are we still talking food?

yes! :D ..

yes! :D ..

i'm never sure with you.

so where's catagory 4?

so where's catagory 4?

you help me decide

here are all the suggestions

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93775&highlight=limey+lounge+awards

you help me decide

here are all the suggestions

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93775&highlight=limey+lounge+awards


outstanding contribution to the limey lounge????????

i did thank you. i hope you did.

It was ok thanks.

Awful quiet in here. I must be alone..... *masturbates"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Od3S1-vo8

wow! a big dip again

well im pissed so let the posting commence!

wow! a big dip again

well im pissed so let the posting commence!


you're back!!!! it's been an empty lounge without you man.

you're back!!!! it's been an empty lounge without you man.

i've misse ya man!

scored with any ladies while i was away or did your two midget friends hog the limelight ?

i've misse ya man!

scored with any ladies while i was away or did your two midget friends hog the limelight ?


I don't want to talk about it...

I don't want to talk about it...

fair enough!

if you need some comforting my door is always open :luvbed: ;)

..... although I found a nice little blonde that I shall be working my magic on these next few days! maybe I'll get lucky with that one.

..... although I found a nice little blonde that I shall be working my magic on these next few days! maybe I'll get lucky with that one.

best of luck, remember though that photos and most preferably video of the dirty deed will be most welcome here

best of luck, remember though that photos and most preferably video of the dirty deed will be most welcome here

I know I'm amongst perverts so I'll do what I can!

I know I'm amongst perverts so I'll do what I can!

gawd bless ya!

what do you make of gordon ramsay ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD6o1JAARSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QQ19AeYa9U

he is a rangers fan sadly but the guy cracks me up!

gawd bless ya!

what do you make of gordon ramsay ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD6o1JAARSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QQ19AeYa9U

he is a rangers fan sadly but the guy cracks me up!

"Can we have some security to get knob back to his seat!" cracks me up!

Overeacts a bit though don't he? He's only a cook, why the attitude> lol

what do you think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jmfix-st9U

"Can we have some security to get knob back to his seat!" cracks me up!

Overeacts a bit though don't he? He's only a cook, why the attitude> lol

what do you think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jmfix-st9U

there are too many emotions running through me right now to describe the feeling exactly but if i shall it shall be described as thus

" that didn't half give me the horn"

there are too many emotions running through me right now to describe the feeling exactly but if i shall it shall be described as thus

" that didn't half give me the horn"

The infamous line!

Welcome back Laddy

The infamous line!

Welcome back Laddy

thanks raging!

what have you been up to ?

thanks raging!

what have you been up to ?

The usual. School, football, boxing.

What about you?

The usual. School, football, boxing.

What about you?

nothing much!

slept with a girl of an ex friend and now i feel guilty

should i ?

nothing much!

slept with a girl of an ex friend and now i feel guilty

should i ?


nope. I've never felt guilty for any sexual act I have commited. Even when I gave this poor girl crabs I just smiled!

nothing much!

slept with a girl of an ex friend and now i feel guilty

should i ?

No. He's an ex friend anyway, so forget about it. As long as you had fun :banana:

nope. I've never felt guilty for any sexual act I have commited. Even when I gave this poor girl crabs I just smiled!

you old charmer !:banana:

slow again tonight !

slow again tonight !

I know. Boxingscene hasn't been up to it's usual high standards recently. Don't know why.

I know. Boxingscene hasn't been up to it's usual high standards recently. Don't know why.

im sitting here waitng for people to start posting and start new threads
which sadly isn't happening

untill now :luvbed:

I've got a certain blonde female dropping by within the next hour so I won't be an active poster tonight. However I will be glad to banter back and forth for the time being!

I've got a certain blonde female dropping by within the next hour so I won't be an active poster tonight. However I will be glad to banter back and forth for the time being!

lucky bastard!

what positions will you be puting the dear lady in ?

lucky bastard!

what positions will you be puting the dear lady in ?

She wants to be in the police force so I've bought an amusing set of handcuffs for us to "play" with. I'm feeling lazy though so I hope she arrests me quick and gives me a full bodily search.
I'll be under all night I hopes!

She wants to be in the police force so I've bought an amusing set of handcuffs for us to "play" with. I'm feeling lazy though so I hope she arrests me quick and gives me a full bodily search.
I'll be under all night I hopes!

her on top while you drink whisky and eat pizza :banana:

her on top while you drink whisky and eat pizza :banana:

All I need is somthing good on the tellie and I'll have a perfect night. got me a new bottle of my old fav - Jack Daniels!

All I need is somthing good on the tellie and I'll have a perfect night. got me a new bottle of my old fav - Jack Daniels!

i'll say it again



lucky bastard!

hope you have the video camera set up

i'll say it again



lucky bastard!

hope you have the video camera set up

I second that!

I second that!

with a live stream :banana:

with a live stream :banana:


now thats one thing I forgot to buy when I was at the off liscense! i got some wine for the woman though. I've also got cannibal holocaust on video to show her, always turns me on! :cop:

now thats one thing I forgot to buy when I was at the off liscense! i got some wine for the woman though. I've also got cannibal holocaust on video to show her, always turns me on! :cop:

you can't go wrong with cannibal holocaust

always gets me hard

you can't go wrong with cannibal holocaust

always gets me hard

does it give you the horn?

does it give you the horn?

why of course

viagra ? pffft! give me cannibal holocaust anyday

why of course

viagra ? pffft! give me cannibal holocaust anyday

good to hear it.

I've also added video camera to my list to santa! :kiss:

good to hear it.

I've also added video camera to my list to santa! :kiss:

good !

thy shall be in some good ****os and thee shall romp will i whack one out !

I've just seem how large the pinoy lang is. Makes ours look tiny!

Anyway I must go and prepare myself now as the moment is almost here. Peace out limeys!

I've just seem how large the pinoy lang is. Makes ours look tiny!

Anyway I must go and prepare myself now as the moment is almost here. Peace out limeys!

give her one for me

I've just seem how large the pinoy lang is. Makes ours look tiny!

Anyway I must go and prepare myself now as the moment is almost here. Peace out limeys!

Have some serious fun mate :luvbed:

dirty buggers ! :banana: :banana: :banana:

alright limeys ?

southpaw how did you get on ?

alright limeys ?

southpaw how did you get on ?

very very nice indeed! And that was just the Jack Daniels! :banana:

very very nice indeed! And that was just the Jack Daniels! :banana:

are you going to indulge in the gory details, was cannibal holocaust on repeat ?

are you going to indulge in the gory details, was cannibal holocaust on repeat ?

I'll tell that I wish I had cannibal holocaust on DVD because the tape is pretty ****ed up. So sticky it barely plays.. Another thing to add to my christmas list to Santa!

And she doesn't really want to be a policewoman after all so the handcuffs were void and I had to do more work than I was planning on.

I'll tell that I wish I had cannibal holocaust on DVD because the tape is pretty ****ed up. So sticky it barely plays.. Another thing to add to my christmas list to Santa!

And she doesn't really want to be a policewoman after all so the handcuffs were void and I had to do more work than I was planning on.

wow!

bad breaks

but you got the job done in the end right ?

wow!

bad breaks

but you got the job done in the end right ?


I always get the job done, you should know that! :biggthump

I always get the job done, you should know that! :biggthump

indeed i do :luvbed:

Ugly yanks...

I hate them.

:boxing:

Ugly yanks...

I hate them.

:boxing:

Jack, you are now my Capo

Jack, you are now my Capo

You ever been to Dulwich?

You ever been to Dulwich?

erm nope...

quiet again I see.

quiet again I see.

Daytime is always ****. People at work and at school.

Daytime is always ****. People at work and at school.

lucky I don't work til tonight then init! thought oasis lad would be here nursing his hangover though.

lucky I don't work til tonight then init! thought oasis lad would be here nursing his hangover though.

Hangover on a wednesday :nonono: That is bad lol.

Off school today 'cos I have a tight chest :banana:

Hangover on a wednesday :nonono: That is bad lol.

Off school today 'cos I have a tight chest :banana:

I see! :boxing:

I see! :boxing:

You looking forward to christmas?

You looking forward to christmas?

not really cos funds are low and santa doesn't like people who don't have much spending money! :puppy_dog

not really cos funds are low and santa doesn't like people who don't have much spending money! :puppy_dog

That's why it's great to still be a kid! I can still have a great chirstmas without my own money :banana:

That's why it's great to still be a kid! I can still have a great chirstmas without my own money :banana:


love it while you can! when I was 18 I caught my dad leaving the presents under the tree and it ruined my life to found out the truth about father christmas!

love it while you can! when I was 18 I caught my dad leaving the presents under the tree and it ruined my life to found out the truth about father christmas!

I'll love christmas forever lol. Are you being serious about finding out about Father Christmas' secret when you were 18?

I'll love christmas forever lol. Are you being serious about finding out about Father Christmas' secret when you were 18?

I am a big user of sarcasm you must understand..... I was really 17! lol

I am a big user of sarcasm you must understand..... I was really 17! lol

You waited until you were 17 to find out that Father Christmas secretly lives in the Carribean! I'm shocked!

You waited until you were 17 to find out that Father Christmas secretly lives in the Carribean! I'm shocked!


well yes. I suppose the real father christmas would be exploitin his elves once he realises that there is more money in the pimping game!

well yes. I suppose the real father christmas would be exploitin his elves once he realises that there is more money in the pimping game!

Yeh he moved over there after Dwight Yorke invited him to smoke some reefer and he loved it there. Now he pimps his elves and Mrs Christmas to pay for our presents. God bless Santa!

Yeh he moved over there after Glen Johnson invited him to smoke some reefer and he loved it there. Now he pimps his elves and Mrs Christmas to pay for our presents. God bless Santa!


he's a great guy. he didn't mind when we had the gas fire fitted at all.

he's a great guy. he didn't mind when we had the gas fire fitted at all.

Top bloke! One christmas eve, we had a real log fire burning in our fireplace and Santa was climbing down the chimney as usual. When he got to the bottom, he burnt all his arse and swore like a *****. But when he climbed out of the fireplace, he said "Merry christmas", grabbed a mince pie and was off. Amazing fella, burning all his anal hole and everything and doesn't bat an eye lid.

Come on guys, post. :puppy_dog

go limey lang :banana:

hiya fellas !

oh ah oh ah Limeys!

how ya been southpaw ?

how ya been southpaw ?

Happier than a man who's woken up next to Angelina Jolie. I'm flyin high.

How you been man? Any filthy goings on I need to know about?

Happier than a man who's woken up next to Angelina Jolie. I'm flyin high.

How you been man? Any filthy goings on I need to know about?

im afraid not

things have been rather dull in this ol' city of mine

the drink has been my only friend of late

im afraid not

things have been rather dull in this ol' city of mine

the drink has been my only friend of late

Thats to bad man. The mood has come down with the weather. Still Jack Daniels always brings a smile to my lips and a woman to my hips! :luvbed:

Thats to bad man. The mood has come down with the weather. Still Jack Daniels always brings a smile to man face and a woman to my hips! :luvbed:

really ?

lately i just finish the drink and get so lonely that i stick the bottle up my ass ........... bottom end first :luvbed:

really ?

lately i just finish the drink and get so lonely that i stick the bottle up my ass ........... bottom end first :luvbed:


you need to hit the town man!

I'll change mine. Jack Daniels brings a smile to my lips and a woman to my hips. - more poetic.

you need to hit the town man!

I'll change mine. Jack Daniels brings a smile to my lips and a woman to my hips. - more poetic.

that was lovely :luvbed:

that was lovely :luvbed:

glad you liked it! :luvbed:

I'll send you a few of my midgit friends up if you like. Go to the pubs and clubs with them and you'll pull whomever you wish.

glad you liked it! :luvbed:

I'll send you a few of my midgit friends up if you like. Go to the pubs and clubs with them and you'll pull whomever you wish.

thanks but this stud dont need no midgets to pull some lovely ladies :cool2:

thanks but this stud dont need no midgets to pull some lovely ladies :cool2:

fair enough. But the offer will always be there!

im off to the shops for beer

Blonde have good looks,
Tryna get me hooked,
Want me to marry,
Get a home,
Settle down,
Write a book!
Too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in.

Blonde have good looks,
Tryna get me hooked,
Want me to marry,
Get a home,
Settle down,
Write a book!
Too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in.

say what ?

Got some stella today. yumm!

Got some stella today. yumm!

im off to the shops for a bottle of buckfast :luvbed:

im off to the shops for a bottle of buckfast :luvbed:


go for it baby! :luvbed:

This place needs hotting up. where's boxclever when you need her?

This place needs hotting up. where's boxclever when you need her?

She only comes on sometimes. I agree that it's ****e here.

awright fellas ?

awright fellas ?

You looking forward to tonight?

You looking forward to tonight?

sure am. im a nervous wreck right now though

sure am. im a nervous wreck right now though

I get like that before big games. I had to stay off school the day before and the day of the champions league final, because I was panicking.

You going to the game?

I get like that before big games. I had to stay off school the day before and the day of the champions league final, because I was panicking.

You going to the game?

wish i was

my skybox has gone on the blink so i am going round to a mates to watch it

wish i was

my skybox has gone on the blink so i am going round to a mates to watch it

Cool. It should be a good game. Just hope Celtic win to shut the manc ****ers up!

Cool. It should be a good game. Just hope Celtic win to shut the manc ****ers up!

me too

we were unbeaten in 71 games at parkhead in all competitions at one point a few years ago so we always have a chance at home

me too

we were unbeaten in 71 games at parkhead in all competitions at one point a few years ago so we always have a chance at home

Bloody hell. And I thought Liverpool were good at home :tapedshut

Bloody hell. And I thought Liverpool were good at home :tapedshut

teams icluding juventus, liverpool,blackburn,ac milan, barcelona, porto and other top european teams

i think our best chance is to play kenny miller as a lone striker with venegoor just behind him so we have extra support in midfield to cope with man utds pace

teams icluding juventus, liverpool,blackburn,ac milan, barcelona, porto and other top european teams

i think our best chance is to play kenny miller as a lone striker with venegoor just behind him so we have extra support in midfield to cope with man utds pace

Ye most top teams are brilliant at home.

If Celtic play tough with a bustling five midfield, I feel you guys might just snatch it. Bully United out of the game, then counter attack. Bolton-like really.

Ye most top teams are brilliant at home.

If Celtic play tough with a bustling five midfield, I feel you guys might just snatch it. Bully United out of the game, then counter attack. Bolton-like really.

1-0 whoo hoo

im on cloud 9 right now. id love for us to beat copenhagen away and top the group

I've been chopping trees, I've done somthing new for this fight. I have wrestled with an Alligator, thats right, I have wrestled with an Alligator. I don tossled with a whale, I don handcuffed lightning thrown thunder in jail. Only last week I murdered a rock,injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, I'm so mean I make medicine sick!

I've been chopping trees, I've done somthing new for this fight. I have wrestled with an Alligator, thats right, I have wrestled with an Alligator. I don tossled with a whale, I don handcuffed lightning thrown thunder in jail. Only last week I murdered a rock,injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, I'm so mean I make medicine sick!

how are you muhammad ?

how are you muhammad ?


A little shakey around the edges but I'll live!

A little shakey around the edges but I'll live!

good to hear it !

good to hear it !

Always good to have a good shake now and then!

Always good to have a good shake now and then!

is that a metaphor for masturbation ?

you dirty bugger :luvbed:

is that a metaphor for masturbation ?

you dirty bugger :luvbed:


what else do you expect from me? :luvbed:

what else do you expect from me? :luvbed:

i expect nothing more than a good lay

and nothing less than say

a full 10 inches in the hay :luvbed:

i expect nothing more than a good lay

and nothing less than say

a full 10 inches in the hay :luvbed:

said with the grace of a poet! :kiss:

said with the grace of a poet! :kiss:

and a pervert !

Waddup lads!

Waddup lads!

im on cloud 9

and im sure you know why:D

im on cloud 9

and im sure you know why:D

Bet you are! All the mancs in school today were morbid as hell :banana:

Celtic played how I thought they would, defensive, tough and counter attacking.

Bet you are! All the mancs in school today were morbid as hell :banana:

Celtic played how I thought they would, defensive, tough and counter attacking.

we were complete bollocks in the first half and man utd have only themselves to blame for not taking advantage

i think the two second half substitutes and our passion won us the game in the end

have you seen the freekick yet ?

we were complete bollocks in the first half and man utd have only themselves to blame for not taking advantage

i think the two second half substitutes and our passion won us the game in the end

have you seen the freekick yet ?

Rooneys volley was ace!

Nope I ain't seen the goal yet, I listened to it at boxing.

Rooneys volley was ace!

Nope I ain't seen the goal yet, I listened to it at boxing.

it was an absolute peach from 35 yards out that flew straight into the top corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLwVZ6w5JEo

it was an absolute peach from 35 yards out that flew straight into the top corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLwVZ6w5JEo



What a goal! I didn't think Nakamura was going to make it in the scottish leaue with Celtic, but he's been really amazing for yous!

What a goal! I didn't think Nakamura was going to make it in the scottish leaue with Celtic, but he's been really amazing for yous!

yeah he was good last season but has got even better and has been not just our best player in the champions league but one of the best of the entire tournament so far

yeah he was good last season but has got even better and has been not just our best player in the champions league but one of the best of the entire tournament so far

Yep he has caught my eye everytime I have watched him play. Bargain you got there.

Yep he has caught my eye everytime I have watched him play. Bargain you got there.

you think man utd will beat benfica ?

i do and quite confortably at old trafford

you think man utd will beat benfica ?

i do and quite confortably at old trafford

I think they will but I hope they won't.

I think they will but I hope they won't.

haha

a true liverpool fan

i hope celtic beat copenhagen by a few goals just so we can finish above man utd in the table and really rub it in their noses

haha

a true liverpool fan

i hope celtic beat copenhagen by a few goals just so we can finish above man utd in the table and really rub it in their noses

I'm sorry that Ray Robinson has let you down. Thats a bit screwed up!

I'm sorry that Ray Robinson has let you down. Thats a bit screwed up!

i know !, what's with that ?

micky ward koing robinson :nonono:

thought i'd revive the flagging spirits of ol' limey lang

thought i'd revive the flagging spirits of ol' limey lang

What's happening to this place? :puppy_dog

What's happening to this place? :puppy_dog

well i haven't been drunk in a few days. that might explain it

but i will tonight :banana:

well i haven't been drunk in a few days. that might explain it

but i will tonight :banana:

lmao That is probably why. We revel in ure drunken mischief :banana:

lmao That is probably why. We revel in ure drunken mischief :banana:

here's to some drunken ramblings :beerchug: :alcoholic :friday:

here's to some drunken ramblings :beerchug: :alcoholic :friday:

Cheers :beerchug:

Cheers :beerchug:

i think i'll go for bottles of budweiser tonight

my local supermarket is doing 2 crates of 20 each, for £16

i think i'll go for bottles of budweiser tonight

my local supermarket is doing 2 crates of 20 each, for £16

That's decent. Our local Spar does 20 bottles of Carling for a tenner so I'll be getting some tomorrow.

That's decent. Our local Spar does 20 bottles of Carling for a tenner so I'll be getting some tomorrow.

is carling a favourite of people down in england ?

I seem to have picked up a bad case of crabs so I'm in constant discomfort. The Limey lang is a short relief from my itchyness.

I seem to have picked up a bad case of crabs so I'm in constant discomfort. The Limey lang is a short relief from my itchyness.

poor bastard !

maybe my drunken ramblings will also help ease the irritation

poor bastard !

maybe my drunken ramblings will also help ease the irritation

Not only will they ease, they will also pleasure! :banana:

Not only will they ease, they will also pleasure! :banana:

any idea which dirty whore gave you them yet ?

any idea which dirty whore gave you them yet ?

could be one of two, not too sure. Although there are other ways of picking them up so I'm not going to ask them if they have crabs. (It might be me who gave it to them?) :cop:
I might keep them as pets yet, I'm undecided.

could be one of two, not too sure. Although there are other ways of picking them up so I'm not going to ask them if they have crabs. (It might be me who gave it to them?) :cop:
I might keep them as pets yet, I'm undecided.

good idea

train them to perform mini circus tricks

good idea

train them to perform mini circus tricks

way ahead of you man!

way ahead of you man!

so will you be drinking tonight southpaw ?

so will you be drinking tonight southpaw ?

It's friday night, what do you think? :beerchug:

It's friday night, what do you think? :beerchug:

glad to hear it :banana:

ello

southpaw are you there ?

ello

southpaw are you there ?

of course man. did you watch the rumble in the jungle after Ali?

..and what are you drinking tonight?

ello

southpaw are you there ?

I'll just assume you've slipped into a drunken unconscious state... or slipped into someones underwear.. guess I won't find out til tomorrow! :banana:

of course man. did you watch the rumble in the jungle after Ali?

..and what are you drinking tonight?

i was mixing a bottle of white wine with martini and beer

I'll just assume you've slipped into a drunken unconscious state... or slipped into someones underwear.. guess I won't find out til tomorrow! :banana:

the latter :banana:

i was mixing a bottle of white wine with martini and beer

That is disgusting :ugh:

What did you guys do over the weekend?

That is disgusting :ugh:

What did you guys do over the weekend?

i got drunk

i got drunk

You enjoy it?

i got drunk

you were drunk and I was sober. isn't that somthing new? :banana:

You enjoy it?

indeed i did :luvbed: :kiss:

you were drunk and I was sober. isn't that somthing new? :banana:

there is a first for everything

indeed i did :luvbed: :kiss:

Always nice ta have a bit o' drink down yer neck

Always nice ta have a bit o' drink down yer neck


and a few other things! :luvbed:

and a few other things! :luvbed:

Definitely :boxing:

awright boys ?

awright boys ?


are you drinking tonight me lad? :bottle:

are you drinking tonight me lad? :bottle:

i wish

im broke :(

i wish

im broke :(

too bad man. Try fermenting you're own grapes or somthing, thats what I've been reduced too when funds are low!

too bad man. Try fermenting you're own grapes or somthing, thats what I've been reduced too when funds are low!

i suppose that's the only option left

i suppose that's the only option left

just stay clear of drinking floor polish. no matter how desperate you are the polish is not the right answer. trust me.

just stay clear of drinking floor polish. no matter how desperate you are the polish is not the right answer. trust me.

damn !

and there was me just about to pour a glass :nonono:

just stay clear of drinking floor polish. no matter how desperate you are the polish is not the right answer. trust me.

How come it's only ever us three who post here now?

How come it's only ever us three who post here now?

who knows. we're 3 big intimidating boys. everyone else is scared to post here. :boxing:

who knows. we're 3 big intimidating boys. everyone else is scared to post here. :boxing:

Sounds about right. I think we need to stop being nasty 'cos we've no friends :puppy_dog

Sounds about right. I think we need to stop being nasty 'cos we've no friends :puppy_dog

who needs friends when you've got victims?

I'd love ol' Boxclever to pop back in tho.

who needs friends when you've got victims?

I'd love ol' Boxclever to pop back in tho.

Fair enough!

Where has she been?

Fair enough!

Where has she been?

probably recovering after oasis_lad has had his wicked way with her! :luvbed:

probably recovering after oasis_lad has had his wicked way with her! :luvbed:

that's right. i am thick like can of pepsi :luvbed:

I am ****ing knackered :nonono:

all right boys? :)

all right boys? :)

good day to you fiesty

good day to you fiesty

how's it going laddie?

has your limey awards stalled? :(

all right boys? :)

What's up Fiesty? Ain't spoke in a while.

how's it going laddie?

has your limey awards stalled? :(

we need your votes on categories 4 and 5

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95996&highlight=category

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98308&highlight=category

What's up Fiesty? Ain't spoke in a while.

been busy as hell.
breast feeding is a full time job. lol! :tapedshut :D

been busy as hell.
breast feeding is a full time job. lol! :tapedshut :D

The joys of having a kid I guess.

Your child on one, your husband on the other :banana:

The joys of having a kid I guess.

Your child on one, your husband on the other :banana:

and me looking hopefull....... :puppy_dog

and me looking hopefull....... :puppy_dog

Awwww sorry Southpaw. Here have mine :kiss:

hello limeys

i have got my crate of beer in and i am ready to rock :headbang:

hello limeys

i have got my crate of beer in and i am ready to rock :headbang:

Same here mate. The new Mrs is coming over in a bit, and we're having our own little party.

Just the two of us :banana:

Same here mate. The new Mrs is coming over in a bit, and we're having our own little party.

Just the two of us :banana:

have you got the camera set up and hidden from view ?

have you got the camera set up and hidden from view ?

She's one of them that bloody loves all the cameras. Lucky bastard aint I! :banana:

She's one of them that bloody loves all the cameras. Lucky bastard aint I! :banana:

you will be once you hand the tape over to me as i will get you a good price for it :banana:

you will be the next paris hilton

you will be once you hand the tape over to me as i will get you a good price for it :banana:

you will be the next paris hilton

That's an insult. I don't look like I have had a tractor run over my face thank you very much! :ugh:

That's an insult. I don't look like I have had a tractor run over my face thank you very much! :ugh:

you have better tits though :luvbed:

you have better tits though :luvbed:

Mine are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than hers.

We might aswell just say I outclass her in every department. Even slutiness :luvbed:

Mine are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than hers.

We might aswell just say I outclass her in every department. Even slutiness :luvbed:

that you do raging, that you do !

is your **** bigger than hers though ?

that you do raging, that you do !

is your **** bigger than hers though ?

Thank you, you sexy scottish bastard!

I'll have to check on that one. She has a beasty ****!

Thank you, you sexy scottish bastard!

I'll have to check on that one. She has a beasty ****!


Hers is 8 inches erect. Measured it myself. :luvbed:

Hers is 8 inches erect. Measured it myself. :luvbed:

you also measured mine. so how does it stack up compared to hers ?

you also measured mine. so how does it stack up compared to hers ?


prepare to be disapointed man... :puppy_dog

prepare to be disapointed man... :puppy_dog

damn!. that bad ?

damn!. that bad ?

just gimme a shout next time you get the horn and I'll be over quick with me tape measure! :luvbed:

prepare to be disapointed man... :puppy_dog

My heart is broken. I was ready for Laddy to penetrate me with his 15 inch-er, but looks like I'll have to make do with his little straw :puppy_dog

My heart is broken. I was ready for Laddy to penetrate me with his 15 inch-er, but looks like I'll have to make do with his little straw :puppy_dog

it's not how big the star is, it's how bright it shines, ya dig ? :luvbed:

it's not how big the star is, it's how bright it shines, ya dig ? :luvbed:

I get you. I guess I'll still have a helluva night with you, yeh?

I get you. I guess I'll still have a helluva night with you, yeh?

i dont dissapoint baby

my tongue is a giver of pleasure :luvbed:

i dont dissapoint baby

my tongue is a giver of pleasure :luvbed:

Oh my god I'm wanking over your words of pure pleasure!

What up to all my Limey Peeps!!!!!

What up to all my Limey Peeps!!!!!

bit of a homo thing at the moment bud. come back later when they've finished! :banana:

bit of a homo thing at the moment bud. come back later when they've finished! :banana:

you know you love it.

and if you think it's david haye ( gay ) now just wait untill i finish my crate :luvbed:

you know you love it.

and if you think it's david haye ( gay ) now just wait untill i finish my crate :luvbed:

I can't bloody wait! :luvbed:

It's William back from the dead except I rap about gats and I'm black instead.

Oh yes :luvbed:

I can't bloody wait! :luvbed:

patience you must show, young jedi

patience you must show, young jedi

Ok, master :boxing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4LwbFl18A&mode=related&search=

lol love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4LwbFl18A&mode=related&search=

lol love it

****ing youtube is blocked in school :nonono:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4LwbFl18A&mode=related&search=

lol love it

Superb, the waiter guy is the best, how he has a conversation with him like that on the bed I'll never know!

Has anyone found the dancer guy, the one who shoplifts?

Superb, the waiter guy is the best, how he has a conversation with him like that on the bed I'll never know!

Has anyone found the dancer guy, the one who shoplifts?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gy58EtxAQM&mode=related&search=

that one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gy58EtxAQM&mode=related&search=

that one?

Superb, cheers buddy!

Superb, cheers buddy!

no problem! :boxing:

Anyone out on the lash tonight?

Anyone out on the lash tonight?

If all goes well....

If all goes well....

I'm attending a show tonight, two of my lads have bouts, its a tradition that we hit Matthew St afterwards with the other trainers so.....

I'm attending a show tonight, two of my lads have bouts, its a tradition that we hit Matthew St afterwards with the other trainers so.....

Lucky bastard lol. Have fun!

Whats with the new hotel star rating systems? and this star sign lark?

Whats with the new hotel star rating systems? and this star sign lark?

Dunno mate, but it's cool :banana:

Dunno mate, but it's cool :banana:

Brings a bit more personality to the boards doesn't it?

Brings a bit more personality to the boards doesn't it?

Uhuh. Rick is on a roll with all these new additions!

i gave everyone on this page a 5 star rating

maybe i'll give you all a special treat in the bedroom as well :luvbed: :kiss:

i gave everyone on this page a 5 star rating

maybe i'll give you all a special treat in the bedroom as well :luvbed: :kiss:

Please stop teasing me Laddie. You already stole my heart once.....:nonono:

Please stop teasing me Laddie. You already stole my heart once.....:nonono:

i can never be a one man ........ man.


you know this. just enjoy each day we have together.

i can never be a one man ........ man.


you know this. just enjoy each day we have together.

I try Laddie, I really try.

But I want you too much to share you :puppy_dog

ok then lets get married

i gave everyone on this page a 5 star rating

maybe i'll give you all a special treat in the bedroom as well :luvbed: :kiss:

you're definatly a 5 star shag man! :luvbed:

you're definatly a 5 star shag man! :luvbed:

thanks lover!

ok then lets get married

Only if your family pays :nonono:

Only if your family pays :nonono:

im scottish!

we don't pay for anything

im scottish!

we don't pay for anything

Well I'm Scouse, we don't either. We just rob it!

We're ****ed :puppy_dog

Well I'm Scouse, we don't either. We just rob it!

We're ****ed :puppy_dog

one of those rich pinoys could pay for it

one of those rich pinoys could pay for it

Them Pinoys would do anything for me, so that's sorted

(BTW is that an oxymoron, 'Rich Pinoy')

Them Pinoys would do anything for me, so that's sorted

(BTW is that an oxymoron, 'Rich Pinoy')

no, no it isn't :D

no, no it isn't :D

You are permanently surprising me laddy boy!

You are permanently surprising me laddy boy!

well we have to keep our relationship new and exciting

I have never posted in this thread.. I am doing so simply for posterity..

Aha

Pinoy posting here mates. I say you lads are one of the politest bunch of people outside my country and I have always enjoyed chatting with people who hail from the UK. I enjoy reading and studying anything Brit (I even love reading about Wellington and Nelson) Here's well wishes for more pages in this thread you have here. I wont feel bad if this thread made by people as nice as you folks overtook ours in the Pinoy Lounge.

Met a couple of guys from Surrey who were preparing for a tour of Corregidor Island (a WWII island fortress in Bataan--- http://www.corregidorisland.com/) the other day while I was having coffee at a Starbucks branch near the Manila yacht club. I had a blast talking to them about the Beatles, the royalty, 80s new wave groups and how us Filipinos love your accent. They love Hatton.

Let me add length to this thread here and raise a pint for you chaps. :fing02: :beerchug:

well we have to keep our relationship new and exciting

It'll always be exciting. We have a relationship based on your huge ****, which never dissappoints!

Aha

Pinoy posting here mates. I say you lads are one of the politest bunch of people outside my country and I have always enjoyed chatting with people who hail from the UK. I enjoy reading and studying anything Brit (I even love reading about Wellington and Nelson) Here's well wishes for more pages in this thread you have here. I wont feel bad if this thread made by people as nice as you folks overtook ours in the Pinoy Lounge.

Met a couple of guys from Surrey who were preparing for a tour of Corregidor Island (a WWII island fortress in Bataan--- http://www.corregidorisland.com/) the other day while I was having coffee at a Starbucks branch near the Manila yacht club. I had a blast talking to them about the Beatles, the royalty, 80s new wave groups and how us Filipinos love your accent. They love Hatton.

Let me add length to this thread here and raise a pint for you chaps. :fing02: :beerchug:

Thanks for the kind words FistFest!

morning you sexy limeys

morning you sexy limeys

Mornin' gorgeous :kiss:

Mornin' gorgeous :kiss:

was last night good for you ?