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Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 06:26 PM
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 06:27 PM
Who else thinks its time for southpoo to get a new avatar?

That raisin faced sourpuss isn't doing anything for me anymore.

BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 06:29 PM
What's your av from, Southpaw?

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 06:30 PM
Good question Batman. I wonder the same thing.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 06:32 PM
What's your av from, Southpaw?

An American Werewolf In London.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 06:36 PM
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer Simpson: Say it in English, Doc!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer Simpson: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer Simpson: Could you dumb it down a shade?

SirTomJones
12-17-2010, 06:36 PM
No one like Khan in here?

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 06:37 PM
Who else thinks its time for southpoo to get a new avatar?

That raisin faced sourpuss isn't doing anything for me anymore.

I was going to change it tomorrow. It's staying 'til March now.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 06:37 PM
Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
Homer: What an age we live in.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 06:37 PM
No one like Khan in here?

No one that matters.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 06:38 PM
Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 06:46 PM
Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!

It's Kerns!

Clegg
12-17-2010, 06:48 PM
I was saying Boo-urns.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 06:49 PM
"Kids, you tried your best - and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try. He he he... right in the butt."

Clegg
12-17-2010, 06:58 PM
Gonna watch Deep Space Homer.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 07:00 PM
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BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 07:02 PM
I watched Peeping Tom last night.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:02 PM
Benn landed a reet good 'un there.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:03 PM
I watched Peeping Tom last night.

Now the world makes sense to you, doesn't it?

BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 07:05 PM
Now the world makes sense to you, doesn't it?

No, I didn't understand why the beezy was so freaked out when he showed her the vid of him as kid, showing his dad put a lizard on him while sleeping. :nonono:

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 07:08 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:09 PM
No, I didn't understand why the beezy was so freaked out when he showed her the vid of him as kid, showing his dad put a lizard on him while sleeping. :nonono:

My dad used to rest his pint glass on my head.

You don't hear me complaining or murdering slags.

Clegg
12-17-2010, 07:10 PM
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 07:11 PM
My dad used to rest his pint glass on my head.

You don't hear me complaining or murdering slags.

He wasn't complaining, the beezy was. :D

You're not murdering slags? Amateur. :nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:12 PM
You're not murdering slags? Amateur. :nonono:


I keep meaning too. But I'm always too knackered after the rape.

BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 07:14 PM
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

I really wanted to see part 2 of the remake. :nonono: :D
http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/a/aperaham-lincoln-630-75.jpg

BOLLOCKS
12-17-2010, 07:15 PM
I keep meaning too. But I'm always too knackered after the rape.

I see, you could kill 'em before the rape.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:18 PM
I see, you could kill 'em before the rape.

Necrophilia is dead to me.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:21 PM
Durka durka mohammed jihad.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ILP2UbQJLyRMzM:http://thenextreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/amir-khan.jpg&t=1

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:24 PM
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

great man that charlton heston.

the face of freedom for the national rifle association.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/3/10/1236694484096/Charlton-Heston-NRA-001.jpg

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:26 PM
I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan.


fat cunt.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:27 PM
Benn got stopped again.

Shockin'....

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:29 PM
I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan.


fat cunt.

I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:29 PM
I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan.


fat cunt.

moore is stupid.

because gun laws would have prevented those minors from buying guns right?

newsflash.....they didn't buy them legally.

those criminals bought their guns illegally. shocking stuff.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:31 PM
I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

what does gun rights have to do with intelligence , dweeb?

you ******* on your island don't want guns that's on you.

we do.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:31 PM
moore is stupid.

because gun laws would have prevented those minors from buying guns right?

newsflash.....they didn't buy them legally.

those criminals bought their guns illegally. shocking stuff.

Makes sense though, right?

One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch.
Although it should have been banned years ago IMO.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:31 PM
what does gun rights have to do with intelligence , dweeb?

you ******* on your island don't want guns that's on you.

we do.

I rest my case.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:32 PM
Makes sense though, right?

One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch.
Although it should have been banned years ago IMO.

LOL :banana:

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:32 PM
I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

His point didn't make any sense. Heston owning guns has nothing to do with some kid shooting another kid.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:34 PM
Brits want guns, their parents in government however will not allow them to.

:lol1:

Sadly, many Americans are just as pathetic in this regard, I wouldn't be surprised if the supreme court tried some funny business re the 2nd amendment in the next few years.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:35 PM
Makes sense though, right?

One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch.
Although it should have been banned years ago IMO.

i really hate this topic.

people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime.

when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal.

i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:35 PM
His point didn't make any sense. Heston owning guns has nothing to do with some kid shooting another kid.

The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty:

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:37 PM
I rest my case.

you have no case.

how long has it been since england banned guns?

stopped crime and murders have ye?

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:39 PM
The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty:

collecting guns is no different from collecting stamps , cars , books , etc.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:39 PM
i really hate this topic.

people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime.

when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal.

i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name.

If I shoot a guy with my gun (registered) can they trace the bullet to my actual gun? Or will they just know what the caliber and make is?

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:41 PM
The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty:

i don't care about "gun culture" that's just some dumb libtard construct. I only care about liberty.

Gun owners are not a monolith.

Anyway, he's a fat commie piece of ****, who incidentally has guns and is an nra member himself.


double pwn.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:42 PM
If I shoot a guy with my gun (registered) can they trace the bullet to my actual gun? Or will they just know what the caliber and make is?

each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet.

no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet.

they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet.

but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:42 PM
i really hate this topic.

people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime.

when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal.

i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name.

Well it's true. We still have shootings over here despite the gun laws. Banning something won't make it go away. It just takes it out of the hands of the responsible and puts it in the hands of the irresponsible.

Yanks do have an unhealthy obsession with guns, but I think it's more of a freedom thing than anything else. I don't want one, but if someone told me I can't have one then I'm gonna raise hell!

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:44 PM
each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet.

no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet.

they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet.

but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet.

Ah, I see. Well that's good.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:44 PM
you have no case.

how long has it been since england banned guns?

stopped crime and murders have ye?

We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner.

Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts.

Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad?

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:44 PM
i don't care about "gun culture" that's just some dumb libtard construct. I only care about liberty.

Gun owners are not a monolith.

Anyway, he's a fat commie piece of ****, who incidentally has guns and is an nra member himself.


double pwn.

i remember when one of the top anti-gun lobbyists was discovered to own handguns for self protection.

i think it was sarah brady.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 07:46 PM
each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet.

no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet.

they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet.

but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet.

CSI Tua, coming this Wednesday.

Synopsis: Detective Tua, a Filipino, Burger-chomping Illegal, Loads up his mammoth arsenal of weaponry, and takes down some criminal scum.

:hitit:

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:47 PM
We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner.

Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts.

Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad?

not mad.

naive.

you're probably one of those people that would convict a homeowner for beating up a burglar.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:47 PM
We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner.

Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts.

Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad?

Oh of course. They are deadly weapons after all.
But if a person is crazy enough to kill someone, then not having a gun won't stop them. They'll just find some other method.

But banning guns does reduce the rate somewhat and I suppose every life saved is a bonus.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:49 PM
i remember when one of the top anti-gun lobbyists was discovered to own handguns for self protection.

i think it was sarah brady.

That cunt Diane feinstein did the same thing. She said people shouldn't be able to conceal carry, yet she conceal carries.

Zionist whore.


:dunce:

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:49 PM
I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:50 PM
Oh of course. They are deadly weapons after all.
But if a person is crazy enough to kill someone, then not having a gun won't stop them. They'll just find some other method.

But banning guns does reduce the rate somewhat and I suppose every life saved is a bonus.

Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago.

Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country.

That's pure scientific fact.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:52 PM
I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return.

Check out this ass bro.

omg... :wank:

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Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 07:53 PM
My thoughts on Americans owning guns is pretty much the same as my opinion on Giving a nail gun to someone with learning difficulties.

You just don't go there, Girlfriend.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:54 PM
Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago.

Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country.

That's pure scientific fact.

No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas.

A national ban would make it make it difficult.

Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:54 PM
CSI Tua, coming this Wednesday.

Synopsis: Detective Tua, a Filipino, Burger-chomping Illegal, Loads up his mammoth arsenal of weaponry, and takes down some criminal scum.

:hitit:

you know they did studies and they said that show is helping criminals get away with their crimes.

these nitwits too stupid to get out of jury duty think the evidence should be like on csi.

so when real life can't keep up with fiction , those dumb cunts find the criminal not guilty.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:55 PM
Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago.

Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country.

That's pure scientific fact.

I'd say it's more of a statistical fact than a scientific one. But I dig.

But again, different cultures, different attitudes.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 07:56 PM
you know they did studies and they said that show is helping criminals get away with their crimes.

these nitwits too stupid to get out of jury duty think the evidence should be like on csi.

so when real life can't keep up with fiction , those dumb cunts find the criminal not guilty.

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Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:56 PM
My thoughts on Americans owning guns is pretty much the same as my opinion on Giving a nail gun to someone with learning difficulties.

You just don't go there, Girlfriend.

Reet cunt.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 07:57 PM
No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas.

A national ban would make it make it difficult.

Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing.

banning firearms doesn't promote crime but it also doesn't prevent it.

you can't walk the streets with firearms now. unless you can get a permit to carry which is rare in most places.

that's not the issue now.

the issue is being able to own a gun and keep it at home.

gun laws are meaningless and are just feel good legislation. makes lawmakers feel like they're doing something when they're not.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 07:58 PM
Check out this ass bro.

omg... :wank:

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Yum yum. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 07:58 PM
I was drunk earlier, I'm not now.

Thanks cunts.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 07:59 PM
No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas.

A national ban would make it make it difficult.

Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing.

Like Tuna said, a crazy **** will find a way. Guns are everywhere, whether theyre "banned" or not. Where there's a will, there's a way.



Disarming an honest person is putting them in danger and frankly a crime against humanity.

No government should be able to take away your right to protect your life. That's an inalienable right.

I know Brits tend to have trouble with inalienable rights.


:banana:

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:00 PM
banning firearms doesn't promote crime but it also doesn't prevent it.

you can't walk the streets with firearms now. unless you can get a permit to carry which is rare in most places.

that's not the issue now.

the issue is being able to own a gun and keep it at home.

gun laws are meaningless and are just feel good legislation. makes lawmakers feel like they're doing something when they're not.

Back off Buddy, I'm a Scientist.

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Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:00 PM
I'd say it's more of a statistical fact than a scientific one. But I dig.

But again, different cultures, different attitudes.

it is different cultures.

americans believe they have a right to gun ownership (and they do under the constitution)

i just don't agree with people's claim that banning guns prevents crime. it doesn't.

bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 08:01 PM
Like Tuna said, a crazy **** will find a way. Guns are everywhere, whether theyre "banned" or not. Where there's a will, there's a way.



Disarming an honest person is putting them in danger and frankly a crime against humanity.

No government should be able to take away your right to protect your life. That's an inalienable right.

I know Brits tend to have trouble with inalienable rights.


:banana:
So arming everyone, including mentally ill and unstable is better than disarming everyone?

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:02 PM
I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return.

when we move to australia.

we'll enlist in army reserves.

get them for free and go to town on some kangaroos.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 08:02 PM
it is different cultures.

americans believe they have a right to gun ownership (and they do under the constitution)

i just don't agree with people's claim that banning guns prevents crime. it doesn't.

bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws.

Of course, but I prefer the bad people without guns than the ones with them.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:03 PM
bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws.

Aye. But I suppose the climax of Taxi Driver wouldn't be quite as dramatic if all he could get his hands on was a cricket bat.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:03 PM
Of course, but I prefer the bad people without guns than the ones with them.

but bad people don't abide by laws. including gun laws.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:04 PM
Aye. But I suppose the climax of Taxi Driver wouldn't be quite as dramatic if all he could get his hands on was a cricket bat.

never seen taxi driver.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:05 PM
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A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:05 PM
all this because clegg posted about planet of the apes.


**** you , clegg.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 08:05 PM
I'm going to bed before I put a jihad on you lot.

Night.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:05 PM
when we move to australia.

we'll enlist in army reserves.

get them for free and go to town on some kangaroos.

It's standard issue for Brit soldiers in The Falklands too. So, you know... If Australia gets a bit dull with all the Katsidis talk and cunts like Stone Roses, we could relocate.
Being in the Australian army pretty much means never having to fire a gun.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:06 PM
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A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight.

i don't think he's overrated anymore.

i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable.


not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:07 PM
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A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight.

Maradona has piled on the pounds as of late.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 08:07 PM
So arming everyone, including mentally ill and unstable is better than disarming everyone?

Yes.

Because the mentally ill and unstable will get weapons whether they're banned or not.

Disarming good people will do nothing to stop retards from being retards.

Shambleton
12-17-2010, 08:08 PM
i don't think he's overrated anymore.

i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable.


not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round.

Bluce Ree would KO Ali with his ****.

Addition
12-17-2010, 08:08 PM
Yes.

Because the mentally ill and unstable will get weapons whether they're banned or not.

Disarming good people will do nothing to stop retards from being retards.

You're Romanian, right?

Or is it Dorian who's Romanian?

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:09 PM
It's standard issue for Brit soldiers in The Falklands too. So, you know... If Australia gets a bit dull with all the Katsidis talk and cunts like Stone Roses, we could relocate.
Being in the Australian army pretty much means never having to fire a gun.

australia gets involved in a lot of places.

no one pays attention though because it's not in europe or the middle east.

plus they don't make a big deal about it like some countries.


battheidiot was making a big deal about his danish military in afghanistan.

they sent like 100 guys who never even leave the base.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:09 PM
i don't think he's overrated anymore.

i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable.


not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round.

I can appreciate Tyson, but I'd definitely appreciate him a whole lot more if not for a percentage of his fans.

Just like you can tell a man from his shoes - you can tell a boxer from his fans.

Case: Bernard Hopkins. His fans are delusional ****wits. Hopkins is a ****wit.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:10 PM
australia gets involved in a lot of places.

no one pays attention though because it's not in europe or the middle east.

plus they don't make a big deal about it like some countries.


battheidiot was making a big deal about his danish military in afghanistan.

they sent like 100 guys who never even leave the base.

Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:12 PM
Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany.

Wot iz this Grandad? a historee lesun? LAMO! PWN! :owned:

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 08:13 PM
You're Romanian, right?

Or is it Dorian who's Romanian?

I'm Romanian, Dorian is a Bulgarian who claims to be Romanian.

Shameless cunt he is.

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:13 PM
Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany.

they usually get involved in asia that's why. malaysia , indonesia , east timor , papau new guinea , etc.

just smallscale stuff. hostage rescue , small missions , peacekeeping , etc.

the australian sas and commandos are probably the best in that region modeled after the british sas , sbs , commandos. (man for man of course , they don't have a large military)

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:14 PM
Wot iz this Grandad? a historee lesun? LAMO! PWN! :owned:

If that's gonna be your attitude, young'un, then I ain't telling you how World War 2 ended.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:15 PM
they usually get involved in asia that's why. malaysia , indonesia , east timor , papau new guinea , etc.

just smallscale stuff. hostage rescue , small missions , peacekeeping , etc.

the australian sas and commandos are probably the best in that region modeled after the british sas , sbs , commandos. (man for man of course , they don't have a large military)

I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 08:16 PM
I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture.

They make up for all that by giving us Lleyton Hewitt, Russell Crowe and Stones!

Left Hook Tua
12-17-2010, 08:18 PM
I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture.

i don't know...... forget their beer and culture.

when was the last time you saw an ugly australian girl?

they got some beauts over there. the accent doesn't hurt either.

SirTomJones
12-17-2010, 08:20 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/gareth2.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:22 PM
i don't know...... forget their beer and culture.

when was the last time you saw an ugly australian girl?

they got some beauts over there. the accent doesn't hurt either.

Oh they got some hotties down there fo sho. The accent's a little ****ney-eastend that's been abroad for a century and has since mutated.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 08:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/gareth2.jpg

Gareth Keenan in the area!

Addition
12-17-2010, 08:24 PM
I'm Romanian, Dorian is a Bulgarian who claims to be Romanian.

Shameless cunt he is.

Teach me some Romanian. There's this Romanian chick I know, I want to impress her and hopefully one day we can engage in some fornication :)

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:26 PM
I gave my top 10 Neighours bints the other day.... now for my top 10 Home & Away bints:

Kate Ritchie
Emily Symons
Isla Fisher
Melissa George
Rebecca Cartwright

I can't even name 10, which just goes to show that Neighbours > Home & Away, on the Totty Front.

Addition
12-17-2010, 08:30 PM
I gave my top 10 Neighours bints the other day.... now for my top 10 Home & Away bints:

Kate Ritchie
Emily Symons
Isla Fisher
Melissa George
Rebecca Cartwright

I can't even name 10, which just goes to show that Neighbours > Home & Away, on the Totty Front.

It's been years since i've watched Home & Away, I don't even remember what the tarts look like.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:32 PM
It's been years since i've watched Home & Away, I don't even remember what the tarts look like.

Blonde, Buxom, absolutely no talent whatsoever. They're pretty easy to spot.

Clyde Barrow
12-17-2010, 08:48 PM
Benn-Eubank. Meldrick-Chavez. Ruddock-Tyson I. I hate Richard Steele. Screw that guy. :grr:

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 08:55 PM
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Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 09:12 PM
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Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 09:30 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 10:08 PM
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Bit of Christmas Noel.

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 10:10 PM
R.I.P. Sexy Marc Bolan.

Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 10:12 PM
And Sexy Mickey Finn.

Bastian Loc
12-17-2010, 11:03 PM
I think we should ban alcohol. That way, people won't drink anymore.


Prohibition ftw.


:dunce:

Oasis_Lad
12-17-2010, 11:10 PM
I think we should ban alcohol. That way, people won't drink anymore.


Prohibition ftw.


:dunce:

Speaking to a crowd, that comparison ain't changing ****.


It doesn't work. ( Therein lies the point - I'm sure you get it, Jack.)

Bastian Loc
12-18-2010, 03:04 AM
Speaking to a crowd, that comparison ain't changing ****.


It doesn't work. ( Therein lies the point - I'm sure you get it, Jack.)

Yes, I think so.

I think we're both agreeing that banning things doesn't help anyone other than predatory elements of the underworld.

Banning ftl.

I keep my grubby pig hands off your sauce, and you keep yours off my guns.

And sauce.


:fing02:

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 08:04 AM
Sauce? Tomato.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 08:17 AM
Sauce? Tomato.

worshsisertersherrer.

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 08:53 AM
worshsisertersherrer.

I'm off the wagon, Tua. Back on the spirits.

PS: I like Worcester Crisps. :You_Rock_

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 08:55 AM
I'm off the wagon, Tua. Back on the spirits.

PS: I like Worcester Crisps. :You_Rock_

do you still have cancer though?

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 09:02 AM
do you still have cancer though?

Nah. I forget the name - it escapes me - but basically, I'm drinking too much and it's breaking down the blood vessels in both my throat and anus - thus causing me to bleed from both passage ways...... ya dig, *****?

Doc said, If I didn't quit sharpish, I wouldn't live to see my Thirties.

No offense, Old-Timer, but that wasn't the worst news I've ever been given.

Better to burn out than fade away.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 09:10 AM
Better to burn out than fade away.



reminds me of when courtney love read kurt cobains suicide letter at his eulogy or w/e the **** its called

fun fact though, didnt know Young actually reached out to Cobain prior

Cobain had quoted Young's lyric "It's better to burn out than fade away" (a line from "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)") in his suicide note, causing Young to then on emphasize the line "'cause once you're gone you can't come back" when performing the song. Young had reportedly made repeated attempts to contact Cobain prior to his death.

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 09:18 AM
Vet, do me up the bum-bum.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 09:22 AM
Vet, do me up the bum-bum.

next you'll be asking for a reach around....


:nonono:

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 09:24 AM
next you'll be asking for a reach around....


:nonono:

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- v e t -
12-18-2010, 09:56 AM
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there's more to the picture than meets the eye....

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 09:58 AM
fookin massive

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Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 10:15 AM
Did he finish the cunt or what?

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:21 AM
Did he finish the cunt or what?

nope

won by decision

:nonono:

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 10:23 AM
nope

won by decision

:nonono:

As Loc would say: "Amateur".

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 10:23 AM
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- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:23 AM
As Loc would say: "Amateur".

as well as "UFgay"

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:25 AM
fancy another bradley bet?


i HOPE alexander beats him, but he looked like **** his last fight

how about my 10 mil on Alexander to your 100mil on Bradley???

Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 10:30 AM
fancy another bradley bet?


i HOPE alexander beats him, but he looked like **** his last fight

how about my 10 mil on Alexander to your 100mil on Bradley???

10-1 odds? :spankme:

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 10:31 AM
as well as "UFgay"

It's MMGay and UFa.gs.

Dat iz it, dawg.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:31 AM
10-1 odds? :spankme:

FINE

you drive a hard bargain

gimme 4:1 and we have a deal


*****

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:32 AM
It's MMGay and UFa.gs.

Dat iz it, dawg.

i've long sayd MMgAy


but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1:

just loc bein loc

or bolllocks

or bateman

or whatever

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:33 AM
Froch v Eubank

who wins

and more importantly

who would you WANT to win?

how long til Froch reaches Benn status in the UK?

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 10:34 AM
i've long sayd MMgAy


but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1:

just loc bein loc

or bolllocks

or bateman

or whatever

Flaming Loc Rich.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:35 AM
Richud as you limeys say it


or at least thats how Hatton's mother says it

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 10:41 AM
Only one Ricky 'atton!

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 10:41 AM
i think i have cancer.

it burns when i pee.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 10:43 AM
i've long sayd MMgAy


but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1:

just loc bein loc

or bolllocks

or bateman

or whatever

maybe the letter c rhymes with gay in spanish?

who knows?

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:44 AM
i think i have cancer.

it burns when i pee.

let me guess, she told you it was her first time?

nothing a gram of azithromycin wont solve

:fing02:

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:45 AM
FFS i need a new avatar

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 10:46 AM
Eubank or Froch?

Froch is the lesser of 2 evils so i'd want him to win but Eubank always found a way to win.

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 10:47 AM
i think i have cancer.

it burns when i pee.

Have you the haunting memories of lost love?

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:50 AM
have the limeys fallen in love with Froch though?

will he ever reach greatness status in limey land?

or will there never be another richud 'atton esque fighter

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 10:51 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:52 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg

:luvbed: :luvbed: :luvbed:

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:52 AM
i will laugh at this scene until the day i die

"**** you *****"

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Oasis_Lad
12-18-2010, 10:53 AM
How long shall they kill our prophets?

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 10:54 AM
War Pascal.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:55 AM
War Pascal.

aye

not many fighters i enjoy watching lose more than hopkins

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 10:56 AM
let me guess, she told you it was her first time?

nothing a gram of azithromycin wont solve

:fing02:

i think i have that.

gotta check.

let me go see what my cold sore medicine is called.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 10:59 AM
i think i have that.

gotta check.

let me go see what my cold sore medicine is called.

thats acyclovir (zovirax)

or valacyclovir (valtrex)

wont do it

what you want is zithromax (azithromycin)

go get a "zpak" and take them all at once

seriously

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:00 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg

chunk , make sure you set your lineup this week. and play the right players , nicca.

you still have a game.

i'll give you 50 million if you win.

the emos from the other division was talking crap about how our division was easy.

whining crybabies. i want our division to sweep them 4-0 this week.

we had a better division with better teams.

it only looked bad because we had one nitwit with a crap team. that one shall remain nameless.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:01 AM
thats acyclovir (zovirax)

or valacyclovir (valtrex)

wont do it

what you want is zithromax (azithromycin)

go get a "zpak" and take them all at once

seriously

nicca!

i don't got no vd.

never have , hopefully never will.

i've been lucky. i mess with responsible skanks.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 11:02 AM
nicca!

i don't got no vd.

never have , hopefully never will.

i've been lucky. i mess with responsible skanks.

i know im clean, i pull out.... 100% effective 60% of the time

:D

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:05 AM
i know im clean, i pull out.... 100% effective 60% of the time

:D

you know what's weird.

the dirty skanks i know are cleaner than the goody goody girls i know.

the skanks know they're dirty and use protection and get regular checkups.

the goody goodies fall in love and end up getting screwed over by a boyfriend that don't tell them what they got. :lol1:


if there is a lesson to be learned......it's **** the whores.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 11:11 AM
dumb broads



http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/bankrobberyoregonduo.jpgBrittney Sykes and Emma Westhusing had been talking about robbing a bank for about a month when the duo allegedly pulled a heist Monday at an Oregon credit union.

The weapon-free robbery netted them $1370--for 20 minutes, at least.

The novice criminals--Sykes, 23, handed the teller a note, while Westhusing, 19, drove the getaway car--were almost immediately undone by a tracking device that the teller placed among the 48 bills she forked over. An amusing U.S. District Court affidavit describes what happened when the duo found the suspicious device when they returned to Sykes’s house to count the loot.

Sykes (pictured above left) told investigators that she “went to a computer and searched the Internet to figure out what the device might be.” Panicking and assuming that the pair would be busted, Sykes “ran out to her car and hid the device.” It is unclear why she did not try to dispose of it somewhere besides underneath the driver’s side floor mat in her purple Hyundai Accent.

For her part, Westhusing said that when the tracking device was discovered, Sykes thought it was a dye bomb, “so she threw it against the wall.” Her cohort, she added, “then stomped on it, and then looked up what it was on the Internet.”

While the pair was busy Googling (“bank robbery tracking device,” presumably), Oregon cops were following a GPS signal to Sykes’s Portland residence. The women were arrested on a federal bank robbery charge.

Bastian Loc
12-18-2010, 11:15 AM
you know what's weird.

the dirty skanks i know are cleaner than the goody goody girls i know.

the skanks know they're dirty and use protection and get regular checkups.

the goody goodies fall in love and end up getting screwed over by a boyfriend that don't tell them what they got. :lol1:


if there is a lesson to be learned......it's **** the whores.

Hey bro, did you know 1911's are crap guns and 9mm's bounce off glass?
:grumble:

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:18 AM
Hey bro, did you know 1911's are crap guns and 9mm's bounce off glass?
:grumble:

yeah i talked to him about the 1911's.

the 9mm thing i just let it go since he was exagerrating a bit.


the glock actually uses the same system as the 1911.

most modern guns use the browning system the 1911's have. glock , hk , sig , etc. all use a modified version of it.

Bastian Loc
12-18-2010, 11:21 AM
yeah i talked to him about the 1911's.

the 9mm thing i just let it go since he was exagerrating a bit.


the glock actually uses the same system as the 1911.

most modern guns use the browning system the 1911's have. glock , hk , sig , etc. all use a modified version of it.

I like how he wouldn't stop even after 9 separate people told him he was wrong. Then he made a post about how he wants a .45 Glock 19.


Glock 19 is a compact 9mm.

:lol1:

He supposedly runs a glock, but doesn't know a Glock 19? That's one of the most commonly sold glocks.

Kid's full of ****.

Straight up.

:why:

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:25 AM
I like how he wouldn't stop even after 9 separate people told him he was wrong. Then he made a post about how he wants a .45 Glock 19.


Glock 19 is a compact 9mm.

:lol1:

He supposedly runs a glock, but doesn't know a Glock 19? That's one of the most commonly sold glocks.

Kid's full of ****.

Straight up.

:why:

he probably just got the number wrong. there is a lot of glock models.

the glock 19 is the most popular though. i had one and i don't even like glocks.

Bastian Loc
12-18-2010, 11:29 AM
he probably just got the number wrong. there is a lot of glock models.

the glock 19 is the most popular though. i had one and i don't even like glocks.

yeah, he was getting a lot of stuff wrong.
:op:

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:34 AM
yeah, he was getting a lot of stuff wrong.
:op:

i just didn't get the obsolete part.

old doesn't mean obsolete.

1911 works like every other modern pistol.

grip magazine and semi-automatic.

1911 still works and a lot of people still use them.


i don't understand the it's 10 ounces heavier part.

being 10 ounces heavier doesn't mean it's harder to shoot.

besides , a glock 21 holds double the ammo a colt 1911 does. with the 6-7 extra rounds , that 10 ounces difference is more like 3-4 ounces.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 11:36 AM
speaking of guns

i love how this cunt misses EVERYONE

:nonono:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2010/12/14/vo.fl.school.board.shooting.WMBB?hpt=T1

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 11:37 AM
haha what a punk ass little ******

thanks to an anonymous tip i found out your running your mouth in here.....like a *****.

im glad i ruffled your feathers enough to make you run and sling ****

:lol1:

i wont desecrate a perfectly good thread though

just let it be known your ******ry was witnessed

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:38 AM
haha what a punk ass little ******

thanks to an anonymous tip i found out your running your mouth in here.....like a *****.

im glad i ruffled your feathers enough to make you run and sling ****

:lol1:

i wont desecrate a perfectly good thread though

just let it be known your ******ry was witnessed

anonymous tip?

we all know it's vet. :lol1:

you and dick need to make up.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 11:39 AM
anonymous tip?

we all know it's vet. :lol1:

you and dick need to make up.

a cunt is a cunt thats all


why bash someone in another thread since you know they wont come in there to read it

:D

***** move... but why expect any less

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:40 AM
speaking of guns

i love how this cunt misses EVERYONE

:nonono:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2010/12/14/vo.fl.school.board.shooting.WMBB?hpt=T1

it's hard to hit moving targets.

but that said.....the people are sitting down and not even moving. :lol1:

dumb cunt should have at least tried to aim.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:41 AM
a cunt is a cunt thats all


why bash someone in another thread since you know they wont come in there to read it

:D

***** move... but why expect any less

i still don't know why you and dick started fighting.

i fight with him a lot (i do with everyone tbh) but usually on just that topic and then after that we don't argue again 'til the next looney thing he says.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 11:50 AM
i still don't know why you and dick started fighting.

i fight with him a lot (i do with everyone tbh) but usually on just that topic and then after that we don't argue again 'til the next looney thing he says.

Jack and I have a very odd relationship

for the most part he is a shrewd little ******* who usually stalks people he knows he can drum up a argument with fairly quickly

but me and him are usually civil behind closed doors....kinda weird

hell i played Modern Warfare with the guy a couple of times

but for the most part he is a punk ass

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 11:56 AM
Jack and I have a very odd relationship

for the most part he is a shrewd little ******* who usually stalks people he knows he can drum up a argument with fairly quickly

but me and him are usually civil behind closed doors....kinda weird

hell i played Modern Warfare with the guy a couple of times

but for the most part he is a punk ass

i never talked to jack/dick in person.

we were gonna go shooting once but mak didn't want to go rifle shooting. he only wanted to go the indoor range and shoot pistols.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 11:58 AM
it's hard to hit moving targets.

but that said.....the people are sitting down and not even moving. :lol1:

dumb cunt should have at least tried to aim.

i can't believe how long it took the guy in grey to get down

like he was immune to what was going on

:lol1:

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 11:59 AM
i never talked to jack/dick in person.

we were gonna go shooting once but mak didn't want to go rifle shooting. he only wanted to go the indoor range and shoot pistols.

i only talked to him through Xbox Live which really doesnt count for much

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 12:01 PM
i can't believe how long it took the guy in grey to get down

like he was immune to what was going on

:lol1:

Maybe he was thinking back to Jurassic Park

"If I dont move quickly maybe he wont see me"

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 12:02 PM
Maybe he was thinking back to Jurassic Park

"If I dont move quickly maybe he wont see me"

i almost wish the main guy would have gotten at least hit

he seemed like such an arrogant cunt

where'd all the limeys go? too many fat yanks hoggin up the lang???

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 12:09 PM
i almost wish the main guy would have gotten at least hit

he seemed like such an arrogant cunt

where'd all the limeys go? too many fat yanks hoggin up the lang???

the talk of venereal diseases and firearms scared them off.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 12:11 PM
the talk of venereal diseases and firearms scared them off.

christ, you'd think they were french

:dunno:

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:07 PM
I just enjoy listening to you lot, **** in hand.

Please continue.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:09 PM
I just enjoy listening to you lot, **** in hand.

Please continue.

i'd rather you enjoyed giving me hundreds of millions of epoints

but i still love ya

:kiss:

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:11 PM
I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire.

You in, Vet?

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:11 PM
I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire.

You in, Vet?

i am, as long as i can resurrect Omar Little

the way he got killed was utter rubbish

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:12 PM
i am, as long as i can resurrect Omar Little

the way he got killed was utter rubbish

Better than that, I'm hoping you'll play him.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:12 PM
im in baltimore as we speak.... let me know when your flight lands at BWI i'll pick ya up, **** in hand ;)

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:13 PM
Better than that, I'm hoping you'll play him.

gladly!

have you watched any of boardwalk empire?

im waiting until its a couple seasons deep to download it.... but i hear he plays a pretty badass role in that show as well

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:16 PM
im in baltimore as we speak.... let me know when your flight lands at BWI i'll pick ya up, **** in hand ;)

I don't think you could handle the both of us. It'll be episode 3 before me trousersnake makes a special guest appearance.

Flab
12-18-2010, 01:17 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:17 PM
I don't think you could handle the both of us. It'll be episode 3 before me trousersnake makes a special guest appearance.

two full episodes of anticipation?

you tease!

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:19 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg

boy i hope he KO's bhop

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:20 PM
gladly!

have you watched any of boardwalk empire?

im waiting until its a couple seasons deep to download it.... but i hear he plays a pretty badass role in that show as well

Haven't seen it.

I don't usually like shows until they go off the air.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:22 PM
believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining"

should i give it a go?

the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D

just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching

Clegg
12-18-2010, 01:22 PM
War Haitian-French-Canadian!

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:26 PM
believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining"

should i give it a go?

the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D

just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching

Aye, it's a good flick. I enjoyed it more than the book.

Kubrick's heavy on the imagery and atmosphere more than plot. The use of lighting is some of the best I've seen. Give it a go.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:28 PM
I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire.

You in, Vet?

i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason

heard it was great

worth watching Seinfeld friendo?

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:29 PM
i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason

heard it was great

worth watching Seinfeld friendo?

The Wire is ATG material

just dont read anything about it.... spoilers kill it

Monkz
12-18-2010, 01:29 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg

Hoping he puts a hurtin' on Hopkins.

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:33 PM
i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason

heard it was great

worth watching Seinfeld friendo?

Worth watching both, young fella.

Do you have any alcohol in the house? Can you describe it to me? Slowly.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:34 PM
The Wire is ATG material

just dont read anything about it.... spoilers kill it

Southpaw oh my youve changed

:D

Hoping he puts a hurtin' on Hopkins.

so is Pascal the Uncle Tom this go around?

you know this fight is going to be terrible with Hopkins winning a UD

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:37 PM
Worth watching both, young fella.

Do you have any alcohol in the house? Can you describe it to me? Slowly.

Alcohol a plenty.

just graduated from college and my real friends got me some good ****

all i have left is a pale.................ale.............from the brewers known as Sierra Nevada

their hot and warm at the moment

cant wait to stick them in my..........................





















































fridge

Monkz
12-18-2010, 01:38 PM
so is Pascal the Uncle Tom this go around?

you know this fight is going to be terrible with Hopkins winning a UD

Aye, Pascal is sloppy and Hopkins punch/clinch style has got boring decision written all over it.

Still, Pascal has to got to have it in him to beat the old man.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:41 PM
Aye, Pascal is sloppy and Hopkins punch/clinch style has got boring decision written all over it.

Still, Pascal has to got to have it in him to beat the old man.

too sloppy and too wide

Hopkins will pot shot him and roll around until the judges are asleep

then they will give it to him for seniority sake

then Hopkins retires with a shiny new belt to never fight Chad Dawson


HOORAY

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:42 PM
Alcohol a plenty.

just graduated from college and my real friends got me some good ****

all i have left is a pale.................ale.............from the brewers known as Sierra Nevada

their hot and warm at the moment

cant wait to stick them in my..........................





















































fridge

ooooohhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:46 PM
Watching Benn - Barkley.

Back in a minute.

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 01:48 PM
Curry or Chinese. That is the question.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:48 PM
ooooohhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.godlessblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/festivus-7113951.jpg

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 01:49 PM
Curry or Chinese. That is the question.

would you rather **** spice? or grease?

that is the question

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:50 PM
A Festivus for the rest of us.

Clegg
12-18-2010, 01:52 PM
Congrats on the graduation MS.

believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining"

should i give it a go?

the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D

just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching

Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really.

Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it.

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 01:54 PM
Congrats on the graduation MS.



Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really.

Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it.

Disregard that, Vet.

I think it was made for Nickelodeon. Or at least it looked that way.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 01:55 PM
Congrats on the graduation MS.



Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really.

Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it.

i saw something online the other day that drew my interest to the movie

i guess originally they wanted either Robin Williams or Robert DeNiro to play the role of Jack

im 17 minutes into (taking breaks here and there) and so far im glad it wasnt either!!!!!

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 01:55 PM
would you rather **** spice? or grease?

that is the question

It can't be as bad as the larger induced ****s i'm having today. ****ting through the eye of a needle.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 02:11 PM
Congrats on the graduation MS.


Thanks man

It can't be as bad as the larger induced ****s i'm having today. ****ting through the eye of a needle.

:nonono:

a mental image i wish i wouldnt have for the rest of today

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 03:14 PM
:nonono:

a mental image i wish i wouldnt have for the rest of today

Welcome to the Rimey Rang.

Flab
12-18-2010, 03:22 PM
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- v e t -
12-18-2010, 03:24 PM
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when chunk said he got a new job i had no idea it was in acting!

Flab
12-18-2010, 03:28 PM
when chunk said he got a new job i had no idea it was in acting!

He's good.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 03:29 PM
He's good.

indeed

he can really handle the wood!

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 03:32 PM
I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire.

You in, Vet?

i'm rewatching khan-maidana on hbo on demand.

i just noticed the flag they had in maidana's corner.

it said "las malvinas son argentinas"

"FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINA'S"

trying to claim british territory?

imperialist argentine scum.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 03:33 PM
Welcome to the Rimey Rang.

porkchop , did you get my message?

Flab
12-18-2010, 03:38 PM
porkchop , did you get my message?

Find me that thread about your sexuality so I can cash it in.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 03:40 PM
Find me that thread about your sexuality so I can cash it in.

oh that lame uncle sam?

cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono:

lame alt.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 03:41 PM
oh that lame uncle sam?

cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono:

lame alt.


only cunts would do that

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 03:45 PM
only cunts would do that

he's mad because i was talking to chups in a thread yesterday and he tried to butt in making jokes.

i told him to go talk to someone else.

he got butthurt and now trying to talk ****.

what a lame.

Flab
12-18-2010, 03:49 PM
oh that lame uncle sam?

cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono:

lame alt.

Where is it?

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 03:52 PM
Where is it?

i have no idea.

don't even remember who made that thread.

it was another guy who got pissed off at me.

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 03:53 PM
porkchop , did you get my message?

Yep. Picked the best starting line up i could. 3 of em are 'questionable' however.

BOLLOCKS
12-18-2010, 03:57 PM
War Pascal!

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 03:59 PM
i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt

well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 04:01 PM
i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt

well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan

2 did.

monkz made it too.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 04:03 PM
2 did.

monkz made it too.

Monkz is cool though

he is a Mississippi State fan

i blame it on me being a rookie

yeah thats it

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 04:03 PM
Hold on a minute, i'm in the play offs?

News to me. I thought only 4 teams got in.

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 04:04 PM
i'm rewatching khan-maidana on hbo on demand.

i just noticed the flag they had in maidana's corner.

it said "las malvinas son argentinas"

"FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINA'S"

trying to claim british territory?

imperialist argentine scum.

Silly cunts trying to make a sporting event political.

Flab
12-18-2010, 04:04 PM
Only got 2 points this week.

Chunk.
12-18-2010, 04:08 PM
Only got 2 points this week.

How much do you want?

Flab
12-18-2010, 04:12 PM
How much do you want?

40+ would be nice, but as tons of games got snowed off 20 would of been acceptable.

SirTomJones
12-18-2010, 04:13 PM
Flab, 10million that Sunderland prove they are number one up north

Flab
12-18-2010, 04:14 PM
Flab, 10million that Sunderland prove they are number one up north

Depends if Pascal wins tonight.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 04:16 PM
i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt

well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan

easy there jr

SirTomJones
12-18-2010, 04:20 PM
Depends if Pascal wins tonight.

How much you got on his Canadian ass?

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 04:22 PM
hey man what happened to Flab?!?!

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 04:22 PM
easy there jr

Cool Brees and Co. > Steelturds

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 04:24 PM
hey man what happened to Flab?!?!

He lost weight.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 04:25 PM
He lost weight.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/174459-1/Soccer_happy_redcard.gif

Southpaw Stinger
12-18-2010, 04:28 PM
Had two shaves today. Me beard growth's out of control.

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 04:29 PM
Hold on a minute, i'm in the play offs?

News to me. I thought only 4 teams got in.

consolation playoffs.

to fight for 5th , 6th , 7th , 8th place.

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 04:32 PM
Cool Brees and Co. > Steelturds

6 rings >>>>>> however few you have


:D

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 04:33 PM
flab banned?

hope its temporary

:crying:

Left Hook Tua
12-18-2010, 04:35 PM
6 rings >>>>>> however few you have


:D

2-3 of those belong to the raiders.

MidnightSpecial
12-18-2010, 04:38 PM
6 rings >>>>>> however few you have


:D

all of your QB's since the 1960's have a combined IQ of 75

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 04:40 PM
all of your QB's since the 1960's have a combined IQ of 75

they also have a combined 6 rings





:dance:

- v e t -
12-18-2010, 04:41 PM
2-3 of those belong to the raiders.

:bottle: :bottle: :bottle: