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Monkz
09-05-2011, 02:13 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0elykUz41qewacoo1_500.jpg

:D

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 02:23 PM
His mighty ball sack will have her impregnated in no time. You'll have to raise Kneeguel's Illegitimate child.

Just like Margarito, you'll also be the Daddy of Cotto.

No mate, the trick is eat the spunk directly out of her cunt before it contaminates her eager ovaries.

:wave:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 02:26 PM
No mate, the trick is eat the spunk directly out of her cunt before it contaminates her eager ovaries.

:wave:

Got yourself one of those new Demise Vacuum Cleaners?

Good choice. The Demise > The Dyson - for sucking up anything.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:00 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X8xzAy1jqMQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:02 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SbKGsEK_T9g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:04 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5nGVaLkCQAg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 04:21 PM
The Beatles have nothing on this. If after watching this video you aren't brimming with enthusiasm for life, then you are a corpse.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gJLIiF15wjQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:27 PM
The Beatles have nothing on this. If after watching this video you aren't brimming with enthusiasm for life, then you are a corpse.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gJLIiF15wjQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I liked the way Negro spice's natural tits bounced. Shame she got them done.

I remember in Primary 7 ( Last year of first school before Secondary - High School, Fat Yanks ) - The video of Ginger Spice's tit falling out got passed around School more times than LarryX got passed from Cell to Cell during his stint.

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 04:31 PM
I liked the way Negro spice's natural tits bounced. Shame she got them done.

I remember in Primary 7 ( Last year of first school before Secondary - High School, Fat Yanks ) - The video of Ginger Spice's tit falling out got passed around School more times than LarryX got passed from Cell to Cell during his stint.

Yeah, she played the loudmouth of the group. Shocker.

But she did have a nice body. In retrospect, its kinda disappointing to see how little Victoria Beckham's role in the group was.

I don't fap to her anymoar, but I did at one point.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:38 PM
Yeah, she played the loudmouth of the group. Shocker.

But she did have a nice body. In retrospect, its kinda disappointing to see how little Victoria Beckham's role in the group was.

I don't fap to her anymoar, but I did at one point.

I never fapped to Vicky Poshy.

The piggy nose, the complete abundance of any personality whatsoever, Ribs so clear - you could literally pick them out and barbecue them.

I'm guessing on your part, it would be a grudge f.uck? Somewhat sadistic. Gaining pleasure as you watched her cum - no matter how hard she forced herself not to?

:popcorn:

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 04:42 PM
I never fapped to Vicky Poshy.

The piggy nose, the complete abundance of any personality whatsoever, Ribs so clear - you could literally pick them out and barbecue them.

I'm guessing on your part, it would be a grudge f.uck? Somewhat sadistic. Gaining pleasure as you watched her cum - no matter how hard she forced herself not to?

:popcorn:

I'm not gonna lie, I never actually fapped to her. I only used her image as a trolling device on this site.

It seemed to piss people off quite a bit. :lol1:

I like her pig nose tho', its kinda cute. You reckon Beckham is big in the pants?

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 04:44 PM
She comes off pretty cute here being interviewed by this jew.

go to 2:00 ish

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P842Tmi6lrc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:50 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I never actually fapped to her. I only used her image as a trolling device on this site.

It seemed to piss people off quite a bit. :lol1:

I like her pig nose tho', its kinda cute. You reckon Beckham is big in the pants?

He's a pretty boy with no brains..... of course he is.

It's no coincidence that the real big monsters belong to dim-witted jocks, or pretty boy footballers.

John Holmes wasn't going to write a single-sentence theory explaining everything in the Universe.

Neither was Newton going to pleasure some loosely-flapped harlot to 15 orgasms in an hour.

It's balanced. Luckily - the sexyverse has spread it's flaps equally around my luscious body.

I've got the brains, and the ****.

Interested? *Wink Wink*

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 04:54 PM
Don't be silly old boy. Of course I'm interested.

Can me lass join in? She likes teh big cawk too.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 04:58 PM
Don't be silly old boy. Of course I'm interested.

Can me lass join in? She likes teh big cawk too.

I'm no Ronnie O'Sullivan, but I doubt I'll make much error for her to complain.

:hitit:

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 05:00 PM
I'm no Ronnie O'Sullivan, but I doubt I'll make much error for her to complain.

:hitit:

In a perfect world, you'd post **** pics in my Lady Fan thread. But BS will persecute you for pursuing teh lulz too heavily.

:nonono:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 05:03 PM
In a perfect world, you'd post **** pics in my Lady Fan thread. But BS will persecute you for pursuing teh lulz too heavily.

:nonono:

Direct me to such a thread.

MajorKong
09-05-2011, 05:06 PM
Direct me to such a thread.

First page of teh lounge.

Dehydrator
09-05-2011, 05:57 PM
How's my limey friends doin' in here?

LedŽ
09-05-2011, 11:11 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/S7NGE20m-uI/AAAAAAAAE8c/EwoX7N0WUjM/Dutch%20football%20chick_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=8 00

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/S7NGKY_jHAI/AAAAAAAAE9E/esIFPILmWAo/Praguay%20football%20chick_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax =800

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/S7NGMFliZnI/AAAAAAAAE9U/bCxhY3n0an4/swedish%20football%20chick_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax =800



























































http://lh4.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/S7NGNS2L-OI/AAAAAAAAE9g/PIZqE8wavOk/ugly%20english%20fat%20football%20fan_thumb%5B1%5D .jpg?imgmax=800

Left Hook Tua
09-05-2011, 11:41 PM
caroline wozniacki would get it.

big girl.

i'm the perfect height for her. my head goes right about to her crotch.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-05-2011, 11:49 PM
Left Hook Tua would get it.

Perfect height. His tongue would reach my plums perfectly.

Flabulous
09-05-2011, 11:57 PM
The early worm catches the bird

Talisayen
09-06-2011, 01:35 AM
The early worm catches the bird

Here are big fat worms for you Flab. :D


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll205/Ausarekh/Humor/bikini-babes.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 06:47 AM
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/I/p/X/BIpX/1315255879418.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8988881-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 06:48 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/I/q/4/BIq4/tumblr_lr1rjdLjw81qhqisl.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8988888-original.html)

Clegg
09-06-2011, 07:14 AM
Let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller!

Clegg
09-06-2011, 07:26 AM
The early worm catches the bird

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand...

Dem Eyes
09-06-2011, 08:42 AM
It's a damn shame Martinez-Frampton didn't happen this weekend, I woulda bet on the Spaniard.

Flabulous
09-06-2011, 08:53 AM
Here are big fat worms for you Flab. :D


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll205/Ausarekh/Humor/bikini-babes.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1wszrw6G1qfzmxvo1_500.gif

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 09:02 AM
The gayest **** I've ever seen.

Hot stuff.

SirTomJones
09-06-2011, 09:02 AM
It's a damn shame Martinez-Frampton didn't happen this weekend, I woulda bet on the Spaniard.

Yeah, I saw him live in Cardiff against Turley, guy really struggled.

I was sat near barry mcguigan he was panicking.

Like the Calzaghe twitter picture?

:wank:

Flabulous
09-06-2011, 09:21 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lots8qCRGY1qkqm47o1_500.gif

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 10:02 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/190610-1/Slowmo_toface.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

Shouldn't have interrupted Rizo as he was working it to some Ladyboys.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 10:15 AM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/I/P/O/BIPO/1315313736617.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8990484-original.html)

TRAV1$
09-06-2011, 10:25 AM
Best program on TV

<iframe width="320" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WJUcqW21VBQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 11:23 AM
Sick of all these chef/cookery type programs.

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:30 AM
Best program on TV

<iframe width="320" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WJUcqW21VBQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Idk, Laddie told me he pretends to be English.

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 11:36 AM
Idk, Laddie told me he pretends to be English.

People are very suspicious of Scottish chefs. It was either pretend to be English, or work at KFC.

Clegg
09-06-2011, 11:37 AM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/I/P/O/BIPO/1315313736617.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8990484-original.html)

Who she?
llk

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:38 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3SCCH_6YpAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:39 AM
Who she?
llk

That's from American Wedding, find her if you can.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328828/

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:40 AM
People are very suspicious of Scottish chefs. It was either pretend to be English, or work at KFC.

Lulz.... :lol1:

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 11:46 AM
Lulz.... :lol1:

Most scots would choose KFC tho.

This one obviously wanted more out of life.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 11:47 AM
Who she?
llk

Nikki Ziering.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0956287/

It's from American Pie: The Wedding.

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:48 AM
Most scots would choose KFC tho.

This one obviously wanted more out of life.

I'd choose KFC meself.

BOLLOCKS
09-06-2011, 11:49 AM
Nikki Ziering.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0956287/

It's from American Pie: The Wedding.

Why did you do teh work for him. :nonono:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 11:54 AM
Why did you do teh work for him. :nonono:

He promised me a bumming.

BritishBoxing92
09-06-2011, 12:16 PM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/I/P/O/BIPO/1315313736617.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8990484-original.html)

oh yes yes yes :wank: bravo oasis

Who she?
llk

you aint seen american pie 3? or do you just not know her name clegg?? looking forward to the weekend fights as well? vitali vs adamek a hw fight worth looking forward to, gamboa vs de leon and prescott vs mccloskey should be good i want to see prescott win and then rematch khan, if khan loses then atleast he tried to beat the man who beat him i guess

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 12:25 PM
The Ballad Of Georges:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11091930&postcount=97

SirTomJones
09-06-2011, 12:28 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-19/your-mom-wasnt-your-dads-first.jpg


any good tua?

TRAV1$
09-06-2011, 12:38 PM
"You're cooking in a burnt pan you ****ing dick"

TRAV1$
09-06-2011, 12:44 PM
"Missy come here you fat mouthed stupid *****"

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 01:56 PM
Drinking some brews and watching 'Appropriate Adult' starring The Wire's Jimmy McNulty as Fred West.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 01:58 PM
You DONKEY!!

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 01:59 PM
"I just want more pumpkin in my Risotto."

"Okay, well I'll get you your pumpkin and I'll ram it right up your arse. How do you want it, Whole or diced?"

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:20 PM
For Southpaw:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/a/0/5/7/a05728564238.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2647634-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:21 PM
For Tua:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/u/C/k/Y/uCkY/enhanced-buzz-16095-1302896264-20.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/7297212-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:22 PM
For Rizo:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/b/7/c/e/b7ce505ddeab.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2614577-original.html)

Flabulous
09-06-2011, 03:25 PM
For Rizo:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/b/7/c/e/b7ce505ddeab.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2614577-original.html)

She's really going for it, aint she! :wank:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:27 PM
For Clegg:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/v/l/Y/x/vlYx/05317_0mr_122_83lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/7472645-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:27 PM
For Chunk:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/i/v/N/c/ivNc/39654_414023601782_230168566782_5116006_3912915_n. jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/4412118-original.html)

Flabulous
09-06-2011, 03:28 PM
For Clegg:

http://dieline.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345250f069e2012875df71ae970c-550wi

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:29 PM
For Tom Jones:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/i/r/g/s/irgs/64405_GM_24_123_544lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/4394712-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:30 PM
For Jack:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/8/1/1/4/8114145a0aa8f784a0eb4a27b17c63e4.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3267189-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:31 PM
For Andy Dufresne:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/q/N/F/p/qNFp/rwelch19761010.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6387451-original.html)

Lovely Raquel.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 03:32 PM
She's really going for it, aint she! :wank:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/6/0/d/4/60d44408661a.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2614530-original.html)

peyk-peyk
09-06-2011, 03:48 PM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/6/0/d/4/60d44408661a.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2614530-original.html)

:scared: :scared:

wtf is going on in here! :nonono:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 05:03 PM
:scared: :scared:

wtf is going on in here! :nonono:

The usual.

Teh Gheyness.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 05:24 PM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/d/d/3/7/dd37f10a9bd5.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2498688-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 05:25 PM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/1/9/3/9/1939b8d3deb5.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2729206-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-06-2011, 05:25 PM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/b/f/f/e/bffe18836838.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2773002-original.html)

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 06:15 PM
Tits or gtfo.

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 06:16 PM
I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.

peyk-peyk
09-06-2011, 07:49 PM
The usual.

Teh Gheyness.

actually, i like it (no homo) :flirt:

Clegg
09-06-2011, 07:57 PM
For Tua:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/u/C/k/Y/uCkY/enhanced-buzz-16095-1302896264-20.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/7297212-original.html)

Fried egg in a burger is nice, more places should do it. It's probably good for you as well, assuming that the 'so bad it's good' thing applies to calories/cholesterol, which it probably does.

Left Hook Tua
09-06-2011, 08:15 PM
Fried egg in a burger is nice, more places should do it. It's probably good for you as well, assuming that the 'so bad it's good' thing applies to calories/cholesterol, which it probably does.

not a big fan of eggs on burgers.

eggs go with sausages or bacon or ham.

burger i don't know.


they need more western style burgers.

with onion rings , barbecue sauce and stuff.

Clegg
09-06-2011, 08:58 PM
Clegg's favourite sandwich: slices of ham, a fried egg, some chips.

Left Hook Tua
09-06-2011, 09:02 PM
tua's favorite sammich: hard salami , red onion , cucumber , mayo , mustard on rye bread

Clegg
09-06-2011, 09:09 PM
Demise's favourite sandwich: Tom Cruise on one side, Boy George on the other, himself in the middle.

Clegg
09-06-2011, 09:11 PM
What about coleslaw in a burger? I've been trying that recently with thousand island dressing, pretty nice IMO.

Left Hook Tua
09-06-2011, 09:22 PM
What about coleslaw in a burger? I've been trying that recently with thousand island dressing, pretty nice IMO.

never had it on a burger. on hot dogs and polish sausages.



check this out clegg.

there use to be a place in sherman oaks called wiener factory.

hot dogs or polish sausages on a hot dog bun and they top it with what seems like 20 lbs. of cheese and whatever toppings you like.

red cabbage , coleslaw , sauerkraut , onions , whatever.....

http://www.rollinmagazine.com/reviews/images/factorytoppings.jpg

my favorite was the spicy version of the polish sausage with tons of coleslaw and tons of cheese.

Southpaw Stinger
09-06-2011, 10:04 PM
Oh yes. This beer is fiiiiiine.

LedŽ
09-06-2011, 10:31 PM
For Jack:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/8/1/1/4/8114145a0aa8f784a0eb4a27b17c63e4.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3267189-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/2/4/3/22438/6/0/d/4/60d44408661a.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/2614530-original.html)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032010/1269259657_omg_cat.gif

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 04:16 AM
So this is what Mangler does with his nights:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/L/4/E/BL4E/ee6fdf3284b5bfbafnf.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8999092-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 04:55 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/L/8/K/BL8K/533484566_img672_123_246lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8999346-original.html)

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/L/8/G/BL8G/334834650_img675_123_29lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8999342-original.html)

"I hate it when guys take photos of their **** and send them to me!" - Sophie

Damn, my hopes go up in flames.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 04:56 AM
"Fight!"- Harry Hill

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/L/8/I/BL8I/335173256_img676_123_1008lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8999344-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 07:26 AM
Fraudley's appearing on this year's Strictly Come Dancing:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/L/u/b/BLub/strictly-come-dancing-2011-audley-harrison-pic-bbc-828971427.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9000675-original.html)

I don't usually watch that ****e, but I just might tune in this time because of the potential for lots of Lulz.

SirTomJones
09-07-2011, 07:39 AM
Audley and Robbie Savage great :nono:

Flabulous
09-07-2011, 07:55 AM
I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Flabulous
09-07-2011, 08:01 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Hd8StVJfDWg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 08:02 AM
The Shawshank Redemption and Full Metal Jacket.

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote ... The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for .... I agree with the second part."

Flabulous
09-07-2011, 08:09 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WBUFgJlrCDc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Clegg
09-07-2011, 09:13 AM
Monkey Dust was a great show, shame they stopped making it.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 09:48 AM
Just finished my first 4-pack of the day and I am now tucking into a Ham & Pineapple French Bread Pizza.

Clegg
09-07-2011, 10:28 AM
Probably shouldn't have just eaten that bag of liquorice allsorts.

Southpaw Stinger
09-07-2011, 10:31 AM
Feckin' time for Snickers.

SirTomJones
09-07-2011, 11:03 AM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-12/1260616512225.jpg

Just had half a pineapple and ham pizza.

Why would anyone pick this flavour?

Meat feast all the way

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 12:11 PM
Watching 'The Arrival', starring crazy Charlie Sheen.

WINNING!

Clegg
09-07-2011, 12:42 PM
I've seen that film. It's a bit ****, isn't it?

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 01:17 PM
I've seen that film. It's a bit ****, isn't it?

Aye, that it is.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 01:44 PM
Charlie Sheen's just turned into Robert Duran:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/M/k/5/BMk5/vlcsnap-2011-09-07-18h41m15s167.png (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9003893-original.html)

I don't think those pesky aliens' legs will stand up to the Hands of Stone.

Flabulous
09-07-2011, 01:53 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-12/1260616512225.jpg

Just had half a pineapple and ham pizza.

Why would anyone pick this flavour?

Meat feast all the way

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 02:00 PM
**** is moar important when fapping to **** than teh cunt.


Who's with me!

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 03:05 PM
Here you go, Jack:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/M/X/G/BMXG/1315371479274.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9006348-original.html)

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 03:45 PM
That's taking it too far. I'm not Spray Resistant.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 03:51 PM
That's taking it too far. I'm not Spray Resistant.

See if the Ballad Of Georges can put a smile back on your face:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403198&page=10&highlight=trundled

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 03:59 PM
See if the Ballad Of Georges can put a smile back on your face:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403198&page=10&highlight=trundled

Wonderful work. I really enjoyed reading that.

:kiss:

D.I.E.S.E.L
09-07-2011, 04:06 PM
**** is moar important when fapping to **** than teh cunt.


Who's with me!

:lurk:




:ugh:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-07-2011, 04:07 PM
Wonderful work. I really enjoyed reading that.

:kiss:

I love Non-Fiction, don't you?

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 04:09 PM
Foar Oasis.

Close your eyes and listen sweet prince.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PEzuXJ0rOJM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SirTomJones
09-07-2011, 08:13 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01372/oap_280_1372294a.jpg

65 year old gets boob job.

o lord.

Southpaw Stinger
09-07-2011, 08:43 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01372/oap_280_1372294a.jpg

65 year old gets boob job.

o lord.

To be fair, that's the first woman without a dick to be posted in Lang.

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 08:45 PM
To be fair, that's the first woman without a dick to be posted in Lang.

Prove she doesn't have a dick or prove you have x-ray vision.

MajorKong
09-07-2011, 08:46 PM
doo u gais liek mai nue avator?

Southpaw Stinger
09-07-2011, 08:50 PM
Prove she doesn't have a dick or prove you have x-ray vision.

Men age better than that.

Only a legit woman would look that hideous.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 04:33 AM
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/Q/l/BOQl/459052392_447036198_9_September_123_29lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013581-original.html)

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/Q/h/BOQh/459045991_447002509_8_August_123_540lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013577-original.html)

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/Q/f/BOQf/459031544_446935917_6_June_123_72lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013575-original.html)

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/Q/q/BOQq/459059452_447110544_10_October_123_481lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013586-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 05:06 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/T/k/BOTk/1315408902884.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013766-original.html)

Southpaw Stinger
09-08-2011, 06:38 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/O/T/k/BOTk/1315408902884.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9013766-original.html)

That's well done.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 06:43 AM
That's well done.

I see Ron Weasley's shaved off his ginger pubes. They must have been making Hermoine vomit.

Clegg
09-08-2011, 07:03 AM
I've had a portable hard drive and a bike stop working on me in the last few days. Got anything to cheer me up Laddie?

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 07:17 AM
I've had a portable hard drive and a bike stop working on me in the last few days. Got anything to cheer me up Laddie?

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/P/4/Y/BP4Y/black-dye.JPG (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9014488-original.html)

Dye your White Belt.

I've just saved you from years of hard work.

Southpaw Stinger
09-08-2011, 07:22 AM
All those losers out there with white belts! They don't know our secret.

Dem Eyes
09-08-2011, 08:00 AM
I've had a portable hard drive and a bike stop working on me in the last few days. Got anything to cheer me up Laddie?

http://www.fistofblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Dem Eyes
09-08-2011, 08:01 AM
Apparently Burns battered Mitchell around in sparring and is moving up to 135.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 10:04 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/P/o/W/BPoW/1315482161287.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9015726-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 10:14 AM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/P/q/d/BPqd/71595_Jessie_Wallace_30_DSS_122_11lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9015805-original.html)

Well, would you?

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 11:05 AM
Right, time to get cracking on these cans.

Jeff Da Maori
09-08-2011, 11:10 AM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/P/q/d/BPqd/71595_Jessie_Wallace_30_DSS_122_11lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9015805-original.html)

Well, would you?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01372/oap_280_1372294a.jpg

65 year old gets boob job.

o lord.

I'd smash the old bird before I did that Slater slaaaaag!

BOLLOCKS
09-08-2011, 11:29 AM
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/P/o/W/BPoW/1315482161287.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9015726-original.html)

:lol1: :lol1:

TRAV1$
09-08-2011, 12:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuFaEIL3Xs&feature=related

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:26 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sZG-VvlErJY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:27 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WMPM1q_Uyxc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:28 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SjJwqDa1QVI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:28 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aFd5Cci_pE4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:28 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u3ltZmI5LQw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:29 PM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s2oKE8OZOOQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:30 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rTI8s0H31ys" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:31 PM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TsS811o21-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:44 PM
Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
``Well, dear, you always wanted a compact...''
[laughs] Ain't it the truth!
Marge: No, it's not the truth, Homer. It's well-documented that women are
safer drivers than men.
Homer: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just
stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
[gets up, revealing rear cleavage]

from: 01:50.

The speech that always makes Tua weep tears of Joy from: 05:29.

http://www.wtso.net/movie/173-The_Simpsons_302_Mr_Lisa_Goes_to_Washington.html

BOLLOCKS
09-08-2011, 12:46 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E3kgjzUsDeg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-08-2011, 12:48 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0P3lhrwio-M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TRAV1$
09-08-2011, 05:09 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0P3lhrwio-M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

****ing love that album.

TRAV1$
09-08-2011, 05:10 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rTI8s0H31ys" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That video used to give me the horn as a wee nipper.

TRAV1$
09-08-2011, 05:15 PM
When I wasn't recreating the video in my mothers clothing, that is.

SirTomJones
09-08-2011, 06:12 PM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/izGwDsrQ1eQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Time to dim the lights.

Talisayen
09-08-2011, 09:59 PM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/izGwDsrQ1eQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Time to dim the lights.


<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bxUiHNyO04c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 04:37 AM
Scans from Rosie's new Calendar:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/H/BSjH/500370550_12RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarNovember_12 3_105lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026933-original.html)

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/w/BSjw/500361777_11RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarOctober_123 _353lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026922-original.html)

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/u/BSju/500352825_10RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarSeptember_1 23_398lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026920-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/l/BSjl/500344355_9RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarAugust_123_4 0lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026911-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 04:39 AM
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/j/BSjj/500335667_8RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarJuly_123_545 lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026909-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/4/BSj4/500308494_5RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarApril_123_42 lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026894-original.html)

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/d/BSjd/500317495_6RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarMay_123_199l o.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026903-original.html)

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/j/0/BSj0/500300622_4RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarMarch_123_34 8lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026890-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 04:43 AM
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/i/U/BSiU/500290785_3RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarFebruary_123 _30lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026884-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/i/M/BSiM/500280334_2RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarJanuary_123_ 124lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026876-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/i/E/BSiE/500262829_13RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarDecember_12 3_1121lo.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9026868-original.html)

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/m/6/BSm6/500327731_7RosieJonesAdamC2011CalendarJune_123_89l o.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9027082-original.html)

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 05:13 AM
Recommend any blonde?

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 05:17 AM
Feckin' drunk and hanging around Piccadilly in the wee early hours.

I was the lone rioter.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 05:24 AM
Boing!

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/v/E/BSvE/1315498226260.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9027674-original.html)

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 05:25 AM
Recommend any blonde?

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/2/4/3/22438/B/S/v/I/BSvI/1315501961112.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9027678-original.html)

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 05:28 AM
https://www.grangecommunications.co.uk/images/P/HollyOaksBabes2012_A3_FClarge.jpg

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 05:36 AM
http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/AnnaShaffer459.jpg

bit of older

http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/HelenPearson852.jpg


http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/GemmaMerna1662.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 05:37 AM
https://www.grangecommunications.co.uk/images/P/HollyOaksBabes2012_A3_FClarge.jpg

Even the babes don't make that show watchable.

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 05:45 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_vU_WLWKlZU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

some look like men

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 05:47 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UgrX-wY5rwA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 06:01 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_vU_WLWKlZU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

some look like men

Definitely a paper bagger.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 06:02 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UgrX-wY5rwA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rohypnol's Kicked in.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 06:26 AM
The Flying Hellfish.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 06:26 AM
The frying shellfish.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 06:45 AM
Skills pay the Hospital bills:

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/190750-1/Flips_over_car.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

TRAV1$
09-09-2011, 06:48 AM
A lot of people don't realise that Hollyoaks is actually a government funded scheme to get heavily brain-damaged people back into work.

Clegg
09-09-2011, 07:06 AM
Just started playing Dead Island.

I'm no expert, but I don't think starting the game with a zombie-themed rap song was a good idea.

TRAV1$
09-09-2011, 07:35 AM
Just started playing Dead Island.

I'm no expert, but I don't think starting the game with a zombie-themed rap song was a good idea.

Let me know what you think of it, Cleggster
I do fancy caving some zombie skulls in.

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 08:33 AM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-11/1257956545137.jpg

Tua likes it kinky.

He payd extra for the military experience.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 10:27 AM
Time to get a-crackin' on these cans.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:05 AM
Hang me a bottle opener, for feck's sake.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:13 AM
People are cunts, ain't they?

Spelling 'woman' in place of 'women' and vice versa.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 11:16 AM
Hang me a bottle opener, for feck's sake.

Here you go:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/T/d/W/BTdW/box055_homer_simpson_bottle_opener_300.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9030420-original.html)

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Here you go:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/T/d/W/BTdW/box055_homer_simpson_bottle_opener_300.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9030420-original.html)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o93AaY0GzH4/TUf8KGeWE8I/AAAAAAAACkc/yc_skHObxSo/s1600/thank-you.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 11:23 AM
I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a Man's hat.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:25 AM
I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a Man's hat.

Here you go:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnthzcC5u1qd3468o1_500.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 11:39 AM
Here you go:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnthzcC5u1qd3468o1_500.jpg

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/T/h/6/BTh6/Thank-you-note.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9030616-original.html)

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:40 AM
Baby onboard
Something something
Burt Ward

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 11:43 AM
Stella for me, Stella for you,
I'll have a Stella, you have one too.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 11:46 AM
Haven't watched an ep of The Simpsons this year. I'm slipping.

Seeing you this weekend aren't I? For me sins.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 12:05 PM
Haven't watched an ep of The Simpsons this year. I'm slipping.

Seeing you this weekend aren't I? For me sins.

Aye, I prescribe a good bumming.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 01:16 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0cBsdgJcT28" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MajorKong
09-09-2011, 01:28 PM
:nonono:

How was this allowed to happen.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fYyznA4e1l8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 03:46 PM
:nonono:

How was this allowed to happen.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fYyznA4e1l8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Those thugs frighten me, Cooly. I need you to come to Glasgow to protect me.

Also, to bum me.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 05:07 PM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0cBsdgJcT28" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

His laugh > Jimmy Carr's

Left Hook Tua
09-09-2011, 06:03 PM
Recommend any blonde?

tom felton

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-09-2011, 06:05 PM
I f you could read my mind , love, what a tale my thoughts could tell.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 06:09 PM
I f you could read my mind , love, what a tale my thoughts could tell.

It was water based lube that we used last time.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 06:30 PM
Rocking away in Manchester. No riots needed.

<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QoF-7VMMihA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MajorKong
09-09-2011, 06:47 PM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7783/1309324375273.jpg

Left Hook Tua
09-09-2011, 06:49 PM
It was water based lube that we used last time.

montgomery = biggest british hypejob


until calzaghe of course.

Left Hook Tua
09-09-2011, 06:51 PM
just like an oldtime movie......about a ghost from a wishing well......

Left Hook Tua
09-09-2011, 06:53 PM
in a castle dark.......

or fortress strong.......

with chains on my feet.......

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 07:18 PM
montgomery = biggest british hypejob


until calzaghe of course.

No love for Monty?

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 07:26 PM
Just came back from nandos and the cinema.

What happened in the boxing. Saw people crying about the judging

Left Hook Tua
09-09-2011, 07:28 PM
No love for Monty?

haven't read much on him but what i've read , don't care for him too much.

i preferred patton's ego over monty's.

patton's ego was more "i can do anything" type.

monty's ego made him cautious because he didn't want to lose.

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 07:33 PM
haven't read much on him but what i've read , don't care for him too much.

i preferred patton's ego over monty's.

patton's ego was more "i can do anything" type.

monty's ego made him cautious because he didn't want to lose.

What a bastard!

BOLLOCKS
09-09-2011, 08:13 PM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7783/1309324375273.jpg

Is that teh Norway bloke?

SirTomJones
09-09-2011, 08:20 PM
Is that teh Norway bloke?

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-30/1238391265971.jpg

This you on a Friday night?

Southpaw Stinger
09-09-2011, 08:20 PM
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MajorKong
09-09-2011, 08:58 PM
Is that teh Norway bloke?

No its just some poor little boy who's image is being used for teh lulz.

For those interested, Breiviks weapons for amassing the all tiem high sore were:

1)Ruger Mini 14 .223
2)Benelli 12 gauge shotgun
3)Glock 17 9mm with extended mags

BOLLOCKS
09-09-2011, 10:39 PM
His laugh > Jimmy Carr's

I prefer Evil Ed's laugh.
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MajorKong
09-09-2011, 10:49 PM
RICHLOC, do you think you could break Breiviks high score?

BOLLOCKS
09-09-2011, 10:52 PM
RICHLOC, do you think you could break Breiviks high score?

Only in me dreams, only in me dreams.

MajorKong
09-09-2011, 10:58 PM
Only in me dreams, only in me dreams.

I mean ffs, the guy who comes in second is that Korean Cho at VTtech who got up to 32 with a couple of pistols.

I'll bet even Tua with his fat ass can smoke 32 ******s with 2 pistols.

This guy Breivik is a ****ing All Star.

Nobody else in Limey Lang is man enough to even try this cuz' its filled with ******s (travis), ******* (demise) ,boring stiffs (clegg) poet art**** (oasis).

Although if Southpaw put the Brandi down long enough, I think he's capable of being another real life Jack the Ripper.

But he lacks discipline.

BOLLOCKS
09-09-2011, 11:00 PM
I mean ffs, the guy who comes in second is that Korean Cho at VTtech who got up to 32 with a couple of pistols.

I'll bet even Tua with his fat ass can smoke 32 ******s with 2 pistols.

This guy Breivik is a ****ing All Star.

Nobody else in Limey Lang is man enough to even try this cuz' its filled with ******s (travis), ******* (demise) ,boring stiffs (clegg) poet art**** (oasis).

Although if Southpaw put the Brandi down long enough, I think he's capable of being another real life Jack the Ripper.

But he lacks discipline.

I'd do it, but Tua didn't sell me some guns. :****block

MajorKong
09-09-2011, 11:31 PM
I'd do it, but Tua didn't sell me some guns. :****block

I'll hook u up homie.

I know they Mexican Mafia. They know how to get things.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 02:25 AM
What better way to start a day than with a Tommy Tank.

MajorKong
09-10-2011, 03:19 AM
What better way to start a day than with a Tommy Tank.

Vitali or Adamek?

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 03:38 AM
Vitali or Adamek?

Vitali. :boxing:

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 04:54 AM
Naked Valkyrie.

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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 04:55 AM
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SirTomJones
09-10-2011, 05:05 AM
Watching Argentina V England in the rugby?

Like the Falklands war out there.

Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:31 AM
Get yer ****s out. Time to ghey this shyt the feck up.

http://gay.skinindex.com/archives/new%20big%20****%20videos.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:35 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:36 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:38 AM
Get yer ****s out. Time to ghey this shyt the feck up.

http://gay.skinindex.com/archives/new%20big%20****%20videos.jpg

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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:42 AM
Is she the threesome that Cowell was on about t'other day?

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:43 AM
Haven't got a Scooby Doo.

Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:45 AM
One butcher's at yer rather impressive beef**** and she'd be wishing she never dreamed that dream.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:46 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:48 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 08:52 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:56 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:57 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 08:59 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 09:00 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 09:02 AM
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Le4-
09-10-2011, 10:00 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 10:17 AM
Thaw off! ............

Le4-
09-10-2011, 10:22 AM
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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 10:22 AM
Jesus H Christ! That's it, I'm getting to work on that time machine, and I'm bringing Keith Moon, Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison back to kick the **** out of the likes of Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, and to thoroughly sodomise that annoying cunt, Lady Gaga.

Derranged
09-10-2011, 10:57 AM
What's the name of the British Bulldog theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66AZZAKBSQ

Le4-
09-10-2011, 11:12 AM
http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Olly-murs-naked-newsmediaimages.jpg

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 11:31 AM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 11:48 AM
What's the name of the British Bulldog theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66AZZAKBSQ

Rule Britannia.

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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 02:19 PM
Prescott vs Khan 2? Ugh?

MajorKong
09-10-2011, 03:18 PM
favorite "wu tang clan" member?

The feckin' dead one.

Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 03:22 PM
A young Cooly:

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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 03:35 PM
Tua with Ex:

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Cokezaghe_Loc
09-10-2011, 03:42 PM
Lulz.

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Monkz
09-10-2011, 05:08 PM
Just back from the Odyssey, so happy for Carl he looked great tonight.

McCloskey-Prescott was a great fight, I was seriously wondering wtf Paul's gameplan was, at the start he was standing toe to toe with him and was getting pounded but he came on strong the last few rounds and prob did enough to win.

Sick/
09-10-2011, 06:00 PM
Lulz.

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WTF? :rofl:



battlingnelson is a cunt

Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 06:09 PM
A young Cooly:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/X/w/8/BXw8/1315660734056.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9046924-original.html)

Taking aim at the black kids, no doubt.

Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 06:10 PM
Tua with Ex:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/B/X/w/3/BXw3/1315595228012.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9046919-original.html)

He's had a hair cut since then.

MajorKong
09-10-2011, 06:10 PM
I want Southpaws **** in my mouth and Oasis **** in me bum.

There.

I said it.

:drive:

Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 06:13 PM
I want Southpaws **** in my mouth and Oasis **** in me bum.

There.

I said it.

:drive:

Spit roasted Jack.

Makes me cum just typing about it.

MajorKong
09-10-2011, 06:20 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 06:24 PM
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Bloke sounds like Marciano.

The anti nicca machine.

MajorKong
09-10-2011, 06:32 PM
Mud cookies.

:lol1:

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Southpaw Stinger
09-10-2011, 06:39 PM
Haiti was better off under French rule. America was better under British.

There, I sez it.