Destiny. I get to have all the physical fun although I'm been destroyed mentally.

that's the modern world for you, were all a little crazy!

just listening to sgt. peppers

i hadn't listened to it in a while and forgot how mind blowing it is. paul mccartney's bass playing is out of this world

just listening to sgt. peppers

i hadn't listened to it in a while and forgot how mind blowing it is. paul mccartney's bass playing is out of this world

I'm listening to the Grey album by Dj Dangermouse. Its a mix of Jay Z's Black alum and The Beatles White album.

It's great!

I'm listening to the Grey album by Dj Dangermouse. Its a mix of Jay Z's Black alum and The Beatles White album.

It's great!

sounds interesting

the white album by the beatles was crazy, just 2 discs of knock off songs
im still amazed as to how it sold 30 millon copies

just listening to sgt. peppers

i hadn't listened to it in a while and forgot how mind blowing it is. paul mccartney's bass playing is out of this world


A day in the life.

I read the news today oh boy,
About a lucky man who made the grade,
And though the news was rather sad,
Well I just had to laugh,
I saw the photograph


Classic.

sounds interesting

the white album by the beatles was crazy, just 2 discs of knock off songs
im still amazed as to how it sold 30 millon copies

I've never listened to it by itself. I guess anything with the beatles name attached makes a lot of money. People still visit the cavern in liverpool were they started and the place makes loads of money. It's a tiny little **** tip lol.

A day in the life.

I read the news today oh boy,
About a lucky man who made the grade,
And though the news was rather sad,
Well I just had to laugh,
I saw the photograph


Classic.

my favourite song on the album, lennon's voice is haunting and beautiful at the same time on that record

I've never listened to it by itself. I guess anything with the beatles name attached makes a lot of money. People still visit the cavern in liverpool were they started and the place makes loads of money. It's a tiny little **** tip lol.

it's a good album but it's nowhere near as good as a couple of their other albums yet it's the beatles album that has sold the most copies

i went to the cavern and was amazed at how small it was, my head was nearly touching the roof

it's a good album but it's nowhere near as good as a couple of their other albums yet it's the beatles album that has sold the most copies

i went to the cavern and was amazed at how small it was, my head was nearly touching the roof

lol I guess people just don't know what they are buying.

I know. I couldn't believe how small it was either. My nan used to go when she was young, when the beatles used to perform there and she said she used to have a bath with her clothes on whenever she came out to drown the fleas that she would get from the place. It used to be really scruffy. But I guess it was all about the music lol.

lol I guess people just don't know what they are buying.

I know. I couldn't believe how small it was either. My nan used to go when she was young, when the beatles used to perform there and she said she used to have a bath with her clothes on whenever she came out to drown the fleas that she would get from the place. It used to be really scruffy. But I guess it was all about the music lol.

id love to have seen the beatles there when they were young

time to get inventing my time machine

id love to have seen the beatles there when they were young

time to get inventing my time machine

haha. I wish I lived through the sixties and seventies. So many great people lived back then. I wonder if my grandchildren think the same way and wish they lived during my time?

haha. I wish I lived through the sixties and seventies. So many great people lived back then. I wonder if my grandchildren think the same way and wish they lived during my time?

i agree i would love to have been alive during the 60's

the thought of the future can be quite scary at times

i agree i would love to have been alive during the 60's

the thought of the future can be quite scary at times

I know. Just wondering what I will be like in 5 years scares me sometimes.

I know. Just wondering what I will be like in 5 years scares me sometimes.

i was watching a documentary on the possibilities of the future and some of the stuff was frightening. like genetically modified humans and robots rebeling against people and plagues from man made viruses

it could easily go that way if our leaders dont stop putting money and power before humanity's well being

i was watching a documentary on the possibilities of the future and some of the stuff was frightening. like genetically modified humans and robots rebeling against people and plagues from man made viruses

it could easily go that way if our leaders dont stop putting money and power before humanity's well being

Humans are living beyond their means and if we carry on living like this, all them dangers are possible. Our world leaders are men with little common sense and don't take in their publics views as much as they should. We need a man to become our leader who won't become corrupt from greed or buckle under pressure. If this man stepped up, I feel our problems would end.

If the current leaders are anything to go by, it ain't gonna happen and we'll probably end up destroying ourselves :nonono:

Humans are living beyond their means and if we carry on living like this, all them dangers are possible. Our world leaders are men with little common sense and don't take in their publics views as much as they should. We need a man to become our leader who won't become corrupt from greed or buckle under pressure. If this man stepped up, I feel our problems would end.

If the current leaders are anything to go by, it ain't gonna happen and we'll probably end up destroying ourselves :nonono:

it's a big possibilty

there is actually a theory that we have the technology to stop the use of all fossil fuels but the governemnt make too much money from oil and such that they wont alow the use of these technologies which is the sign of true evil if such a thing exists

it's a big possibilty

there is actually a theory that we have the technology to stop the use of all fossil fuels but the governemnt make too much money from oil and such that they wont alow the use of these technologies which is the sign of true evil if such a thing exists

I really wouldn't be surprised if it was true. There is a lot of conspiracies about modern day government and I doubt all of it is lies.

I really wouldn't be surprised if it was true. There is a lot of conspiracies about modern day government and I doubt all of it is lies.

they are sneaky ****ers , i wouldn't mind giving them all a slap

they are sneaky ****ers , i wouldn't mind giving them all a slap

I know theres too much privacy. You heard about Bush being a Freemason? My history teacher from last year told me that.

I know theres too much privacy. You heard about Bush being a Freemason? My history teacher from last year told me that.

he admitted it himself in an interview

he is a member of skull and bones but refused to divulge anything else

wow Oasislad, you are only 9 days older than me. 1985 was a good year wasn't it?

he admitted it himself in an interview

he is a member of skull and bones but refused to divulge anything else

And these organizations are all connected to the Illuminati, who are supposed to be involved in all the conspiracies.

:nonono:

wow Oasislad, you are only 9 days older than me. 1985 was a good year wasn't it?

your only 21 ?

i always thought you were older, i seen you as a father figure to be honest

your only 21 ?

i always thought you were older, i seen you as a father figure to be honest


I always thought I was born in 1949 but my birth certificate says otherwise. Just for you I'll say I'm 30 + but keep it to yourself! :cop:

I always thought I was born in 1949 but my birth certificat says otherwise. Just for you I'll say I'm 30 + but keep it to yourself! :cop:

ok mom's the word! ;)

And these organizations are all connected to the Illuminati, who are supposed to be involved in all the conspiracies.

:nonono:

some of the theories i have read blow your mind and are not all that far fetched to me

some of the theories i have read blow your mind and are not all that far fetched to me

Same here. There is no way someone can just make up things like that. And there is proof to go with a lot of the conspiracies.

Same here. There is no way someone can just make up things like that. And there is proof to go with a lot of the conspiracies.

exactly

i like the ones that say aliens came to earth thousand of years ago and all our religions are from man's early observations of them

have you seen the pyramids on mars! freaky ****

ok mom's the word! ;)

cheers son!


Originally Posted by The Raging Bull
Same here. There is no way someone can just make up things like that. And there is proof to go with a lot of the conspiracies.

A lot of conspiracy theories annoy the hell out of me. Some of them do provide a certain amount of evidence to support their claims yet most are just looking for attention.

exactly

i like the ones that say aliens came to earth thousand of years ago and all our religions are from man's early observations of them

have you seen the pyramids on mars! freaky ****

I have just been reading about that! They believe that past generations were so advanced because aliens came to earth and helped our civilizations. And that our theories of God and the stories from the new testament are also really stories of aliens visiting the earth. A fantastic book about this is 'Chariots of the gods' by Erich Von Daniken. I highly recommend it.

I have just been reading about that! They believe that past generations were so advanced because aliens came to earth and helped our civilizations. And that our theories of God and the stories from the new testament are also really stories of aliens visiting the earth. A fantastic book about this is 'Chariots of the gods' by Erich Von Daniken. I highly recommend it.

i have ordered that book and it should be in my possesion soon

i have ordered that book and it should be in my possesion soon

It is a really good read. The author was laughed at because of his theories, but a lot of them make sense. They explain how the wonders of the world were built etc.

It is a really good read. The author was laughed at because of his theories, but a lot of them make sense. They explain how the wonders of the world were built etc.

i agree with the theory that mankind was taught the knowledge of how to build these things

and they say that aliens created us extracting genes from neanderthal man and modifying it and implanting it in a female and thus mankind was born

i agree with the theory that mankind was taught the knowledge of how to build these things

and they say that aliens created us extracting genes from neanderthal man and modifying it and implanting it in a female and thus mankind was born

I don't believe the theory of aliens creating us, I believe in evolution.
But it opens your eyes if you know this stuff and you tend to think more about things like this.

I don't believe the theory of aliens creating us, I believe in evolution.
But it opens your eyes if you know this stuff and you tend to think more about things like this.

i agree with evolution , charles darwin is one of my all tme heroes

but the theory is that we would have become man but the aliens speeded the process up by thousand of years

i agree with evolution , charles darwin is one of my all tme heroes

but the theory is that we would have become man but the aliens speeded the process up by thousand of years

Oh right. Sounds plausible I guess. I just wish I could find out if it is all true.

Oh right. Sounds plausible I guess. I just wish I could find out if it is all true.

i have often thought what i could do if i knew the truth to all this knowledge or even if i could handle the truth of it all

i have often thought what i could do if i knew the truth to all this knowledge or even if i could handle the truth of it all

I doubt I would be able to handle knowing it all really. People would laugh at you for telling them things and I don't think there would be a lot of people who'd believe it.

I doubt I would be able to handle knowing it all really. People would laugh at you for telling them things and I don't think there would be a lot of people who'd believe it.

have you seen that press conference were over 400 government officials came out and said that ufos and aliens exist and that there are 57 different species of aliens that have visited earth

be freaky if it were true, in fact id love it if it were true

have you seen that press conference were over 400 government officials came out and said that ufos and aliens exist and that there are 57 different species of aliens that have visited earth

be freaky if it were true, in fact id love it if it were true

wow no i haven't. Was it a real press conference?

wow no i haven't. Was it a real press conference?

yes

here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsLj2ScRkFo

and check this clip out of a ufo dodging a missile fired from earth


This video was taped by NASA shuttle STS-121 discovery on septermber 15, 1991. Astrophysicist calculated that the fast streak from the bottom left would have hit the object if it did not make the sudden change in direction. speed before accelerating: 87000 Kph mach 73. calculated speed AFTER the sudden acceleration 340,000 Kph mach 285 within 2.2 seconds. This acceleration would produce 14000 g's of force

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqm2OVAuIeA

yes

here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsLj2ScRkFo

and check this clip out of a ufo dodging a missile fired from earth


This video was taped by NASA shuttle STS-121 discovery on septermber 15, 1991. Astrophysicist calculated that the fast streak from the bottom left would have hit the object if it did not make the sudden change in direction. speed before accelerating: 87000 Kph mach 73. calculated speed AFTER the sudden acceleration 340,000 Kph mach 285 within 2.2 seconds. This acceleration would produce 14000 g's of force

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqm2OVAuIeA


****ing hell. What can move that fast? That is some freaky ****!

****ing hell. What can move that fast? That is some freaky ****!

agreed that clip blew me away when i first saw it and i though it has to be fake then i found out it was recorded from a nasa shuttle

incredible footage and nasa no longer allow live feeds to their missions since this incident

agreed that clip blew me away when i first saw it and i though it has to be fake then i found out it was recorded from a nasa shuttle

incredible footage and nasa no longer allow live feeds to their missions since this incident

They should just let people see the footage so we know once and for all.

Do you believe that Area 51 hides all the secrets?

They should just let people see the footage so we know once and for all.

Do you believe that Area 51 hides all the secrets?

it certainly has knowledge of things we are not allowed to see

the people in that press conference also said that americans landed on the moon and that the photos were all edited as they found bases and huge buildings thousands of feet tall

and a lot of these officials were in the two towers when they went down!

scary stuff

it certainly has knowledge of things we are not allowed to see

the people in that press conference also said that americans landed on the moon and that the photos were all edited as they found bases and huge buildings thousands of feet tall

and a lot of these officials were in the two towers when they went down!

scary stuff

OMG! I am speechless!

Maybe thats why we see very little of the footage that comes back to Earth

OMG! I am speechless!

Maybe thats why we see very little of the footage that comes back to Earth

and the footage we do see is pretty ****

and the footage we do see is pretty ****

I know. ****ing politicians. Nothing is as it seems with them.

I know. ****ing politicians. Nothing is as it seems with them.

i try not to think about it as it pisses me off

did you see borat on johnathan ross ?

i try not to think about it as it pisses me off

did you see borat on johnathan ross ?

Nope I missed it. I want to see the new film. Sacha Baron Choen is a comical genius.

Nope I missed it. I want to see the new film. Sacha Baron Choen is a comical genius.

i agree, i loved ali g but never thought he was special but borat is genius through and through

here is the clip

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94814&highlight=borat

yeah Borat is funny. me like me like!

i agree, i loved ali g but never thought he was special but borat is genius through and through

here is the clip

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94814&highlight=borat

lmao like he smashed all them antiques!

yeah Borat is funny. me like me like!

southpaw how big are you again ?

southpaw how big are you again ?

wat do you mean? the ladies don't complain if thats what your askin.

wat do you mean? the ladies don't complain if thats what your askin.

i know that obviously ;)

but what height ?

6'2"
why do you ask?

6'2"
why do ask?

i remember you metioning it in a thread but forgot

i take that is why you like the heavyweights, as you are one, presumably being 6'2"

i remember you metioning it in a thread but forgot

i take that is why you like the heavyweights, as you are one, presumably being 6'2"

Indeed. 225 lbs on a good day and 230 lbs on a bad day! :banana:

Indeed. 225 lbs on a good day and 230 lbs on a bad day! :banana:

damn! id hate to date your future daughter and stand her up!

im a small 5'10 around a 150 pbs

damn! id hate to date your future daughter and stand her up!

im a small 5'10 around a 150 pbs

aw cute! :luvbed:

And I'd love for my future daughter to get stood up by an oasis fan! lol

aw cute! :luvbed:

And I'd love for my future daughter to get stood up by an oasis fan! lol

aw! bless

would you give me a good hiding though if i did stand any potential daughter of yours up ?

aw! bless

would you give me a good hiding though if i did stand any potential daughter of yours up ?


I'd ****ing beat the **** out of you! But then I'd treat you to a pint to apologise and thank you for not getting her pregnant.

I'd ****ing beat the **** out of you! But then I'd treat you to a pint to apologise and thank you for not getting her pregnant.

you sound like a reasonable chap!

here's to safe sex and pints :luvbed:

you sound like a reasonable chap!

here's to safe sex and pints :luvbed:


Indeed. Make love not war! Make Whisky not wine. Make comedies not reality tv!

:kiss:

Indeed. Make love not war! Make Whisky not wine. Make comedies not reality tv!

:kiss:

spot on, on all accounts

Morning Limeys. Posting from school. :nonono:

Hope your learnin summut!

Hope your learnin summut!

Of course :D

Of course :D

Really? Then stop, you shouldn't be learning at your age! :boxing:

Really? Then stop, you shouldn't be learning at your age! :boxing:

haha What ever you say boss :banana:

haha What ever you say boss :banana:

Indeed. You can learn everyhing you need to know from and me and oasis lad. nothing else matter!

:ok:

haha What ever you say boss :banana:


:beerchug:

Indeed. You can learn everyhing you need to know from and me and oasis lad. nothing else matter!

:ok:

Too right. You's are my guides in life :grouphug:


:beerchug:

:beerchug:

so what happened to the voting?
are we ready for category 4 of the limey awards?

so what happened to the voting?
are we ready for category 4 of the limey awards?

Any idea what the category is?

Any idea what the category is?

we need to decide

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93775&highlight=limey+lounge+awards

if anyone has more suggestions for categories please feel free to add them

thought i'd get this thread going again

thought i'd get this thread going again

Good. I haven't posted here for a few days.

You been ok Oasis?

Good. I haven't posted here for a few days.

You been ok Oasis?

yeah im ok

still trying to decide what category we should have next in the limey lounge awards

yeah im ok

still trying to decide what category we should have next in the limey lounge awards

Well I can't help you there. I've got no clue lol.

Well I can't help you there. I've got no clue lol.

it's hard the first 2 were obvious choices and the third didn't go down to well

it's hard the first 2 were obvious choices and the third didn't go down to well

I thought the third was a good idea but maybe the shortlist should of gone down to 3 for that because not many non limeys post here.

I thought the third was a good idea but maybe the shortlist should of gone down to 3 for that because not many non limeys post here.

possibly

i like to round things up though, 5 makes sense to me

any suggestions for a category ?

id like to have 10 categories at least before we start voting on the winners

possibly

i like to round things up though, 5 makes sense to me

any suggestions for a category ?

id like to have 10 categories at least before we start voting on the winners

erm. Funniest poster, most knowledgeable, most original thread, worst poster.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

erm. Funniest poster, most knowledgeable, most original thread, worst poster.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Yeah thats good.

erm. Funniest poster, most knowledgeable, most original thread, worst poster.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

funniest poster hasn't been suggested yet

i like it and it shall be a category!

funniest poster hasn't been suggested yet

i like it and it shall be a category!

Nice to hear it! Remember to put an honourary dedication in for me for the idea :D

Nice to hear it! Remember to put an honourary dedication in for me for the idea :D

I bear you in mind for every catergory Raging Bull! :birthday:

I bear you in mind for every catergory Raging Bull! :birthday:

i have an italian thin crust with ham,chicken and pineapple on it's way

does this give you boys the horn ?

i have an italian thin crust with ham,chicken and pineapple on it's way

does this give you boys the horn ?

Any post of yours gives me the horn. Unfortunatly i'm :****block

just trying out the new smilies :fing26:

Any post of yours gives me the horn. Unfortunatly i'm :****block

just trying out the new smilies :fing26:

****blocked :nonono:

so how you been southpaw ?

I bear you in mind for every catergory Raging Bull! :birthday:

Thankyou. Your always top of my lists :luvbed:


i have an italian thin crust with ham,chicken and pineapple on it's way

does this give you boys the horn ?

Save a slice for me mate! :purity:

****blocked :nonono:

so how you been southpaw ?

Not very good. Ran out of Jack Daniels 2 days ago and can't afford anymore! If it weren't for this emergency bottle of lighter fuel I'd be contemplating suicide.

So how have u been? :lew:

Thankyou. Your always top of my lists :luvbed:




Save a slice for me mate! :purity:

i will. you get the biggest slice :luvbed:

Not very good. Ran out of Jack Daniels 2 days ago and can't afford anymore! If it weren't for this emergency bottle of lighter fuel I'd be contemplating suicide.

So how have u been? :lew:

a bit like oscar wilde

drinking and thinking,without the gayness of course

a bit like oscar wilde

drinking and thinking,without the gayness of course

Indeed. we don't need any gayness in this thread.

:luvbed:

Indeed. we don't need any gayness in this thread.

:luvbed:

gawd bless!

what about will young, does his jaw qualify as posting material ?

gawd bless!

what about will young, does his jaw qualify as posting material ?

As long as you put a discliamer before posting it!

As long as you put a discliamer before posting it!

lol!

i cant believe matty doesn't like harry hill:sad:

lol!

i cant believe matty doesn't like harry hill:sad:

well I really love tv burp but most of Harry Hills other stuff isn't funny. TV Burp kicks arse though!

well I really love tv burp but most of Harry Hills other stuff isn't funny. TV Burp kicks arse though!

Harry Hill is brilliant. Can you believe he is a qualified doctor? lol

Harry Hill is brilliant. Can you believe he is a qualified doctor? lol

id love for him to examine me!

id love for him to examine me!

Bet you would! :hitit:

Bet you would! :hitit:

what a dirty mind you have, dirty boy! :luvbed:

what a dirty mind you have, dirty boy! :luvbed:

I would probably be arrested if I stated it! :lew:

I would probably be arrested if I stated it! :lew:

don't state it then cause i'd miss your sexy ass!

don't state it then cause i'd miss your sexy ass!

Don't worry I wont, just for you :luvbed:

Don't worry I wont, just for you :luvbed:

gawd bless!

have you got the horn ?

gawd bless!

have you got the horn ?

You bet. You should see the size of it! :love:

You bet. You should see the size of it! :love:

:luvbed: :luvbed: :luvbed:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3552&stc=1&d=1161547475

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3552&stc=1&d=1161547475

LMFAO that picture had me in stitches

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3552&stc=1&d=1161547475

dirty bugger!

morning...................:boobies:

morning...................:boobies:

:lol1: Mornin :boxing:

:lol1: Mornin :boxing:

what u up to today?

what u up to today?

School then going to play football tonight.

What about you?

School then going to play football tonight.

What about you?

i'm charging up my mp3
picking up a parcel from post office
then cleaning the house


fun eh?:lol1:

i'm charging up my mp3
picking up a parcel from post office
then cleaning the house


fun eh?:lol1:

The joys of being an adult I guess :lol1:

The joys of being an adult I guess :lol1:

it will be your turn soon enough. lol:lol1:

it will be your turn soon enough. lol:lol1:

I actually can't wait lol. Just sick of school. And |I'm either too old to do something or too young. Never the right age

I actually can't wait lol. Just sick of school. And |I'm either too old to do something or too young. Never the right age

poor baby.:lol1:

morning limeys

morning limeys

hi love.:luvbed:

hi love.:luvbed:

hi, how have you been ?

hi, how have you been ?


i've been ok ta, i see you've been quite busy posting. life treating you nice?

i've been ok ta, i see you've been quite busy posting. life treating you nice?

yep, ive just started getting some christmas presents in early

yep, ive just started getting some christmas presents in early


oh lovely what did you get me?

oh lovely what did you get me?

kinky handcuffs

kinky handcuffs

are they for you to wear or me?:lol1:

are they for you to wear or me?:lol1:

both of us!

i got his and her's handcuffs

both of us!

i got his and her's handcuffs


i've ordered a mirror for the lovenest ceiling.

i've ordered a mirror for the lovenest ceiling.

kinky!

any other surprises ?

kinky!

any other surprises ?


i've got a strap on in the cupboard lol:lol1:

i've got a strap on in the cupboard lol:lol1:

im scared now! lol

be gentle!

im scared now! lol

be gentle!


depends if your good.

I think I'd better stay out of all this...... unless you're up for some form of threesome?

I think I'd better stay out of all this...... unless you're up for some form of threesome?

im up for anything!

I think I'd better stay out of all this...... unless you're up for some form of threesome?


it wouldn't be our first.:boobies:

depends if your good.

i've been very bad actually!

I'll watch.

i've been very bad actually!

how...............?

I'll watch.


hey whatever floats your boat.

how...............?

i have been spying on you whilst in the shower

i have been spying on you whilst in the shower

that is naughty and a little creepy.

it wouldn't be our first.:boobies:


I see! interesting. :sombrero:

that is naughty and a little creepy.

what will my punishment be ?

what will my punishment be ?

Punch to the face?

Or a restraining order..

Punch to the face?

Or a restraining order..

too kinky, that would give me the horn!

I'm going to go bath in my own ****.

You guys carry on.

what will my punishment be ?


i'd better not say.

I'm going to go bath in my own ****.

You guys carry on.

make sure to clean behind your ears

i'd better not say.

that's probably for the best

I see! interesting. :sombrero:


isn't it just.:lol1:

that's probably for the best


i think so

bye for now.

all right you sexy limey bastids!

I am back from my bath. :sombrero:

Afternoon lads

I am back from my bath. :sombrero:

do you smell fresh ?

Afternoon lads

alright raging ?

alright raging ?

I'm good thanks. You?

I'm good thanks. You?

yeah im ok

just waiting for tonight to really get started!

yeah im ok

just waiting for tonight to really get started!

Why what you up to?

Why what you up to?

nothing planned yet but you never know!

nothing planned yet but you never know!


I'm single again so I plan on finding myself a new breeding mate! :boobies:

nothing planned yet but you never know!

True. Saturday is an extremely mysterious day!

I'm single again so I plan on finding myself a new breeding mate! :boobies:

Good luck my man

I'm single again so I plan on finding myself a new breeding mate! :boobies:

it's the way to go!

i might head into town later after i have had a few and see if i can pick up a couple of sexy ladies to come back to the flat :boobies: :banana:

it's the way to go!

i might head into town later after i have had a few and see if i can pick up a couple of sexy ladies to come back to the flat :boobies: :banana:

Remember, you need to video it and upload it for all us pervs to have a scan :lol1:

Remember, you need to video it and upload it for all us pervs to have a scan :lol1:

i would if i could

it's the way to go!

i might head into town later after i have had a few and see if i can pick up a couple of sexy ladies to come back to the flat :boobies: :banana:

I've got two short fat mates that I like to take out with me into all the clubs and pubs. I look like a magnificent gaint when I stand next to them so I'm like a lighthouse bringing in the ladies. Thats an old trick to remember! :lol1:

I've got two short fat mates that I like to take out with me into all the clubs and pubs. I look like a magnificent gaint when I stand next to them so I'm like a lighthouse bringing in the ladies. Thats an old trick to remember! :lol1:

sneaky bastard!

im sure you could pull all on your own though big boy :luvbed:

sneaky bastard!

im sure you could pull all on your own though big boy :luvbed:

too easy. I like using subtle tricks these days! :luvbed:

too easy. I like using subtle tricks these days! :luvbed:

makes it more exciting doesn't it

i would if i could

Do you not have a video camera?

makes it more exciting doesn't it


indeed. :boobies:

Do you not have a video camera?

no sadly!:(

no sadly!:(

Damn :frown:

Damn :frown:

were you hoping to see my pasty white scottish ass bouncing up and down ?

were you hoping to see my pasty white scottish ass bouncing up and down ?

Yes. My day is ruined now :dead:

Yes. My day is ruined now :dead:

maybe one day your dream will come true, never stop dreaming!

maybe one day your dream will come true, never stop dreaming!

Don't worry I wont. :nutkick:

Don't worry I wont. :nutkick:

so any plans for tonight ?

so any plans for tonight ?

Might go to witton park bonfire and meet up with a few pals. Maybe have a drink. All depends on if I can be arsed really.

Might go to witton park bonfire and meet up with a few pals. Maybe have a drink. All depends on if I can be arsed really.

any hot whores down that way ?

any hot whores down that way ?

Always is at Witton lol. Especially on Bommy night when there all pissed :lol1:

Might go to witton park bonfire and meet up with a few pals. Maybe have a drink. All depends on if I can be arsed really.


becareful around fireworks! :boxing: lol

the only thing that should be hot are the chicks! hehe

becareful around fireworks! :boxing: lol

the only thing that should be hot are the chicks! hehe

I agree lol. And I aint goin for the fireworks :boobies:

bonfire nights in glasgow are scary sometimes, it's like the wicker man!

bonfire nights in glasgow are scary sometimes, it's like the wicker man!

lmfao. I'd hate to be in Scotland at Halloween and Bonfire night.

lmfao. I'd hate to be in Scotland at Halloween and Bonfire night.

im only kidding, scotland is great for occasions like this

you should get your ass up to edingburgh for new year once in your lifetime
the street party is awsome

im only kidding, scotland is great for occasions like this

you should get your ass up to edingburgh for new year once in your lifetime
the street party is awsome

My mum used to live in Edinburgh and she said that it's amazing and everyone's out on the streets partying. It's called something other than New years in Scotland aint it?

do you smell fresh ?

As Borat would say, I'm more refreshing than a 7 year olds *******.

My mum used to live in Edinburgh and she said that it's amazing and everyone's out on the streets partying. It's called something other than New years in Scotland aint it?

yes!, hogmanay

As Borat would say, I'm more refreshing than a 7 year olds *******.

wow! that's pretty fresh

yes!, hogmanay

That's it lol. I probably will have a new year in Scotland at some point and I'm looking forward to it.

That's it lol. I probably will have a new year in Scotland at some point and I'm looking forward to it.

you would really enjoy it, another reason to come is t in the park the people there go wild and you have a great time, bring your own alcohol though as the prices for a pint are horrendous

you would really enjoy it, another reason to come is t in the park the people there go wild and you have a great time, bring your own alcohol though as the prices for a pint are horrendous

Thanks for the advice. Might persuade my mum to go visit my dad this new year, then travel to Edinburgh haha

Thanks for the advice. Might persuade my mum to go visit my dad this new year, then travel to Edinburgh haha

go to edinghburgh for the sight seeing then come to glasgow for the shopping and the night life

go to edinghburgh for the sight seeing then come to glasgow for the shopping and the night life

Will do. I like Glasgow. It has character.

The worst place I have ever been to in Scotland is Dundee. It's a **** tip.

Will do. I like Glasgow. It has character.

The worst place I have ever been to in Scotland is Dundee. It's a **** tip.

we glaswegians hate dundee lol!

we glaswegians hate dundee lol!

lmfao Why?

lmfao Why?

it's city rivalry i suppose

they dont lke us so we dont like them in turn

and you are right it's a **** hole

it's city rivalry i suppose

they dont lke us so we dont like them in turn

and you are right it's a **** hole

Oasis, do you say Street Fighter 2 like..

Streeh' figh-argh tooh.

Oasis, do you say Street Fighter 2 like..

Streeh' figh-argh tooh.

can't say i do

i say aye instead of yes and naw instead of no though

and i call peoplle bawbags a lot

it's city rivalry i suppose

they dont lke us so we dont like them in turn

and you are right it's a **** hole

So it's like Liverpool and Manchester, but in Scotland lol.

So it's like Liverpool and Manchester, but in Scotland lol.

pretty much

can't say i do

i say aye instead of yes and naw instead of no though

and i call peoplle bawbags a lot

Then you're a fraud.

pretty much

lol. Even the football stadiums in Dundee are trash and there town centre is like a flea market lol.

Then you're a fraud.

yep i dont live up to the stereotypes im afraid

lol. Even the football stadiums in Dundee are trash and there town centre is like a flea market lol.

haha!

there is great billy connolly joke that people from dundee came to glasgow and saw a post box and thought it was a skyscraper lol!

yep i dont live up to the stereotypes im afraid

That breed of accent must have died out.

When I was a child and went on holiday, there was this ginger Scottish woman who lived in Spain, from Glasgow, and I can remember she wouldn't stfu about the new 'Streeh' figh'argh tooh' arcade game, and made me go with her to play it.

That breed of accent must have died out.

When I was a child and went on holiday, there was this ginger Scottish woman who lived in Spain, from Glasgow, and I can remember she wouldn't stfu about the new 'Streeh' figh'argh tooh' arcade game, and made me go with her to play it.

did you give her one ?

even as children us scots are already sexually active

also people from edingburgh and dundee sound different to people from glasgow

haha!

there is great billy connolly joke that people from dundee came to glasgow and saw a post box and thought it was a skyscraper lol!

lmao I love Billy Connolly. Arguably the greatest Scot ever!

did you give her one ?

even as children us scots are already sexually active

also people from edingburgh and dundee sound different to people from glasgow

I didn't even know my foreskin could be pulled back in them days.

But if I knew how, I probably would have, she's the only ginger I've ever had the hots for in person.

lmao I love Billy Connolly. Arguably the greatest Scot ever!

well he is top 500, there are many great scots. what about dalgleish

I didn't even know my foreskin could be pulled back in them days.

But if I knew how, I probably would have, she's the only ginger I've ever had the hots for in person.

what about julianne moore from boogie nights and hannibal, would you give her one ?

what about julianne moore from boogie nights and hannibal, would you give her one ?

Maybe if she dyed her pubes, I'm not a fan of Doritos.

Maybe if she dyed her pubes, I'm not a fan of Doritos.

mr vain, that's you in a nutshell shanus

also mccoys> doritos in 1

well he is top 500, there are many great scots. what about dalgleish

Shankly is the number 1 scot for me!

Dalglish, Hansen and Souness are all in the top 10 with Billy Liddel and Billy Connolly.

Shankly is the number 1 scot for me!

Dalglish, Hansen and Souness are all in the top 10 with Billy Liddel and Billy Connolly.

they were doing a "greatest british manager" poll of all time on football focus this morning, did you see it ?

mr vain, that's you in a nutshell shanus

also mccoys> doritos in 1

Mccoys > everything in 1, except Pickled Onion Monstermunch.

they were doing a "greatest british manager" poll of all time on football focus this morning, did you see it ?

Nope I missed it. I usually watch Football Focus too.

Either Clough or Ferguson would of come first. Shanks and Paisley never get the credit. It pisses me off!

Mccoys > everything in 1, except Pickled Onion Monstermunch.

never been a fan of monstermunch im afraid

Nope I missed it. I usually watch Football Focus too.

Either Clough or Ferguson would of come first. Shanks and Paisley never get the credit. It pisses me off!

they were all nominations

id go with either paisley or clough, big jock stein was also on the list

they were all nominations

id go with either paisley or clough, big jock stein was also on the list

Pailey is easily the greatest in my opinion. Just look at his honours list.

Honours: 6 LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83
3 EUROPEAN CUPS 1976-77, 1977-78, 1980-81
3 LEAGUE CUPS 1980-81, 1981-82, 1982-83
1 UEFA CUP 1975-76
1 EUROPEAN SUPER CUP 1976-77
5 CHARITY SHIELDS 1974, 1976, 1977 (shared), 1980, 1982
6 MANAGER OF THE YEAR AWARDS 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83
RUNNERS UP League Championship - 1974-75, 1977-78 FA Cup - 1976-77 League Cup - 1977-78 European Super Cup - 1978 World Club Championship - 1981

All that in 9 years. His honours list is greater than Ferusons, and Ferguson has been in charge of United for 20 years.

Jock Stein was also an amazing manager and Celtic's greatest ever I feel.

My top 5 are:

Paisley
Stein
Shankley
Clough
Ferguson

Pailey is easily the greatest in my opinion. Just look at his honours list.

Honours: 6 LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83
3 EUROPEAN CUPS 1976-77, 1977-78, 1980-81
3 LEAGUE CUPS 1980-81, 1981-82, 1982-83
1 UEFA CUP 1975-76
1 EUROPEAN SUPER CUP 1976-77
5 CHARITY SHIELDS 1974, 1976, 1977 (shared), 1980, 1982
6 MANAGER OF THE YEAR AWARDS 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83
RUNNERS UP League Championship - 1974-75, 1977-78 FA Cup - 1976-77 League Cup - 1977-78 European Super Cup - 1978 World Club Championship - 1981

All that in 9 years. His honours list is greater than Ferusons, and Ferguson has been in charge of United for 20 years.

Jock Stein was also an amazing manager and Celtic's greatest ever I feel.

My top 5 are:

Paisley
Stein
Shankley
Clough
Ferguson


i didn't know the poll had ended

paisley won, here is the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/6094334.stm

i didn't know the poll had ended

paisley won, here is the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/6094334.stm

Nice to see Bob get the accolades he deserves. He's very much unheard of nowadays with football fans and it annoys me.

Nice list by the BBC viewers.

Nice to see Bob get the accolades he deserves. He's very much unheard of nowadays with football fans and it annoys me.

Nice list by the BBC viewers.

3 european cups in 9 years with a british club is mind blowing
a well deserved win for paisley

3 european cups in 9 years with a british club is mind blowing
a well deserved win for paisley

I agree. And he was so modest too.

Who did Celtic play today? Or do they play tomorrow?

we beat second place hearts 2-1 and go 13 pts clear

we were 1 down with 5 mins to go

we beat second place hearts 2-1 and go 13 pts clear

we were 1 down with 5 mins to go

Lucky gets lol. Hearts are starting to lose their confidence now, and I don't see anyone catching you guys.

Just concentrate on the Champions League now lol.

Lucky gets lol. Hearts are starting to lose their confidence now, and I don't see anyone catching you guys.

Just concentrate on the Champions League now lol.

we were **** in mid week but i feel we have the quality to beat copenhagen away and qualify although they will be full of confidence following their win over man utd

the title is ours though,hopefully a treble for the hoops this season

we were **** in mid week but i feel we have the quality to beat copenhagen away and qualify although they will be full of confidence following their win over man utd

the title is ours though,hopefully a treble for the hoops this season

I hope you guys get through to the knockout stages at least.

Anyways I'm off mate. Speak to ya later.

I hope you guys get through to the knockout stages at least.

Anyways I'm off mate. Speak to ya later.

enjoy your night!

I didn't find a new breeding mate.... *sob*

On monday I'm going to have to use an even bigger trick of mine. I've got a mate whos a dwarf, a night in the clubs with him and I'll look like friggin goliath! If that fails I'm going to have to go back to talking to them.. lol

I didn't find a new breeding mate.... *sob*

On monday I'm going to have to use an even bigger trick of mine. I've got a mate whos a dwarf, a night in the clubs with him and I'll look like friggin goliath! If that fails I'm going to have to go back to talking to them.. lol

i hope you score man i really do

i crashed out with some pizza in my hand :nonono:

Hi there limeys! How ya mates.

Hi there limeys! How ya mates.

Hi mate. I'm good thanks.

morning limeys

how's it going?

morning limeys

how's it going?

Morning Boxclever. It's going good thanks. You have a good weekend?

Morning Boxclever. It's going good thanks. You have a good weekend?


i did thank you. i hope you did.

anyone on ?

anyone on ?

I'm with you man! :kiss:

I'm with you man! :kiss:


i'm here.:banana:

just back from mcdonalds with my mcchicken sandwhich meal and chocolate milkshake mmmmm! :banana:

just back from mcdonalds with my mcchicken sandwhich meal and chocolate milkshake mmmmm! :banana:


junk food are you not eating properly tut tut:nonono:

junk food are you not eating properly tut tut:nonono:

i couldn't help but give in to my desires

i couldn't help but give in to my desires

are we still talking food?

I'm having a healthy few days now. Eating good food drinking good drinks and getting back into shape. My pride has been dented so I'm pulling myself together.