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The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 03:39 PM
any plans for tonight guys ?

**** all. Was supposed to be playing football for my team but I've picked up an ankle injury.

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 03:39 PM
**** all. Was supposed to be playing football for my team but I've picked up an ankle injury.

sorry to hear it mate

what position do you play ?

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 03:41 PM
sorry to hear it mate

what position do you play ?

Central midfield.

Southpaw Stinger
10-20-2006, 03:44 PM
sorry to hear it mate

what position do you play ?

On top...

oh wait we're talking about footie now, sorry. :tapedshut

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 03:45 PM
On top...

oh wait we're talking about footie now, sorry. :tapedshut

sex and football

is there anything else worth talking about apart form boxing of course

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 03:46 PM
Central midfield.

the new gerrard :banana:

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 03:49 PM
the new gerrard :banana:

haha a few people have said that, not to sound big headed. I play just like him.

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 03:50 PM
haha a few people have said that, not to sound big headed. I play just like him.

can you play perfect 60 yard balls straight to a strikers feet ?

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 03:59 PM
can you play perfect 60 yard balls straight to a strikers feet ?


Not just yet but I can get it right from around 40 yards lol

Shanus
10-20-2006, 04:05 PM
I can't kick a football straight.

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 04:06 PM
I can't kick a football straight.

lol. I play nearly every day, so it takes a long time to be able to do it.

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 04:10 PM
oh and raging bull i did jamie lynn and britney last night so do i get 4 billion pts ?

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 04:13 PM
oh and raging bull i did jamie lynn and britney last night so do i get 4 billion pts ?


Sorry mate, but I've already won that bet!

Shanus
10-20-2006, 04:20 PM
lol. I play nearly every day, so it takes a long time to be able to do it.

That doesn't make me feel any better. :ugh:

Oasis_Lad
10-20-2006, 04:22 PM
Sorry mate, but I've already won that bet!

can i get sloppy seconds

i dont mind

The Raging Bull
10-20-2006, 04:23 PM
That doesn't make me feel any better. :ugh:


I'm sorry. I bet your talented in other things :grouphug:

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 01:16 PM
Oi! My luvly limeys!

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 01:18 PM
Oi! My luvly limeys!

how are you fiesty ?


it's been a while

The Raging Bull
10-21-2006, 01:20 PM
Oi! My luvly limeys!

What's up Fiesty

platinummatt!
10-21-2006, 01:21 PM
Oi! My luvly limeys!

ok, 95% of people who talk like that are faking it, and most of us dont talk like that. lol.

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 02:23 PM
how are you fiesty ?


it's been a while

yes it has!

things are well, thanks.
my little one is sleeping (for a change)
and my toddler & hubby are playing in the leaves outside.
i actually have a few moments to myself and decided to come say hello
to you lot.
Nice to see you and Boxclever posting regularly again.
and i saw that an old friend has come back as well.



How's life treating you laddie?

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 02:24 PM
ok, 95% of people who talk like that are faking it, and most of us dont talk like that. lol.

i do it because it makes me laugh....not because I am trying to pretend I am English (although my grandfather is 100% English)


i know...i know...i'm strange

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 02:25 PM
yes it has!

things are well, thanks.
my little one is sleeping (for a change)
and my toddler & hubby are playing in the leaves outside.
i actually have a few moments to myself and decided to come say hello
to you lot.
Nice to see you and Boxclever posting regularly again.
and i saw that an old friend has come back as well.



How's life treating you laddie?

who's the old friend ?

and life is fine though it has got rather predictable and slightly tedious

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 02:26 PM
What's up Fiesty

what's up with you???

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 02:26 PM
i do it because it makes me laugh....not because I am trying to pretend I am English (although my grandfather is 100% English)


i know...i know...i'm strange

can't be arsed is a fiesty favourite

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 02:26 PM
who's the old friend ?

and life is fine though it has got rather predictable and slightly tedious

barry.


and really? no girl in your life?

* FeistyWench *
10-21-2006, 02:27 PM
can't be arsed is a fiesty favourite

i love can't be arsed!

bobby peru got me going on that one.
that is him 100%. lol!

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 02:29 PM
barry.


and really? no girl in your life?

barrys back!

i had no idea

and sadly no lady on the scene im afraid

The Raging Bull
10-21-2006, 02:40 PM
what's up with you???

Nothing lol. It's been quiet in the adult lounge since you've been gone. Looking forward to having you back

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 03:22 PM
again just keeping up the post count in limey lang

Southpaw Stinger
10-21-2006, 03:26 PM
barrys back!

i had no idea

and sadly no lady on the scene im afraid

Oh Oasis Lad, I could tell you a great tale of female company and the STD's that fill our lives!

Oasis_Lad
10-21-2006, 03:27 PM
Oh Oasis Lad, I could tell you a great tale of female company and the STD's that fill our lives!

fire away!

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 08:20 AM
morning limeys!

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 08:43 AM
morning limeys!

Morning Laddy

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 08:44 AM
Morning Laddy

morning mr raging

did you wake up with a rager this fine morning ?

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 08:47 AM
morning mr raging

did you wake up with a rager this fine morning ?

In all it's morning glory :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 08:49 AM
In all it's morning glory :banana:

i like it! :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 08:52 AM
i like it! :luvbed:

Glad to hear it :kiss:

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 08:54 AM
do you think it's too early to start the nominations for category 2
as i haven't recieved replies from half of the people i sent pm's for category 1 too ?

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 08:58 AM
do you think it's too early to start the nominations for category 2
as i haven't recieved replies from half of the people i sent pm's for category 1 too ?

I'd wait for a few more replies to category 1, then start number 2

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 08:59 AM
I'd wait for a few more replies to category 1, then start number 2

agreed

that is what i shall do

thank you :kiss: :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:05 AM
agreed

that is what i shall do

thank you :kiss: :luvbed:

Good boy.
Liverpool Vs United is ready to kick off!

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:05 AM
Good boy.
Liverpool Vs United is ready to kick off!

is it on sky sports ?

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:08 AM
is it on sky sports ?

I think so. I only have Ntl Tv so I can't watch it :nonono:

I'm listenin to it on Liverpool E-season ticket though.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:10 AM
I think so. I only have Ntl Tv so I can't watch it :nonono:

I'm listenin to it on Liverpool E-season ticket though.

i have a chipped ntl box and i am watching it now

thanks for reminding me

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:14 AM
i have a chipped ntl box and i am watching it now

thanks for reminding me

I was thinking about buying a chipped box. They are floating round my area for around 70 quid. Is it worthwhile to buy one?

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:17 AM
I was thinking about buying a chipped box. They are floating round my area for around 70 quid. Is it worthwhile to buy one?

every channel for only £70

yes

mine cost £80

i only watch the football and the documentaries though

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:19 AM
every channel for only £70

yes

mine cost £80

i only watch the football and the documentaries though

I better get saving then. Thanks for the recommendation.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:22 AM
I better get saving then. Thanks for the recommendation.

let me guess football during the day and when it hits 12o'clock

**** TIME!!!! :banana: :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:23 AM
let me guess football during the day and when it hits 12o'clock

**** TIME!!!! :banana: :luvbed:

You bet! :boxing:

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:25 AM
You bet! :boxing:

it's the way to go

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:26 AM
it's the way to go

It's a really tense atmosphere at Old Trafford today. More than usual

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:28 AM
It's a really tense atmosphere at Old Trafford today. More than usual

i have noticed that

neither team has really threatened

though man utd have been the far better team attacking wise ( sorry )

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:30 AM
i have noticed that

neither team has really threatened

though man utd have been the far better team attacking wise ( sorry )

It's ok. I'm just hoping we grow into the game and control the midfield.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:32 AM
It's ok. I'm just hoping we grow into the game and control the midfield.

liverpool have started to come more into it
especially in man utd's half in the last few mins

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:34 AM
liverpool have started to come more into it
especially in man utd's half in the last few mins

Yep Gonzalez is playing well, but Garcia needs to get further forward to support Kuyt.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:36 AM
Yep Gonzalez is playing well, but Garcia needs to get further forward to support Kuyt.

thats exactly it

just that final ball or move and they could be in for a scoring opportunity

gerrard isn't seeing enough of the ball imo

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:37 AM
thats exactly it

just that final ball or move and they could be in for a scoring opportunity

gerrard isn't seeing enough of the ball imo

I know. It's been our problem all season away from home.


Gerrard has been off form since he came back from the world cup. I just hope he isn't burnt out.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:41 AM
I know. It's been our problem all season away from home.


Gerrard has been off form since he came back from the world cup. I just hope he isn't burnt out.

he does look tired or lacking energy

1-0 man utd:(

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:44 AM
he does look tired or lacking energy

1-0 man utd:(

**** sake. I just hope we don't lose the little confidence we have. If we lose today, I fear our title push is over :nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
10-22-2006, 09:45 AM
Let George turn those frowns upside down!

http://www.rileysautographs.com/george_foreman.JPG

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:48 AM
**** sake. I just hope we don't lose the little confidence we have. If we lose today, I fear our title push is over :nonono:

possibly

but the again you might not win the league but win the champions league again

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:49 AM
that picture is fan-****ing-tastic

The Raging Bull
10-22-2006, 09:50 AM
possibly

but the again you might not win the league but win the champions league again

Hopefully lol. But I'd still rather win the premiership.

****, Alonso nearly scored

Southpaw Stinger
10-22-2006, 09:50 AM
Can I have an award for posting the biggest ever picture on the forum? and of the best guy? lol

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 09:50 AM
Can I have an award for posting the biggest ever picture on the forum? and of the best guy? lol

only if you vote in category 1

Southpaw Stinger
10-22-2006, 10:04 AM
only if you vote in category 1

I'm on my way.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 10:05 AM
I'm on my way.

glad to hear it :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
10-22-2006, 11:13 AM
I can think more clearly with a pint in me.

Oasis_Lad
10-22-2006, 11:15 AM
I can think more clearly with a pint in me.

i have just finished my 6th can

and want more but cant be arsed moving

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:27 PM
i have just finished my 6th can

and want more but cant be arsed moving

i'm just back from the pub a bit pissed.:banana: :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:28 PM
i'm just back from the pub a bit pissed.:banana: :banana:

what did you have to drink ?

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:28 PM
i'm just back from the pub a bit pissed.:banana: :banana:

Jus got back from my mates house and I'm pissed :ugh:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:29 PM
Jus got back from my mates house and I'm pissed :ugh:

everybodys pissed tonight, i feel left out

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:30 PM
what did you have to drink ?


2 pints of lager
3 wkds
1 brandy and baileys
half a guiness

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:32 PM
everybodys pissed tonight, i feel left out

Aww sorry man. Have a kiss instead :kiss:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:33 PM
2 pints of lager
3 wkds
1 brandy and baileys
half a guiness

quite an ensemble of drinks

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:33 PM
Aww sorry man. Have a kiss instead :kiss:

thanks babe! :luvbed:

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:34 PM
quite an ensemble of drinks


not bad is it gonna drink loads of water now as working tomoz.

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:36 PM
thanks babe! :luvbed:

I bought you a pint!

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:38 PM
I bought you a pint!

i seen it

gawd bless ya man!

Shanus
10-23-2006, 08:40 PM
What are you wee lickle ****es doing awake at this hour?

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:41 PM
just going to get some water and a sandwich back in a mo.

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:43 PM
i seen it

gawd bless ya man!

O God really has blessed me ;)

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:44 PM
O God really has blessed me ;)

stop teasing! :flirt:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:45 PM
What are you wee lickle ****es doing awake at this hour?

im on 24hr f.ag watch tonight on bs

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:48 PM
stop teasing! :flirt:

I'm so sorry. I just can't resist your e-love.


Thankyou for the pint!

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:50 PM
I'm so sorry. I just can't resist your e-love.


Thankyou for the pint!


stop with the gay stuff pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:50 PM
I'm so sorry. I just can't resist your e-love.


Thankyou for the pint!

your welcome just dont spill any it wasn't cheap you know and all us scotsmen are tight bastards when it comes to money

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:51 PM
stop with the gay stuff pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

this site can turn the straightest men slightly queer

Shanus
10-23-2006, 08:52 PM
stop with the gay stuff pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

It's either gay stuff, while limey langin', or neither.

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:52 PM
stop with the gay stuff pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

We're not acting gay. We're part of the Liverpool/Celtic brethren and this is how we all act to each other!

your welcome just dont spill any it wasn't cheap you know and all us scotsmen are tight bastards when it comes to money

You got that right lol. But so are we scousers, so I know how you feel.

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:54 PM
this site can turn the straightest men slightly queer


u know if your slightly queer i'll have to dump you though right?

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:55 PM
u know if your slightly queer i'll have to dump you though right?

im all man i promise!

;)

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 08:56 PM
im all man i promise!

;)

How come they didn't have Boxclever in that poll to see who was the hottest female on this site?

And how come theres so few women on the site?

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:56 PM
It's either gay stuff, while limey langin', or neither.


i'm not avin that.

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 08:58 PM
How come they didn't have Boxclever in that poll to see who was the hottest female on this site?

And how come theres so few women on the site?

a lot of people said they would pick her but were worried about me watching

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 08:58 PM
How come they didn't have Boxclever in that poll to see who was the hottest female on this site?

And how come theres so few women on the site?


it might be because i very rarely post pics and not many women like boxing i guess, but i am HOT it's a fact.

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 09:01 PM
a lot of people said they would pick her but were worried about me watching

Aaah I see now. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you, old bhoy.

it might be because i very rarely post pics and not many women like boxing i guess, but i am HOT it's a fact.

I can't take that as a fact. I'm gonna need some proof. :cool:

The Noose
10-23-2006, 09:03 PM
u know if your slightly queer i'll have to dump you though right?

Arent we all slightly queer?

I swear i saw a Rikki Lake show that stated that as fact.

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:03 PM
Aaah I see now. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you, old bhoy.



I can't take that as a fact. I'm gonna need some proof. :cool:

i think it was more the fact that i would put them off sitting watching them from the corner of the room

im not that much of a pervert am i :ugh:

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 09:04 PM
i think it was more the fact that i would put them off sitting watching them from the corner of the room

im not that much of a pervert am i :ugh:

That would turn me on even more!

The Noose
10-23-2006, 09:05 PM
Anyway im off to Tescos.

Could somone pray that i dont get mugged, raped, or stabbed.

****, this may be the last thing i say to anyone.
Im serious.

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:06 PM
Arent we all slightly queer?

I swear i saw a Rikki Lake show that stated that as fact.


hey Bobby:kiss:

maybe we are all slightly queer, i must admit i quit like Julia Roberts.:tapedshut

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:07 PM
hey Bobby:kiss:

maybe we are all slightly queer, i must admit i quit like Julia Roberts.:tapedshut

now thats a double act id watch

The Raging Bull
10-23-2006, 09:09 PM
now thats a double act id watch

I still can't say if I would or not :nonono:

Anyways I'm half dead so I'm off to bed.

Look at them amazing lyrics :banana:

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:09 PM
now thats a double act id watch

bet u would an all. lol

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:11 PM
bet u would an all. lol

who wouldn't wanna see that

even the biggest queers on this site would want some of that action

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:12 PM
I still can't say if I would or not :nonono:

Anyways I'm half dead so I'm off to bed.

Look at them amazing lyrics :banana:

good night and sleep tight
dont let the boyfirend bite

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:18 PM
well i'm thinking the limey lounge revival is a success

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:19 PM
well i'm thinking the limey lounge revival is a success

it has been going strong the past week or so

lets keep it up!

Shanus
10-23-2006, 09:20 PM
Boxclever is a blonde, I can sense it.

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:20 PM
it has been going strong the past week or so

lets keep it up!


u would like to keep it up eh?:luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:22 PM
u would like to keep it up eh?:luvbed:

oh i can keep it up

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:24 PM
Boxclever is a blonde, I can sense it.


your senses aren't wrong, though i've not made a secret of that.

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:38 PM
where everybody go?

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:39 PM
where everybody go?

i just went to brush my teeth

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:40 PM
i just went to brush my teeth


i'll be doing mine in a sec got to get to bed.

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:41 PM
i'll be doing mine in a sec got to get to bed.

gotta build up your strength for tommorrow ;)

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:43 PM
gotta build up your strength for tommorrow ;)


naughty thing:luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:45 PM
naughty thing:luvbed:

i try my best

Boxclever
10-23-2006, 09:46 PM
i try my best


got to get some sleep huni catch you tommorow.:kiss:

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:47 PM
got to get some sleep huni catch you tommorow.:kiss:

night!

i'll see you tommorrow

boxstarr
10-23-2006, 09:58 PM
wahey...i have my pc back....now to try and find time in between uni fun!

Oasis_Lad
10-23-2006, 09:59 PM
wahey...i have my pc back....now to try and find time in between uni fun!

it's a miracle we have our mod back

welcome back :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
10-23-2006, 10:25 PM
All gone to bed ay? Lightweights!

The Raging Bull
10-24-2006, 06:20 AM
Morning Limeys!

boxstarr
10-24-2006, 11:57 AM
wahey!!!!!!!!!! the king is here

* FeistyWench *
10-24-2006, 12:25 PM
wahey!!!!!!!!!! the king is here

welcome back

Shanus
10-24-2006, 12:27 PM
wahey!!!!!!!!!! the king is here

Actually, I've only just come on.

Good guess though, you were close.

boxstarr
10-24-2006, 01:01 PM
Actually, I've only just come on.

Good guess though, you were close.
you no understand monarchy my friend

Shanus
10-24-2006, 01:11 PM
you no understand monarchy my friend

Understand this, peasant.

Around here, I'm god.

:boxing:

Just kidding, so you're the creator of the lounge, aye?

I'm honored.

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 02:44 PM
awright lads!

platinummatt!
10-24-2006, 03:09 PM
wassup, mo limey?

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 03:15 PM
wassup, mo limey?

i had the most disturbing dream last night

" i was talking to scarlett johansson and she said that her baby was trapped, so i look around and right enough there is a building on fire surrounded by people and firemen. i run into the building and rescue a small boy around 5 years old and escape with the boy safely and as i am walking back up to scarlett with him i look down and he isn't chld anymore but a subway sandwhich with audley harrison's head, crying".....................WTF!!!

what does this dream mean that audley has fathered a sandwhich with scarlett ? :confused:

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 03:22 PM
i had the most disturbing dream last night

" i was talking to scarlett johansson and she said that her baby was trapped, so i look around and right enough there is a building on fire surrounded by people and firemen. i run into the building and rescue a small boy around 5 years old and escape with the boy safely and as i am walking back up to scarlett with him i look down and he isn't chld anymore but a subway sandwhich with audley harrison's head, crying".....................WTF!!!

what does this dream mean that audley has fathered a sandwhich with scarlett ? :confused:

It means Audley will appear naked on the next issue of vanity fair with Danny Williams along side (hence the fat sandwhich)

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 03:27 PM
It means Audley will appear naked on the next issue of vanity fair with Danny Williams along side (hence the fat sandwhich)

your probably spot on

but would you buy that issue ?

and before 2tough and anorak snapped up all the copies

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 03:28 PM
your probably spot on

but would you buy that issue ?

and before 2tough and anorak snapped up all the copies

I'd reserve a copy for sure. :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 03:30 PM
I'd reserve a copy for sure. :banana:

me too id feel dirty handing it over the counter but im sure that would all go away once i got home with it and locked the door

Boxclever
10-24-2006, 04:34 PM
evening............:banana:

The Raging Bull
10-24-2006, 06:00 PM
evening............:banana:

Evenin Boxclever. You been out on the razz again?

Boxclever
10-24-2006, 06:06 PM
Evenin Boxclever. You been out on the razz again?

no too tired from last night.

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 06:17 PM
I don't sleep and I don't get tired. I might already be dead but I'm having too much fun to care!!

Toddy
10-24-2006, 06:19 PM
I don't sleep and I don't get tired. I might already be dead but I'm having too much fun to care!!

is that out of a song or did you make it up mate?

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 06:28 PM
is that out of a song or did you make it up mate?

I actually made it up. Thats the kind of night I'm having.

Toddy
10-24-2006, 06:36 PM
I actually made it up. Thats the kind of night I'm having.

thats pretty sweet mate! so sum it up then, what kind of night are you havin?

The Raging Bull
10-24-2006, 06:37 PM
no too tired from last night.

lol. Woke up without a trace of a headache this morning :banana:

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 06:40 PM
thats pretty sweet mate! so sum it up then, what kind of night are you havin?

That if I'm not dead now, I will be by dawn.

Boxclever
10-24-2006, 07:24 PM
nearly bedtime...................:banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 07:27 PM
nearly bedtime...................:banana:

im rather tired myself now ;)

i think i will stay awake and keep southpaw company though

Boxclever
10-24-2006, 07:32 PM
im rather tired myself now ;)

i think i will stay awake and keep southpaw company though



good 4 u, c u later then. night all.:kiss: :grouphug:

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 07:32 PM
im rather tired myself now ;)

i think i will stay awake and keep southpaw company though

Thats sweet oasis but you should get your sleep. I'm watching Boldfinger in a minute so I won't have any free time.

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 07:35 PM
Thats sweet oasis but you should get your sleep. I'm watching Boldfinger in a minute so I won't have any free time.

haven't you came too much already with hugh grant and res turning you on with their intelligent comments in the "bruce lee vs ali" thread ?

if not you mush have balls the size of space hoppers

Southpaw Stinger
10-24-2006, 07:41 PM
haven't you came too much already with hugh grant and res turning you on with their intelligent comments in the "bruce lee vs ali" thread ?

if not you mush have balls the size of space hoppers

I produce it faster than I can get rid of it. sad but true. peace out! :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-24-2006, 08:04 PM
I produce it faster than I can get rid of it. sad but true. peace out! :banana:

peace dawg!

keep it real ya hear!

Shanus
10-25-2006, 08:01 PM
Oggy oggy oggy!

The Raging Bull
10-26-2006, 03:12 PM
Oggy oggy oggy!

Oi Oi Oi!!!

Oasis_Lad
10-26-2006, 06:30 PM
limey lang has slowed down a bit

Southpaw Stinger
10-26-2006, 06:34 PM
limey lang has slowed down a bit


Only in you're imagination. It's as fast as ever!!!! :banana:

platinummatt!
10-26-2006, 06:36 PM
:banana:..

Oasis_Lad
10-26-2006, 06:37 PM
Only in you're imagination. It's as fast as ever!!!! :banana:

lets hope so

Southpaw Stinger
10-26-2006, 06:47 PM
hahahah see we're still having fun. Anyone got any dirty jokes?

Oasis_Lad
10-26-2006, 06:53 PM
hahahah see we're still having fun. Anyone got any dirty jokes?

hugh grant and res were drinking in a gay bar talking about bruce lee






oh no! wait i can't tell that one

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:45 AM
Morning Limeys :boxing:

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 10:42 AM
hugh grant and res were drinking in a gay bar talking about bruce lee






oh no! wait i can't tell that one

Thats too dirty even for me! Glad you didn't finish it.

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 02:31 PM
evening limeys

i shall be drinking tonight so expect plenty of drunken ramblings

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 03:00 PM
evening limeys

i shall be drinking tonight so expect plenty of drunken ramblings

Same ere mate lol

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:13 PM
Same ere mate lol

what's your tipple tonight ?

im drinking budweiser

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 03:20 PM
what's your tipple tonight ?

im drinking budweiser

Pernot. Strong ****, but nice. You ever tried it?

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:23 PM
Pernot. Strong ****, but nice. You ever tried it?

yes i have had it a few times

my sister brought me a bottle of this green **** back from spain that tasted exactly like pernot but because i was drunk when she brought it back i drank the lot in one night without realizing it was for shots only ( the stuff was like 45%)

i felt like **** for days

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 03:25 PM
yes i have had it a few times

my sister brought me a bottle of this green **** back from spain that tasted exactly like pernot but because i was drunk when she brought it back i drank the lot in one night without realizing it was for shots only ( the stuff was like 45%)

i felt like **** for days

**** man! A full bottle of that **** in one night would probably near kill me!

Drank about half a bottle a couple of weeks ago and was really wrecked.

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 03:26 PM
I'm avin some Jack Daniels tonight. good strong **** that will help me sleep!

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:28 PM
**** man! A full bottle of that **** in one night would probably near kill me!

Drank about half a bottle a couple of weeks ago and was really wrecked.

i can go without alcohol but when i start drinking sometimes i go on massive benders and spend between £80 and £100 on alcohol in one weekend

i wake up on the monday and there will be bottles of wine,whisky,vodka and a floor full of cans and bottles

my mum says my dad used to do the same thing

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:29 PM
I'm avin some Jack Daniels tonight. good strong **** that will help me sleep!

my favourite drink

good man!

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 03:32 PM
my favourite drink

good man!

A man of good taste i see!

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 03:36 PM
i can go without alcohol but when i start drinking sometimes i go on massive benders and spend between £80 and £100 on alcohol in one weekend

i wake up on the monday and there will be bottles of wine,whisky,vodka and a floor full of cans and bottles

my mum says my dad used to do the same thing

Bloody hell. Dreadin the days when I do that :nonono:

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:40 PM
Bloody hell. Dreadin the days when I do that :nonono:

part and parcel of being scottish i suppose, we just cant say no to a wee drink
and this eventually turns into a very large drink

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:41 PM
A man of good taste i see!

likewise

i am also going thorugh a white russin phase, that **** tastes good!

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:42 PM
thanks for the beer southpaw

Shanus
10-27-2006, 03:42 PM
part and parcel of being scottish i suppose, we just cant say no to a wee drink
and this eventually turns into a very large drink

Don't you Scots have a discount on booze?

Statistics show that you contribute to half of the entire worlds alcahol sales.

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 03:45 PM
thanks for the beer southpaw


no probs. :beerchug:

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 03:45 PM
Don't you Scots have a discount on booze?

Statistics show that you contribute to half of the entire worlds alcahol sales.

i know we drink alot but that can't be true can it, id say the russians would take us all the way

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:00 PM
i know we drink alot but that can't be true can it, id say the russians would take us all the way

What about the freench and their wine?

Gays

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:02 PM
What about the freench and their wine?

Gays

yeah they are quite gay

so how much pernot have you had raging ?

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:08 PM
yeah they are quite gay

so how much pernot have you had raging ?

About quarter of a bottle. Fair drunk already lol.

platinummatt!
10-27-2006, 07:09 PM
part and parcel of being scottish i suppose, we just cant say no to a wee drink
and this eventually turns into a very large drink

Anorak would love this. I want to alert him

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:12 PM
Anorak would love this. I want to alert him

yeah you go and do that annie!

another scotsmen are tight joke, exactly what this forum needs!

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:13 PM
About quarter of a bottle. Fair drunk already lol.

lucky bastard!

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:21 PM
lucky bastard!

haha You drinking your Bud?

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:22 PM
haha You drinking your Bud?

almost finished and still quite sober

i am hoping it catches up with me though

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:29 PM
almost finished and still quite sober

i am hoping it catches up with me though

That's what I thought when I was drinking the pernot at first. I only rteally feel it when I think about it at first.

But now, I'm quite out my head so expect some **** talking :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:33 PM
That's what I thought when I was drinking the pernot at first. I only rteally feel it when I think about it at first.

But now, I'm quite out my head so expect some **** talking :banana:

again

lucky bastard!

that is what usually happens with me though. on my last drink i still feel sober then the next day i wake up drunk and think what happened!?

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:36 PM
again

lucky bastard!

that is what usually happens with me though. on my last drink i still feel sober then the next day i wake up drunk and think what happened!?

lmao I love waking up drunk. It's a great feeling because you got no problems

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:38 PM
lmao I love waking up drunk. It's a great feeling because you got no problems

it's good but in my case i head straight for more drink

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:42 PM
it's good but in my case i head straight for more drink

I do the same. Why, when we are pissed, do we drink more?

BTW I get philosophical when I'm drunk.

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:47 PM
I do the same. Why, when we are pissed, do we drink more?

BTW I get philosophical when I'm drunk.

i love a man who ponders :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 07:48 PM
i love a man who ponders :luvbed:

Glad to hear it gorgeous :kiss:

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 07:55 PM
Glad to hear it gorgeous :kiss:

hopefully i will be drunk soon and then i can show you my true talent as a sexy boy :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 07:58 PM
again with the queer ****... thats meant to be saved til last orders!

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 08:00 PM
again with the queer ****... thats meant to be saved til last orders!

c'mon southpaw you know you love it

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 08:02 PM
hopefully i will be drunk soon and then i can show you my true talent as a sexy boy :luvbed:

omg can't wait!

Oasis_Lad
10-27-2006, 08:04 PM
omg can't wait!

if limey lang reaches 13000 pages i will give you and southpaw 5000 each :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 08:06 PM
if limey lang reaches 13000 posts i will give you and soutpaw 5000 each :luvbed:

Thankyou so much Laddie. You're so kind.

Come on 'paw lets have a hug :grouphug:

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 08:23 PM
:grouphug:

**** it lets get this lang into higher pages! :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 08:43 PM
:grouphug:

**** it lets get this lang into higher pages! :luvbed:

I dream of the day when Limey Lang has more pages than Pinoy Lang.

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 08:49 PM
I dream of the day when Limey Lang has more pages than Pinoy Lang.

The drunker we get the higher the chance of that happening!

The Raging Bull
10-27-2006, 09:03 PM
The drunker we get the higher the chance of that happening!

The drunker I get, the higher chance I'll do something stupid :bottle:

Southpaw Stinger
10-27-2006, 10:08 PM
We must be insomniacs. or drunk insomniacs!

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 12:34 AM
awright fellas

the alcohol caught up with me again and i blacked out

MickyHatton
10-28-2006, 04:55 AM
awright fellas

the alcohol caught up with me again and i blacked out

Do you ever sleep Lad?

I must be getting old mate!

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 06:45 AM
awright fellas

the alcohol caught up with me again and i blacked out

Unlucky mate. I just crawled into bed and crashed out.

Southpaw Stinger
10-28-2006, 07:08 AM
I fell asleep in the chair I'm sitting in, thats real dedication for ya. And no hangover! JD never gives me one, i love the stuff.

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 07:33 AM
I fell asleep in the chair I'm sitting in, thats real dedication for ya. And no hangover! JD never gives me one, i love the stuff.

I'm surprised I ain't got a hangover. Pernot normally ****s me up

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 08:47 AM
So hows everyone feeling this morning?

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 12:46 PM
So hows everyone feeling this morning?

im feeling good im thinking about going to the shop for alcohol

dont know what to get though, i have £15 left

Southpaw Stinger
10-28-2006, 01:02 PM
im feeling good im thinking about going to the shop for alcohol

dont know what to get though, i have £15 left

You're all alcoholics! lol I've got my self-control and I only drink 2 days a week. I'm keepin clean tonight but I will be socialising with drunks which is always fun. :banana:

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 01:21 PM
im feeling good im thinking about going to the shop for alcohol

dont know what to get though, i have £15 left

Bloody hell lol. Your not gonna have a liver left. But I guess thats the beauty of being young! :banana:


You're all alcoholics! lol I've got my self-control and I only drink 2 days a week. I'm keepin clean tonight but I will be socialising with drunks which is always fun. :banana:

I love socialising with people when there drunk, but I end up getting pissed too. I can't help it :nonono:

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 04:32 PM
LOL! how is this even possible???

although i have neglected my beloved limey lang due to our adult lounge i am still tied for most # of posts in this lounge. whey hey!

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 12,967
User Name & # of posts:
* Feisty Wench 2,540
OASIS_LAD 2,540
El Guapo/afro ninja 2,013
Boxclever 1,283
SPEEDY NINJA/??? 1,047
boxstarr 609
JDizzle79 528
sn1gger 497
Da Iceman 263
Bobby Peru 195
THE REAL NINJA 131
margebishop 125
The Raging Bull 109
medium-deek 98
Hector_pickle 96
Dugo Salapi 75
2nd II none 75
armani_model 70
LS-Injection 65
EXIGE 53
Southpaw Stinger 48
Jimmy The Gent 46
BIG_BOSS 44
RAESAAD 30
dr filth 29
happy_man 23
Chups 22
czars_salad 21
Asian Sensation 20
xzworks 17
MickyHatton 17
Scottie2Hottie 14
Shanus 14
jamsta 13
Katz 12
Ace_Kicker 12
platinummatt! 11
RunWithKnives 10
flipside 10
Tony Blitz 10
JOM'S 8
paul750 8
Hatton Hitman 8
"h@z!" 8
kadyo 7
Exige Jr 6
!! A - FORCE !! 6
the giant one 5
!!HiSpeedJay!! 5
mandy may 4
Memorex 4
AIR_KENG 4
El Cholo 3
drez24 3
oliverlt 3
Grimgash 3
Manfredo Jr 3
Talking Turkey 3
enadeus 3
SnoopySmurf 3
!! Sonny !! 2
_Benjamin$_ 2
Mr. Slick 2
bongkoy 2
Undefeated 2
blockhead 2
Bogler 2
PacKillsMorales 2
versatile2k6 2
platinummatt 2
!!! Beowulf !!! 1
killerb54 1
sinned 1
Dr Cynical 1
Hous 1
manasah mauler 1
pbds 1
Dirt E Gomez 1
BBKing 1
PALM_BEACH_CREW 1
kg21mvp 1
azza 1
Larry Merchant 1
bigsmoothh 1
ZeroSleepV2 1

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:36 PM
alright fiesty ?

limey lang was on it's arse for a good month or two so you had no competition

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 04:38 PM
i'm glad it is back - up and running again.

really nice to seem some of the original posters posting again.

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:40 PM
i'm glad it is back - up and running again.

really nice to seem some of the original posters posting again.

how's the nipper ?

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 04:41 PM
how's the nipper ?

he's good, but typical baby - lots of crying, pooping, eating, sleeping.
in a couple of monsths, he will be loads of fun. you can actually interact with him, he is too young now.

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:43 PM
he's good, but typical baby - lots of crying, pooping, eating, sleeping.
in a couple of monsths, he will be loads of fun. you can actually interact with him, he is too young now.

a lot of sleepless nights eh ?

Southpaw Stinger
10-28-2006, 04:44 PM
I want a baby. Everyone seems to have a baby except me.

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:45 PM
I want a baby. Everyone seems to have a baby except me.

play your cards right and you never know

we could adopt one and be a gay couple :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
10-28-2006, 04:46 PM
play your cards right and you never know

we could adopt one and be a gay couple :luvbed:

I ain't drinking tonight so that stuff don't work on me I'm afraid! :luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:48 PM
I ain't drinking tonight so that stuff don't work on me I'm afraid! :luvbed:

damn! my dreams, crushed!

Southpaw Stinger
10-28-2006, 04:56 PM
damn! my dreams, crushed!

Only for a few days my friend, only for a few days! :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 04:58 PM
Only for a few days my friend, only for a few days! :banana:

is that a promise ? :flirt:

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 05:04 PM
a lot of sleepless nights eh ?

when i was pregnant (te last 2 months), i slept very little because it was impossible to get comfortable. now i get to sleep 60-90 minutes at a time.
i average 4 hours, maybe 5 hours on a good night, of sleep per day.
you just don;t feel rested when every tie you ener R.E.M. sleep, you are get woken up and are awake for an hour or two then sleep for an hour or so.
then once my 3 year-old wakes up, no more sleeping that day.

oh well.
who needs sleep?
lol!

Oasis_Lad
10-28-2006, 05:07 PM
when i was pregnant (te last 2 months), i slept very little because it was impossible to get comfortable. now i get to sleep 60-90 minutes at a time.
i average 4 hours, maybe 5 hours on a good night, of sleep per day.
you just don;t feel rested when every tie you ener R.E.M. sleep, you are get woken up and are awake for an hour or two then sleep for an hour or so.
then once my 3 year-old wakes up, no more sleeping that day.

oh well.
who needs sleep?
lol!

not southpaw that's for sure

any plans for tonight ?

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 05:08 PM
when i was pregnant (te last 2 months), i slept very little because it was impossible to get comfortable. now i get to sleep 60-90 minutes at a time.
i average 4 hours, maybe 5 hours on a good night, of sleep per day.
you just don;t feel rested when every tie you ener R.E.M. sleep, you are get woken up and are awake for an hour or two then sleep for an hour or so.
then once my 3 year-old wakes up, no more sleeping that day.

oh well.
who needs sleep?
lol!

Just think of how happy you will be when you're child says their first word, starts walking, first day at school. I'm sure that will make you feel better whenever the baby wakes you up during the night if you think of that.

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 05:14 PM
Just think of how happy you will be when you're child says their first word, starts walking, first day at school. I'm sure that will make you feel better whenever the baby wakes you up during the night if you think of that.

you are right! since i already have a 3 year-old, i know this period of sleeplessness doesn;t last long and motherhood is definitely very rewarding and worth all the sacrifices.

when i get up throughout the night, i just do it, you know? like i am on automatic pilot. i am very patient. ever see those old dunkin donut commericals with the guy getting up real early and saying "time to make the donuts" as if he is on automaic pilot?

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 05:17 PM
you are right! since i already have a 3 year-old, i know this period of sleeplessness doesn;t last long and motherhood is definitely very rewarding and worth all the sacrifices.

when i get up throughout the night, i just do it, you know? like i am on automatic pilot. i am very patient. ever see those old dunkin donut commericals with the guy getting up real early and saying "time to make the donuts" as if he is on automaic pilot?

lol It just becomes routine I guess. I can't wait until I have kids. I am looking forward to the sleepness nights :D

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 05:20 PM
lol It just becomes routine I guess. I can't wait until I have kids. I am looking forward to the sleepness nights :D

sounds like you will be an awesome dad. how old are you?

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 05:24 PM
sounds like you will be an awesome dad. how old are you?

Thanks. I'm 15, so I gotta wait a while lol.

* FeistyWench *
10-28-2006, 05:58 PM
Thanks. I'm 15, so I gotta wait a while lol.

helpfully you'll wait a little while. but you will have fun :D

The Raging Bull
10-28-2006, 05:59 PM
helpfully you'll wait a little while. but you will have fun :D

lol I'll have the fun, then the kid :banana:

The Raging Bull
10-29-2006, 07:10 AM
Morning everyone!

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2006, 07:15 AM
Morning everyone!

morning!

how are you ?

The Raging Bull
10-29-2006, 07:18 AM
morning!

how are you ?

Im good thanks. You have a good night last night?

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2006, 07:28 AM
Im good thanks. You have a good night last night?

yeah it was ok

The Raging Bull
10-29-2006, 08:37 AM
yeah it was ok

Good to hear it

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2006, 08:42 AM
Good to hear it

im just popping to the shop for more beer

be back in 10 :luvbed:

The Raging Bull
10-29-2006, 08:43 AM
im just popping to the shop for more beer

be back in 10 :luvbed:

Ok mate, speak to ya in a minute.

Southpaw Stinger
10-29-2006, 08:50 AM
We made it to page 1300 Oasis!

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2006, 08:58 AM
We made it to page 1300 Oasis!



if the drink puts me in a good mood i'll get limey lang to 1400 pages today :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
10-29-2006, 09:09 AM
if the drink puts me in a good mood i'll get limey lang to 1400 pages today :luvbed:


I ate a tablet with a rabbit on it this morning. Someone gave it to me in a club last week so lets see what happens! :banana:

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2006, 09:14 AM
I ate a tablet with a rabbit on it this morning. Someone gave it to me in a club last week so lets see what happens! :banana:

how come you get to have all the fun ?

Southpaw Stinger
10-29-2006, 09:17 AM
how come you get to have all the fun ?

Destiny. I get to have all the physical fun although I'm been destroyed mentally.