Damn nation. :nonono: MrTambourineMan 11-19-2011, 11:46 AM Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of us all? Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 12:48 PM Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of us all? Tough call. We're all reet benders. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 01:32 PM Cooooo-eeeeee! Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 03:42 PM Sizzle my sausage! - v e t - 11-19-2011, 03:42 PM giz in my pants! Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 03:49 PM Blue Steel. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_70jvIKBl0go/SDgQ2fahZHI/AAAAAAAABR0/U6NhxEYIkZk/s400/zoolander.gif Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 03:51 PM Magnum http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ph0nkdaX1qbo82ho1_500.png Left Hook Tua 11-19-2011, 03:53 PM a bunch of poofs in this thread. squirrel munching tosspots. :nonono: Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 03:58 PM ^^^^^^^ Oooo! What's her problem? Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 04:23 PM Welcome to the Coalition, JC. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 04:40 PM http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9q1j7Rp51qcx61o.jpg Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 06:10 PM Hey Dude, don't make it bad, Plow my ass like mad and make it better, Remember, to cum all over my skin, Then you'll begin, to be like Derek Jeter. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 06:18 PM Na na na na na na, na na na Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 06:21 PM Hey Dude........ Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 06:28 PM New Lang anthem. Cokezaghe_Loc 11-19-2011, 06:56 PM Aye, sing it loud and sing it proud. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 07:24 PM Any word on the return of the Laddie master account? One wishes to feel its warmth. Oasis_Lad 11-19-2011, 08:53 PM You called? Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 08:57 PM Can it be true? Oasis_Lad 11-19-2011, 08:59 PM Your eyes don't deceive you, babes. I'm back! Sick/ 11-19-2011, 09:01 PM green my ass plz Oasis_Lad 11-19-2011, 09:02 PM green my ass plz It'll have to be in 24 hours I'm afraid. I'm all out. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 09:02 PM http://community.secondlife.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/29599iA8CF5E91717F65AC/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1 Oasis_Lad 11-19-2011, 09:03 PM I'd say without a doubt, that me and Southpaw have the sexiest Avatars. Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 09:06 PM http://oracleandtarotgoddess.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jumping-joy.jpg Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 09:09 PM I'd say without a doubt, that me and Southpaw have the sexiest Avatars. Jack has just caught the eye of Mr. Froch. He beckons him to join him beneath the sheets. Sick/ 11-19-2011, 09:09 PM It'll have to be in 24 hours I'm afraid. I'm all out. I can't wait :love: BOLLOCKS 11-19-2011, 09:11 PM <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3GwjfUFyY6M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Southpaw Stinger 11-19-2011, 09:14 PM You've out gayed us, Loccy! BOLLOCKS 11-19-2011, 09:35 PM <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hSTivVclQQ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 03:08 AM chavez jr. would feck up sergio martinez. real talk. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 09:30 AM I never thought anyone would beat more bums in their career than Chavez Sr, but Jr is well on his way. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 09:31 AM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com) Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 09:33 AM http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/221089-1/Prettycamgirl.jpg? (http://4gifs.org) - v e t - 11-20-2011, 09:58 AM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com) more more more Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 10:09 AM http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com) is that meadow soprano on the right? should have asked her if her dad got killed in the last episode. sopranos was a great show. not overrated **** like the wire. Dem Eyes 11-20-2011, 10:10 AM There is no better pudding than a Yorkshire one. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 10:11 AM more more more Aye, the Down-Syndrome Clark Kent at the bottom is Hawt! :hitit: Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 10:16 AM Coco the Clown seems to have applied her make-up. http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/M/GvgM/87805_HF5_122_345lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129980-original.html) http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/v/Gvgv/87801_HF3_122_500lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129963-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/h/Gvgh/87797_HF_122_488lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129949-original.html) Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:22 AM The feck? Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:23 AM There is no better pudding than a Yorkshire one. Dang righty. It's Sunday today, which leaves no doubt that a couple of Yorkshire's will be making there way down to me gut. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 10:24 AM She's even giving Sonny Corleone a run for his money. Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 10:26 AM Dang righty. It's Sunday today, which leaves no doubt that a couple of Yorkshire's will be making there way down to me gut. yorkshires eh? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Little_tootie.JPG/800px-Little_tootie.JPG Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 10:26 AM The feck? Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon. who that tart be? Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:31 AM yorkshires eh? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Little_tootie.JPG/800px-Little_tootie.JPG Place gonna be flooded with Pinoys. :nonono: Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 10:33 AM Place gonna be flooded with Pinoys. :nonono: that's racist! Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:45 AM http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k173/kittyroses/BasilFawlty.jpg Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 10:49 AM She used to be the saucy Lolita of the street, and was twice kidnapped by John Smeat, But now she's shot, and therefore no longer hot, Even though she's got big teetz. - William Wordsworth. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:52 AM If I saw her around now, I'd just ask for her fictional sister's girlfriend's number. Although I'd try to word it a little better than that. Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 10:54 AM She used to be the saucy Lolita of the street, and was twice kidnapped by John Smeat, But now she's shot, and therefore no longer hot, Even though she's got big teetz. - William Wordsworth. thanks that helps a lot. - v e t - 11-20-2011, 10:56 AM is that meadow soprano on the right? should have asked her if her dad got killed in the last episode. sopranos was a great show. not overrated **** like the wire. sopranos was good... wire was great The feck? Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon. who is it? and what ever happened to the Pinder slag? - v e t - 11-20-2011, 10:57 AM Aye, the Down-Syndrome Clark Kent at the bottom is Hawt! :hitit: thats just his vinegar strokes Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 10:58 AM who is it? and what ever happened to the Pinder slag? She's just a girl who cain't say no, She's in a terrible fix She always say "come on, let's go!" Jist when she orta say nix... - v e t - 11-20-2011, 11:00 AM aye <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/xY3gZMQpFOs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:04 AM Pinder..... Pinder... Oh, I remember her. Haven't seen her in a wee while. She also must be completely shot. Dem Eyes 11-20-2011, 11:08 AM Boss Laddie is the resident expert on all things 36D+ Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:13 AM She's just a girl who cain't say no, She's in a terrible fix She always say "come on, let's go!" Jist when she orta say nix... Oi Lear, what have you done with Southpaw? Dem Eyes 11-20-2011, 11:13 AM http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15810970 Boo! :burnup: Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 11:16 AM sopranos was good... wire was great crazy talk Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:19 AM http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15810970 Boo! :burnup: The euro will be dead in a few months. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:25 AM <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ULns-cSUeVs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:25 AM Nothing better than the trusty one pound Coin for chucking at Football Referees. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:30 AM Boss Laddie is the resident expert on all things 36D+ You called? http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/l/GvDl/9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131379-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/J/GvDJ/11.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131403-original.html) Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 11:30 AM england has been dominated by germans since 1901. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:31 AM Nothing better than the trusty one pound Coin for chucking at Football Referees. I think it was fifty pence piece that ko'd Khan that time. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:31 AM For Vet: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/C/2/GvC2/2.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131298-original.html) Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:33 AM For Rich Loc and Team Peado Pride: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/V/GvDV/15.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131415-original.html) http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/v/GvDv/9pp.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131389-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/b/GvDb/6.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131369-original.html) http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/C/G/GvCG/5.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131338-original.html) Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:33 AM Cameron is the new Chamberlain. - v e t - 11-20-2011, 11:34 AM For Vet: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/C/2/GvC2/2.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131298-original.html) blocked dammit :grr: Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:34 AM For Tuggers: http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/H/3/GvH3/482684.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131609-original.html) - v e t - 11-20-2011, 11:35 AM For Rich Loc and Team Peado Pride: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/V/GvDV/15.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131415-original.html) http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/v/GvDv/9pp.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131389-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/D/b/GvDb/6.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131369-original.html) http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/C/G/GvCG/5.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10131338-original.html) not sure why since they're all PnH but i can see the one pic of the chic in the flannel... not the rest she'd get it though Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:41 AM “People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”.” What do you reckon we've quoted more, Southpaw, The Office or The Simpsons? Dem Eyes 11-20-2011, 11:43 AM I'm pretty sure you guys put me onto this; <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zwvrLyB0Q20" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :fing02: Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 11:44 AM thanksgiving is coming up. is it weird that i like instant mashed potatoes better than real mashed potatoes? i like the gravy mixes better than real , homemade gravy as well. oh and i prefer stove top stuffing over all the other fancy shmancy homemade stuffings. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:45 AM “People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”.” What do you reckon we've quoted more, Southpaw, The Office or The Simpsons? The Simpsons, babes. Of course there's more to choose from, so on an episode basis, The Office may take it post4post. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 11:51 AM http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7RltmTdk-g/TCvCax_TunI/AAAAAAAAT8U/biJqoF43qpo/s1600/EU+new+logo.gif Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 11:54 AM http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7RltmTdk-g/TCvCax_TunI/AAAAAAAAT8U/biJqoF43qpo/s1600/EU+new+logo.gif Damn Nazos! Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 11:59 AM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/177b0b42c2ddc9ea9ea0207b3840161a.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/vanessa-marcil-and-nikki-cox-las-vegas-season-one0003,177b0b42c2ddc9ea9ea0207b3840161a.gif.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 11:59 AM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/9979695aba180fd397d288842bd298aa.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/nikki-cox-las-vegas-season-one0007,9979695aba180fd397d288842bd298aa.gif.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 12:00 PM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/37f56bbdfea5807c97128ec855c710fe.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/christina-hendricks-i-dont-know-how-she-does-it-premiere2-small,37f56bbdfea5807c97128ec855c710fe.gif.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 12:02 PM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/773400982f43eda4559a750cbf41f8be.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/nikki-cox-las-vegas-season-one0005,773400982f43eda4559a750cbf41f8be.gif.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 12:03 PM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/74497e0ecc3f4cb7a1004828fa6e00b7.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/danni-dream-of-danni4,74497e0ecc3f4cb7a1004828fa6e00b7.gif.html) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 12:03 PM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/8255145a437bea8d80010f133ac7ef7a.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/casey-durkin-freerunner,8255145a437bea8d80010f133ac7ef7a.gif.ht ml) Cokezaghe_Loc 11-20-2011, 12:04 PM http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4611/a46c9d6ff6547689ea8157ef252eb54f.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/adult/dannidoessydney-1,a46c9d6ff6547689ea8157ef252eb54f.gif.html) Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 12:06 PM It's gone gif crazy up in here. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 12:10 PM Yanks at it again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620 peyk-peyk 11-20-2011, 12:36 PM Yanks at it again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620 Welcome back Oasis_Lad. :luvbed: Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 12:42 PM Cheers. ................. Left Hook Tua 11-20-2011, 12:45 PM Yanks at it again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620 god bless america. :usa: - v e t - 11-20-2011, 01:34 PM duuummmmmmmmmmmb TRAV1$ 11-20-2011, 01:38 PM Yanks at it again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620 http://www.cultureblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/iron-man.jpg TRAV1$ 11-20-2011, 01:41 PM Somebody should really put an end to Gwyneth Paltrow. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:23 PM <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HCKT6ukArhw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:25 PM DJ emz: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/79QDhBtmDdk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> And about half a dozen others that frequent the Football Thread in the Lounge. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 02:26 PM Lez be friends! http://www.divamag.co.uk/media/21057/brooke-sacha-corrie-bath_StoryImage.jpg Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:43 PM So the Brunette wears the trousers in the relationship? Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:44 PM Hide the brunette's face with your thumb and look at her arm. Rather mannish. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 02:44 PM I think that was obvious from the start, Laddie. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:45 PM I think that was obvious from the start, Laddie. So she's the Special Brew drinker of the two then. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 02:46 PM Think she's got a tattoo above her minge saying, 'All cops are slags' Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 02:49 PM She's not got a minge, she's got a swirling vortex of Special Brew, Stone wash Jeans, and bad Tattoos. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 02:54 PM It's a mangina. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 02:54 PM We've all got 'em, babes. Jeff Da Maori 11-20-2011, 03:04 PM <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTtY4jCDOYE?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTtY4jCDOYE?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> TRAV1$ 11-20-2011, 03:05 PM Lez be friends! http://www.divamag.co.uk/media/21057/brooke-sacha-corrie-bath_StoryImage.jpg I bet that duck's seen a thing or two. TRAV1$ 11-20-2011, 03:07 PM <iframe width="320" height="215" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_yHrEykOGpo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> BOLLOCKS 11-20-2011, 03:19 PM Coco the Clown seems to have applied her make-up. http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/M/GvgM/87805_HF5_122_345lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129980-original.html) http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/v/Gvgv/87801_HF3_122_500lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129963-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/v/g/h/Gvgh/87797_HF_122_488lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10129949-original.html) Who be that beezy again? :thinking: Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 03:22 PM Helen Flanagan. And by Jove! Richard Dawkins be a young un in yer avy. - v e t - 11-20-2011, 04:04 PM Helen Joyce Flanagan (born 7 August 1990[1]) is a British actress best known for her big breasts and by playing Rosie Webster in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street. :lol1::lol1: Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 04:50 PM Somehow you got a hold of her autobiography there, vet. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 05:11 PM Aw, it's nice to be known for something, innit. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 05:13 PM Actually, let's just pass the time with some bum boy fun. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 05:18 PM Here's hoping my return also signals the imminent second-coming of The Lord Hoffee - Christ! You've got a big nob there, ya sexy bar steward. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 05:19 PM Aye. The Three ****ateers. The reunited trio. Bum boy ahoy! Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 05:21 PM Don't mind if I do.... http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4334560562_437785d1e1.jpg Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 05:25 PM Woman Goes into a sex shop and asks for a Peter North dildo, The shop owner directs her to The 3 ****ateers Section and says, "These go to 11." Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 05:45 PM http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1963-8034.gif Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 05:52 PM It's been a Hard Day's Fight, And my name is Nigel Benn, I'll spark out your lights, Leave you counted out for ten. So why on earth should I moan? Cause when I get you alone I'll plant one on your dome. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 06:26 PM Nigel only sings Cliff Richard stuff, these days. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 06:39 PM We're lucky he isn't still fighting or he'd be entering the ring every damn time to some Cliff. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 06:40 PM http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1963-8034.gif 'Arold! You dirty old Maaannnn.... Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 06:48 PM He's very clean. Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 08:02 PM All 226 Beatles songs rolled into 1: http://soundcloud.com/ramjac/beatlescompletebkwds Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 08:03 PM The $88 Million Apartment: http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-88-million-apartment Looks like something a Yuppie Rich Loc would murder Prostitutes in. Flabulous 11-20-2011, 08:04 PM Killing dragons. k thanks, bye!!! Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 08:13 PM Killing dragons. k thanks, bye!!! Did they all say, "I'm out."? Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 08:18 PM I'm in poor health, babes. Need nursing.... help me. Southpaw Stinger 11-20-2011, 08:20 PM http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jim-carrey-breastfeeding.png Oasis_Lad 11-20-2011, 09:09 PM http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/x/q/E/GxqE/tsott_141111_2.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10138280-original.html) BOLLOCKS 11-20-2011, 09:24 PM :lol1: :lol1: Toney Loc 11-20-2011, 11:08 PM How you lads doing? :grill: Oasis_Lad 11-21-2011, 08:37 AM How you lads doing? :grill: Erect and ready for the beating Margarito is going to put on Cotto. Oasis_Lad 11-21-2011, 09:10 AM My first movie script: ACT 1 The scene is pitch black. Slowly as the audiences eyes adjust, little flickers of light creep out showing the outline of a person; Slowly, the figure begins to walk, the floorboards creaking with every step. We the hear the stop-start motion of what is obviously a tape recorder........ It's track 12 from the Motion Picture Soundtrack, Pulp Fiction: "Bring out the Gimp." "The Gimp's sleeping." "Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up now, won't you?" *Music kicks in* Suddenly a light, hanging low from the ceiling is switched on, and the shadowy figure is revealed to the audience - Completely encased in leather, looking like a cross between a biker Jacques Cousteau and a gay Cenobite from the movie, Hellraiser - the figure squeals delightfully. We hear a muffled whimper, the camera pans round to reveal bound boxer Danny Williams, tied to a chair, bloodied but not mentally beaten - yet. "Humdilla!" shouts the defiant Brixton Bomber. Another ominous cackle fills the air. Suddenly a voice, much posher sounding than expected begins to speak, "My poor Danny" the figure says as a long leather fingers plays with Danny's big soft lower lip, "Mmmm..... so moist. I do love you, Danny". "Get orf, ya crazy fruit!" says Danny. The figure replies, "Oh I'll be getting off, don't you worry." Suddenly, Danny's big black scrotum is fondled mercilessly by the leathery fiend. "Ow, me knackers! I'll bleedin' 'ave yer." "No, I'll be having you, Danny. And I'd stop pretending if I were you - there really is no point. You may have overcome Marl Potter with just one arm, but as you can see, you're all tied up without the use of either arm....... I'm afraid for you, the only 'overcoming' will be me coming all over your big Brixton arse after I give you a solid butt-****ing." Methinks I'll finish the rest later. Southpaw Stinger 11-21-2011, 10:42 AM The greatest fighter, the greatest actor, and the greatest man to ever walk the earth. http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/mar2007/7/8/16BE899A-A2D7-B41E-B409004149A59C83.jpg Oasis_Lad 11-21-2011, 10:55 AM Danny, Bumaye! Dannny, Bumaye! Southpaw Stinger 11-21-2011, 11:03 AM I was screaming that at the top of me lungs when he ko'd a prime Tyson. Dem Eyes 11-21-2011, 11:04 AM Kill 'em all! Southpaw Stinger 11-21-2011, 11:08 AM "No more, boss. No more!" http://stallonezone.com/z073104tyson.jpg |