Southpaw Stinger
12-17-2010, 06:26 PM
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 06:26 PM I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 06:27 PM Who else thinks its time for southpoo to get a new avatar? That raisin faced sourpuss isn't doing anything for me anymore. BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 06:29 PM What's your av from, Southpaw? Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 06:30 PM Good question Batman. I wonder the same thing. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 06:32 PM What's your av from, Southpaw? An American Werewolf In London. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 06:36 PM Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation. Homer Simpson: Say it in English, Doc! Dr. Julius Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery. Homer Simpson: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo! Dr. Julius Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker. Homer Simpson: Could you dumb it down a shade? SirTomJones 12-17-2010, 06:36 PM No one like Khan in here? Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 06:37 PM Who else thinks its time for southpoo to get a new avatar? That raisin faced sourpuss isn't doing anything for me anymore. I was going to change it tomorrow. It's staying 'til March now. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 06:37 PM Marge: Can't you do something for him? Dr. Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is. Homer: What an age we live in. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 06:37 PM No one like Khan in here? No one that matters. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 06:38 PM Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides! Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 06:46 PM Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides! It's Kerns! Clegg 12-17-2010, 06:48 PM I was saying Boo-urns. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 06:49 PM "Kids, you tried your best - and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try. He he he... right in the butt." Clegg 12-17-2010, 06:58 PM Gonna watch Deep Space Homer. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 07:00 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9SxToTUoWGM?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9SxToTUoWGM?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 07:02 PM I watched Peeping Tom last night. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:02 PM Benn landed a reet good 'un there. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:03 PM I watched Peeping Tom last night. Now the world makes sense to you, doesn't it? BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 07:05 PM Now the world makes sense to you, doesn't it? No, I didn't understand why the beezy was so freaked out when he showed her the vid of him as kid, showing his dad put a lizard on him while sleeping. :nonono: Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 07:08 PM <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PzdHh0vtcRc?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PzdHh0vtcRc?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:09 PM No, I didn't understand why the beezy was so freaked out when he showed her the vid of him as kid, showing his dad put a lizard on him while sleeping. :nonono: My dad used to rest his pint glass on my head. You don't hear me complaining or murdering slags. Clegg 12-17-2010, 07:10 PM The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 07:11 PM My dad used to rest his pint glass on my head. You don't hear me complaining or murdering slags. He wasn't complaining, the beezy was. :D You're not murdering slags? Amateur. :nonono: Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:12 PM You're not murdering slags? Amateur. :nonono: I keep meaning too. But I'm always too knackered after the rape. BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 07:14 PM The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! I really wanted to see part 2 of the remake. :nonono: :D http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/a/aperaham-lincoln-630-75.jpg BOLLOCKS 12-17-2010, 07:15 PM I keep meaning too. But I'm always too knackered after the rape. I see, you could kill 'em before the rape. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:18 PM I see, you could kill 'em before the rape. Necrophilia is dead to me. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:21 PM Durka durka mohammed jihad. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ILP2UbQJLyRMzM:http://thenextreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/amir-khan.jpg&t=1 Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:24 PM The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! great man that charlton heston. the face of freedom for the national rifle association. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/3/10/1236694484096/Charlton-Heston-NRA-001.jpg Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:26 PM I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan. fat cunt. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:27 PM Benn got stopped again. Shockin'.... Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:29 PM I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan. fat cunt. I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:29 PM I remember being totally disgusted with that fat piece of **** Michael Moore trying to blame Heston for some kid shooting some other kid in Michigan. fat cunt. moore is stupid. because gun laws would have prevented those minors from buying guns right? newsflash.....they didn't buy them legally. those criminals bought their guns illegally. shocking stuff. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:31 PM I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. what does gun rights have to do with intelligence , dweeb? you ******* on your island don't want guns that's on you. we do. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:31 PM moore is stupid. because gun laws would have prevented those minors from buying guns right? newsflash.....they didn't buy them legally. those criminals bought their guns illegally. shocking stuff. Makes sense though, right? One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch. Although it should have been banned years ago IMO. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:31 PM what does gun rights have to do with intelligence , dweeb? you ******* on your island don't want guns that's on you. we do. I rest my case. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:32 PM Makes sense though, right? One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch. Although it should have been banned years ago IMO. LOL :banana: Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:32 PM I don't think he directly held Heston responsible. He was just making a point that he is your typical gun wielding fat yank that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. His point didn't make any sense. Heston owning guns has nothing to do with some kid shooting another kid. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:34 PM Brits want guns, their parents in government however will not allow them to. :lol1: Sadly, many Americans are just as pathetic in this regard, I wouldn't be surprised if the supreme court tried some funny business re the 2nd amendment in the next few years. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:35 PM Makes sense though, right? One person gets beaten to death by a baseball bat: then you should ban baseball. Natch. Although it should have been banned years ago IMO. i really hate this topic. people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime. when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal. i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:35 PM His point didn't make any sense. Heston owning guns has nothing to do with some kid shooting another kid. The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty: Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:37 PM I rest my case. you have no case. how long has it been since england banned guns? stopped crime and murders have ye? Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:39 PM The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty: collecting guns is no different from collecting stamps , cars , books , etc. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:39 PM i really hate this topic. people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime. when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal. i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name. If I shoot a guy with my gun (registered) can they trace the bullet to my actual gun? Or will they just know what the caliber and make is? Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:41 PM The point was the gun culture in the US is retarded. Anyway I've drunk a bottle of wine and half a bottle of Glenmorangie. I need to lie down now.:booty: i don't care about "gun culture" that's just some dumb libtard construct. I only care about liberty. Gun owners are not a monolith. Anyway, he's a fat commie piece of ****, who incidentally has guns and is an nra member himself. double pwn. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:42 PM If I shoot a guy with my gun (registered) can they trace the bullet to my actual gun? Or will they just know what the caliber and make is? each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet. no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet. they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet. but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:42 PM i really hate this topic. people think that just because you ban guns , criminals will stop committing crime. when i was a stupid little kid doing stupid things , i use to have 10 , 20 , 30 guns in my house at different times. i've probably had 200 guns go in and out of my possesion during those years. not a single one was legal. i know we yanks are dumb but even dumb yanks know better than to commit crime with guns registered in their name. Well it's true. We still have shootings over here despite the gun laws. Banning something won't make it go away. It just takes it out of the hands of the responsible and puts it in the hands of the irresponsible. Yanks do have an unhealthy obsession with guns, but I think it's more of a freedom thing than anything else. I don't want one, but if someone told me I can't have one then I'm gonna raise hell! Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:44 PM each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet. no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet. they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet. but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet. Ah, I see. Well that's good. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:44 PM you have no case. how long has it been since england banned guns? stopped crime and murders have ye? We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner. Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts. Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad? Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:44 PM i don't care about "gun culture" that's just some dumb libtard construct. I only care about liberty. Gun owners are not a monolith. Anyway, he's a fat commie piece of ****, who incidentally has guns and is an nra member himself. double pwn. i remember when one of the top anti-gun lobbyists was discovered to own handguns for self protection. i think it was sarah brady. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 07:46 PM each gun has a fingerprint it leaves on the bullet. no barrel is the same so each barrel leaves its own unique mark on the bullet. they can't "trace" it to you from just the bullet. but if they come in possession of your gun , they can fire it and match your gun to the bullet. CSI Tua, coming this Wednesday. Synopsis: Detective Tua, a Filipino, Burger-chomping Illegal, Loads up his mammoth arsenal of weaponry, and takes down some criminal scum. :hitit: Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:47 PM We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner. Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts. Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad? not mad. naive. you're probably one of those people that would convict a homeowner for beating up a burglar. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:47 PM We had some maniac with kill some people with a shotgun recently, but he was a legal gun owner. Of course there are illegal guns in the UK but they are tough to get hold of to unless you have contacts. Surely common sense states that anything which primary use is to kill people should be outlawed? Or am I mad? Oh of course. They are deadly weapons after all. But if a person is crazy enough to kill someone, then not having a gun won't stop them. They'll just find some other method. But banning guns does reduce the rate somewhat and I suppose every life saved is a bonus. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:49 PM i remember when one of the top anti-gun lobbyists was discovered to own handguns for self protection. i think it was sarah brady. That cunt Diane feinstein did the same thing. She said people shouldn't be able to conceal carry, yet she conceal carries. Zionist whore. :dunce: Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:49 PM I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:50 PM Oh of course. They are deadly weapons after all. But if a person is crazy enough to kill someone, then not having a gun won't stop them. They'll just find some other method. But banning guns does reduce the rate somewhat and I suppose every life saved is a bonus. Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago. Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country. That's pure scientific fact. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:52 PM I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return. Check out this ass bro. omg... :wank: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eB0NIDnQ0no?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eB0NIDnQ0no?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 07:53 PM My thoughts on Americans owning guns is pretty much the same as my opinion on Giving a nail gun to someone with learning difficulties. You just don't go there, Girlfriend. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:54 PM Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago. Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country. That's pure scientific fact. No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas. A national ban would make it make it difficult. Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:54 PM CSI Tua, coming this Wednesday. Synopsis: Detective Tua, a Filipino, Burger-chomping Illegal, Loads up his mammoth arsenal of weaponry, and takes down some criminal scum. :hitit: you know they did studies and they said that show is helping criminals get away with their crimes. these nitwits too stupid to get out of jury duty think the evidence should be like on csi. so when real life can't keep up with fiction , those dumb cunts find the criminal not guilty. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:55 PM Banning guns increases the rate. At least thats the case in N.Y, L.A, and Chicago. Those cities make it virtually impossible for citizens to have guns and they have the highest crime rates and murder rates in the country. That's pure scientific fact. I'd say it's more of a statistical fact than a scientific one. But I dig. But again, different cultures, different attitudes. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 07:56 PM you know they did studies and they said that show is helping criminals get away with their crimes. these nitwits too stupid to get out of jury duty think the evidence should be like on csi. so when real life can't keep up with fiction , those dumb cunts find the criminal not guilty. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKukOSBybyw?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKukOSBybyw?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:56 PM My thoughts on Americans owning guns is pretty much the same as my opinion on Giving a nail gun to someone with learning difficulties. You just don't go there, Girlfriend. Reet cunt. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 07:57 PM No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas. A national ban would make it make it difficult. Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing. banning firearms doesn't promote crime but it also doesn't prevent it. you can't walk the streets with firearms now. unless you can get a permit to carry which is rare in most places. that's not the issue now. the issue is being able to own a gun and keep it at home. gun laws are meaningless and are just feel good legislation. makes lawmakers feel like they're doing something when they're not. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 07:58 PM Check out this ass bro. omg... :wank: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eB0NIDnQ0no?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eB0NIDnQ0no?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Yum yum. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber Shambleton 12-17-2010, 07:58 PM I was drunk earlier, I'm not now. Thanks cunts. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 07:59 PM No it isn't, because they aren't banned. I presume it is easy enough to take a gun into these areas. A national ban would make it make it difficult. Look it isn't the answer to everyones problems but reducing the amount of nutjobs walking the streets with firearms has got to be a good thing. Like Tuna said, a crazy **** will find a way. Guns are everywhere, whether theyre "banned" or not. Where there's a will, there's a way. Disarming an honest person is putting them in danger and frankly a crime against humanity. No government should be able to take away your right to protect your life. That's an inalienable right. I know Brits tend to have trouble with inalienable rights. :banana: Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:00 PM banning firearms doesn't promote crime but it also doesn't prevent it. you can't walk the streets with firearms now. unless you can get a permit to carry which is rare in most places. that's not the issue now. the issue is being able to own a gun and keep it at home. gun laws are meaningless and are just feel good legislation. makes lawmakers feel like they're doing something when they're not. Back off Buddy, I'm a Scientist. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KvkKX035484?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KvkKX035484?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:00 PM I'd say it's more of a statistical fact than a scientific one. But I dig. But again, different cultures, different attitudes. it is different cultures. americans believe they have a right to gun ownership (and they do under the constitution) i just don't agree with people's claim that banning guns prevents crime. it doesn't. bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 08:01 PM Like Tuna said, a crazy **** will find a way. Guns are everywhere, whether theyre "banned" or not. Where there's a will, there's a way. Disarming an honest person is putting them in danger and frankly a crime against humanity. No government should be able to take away your right to protect your life. That's an inalienable right. I know Brits tend to have trouble with inalienable rights. :banana: So arming everyone, including mentally ill and unstable is better than disarming everyone? Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:02 PM I ain't into guns, but I wouldn't turn down a Steyr AUG for Christmas, Tua. I'll send you something nice in return. when we move to australia. we'll enlist in army reserves. get them for free and go to town on some kangaroos. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 08:02 PM it is different cultures. americans believe they have a right to gun ownership (and they do under the constitution) i just don't agree with people's claim that banning guns prevents crime. it doesn't. bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws. Of course, but I prefer the bad people without guns than the ones with them. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:03 PM bad people commit crimes. with or without gun laws. Aye. But I suppose the climax of Taxi Driver wouldn't be quite as dramatic if all he could get his hands on was a cricket bat. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:03 PM Of course, but I prefer the bad people without guns than the ones with them. but bad people don't abide by laws. including gun laws. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:04 PM Aye. But I suppose the climax of Taxi Driver wouldn't be quite as dramatic if all he could get his hands on was a cricket bat. never seen taxi driver. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:05 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:05 PM all this because clegg posted about planet of the apes. **** you , clegg. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 08:05 PM I'm going to bed before I put a jihad on you lot. Night. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:05 PM when we move to australia. we'll enlist in army reserves. get them for free and go to town on some kangaroos. It's standard issue for Brit soldiers in The Falklands too. So, you know... If Australia gets a bit dull with all the Katsidis talk and cunts like Stone Roses, we could relocate. Being in the Australian army pretty much means never having to fire a gun. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:06 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight. i don't think he's overrated anymore. i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable. not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:07 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGkoGc-cc5Y?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> A legend, and an overrated Heavyweight. Maradona has piled on the pounds as of late. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 08:07 PM So arming everyone, including mentally ill and unstable is better than disarming everyone? Yes. Because the mentally ill and unstable will get weapons whether they're banned or not. Disarming good people will do nothing to stop retards from being retards. Shambleton 12-17-2010, 08:08 PM i don't think he's overrated anymore. i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable. not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round. Bluce Ree would KO Ali with his ****. Addition 12-17-2010, 08:08 PM Yes. Because the mentally ill and unstable will get weapons whether they're banned or not. Disarming good people will do nothing to stop retards from being retards. You're Romanian, right? Or is it Dorian who's Romanian? Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:09 PM It's standard issue for Brit soldiers in The Falklands too. So, you know... If Australia gets a bit dull with all the Katsidis talk and cunts like Stone Roses, we could relocate. Being in the Australian army pretty much means never having to fire a gun. australia gets involved in a lot of places. no one pays attention though because it's not in europe or the middle east. plus they don't make a big deal about it like some countries. battheidiot was making a big deal about his danish military in afghanistan. they sent like 100 guys who never even leave the base. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:09 PM i don't think he's overrated anymore. i think he's still a great. top 15-20. maybe even low top 10 is arguable. not as bad as before when people thought he'd ko ali in 1 round. I can appreciate Tyson, but I'd definitely appreciate him a whole lot more if not for a percentage of his fans. Just like you can tell a man from his shoes - you can tell a boxer from his fans. Case: Bernard Hopkins. His fans are delusional ****wits. Hopkins is a ****wit. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:10 PM australia gets involved in a lot of places. no one pays attention though because it's not in europe or the middle east. plus they don't make a big deal about it like some countries. battheidiot was making a big deal about his danish military in afghanistan. they sent like 100 guys who never even leave the base. Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:12 PM Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany. Wot iz this Grandad? a historee lesun? LAMO! PWN! :owned: Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 08:13 PM You're Romanian, right? Or is it Dorian who's Romanian? I'm Romanian, Dorian is a Bulgarian who claims to be Romanian. Shameless cunt he is. Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:13 PM Well tickle my todger. I thought the last time the Aussies tooled up was when Winston forced 'em to during the 1939-'45 conflict with Germany. they usually get involved in asia that's why. malaysia , indonesia , east timor , papau new guinea , etc. just smallscale stuff. hostage rescue , small missions , peacekeeping , etc. the australian sas and commandos are probably the best in that region modeled after the british sas , sbs , commandos. (man for man of course , they don't have a large military) Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:14 PM Wot iz this Grandad? a historee lesun? LAMO! PWN! :owned: If that's gonna be your attitude, young'un, then I ain't telling you how World War 2 ended. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:15 PM they usually get involved in asia that's why. malaysia , indonesia , east timor , papau new guinea , etc. just smallscale stuff. hostage rescue , small missions , peacekeeping , etc. the australian sas and commandos are probably the best in that region modeled after the british sas , sbs , commandos. (man for man of course , they don't have a large military) I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 08:16 PM I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture. They make up for all that by giving us Lleyton Hewitt, Russell Crowe and Stones! Left Hook Tua 12-17-2010, 08:18 PM I'm impressed. I suppose something had to make up for the crap beer and lack of culture. i don't know...... forget their beer and culture. when was the last time you saw an ugly australian girl? they got some beauts over there. the accent doesn't hurt either. SirTomJones 12-17-2010, 08:20 PM http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/gareth2.jpg Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:22 PM i don't know...... forget their beer and culture. when was the last time you saw an ugly australian girl? they got some beauts over there. the accent doesn't hurt either. Oh they got some hotties down there fo sho. The accent's a little ****ney-eastend that's been abroad for a century and has since mutated. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 08:23 PM http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/gareth2.jpg Gareth Keenan in the area! Addition 12-17-2010, 08:24 PM I'm Romanian, Dorian is a Bulgarian who claims to be Romanian. Shameless cunt he is. Teach me some Romanian. There's this Romanian chick I know, I want to impress her and hopefully one day we can engage in some fornication :) Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:26 PM I gave my top 10 Neighours bints the other day.... now for my top 10 Home & Away bints: Kate Ritchie Emily Symons Isla Fisher Melissa George Rebecca Cartwright I can't even name 10, which just goes to show that Neighbours > Home & Away, on the Totty Front. Addition 12-17-2010, 08:30 PM I gave my top 10 Neighours bints the other day.... now for my top 10 Home & Away bints: Kate Ritchie Emily Symons Isla Fisher Melissa George Rebecca Cartwright I can't even name 10, which just goes to show that Neighbours > Home & Away, on the Totty Front. It's been years since i've watched Home & Away, I don't even remember what the tarts look like. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:32 PM It's been years since i've watched Home & Away, I don't even remember what the tarts look like. Blonde, Buxom, absolutely no talent whatsoever. They're pretty easy to spot. Clyde Barrow 12-17-2010, 08:48 PM Benn-Eubank. Meldrick-Chavez. Ruddock-Tyson I. I hate Richard Steele. Screw that guy. :grr: Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 08:55 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nqXtlolqU3k?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nqXtlolqU3k?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 09:12 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBQ-S6njQQw?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBQ-S6njQQw?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 09:30 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wKEzHXVPE4?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wKEzHXVPE4?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 10:08 PM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dIwITUNmflY?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dIwITUNmflY?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Bit of Christmas Noel. Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 10:10 PM R.I.P. Sexy Marc Bolan. Southpaw Stinger 12-17-2010, 10:12 PM And Sexy Mickey Finn. Bastian Loc 12-17-2010, 11:03 PM I think we should ban alcohol. That way, people won't drink anymore. Prohibition ftw. :dunce: Oasis_Lad 12-17-2010, 11:10 PM I think we should ban alcohol. That way, people won't drink anymore. Prohibition ftw. :dunce: Speaking to a crowd, that comparison ain't changing ****. It doesn't work. ( Therein lies the point - I'm sure you get it, Jack.) Bastian Loc 12-18-2010, 03:04 AM Speaking to a crowd, that comparison ain't changing ****. It doesn't work. ( Therein lies the point - I'm sure you get it, Jack.) Yes, I think so. I think we're both agreeing that banning things doesn't help anyone other than predatory elements of the underworld. Banning ftl. I keep my grubby pig hands off your sauce, and you keep yours off my guns. And sauce. :fing02: Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 08:04 AM Sauce? Tomato. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 08:17 AM Sauce? Tomato. worshsisertersherrer. Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 08:53 AM worshsisertersherrer. I'm off the wagon, Tua. Back on the spirits. PS: I like Worcester Crisps. :You_Rock_ Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 08:55 AM I'm off the wagon, Tua. Back on the spirits. PS: I like Worcester Crisps. :You_Rock_ do you still have cancer though? Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 09:02 AM do you still have cancer though? Nah. I forget the name - it escapes me - but basically, I'm drinking too much and it's breaking down the blood vessels in both my throat and anus - thus causing me to bleed from both passage ways...... ya dig, *****? Doc said, If I didn't quit sharpish, I wouldn't live to see my Thirties. No offense, Old-Timer, but that wasn't the worst news I've ever been given. Better to burn out than fade away. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 09:10 AM Better to burn out than fade away. reminds me of when courtney love read kurt cobains suicide letter at his eulogy or w/e the **** its called fun fact though, didnt know Young actually reached out to Cobain prior Cobain had quoted Young's lyric "It's better to burn out than fade away" (a line from "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)") in his suicide note, causing Young to then on emphasize the line "'cause once you're gone you can't come back" when performing the song. Young had reportedly made repeated attempts to contact Cobain prior to his death. Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 09:18 AM Vet, do me up the bum-bum. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 09:22 AM Vet, do me up the bum-bum. next you'll be asking for a reach around.... :nonono: Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 09:24 AM next you'll be asking for a reach around.... :nonono: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uzae_SqbmDE?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uzae_SqbmDE?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> - v e t - 12-18-2010, 09:56 AM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uzae_SqbmDE?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uzae_SqbmDE?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> there's more to the picture than meets the eye.... - v e t - 12-18-2010, 09:58 AM fookin massive <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/LH7oRb5Knjc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/LH7oRb5Knjc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 10:15 AM Did he finish the cunt or what? - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:21 AM Did he finish the cunt or what? nope won by decision :nonono: Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 10:23 AM nope won by decision :nonono: As Loc would say: "Amateur". Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 10:23 AM <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wv3ic6OOXns?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wv3ic6OOXns?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:23 AM As Loc would say: "Amateur". as well as "UFgay" - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:25 AM fancy another bradley bet? i HOPE alexander beats him, but he looked like **** his last fight how about my 10 mil on Alexander to your 100mil on Bradley??? Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 10:30 AM fancy another bradley bet? i HOPE alexander beats him, but he looked like **** his last fight how about my 10 mil on Alexander to your 100mil on Bradley??? 10-1 odds? :spankme: Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 10:31 AM as well as "UFgay" It's MMGay and UFa.gs. Dat iz it, dawg. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:31 AM 10-1 odds? :spankme: FINE you drive a hard bargain gimme 4:1 and we have a deal ***** - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:32 AM It's MMGay and UFa.gs. Dat iz it, dawg. i've long sayd MMgAy but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1: just loc bein loc or bolllocks or bateman or whatever - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:33 AM Froch v Eubank who wins and more importantly who would you WANT to win? how long til Froch reaches Benn status in the UK? Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 10:34 AM i've long sayd MMgAy but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1: just loc bein loc or bolllocks or bateman or whatever Flaming Loc Rich. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:35 AM Richud as you limeys say it or at least thats how Hatton's mother says it Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 10:41 AM Only one Ricky 'atton! Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 10:41 AM i think i have cancer. it burns when i pee. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 10:43 AM i've long sayd MMgAy but he always says UFGay for some reason :lol1: just loc bein loc or bolllocks or bateman or whatever maybe the letter c rhymes with gay in spanish? who knows? - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:44 AM i think i have cancer. it burns when i pee. let me guess, she told you it was her first time? nothing a gram of azithromycin wont solve :fing02: - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:45 AM FFS i need a new avatar Chunk. 12-18-2010, 10:46 AM Eubank or Froch? Froch is the lesser of 2 evils so i'd want him to win but Eubank always found a way to win. Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 10:47 AM i think i have cancer. it burns when i pee. Have you the haunting memories of lost love? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:50 AM have the limeys fallen in love with Froch though? will he ever reach greatness status in limey land? or will there never be another richud 'atton esque fighter Chunk. 12-18-2010, 10:51 AM http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:52 AM http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg :luvbed: :luvbed: :luvbed: - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:52 AM i will laugh at this scene until the day i die "**** you *****" <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/j-HDmqDw8AM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/j-HDmqDw8AM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 12-18-2010, 10:53 AM How long shall they kill our prophets? Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 10:54 AM War Pascal. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:55 AM War Pascal. aye not many fighters i enjoy watching lose more than hopkins Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 10:56 AM let me guess, she told you it was her first time? nothing a gram of azithromycin wont solve :fing02: i think i have that. gotta check. let me go see what my cold sore medicine is called. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 10:59 AM i think i have that. gotta check. let me go see what my cold sore medicine is called. thats acyclovir (zovirax) or valacyclovir (valtrex) wont do it what you want is zithromax (azithromycin) go get a "zpak" and take them all at once seriously Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:00 AM http://i55.tinypic.com/2j1lsfp.jpg chunk , make sure you set your lineup this week. and play the right players , nicca. you still have a game. i'll give you 50 million if you win. the emos from the other division was talking crap about how our division was easy. whining crybabies. i want our division to sweep them 4-0 this week. we had a better division with better teams. it only looked bad because we had one nitwit with a crap team. that one shall remain nameless. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:01 AM thats acyclovir (zovirax) or valacyclovir (valtrex) wont do it what you want is zithromax (azithromycin) go get a "zpak" and take them all at once seriously nicca! i don't got no vd. never have , hopefully never will. i've been lucky. i mess with responsible skanks. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 11:02 AM nicca! i don't got no vd. never have , hopefully never will. i've been lucky. i mess with responsible skanks. i know im clean, i pull out.... 100% effective 60% of the time :D Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:05 AM i know im clean, i pull out.... 100% effective 60% of the time :D you know what's weird. the dirty skanks i know are cleaner than the goody goody girls i know. the skanks know they're dirty and use protection and get regular checkups. the goody goodies fall in love and end up getting screwed over by a boyfriend that don't tell them what they got. :lol1: if there is a lesson to be learned......it's **** the whores. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 11:11 AM dumb broads http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/bankrobberyoregonduo.jpgBrittney Sykes and Emma Westhusing had been talking about robbing a bank for about a month when the duo allegedly pulled a heist Monday at an Oregon credit union. The weapon-free robbery netted them $1370--for 20 minutes, at least. The novice criminals--Sykes, 23, handed the teller a note, while Westhusing, 19, drove the getaway car--were almost immediately undone by a tracking device that the teller placed among the 48 bills she forked over. An amusing U.S. District Court affidavit describes what happened when the duo found the suspicious device when they returned to Sykes’s house to count the loot. Sykes (pictured above left) told investigators that she “went to a computer and searched the Internet to figure out what the device might be.” Panicking and assuming that the pair would be busted, Sykes “ran out to her car and hid the device.” It is unclear why she did not try to dispose of it somewhere besides underneath the driver’s side floor mat in her purple Hyundai Accent. For her part, Westhusing said that when the tracking device was discovered, Sykes thought it was a dye bomb, “so she threw it against the wall.” Her cohort, she added, “then stomped on it, and then looked up what it was on the Internet.” While the pair was busy Googling (“bank robbery tracking device,” presumably), Oregon cops were following a GPS signal to Sykes’s Portland residence. The women were arrested on a federal bank robbery charge. Bastian Loc 12-18-2010, 11:15 AM you know what's weird. the dirty skanks i know are cleaner than the goody goody girls i know. the skanks know they're dirty and use protection and get regular checkups. the goody goodies fall in love and end up getting screwed over by a boyfriend that don't tell them what they got. :lol1: if there is a lesson to be learned......it's **** the whores. Hey bro, did you know 1911's are crap guns and 9mm's bounce off glass? :grumble: Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:18 AM Hey bro, did you know 1911's are crap guns and 9mm's bounce off glass? :grumble: yeah i talked to him about the 1911's. the 9mm thing i just let it go since he was exagerrating a bit. the glock actually uses the same system as the 1911. most modern guns use the browning system the 1911's have. glock , hk , sig , etc. all use a modified version of it. Bastian Loc 12-18-2010, 11:21 AM yeah i talked to him about the 1911's. the 9mm thing i just let it go since he was exagerrating a bit. the glock actually uses the same system as the 1911. most modern guns use the browning system the 1911's have. glock , hk , sig , etc. all use a modified version of it. I like how he wouldn't stop even after 9 separate people told him he was wrong. Then he made a post about how he wants a .45 Glock 19. Glock 19 is a compact 9mm. :lol1: He supposedly runs a glock, but doesn't know a Glock 19? That's one of the most commonly sold glocks. Kid's full of ****. Straight up. :why: Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:25 AM I like how he wouldn't stop even after 9 separate people told him he was wrong. Then he made a post about how he wants a .45 Glock 19. Glock 19 is a compact 9mm. :lol1: He supposedly runs a glock, but doesn't know a Glock 19? That's one of the most commonly sold glocks. Kid's full of ****. Straight up. :why: he probably just got the number wrong. there is a lot of glock models. the glock 19 is the most popular though. i had one and i don't even like glocks. Bastian Loc 12-18-2010, 11:29 AM he probably just got the number wrong. there is a lot of glock models. the glock 19 is the most popular though. i had one and i don't even like glocks. yeah, he was getting a lot of stuff wrong. :op: Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:34 AM yeah, he was getting a lot of stuff wrong. :op: i just didn't get the obsolete part. old doesn't mean obsolete. 1911 works like every other modern pistol. grip magazine and semi-automatic. 1911 still works and a lot of people still use them. i don't understand the it's 10 ounces heavier part. being 10 ounces heavier doesn't mean it's harder to shoot. besides , a glock 21 holds double the ammo a colt 1911 does. with the 6-7 extra rounds , that 10 ounces difference is more like 3-4 ounces. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 11:36 AM speaking of guns i love how this cunt misses EVERYONE :nonono: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2010/12/14/vo.fl.school.board.shooting.WMBB?hpt=T1 MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 11:37 AM haha what a punk ass little ****** thanks to an anonymous tip i found out your running your mouth in here.....like a *****. im glad i ruffled your feathers enough to make you run and sling **** :lol1: i wont desecrate a perfectly good thread though just let it be known your ******ry was witnessed Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:38 AM haha what a punk ass little ****** thanks to an anonymous tip i found out your running your mouth in here.....like a *****. im glad i ruffled your feathers enough to make you run and sling **** :lol1: i wont desecrate a perfectly good thread though just let it be known your ******ry was witnessed anonymous tip? we all know it's vet. :lol1: you and dick need to make up. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 11:39 AM anonymous tip? we all know it's vet. :lol1: you and dick need to make up. a cunt is a cunt thats all why bash someone in another thread since you know they wont come in there to read it :D ***** move... but why expect any less Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:40 AM speaking of guns i love how this cunt misses EVERYONE :nonono: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2010/12/14/vo.fl.school.board.shooting.WMBB?hpt=T1 it's hard to hit moving targets. but that said.....the people are sitting down and not even moving. :lol1: dumb cunt should have at least tried to aim. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:41 AM a cunt is a cunt thats all why bash someone in another thread since you know they wont come in there to read it :D ***** move... but why expect any less i still don't know why you and dick started fighting. i fight with him a lot (i do with everyone tbh) but usually on just that topic and then after that we don't argue again 'til the next looney thing he says. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 11:50 AM i still don't know why you and dick started fighting. i fight with him a lot (i do with everyone tbh) but usually on just that topic and then after that we don't argue again 'til the next looney thing he says. Jack and I have a very odd relationship for the most part he is a shrewd little ******* who usually stalks people he knows he can drum up a argument with fairly quickly but me and him are usually civil behind closed doors....kinda weird hell i played Modern Warfare with the guy a couple of times but for the most part he is a punk ass Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 11:56 AM Jack and I have a very odd relationship for the most part he is a shrewd little ******* who usually stalks people he knows he can drum up a argument with fairly quickly but me and him are usually civil behind closed doors....kinda weird hell i played Modern Warfare with the guy a couple of times but for the most part he is a punk ass i never talked to jack/dick in person. we were gonna go shooting once but mak didn't want to go rifle shooting. he only wanted to go the indoor range and shoot pistols. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 11:58 AM it's hard to hit moving targets. but that said.....the people are sitting down and not even moving. :lol1: dumb cunt should have at least tried to aim. i can't believe how long it took the guy in grey to get down like he was immune to what was going on :lol1: MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 11:59 AM i never talked to jack/dick in person. we were gonna go shooting once but mak didn't want to go rifle shooting. he only wanted to go the indoor range and shoot pistols. i only talked to him through Xbox Live which really doesnt count for much MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 12:01 PM i can't believe how long it took the guy in grey to get down like he was immune to what was going on :lol1: Maybe he was thinking back to Jurassic Park "If I dont move quickly maybe he wont see me" - v e t - 12-18-2010, 12:02 PM Maybe he was thinking back to Jurassic Park "If I dont move quickly maybe he wont see me" i almost wish the main guy would have gotten at least hit he seemed like such an arrogant cunt where'd all the limeys go? too many fat yanks hoggin up the lang??? Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 12:09 PM i almost wish the main guy would have gotten at least hit he seemed like such an arrogant cunt where'd all the limeys go? too many fat yanks hoggin up the lang??? the talk of venereal diseases and firearms scared them off. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 12:11 PM the talk of venereal diseases and firearms scared them off. christ, you'd think they were french :dunno: Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:07 PM I just enjoy listening to you lot, **** in hand. Please continue. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:09 PM I just enjoy listening to you lot, **** in hand. Please continue. i'd rather you enjoyed giving me hundreds of millions of epoints but i still love ya :kiss: Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:11 PM I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire. You in, Vet? - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:11 PM I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire. You in, Vet? i am, as long as i can resurrect Omar Little the way he got killed was utter rubbish Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:12 PM i am, as long as i can resurrect Omar Little the way he got killed was utter rubbish Better than that, I'm hoping you'll play him. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:12 PM im in baltimore as we speak.... let me know when your flight lands at BWI i'll pick ya up, **** in hand ;) - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:13 PM Better than that, I'm hoping you'll play him. gladly! have you watched any of boardwalk empire? im waiting until its a couple seasons deep to download it.... but i hear he plays a pretty badass role in that show as well Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:16 PM im in baltimore as we speak.... let me know when your flight lands at BWI i'll pick ya up, **** in hand ;) I don't think you could handle the both of us. It'll be episode 3 before me trousersnake makes a special guest appearance. Flab 12-18-2010, 01:17 PM http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:17 PM I don't think you could handle the both of us. It'll be episode 3 before me trousersnake makes a special guest appearance. two full episodes of anticipation? you tease! - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:19 PM http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg boy i hope he KO's bhop Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:20 PM gladly! have you watched any of boardwalk empire? im waiting until its a couple seasons deep to download it.... but i hear he plays a pretty badass role in that show as well Haven't seen it. I don't usually like shows until they go off the air. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:22 PM believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining" should i give it a go? the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching Clegg 12-18-2010, 01:22 PM War Haitian-French-Canadian! Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:26 PM believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining" should i give it a go? the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching Aye, it's a good flick. I enjoyed it more than the book. Kubrick's heavy on the imagery and atmosphere more than plot. The use of lighting is some of the best I've seen. Give it a go. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:28 PM I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire. You in, Vet? i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason heard it was great worth watching Seinfeld friendo? - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:29 PM i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason heard it was great worth watching Seinfeld friendo? The Wire is ATG material just dont read anything about it.... spoilers kill it Monkz 12-18-2010, 01:29 PM http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20101217/i/r1616604895.jpg Hoping he puts a hurtin' on Hopkins. Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:33 PM i was going to start watching that but then didnt for some reason heard it was great worth watching Seinfeld friendo? Worth watching both, young fella. Do you have any alcohol in the house? Can you describe it to me? Slowly. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:34 PM The Wire is ATG material just dont read anything about it.... spoilers kill it Southpaw oh my youve changed :D Hoping he puts a hurtin' on Hopkins. so is Pascal the Uncle Tom this go around? you know this fight is going to be terrible with Hopkins winning a UD MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:37 PM Worth watching both, young fella. Do you have any alcohol in the house? Can you describe it to me? Slowly. Alcohol a plenty. just graduated from college and my real friends got me some good **** all i have left is a pale.................ale.............from the brewers known as Sierra Nevada their hot and warm at the moment cant wait to stick them in my.......................... fridge Monkz 12-18-2010, 01:38 PM so is Pascal the Uncle Tom this go around? you know this fight is going to be terrible with Hopkins winning a UD Aye, Pascal is sloppy and Hopkins punch/clinch style has got boring decision written all over it. Still, Pascal has to got to have it in him to beat the old man. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:41 PM Aye, Pascal is sloppy and Hopkins punch/clinch style has got boring decision written all over it. Still, Pascal has to got to have it in him to beat the old man. too sloppy and too wide Hopkins will pot shot him and roll around until the judges are asleep then they will give it to him for seniority sake then Hopkins retires with a shiny new belt to never fight Chad Dawson HOORAY Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:42 PM Alcohol a plenty. just graduated from college and my real friends got me some good **** all i have left is a pale.................ale.............from the brewers known as Sierra Nevada their hot and warm at the moment cant wait to stick them in my.......................... fridge ooooohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:46 PM Watching Benn - Barkley. Back in a minute. Chunk. 12-18-2010, 01:48 PM Curry or Chinese. That is the question. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:48 PM ooooohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh http://www.godlessblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/festivus-7113951.jpg MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 01:49 PM Curry or Chinese. That is the question. would you rather **** spice? or grease? that is the question Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:50 PM A Festivus for the rest of us. Clegg 12-18-2010, 01:52 PM Congrats on the graduation MS. believe it or not, i've never seen "the shining" should i give it a go? the semester is over and i have time to **** off a lot at work now instead of studying :D just browsing through netflix instant and hulu plus to find something worth watching Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really. Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it. Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 01:54 PM Congrats on the graduation MS. Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really. Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it. Disregard that, Vet. I think it was made for Nickelodeon. Or at least it looked that way. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 01:55 PM Congrats on the graduation MS. Yeah, it's definitley worth a watch. Prime Jack and prime Kubrick working with the material of prime King. Can't go wrong really. Some would disagree but from what I recall the TV remake was worth watching as well, which I wouldn't say about many things. I saw it as a kid and liked it. i saw something online the other day that drew my interest to the movie i guess originally they wanted either Robin Williams or Robert DeNiro to play the role of Jack im 17 minutes into (taking breaks here and there) and so far im glad it wasnt either!!!!! Chunk. 12-18-2010, 01:55 PM would you rather **** spice? or grease? that is the question It can't be as bad as the larger induced ****s i'm having today. ****ting through the eye of a needle. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 02:11 PM Congrats on the graduation MS. Thanks man It can't be as bad as the larger induced ****s i'm having today. ****ting through the eye of a needle. :nonono: a mental image i wish i wouldnt have for the rest of today Chunk. 12-18-2010, 03:14 PM :nonono: a mental image i wish i wouldnt have for the rest of today Welcome to the Rimey Rang. Flab 12-18-2010, 03:22 PM <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-nYhixp7bXI?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-nYhixp7bXI?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> - v e t - 12-18-2010, 03:24 PM <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-nYhixp7bXI?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-nYhixp7bXI?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> when chunk said he got a new job i had no idea it was in acting! Flab 12-18-2010, 03:28 PM when chunk said he got a new job i had no idea it was in acting! He's good. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 03:29 PM He's good. indeed he can really handle the wood! Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 03:32 PM I'm thinking about filming another season of The Wire. You in, Vet? i'm rewatching khan-maidana on hbo on demand. i just noticed the flag they had in maidana's corner. it said "las malvinas son argentinas" "FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINA'S" trying to claim british territory? imperialist argentine scum. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 03:33 PM Welcome to the Rimey Rang. porkchop , did you get my message? Flab 12-18-2010, 03:38 PM porkchop , did you get my message? Find me that thread about your sexuality so I can cash it in. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 03:40 PM Find me that thread about your sexuality so I can cash it in. oh that lame uncle sam? cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono: lame alt. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 03:41 PM oh that lame uncle sam? cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono: lame alt. only cunts would do that Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 03:45 PM only cunts would do that he's mad because i was talking to chups in a thread yesterday and he tried to butt in making jokes. i told him to go talk to someone else. he got butthurt and now trying to talk ****. what a lame. Flab 12-18-2010, 03:49 PM oh that lame uncle sam? cunt makes a thread about me and puts me on ignore. :nonono: lame alt. Where is it? Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 03:52 PM Where is it? i have no idea. don't even remember who made that thread. it was another guy who got pissed off at me. Chunk. 12-18-2010, 03:53 PM porkchop , did you get my message? Yep. Picked the best starting line up i could. 3 of em are 'questionable' however. BOLLOCKS 12-18-2010, 03:57 PM War Pascal! MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 03:59 PM i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 04:01 PM i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan 2 did. monkz made it too. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 04:03 PM 2 did. monkz made it too. Monkz is cool though he is a Mississippi State fan i blame it on me being a rookie yeah thats it Chunk. 12-18-2010, 04:03 PM Hold on a minute, i'm in the play offs? News to me. I thought only 4 teams got in. Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 04:04 PM i'm rewatching khan-maidana on hbo on demand. i just noticed the flag they had in maidana's corner. it said "las malvinas son argentinas" "FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINA'S" trying to claim british territory? imperialist argentine scum. Silly cunts trying to make a sporting event political. Flab 12-18-2010, 04:04 PM Only got 2 points this week. Chunk. 12-18-2010, 04:08 PM Only got 2 points this week. How much do you want? Flab 12-18-2010, 04:12 PM How much do you want? 40+ would be nice, but as tons of games got snowed off 20 would of been acceptable. SirTomJones 12-18-2010, 04:13 PM Flab, 10million that Sunderland prove they are number one up north Flab 12-18-2010, 04:14 PM Flab, 10million that Sunderland prove they are number one up north Depends if Pascal wins tonight. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 04:16 PM i cant believe a limey made the playoffs and i didnt well at least i wasnt dead last AND a steelers fan easy there jr SirTomJones 12-18-2010, 04:20 PM Depends if Pascal wins tonight. How much you got on his Canadian ass? MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 04:22 PM hey man what happened to Flab?!?! MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 04:22 PM easy there jr Cool Brees and Co. > Steelturds Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 04:24 PM hey man what happened to Flab?!?! He lost weight. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 04:25 PM He lost weight. http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/174459-1/Soccer_happy_redcard.gif Southpaw Stinger 12-18-2010, 04:28 PM Had two shaves today. Me beard growth's out of control. Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 04:29 PM Hold on a minute, i'm in the play offs? News to me. I thought only 4 teams got in. consolation playoffs. to fight for 5th , 6th , 7th , 8th place. - v e t - 12-18-2010, 04:32 PM Cool Brees and Co. > Steelturds 6 rings >>>>>> however few you have :D - v e t - 12-18-2010, 04:33 PM flab banned? hope its temporary :crying: Left Hook Tua 12-18-2010, 04:35 PM 6 rings >>>>>> however few you have :D 2-3 of those belong to the raiders. MidnightSpecial 12-18-2010, 04:38 PM 6 rings >>>>>> however few you have :D all of your QB's since the 1960's have a combined IQ of 75 - v e t - 12-18-2010, 04:40 PM all of your QB's since the 1960's have a combined IQ of 75 they also have a combined 6 rings :dance: - v e t - 12-18-2010, 04:41 PM 2-3 of those belong to the raiders. :bottle: :bottle: :bottle: |