That was years ago.

Frying sounds like a lot of hard work though. I'll just stick with the bacon with added bacon on the side and an extra helping of bacon.

i remember 5th grade.....

the teacher was asking the whole class what we had for breakfast.

when it was my turn i told them , "3 fried eggs , toast and 8-9 strips of bacon."

the teacher was like , "wtf? 8-9?" :lol1:

You have brown sauce (aka HP sauce) in the US? That's what I have with my bacon
http://files.sharenator.com/lg_hp_sauce_big_RE_HP-s358x368-98731-580.jpg

I remember when I tried the ketogenic diet (similar to Atkins diet). Bacon for breakfast, corned beef for lunch, cheese as a snack as well as eggs and tuna. T'was lovely, but I really missed sugar pretty quickly.

You have brown sauce (aka HP sauce) in the US? That's what I have with my bacon
http://files.sharenator.com/lg_hp_sauce_big_RE_HP-s358x368-98731-580.jpg

I remember when I tried the ketogenic diet (similar to Atkins diet). Bacon for breakfast, corned beef for lunch, cheese as a snack as well as eggs and tuna. T'was lovely, but I really missed sugar pretty quickly.

i don't think we have HP.

is it like A1 sauce?


i usually have bacon with just ketchup.

or nothing at all if i eat it with filipino breakfast rice. (garlic fried rice with egg)

Some slogans for A1 include:

* "Don't cover it. Discover it, with A1." (1980s)
* "Great Steak! Great fun! A1!" (1981)
* "A1 makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers." (early 1980s)
* "A1. How Steak is Done." (1990s)
* "A1. Yeah, it's that important." (early-mid 2000s)
* "A1: Makes beef sing." (current)

Some slogans for A1 include:

* "Don't cover it. Discover it, with A1." (1980s)
* "Great Steak! Great fun! A1!" (1981)
* "A1 makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers." (early 1980s)
* "A1. How Steak is Done." (1990s)
* "A1. Yeah, it's that important." (early-mid 2000s)
* "A1: Makes beef sing." (current)

that doesn't answer my question , slag.

is HP and A1 the same thing or close?

Never tried A1 or seen it for sale.

Never tried A1 or seen it for sale.

i googled it.

it should be similar.


steak sauce in america = brown sauce in britain

Now you have me craving a steak.

i just don't understand why you guys just don't call everything by it's proper name.

you guys call steak sauce brown sauce.

call cookies biscuits.

call candies sweets.

:nonono:

weirdos.

Cookies are a type of biscuit.

Generally, Americans have much better unhealthy food than Britain. But when it comes to biscuits, we seem to have far, far more than you. Maybe because we drink tea and have biscuits with it whereas you guys don't drink tea as often.

Now you have me craving a steak.

yes me too.

i don't have any cuts of steak in the fridge though.


i think i'm gonna make a tua dog.

hot dog wrapped in bacon on a bun topped with onions , jalapenos (if i still have some) and steak sauce......

The chef at my pub was saying that his favourite food is steak wrapped in bacon. Might get him to make that for me before we close down in a couple of weeks.

Cookies are a type of biscuit.

Generally, Americans have much better unhealthy food than Britain. But when it comes to biscuits, we seem to have far, far more than you. Maybe because we drink tea and have biscuits with it whereas you guys don't drink tea as often.

in america this is a biscuit.

http://shortbreadsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/biscuits-1.jpg

you eat it with fried chicken or chicken fried steak or pork chops.

got to be hp sauce.

Yanks are ducking these:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/McVitie%27s_chocolate_digestive_biscuit.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/12/1244814218926/hobnob-001.jpg
http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Images/Bourbon%20Creams.JPG
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/custardcream.jpg

Third one looks like dog food.

Third one looks like dog food.

here give this to clegg and tell him to have it with tea.

http://dogblog.dogster.com/uploads/2009/01/ppets-3757541t400-300x300.jpg



cunts think we don't have cookies? just because we don't call them biscuits doesn't mean we don't have it.

The third one is nice. Chocolate biscuit with a chocolate cream filling.

here give this to clegg and tell him to have it with tea.

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cunts think we don't have cookies? just because we don't call them biscuits doesn't mean we don't have it.

:lol1: :rofl:

Serious though, biscuits just look like cookies to me, was talking about 'em teh other day with Demise on xboxlive, he kept saying they weren't cookies.

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I gots that song in me ipod, I is bored of it now though.

Serious though, biscuits just look like cookies to me, was talking about 'em teh other day with Demise on xboxlive, he kept saying they weren't cookies.

they think when we say cookies we're talking about like chocolate chip cookies only.

they don't understand that we call a lot of stuff cookies as well. not just the round , baked type cookies.

they think when we say cookies we're talking about like chocolate chip cookies only.

they don't understand that we call a lot of stuff cookies as well. not just the round , baked type cookies.

Yeah, that's the only thing we call cookies really. Everything else that's similar is called biscuits.

I still think we have more brands/varieties than you though...

they think when we say cookies we're talking about like chocolate chip cookies only.

they don't understand that we call a lot of stuff cookies as well. not just the round , baked type cookies.

I wonder if they have puffy hot cheetos in teh UK.

Serious though, biscuits just look like cookies to me, was talking about 'em teh other day with Demise on xboxlive, he kept saying they weren't cookies.

do you talk to himn online?

Yeah, that's the only thing we call cookies really. Everything else that's similar is called biscuits.

I still think we have more brands/varieties than you though...

have you seen how fat kids are here? :lol1:

i think you guys eat it more.

over here it's just a little snack for once in a while. except for kids. they usually eat it as a dessert for lunch or something.

i doubt you have more varieties. yanks come up with some weird as ****.

like a twinkie or snowballs for example.

I wonder if they have puffy hot cheetos in teh UK.

have you had the new puffcorn cheetos?

**** is bomb.

do you talk to himn online?

Aye, he put his mum on teh mic once, we had a nice little chat. :lol1:

Yeah, that's the only thing we call cookies really. Everything else that's similar is called biscuits.

I still think we have more brands/varieties than you though...

So if it isn't round with chocolate chips, it isn't a cookie. I didn't know that.

That Steelhammer is such a ******.

If all the Eastern Europeans/whites lost their next fight and around the same time white people started to do well in basketball, you know he'd never be seen here again and instead would be off watching the NBA 24/7 and talking **** on basketball forums.

Building a makeshift boxing gym in the backyard. What are some good names for a gym?

Aye, he put his mum on teh mic once, we had a nice little chat. :lol1:

what accent has he got?

You got a strong yank accent?

We'll have a party some time haah

Building a makeshift boxing gym in the backyard. What are some good names for a gym?


"Toney is a bum who should have finished years and years ago gym"

catchy name

"Toney is a bum who should have finished years and years ago gym"

catchy name

Too long. :spin:

what accent has he got?

You got a strong yank accent?

We'll have a party some time haah

Idk, an English accent, I guess.

I sound like this, made this like 3 years ago though. :lol1:
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I hate rematches. Makes it harder to find videos of it. I search for 'Pacquiao Morales' and only find their first or third fight. Can't find their second fight in decent quality :nonono:

First fight it teh best, so nothing wrong there.

First fight it teh best, so nothing wrong there.

Second fight is good too.

Third fight is what I showed my friend when I wanted to show him an ATG putting on a beatdown. I think I told you about it before, it was when I also showed him Barrera destroying that Brit guy in 1 round with body shots.

Who is the best body puncher around now? I can't think of anyone great. And don't say Barrera lol.

Pac lands some nice body punches sometimes but he doesn't stick to it enough. Plus he throws straight body punches, I prefer guys who land hooks on the inside.

Second fight is good too.

Third fight is what I showed my friend when I wanted to show him an ATG putting on a beatdown. I think I told you about it before, it was when I also showed him Barrera destroying that Brit guy in 1 round with body shots.

Who is the best body puncher around now? I can't think of anyone great. And don't say Barrera lol.

Pac lands some nice body punches sometimes but he doesn't stick to it enough. Plus he throws straight body punches, I prefer guys who land hooks on the inside.

that dummy never throws enough body shots.

in the 1st morales fight , he buckled morales with a body shot and morales looked out of it going back to the corner.

then the little midget never threw another body shot again.

stupid cunt.

where do you guys stand on chocolate raisins?

love the stuff.

when i was a kid my mum would buy me a tub and i'd just eat it in front of the tv like it was popcorn.....

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Second fight is good too.

Third fight is what I showed my friend when I wanted to show him an ATG putting on a beatdown. I think I told you about it before, it was when I also showed him Barrera destroying that Brit guy in 1 round with body shots.

Who is the best body puncher around now? I can't think of anyone great. And don't say Barrera lol.

Pac lands some nice body punches sometimes but he doesn't stick to it enough. Plus he throws straight body punches, I prefer guys who land hooks on the inside.

Tony's a pretty good body puncher, his slow ass actually hurt packy with a body punch.

My younger bro who's like 5'1 just told his xboxlive friends he's 5'10. :lol1:

that dummy never throws enough body shots.

in the 1st morales fight , he buckled morales with a body shot and morales looked out of it going back to the corner.

then the little midget never threw another body shot again.

stupid cunt.

Yeah. Pac sometimes seems like too much of a nice guy. He hurt Clottey and Marg to the body and didn't seem to want to punish them much after that.

And against Cotto, it seemed he was happy to let Cotto off the hook once it reached the last few rounds.

where do you guys stand on chocolate raisins?

love the stuff.

when i was a kid my mum would buy me a tub and i'd just eat it in front of the tv like it was popcorn.....

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Love 'em. I also love chocolate peanuts. Just not sure which I like most :thinking:

Yeah. Pac sometimes seems like too much of a nice guy. He hurt Clottey and Marg to the body and didn't seem to want to punish them much after that.

And against Cotto, it seemed he was happy to let Cotto off the hook once it reached the last few rounds.



Love 'em. I also love chocolate peanuts. Just not sure which I like most :thinking:

can't wait for my boy saul alvarez to destroy pac.



chocolate peanuts is good. i can't eat a lot of it though. i get tired of it quick. the raisins i'd go 'til it's out. :lol1:

Chocolate raisins are pretty good.

Angulo would rape Alvarez.

Angulo would rape Alvarez.

That's one home movie I'd rather not see.

Angulo stops that ginger twat in 1.

Tua tries his hand at Stand-Up.

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Tua tries his hand at Stand-Up.

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when did i become a fat ******?

When did Lang posters ever fight in the UFC?

When did Lang posters ever fight in the UFC?

in the 90's.

i have it on video.

Chunk and Rizo, when Brotherly Love turns into Sibling Rivalry.

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Freddie Mercury before the AIDS got to him:

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where do you guys stand on chocolate raisins?

love the stuff.

when i was a kid my mum would buy me a tub and i'd just eat it in front of the tv like it was popcorn.....

http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=500&uid=1031463008

Love 'em, it's like once you've had some you keep wanting more and more, same thing with gummy bears.

Decent bulge on Goldenballs.

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Decent bulge on Goldenballs.

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You can just tell he smells good, same thing with Totti whereas players like Rooney and Kuyt looking like they reek of ****.

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zab judah says pacquiao fights are fixed. :lol1:

What'd you expect? I'm surprised that tit hasn't won a Darwin Award.

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Chocolate raisons. Bring it on fo shizzle!

Chocolate raisons. Bring it on fo shizzle!



Meh.

I'll stick to me meats.

Does this lad's Signature Gif make anyone else want to throw up?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10172221&postcount=10

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Her out-going and effervescent personality was too much for Ol' man Parkey.

I think she spotted the buldge in his pantaloons and it just made the interview awkward from the start.

Does this lad's Signature Gif make anyone else's **** want to throw up?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10172221&postcount=10


yessir!


actually i have no clue what people see in fat *****es

i like mine around 115-130lbs

these *****es have legs that weigh that much

I think she spotted the buldge in his pantaloons and it just made the interview awkward from the start.

Didn't know Joe Calzaghe was being interviewed as well.

Bet that Ryan slag makes one mean sammich.

Does this lad's Signature Gif make anyone else want to throw up?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10172221&postcount=10

Hopkins fan.....

Hopkins fan.....

Aye.

During fights, Hopkins is partial to a 'Big Butt' or 6.

Lulz.

Jordan tried to pull Calzaghe at Elton John's Post-Oscar Award Party, and got told to do one.

Lulz.

Jordan tried to pull Calzaghe at Elton John's Post-Oscar Award Party, and got told to do one.

Lulz, Calzaghe > Khan.

Calzaghe > AIDS > Famine > Genocide >




































>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cunt Khan.

Lulz, how long you gonna use that account for? Thanks to you, everyone wants to be a Loc now. :lol1:

This is my new account for good now.

The Oasis_Lad account's going in the bin.

Let me use it for teh karma. :D

Don't you just hate it when you grind up some hi-grade and visitors to the house can smell it downstairs.

:rofl:

Don't you just hate it when you grind up some hi-grade and visitors to the house can smell it downstairs.

:rofl:

You still a bit of a secret smoker?

My mum found I smoked weed when I was about 13, and was completely fine with me smoking in my bedroom, but whenever she found a pipe or a bong, she'd go radio rental ( Mental ).

I suppose to her they were sort of like Syringes to addicts.

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Lulz.

Jordan tried to pull Calzaghe at Elton John's Post-Oscar Award Party, and got told to do one.

lolzers!

That's cheered up this old Manc.

either klitschko demolishes haye and tyson on the same night.

:439::439::439:

Quite night I see.

Quite night I see.

quite night?

quiet night?

quaint night?

silent night......

holy night.......

all is calm.......

all is bright.....

quite night?

quiet night?

quaint night?

Lulz. A grammatical ****-up worthy of any Fat Yank.

7:45 tonight Tua. 'Mon the Celts!

7-2 against them in the last 3 meetings. Let's make it 10-2 in 4, lads.

Lulz. A grammatical ****-up worthy of any Fat Yank.

typo.

no biggie.


it's not like you spelled deranged with 2 r's or something.

typo.

no biggie.


it's not like you spelled deranged with 2 r's or something.

IE instead of Y. Correct. 10 Pts.

7:45 tonight Tua. 'Mon the Celts!

7-2 against them in the last 3 meetings. Let's make it 10-2 in 4, lads.

what time is it there now?

12:30pm?


8 hours difference.......

it'll be 11:45am here.


i don't know if i can watch it.

between sleeping , playing solitaire and eating lunch at the office , i don't know if i can make time to see another embarassing , disgraceful hun blowout.

Aye, just turned 12:36.

Aye, just turned 12:36.

why does khan keep going to philippines to train?

he must be getting some major poontang when he goes there.

being part of manny's posse and all.......

bhoys 3 germs 1

why does khan keep going to philippines to train?

he must be getting some major poontang when he goes there.

being part of manny's posse and all.......

For the A-Side Meth. Without it Maidana would have KO'd Khan easy.

For the A-Side Meth. Without it Maidana would have KO'd Khan easy.

homey , dat shizzit be makin .45 bulletz be bouncin off of ya , yo!

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homey , dat shizzit be makin .45 bulletz be bouncin off of ya , yo!

Manny spends his life in the Phillipines and never uses A-side meth. Then Ariza joins his team and suddenly he starts using it.

Yeah, because the most popular Pinoy in the world can't get his hands on a Fillipino drug, but some random Colombian dude no-one has ever heard of can :thinking:

Manny spends his life in the Phillipines and never uses A-side meth. Then Ariza joins his team and suddenly he starts using it.

Yeah, because the most popular Pinoy in the world can't get his hands on a Fillipino drug, but some random Colombian dude no-one has ever heard of can :thinking:

genius!

another doozey from another mayweather.

jeff this time.


pacquiao-mayweather in south africa for mandela's b-day.


1. mandela's b-day is in july.

A. manny's fight is in may. manny is gonna go back to training camp right after the mosley fight to prepare for floyd.

B. mayweather's next court date is not 'til next week. he's setting up fights without knowing if he'll be in jail or not?

2. south africa?

A. yeah let's hold it in south africa. it's not like vegas or cowboys stadium will be more money.

B. who cares about the time difference too.

Didn't know Jermain Taylor was playing for Celtic
Or has he just forgotten his profession?

Didn't know Jermain Taylor was playing for Celtic
Or has he just forgotten his profession?

silence , woman!

Makes sense
Celtic are a bunch of glass-jawed phags






























Clegg says.

Chelsea fear us.

Our squad valued at 14 Million has put the fear of god right up the Billionaire Boys.

Tonight we're going to see the blue of Rangers and just imagine it's Chelsea we're raping.

Chelsea fear us.

Our squad valued at 14 Million has put the fear of god right up the Billionaire Boys.

Tonight we're going to see the blue of Rangers and just imagine it's Chelsea we're raping.

them epl fairies could never make it in the rough and tough spl.

man's league.

them epl fairies could never make it in the rough and tough spl.

man's league.

Be interesting to see how they coped with the physicality of the Scottish game.

Flopping to the ground when a gust of wind hits you just doesn't cut it up here.

The English fans used to call Stuart 'Weakling' Pearce "Psycho".

You've got to laugh. Southern Fairies.

Chelsea fear us.

Our squad valued at 14 Million has put the fear of god right up the Billionaire Boys.

Tonight we're going to see the blue of Rangers and just imagine it's Chelsea we're raping.

Rumor has it around West London, Celtic players do their own shopping?
Chelsea players have never come across such men.

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I'm watching you.

why do people give saul alvarez so much ****?


just looking up canelo's resume......

he has wins over cotto , marquez , martinez and mosley.

and he has a fight with hatton this weekend right?


that's a HOF level resume. kid should be in the p4p list.

I'm watching you.

i know.

why do you think i grabbed the bottle of baby oil?

i know.

why do you think i grabbed the bottle of baby oil?

Dry skin problem?

I'm with yer dude.

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I've played many a game of Knifey-Spoony.

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30 minutes 'til kickoff! :headbang:





do they call it a kickoff in soccer? :dunno:

30 minutes 'til kickoff! :headbang:





do they call it a kickoff in soccer? :dunno:

Yep.......

30 minutes 'til kickoff! :headbang:





do they call it a kickoff in soccer? :dunno:

we said it first :mad:

we said it first :mad:

please change your sig and avatar.


enzo's face irks me.

i don't care for the gers kit.


powder blue shirt , white shorts , red socks?


they remind me of the french.

All over them for the first 15, but they have a knack for scoring wholly undeserved goals.

Hope Alvarez KO's our Matthew.

if that little yellow fella didn't have slanted eyes , that shot would have been on the mark.

stupid gers cunts.


someone spark out that excitable negron.

Sick-inducing

If there's any justice in the world, Celtic will score 5 in the second half.

Dominated, Outclassed, Out hustled, Outperformed.

It's like if Lacy had Knocked Joe out with 5 seconds to go.

Always the same with these inferior cunts.

'Mon Celtic! Just ****in' push in the final third.

Bruce Lee was part-German.

Kinda funny that after all that Aryan supremacy stuff, one of the best ever fighters of German descent ended up being a 90lb cousin of Left Hook Tua.

Never saw Lee fight, but people tell me he could spin kick his way out of the event horizon of a black hole.

And, that He could 1-inch punch an immovable object from history.

Bruce Lee was part-German.

Kinda funny that after all that Aryan supremacy stuff, one of the best ever fighters of German descent ended up being a 90lb cousin of Left Hook Tua.

tell your cousin samaras to take a shower once in a while.

tell your cousin samaras to take a shower once in a while.

That's like telling Valuev to shave his back. Samaras' BO is a great weapon when defenders try to mark him.

Never saw Lee fight, but people tell me he could spin kick his way out of the event horizon of a black hole.

And, that He could 1-inch punch an immovable object from history.

Yeah, those Asians and those A-side meth :nonono:

goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I came.

Nuff said.

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The Lakers should start chanting it.

Can you hear the Rangers sing?

Nooo nooo!

Can you hear the Rangers sing?

Nooo nooo!

Can you hear the Rangers sing?

I cannae hear a ****ing thing!

Nooo noooooooooo!

The Lakers should start chanting it.

no point.

most of the lakers fans are priced out of games.

most of the attendees are celebs and stuff.

just come there to be seen.


they don't even wear the lakers shirts passed out during playoff games. :nonono:

no point.

most of the lakers fans are priced out of games.

most of the attendees are celebs and stuff.

just come there to be seen.


they don't even wear the lakers shirts passed out during playoff games. :nonono:

Glory Hunters sickening me.

**** 'em.

time for me lunch.


tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich.

delish.

Glory Hunters sickening me.

**** 'em.

i read an article where the tarts in the "high school musical" movies asked for lakers tickets.

they thought they were free because they were celebs. :lol1:

the lakers people laughed at their agent's face.

even jack nicholson has to pay for his tickers.

http://www.davidtua.net/forum/default.asp

Can we all join and start posting? :D

what a bunch of mental midgets.

Yasssssssssssssssss!

There's only on Neil Lennon!

walter and ally can do one.

http://www.davidtua.net/forum/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=2414&PagePosition=1&ThreadPage=1

England beaten by Ireland in the World Cup :owned:

Cricket is amateur.

http://www.davidtua.net/forum/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=2414&PagePosition=1&ThreadPage=1

The dates on that site are strange. It says you joined on March the 4th, 2011 :thinking:

Maybe I did. :D

i nominated rich loc as the best poster in the hispanic lounge.

Cunt. :lol1:

Cunt. :lol1:

want me to petition bpp to let you back in the hispanic lounge?

Where is Laddie and who is Larsson Loc?

Where is Laddie and who is Larsson Loc?

feck off , locke!

feck off , locke!

Now that's not very welcoming.:sad:

Now that's not very welcoming.:sad:

i'm just misunderstood.

i'm just misunderstood.

Nobody understands you like I do Tua.

Nobody understands you like I do Tua.

i know.


now make southpaw and i a sammich.

want me to petition bpp to let you back in the hispanic lounge?

Nah, rather be let back in to teh video section.

i know.


now make southpaw and i a sammich.

Ham & Mustard or Cheese & Pickle? Tea with that? Are you sure you wouldn't prefer Crumpets with Jam?

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And so we danced
And I burned for her
Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon after

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I think you're on a winner with that one, son.

I think you're on a winner with that one, son.

She deleted her angry blow jobs ftw post. :lol1:

Wonder why.

Let's wank to her pics. :wank:
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She deleted her angry blow jobs ftw post. :lol1:

Wonder why.

Let's wank to her pics. :wank:
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Interesting. How old is she?

I'd like to know before I start tugging.

She's 16-17, I believe.

She's 16-17, I believe.

Then we may begin.

:wank:

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My thoughts exactly.

I really want to have sex with the lady in your avatar, Ricardo. Name?

You're teh 4th poster that's asked me that today. :nonono:

bad times. went out to the union. snogged the face offf a girl called keeley then got off with a kiwi called jenny. mrs gonna be pisssed.

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this song is about me

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Another Old-Firm encounter. Another Hangover.

Glasgow, I loves ye.

"Scottish Police Federation chairman, Les Grey, says in light of clashes at the latest Celtic v Rangers game, it may be time for "behind-closed-doors" Old Firm matches."

What a knob.

Old-Firm games without fans :lol1:

Why is the football thread filled with Americans, and Foreign Homosexuals?

Why is the football thread filled with Americans, and Foreign Homosexuals?

Most of teh regular posters in that thread are from teh UK, I think.

Most of teh regular posters in that thread are from teh UK, I think.

Where's that Walking Brain Donor, DJ Loc from?

Where's that Walking Brain Donor, DJ Loc from?

New Jersey. :lol1:

New Jersey. :lol1:

:nonono:

............

Henrik Larsson is a legend

What happened to your account Laddie?

What happened to your account Laddie?

Took one straight down the pipe.

Took one straight down the pipe.

Sickening
You listened to the new Radiohead?
What I've heard reminds me of Kid A.

Sickening
You listened to the new Radiohead?
What I've heard reminds me of Kid A.

Nah, not heard it yet.

I gave up on music when Paul McCartney died in 1966.

Were you really banned, Laddie?

I thought you were just using an alt for teh lulz. :lol1:

I gave up on music when Thom Yorke became possessed in early 97
"The Bends" or nothing.

Were you really banned, Laddie?

I thought you were just using an alt for teh lulz. :lol1:

Aye, banned.

For posting a Gif of someone getting an erection after seeing a picture of Carl Froch.

feel like ****,

think i cheated on my mrs last night

bad times. went out to the union. shagged the arse offf a girl called keeley then got off with a kiwi called jenny. mrs gonna be pisssed.

dont tell her

dont tell her
I'm lucky because that Keeley lass hasn't got me on facebook. just my mates tho

I'm lucky because that Keeley lass hasn't got me on facebook. just my mates tho

Recipe for disaster, boyo.

Steve: Just one more before you play a record, you'll like this... Peter the Great, you ever heard of Peter the Great?
Karl: No
Steve: Well anyway Peter the Great had his wife's lover executed...
Ricky: You'll love this Karl
Steve: Right so his wife had a lover, he had him executed and he put his head into a jar of alcohol, and his wife had to keep it in her bedroom... do you understand that? So every morning she'd wake up and there was her lovers head in a jar
Karl: So who took his head off? He... he took his own head off?
Ricky: Oh for Christ sake *laughs*

Nani Loc on the Job:

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Mangler at the beach ( Tunney in the background ):

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Tits!

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Nani Loc on the Job:

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Where the fu... what the

Recipe for disaster, boyo.

Yep, o well.

might get away with it. none of my mates saw me I don't think. just saw me dancing with her.

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I love being British.

Cup of tea and blasting out the Sabbath

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I love being British.

Cup of tea and blasting out the Sabbath

What's your brand ( Tea )?

What's your brand ( Tea )?
whatever I find usually.

twinnings at the moment as it was on offer:crazy:

I'm a simple Tetley's man.

Just about to order..... anybody want anything?

Took one straight down the pipe.

he asked about your account.

not what you did last friday night.

Just about to order..... anybody want anything?

poached eggs and some cottage cheese please. oh and an english muffin.

trying to cut down.

he asked about your account.

not what you did last friday night.

Mouth Yan...... I mean, Cornish Cunt.

Mouth Yan...... I mean, Cornish Cunt.

how many gers fans you and rocky tune up yesterday?

Rocky done his fair share.

By the time the game had finished I was so drunk I couldn't open the front door.

A lot of lives were spared.

Rocky done his fair share.

By the time the game had finished I was so drunk I couldn't open the front door.

A lot of lives were spared.

i tried to do my part.

after i left the office , i went searching for rangers fan down here.

couldn't find any so i kicked the **** out of this whino wearing a blue shirt.

he tried to put up a fight when the 1st 2 kicks woke him up but he was already groggy so it was an easy night's work.

Should have traveled to Boston and done a few Celtics fans in.

Should have traveled to Boston and done a few Celtics fans in.

it's cold over there.

it's cold over there.

Coldist cunt. Weather's weather!

Coldist cunt. Weather's weather!

man........

it's 20 celsius today over here and i had to go back inside this morning to grab a heavier sweater.

just googled how cold it is in boston right now.

-5 celsius.

feck that.

If Apophis doesn't wipe us out then we're freezing to death over the coming Millennia anyway.

Feck it I say. Get out and rape with yer shriveled ****.

anyone ever have experience talking to this nitwit poet?

he's pretty dumb.

he says height is not a factor like reach.

this is one of his conclusions.....

You do realize that has the same effect in reverse on the taller guy right? You know, stick your arm out a few inches BELOW eye level?

Poet

does he realize taller fighters can make themselves lower?

shorter fighters can't make themselves higher you know. :lol1:

I'm familiar with his posts.

Clegg

I'm familiar with his posts.

Clegg

he ruined my thread. :nonono:

i don't care about people's opinion that differ from mine. tbh a few of those fights i picked a win , i can honestly see a loss as well.

but to have to go on and on explaining height , weight , reach , etc. :nonono:

the most basic things! :burnup:


Left Hook Tua

:lol1::lol1::lol1:

spambo just came from a vacation to the beautiful country of cornwall.

please specify what kind of pasty you had.

spambo just came from a vacation to the beautiful country of cornwall.

please specify what kind of pasty you had.

Steak.

'Twas cumtastic.

Spambo

BTW it was work not vacation.

Spambo

BTW it was work not vacation.

Spambo

what kind of work?


i was gonna talk to you on your profile but i got intimidated by pictures of laddie's man spear.

Steak.

'Twas cumtastic.

Spambo

turnip? no turnip?

what kind of work?


i was gonna talk to you on your profile but i got intimidated by pictures of laddie's man spear.

Just doing my job. Installed a couple of lifts in a college, and a motorcycle MOT bay in Bodmin.

That is a legendary gif. I just watched it go round for about a minute, it gets better the longer you watch it.

turnip? no turnip?

No just steak, potato, carrot and loads of pepper.:hitit::hitit:

No just steak, potato, carrot and loads of pepper.:hitit::hitit:

yuck carrot. :puke:

yuck carrot. :puke:

big baby :drillserg . Eat your veggies!




String beans suck and they smell.

big baby :drillserg . Eat your veggies!




String beans suck and they smell.

not in a pasty.


i like string beans.

sautee them in oil with some finely chopped onions and bacon.

delish.

yuck carrot. :puke:

You gotta have carrot in a pasty.

What are you, Welsh?

I thought you were from Kernow.

Big Black Tranny Whackers X: Laddie gets his comeuppance.

You gotta have carrot in a pasty.

What are you, Welsh?

I thought you were from Kernow.

no way.

carrot is not a must in a pasty.


carrot is a no-no.

meat , onions , potatoes. those are must.

parsley is ok. even turnip is accepted.

carrot? that's for the tourists.

Big Black Tranny Whackers X: Laddie gets his comeuppance.

laddie , carrot in a pasty?

yay or nay?

laddie , carrot in a pasty?

yay or nay?

I'm the last person to ask. Me taste buds died a long time ago.

It's a 'Meh' to me.

War Celtic! War Lakers! War Tua's Mum's Cooking!

Hold up, a Legend's just entered the thread:

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Bisexual Brilliance.

War Celtic! War Lakers! War Tua's Mum's Cooking!

me mum's makes the best chicken pasty.

chicken , potato , onion , garlic , peas..... (she also makes it with raisins. meh...)

Hold up, a Legend's just entered the thread:

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Bisexual Brilliance.

i always thought that chick looked funky.

me mum's makes the best chicken pasty.

chicken , potato , onion , garlic , peas..... (she also makes it with raisins. meh...)

Aye, a good Cornish lass she is.

Me Mum always used to say, "The way to a Man's heart is through his stomach".... That was of course before her 6th Husband survived the attack and noted the authorities.

Rock n' roll's been going down hill since Buddy Holly died.

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Big Poppa or Big Bopper?

Big Poppa or Big Bopper?

Poppa was late to the airport. Life's a *****.

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as disgusting as carrots in a pasty.

Could Michael Jordan really play or was he just a marketing tool?

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Could Michael Jordan really play or was he just a marketing tool?

he was pretty good.

imagine a poor man's kobe.

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