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TRAV1$
11-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Oh lawdy...

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 06:23 PM
Oi, you cunts behaving yerselves?

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/sting9021.jpg

Dem Eyes
11-17-2011, 06:26 PM
There is no place like home...

Left Hook Tua
11-17-2011, 06:31 PM
Oi, you cunts behaving yerselves?

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/sting9021.jpg

i know that guy.

i saw him in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 06:36 PM
i know that guy.

i saw him in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.

They all look alike, don't they?




Cunts I mean.

Left Hook Tua
11-17-2011, 06:41 PM
They all look alike, don't they?




Cunts I mean.

everyone thinks that's me in my avatar.

:nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 06:42 PM
everyone thinks that's me in my avatar.

:nonono:

You'd be camouflaged against that wall.

Left Hook Tua
11-17-2011, 06:46 PM
You'd be camouflaged against that wall.

you can park a double decker right behind him and you'd be hardpressed to see it.

Dem Eyes
11-17-2011, 06:47 PM
Who even took that photo?

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 06:49 PM
you can park a double decker right behind him and you'd be hardpressed to see it.

That's what Jesus would have looked like if he said,
'**** da five thousand. I'm having all this for meself.'

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 07:12 PM
Christmas is coming!

http://www.topnews.in/files/Gary-Glitter_0.jpg

SirTomJones
11-17-2011, 09:42 PM
Who even took that photo?

his mother probably. that or his cat.

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 09:55 PM
Could be done with a timer.

A quick set up, then you got five seconds to get into position and pose.

SirTomJones
11-17-2011, 10:07 PM
Could be done with a timer.

A quick set up, then you got five seconds to get into position and pose.

no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds.

Southpaw Stinger
11-17-2011, 10:20 PM
no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds.

I'm gonna test this **** out.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:27 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194283-1/Hobo-streetfighters.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:29 AM
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220925-1/Canuhearmenow.jpg? (http://4gifs.org)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:30 AM
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220935-1/ThxSteveRIP.jpg? (http://4gifs.org)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:32 AM
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/220003-1/Lowlight.jpg? (http://4gifs.org)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:33 AM
Like I always say, start the day, with some tittays.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 06:57 AM
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/m/U/U/GmUU/1320611030326.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10097872-original.html)

Clegg
11-18-2011, 08:25 AM
no way is he setting up the camera, running that distance and striking that pose in 5 seconds.

Yeah, the fact that Rizoom had the energy to stand up is surprising enough, any of that other stuff just sounds beyond him.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 10:09 AM
Shaun has the feet to be fleet footed.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:21 AM
Maybe it's the lager talking, Southpaw, but you've got a butt that won't quit.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:22 AM
I plan to overtake Laddie's 45K Post count by Midnight tonight.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:24 AM
Okay, here's the 411 folks: Say some "Gangsta" is dissin' your Fly Girl, you just give 'im one of these:

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:25 AM
Moe Syzlak - The Teddy Atlas of Springfield?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:27 AM
Kid Gorgeous > Pretty Boy Floyd.

Dem Eyes
11-18-2011, 10:37 AM
Kid Galahad > Kid Chocolate

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 10:41 AM
Maybe it's the lager talking, Southpaw, but you've got a butt that won't quit.

Embrace me, babes.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 10:42 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e7q29EZ_2hc/TMgWq8b1aEI/AAAAAAAAC2I/eYNWRi2748M/s1600/HoweSimpsons.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:53 AM
Gordie Howe!

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 10:54 AM
We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 10:57 AM
Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 11:06 AM
God bless Phil Hartman.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 11:09 AM
Is it merely coincidence that the show went down hill after his untimely demise? I think not.

BOLLOCKS
11-18-2011, 11:20 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194283-1/Hobo-streetfighters.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Lulz, KO'ed by a Jab.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 11:40 AM
The ol' One-Two.

BOLLOCKS
11-18-2011, 11:44 AM
Me parents got a puppy rottweiler.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 11:47 AM
Future guard dog?

Clegg
11-18-2011, 11:50 AM
Is it merely coincidence that the show went down hill after his untimely demise? I think not.

It sucks that he died, but there is only one Demise that I would consider untimely/a cunt.

BOLLOCKS
11-18-2011, 11:53 AM
Future guard dog?

Aye, our old black chow chow dog died a while back, he was a good dog, he barked at everybody he didn't know that was just passing by, and even had a pittbull coward away after a face off once, during his prime. He bit some girl once, and she had to go get checked for rabies lulz, good times in teh hood. His name was Tyson.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 11:54 AM
It sucks that he died, but there is only one Demise that I would consider untimely/a cunt.

Whereas the 'Clegg' name remains untarnished.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:05 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/184399-3/Road-sign-punch-fail-troll-face.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

It terrifies me just how many dumb dumbs there are in the world.

Dem Eyes
11-18-2011, 12:06 PM
Whereas the 'Clegg' name remains untarnished.

:lol1: :lol1:

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:07 PM
When the Dosia enters a room, all the Mamas come a-running.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194244-1/Curvy-latina-bouncing.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:08 PM
For Loc - the ass man:

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188155-2/Whooty_dress.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

BOLLOCKS
11-18-2011, 12:10 PM
For Loc - the ass man:

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188155-2/Whooty_dress.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Who is that beezy? And what's teh pope doing there?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:17 PM
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/202527-2/Stripper_****slap.gif? (http://4gifs.org)

Ungrateful cunt.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:40 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8X_2oYNYz0A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 12:56 PM
'Ey, Piece of piss this. Snowball, Raymondo?

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 02:23 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/184399-3/Road-sign-punch-fail-troll-face.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

It terrifies me just how many dumb dumbs there are in the world.

Manny's next opponent.


(the sign)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 02:36 PM
Anybody fancy a cam jerk?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 02:37 PM
I'm a-coming, Laddie!

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 02:41 PM
The way it countered that cunt. Inspiring.


..... did someone mention a cam jerk?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 02:41 PM
Gay Boy Post of the Year?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11435003&postcount=44

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 02:52 PM
Gay Boy Post of the Year?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11435003&postcount=44

Most underappreciated post.

Bunch of repressed cunts.

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 03:04 PM
Manny's next opponent.


(the sign)

genius roach will have pac counter and let the sign lead.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 03:11 PM
What gun does Churchy have in me av, Tua?

Is it a Tommy or a semi Freddy?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 03:12 PM
The Alpha-Male's in Town, Kids.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/R/GoCR/600full-jack-nicholsonj.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104441-original.html)

Better straighten those ties, and buckle those belts.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 03:13 PM
Sexy Boi!

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/O/GoCO/600full-jack-nicholsong.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104438-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 03:14 PM
Oi, Jack, what do you make of ****** actors like Robert Pattison?


http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/o/C/K/GoCK/600full-jack-nicholson.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10104434-original.html)

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 03:17 PM
What gun does Churchy have in me av, Tua?

Is it a Tommy or a semi Freddy?

that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip.

though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 03:18 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/26/article-1350653-0CBE9C2E000005DC-322_306x350.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 03:19 PM
that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip.

though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip.

Your gun knowledge both impresses me and makes it impossible to accept you as a partner for any future Children I may have.

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 03:25 PM
Your gun knowledge both impresses me and makes it impossible to accept you as a partner for any future Children I may have.

might as well.

i don't think i can have kids.

have been trying to get pregnant but with no such luck.


last year i thought i was pregnant.

started throwing up and belly was growing.

doctor said i was just eating too much chili dogs though.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 03:28 PM
might as well.

i don't think i can have kids.

have been trying to get pregnant but with no such luck.


last year i thought i was pregnant.

started throwing up and belly was growing.

doctor said i was just eating too much chili dogs though.

The Ol' Malvada excuse, eh?

Husband: "Are you pregnant again, Mama?'

Malvada: "Hell no, Puto! Too many Chili Dogs."

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 03:31 PM
remember when pacquiao was good?


shame he sucks now.


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJistzgrT5g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 03:36 PM
that is a 1921 thompson i believe. because of the vertical front grip.

though it also could be a 1928. some had vertical front grips as well but most were the 1928A1 model which had a simpler horizontal front grip.

Word is he used to take one to his cabinet meetings.

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 03:42 PM
Word is he used to take one to his cabinet meetings.

somebody had to set them pansy labour wankers straight.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 03:57 PM
remember when pacquiao was good?


shame he sucks now.


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJistzgrT5g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Think Pac needs to sing, 'Ya'll Must've Forgot' at his next concert.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 04:02 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/jackDM_468x398.jpg

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 04:12 PM
Think Pac needs to sing, 'Ya'll Must've Forgot' at his next concert.

maybe.

but only right before the fight when he plans to get ktfo.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 04:13 PM
maybe.

but only right before the fight when he plans to get ktfo.

You think he's a disgrace to his race?

Flabulous
11-18-2011, 04:14 PM
Laddie, I was told a couple of days. Any development your end?

Le4-
11-18-2011, 04:15 PM
http://www.blowjobvalley.com/young-sucking/young-women-sucking-dick/young-women-sucking-dick-4.jpg

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 04:17 PM
You think he's a disgrace to his race?

disgrace to music maybe.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-18-2011, 04:24 PM
Laddie, I was told a couple of days. Any development your end?

All I've gotten is a picture of some testicles and a message saying, "Suck these!"

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 04:28 PM
All I've gotten is a picture of some testicles and a message saying, "Suck these!"

Lucky bugger!

Left Hook Tua
11-18-2011, 04:31 PM
when i hit 80k posts , i'm giving my account to rizoom.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 04:38 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Flabulous
11-18-2011, 04:42 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Karl is right. Ricky and that unknown guy are wrong.

Flabulous
11-18-2011, 04:42 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9CqbO_5FKRc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Karl is right. Ricky and that unknown guy are wrong.

Southpaw Stinger
11-18-2011, 04:46 PM
They may mock, but Ricky and the other one have been riding Karl's coattails for near 10 years.

TRAV1$
11-18-2011, 06:46 PM
<iframe width="320" height="215" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sv5iEK-IEzw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Flabulous
11-18-2011, 07:02 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HqvZ7lS96-w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BOLLOCKS
11-19-2011, 01:13 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O-253uBJap8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:12 AM
Well, I spent the last of my money getting pissed last night, and so shall be sober for the next few days.

*Begins sobbing uncontrollably*

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:22 AM
http://thumbnails21.imagebam.com/16014/7b02a1160133672.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7b02a1160133672)

Krusty the Clown's sex-change Operation was a success.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:23 AM
http://thumbnails30.imagebam.com/16014/084b2e160134153.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/084b2e160134153)

What are the England back four doing at a Katy Perry gig?

Clegg
11-19-2011, 08:28 AM
Motorboating her, if they're lucky.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:51 AM
The Raincoat - clothes don't get any sexier.

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/5/Grh5/637773379_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_61_1 23_506lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114623-original.html)

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Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:51 AM
The Raincoat - clothes don't get any sexier.

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/h/5/Grh5/637773379_4111britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_61_1 23_506lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114623-original.html)

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Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 08:52 AM
Chas and Dave's Daughter, sadly, only inherited one of their shirts and not their stunning good looks.

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/r/g/V/GrgV/636642603_4111_britains_best_boobs_nuts.co_.uk_30_ 123_16lo.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10114613-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 09:03 AM
Grinding on Travis, Cousin.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 09:44 AM
IGN'S top 10 Choices for the role of Doctor Who:

http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/121/1212504p1.html

Clegg
11-19-2011, 09:54 AM
Of those I'd give it to James McAvoy. Quite a few on that list are a bit too old.

You ever see that 90s made-for-BBC-TV movie they did? I quite liked that. I'm not too keen on the current show other than when the sexy redhead is on screen.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:03 AM
Paul McGann played The Doctor, didn't he? I've never seen it.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:09 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:11 AM
http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/4511/0ff94d3a44bdbe10077e481314ea86f3.gif (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/miscellaneous/natasha-alam-true-blood-s03e01-3,0ff94d3a44bdbe10077e481314ea86f3.gif.html)

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 10:12 AM
All the Doctors used to be old. Film and tv.

It's only Generation Gay that's obsessed with all things that were recently shat out of the womb.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:16 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 10:22 AM
Them there titties would go well with me scones.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:24 AM
Tits! They leave me in bits.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:26 AM
Watch out!! Jo Brand's about.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194417-1/Creepy-little-mermaid-ursula.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 10:28 AM
Tits! They give me real fits!

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:32 AM
It's rare you see posting of this quality, isn't it?

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 10:39 AM
It's not the posts. It's the feeling behind the posts.

I'm doing a lot of feeling as I type this.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 10:51 AM
Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces > Tom Hankies in anything.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 10:59 AM
Do you think our Jack has any decent flicks in his future?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 11:04 AM
Nah, methinks he'll devote the remainder of his life to banging broads, smoking cigars, and watching The Lakers.

Movies, he'll have realised by now are for the Generation Gay Mob.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 11:05 AM
Damn nation. :nonono:

MrTambourineMan
11-19-2011, 11:46 AM
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of us all?

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 12:48 PM
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of us all?

Tough call. We're all reet benders.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 01:32 PM
Cooooo-eeeeee!

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 03:42 PM
Sizzle my sausage!

- v e t -
11-19-2011, 03:42 PM
giz in my pants!

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 03:49 PM
Blue Steel.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_70jvIKBl0go/SDgQ2fahZHI/AAAAAAAABR0/U6NhxEYIkZk/s400/zoolander.gif

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 03:51 PM
Magnum

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ph0nkdaX1qbo82ho1_500.png

Left Hook Tua
11-19-2011, 03:53 PM
a bunch of poofs in this thread.


squirrel munching tosspots. :nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 03:58 PM
^^^^^^^

Oooo! What's her problem?

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 04:23 PM
Welcome to the Coalition, JC.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 04:40 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9q1j7Rp51qcx61o.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 06:10 PM
Hey Dude, don't make it bad,
Plow my ass like mad and make it better,
Remember, to cum all over my skin,
Then you'll begin, to be like Derek Jeter.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 06:18 PM
Na na na na na na, na na na

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 06:21 PM
Hey Dude........

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 06:28 PM
New Lang anthem.

Cokezaghe_Loc
11-19-2011, 06:56 PM
Aye, sing it loud and sing it proud.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 07:24 PM
Any word on the return of the Laddie master account?

One wishes to feel its warmth.

Oasis_Lad
11-19-2011, 08:53 PM
You called?

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 08:57 PM
Can it be true?

Oasis_Lad
11-19-2011, 08:59 PM
Your eyes don't deceive you, babes. I'm back!

Sick/
11-19-2011, 09:01 PM
green my ass plz

Oasis_Lad
11-19-2011, 09:02 PM
green my ass plz

It'll have to be in 24 hours I'm afraid. I'm all out.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 09:02 PM
http://community.secondlife.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/29599iA8CF5E91717F65AC/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

Oasis_Lad
11-19-2011, 09:03 PM
I'd say without a doubt, that me and Southpaw have the sexiest Avatars.

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 09:06 PM
http://oracleandtarotgoddess.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jumping-joy.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 09:09 PM
I'd say without a doubt, that me and Southpaw have the sexiest Avatars.

Jack has just caught the eye of Mr. Froch. He beckons him to join him beneath the sheets.

Sick/
11-19-2011, 09:09 PM
It'll have to be in 24 hours I'm afraid. I'm all out.

I can't wait :love:

BOLLOCKS
11-19-2011, 09:11 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
11-19-2011, 09:14 PM
You've out gayed us, Loccy!

BOLLOCKS
11-19-2011, 09:35 PM
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Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 03:08 AM
chavez jr. would feck up sergio martinez.

real talk.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 09:30 AM
I never thought anyone would beat more bums in their career than Chavez Sr, but Jr is well on his way.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 09:31 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 09:33 AM
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/221089-1/Prettycamgirl.jpg? (http://4gifs.org)

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 09:58 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

more more more

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 10:09 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183097-3/Kiss_cam_tonsil_hockey.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

is that meadow soprano on the right?


should have asked her if her dad got killed in the last episode.




sopranos was a great show.

not overrated **** like the wire.

Dem Eyes
11-20-2011, 10:10 AM
There is no better pudding than a Yorkshire one.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 10:11 AM
more more more

Aye, the Down-Syndrome Clark Kent at the bottom is Hawt! :hitit:

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 10:16 AM
Coco the Clown seems to have applied her make-up.

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Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:22 AM
The feck?

Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:23 AM
There is no better pudding than a Yorkshire one.

Dang righty. It's Sunday today, which leaves no doubt that a couple of Yorkshire's will be making there way down to me gut.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 10:24 AM
She's even giving Sonny Corleone a run for his money.

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 10:26 AM
Dang righty. It's Sunday today, which leaves no doubt that a couple of Yorkshire's will be making there way down to me gut.

yorkshires eh?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Little_tootie.JPG/800px-Little_tootie.JPG

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 10:26 AM
The feck?

Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon.

who that tart be?

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:31 AM
yorkshires eh?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Little_tootie.JPG/800px-Little_tootie.JPG

Place gonna be flooded with Pinoys. :nonono:

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 10:33 AM
Place gonna be flooded with Pinoys. :nonono:

that's racist!

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:45 AM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k173/kittyroses/BasilFawlty.jpg

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 10:49 AM
She used to be the saucy Lolita of the street,
and was twice kidnapped by John Smeat,
But now she's shot, and therefore no longer hot,
Even though she's got big teetz. - William Wordsworth.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:52 AM
If I saw her around now, I'd just ask for her fictional sister's girlfriend's number.

Although I'd try to word it a little better than that.

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 10:54 AM
She used to be the saucy Lolita of the street,
and was twice kidnapped by John Smeat,
But now she's shot, and therefore no longer hot,
Even though she's got big teetz. - William Wordsworth.

thanks that helps a lot.

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 10:56 AM
is that meadow soprano on the right?


should have asked her if her dad got killed in the last episode.




sopranos was a great show.

not overrated **** like the wire.

sopranos was good... wire was great

The feck?

Took me a moment to realise who that tart was. She's more shot than Lennon.

who is it? and what ever happened to the Pinder slag?

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 10:57 AM
Aye, the Down-Syndrome Clark Kent at the bottom is Hawt! :hitit:

thats just his vinegar strokes

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 10:58 AM
who is it? and what ever happened to the Pinder slag?

She's just a girl who cain't say no,
She's in a terrible fix
She always say "come on, let's go!"
Jist when she orta say nix...

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 11:00 AM
aye


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Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:04 AM
Pinder..... Pinder... Oh, I remember her.

Haven't seen her in a wee while. She also must be completely shot.

Dem Eyes
11-20-2011, 11:08 AM
Boss Laddie is the resident expert on all things 36D+

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:13 AM
She's just a girl who cain't say no,
She's in a terrible fix
She always say "come on, let's go!"
Jist when she orta say nix...

Oi Lear, what have you done with Southpaw?

Dem Eyes
11-20-2011, 11:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15810970

Boo!

:burnup:

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 11:16 AM
sopranos was good... wire was great



crazy talk

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15810970

Boo!

:burnup:

The euro will be dead in a few months.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:25 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:25 AM
Nothing better than the trusty one pound Coin for chucking at Football Referees.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:30 AM
Boss Laddie is the resident expert on all things 36D+

You called?

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Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 11:30 AM
england has been dominated by germans since 1901.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:31 AM
Nothing better than the trusty one pound Coin for chucking at Football Referees.

I think it was fifty pence piece that ko'd Khan that time.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:31 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:33 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:33 AM
Cameron is the new Chamberlain.

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 11:34 AM
For Vet:

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blocked dammit :grr:

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:34 AM
For Tuggers:

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- v e t -
11-20-2011, 11:35 AM
For Rich Loc and Team Peado Pride:

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not sure why since they're all PnH but i can see the one pic of the chic in the flannel... not the rest

she'd get it though

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 11:41 AM
“People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”.”

What do you reckon we've quoted more, Southpaw, The Office or The Simpsons?

Dem Eyes
11-20-2011, 11:43 AM
I'm pretty sure you guys put me onto this;

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:fing02:

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 11:44 AM
thanksgiving is coming up.


is it weird that i like instant mashed potatoes better than real mashed potatoes?

i like the gravy mixes better than real , homemade gravy as well.


oh and i prefer stove top stuffing over all the other fancy shmancy homemade stuffings.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:45 AM
“People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”.”

What do you reckon we've quoted more, Southpaw, The Office or The Simpsons?

The Simpsons, babes. Of course there's more to choose from, so on an episode basis, The Office may take it post4post.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 11:51 AM
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11-20-2011, 11:54 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7RltmTdk-g/TCvCax_TunI/AAAAAAAAT8U/biJqoF43qpo/s1600/EU+new+logo.gif

Damn Nazos!

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Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 12:06 PM
It's gone gif crazy up in here.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 12:10 PM
Yanks at it again:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620

peyk-peyk
11-20-2011, 12:36 PM
Yanks at it again:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620

Welcome back Oasis_Lad. :luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 12:42 PM
Cheers.

.................

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2011, 12:45 PM
Yanks at it again:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620

god bless america.

:usa:

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 01:34 PM
duuummmmmmmmmmmb

TRAV1$
11-20-2011, 01:38 PM
Yanks at it again:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15790620

http://www.cultureblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/iron-man.jpg

TRAV1$
11-20-2011, 01:41 PM
Somebody should really put an end to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:23 PM
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Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:25 PM
DJ emz:

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And about half a dozen others that frequent the Football Thread in the Lounge.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 02:26 PM
Lez be friends!

http://www.divamag.co.uk/media/21057/brooke-sacha-corrie-bath_StoryImage.jpg

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:43 PM
So the Brunette wears the trousers in the relationship?

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:44 PM
Hide the brunette's face with your thumb and look at her arm.

Rather mannish.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 02:44 PM
I think that was obvious from the start, Laddie.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:45 PM
I think that was obvious from the start, Laddie.

So she's the Special Brew drinker of the two then.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 02:46 PM
Think she's got a tattoo above her minge saying, 'All cops are slags'

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 02:49 PM
She's not got a minge, she's got a swirling vortex of Special Brew, Stone wash Jeans, and bad Tattoos.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 02:54 PM
It's a mangina.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 02:54 PM
We've all got 'em, babes.

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11-20-2011, 03:04 PM
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TRAV1$
11-20-2011, 03:05 PM
Lez be friends!

http://www.divamag.co.uk/media/21057/brooke-sacha-corrie-bath_StoryImage.jpg


I bet that duck's seen a thing or two.

TRAV1$
11-20-2011, 03:07 PM
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BOLLOCKS
11-20-2011, 03:19 PM
Coco the Clown seems to have applied her make-up.

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Who be that beezy again? :thinking:

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 03:22 PM
Helen Flanagan.

And by Jove! Richard Dawkins be a young un in yer avy.

- v e t -
11-20-2011, 04:04 PM
Helen Joyce Flanagan (born 7 August 1990[1]) is a British actress best known for her big breasts and by playing Rosie Webster in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street.

:lol1::lol1:

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 04:50 PM
Somehow you got a hold of her autobiography there, vet.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 05:11 PM
Aw, it's nice to be known for something, innit.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 05:13 PM
Actually, let's just pass the time with some bum boy fun.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 05:18 PM
Here's hoping my return also signals the imminent second-coming of The Lord Hoffee - Christ! You've got a big nob there, ya sexy bar steward.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 05:19 PM
Aye. The Three ****ateers.

The reunited trio.

Bum boy ahoy!

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 05:21 PM
Don't mind if I do....

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Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 05:25 PM
Woman Goes into a sex shop and asks for a Peter North dildo, The shop owner directs her to The 3 ****ateers Section and says, "These go to 11."

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 05:45 PM
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1963-8034.gif

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 05:52 PM
It's been a Hard Day's Fight,
And my name is Nigel Benn,
I'll spark out your lights,
Leave you counted out for ten.

So why on earth should I moan?
Cause when I get you alone
I'll plant one on your dome.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 06:26 PM
Nigel only sings Cliff Richard stuff, these days.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 06:39 PM
We're lucky he isn't still fighting or he'd be entering the ring every damn time to some Cliff.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 06:40 PM
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1963-8034.gif

'Arold!

You dirty old Maaannnn....

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 06:48 PM
He's very clean.

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 08:02 PM
All 226 Beatles songs rolled into 1:

http://soundcloud.com/ramjac/beatlescompletebkwds

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 08:03 PM
The $88 Million Apartment:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-88-million-apartment

Looks like something a Yuppie Rich Loc would murder Prostitutes in.

Flabulous
11-20-2011, 08:04 PM
Killing dragons. k thanks, bye!!!

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 08:13 PM
Killing dragons. k thanks, bye!!!

Did they all say, "I'm out."?

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 08:18 PM
I'm in poor health, babes. Need nursing.... help me.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2011, 08:20 PM
http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jim-carrey-breastfeeding.png

Oasis_Lad
11-20-2011, 09:09 PM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/G/x/q/E/GxqE/tsott_141111_2.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/10138280-original.html)

BOLLOCKS
11-20-2011, 09:24 PM
:lol1: :lol1:

Toney Loc
11-20-2011, 11:08 PM
How you lads doing? :grill:

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2011, 08:37 AM
How you lads doing? :grill:

Erect and ready for the beating Margarito is going to put on Cotto.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2011, 09:10 AM
My first movie script:

ACT 1

The scene is pitch black. Slowly as the audiences eyes adjust, little flickers of light creep out showing the outline of a person; Slowly, the figure begins to walk, the floorboards creaking with every step. We the hear the stop-start motion of what is obviously a tape recorder........

It's track 12 from the Motion Picture Soundtrack, Pulp Fiction:

"Bring out the Gimp."

"The Gimp's sleeping."

"Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up now, won't you?"

*Music kicks in*

Suddenly a light, hanging low from the ceiling is switched on, and the shadowy figure is revealed to the audience - Completely encased in leather, looking like a cross between a biker Jacques Cousteau and a gay Cenobite from the movie, Hellraiser - the figure squeals delightfully.

We hear a muffled whimper, the camera pans round to reveal bound boxer Danny Williams, tied to a chair, bloodied but not mentally beaten - yet. "Humdilla!" shouts the defiant Brixton Bomber.

Another ominous cackle fills the air.

Suddenly a voice, much posher sounding than expected begins to speak, "My poor Danny" the figure says as a long leather fingers plays with Danny's big soft lower lip, "Mmmm..... so moist. I do love you, Danny".

"Get orf, ya crazy fruit!" says Danny.

The figure replies, "Oh I'll be getting off, don't you worry." Suddenly, Danny's big black scrotum is fondled mercilessly by the leathery fiend.

"Ow, me knackers! I'll bleedin' 'ave yer."

"No, I'll be having you, Danny. And I'd stop pretending if I were you - there really is no point. You may have overcome Marl Potter with just one arm, but as you can see, you're all tied up without the use of either arm....... I'm afraid for you, the only 'overcoming' will be me coming all over your big Brixton arse after I give you a solid butt-****ing."

Methinks I'll finish the rest later.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2011, 10:42 AM
The greatest fighter, the greatest actor, and the greatest man to ever walk the earth.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/mar2007/7/8/16BE899A-A2D7-B41E-B409004149A59C83.jpg

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2011, 10:55 AM
Danny, Bumaye! Dannny, Bumaye!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2011, 11:03 AM
I was screaming that at the top of me lungs when he ko'd a prime Tyson.

Dem Eyes
11-21-2011, 11:04 AM
Kill 'em all!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2011, 11:08 AM
"No more, boss. No more!"

http://stallonezone.com/z073104tyson.jpg