I hope the TR-GBP thing is settled now, but that apology was hella ghey.

I never apologise. I mean everything I say and do and regret nothing.

I hope the TR-GBP thing is settled now, but that apology was hella ghey.

i think it is.

gbp didn't put up much of a fight on the jmm thing. (although they really couldn't do much)

we'll see if tr-gbp work out some kind of deal concerning donaire.

they need each other right now.

pacquiao is running out of top rank opponents.

ortiz needs names like cotto and mosley to build his star power.

bradley might be going to top rank. khan and he needs to fight.

gbp can't build up donaire just on mares. donaire needs guys like arce too and maybe even lopez/gamboa if he makes it to 126-130 (which he has the body to)

Pac and JMM, eh? Gonna be reet hectic.

Pac and JMM, eh? Gonna be reet hectic.

it's at 144 catchweight.

bull**** fight.


pac should fight jmm at 135 or martinez at 160.

It's all down to that Roach bloke.

He's as bent as a nine bob note.

It's all down to that Roach bloke.

He's as bent as a nine bob note.

english , mother****er!

do you speak it?

i don't understand.

A handshake with that guy can cause bowel movements.

It was smart of them to do it at 144. At first I thought it was just Arum giving into JMM's demands. It probably was a bit, but also it meant GBP couldn't match the offer by offering JMM-Canelo, because the Irishman can't make 144.

It was smart of them to do it at 144. At first I thought it was just Arum giving into JMM's demands. It probably was a bit, but also it meant GBP couldn't match the offer by offering JMM-Canelo, because the Irishman can't make 144.

yup.

too much guiness for that lad.

tua takes over golden boy and top rank.

tua puts on this card:

saul alvarez-miguel cotto
nonito donaire-jorge arce
julio cesar chavez jr.-winky wright

3 winnable but big name , star making fights for my stars.

Put Groves on your card. He's the truth!

Put Groves on your card. He's the truth!

you just like him because he's white.



frank warren , man.

he ain't fighting anyone with a pulse until 2021.

Groves ain't with Warren is he? Warren was pretty pissed when he beat DeGale.

Groves ain't with Warren is he? Warren was pretty pissed when he beat DeGale.

i thought warren promoted both of them?


kind of like marg-cotto for arum. the wrong cunt won.

i thought warren promoted both of them?


kind of like marg-cotto for arum. the wrong cunt won.

Well, I ain't sure.

I just know Warren would have given his left nut to see a DeGale win.

Well, I ain't sure.

I just know Warren would have given his left nut to see a DeGale win.

i'm probably wrong.

i just thought so because it was a warren event.

i'm probably wrong.

i just thought so because it was a warren event.

You're probably right.

I don't follow british boxing. Load of ****.

You're probably right.

I don't follow british boxing. Load of ****.

khan is the truth , son.

Groves is with Haye. I think he'll be matched tougher than Warren fighters are, he's already fought 2 unbeaten Brit prospects which is unusual for someone of his age/experience (at least it is for this country).

Groves is with Haye. I think he'll be matched tougher than Warren fighters are, he's already fought 2 unbeaten Brit prospects which is unusual for someone of his age/experience.

he'll beat up khan next.

i saw a sky presenter ask him about a future khan matchup.

Khan needs to fight Sergio.

Groves banged Warren's daughter.

That explains how he came to be with Haye.

Groves banged Warren's daughter.

That explains how he came to be with Haye.

is there anyone groves didn't bang?

Khan needs to fight Sergio.

excellent point.

i made a thread about it.

is there anyone groves didn't bang?

Ga Ga. Couldn't decide who'd give and who'd receive.

Ga Ga. Couldn't decide who'd give and who'd receive.

everytime someone mentions lady gaga i think of jack/dap

that boy was all up on gaga's dick.

Course, 'Gaga' is one word.

It will always be a feckin' Queen song to me.

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Don't know what all the fuss is about anyway. Thatcher would rip Gaga to pieces, she's a feckin' madman.

Rizo has one Crabbies too many:

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Bored at work. Wanna go home.

Having a feckin' Snickers bar.

Finished me feckin' Snickers bar.

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Get the ol' post count up.

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I'd like to think she doesn't know they're exploiting her tits, but that she thinks she's just getting a lot of scenes where she needs to get somewhere in a hurry.

See you in rehearsals tomorrow

P.S. No need for a bra.

They'll be exploiting her on-screen Sister next!

Scumbags.

They'll be exploiting her on-screen Sister next!

Scumbags.

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Tua after the Lakers beat the Celtics.

Has all the makings of an incestuous lez-off.

Tua after the Lakers beat the Celtics.

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lolz Rosie's such a tart. LMAO!!!!!

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Anyone seen this?

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Anyone seen this?

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Me neither.

Sharapova up next. :luvbed:

Sharapova up next. :luvbed:

The face is a bit too strong for my taste. A bit mannish.

The face is a bit too strong for my taste. A bit mannish.

Aside from the broad shoulders and 6'2 frame?

Having said that, what I'd give to have them legs get me in a head lock.

Aside from the broad shoulders and 6'2 frame?

Having said that, what I'd give to have them legs get me in a head lock.

I don't do broads who could beat me up. I prefer to be the one doing the manhandling. Getting sexually abused and dominated by a hulking tennis player sounds like punishment for a criminal offense.

I don't do broads who could beat me up. I prefer to be the one doing the manhandling. Getting sexually abused and dominated by a hulking tennis player sounds like punishment for a criminal offense.

I wouldn't mess with Serena. She's built like Tyson's mother.

I wouldn't mess with Serena. She's built like Tyson's mother.

That broad is scary. For all the talk about the plump bottom, there's too much testosterone pumping out of Serena for "her" to be enticing.

They say Sharapova is an arrogant *****. I'd like to make her humble.

They say Sharapova is an arrogant *****. I'd like to make her humble.

Fat chance. She'd put you on your knees and make you say uncle.

She-hulks. :puke:

One more reason I don't want to have a daughter.

You seen Hulk Hogan's daughter? I think she'd out-hulk Sharapova.

You seen Hulk Hogan's daughter? I think she'd out-hulk Sharapova.

She looked cute a long time ago when I saw her on the Hogan Knows Best show. She was only about 15 or so. She wasn't done growing. Now, I'm sure she'll be big booting and legdropping her way to a few wrestling titles in no time.

Nigel Benn is here for the weekend hosting some Jesus gala dinner thing.

My mate bumped into him at Stormont hotel and got his picture taken and an autograph, what a cunt.

Nigel Benn is here for the weekend hosting some Jesus gala dinner thing.

My mate bumped into him at Stormont hotel and got his picture taken and an autograph, what a cunt.

**** Jesus, but if you've got Benn in a close proximity to you and a chance to potentially meet him, you should go. I'd love the chance to talk boxing with our man Nigel for a few minutes if I could.

**** Jesus, but if you've got Benn in a close proximity to you and a chance to potentially meet him, you should go. I'd love the chance to talk boxing with our man Nigel for a few minutes if I could.

I'm thinking about it, but to me it just seems really rude going over there just for an autograph.

I'm thinking about it, but to me it just seems really rude going over there just for an autograph.

That's what I'm saying mate. Screw just getting an autograph. Chances are likely slim he'd actually have time to strike up a conversation, but I'd definitely try. Ask him about his favorite fight from his career or something. I'd definitely ask if I could get a picture taken with him. Man, I'm giddy just thinking about getting a word with Nigel. :D

They say Sharapova is an arrogant *****. I'd like to make her humble.

aye.

nothing can humble a russian , 6 ft. 2 , millionaire , female tennis player like a greek dude that works at a twink bar.

Having a feckin' Snickers bar.

8am

Finished me feckin' Snickers bar.

5pm


that was a huge ass snickers bar.

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i would have you know...... in asia , being fat means you're wealthy.

What does Katy Perry see in that Brit f.ag Brand?

What does Katy Perry see in that Brit f.ag Brand?

wtf does he see in her?

they both have awful taste.

they deserve each other.

He can't see past the tits. He's a man.

He can't see past the tits. He's a man.

for $5-10k you can put those tits on any woman.

preferably one that's not ugly.

for $5-10k you can put those tits on any woman.

preferably one that's not ugly.

The guy's a freaking addict anyways. Who the feck knows what he sees when he looks at Katy.

Larry X cracks me up. His mind changes one day to the next, and all of his posts are hyper as hell.

The guy's a freaking addict anyways. Who the feck knows what he sees when he looks at Katy.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Katy Perry gets nothing from me.

Katy Perry gets nothing from me.

Do you think she'd want anything from the likes of us cunts? She could likely pull more girls than us... feckin' straight girls.
You know what they're like when they see someone with a bit a fame and money.

Katy Perry gets nothing from me.

katy makes $15 million a year , clyde.

she'd get whatever the hell she wanted from me.

katy makes $15 million a year , clyde.

she'd get whatever the hell she wanted from me.

Aye. The feck are we to get so picky?

She can attach Chunk to a strap on and have her way with me for all I care. Just gives me some spending time, doll face.

Aye. The feck are we to get so picky?

She can attach Chunk to a strap on and have her way with me for all I care. Just gives me some spending time, doll face.

you want to stuff your arsehole with peanut butter and have me eat from it , katy?

of course , i'll need the lamborghini tomorrow though.

Do you think she'd want anything from the likes of us cunts? She could likely pull more girls than us... feckin' straight girls.
You know what they're like when they see someone with a bit a fame and money.

katy makes $15 million a year , clyde.

she'd get whatever the hell she wanted from me.

Fair points. I suppose the proper statement would just be that the broad is not attractive. At all.

you want to stuff your arsehole with peanut butter and have me eat from it , katy?

of course , i'll need the lamborghini tomorrow though.

Man, you must be desperate, bud. :nonono:

time for lunch......

the good thing about dating 90 lb. breastless , assless asian women is they don't eat that much.

i have leftover steak from last night.


bake up some frozen fries and eat the steak as is?

or slice it up and make me a samwich?

decisions , decisions......

Still no word on Khan fighting Martinez. Boy just don't listen.

Have a sammich, Tua.

Man, you must be desperate, bud. :nonono:

you wouldn't eat peanut butter out of a girls ass for a lamborghini?

**** negrons do that **** for free.

Have a sammich, Tua.

that's gonna involve the slicing up of vegetables......

i don't know if i have the energy.

Hmm. If you have a lot of money, you've got all the broads you want on command. If you get an ugly sugar mommy, you get the red carpet treatment but can't really enjoy your sex life as much. You'd have to sneak some attractive gash on the side and hope your ugly rich broad didn't catch you and cut you off. :lol1:

time for lunch......

the good thing about dating 90 lb. breastless , assless asian women is they don't eat that much.

i have leftover steak from last night.


bake up some frozen fries and eat the steak as is?

or slice it up and make me a samwich?

decisions , decisions......

Whichever requires less work. We've got a cookout tomorrow. I won't be doing any of the cooking of course, just eating.

Hmm. If you have a lot of money, you've got all the broads you want on command. If you get an ugly sugar mommy, you get the red carpet treatment but can't really enjoy your sex life as much. You'd have to sneak some attractive gash on the side and hope your ugly rich broad didn't catch you and cut you off. :lol1:

you're thinking too much.

I'd happily get with some ancient ugly broad provided she were rich as Croesus. She can't live forever....

Whichever requires less work. We've got a cookout tomorrow. I won't be doing any of the cooking of course, just eating.

i just threw the frozen fries in the oven.

it was the easiest.

you're thinking too much.

I find myself thinking about these kind of scenarios a lot these days. I've got the wife, soon I'll have the kid. All I can do now is fantasize.

I find myself thinking about these kind of scenarios a lot these days. I've got the wife, soon I'll have the kid. All I can do now is fantasize.

Relax mate. After that comes the divorce, then you're back in the saddle, so to speak.

Relax mate. After that comes the divorce, then you're back in the saddle, so to speak.

Damn right. My wife signed the prenup without hesitation. :D

Damn right. My wife signed the prenup without hesitation. :D

It's best for the kid anyway.

I'm the result of my parents having stayed together. Don't make the same mistake.

It's best for the kid anyway.

I'm the result of my parents having stayed together. Don't make the same mistake.

If it turns out we're having a daughter, I'm leaving anyway.

I would prefer a daughter.

The old saying is, every son kills his father. I can do without all that.

I would prefer a daughter.

The old saying is, every son kills his father. I can do without all that.

Not my son. He'll be killing nothing but broads' love gashes. It's the thought of a girl of my own having her shaghole violated that I can do without.

Not my son. He'll be killing nothing but broads' love gashes. It's the thought of a girl of my own having her shaghole violated that I can do without.

Oh my girl won't be doing out like that. Absolutely no way.

Oh my girl won't be doing out like that. Absolutely no way.

Yes she will. They all do. Young, dumb, horny broads are the greatest thing in the world. Unless they're your daughter. The thought scares the hell out of me. I can't wait to find out I've got cooking in the oven.

Yes she will. They all do. Young, dumb, horny broads are the greatest thing in the world. Unless they're your daughter. The thought scares the hell out of me. I can't wait to find out I've got cooking in the oven.

Knowing what we know, about being teen lads back in the day, and what we wanted from those girls and the lengths we'd go to get it - really would shake me up having a daughter. I'd almost pray for a lesbian, provided she wasn't that bull dyke type.
Once you're daughter's 13 up, you better follow her around. Keep a piss super soaker ready should any cunt get too close.

Knowing what we know, about being teen lads back in the day, and what we wanted from those girls and the lengths we'd go to get it - really would shake me up having a daughter. I'd almost pray for a lesbian, provided she wasn't that bull dyke type.
Once you're daughter's 13 up, you better follow her around. Keep a piss super soaker ready should any cunt get too close.

Oh I'd be perfectly content with a lesbo daughter. But not a straight one. You hit the nail on the head Southpaw. I've done and seen too much done to teenage girls in my day. No dad/**** dad: whore via lack of love. Good dad/overprotective dad: whore out of rebellion. No win situation. Teenage girls = whores. I can't have that in my home.

Well don't give up if the scan shows an absence of trousersnake. I'm sure you could mould her into being a lesbian provided you start at an early age.

Well don't give up if the scan shows an absence of trousersnake. I'm sure you could mould her into being a lesbian provided you start at an early age.

I'm sure my wife would just love that. :lol1: But honestly, I'll do just that if it turns out to be a girl. I don't know exactly how long it takes to get to a point that you can get the scan done and find out. She's only a couple weeks in now. I might need to start drawing up my "raise a lesbian" battle plan. My luck shows there's no god and if there is he hates me, so I'm sure I'll get stuck with the daughter.

I'm sure my wife would just love that. :lol1: But honestly, I'll do just that if it turns out to be a girl. I don't know exactly how long it takes to get to a point that you can get the scan done and find out. She's only a couple weeks in now. I might need to start drawing up my "raise a lesbian" battle plan. My luck shows there's no god and if there is he hates me, so I'm sure I'll get stuck with the daughter.

I'm here for you, man. We'll raise this dyke together.

I'm here for you, man. We'll raise this dyke together.

I can always count on you babes. :luvbed:

Ok, just formulating a development plan for our... I mean, your daughter.

At night, instead of bedtime stories, one must only recite poems by Saffo. Make sure that the only posters on her wall are those of Anne Heche, Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnel. I know it's tough, but it's for the best.
Break her into tv with shows like Lip Service, Xena Warrior Princess, Fingersmith, The L Word and Tipping the Velvet.
Introduce her to films like Bound, Wild Side, Lost and Delirious etc.

As for food, feed her a lot of clams and make sure she always drinks from a furry cup.

It can't fail, Clyde.

Just been looking up some more famous lesbians.

No one of interest really.

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Picture time!

Best time of the day.

Greatest one punch knockout in the Ring this month

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Absolutely nuffink left.

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:eek: Lezzas!

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Bob Arum was right!

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What a puff Mozart was.

I don't care for the anti-Katy Perry attitude in Lang

My 27 second boycott starts...now!

Perry's grown on me. Her music's sheeit, but I could never deny a great pair of teetz.

I was looking for more photos of Pinder from the same set as the one above and stumbled across this comment on a forum. I never knew it was possible to be such a gay when talking about a woman having great tits:

Lucy is looking absolutely gorgeous in this pic Cloud 9 I love this sort of look - so natural, and kind of ethereal... shows Lucy in a different, and much better, light, with the emphasis on pure beauty Big Smile

Definitely a pleasant change from the usual one-track-mind way she is photographed Smile an excellent exposition both of Lucy's beauty and her versatility Smile (Also, it's another data point supporting my theory that women make the best glamour photographers Smile)

I'd love to see Lucy do a lot more like this Big Smile

...I must comment on the magazine, too. You may remember I've said I'd like to start a magazine where the emphasis is on quality, and which presents the pics just as high quality prints on good paper, with no captions and no rubbish printed over the top of them? That's exactly what this mag is Big Grin there was no editing required to present this pic, nobody's ruined it with silly additions. If the Aussies can do it why can't we? Smile

Metrosexual cunts are trying to ruin tits for us now :nonono:

I was looking for more photos of Pinder from the same set as the one above and stumbled across this comment on a forum. I never knew it was possible to be such a gay when talking about a woman having great tits:

Lucy is looking absolutely gorgeous in this pic Cloud 9 I love this sort of look - so natural, and kind of ethereal... shows Lucy in a different, and much better, light, with the emphasis on pure beauty Big Smile

Definitely a pleasant change from the usual one-track-mind way she is photographed Smile an excellent exposition both of Lucy's beauty and her versatility Smile (Also, it's another data point supporting my theory that women make the best glamour photographers Smile)

I'd love to see Lucy do a lot more like this Big Smile

...I must comment on the magazine, too. You may remember I've said I'd like to start a magazine where the emphasis is on quality, and which presents the pics just as high quality prints on good paper, with no captions and no rubbish printed over the top of them? That's exactly what this mag is Big Grin there was no editing required to present this pic, nobody's ruined it with silly additions. If the Aussies can do it why can't we? Smile

Metrosexual cunts are trying to ruin tits for us now :nonono:

All it needs is some pink text colour and one word at the end.

Monkz.

I guess it wasn't a natural disaster, or a virus, or a Nuclear Holocaust that was ever going to wipe us out, but the rise of the Meterosexuals.

Expect a Dictator with spot-free skin, and well maintained hair to come to power on December 21st 2012.

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Where's Oasis Lad, I miss the guy (yes homo)?

Where's Oasis Lad, I miss the guy (yes homo)?

floyd looks so open for that right hook mosley landed.

he's lucky pacquiao doesn't have a good right hook.

Scotland v ireland friendly: insert pun

War Scotland?

The game already finished. Robbie Keane scored the winning goal.

When asked why they lost to ireland, the scots replied that they did it for the lulz.
Don't we all?

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The game already finished. Robbie Keane scored the winning goal.

Don't ever ruin a game like that for me ever again mate.

MMgAy.

Bunch of shirt lifters!

MMgAy.

Bunch of shirt lifters!

mate u reckon george c. scott could put orson welles down for teh count?

Methinks its neke and neke.

mate u reckon george c. scott could put orson welles down for teh count?

Methinks its neke and neke.

Deserves more threads than feckin' Pac-May. A genuinely great match up that has more of a chance of happening.
Scott scores some knockdowns with acting ability, Welles rocks him a few times with directive force.

Not sure of the outcome tho...

Deserves more threads than feckin' Pac-May. A genuinely great match up that has more of a chance of happening.
Scott scores some knockdowns with acting ability, Welles rocks him a few times with directive force.

Not sure of the outcome tho...

Its a clash of teh titans fer' sure.

Scott has Strangelove and Patton, but Welles has Kane and the life mere mortals only dare wetdream aboot.

I reckon whoever is declared the winnar, the other side will cry robbery like a Puerto Rican ******..

On a side note, Arjen Robben is a ****ing badass Dutchman.

Re: May/Pac

The only way "pac" can win is if he stuffs May's ass full of dog dicks.

Which knowing "may" would only put him on teh good foot for the night since he's a **** loving ****** homo.

tho pac would never willingly give up dog dick since he's a filthy chinaman cunt who loves to eat dog bits.

Teh **** of dawg being prized by the azns for its ability to give never ending fertility to the first slanted eye midget boi who eats it.

Aka Pacquiao.

fertility= virility.

hard to tell the difference since all azianz look teh same.

androgynous and ****.

I'd pick GCS in that particular matchup.

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I'd pick GCS in that particular matchup.

don't let southpaw hear u say that.

Oh waite.

Too late.

:nono:

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how to party properly.

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Ever see Russ Meyer's 'Up!'?

Hitler paying a big-assed black woman to sit on his face in a sex dungeon. Nice.

how to party properly.

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That Prince Harry?

That Prince Harry?

aye, he tried to fool the people with a fake mustache and fancy b&w shoop.

but it doesn't wokr on all teh pepel.

bwaaaa!!!

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I accidently called Bunner a giant ****sucking ****** and suggested he go make up another story about his make-believe job and that he was a1000-posts per day 300lb sad spamming obese manlove cunt.

I accidently called Bunner a giant ****sucking ****** and suggested he go make up another story about his make-believe job and that he was a1000-posts per day 300lb sad spamming obese manlove cunt.

It's just the whole damn pretentiousness of his posts. Never mind the feckin' volume.

In his reply, he edited my, er I mean, Clegg's post, to make it include racial comments that were obviously never there in the original version.

What a sad cunt.

I accidently called Bunner a giant ****sucking ****** and suggested he go make up another story about his make-believe job and that he was a1000-posts per day 300lb sad spamming obese manlove cunt.

Somebody had to do it mate. Somebody who's not on his ignore list to be specific.

I'm on his ignore list now, and when he replied to me, he added a racial comment to make it seem like I was being racist.

What a sad cunt. I like this forum, but it really has proved to be an outlet for a lot of sad people who otherwise would've been entertaining us in bumfights or suiciding it up on justintv.

take a deep breath , cleggie poo.


cleggie gets excited when cotto is involved.

Cotto KO1 Tua

I'm on his ignore list now, and when he replied to me, he added a racial comment to make it seem like I was being racist.

What a sad cunt. I like this forum, but it really has proved to be an outlet for a lot of sad people who otherwise would've been entertaining us in bumfights or suiciding it up on justintv.

I just don't bother with PBF/Pac threads much anymore. Been around long enough to know which names of either guys' fans to laugh off when I see them as the TS. Burner is always funny, but in an "I'd like to punch this stupid, self righteous, high horse riding buffoon" kind of way.

Cotto KO1 Tua

where's the burner thread?

want me to post for you , since you can't?

i'm not on his ignore.

just post it here.

i'll quote it and post it on his thread.

where's the burner thread?

want me to post for you , since you can't?

i'm not on his ignore.

Cripes man, you must be special.

Nah, it's alright.

Wanna do an MMA bet? I got Overeem>Werdum, Fedor>Hendo and Roger Gracie>King Mo.

Cripes man, you must be special.

he can't put me on ignore. i'm the commissioner of the boxingscene fantasy league.

i bet sometimes he wants to though.


i know how to learn how to handle guys like horus , larry , burner.....

i don't let anything they say bother me but i take every little chance to annoy them. i end up annoying the trolls.

Nah, it's alright.

Wanna do an MMA bet? I got Overeem>Werdum, Fedor>Hendo and Roger Gracie>King Mo.

why do you get to pick roger gracie just because you're under him? (no homo)


i'll take werdum and hendo.

how much you want to bet?

I'll put 2B on each and give 2-1 odds?

Fedor-Hendo is at heavyweight btw.

I think a striker wih good takedown defence might be able to beat Roger. But I saw an interview with Mo where he was saying that he had faith in his wrestling and was planning to control Gracie on the ground. Anyone who tries that is gonna die.

Should have left those quotes in your sig, Clyde.

take a deep breath , cleggie poo.


cleggie gets excited when cotto is involved.

my g/f gets excited too.

She wants his **** badly.

I weep in shame in teh corner.

:nonono:

"Nothing matters now. Not the land. Not the money. Not the woman. I came here to see you."

I'll put 2B on each and give 2-1 odds?

Fedor-Hendo is at heavyweight btw.

I think a striker wih good takedown defence might be able to beat Roger. But I saw an interview with Mo where he was saying that he had faith in his wrestling and was planning to control Gracie on the ground. Anyone who tries that is gonna die.

hendo is better without cutting weight.

and fedor ain't a big heavy anyway.

she made a sly confession teh other day:

"during the weigh ins for fights I try to see how much meat is in the fella's pantaloons"

I was thoroughly flabbergasted. And somewhat aroused that someone so close to me could be such a filthy slut.

:wank:

i feel dirty relaying clegg's racist post to burner......

i have a message for you from clegg since you put him on ignore.


he told me to tell you......

"ignore is for *****es who have no argument."

"go **** yourself , you jungle monkey."

I ain't never seen no 300lb monkey.

I ain't never seen no 300lb monkey.

that sounds so racist.

stfu. go cook me a pot of rice , you fat slanted eye chinaman.

whoa......whoa......whoa.......

that's totally uncalled for , bro.

I wouldn't need a whole pot of rice. I'm not you.

Just started watching Fifth Element. Saw it at the cinema. Wasn't that keen. Giving it a second chance.

I wouldn't need a whole pot of rice. I'm not you.

Just started watching Fifth Element. Saw it at the cinema. Wasn't that keen. Giving it a second chance.

you can never have enough rice , brah.


our bets are on right? remind me day before the fight. you know how i forget.


fifth element is ****e.

go get into game of thrones.

then i can ruin it for you by telling you stuff in the book.

:lol1: Tua pretending he reads books :lol1:

:lol1: Tua pretending he reads books :lol1:

comic books are books , cunt. :nonono:

Henry The 8th: 'Mmmm that was fun, remind me to keep your head after I cut it off'

Tua (anyone else) did you ever used to watch Lexx?

I wouldn't need a whole pot of rice. I'm not you.

Just started watching Fifth Element. Saw it at the cinema. Wasn't that keen. Giving it a second chance.

That film is rubbish. Mila Jovovich doesn't look good in it, which would have been the only otherwise redeeming quality.

That film is rubbish. Mila Jovovich doesn't look good in it, which would have been the only otherwise redeeming quality.

Yeah, I didn't like it the first time. But I was only young so thought it might be different this time around. So far I'm about as impressed as Rizoom at a 'Women Who Don't Have ****s' meeting.

Should have left those quotes in your sig, Clyde.

I think the Stone Roses fella talked me into changing them when I was posting with a drink in my hand. Don't feel like digging them up now.

The guy who made Leon+Bruce Willis+Gary Oldman=a **** film. How can this be?

Tua (anyone else) did you ever used to watch Lexx?

i saw an episode or two when i was a kid.

it's about a chick who is always naked and a spaceship right?

Yeah, that's the one. I have the DVDs, watched the first and it seemed good but not got around to seeing the rest yet.

The guy who made Leon+Bruce Willis+Gary Oldman=a **** film. How can this be?

The film was supposed to be about Mila Jovovich looking good and she didn't. That's how.

i saw an episode or two when i was a kid.

it's about a chick who is always naked and a spaceship right?

When was this show popular? It's not ringing a bell.

The guy who made Leon+Bruce Willis+Gary Oldman=a **** film. How can this be?

you seen book of eli?

gary oldman is nuts in that one.

When was this show popular? It's not ringing a bell.

i don't think it was ever popular.

Yeah, that's the one. I have the DVDs, watched the first and it seemed good but not got around to seeing the rest yet.

firefly , mate.

get into that one if you haven't already.

great show. shame it only had 1 season.

When was this show popular? It's not ringing a bell.

I don't think it was popular in the US. It was on channel 5 in the UK. I can't remember when it was you moved so maybe you missed it.

It was pretty eccentric, like how a robot fancied the main woman and stuff like that.

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you seen book of eli?

gary oldman is nuts in that one.

Nah, someone told it wasn't that good so I didn't watch it.

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Tua, when I come to Cali, you gonna take me and Loc shooting?

Tua, when I come to Cali, you gonna take me and Loc shooting?

you better pick up , richie.

i ain't picking him up.

the drive from here to where richie is......is about the same as you driving from london to pick up laddie in glasgow.

I've picked up Laddie many times. The price of lube is always more than the price of petrol.

I've picked up Laddie many times. The price of lube is always more than the price of petrol.

what a ghey

Are you near Venice Beach, Tua?

Are you near Venice Beach, Tua?

nope.

san fernando valley.

see e.t. , fast times at ridgemont high , boogie nights , karate kid AND EVERY DAMN AMERICAN ****O YOU'VE SEEN.


but venice beach is only 30 minutes away. (everything is 30 minutes away in l.a.)

fast times at ridgemont high

ATG film, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Phoebe Cates :wank:

if chunk was caught having sex with his twin sister rizoom...... what would he do to keep that secret?

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ATG film, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Phoebe Cates :wank:

she stopped doing movies and showing her boobs because she married that kevin kline cunt.

boo kevin kline.

I remember hearing once that Kevin Kline is Chinese-Pinoy-NewZealander-Cornish-American.

I remember hearing once that Kevin Kline is Chinese-Pinoy-NewZealander-Cornish-American.

what a beautiful mix.

no wonder phoebe cates picked him.

you know you're hot when you make small tits look good.

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Ever been caught wanking, like the guy in that film?

I haven't.

Ever been caught wanking, like the guy in that film?

I haven't.

yes. more than once.

the funniest one was when i got caught by my girlfriend.

she woke up and was like "what are you doing?"

she thought there was an earthquake at first.

either my bed shakes at the slightest movement or i was jerking pretty damn hard.

When was that? Back when RichLoc was a virgin?

When was that? Back when RichLoc was a virgin?

i don't even think richie was born yet. :lol1:

this was like 1994.

I was hoping you'd say "yes, it was yesterday"

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ahhh...... that was my prime.

16 yrs. old , broke ass hell , no car , still in high school.

dating a hot 19 yr. old thai girl that was out of my league , who was rich , paid for everything and drove me around in her bmw 325i.


now i spend my days kissing ass to brokers and sales reps while trying to explain things to dumb people about a house they can't even afford.

i wish i was back in high school.

I was hoping you'd say "yes, it was yesterday"

you're so mean to my little brother.

I remember when I was a virgin, I used to think the hottest girls were the ones who were slim and had a pretty face. Now I realise a woman like this is much more fun to ****

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I remember when I was a virgin, I used to think the hottest girls were the ones who were slim and had a pretty face. Now I realise a woman like this is much more fun to ****

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you're still young.

in a few years , your expectations will drop.

eventually it'll be down to "well she was hot when i first knew her 10 years ago OR well at least she doesn't have any kids".

unless you make the mistake of getting married young......

I remember when I was a virgin, I used to think the hottest girls were the ones who were slim and had a pretty face. Now I realise a woman like this is much more fun to ****

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I definitely would NOT hit it, Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standards.

Tua, ever wish you lived 100 years ago so you could make better use of your guns?

"Eyyy amigo, who is this chinaman, he already killed Eastwood and Wayne?"
"They call him senor Tua, the bullets miss him even though he is such a big target!"
"Yeah, and he just shot Jack Johnson for being overrated"

I definitely would NOT hit it, Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standards.

you better get on them hoes now , richie.

16-25 is prime age for women.

that's when they're still all fit and most importantly (dumb)

after 25 , they get smarter , get pickier and get fatter.

12-16 is beezies' prime.

I definitely would NOT hit it, Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standards.

I forgot to mention, another good western is The Wild Bunch. Lots of dying in that.

Tua, ever wish you lived 100 years ago so you could make better use of your guns?

"Eyyy amigo, who is this chinaman, he already killed Eastwood and Wayne?"
"They call him senor Tua, the bullets miss him even though he is such a big target!"
"Yeah, and he just shot Jack Johnson for being overrated"

i wish i could be back to the 90's.

big fish in a little pond.

all my friends did whatever i told them to do and all my enemies pissed their pants when they saw me.

i use to pick fights with like 4-5 guys by myself and they didn't want none because they were scared to beat me up.

i thought i was such a bad ass.

now i get 50 yr. old women yelling at me because their deal didn't close and they didn't get their commission and i have to sit there and take it. can't even hang up on the slags.

12-16 is beezies' prime.

bollocks.......

i wish i could be back to the 90's.

big fish in a little pond.

all my friends did whatever i told them to do and all my enemies pissed their pants when they saw me.

i use to pick fights with like 4-5 guys by myself and they didn't want none because they were scared to beat me up.

i thought i was such a bad ass.

now i get 50 yr. old women yelling at me because their deal didn't close and they didn't get their commission and i have to sit there and take it. can't even hang up on the slags.

I'd go back to when I was 16-17. My life was a bit like a Sir Tom Jones post, but more interesting. The girls wanted to do more than just kiss and ask me to post about it on the internet.

I was never that much of a bad ass. I remember once me and my friend were outnumbered, something like 2 of us against 6 or 7 of them. Then my friends brother turns up and offers to fight all of them and they back off. I never had any bad ass moments like that though, my little brothers tend to handle stuff themselves and don't call on me to help. My little bro fought 2 guys at once a while back, and wouldn't let me come with him to look for them and get revenge:nonono:

I'd spark you and yer bro out.

My lil bro would probably beat you Loc.

He's a bit like you anyway, watches films, doesn't go out much, no girlfriend.

But he's a bit of a natural fighter. If someone looks at me wrong in the street, I let it go. If someone looks at him wrong, he starts throwing punches, even if he's outnumbered and smaller.

Probably because he's smaller than I am. Bigger guys like to bully people, but smaller guys are quick to prove they can scrap just as well.

I'd tap you out, btw.

You're my friend, so I'd so for Americana from side control until you gave in. Anyone else and I'd use punches from mount or elbow from side control or mount. But I wouldn't use strikes, just so you could save ego by claiming to be the better boxer.

You'd dry hump me? Some friend you are. I'd rather keep some of me manhood and be put to sleep Williams style.. :nonono:

I'd go back to when I was 16-17. My life was a bit like a Sir Tom Jones post, but more interesting.

I was never that much of a bad ass. I remember once me and my friend were outnumbered, something like 2 of us against 6 or 7 of them. Then my friends brother turns up and offers to fight all of them and they back off. I never had any bad ass moments like that though, my little brothers tend to handle stuff themselves and don't call on me :nonono:

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the cunt a few times over the head with the frying pan. :lol1:

My lil bro would probably beat you Loc.

He's a bit like you anyway, watches films, doesn't go out much, no girlfriend.

But he's a bit of a natural fighter. If someone looks at me wrong in the street, I let it go. If someone looks at him wrong, he starts throwing punches, even if he's outnumbered and smaller.

Probably because he's smaller than I am. Bigger guys like to bully people, but smaller guys are quick to prove they can scrap just as well.

I'd spark him out.

He looked taller than you in one of teh FB pics..

I'd tap you out, btw.

You're my friend, so I'd so for Americana from side control until you gave in. Anyone else and I'd use punches from mount or elbow from side control or mount. But I wouldn't use strikes, just so you could save ego by claiming to be the better boxer.

without fail.

whenever someone takes bjj......

the moment they learn a few moves and get good , they now all of a sudden think the can beat anyone in a fight.

"no matter how big they are , i can always take them down and as long as they don't know wrestling or bjj , i'll whoop him" , they tell themselves.....

i was the same way. :lol1:

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the cunt a few times over the head with the frying pan. :lol1:

Did he go down after the frying pan shot?

I think the main reason they were scared of my friend's bro was confidence. He wasn't small. Maybe 6'1, and a few extra lbs, but that was fat not muscle. He could fight and I think did karate, but of course when someone is a stranger no one knows what they can do. They just knew he was willing to fight any of them and that scared them.

I remember a few weeks afterwards, one of them said to me "you guys will get it, that friend of yours walks past our houses every day, we're gonna get him".

He walked past all their houses at the same time every single day on his way home, and they still didn't do **** :nonono:

Obviously I wouldn't want to fight 3 guys at once. But in my experience, or at least in England, the guys who only start when they are in a group are ******* compared to the guys who try to start a fight when they are alone or outnumbered.

I haven't had a street fight for ages though. Sometimes I feel I need one, just as a tune up :lol1:

I think I mentioned the last street fight I had already. 3 of them talking **** to me, I could see where things were going so I started punching the biggest one. He ducked down so I ended up punching the top of his head a few times, my hand and wrist hurt for days afterwards. Then his friend jumps in but didn't really land much, then some girl from across the street came and broke it up and insulted them for not fighting 1 vs 1. The next time I saw the main guy he apologised.

without fail.

whenever someone takes bjj......

the moment they learn a few moves and get good , they now all of a sudden think the can beat anyone in a fight.

"no matter how big they are , i can always take them down and as long as they don't know wrestling or bjj , i'll whoop him" , they tell themselves.....

i was the same way. :lol1:

I used to do boxing, plus I know from experience that I am physically stonger than most guys. I'm not boasting with that because of course lots of people are stronger than me, but you know what I mean. In the UK no one even knows wrestling, they don't do it in college or school like in the US.

Plus BJJ is the best martial art anyway...

I'd spark him out.

He looked taller than you in one of teh FB pics..

Probably because I was sitting down. I am bigger than my 3 brothers, taller+heavier.

Did he go down after the frying pan shot?

I think the main reason they were scared of my friend's bro was confidence. He wasn't small. Maybe 6'1, and a few extra lbs, but that was fat not muscle. He could fight and I think did karate, but of course when someone is a stranger no one knows what they can do. They just knew he was willing to fight any of them and that scared them.

I remember a few weeks afterwards, one of them said to me "you guys will get it, that friend of yours walks past our houses every day, we're gonna get him".

He walked past all their houses at the same time every single day on his way home, and they still didn't do **** :nonono:

Obviously I wouldn't want to fight 3 guys at once. But in my experience, or at least in England, the guys who only start when they are in a group are ******* compared to the guys who try to start a fight when they are alone or outnumbered.

I haven't had a street fight for ages though. Sometimes I feel I need one, just as a tune up :lol1:

I think I mentioned the last street fight I had already. 3 of them talking **** to me, I could see where things were going so I started punching the biggest one. He ducked down so I ended up punching the top of his head a few times, my hand and wrist hurt for days afterwards. Then his friend jumps in but didn't really land much, then some girl from across the street came and broke it up and insulted them for not fighting 1 vs 1. The next time I saw the main guy he apologised.

nope. not from the 1st shot. i think i hit him like 3-4 times single handed and he didn't go down he just slowed down. i think he was dazed.

after 3-4 times singlehanded , i gave him like 3 shots double handed using all my power. that's when he went out cold.

once he was cold , then my other friends of course got brave and started teeing off on the poor unconscious man. :lol1:

we had to carry him back to his car though , which was a ***** and we laid him out on the street a few blocks away. i think he had a concussion because he woke up in the car and he didn't move or say anything.

when we left him on the street he just laid there. not saying anything or moving.




"i don't mean to brag but i'm stronger than mere mortal men." -clegg

:lol1:

i was not the best fighter out of my friends. not the strongest either.

what i did learn is that i can take a ton of punishment. i've been hit with bats , car clubs , bottles and even stabbed but not once did i ever go unconscious.

even when i almost died , i didn't go unconscious. i didn't go unconscious until the doctos put me under.

confidence makes others lose theirs to be honest.

there was plenty of times when i showed over-confidence that it saved my ass.

people tend to start wondering why you are so confident especially when outnumbered. they start thinking you might have a gun or knife or something.


though......confidence also got me arse kicked in once or twice too. :lol1:

nope. not from the 1st shot. i think i hit him like 3-4 times single handed and he didn't go down he just slowed down. i think he was dazed.

after 3-4 times singlehanded , i gave him like 3 shots double handed using all my power. that's when he went out cold.

once he was cold , then my other friends of course got brave and started teeing off on the poor unconscious man. :lol1:

we had to carry him back to his car though , which was a ***** and we laid him out on the street a few blocks away. i think he had a concussion because he woke up in the car and he didn't move or say anything.

when we left him on the street he just laid there. not saying anything or moving.




"i don't mean to brag but i'm stronger than mere mortal men." -clegg

:lol1:

i was not the best fighter out of my friends. not the strongest either.

what i did learn is that i can take a ton of punishment. i've been hit with bats , car clubs , bottles and even stabbed but not once did i ever go unconscious.

even when i almost died , i didn't go unconscious. i didn't go unconscious until the doctos put me under.

I've never been in weapon fights. One time a guy tried stabbing me in the eye with a pen but I overpowed him so he couldn't do ****. He was ginger as well, I rest my case.

I remember a fight in school. A friend of mine had an argument with this big Columbian dude. Columbian dude was taller and stockier, so he grabbed my friend by the neck like it was nothing. But my friend is one of those people who doesn't give in, so he grabs his red ink pen and starts stabbing the Columbian dude in the neck over and over. By the time it was over you couldn't tell where the red ink stopped and the blood began :lol1:

For me, the worst place to get hit in a fight is the nose. My eyes are sensitive, they start stinging when someone smokes around me sometimes, so when I get hit in the nose they get watery and it affects my vision and makes me look bad :nonono:

I remember losing a fight to an older kid when I was about 12 and he hit me in the nose and I bled like a pig getting prepared for a dinner at Tua's house. I'd like to rematch that guy, like when Matt Damon KTFO that guy who beat him up in Kindergarten in Good WIll Hunting. He ducked me by leaving town not long afterwards.

"I ain't try'na brag, but I was bloody good at it"
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man , in l.a. weapons are almost always involved.

that's how i got my reputation.

one time this MS13 flashed his .45 in his waistband at me and my friends.

i got right in his face , told him to gtfo.

then another time i ran into a group of OBS and their leader pulled a knife out. i shoved him and asked him if he wanted a piece of me.

that's where i got my reputation. the guy that don't care if someone has a gun or knife.


honestly? i wear glasses. during these confrontations i wasn't wearing my glasses or contacts.

i never saw the gun or the knife. i found out after the fact when my friends talked about it.

but i didn't let that get in the way of a nice story. :D

Mak says he made you lean back.

I just put on Fast Times.

'No shirt
No shoes
No dice'

Mak says he made you lean back.

I just put on Fast Times.

anyways......

mak knows the truth. he might deny it since those are his friends and his family.

the truth is we won BOTH wars against his cousins and his friends.


his friends would stay outside and just shoot the walls of our pool halls and coffee shops. they wouldn't even come in.

his cousins were worse. they wouldn't even get out of the car.

yeah , hang out of the window and shoot from a car driving 60mph. go wound some bushes and trees.

He also said yo momma so fat etc.

Phoebe Cates teaching Jennifer Jason Leigh how to deep throat. They should've practiced at my house!

Phoebe Cates teaching Jennifer Jason Leigh how to deep throat. They should've practiced at my house!

yeah but it would help practicing on normal size objects.

feck me it's 1am.

i guess i'll show up an hour late tomorrow.

gotsta have me beauty sleep ye know.

yeah but it would help practicing on normal size objects.

Yeah, mine is pretty big, fair point.

Yeah, mine is pretty big, fair point.

i knew you were gonna go in that direction........

i need to go to sleep.


clegg forward me that link to the hammil-jackson fight.

That's what she said when I stuck it up her ass

That's what she said when I stuck it up her ass

she wanted a link to the boring ass jackson-hammil fight too?

be honest.

how many times have you tried to put it in no. 2 and pretended it was a mistake?

no response eh?

you on ignore?




:lol1:

i still can't believe burner was bragging about winning the argument because you had no response.

he put you on ignore! you couldn't respond to his thread! :lol1:

Girls usually agree or disagree. The ones who disagree didn't even trust me with regular doggie style so I never had a chance to slip it in the wrong'un.

One girl agreed and then started crying straight away. And I ended up with **** on my dick. Not the best of nights...

Larry wants people to follow him on Twitter.

:nonono:

Never mind twitter, follow me on the ****ter

Girls usually agree or disagree. The ones who disagree didn't even trust me with regular doggie style so I never had a chance to slip it in the wrong'un.

One girl agreed and then started crying straight away. And I ended up with **** on my dick. Not the best of nights...

don't ask , clegg.

if you have to ask the answer is no.


just do it and they'll let you know if it's ok or not then.

that was my mistake when i was richie's age. i asked.

if you ask , they will usually say no.

who the hell is gonna follow him on twitter?