Since BcuntPcuntP got rid of the tits thread I'll have to post this 70s slag here

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Since BcuntPcuntP got rid of the tits thread I'll have to post this 70s slag here

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Big eyes, big tits. :wank:

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Gozzing.
_____

Since BcuntPcuntP got rid of the tits thread I'll have to post this 70s slag here

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Know a similar looking girl
I've always wanted to intercourse her.

That girl was born in 1948. She looks well for it though.

That girl was born in 1948. She looks well for it though.

Wouldn't go that far, I've seen some fine ass 60 year old beezys in my time.

Ok, but Helen Mirren aside...

Do you think the woman from Murder She Wrote does ass-to-mouth?

Do you think the woman from Murder She Wrote does ass-to-mouth?

I'd like to think so
She's taken a good few ****s over the decades.

Decade means 10 years, right?
I meant Centuries.

Chunk changes the team he supports once per week. So if Chelsea lose soon you might have to look for someone in a Man Utd or Arsenal kit.

Maybe he's related to street bully after all.

I always thought those two had brotherly love for one another.

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I pity the fool.

I'd like to think so
She's taken a good few ****s over the decades.

Does **** rhyme with loc or lock?

I'm not sure about anything anymore. :grumble:

Maybe he's related to street bully after all.

I always thought those two had brotherly love for one another.

If you ever put me in the same tax bracket as Street Bully again? I'll open you up!

nope, they any good?

The first one sounds interesting, the second one i'm not sure one way or the other. Some films like that are good and some are more ****e than wales.

descent is pretty good.

Just watched The Shawshank Redemption again. Great film.

Marco's is flavor of the month. $5 for a large pizza? I'll take it.

Just watched The Shawshank Redemption again. Great film.

Proper movie. Wonder just how many innocent people are rotting in prison right now. Inspirational film, beats anything else I've seen with Robbins.

Proper movie. Wonder just how many innocent people are rotting in prison right now. Inspirational film, beats anything else I've seen with Robbins.

Aye, take a look at the lawman, beating up the wrong guy.

Watching either One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or The Good the Bad and the Ugly tomorrow night.

i shouldn't have made that trade with chunk.

everyone is saying i made a mistake. :nonono:



chunk , let's trade back.

Proper movie. Wonder just how many innocent people are rotting in prison right now. Inspirational film, beats anything else I've seen with Robbins.

Yeah, though he did direct Dead Man Walking, another ATG prison film.

You ever see Arlington Road? I'd say that's the second best Tim Robbins film.

If you ever put me in the same tax bracket as Street Bully again? I'll open you up!

You'd have to catch me first roly poly.

:banana:

Yeah, though he did direct Dead Man Walking, another ATG prison film.

You ever see Arlington Road? I'd say that's the second best Tim Robbins film.

I DL'ed Nothing To Lose. :lol1:

What is that?

What is that?

A Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence film. :D

Anyone watching this rescue attempt for these mining cunts? Sky News has a feature which keeps you updated with how many of the little ****ers have been rescued. So far it is at 0 of 33.

they said 2 hours till they get the 1st man out

they said 2 hours till they get the 1st man out

Jesustitty****ingchrist. They are making a meal out of this aren't they? I am going to bed in 10 mins so they better get a move on.

War Tony!:boxing:

The Beer thread doesn't get the traffic it deserves. I should have named it "The Limey Lounge Thread of Drink".

Sound better?

The Scottish fans are singing in the street right now at 3 in the morning, because we only got beat 3-2.

i'm playing this game yanks play called fantasy football.


the purpose of this game is for people to pick up the best players in the sport and make a team.


now people are complaining because i picked up the best players i could get and made a good team.



lesson of this story is yank girls are hard to deal with.

especially burner.

The Beer thread doesn't get the traffic it deserves. I should have named it "The Limey Lounge Thread of Drink".

Sound better?

Suck on a stiff ****<tail with me>


:banana:

A stiff one for me, Barman. Drink, not ****.

A stiff one for me, Barman. Drink, not ****.

2 days with no booze Lad. I'm following in your footsteps of sobriety.

Bad news is, I pulled my hammy something awful playing footie today.

I'll be out at least a few weeks for sure.
:grumble:

2 days with no booze Lad. I'm following in your footsteps of sobriety.

Bad news is, I pulled my hammy something awful playing footie today.

I'll be out at least a few weeks for sure.
:grumble:

Pulled a few muscles in my time ( No homo )

Never suffered any serious sports-related injury though.

The taste of defeat is far worse than any physical pain.

"Hey, remember that day I gave you some chocolate? Well, you gots to give me the bootyhole for that, *****. Sex me up motha****a." - D-Block Con

I have to return some videotapes.

Southpaw, I'm arresting you for the murder of Mary Man Nichols on the 31st of august 1888, and Tranny Chapman on the 8th of September 1888.

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence

Cuff 'im, boys.

They finally have cars that drive 'em selves.
http://gawker.com/5660400/googles-secret-driverless-cars-caught-on-video

Flying cars or they can do one.

About to watch No Country For Old ****.

About to watch No Country For Old ****.

Good film. I went in with high expectations, and was midly disappointed. Great performance from Bardem, and Brolin was pretty cool. I don't like Lee Jones in any film, so i'll leave him out.


Sidnote: Scotland won a Boxing Gold at Light-Heavy through Callum Johnson. I used to train with him a few years ago. Yes, he's an Englishman.

Good film. I went in with high expectations, and was midly disappointed. Great performance from Bardem, and Brolin was pretty cool. I don't like Lee Jones in any film, so i'll leave him out.


Sidnote: Scotland won a Boxing Gold at Light-Heavy through Callum Johnson. I used to train with him a few years ago. Yes, he's an Englishman.

Not a fan of people representing countries they weren't born in.

Either find someone good enough from your own nation, or don't bother at all.

No racist.

About to watch No Country For Old ****.

well?

what are your thoughts Llewelyn

talisker breaking news.


the bottles have left the depot in droitwich and is now at a mail hub in mitcham.


chunk go steal that ****.

well?

what are your thoughts Llewelyn

I turned it off 20 mins in. Not because I wasn't enjoying it, but because I want to give it my full attention, and I'd rather shoot people in the face right now on the PS3, than watch a guy with a Beatles haircut shoot people in the face on the PC screen.

Ya hurr?

I turned it off 20 mins in. Not because I wasn't enjoying it, but because I want to give it my full attention, and I'd rather shoot people in the face right now on the PS3, than watch a guy with a Beatles haircut shoot people in the face on the PC screen.

Ya hurr?

what are you playing?!?!

talisker breaking news.


the bottles have left the depot in droitwich and is now at a mail hub in mitcham.


chunk go steal that ****.

Fancy a bet on how many prostitutes the truck driver will murder on his journey North?

what are you playing?!?!

Modern Warfare 2.

Modern Warfare 2.

i've gotten so bored with it but i keep playing anyway.... nothing but n00b t00b spawning on domination

i feel so cheap, so dirty... but thats what i've been reduced to

im considering sellling my ps3... both of them

a lot of firearms errors in that movie.

he grabs an hk sp89 9mm from one of the drug dealers. they didn't make sp89's yet at the supposed time of that movie.

same thing with the intratec tec-9 9mm and remington 11-87 12 gauge , the assassin uses.


plus for such a professional why use a cheap , unreliable piece of junk like a tec-9?

any 14 yr. old kid from the ghetto can tell you a tec-9 is a piece of junk.

and a silencer/suppressor on a 12 gauge shotgun? really?

i've gotten so bored with it but i keep playing anyway.... nothing but n00b t00b spawning on domination

i feel so cheap, so dirty... but thats what i've been reduced to

im considering sellling my ps3... both of them

It's like a cheap whore you keep sticking your dick in.

Not a fan of people representing countries they weren't born in.
Either find someone good enough from your own nation, or don't bother at all.

No racist.

Me neither. When i spoke to him as he was first approaching the ABS (Scots amateur association) he said there was conflict with him and his family with the British selectors from the 2008 Olympics, and he had a fall out with the English selectors as a result.

He's by far the best Light-Heavyweight amateur in Britain, so it's no suprise the Scots picked him up through his Grand-Mother.

a lot of firearms errors in that movie.

he grabs an hk sp89 9mm from one of the drug dealers. they didn't make sp89's yet at the supposed time of that movie.

same thing with the intratec tec-9 9mm and remington 11-87 12 gauge , the assassin uses.


plus for such a professional why use a cheap , unreliable piece of junk like a tec-9?

any 14 yr. old kid from the ghetto can tell you a tec-9 is a piece of junk.

and a silencer/suppressor on a 12 gauge shotgun? really?

:bottle: :bottle:


big deal debbie downer.... do you think all the stuff they say on House or any other med show is accurate medicinal stuff?

its just a movie

a lot of firearms errors in that movie.

he grabs an hk sp89 9mm from one of the drug dealers. they didn't make sp89's yet at the supposed time of that movie.

same thing with the intratec tec-9 9mm and remington 11-87 12 gauge , the assassin uses.


plus for such a professional why use a cheap , unreliable piece of junk like a tec-9?

any 14 yr. old kid from the ghetto can tell you a tec-9 is a piece of junk.

and a silencer/suppressor on a 12 gauge shotgun? really?

Fools. When will they learn?

It's like a cheap whore you keep sticking your dick in.

spot on


its like cocaine when i was younger...

i loved it, but hated it....


do it long enough and you end up picking one of the two...

Fancy a bet on how many prostitutes the truck driver will murder on his journey North?

i don't know but your shipping was free.

from droitwich to glasgow. free.

from droitwich to mitcham and rochdale. 6 quid a piece.

?????

but anyways...... more breaking news , lads.

THE BIRD HAS LEFT THE NEST. I REPEAT. THE BIRD HAS LEFT THE NEsT.

OPERATIONS BROTHER IN LAW , MUM AND ENGLISH TOOL IS A GO.

CONTACT YOUR FORCES AND PUT THEM ON RED ALERT FOR TODAY.

but anyways...... more breaking news , lads.

THE BIRD HAS LEFT THE NEST. I REPEAT. THE BIRD HAS LEFT THE NEsT.

OPERATIONS BROTHER IN LAW , MUM AND ENGLISH TOOL IS A GO.

CONTACT YOUR FORCES AND PUT THEM ON RED ALERT FOR TODAY.

translation?

:bottle: :bottle:


big deal debbie downer.... do you think all the stuff they say on House or any other med show is accurate medicinal stuff?

its just a movie

i don't like you.

i will kill you last.


it won't be quick , it will be painful and it will be messy.

translation?

sorry.

you're not part of TASK FORCE TALISKER.

maybe next year you'll get double-0 40 clearance.

i don't like you.

i will kill you last.


it won't be quick , it will be painful and it will be messy.

of course you dont like me, you love me

:kiss:

sorry.

you're not part of TASK FORCE TALISKER.

maybe next year you'll get double-0 40 clearance.

what does your talisker have to do with mum/brother in law etc??

of course you dont like me, you love me
:kiss:

only because i was taking daily doses of lsd for years.

only because i was taking daily doses of lsd for years.

we are two peas in a pod

what does your talisker have to do with mum/brother in law etc??

oh...... :lol1:

these cunts are a bunch of sissy boys.

they're scared of me knowing their address or name.


so i'm sending packages to:

1. laddie's mom

2. southpaw's brother in law

3. clegg's "FRIEND"

i don't know but your shipping was free.

from droitwich to glasgow. free.

from droitwich to mitcham and rochdale. 6 quid a piece.

?????

Where and what the feck is "Droitwich"?

They're probably burning an outsider in a wicker man in Droitwich as we speak.

we are two peas in a pod

i took my rec drugs in suppository form.

oh...... :lol1:

these cunts are a bunch of sissy boys.

they're scared of me knowing their address or name.


so i'm sending packages to:

1. laddie's mom

2. southpaw's brother in law

3. clegg's "FRIEND"


ohhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah i saw that part.... just didnt put 2 and 2 together i guess

;)

Where and what the feck is "Droitwich"?

They're probably burning an outsider in a wicker man in Droitwich as we speak.

droitwich is in worcestershire?



hmmm...... worcestershire......

i think i'll have a steak for lunch today.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah i saw that part.... just didnt put 2 and 2 together i guess

;)

i don't know.

just fecking around with codes and **** today.

since i do have malkovich in a looney cia/assassin role as my avatar.


didn't work yesterday and got decent sleep today.

went to sleep around 11pm and woke up around 5am. 6 hours straight. not bad.

i don't know.

just fecking around with codes and **** today.

since i do have malkovich in a looney cia/assassin role as my avatar.


didn't work yesterday and got decent sleep today.

went to sleep around 11pm and woke up around 5am. 6 hours straight. not bad.

good to hear lad

i've been sleeping ok lately.... kinda ill the passed couple of days though :(

have a lot of schoolwork to do over the next week but there's light at the end of the tunnel

Malkovich was going to play The Vulture in Spider-Man 4 before Sam Raimi quit production because of interfering studio exec cunts.

Now we have to make do with a **** reboot.

good to hear lad

i've been sleeping ok lately.... kinda ill the passed couple of days though :(

have a lot of schoolwork to do over the next week but there's light at the end of the tunnel

i have weird sleeping patterns. sometimes i'll sleep like 4-5 times but only for 30-minute or 1 hour at a time.



i'm thinking of going back to school.

i've been in real estate/title since 2000.

i need a change.

Malkovich was going to play The Vulture in Spider-Man 4 before Sam Raimi quit production because of interfering studio exec cunts.

Now we have to make do with a **** reboot.

wait......there was a spiderman 3?

i have weird sleeping patterns. sometimes i'll sleep like 4-5 times but only for 30-minute or 1 hour at a time.



i'm thinking of going back to school.

i've been in real estate/title since 2000.

i need a change.

a girl i dated had a father who was like that.... he worked night shift though and it was self inflicted

he'd never really go to bed.... when he wasnt working it was just on and off nap time on the couch

gained a lot of weight and was really stressed




school isnt bad, as long as you dont spend too much on it and go for something worth it ;)

i have weird sleeping patterns. sometimes i'll sleep like 4-5 times but only for 30-minute or 1 hour at a time.



i'm thinking of going back to school.

i've been in real estate/title since 2000.

i need a change.

I've been in a drunken state from 1998 up until 3 weeks ago.

wait......there was a spiderman 3?

I'm afraid so.

Guess whose decision it was to include Venom, played by the skinny cunt from That '70s show? That's right, Those cunt Studio execs again.

I've been in a drunken state from 1998 up until 3 weeks ago.

sober for 3 weeks eh?

congratulations.

you deserve a drink.

a girl i dated had a father who was like that.... he worked night shift though and it was self inflicted

he'd never really go to bed.... when he wasnt working it was just on and off nap time on the couch

gained a lot of weight and was really stressed




school isnt bad, as long as you dont spend too much on it and go for something worth it ;)

i wish i could be 18 again.

would have done things different.

then again , i had no idea what to major in back then anyway so it really wouldn't matter......

actually i don't think i know what i'd major in now if i could redo things.

Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
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Homer: [chuckles]
Announcer: [chuckles]
Dog On Fire.
[doing a doggy voice]
Ruff, anybody order a hot dog?
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you called my Father, prepare to die.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you called my Father, prepare to die.

stop saying that.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inconceivable!

:lol1: :lol1:

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:lol1:

i don't know but your shipping was free.

from droitwich to glasgow. free.

from droitwich to mitcham and rochdale. 6 quid a piece.

?????

Is Clegg from Rochdale? :hitit:.

I'm from CLOSSSSSSSSSSE to Rochdale, i'm coming for you Cleggy!.

Hide your kids, hide your wife.

They be rapin' errbody.

About to watch No Country For Old ****.

It's boring..

It's boring..

Aye, might just read a book instead.

Southpaw, I'm arresting you for the murder of Mary Man Nichols on the 31st of august 1888, and Tranny Chapman on the 8th of September 1888.

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence

Cuff 'im, boys.

It's a fair cop... I done it.

So I watched American Psycho yesterday and really loved the movie, but one thing really threw me.

When he confesses all that stuff to his lawyer on his machine, and then runs into him the next day, his lawyer calls him a chicken**** lightweight and doesn't believe him.

Then he says he had dinner with Paul Allen in London.

I was like "lol wut"???

So did he kill that Paul Allen fellow or not?


Great film btw.

So I watched American Psycho yesterday and really loved the movie, but one thing really threw me.

When he confesses all that stuff to his lawyer on his machine, and then runs into him the next day, his lawyer calls him a chicken**** lightweight and doesn't believe him.

Then he says he had dinner with Paul Allen in London.

I was like "lol wut"???

So did he kill that Paul Allen fellow or not?


Great film btw.

No..........

No..........

Perhaps I need to rewatch the film.

The one I saw was pretty crappy quality though. Got any links to a good quality version?

Perhaps I need to rewatch the film.

The one I saw was pretty crappy quality though. Got any links to a good quality version?

Just buy the dvd or blu-ray, they're cheap.

About to watch No Country For Old ****.

What you make of it?

Just buy the dvd or blu-ray, they're cheap.

I don't wanna.

So I watched American Psycho yesterday and really loved the movie, but one thing really threw me.

When he confesses all that stuff to his lawyer on his machine, and then runs into him the next day, his lawyer calls him a chicken**** lightweight and doesn't believe him.

Then he says he had dinner with Paul Allen in London.

I was like "lol wut"???

So did he kill that Paul Allen fellow or not?


Great film btw.

Bale's performance is the only good thing about that film IMO
His awkwardness helps him in the role, never been impressed by him in any other film, though.

Bale's performance is the only good thing about that film IMO
His awkwardness helps him in the role, never been impressed by him in any other film, though.

Well, I was just digging around about that novel it was based on and I guess whether or not he actually killed anyone is meant to be deliberately ambiguous.

Just for the sake of me committing 2 hours to it, I'm gonna assume he did it. I don't wanna be jerked around for my time with some poser.

I thought it was very good, of course he's the best thing in it, but the film has class consciousness albeit delivered in nihilistic fashion, but nevertheless, I enjoy that sort of thing.

Throwing chainsaws at hookers.

Throwing chainsaws at hookers.

I was rooting for him every step of the way. That cunt should have never ran off like that. He paid her for the entire night.

Bale's performance is the only good thing about that film IMO
His awkwardness helps him in the role, never been impressed by him in any other film, though.

The Machinist, Bale seems to perform his best in dark films. Very good actor IMO.

The Machinist, Bale seems to perform his best in dark films. Very good actor IMO.

Never seen it
I wouldn't say Bale's a bad actor, because I haven't watched all his films
I always thought he was best at reserved, no fuss characters... he's better at playing Bruce Wayne than he is at Batman
But his performances in Harsh Times & Public Enemies are poor, bad casting plays a part in that though.

My interpretation was that Bateman did kill all of those people, but everyone in the yuppie 80s was so bland, superficial and basically interchangable that nobody really noticed as they weren't certain who was who.

My interpretation was that Bateman did kill all of those people, but everyone in the yuppie 80s was so bland, superficial and basically interchangable that nobody really noticed as they weren't certain who was who.

I've thought about it
And I would like to change my reply to

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3113/sdasdasy.jpg

Is Clegg from Rochdale? :hitit:.

I'm from CLOSSSSSSSSSSE to Rochdale, i'm coming for you Cleggy!.

i would never disclose private information on the lads.


but no mark sunderland does not live in rochdale.

brentford.

Never seen it
I wouldn't say Bale's a bad actor, because I haven't watched all his films
I always thought he was best at reserved, no fuss characters... he's better at playing Bruce Wayne than he is at Batman
But his performances in Harsh Times & Public Enemies are poor, bad casting plays a part in that though.

Terminator 4 was a massive pile of wankcunt.

Terminator 4 was a massive pile of wankcunt.

Come wid me if you vant to live.

There's a part in T4 where Bale says "I'll be back".

I think I cringed for about 5 months straight afterwards.

There's a part in T4 where Bale says "I'll be back".

I think I cringed for about 5 months straight afterwards.

:nonono:

He's a cringeworthy actor in general though
Everything is so awkward on screen, never feels natural
His speech outside the courthouse in public enemies in his ye olde English accent is a good example.

I've not seen it.

I figured it was impossible to watch a film starring Bale and Depp without Rich Loke showing up and wanking on the screen or something. Maybe it would've been amusing at the cinema but I could live without having to clean spunk off my TV.

i would never disclose private information on the lads.


but no mark sunderland does not live in rochdale.

brentford.

Who's the rockerdale boy?.

Who's the rockerdale boy?.

southpaw.....

lick it up!

lick it up!

pac-marg foty?

Listening to
http://www.atomicnewwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cure-entreat.jpg

What's the crack lads?

What's the crack lads?

Hunk of the month, Chunk.

Spunk on a monk.

Junk in da trunk.

G'day, fellas.

Loosen yer belts.

Be quieter than a Chilean mine in here, brother Southpaw.

Be quieter than a Chilean mine in here, brother Southpaw.

Be alreet, bro Trav. You, me and Stella.

All the company we need.

Be alreet, bro Trav. You, me and Stella.

All the company we need.

I've got some luke warm Carlsberg in me boot, if that'll do.

I've got some luke warm Carlsberg in me boot, if that'll do.

Pull up a chair, Trav. You're in.

Just grabbed a special edition replacement for my old worn out Taxi Driver copy
2 squid on Ebay
The milky bars are on me.

If Tua comes in here asking what a milky bar is, ban him.

Just grabbed a special edition replacement for my old worn out Taxi Driver copy
2 squid on Ebay
The milky bars are on me.

Good fella.

One day a real rain will come and wash all the filth and Milky Bar wrappers off the streets.

If Tua comes in here asking what a milky bar is, ban him.

I owe Tua a lot at the moment. I'll have to buy him some drink in return... It's the right thing to do.

I owe Tua a lot at the moment. I'll have to buy him some drink in return... It's the right thing to do.

Ignoring the fact he lost a bet, sending drink up from Cornwall for the lads is a reet nice gesture.

southpaw.....

Is this true Southpaw?.

You're from the **** hole that is Rochdale???.

:hitit:

That's if it isn't distilled bottles of piss.

Ignoring the fact he lost a bet, sending drink up from Cornwall for the lads is a reet nice gesture.

Parting with real money, for an expensive 10 yr old single malt for three cunts. The man should be respected. Bet or no bet.

Is this true Southpaw?.

You're from the **** hole that is Rochdale???.

:hitit:

Nay. That's where the Oddbins depot nearest to me is located. It sent it to my bro in Stockport.
I'm near Manc city centre.

southpaw.....

Nay. That's where the Oddbins depot nearest to me is located. It sent it to my bro in Stockport.
I'm near Manc city centre.

That is a relief.

The place is a certified **** heap.


Strange i always had you down as being from Birmingham, don't know why.

That is a relief.

The place is a certified **** heap.


Strange i always had you down as being from Birmingham, don't know why.

I thought it was well known round 'ere that I'm a Manc. The legend is dying.

To be fair, most of the North West is a **** heap. Rochdale is just a prime example.

So I watched American Psycho yesterday and really loved the movie, but one thing really threw me.

When he confesses all that stuff to his lawyer on his machine, and then runs into him the next day, his lawyer calls him a chicken**** lightweight and doesn't believe him.

Then he says he had dinner with Paul Allen in London.

I was like "lol wut"???

So did he kill that Paul Allen fellow or not?


Great film btw.

I thought it was all in his ill mind. The ATM scene towards the end made me think he's just making all this up.

I hated the film, though. The novel is 100x better.

I thought it was well known round 'ere that I'm a Manc. The legend is dying.

To be fair, most of the North West is a **** heap. Rochdale is just a prime example.

Aye 'tis true lad, why we drink so much beer to numb our painful existence.

Aye 'tis true lad, why we drink so much beer to numb our painful existence.

Every day is a waking nightmare.

Never happy unless me beer fridge is stocked for a nuclear war.

I thought it was all in his ill mind. The ATM scene towards the end made me think he's just making all this up.

I hated the film, though. The novel is 100x better.

I never read the book, so I wasn't sure what the intention was. Why didn't you like the film?

I thought it was hilarious.

Every day is a waking nightmare.

Never happy unless me beer fridge is stocked for a nuclear war.

:rofl:

That had me rollin' as the fatties would say.

I never read the book, so I wasn't sure what the intention was. Why didn't you like the film?

I thought it was hilarious.

The novel was graphic, hilarious, and awesome. The film was corny, I thought.

:rofl:

That had me rollin' as the fatties would say.

I'll drink to that.

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:lol1:

I'm going to make an alt soon boys ;) :luvbed:.

what's a milky bar?

what's a milky bar?

It's food. You'd like it.

Put a Milky Bar onto a rich tea biscuit, wack it in the microwave for about 20-30 seconds, bring it out, put another rich tea on top and you're laughing your tits off.

Check out this ****ing masterpiece.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=430086

:haha:

Check out this ****ing masterpiece.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=430086

:haha:

A Floyd fan. Can't say I'm surprised.

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I seen that film, it's ****.

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I'll bet she couldn't do that to a black man.

I seen that film, it's ****.

http://stagevu.com/video/swlmjqdcamwl

"What are those things in Gremlins called?" - Karl Pilkington

Movies that should have been Videogames:

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Off to bed I go. But fear not, I won't be locking me door. :luvbed:

http://stagevu.com/video/swlmjqdcamwl

Thanks, I saw Savage Streets, pretty good 80's film.

Off to bed I go. But fear not, I won't be locking me door. :luvbed:

Bit early for you, isn't it?

Bit early for you, isn't it?

My prostate's playing up. Going to massage it against the bedpost.

My prostate's playing up. Going to massage it against the bedpost.

Want me to play Doctor, and give it a thorough examination?

Want me to play Doctor, and give it a thorough examination?

Please do, doc Laddie.

Hope you give me the thumbs up.

And the flames will be licking at your heels, and you'll cry: "But God - we didn't know!"

And the flames will burn your flesh, and you'll scream: "Oh God - we didn't know!"

And the flames will boil your bones, and forever you shall suffer in perpetual agony, and you'll lament: " Dear God - we didn't know!"

And God will reply: "Well, you ****in' know now!"

Please do, doc Laddie.

Hope you give me the thumbs up.

Open wide and say: GAPE.

Might be the wrong time to bring it up, but yer should really sort out the magazines in your waiting room. Disgraceful.

This month's issue of Knitting Monthly is a real page-turner.

This month's issue of Knitting Monthly is a real page-turner.

Aye, the joke on page 6 made me drop a stitch.

Aye, the joke on page 6 made me drop a stitch.

Is it time to drop some knitting puns?

Is it time to drop some knitting puns?

We're long overdue for some.

We're long overdue for some.

We have been going through a rough patch.

We have been going through a rough patch.

We've been buttoning up our emotions. But not anymore.

We've been buttoning up our emotions. But not anymore.

Let's start anew, and sow the seeds on a brighter future.

PS: You don't work for Knitting Monthly, do you? Those puns are too good for someone who doesn't write them daily.

I got an AIDS themed thread for the lounge that's burning a hole in my urethra.

I just can't pull the trigger on it.

Help.
:thumbsdow

Let's start anew, and sow the seeds on a brighter future.

PS: You don't work for Knitting Monthly, do you? Those puns are too good for someone who doesn't write them daily.

Busted.

No one can pull the wool over your eyes, Laddie. You're right. But they worked for me.... not I for them.

Busted.

No one can pull the wool over your eyes, Laddie. You're right. But they worked for me.... not I for them.

Stop, you're making me sheepish.

I got an AIDS themed thread for the lounge that's burning a hole in my urethra.

I just can't pull the trigger on it.

Help.
:thumbsdow

Pull it! Pull it! Blam-blam-blam.

Stop, you're making me sheepish.


It's my warped sense of humour.

Time to hit the hay.

Pull it! Pull it! Blam-blam-blam.

I won't do anything until Southpaw acknowledges me.

I won't do anything until Southpaw acknowledges me.

Going to bed is his way of acknowledgment.

Well that's me done for the night.

Cheerio.

Laddie and Southpaw.

The greatest duo since Simon and Garfunkel.

The Hoff, Laddie, Southpaw Trio, was the pinnacle of all our respective careers.

The Hoff, Laddie, Southpaw Trio, was the pinnacle of all our respective careers.

Aye, like Cream (Clapton, Baker and Bruce). Still great when they went their seperate ways, but together, they were magical.

Who's ready for Jeremy Kyle.

Laddie do you not sleep? :D.

Laddie do you not sleep? :D.

Only in a coffin at sea.

Is Earl Hickey Ultimateboxa gone normal???.

Is Earl Hickey Ultimateboxa gone normal???.

He's not still around is he?

Once you go Black.Ink, You don't go back.Ink.

I had hoped he had ****ed off along with the Mundine hype.

Anthony Bumdine - King of the Bums.

Didn't know Javier Bardem could play an instrument ( 0:56 ):

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new boy in the neighborhood.

lives downstairs and it is understood.

he's there just to take good care of me.

like he's one of the family.

Shots on an empty stomach was a bad idea.

Shots on an empty stomach was a bad idea.

http://www.boobs-4u.com/boobs_656_wx/index2.htm?1790505

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Heard he slipped Nicole Eggert a portion. Good on the fella.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9140/waldomirinclass.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/waldomirinclass.jpg/) <--- I am not sure, but is this him?

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5056/waldmoirmilitary.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/waldmoirmilitary.jpg/)<--- How about this one?

Did I get it right?

Me Talisker has just arrived!

Did I get it right?

Indeed you did.

Waldomir will have to step his game up to avoid your eagle eyes.

Vet 1
State of MD 0


;)

He's not still around is he?

Christ knows, but he disappeared then Earl turns up and Earl also has videos on youtube analysing fights.

Once you go Black.Ink, You don't go back.Ink.

I always preferred to write in blue ink at school (no racist), sometimes in red ink to piss the teachers off.

Is Earl Hickey Ultimateboxa gone normal???.

i always felt Hickey was Inferno

I always preferred to write in blue ink at school (no racist), sometimes in red ink to piss the teachers off.

One of these was my weapon of choice, whenever I wanted to fail a test:

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Indeed you did.

Waldomir will have to step his game up to avoid your eagle eyes.
you know it homie
Vet 1
State of MD 0


;)

hey vet, whats the babes name in your avy?

hey vet, whats the babes name in your avy?

that would be Arianny Celeste my friend

famed card girl for UFC

the only thing i love about UFC ;)

she just did a playboy spread too!

One of these was my weapon of choice, whenever I wanted to fail a test:

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This pen was legendary.

Arianny Celeste - The chest of Pamela Anderson, and the arms of Brock Lesnar.... who stitched her together - Dr. Frankenstein?

that would be Arianny Celeste my friend

famed card girl for UFC

the only thing i love about UFC ;)

she just did a playboy spread too!

When they say spread, you'd be expecting them to spread their legs and have everything on display...HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWITSxerbqhKi-eubuinRZU_xYQ70uPU9gWK7WYVlaAGN80Ao&t=1&usg=__lqQHkwd6wxbb3_hcp-SGeTEFkdo=

This pen was legendary.

Haha..... that's the one I was originally looking for.

Arianny Celeste - The chest of Pamela Anderson, and the arms of Brock Lesnar.... who stitched her together - Dr. Frankenstein?

her arms do look freakish in that spread


but asian crossed with latino?

win/win!

When they say spread, you'd be expecting them to spread their legs and have everything on display...HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.

haha

indeed!

the only time they show that is when a parasite/fetus is coming out


:puke:

Thanks guys, I know who Arianny is
will look for her pics later on when I get home

ok heres a test for you all
Where's Waldo
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8893/whereswaldof.jpg

Thanks guys, I know who Arianny is
will look for her pics later on when I get home

ok heres a test for you all
Where's Waldo
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8893/whereswaldof.jpg

right there, getting sucked off by Hayden ;)

here ya go big

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/album.php?albumid=996

props to Rizoom

I always preferred to write in blue ink at school (no racist), sometimes in red ink to piss the teachers off.

:grumble:


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWITSxerbqhKi-eubuinRZU_xYQ70uPU9gWK7WYVlaAGN80Ao&t=1&usg=__lqQHkwd6wxbb3_hcp-SGeTEFkdo=

This pen was legendary.

Black always lasted the longest. (no racist)

:grumble:




Black always lasted the longest. (no racist)

Because no one used it.

http://matusiak.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wonder_woman.jpg

:hitit:

Why wasn't there ever a pen with white ink?!? Bloody racists!

Patriotism FTW
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9241/40096859.jpg

About time i changed my avatar to something more appropriate.

Can you overlook the seediness of British ****, and the fact that all the male actors appear to be homeless, and over 65, in order to crack one out, Clegg?

About time i changed my avatar to something more appropriate.

lovely :kiss:

Patriotism FTW
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9241/40096859.jpg

They took down the big boobed girl. :no:

Am i trippin' my back end out or are there a load of Indian Bollywood dancers (or whatever the heck you call them) singing One Love by Blue?.

Shots on an empty stomach was a bad idea.

That's weird, its always a good idea for me.

Tequila?

Where's Karl?

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pWs9aNmLnwg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pWs9aNmLnwg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Its been a couple of years since i seen this and it still makes me ard!

Don't **** with me lads i'm warning you, i'm a volcano of love juice and i'm ready to erupt.

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Hearns looks like Paul Williams' malnourished brother in that.

Didn't get back from drinking until gone 7.30am this morning. Didn't pay for a single drink either. Much win.

I often say stupid stuff when I'm drunk though, which I really need to find a way to not do.

I told someone that before and they suggested drinking less. ****ing idiot :nonono:

Didn't get back from drinking until gone 7.30am this morning. Didn't pay for a single drink either. Much win.

I often say stupid stuff when I'm drunk though, which I really need to find a way to not do.

I told someone that before and they suggested drinking less. ****ing idiot :nonono:

On a Wednesday?, nice... where did you go?.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pWs9aNmLnwg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pWs9aNmLnwg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Its been a couple of years since i seen this and it still makes me ard!

Lucky fella.

On a Wednesday?, nice... where did you go?.

I work in a pub and they've just changed the food menu and I had to go in and try it. So basically I was paid money to go and eat free food, then we had a lock-in afterwards where we were given free drink that had been ordered by mistake.

Could've done without the walk home though. Stopped to throw up more than once and I think maybe I fell asleep briefly leaning on a chest-high wall at one point:lol1:

I work in a pub and they've just changed the food menu and I had to go in and try it. So basically I was paid money to go and eat free food, then we had a lock-in afterwards where we were given free drink that had been ordered by mistake.

Could've done without the walk home though. Stopped to throw up more than once and I think maybe I fell asleep briefly leaning on a chest-high wall at one point:lol1:

That is pretty sweet, you never turn down things for free (unless it's an anal rodgering in prison). 7.30 is a hefty session, you couldn't of felt well today :D.

"Tits are no longer welcome on BoxingScene" - The Admin team.

Perhaps Burner might finally be IP banned.

"Tits are no longer welcome on BoxingScene" - The Admin team.

Perhaps Burner might finally be IP banned.

burner is the biggest tit on this board.

what say you lennox?


"definitely"

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Listen to this :rofl:

burner is the biggest tit on this board.

what say you lennox?


"definitely"

Back in the day, I added big Len to my friends on Myspace.

You could message him questions and he'd respond. I sent him some general bull**** question, and got a response about a week later. I remember pissing myself when I saw that 'definitely' was included in the response.

Back in the day, I added big Len to my friends on Myspace.

You could message him questions and he'd respond. I sent him some general bull**** question, and got a response about a week later. I remember pissing myself when I saw that 'definitely' was included in the response.

i emailed max kellerman once.

this was about 8-9 years ago when he was still on espn and he had like an email max a boxing question segment.


i asked max what he thought about pacquiao (this was after watching pacquiao in 2 straight ko wins on the delahoya ppv undercard and the tyson-lewis ppv undercard)

max responded, "that pacquiao is exciting but nothing special and he doubts pacquiao could be effective above 122. nor would he be competitive with the likes of barrera and morales."

i emailed max kellerman once.

this was about 8-9 years ago when he was still on espn and he had like an email max a boxing question segment.


i asked max what he thought about pacquiao (this was after watching pacquiao in 2 straight ko wins on the delahoya ppv undercard and the tyson-lewis ppv undercard)

max responded, "that pacquiao is exciting but nothing special and he doubts pacquiao could be effective above 122. nor would he be competitive with the likes of barrera and morales."

Is it too late to reply to this email? A simple 'I disagree' will suffice.

Is it too late to reply to this email? A simple 'I disagree' will suffice.

:lol1:

i actually agreed with him at the time.

barrera fight i thought pac had no chance.

i was just happy he got a big fight.

i was hoping he'd put up a good fight in a loss then he can go back to 122 where he was still champ.

pac has surprised me on one too many occasions.

pac has surprised me on one too many occasions.

Not me. I always knew Pac was destined for great things.

He also has a beautiful singing voice.

The Barrera fight was the first time I saw Pac. Maybe the first time I had even heard of him. Even though MAB had lost before, it was crazy seeing this super-fast punching machine dominate him like that.

Still Pac's most impressive win IMO. He has become a better fighter since then but if I wanted to show a boxing n00b a Pac fight I'd pick that one. Plus Barrera was prime, an ATG and maybe the best featherweight in how long? Decades maybe? And he was coming off of wins over Morales and Hamed who are the best 2 FWs in recent memory other than MAB and Pac.