You're deranged, Derranged.

I challenge you to a fist fight in southwest London.

I challenge you to a fist fight in southwest London.

You're on thin ice, fatty.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=408901

It looks like it's a go tomorrow night.

Pretty Boy can be a dick sometimes but props to him for this.

You're on thin ice, fatty.

We've been through his, Hugh Grant. Im not fat.

We've been through his, Hugh Grant. Im not fat.

But you're a jew right?

But you're a jew right?

Im not Jewish either. Thats just some rumor started by someone on this site.

But you're a jew right?

Demise is the jew.

Evening all.

harti


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Peckham boys >>>>>>>> Brixton Boys.

Peckham boys >>>>>>>> Brixton Boys.

Hackney over both. :boxing:

Hackney over both. :boxing:

I work in Bow so gotta give a shout out to E3.

But i'm a Deptford boy!!

I work in Bow so gotta give a shout out to E3.

But i'm a Deptford boy!!

I rep E9 and E16

CR4 > All of London.

**** london


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CR4 > All of London.

Where the **** is that?

Where the **** is that?

South of Mount Pleasant. North of Epsom.

Chonk.

Beg me to post here.

http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/breastfeeding.jpg

Chonk.

Beg me to post here.

I'll have some of that Dawson - Pascal bet instead!

I'll have some of that Dawson - Pascal bet instead!

Guess which one is Dawson and which is HBO.

http://blog.timesunion.com/baumgartner/files/2009/09/woman-diary-breast_feeding.jpg

Breast feeding.

Guess which one is Dawson and which is HBO.

http://blog.timesunion.com/baumgartner/files/2009/09/woman-diary-breast_feeding.jpg

Happiest days of my life.

Guess which one is Dawson and which is HBO.

http://blog.timesunion.com/baumgartner/files/2009/09/woman-diary-breast_feeding.jpg

I don't give a ****! I wish i was that baby!

I don't give a ****! I wish i was that baby!

You ever drank breast milk as an adult?

Bring forth the milk maid.

You ever drank breast milk as an adult?

I only got droplets. Not a pints worth or anything.

Rachel Aldana's breast milk most be like gold top.

I tastes like the milk left over from a bowl of cereal.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/05/article-1159813-03C1791C000005DC-654_468x409.jpg

Fly like paper get high like planes.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/05/article-1159813-03C1791C000005DC-654_468x409.jpg

Changing teams again Chunk?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/05/article-1159813-03C1791C000005DC-654_468x409.jpg

Chunk just gave me a hard on.

I keep meaning to watch The Damned United, but I'm slightly put-off by the fact that some of it is supposed to be fictionalised? I don't really like it when people take liberties with the truth. I'll probably watch it soon as everyone I know says it's good.

The book is better than the film, but Martin Sheen's performance as Clough is brilliant. Yes, the book was fictionalised in places, that is because the author Peace, had read and taken opinions from all biography's and readings from players, managers and people involved within the time frame and clubs of all involved. It was never going to be factual with such hatred and misunderstandings from such people who had come across Clough, giving an uninspired view of the great manager.

It's still worth a watch, if for the quips portrayed in the film by Sheen.

I got your letter today, Tua.

Cheers for the kind words.

Piss Brick 2: Southpaw Strikes Again.

The Piss Brick Strikes Back

Piss Brick XII: Msagrain builds a wall

The low point of the entire series, which didn't even feature Southpaw or Piss - the series' Halloween 3.

Piss Brick XII: Msagrain builds a wall

The low point of the entire series, which didn't even feature Southpaw or Piss - the series' Halloween 3.

Developed a small cult following though. There are talks of a remake.

:nonono:

The original simply titled: Piss Brick - which introduced us to the drunk protagonist - Mr. Stinger - will always be the best in the series IMO.

The original simply titled: Piss Brick - which introduced us to the drunk protagonist - Mr. Stinger - will always be the best in the series IMO.

I'd agree with yer there, Laddie. Although a comparatively small budget production, the story along with the strength of the lead makes it a classic in the genre.

Didn't Siskel & Ebert say they wank over it together on a daily basis?

"Two thumbs up as well as two ****s" was the review if I remember correctly.

Home sweet home.

Didn't Siskel & Ebert say they wank over it together on a daily basis?

"Two thumbs up as well as two ****s" was the review if I remember correctly.

Barry Norman swung it for me. "Have a box of kleenex ready."

Barry Norman swung it for me. "Have a box of kleenex ready."

The scene where you "Brick" a group of Jewish refugees was probably the highlight of the original.

The scene where you "Brick" a group of Jewish refugees was probably the highlight of the original.

I remember filming that scene. The Jews were happy with the stunt foam bricks that we used in rehearsal, but I felt that for realism I should secretly switch to the actual piss bricks for the first true take. It's incredible that passers by saw what was going on and joined in of their own accord.
We nailed it on the first take and it's that one that you see in the film.

I explain all this in detail in the commentary.

I remember filming that scene. The Jews were happy with the stunt foam bricks that we used in rehearsal, but I felt that for realism I should secretly switch to the actual piss bricks for the first true take. It's incredible that passers by saw what was going on and joined in of their own accord.
We nailed it on the first take and it's that one that you see in the film.

I explain all this in detail in the commentary.

And like a true Gent, you paid for all funeral arrangements.

And like a true Gent, you paid for all funeral arrangements.

Damn right. Common decency costs nothing.

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Does she swallow?

Does she swallow?

like a champion

like a champion

Good.

Does she wallow























In the Mire?

Good.

Does she wallow























In the Mire?


like a champion

:dance:

like a champion

:dance:

Good Lord! I'ma light up that snatch like a funeral Pyre!

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amazing body and beautiful eyes

her tatoo sucks though, ****ty ****ty

:nonono:

Women have no class these days. Ass, yes. Class, no.

She's an idiot for conforming and thinking Tattoos are in any way cool.

She should have gotten a Bollocks tat.

Women have no class these days. Ass, yes. Class, no.

aye, but if they're only going to have one of the two, ass is the one to have

:skeet: :skeet:

She's an idiot for conforming and thinking Tattoos are in any way cool.

Aye, these tattoo slags get nothing from me except a dirty look.

She should have gotten a Bollocks tat.

I saw a black volkswagen golf today with a license plate that had "MUG" and a few numbers after it, immediately reminded me of you. :lol1:

(no homo) or whatever them **** do...

Aye, these tattoo slags get nothing from me except a dirty look.

I'd like to bathe them in Swarfega and Battery acid, and rid them all of the things.

On the Jack tonight.

Finished off me High Commissioner.

Now I can't find anything to watch on the webz. Every documentary I've come across I have watched for 5 minutes before realising I'd seen it before.

Nothing original anymore. Life? Pfft, it's been done.

Nothing original anymore. Life? Pfft, it's been done.

It's a small world, and it's an even smaller interweb. :nonono:

I saw a black volkswagen golf today with a license plate that had "MUG" and a few numbers after it, immediately reminded me of you. :lol1:

(no homo) or whatever them **** do...

What a mug. :nonono:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kVj2vsooL.jpg


:headbang:

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/73026.gif

I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.

Never rated The Pistols.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/73026.gif

I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.

Hans, what do you make of Karl Pilkington's theory that we're building too much stuff and that the Earth is going to become too heavy that it'll plop right through the fabric of Space-Time?

:nonono:

Hans, what do you make of Karl Pilkington's theory that we're building too much stuff and that the Earth is going to become too heavy that it'll plop right through the fabric of Space-Time?

:nonono:

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/17.jpg

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/17.jpg

No firmer answer needed. Karl got Kitagi'd!

Hans, what do you make of Karl Pilkington's theory that we're building too much stuff and that the Earth is going to become too heavy that it'll plop right through the fabric of Space-Time?

:nonono:

Luton Town's Kevin Pilkington? formerly of Man Utd and Celtic.

Luton Town's Kevin Pilkington? formerly of Man Utd and Celtic.

Nah, Karl Pilkington, Formerly of Planet Earth.

I hath said, I'm off to bed.

I will be here when you wake up.

Chunk, are you about mate?

I keep meaning to watch The Damned United, but I'm slightly put-off by the fact that some of it is supposed to be fictionalised? I don't really like it when people take liberties with the truth. I'll probably watch it soon as everyone I know says it's good.

My favorite film of 09.

Chunk, are you about mate?

I'm here...................

I'm here...................

wheres prettyboy, hes meant to be doing the show in 10 minutes

money's too tight to mention

wheres prettyboy, hes meant to be doing the show in 10 minutes

I thought it was supposed to start at 10?

I'm gonna try to get through on my mobile.

I thought it was supposed to start at 10?

I'm gonna try to get through on my mobile.

10 in the morning?

Just seen the other thread, the show has been cancelled

everyone pray for me.

i drove to koreatown to eat earlier today and my car stalled on me.

i had to get the car towed to pep boys and they're working on it.

everyone pray for a low , low price for fixing it.

damn car. :nonono:

I finished watching Donnie Darko, it was decent.

I finished watching Donnie Darko, it was decent.

i liked it. it's a good movie.

It's overrated.

It's overrated.

nah..... you just have crappy taste in movies.

*Looks at your sig and av. :nonono:

*Looks at your sig and av. :nonono:

it's not a great movie but it was cool.

my nephew loved it.

A Mexicunt playing for Celtics, I never thought I'd see the day. :D

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Sad to hear about Alex Higgins passing away. RIP.

http://www.birminghambilliards.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/alex-higgins.jpg This is how i like to remember him. RIP

Anyone seen this penalty?

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****y bastard. :lol1:

Anyone seen this penalty?

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****y bastard. :lol1:

Keeper got :owned:

these aren't tenticals... they're genticals!

I've just woken up.

Watching The Hills.

Audrina.:wank:

The mighty Lincoln put to the sword:

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I've just woken up.

Watching The Hills.

Audrina.:wank:

man would that ***** get it

but i still wouldnt watch that show you f-cking homo

I love Chunk

I love Chunk

i love chunk's twin sister

Barney vs Taylor in the World Matchplay final tonight.

180!!!!!!!!

War Ricky!!

There's only oneeeee Rickyyyy 'atton!

if hatton comes back and fights Khan can he beat him???

Probably not.

Prime Hatton could do it. He'd get inside and Hatton's style means that you basically have to knock him out to stop him making it his kind of fight. Even Floyd ended up fighting Hatton's kind of fight (obviously Floyd was still winning fighting that way, but Khan hasn't shown anywhere near as much skill when fighting on the inside).

Pac would've had to fight Ricky's fight as well, but the coward ducked that kind of fight by knocking Hatton out:nonono:

Hatton will walk into flush power punches and still carry on fighting the same way, so based on that I think Khan would be unable to keep him on the outside and would get mauled and bullied and TKO'd.

Khan is still improving though. Maybe in a few years it'll be clear that he beats any version of Hatton.

Khan will duck Hatton.

would prime hatton have been able to get inside khan's quick, long jab though?

hatton doesnt exactly have the best wingspan

If he fights him and wins, then I'll take the piss for him fighting a shot Ricky.

The mighty Lincoln put to the sword:

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A sign of intent if I've ever seen one!

would prime hatton have been able to get inside khan's quick, long jab though?

hatton doesnt exactly have the best wingspan

One 'atton 'ook and it's over for that cunt Khan.

would prime hatton have been able to get inside khan's quick, long jab though?

hatton doesnt exactly have the best wingspan

I think he would simply because he accepts getting hit. He'd walk through shots to get inside, whereas most fighters aren't willing to do that.

Hatton doesn't have as good a chin as someone like Margarito, but he does have the same attitude: walk through punishment to land your own punches. The only way to keep a guy like that off of you is to knock them out.

Never forget the 'atton 'ook. Not as good as 'enry's 'ammer.

I remember when 'atton knocked down Pacquiao, but then they cheated by stopping the fight to change Manny's gloves, made up some story about them being ripped or having fried dog on them or something like that.

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Almost as perfect as the 'ayweather duck.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/camillabelle3.jpg

You read about that Jesus in that Bible?

I'm a nun with strange eyes.

I'm not a fan of motor racing and wouldn't watch it anyway, but reading about today's grand prix, people who actually do like it must be a bit pissed off. The guy in first allowing the guy in second to overtake him...that surely just kills the enjoyment factor for most fans? And it's not the first time that's happened either.

One guy letting another guy win is craptacular no matter what sport it is.

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls would kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/09/flashheart_396x222.jpg

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls would kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face!

Z I N G




:skeet:

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls would kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/09/flashheart_396x222.jpg

Woof Woof!

BNP wives.

Sky 3.

http://eweb.nottinghamforest.co.uk/images/clough_wallpaper.jpg

I love Flab.

I'm not a fan of motor racing and wouldn't watch it anyway, but reading about today's grand prix, people who actually do like it must be a bit pissed off. The guy in first allowing the guy in second to overtake him...that surely just kills the enjoyment factor for most fans? And it's not the first time that's happened either.

One guy letting another guy win is craptacular no matter what sport it is.

Aye, you could tell Massa was gutted. **** 'em

Hamilton FTW. :banana:

chunky , keep bugging burner for matt ryan , joseph addai and miles austin. burner is schizo. you'll catch him on a good day and he'll give them up.


do not give away desean jackson , santana moss , jahvid best , fred jackson , c.j. spiller , jason witten.


qb - matt ryan
wr - desean jackson , santana moss , miles austin
rb - joseph addai , jahvid best , c.j. spiller/fred jackson
te - jason witten

that's a solid lineup if you can get that.

solid qb. GREAT wr threesome. safe rb (jackson backup spiller and addai in case best sucks). very good te.

offer him peyton manning and ted ginn jr. or green bay or kevin boss or anything.

just don't give up any of the players i listed up there.

at most give him peyton and joshua cribbs.

You one pretty little thang.

chunky , keep bugging burner for matt ryan , joseph addai and miles austin. burner is schizo. you'll catch him on a good day and he'll give them up.


do not give away desean jackson , santana moss , jahvid best , fred jackson , c.j. spiller , jason witten.


qb - matt ryan
wr - desean jackson , santana moss , miles austin
rb - joseph addai , jahvid best , c.j. spiller/fred jackson
te - jason witten

that's a solid lineup if you can get that.

solid qb. GREAT wr threesome. safe rb (jackson backup spiller and addai in case best sucks). very good te.

offer him peyton manning and ted ginn jr. or green bay or kevin boss or anything.

just don't give up any of the players i listed up there.

at most give him peyton and joshua cribbs.

He wanted Peyton, GB and Fred Jackson.

I said no.

Then i go into the thread and he says he wants Desean Jackson which is news to me.

I agred to Peyton and GB for Ryan, Austin and Addai. But Burner keeps pulling out or whats someone else on top.

You one pretty little thang.

aye.

i just ooze prettiness.

Both Burner and El Mustang want Donald Brown off me, I asked Mustang for Moreno but he turned it down :p I can't really see anyone on Burner's team that would help me.

He wanted Peyton, GB and Fred Jackson.

I said no.

Then i go into the thread and he says he wants Desean Jackson which is news to me.

I agred to Peyton and GB for Ryan, Austin and Addai. But Burner keeps pulling out or whats someone else on top.

DO NOT give up fred jackson.

remember what i told you last week.

you don't know if cj spiller will start. he's a rookie.

fred jackson gets the job if cj spiller sucks. best is a possible starter so keep him as well. it's just scary because your two best rb are rookies but you never know how good they'll be , don't give them up until you know how they do in a game or 2.

offer him anything as long as you don't give up desean jackson , santana moss , fred jackson , cj spiller , jahvid best and jason witten.

offer him all your players except those guys.

don't offer joshua cribbs 'til the end. just keep bugging him and he'll change his mind.

Both Burner and El Mustang want Donald Brown off me, I asked Mustang for Moreno but he turned it down :p I can't really see anyone on Burner's team that would help me.

i like your team.

don't give away any of your top players. your team is good right now.

qb is solid. wr is solid. te is solid.

#2 rb is only question mark. frank gore is great but jerome harrison is unknown but that's okay because you have darren mcfadden and donald brown just in case he doesn't work out.

James Bond's an annoying cunt. Not my kind of guy.

James Bond's an annoying cunt. Not my kind of guy.

sean connery = great

roger moore = okay

timothy dalton = subpar

pierce brosnan = good

daniel craig = okay

i like your team.

don't give away any of your top players. your team is good right now.

qb is solid. wr is solid. te is solid.

#2 rb is only question mark. frank gore is great but jerome harrison is unknown but that's okay because you have darren mcfadden and donald brown just in case he doesn't work out.

I pray McFadden has a breakout year, He'll start but only because he was taken 4th overall, Bush is the better back.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You get what yer given, mate.'

Tushy squeeze!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You get what yer given, mate.'

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All those feathers and he still couldn't fly.

What's the cunt on about?

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You get what yer given, mate.'

that's one thing i never understood.

why would he want a martini shaken?

it waters it down.

that's one thing i never understood.

why would he want a martini shaken?

it waters it down.

He can't take his drink. Must be half Yank.

Think Bond's got a book under his bed titled "101 Great Quips", like those losers with the books designed to make them pull - "101 Greatest Chat-up Lines"?

Maybe Bond should swap books with a virgin? I'm sure a virgin will perform better with a **** quip rather than a **** chat-up line, and Bond's already got the looks and charm, so him telling a bird to get her coat as she's pulled is hardly going to hold him back.

Just a thought for the Producers of the next Bond film to mull on.

He can't take his drink. Must be half Yank.

British Intelligence. Yank Tolerance.

British Intelligence. Yank Tolerance.

Scottish accent. :hitit:

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I'd love to be famous so I could do some Japanese adverts for money for old rope.

Orientals make good workers.

I'm here, lads.

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More money for old rope.

Orientals make good workers.

This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it.

I don't, must be someone else.

Oh, sorry, it's the other one......

The other what.... Pa.ki?

Ah, that's racist.

I'm here, lads.

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**** the lang

This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it.

I don't, must be someone else.

Oh, sorry, it's the other one......

The other what.... Pa.ki?

Ah, that's racist.

Mr. Brent, would you be the Godfather to my child?

Orientals make good workers.

one day english people will learn what work is.

one day english people will learn what work is.

I'll be in my cold grave by them. If all goes as planned, anyway.

I'll be in my cold grave by them. If all goes as planned, anyway.

warm grave.

we'll be in australia , mate.

warm grave.

we'll be in australia , mate.

I'll be cremated then. Feckin' grave robbers.

I'll be cremated then. Feckin' grave robbers.

agree.

australian criminals. :nonono:

Poster I'd smoke a bowl with: Tua

Poster I'd get a bowl cut with: Tua

Poster I'd go the The Superbowl with: Tua

Poster I'd eat a bowl of fruit with: No one - feck fruit.

Poster I'd smoke a bowl with: Tua

Poster I'd get a bowl cut with: Tua

Poster I'd go the The Superbowl with: Tua

Poster I'd eat a bowl of fruit with: No one - feck fruit.

why do we play SC Braga twice in like a week?

why do we play SC Braga twice in like a week?

Home and away. European Qualifier, to qualify for the Group Stages of The Champions League.

Europe's Elite are praying we don't make it, as it makes their passage to the final a lot easier.

Home and away. European Qualifier, to qualify for the Group Stages of The Champions League.

Europe's Elite are praying we don't make it, as it makes their passage to the final a lot easier.

the top european clubs know what's up.

real madrid , fc barcelona , bayern munich , ac milan are all spending millions trying to bribe the officials to try to rob celtic in the qualifier i hear.

the top european clubs know what's up.

real madrid , fc barcelona , bayern munich , ac milan are all spending millions trying to bribe the officials to try to rob celtic in the qualifier i hear.

Christiano Ronaldo only cost about a tenner in reality. The rest was added to a stockpile to sabotage Celtic's European chances long into the foreseeable future.

Why do you think Messi never mentions playing for Celtic? Because it's taboo, and because Barcelona placed a gagging order on him.

Garry Hopper will win European golden boot.

Lonely Days.

ufc 4

pretty entertaining scraps.

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Joined a BJJ place a couple of days ago. Tough, but good. Expensive though.

I went to the regular class because it was the next one taking place after I joined. Gonna go to the basics class later. Working on half-guard escapes/reversals on my first day was probably a bit too technical lol, but it was enjoyable and everyone is friendly and helps out and gives extra instruction or tips if you need it.

BJJ seems like something where you can learn a lot fairly quickly.

At boxing, you warm-up, hit the bag for a while, then spar for a few rounds. So really I didn't feel like I was learning much there because I could hit a bag at home, and they didn't let us spar as much as I wanted to. In BJJ though they teach you a technique, then have you practice it. Then another technique and you practice that, then you do free sparring. So you are learning and practicing with others the whole time, rather than spending most of the session just left to your own devices like it was at boxing.

They also do judo, muay thai, MMA and striking for MMA. Gonna try them all at least once. Oh yeah and yoga (no homo).

Joined a BJJ place a couple of days ago. Tough, but good. Expensive though.

I went to the regular class because it was the next one taking place after I joined. Gonna go to the basics class later. Working on half-guard escapes/reversals on my first day was probably a bit too technical lol, but it was enjoyable and everyone is friendly and helps out and gives extra instruction or tips if you need it.

BJJ seems like something where you can learn a lot fairly quickly.

At boxing, you warm-up, hit the bag for a while, then spar for a few rounds. So really I didn't feel like I was learning much there because I could hit a bag at home, and they didn't let us spar as much as I wanted to. In BJJ though they teach you a technique, then have you practice it. Then another technique and you practice that, then you do free sparring. So you are learning and practicing with others the whole time, rather than spending most of the session just left to your own devices like it was at boxing.

They also do judo, muay thai, MMA and striking for MMA. Gonna try them all at least once. Oh yeah and yoga (no homo).

study up.

i challenge you for the interim WBC platinum belt boxingscene grappling champion emeritus belt.

Nah, I think I'm gonna go to Indonesia and fight someone else for a fraction of the money you're offering, then accuse you of ducking me:dunce:

brazilian jiu-jitsu is a fun.

you can go hard in sparring without having to worry about losing a tooth or going to work the next day with a black eye.

i wish i studied more. i just basically just learned enough so i can use it to kick some regular joe's ass. :lol1:

i might take it up again.

there's a machado bjj school a few minutes away in tarzana.

it's jean-jacques machado's school.

the machado brothers are gracies from their mom's side and learned from carlos gracie jr.'s side of the gracie family.

Nah, I think I'm gonna go to Indonesia and fight someone else for a fraction of the money you're offering, then accuse you of ducking me:dunce:

don't duck me , juan manuel gracie.

how tall are you and how much do you weigh , clegg?

5'11, 200lbs. I look in pretty good shape as long as I hold my stomach in and puff out my chest :D

5'11, 200lbs. I look in pretty good shape as long as I hold my stomach in and puff out my chest :D

you're a perfect sparring size for me.

they teach you any armbar escapes yet?

very important. them bjj cunts love going for the armbar.



my favorite armbar escape:

when they attempt an armbar from the mount position , just as they grab your forearm grab your wrist with your other hand and hold it.

this will buy you a couple of seconds before they can crank your arm , throw both arms (the arm being held and your free hand which is holding your held arm's wrist) over your head.

(you're doing this in a manner you would raising an axe over your head to chop.)

the purpose of this is to push off with your arms his leg off your head/neck area.

the moment that motion pushes his leg off your head/neck area , raise your upper body off the ground and kick your feet to push your body up.

this will get your head/upper body over his leg that was previously on your head/neck area.

once you get your head/upper body on top of that leg , turn INTO him (the direction he was pulling your arm)

if done properly you will now be on top in his guard.

it's very basic armbar defensive move but very effective. you'll need it.

those bjj cunts love pulling armbars on rookies.

Ghey Nickuhz. :nonono:

if you see 2 wrestlers or bjj guys grappling and think "GAY"

chances are you might be the one that is.

wrestling and grappling is a sport.

if you think of something "SEXUAL" when you see 2 men wrestling...... i don't know about you......

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It's only gay if you're receiving, that's why you're never supposed to give up your back in BJJ.

It's only gay if you're receiving, that's why you're never supposed to give up your back in BJJ.

rich loc knows a few bjj submission moves.



he knows how to apply the "arm can't get in a bar" , "little worm choke" and the "tv/internet/xbox weekend triangle".

rich loc knows a few bjj submission moves.



he knows how to apply the "arm can't get in a bar" , "little worm choke" and the "tv/internet/xbox weekend triangle".

You have a pm.

You have a pm.

offer/take the deal asap before he changes his mind.

You seen this before Chunk?
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You seen this before Chunk?
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LOL, he never was good in interviews.

commissioner tua has approved the trade , chunky.


your starting lineup should look like this:

qb - matt ryan
wr - desean jackson , miles austin , santana moss
rb - joseph addai , cj spiller (or fred jackson depending on which of the 2 gets the starting job)
te - jason witten

Nice trade Chunk, your receiving core looks a lot stronger now and your not relying on rookie running backs.

commissioner tua has approved the trade , chunky.


your starting lineup should look like this:

qb - matt ryan
wr - desean jackson , miles austin , santana moss
rb - joseph addai , cj spiller (or fred jackson depending on which of the 2 gets the starting job)
te - jason witten

Thanks for the help. Honestly.

Thanks for the help. Honestly.

man , you don't even know...... i've been whispering sweet pm's to burner since earlier to get this deal done. :lol1:

i was planning to help monkz but monkz did well in the draft that's why i've been trying to help you. your draft was awful.

now it's much better.

you have one of the best receiving group in the league now.

you realize desean jackson and miles austin are both TOP 10 receivers right?

and santana moss is in the TOP 20-30.

now your backs are solid now too with addai and the spiller/jackson combo.

hang on to buckhalter too. he played better last year than moreno. you never know if moreno gets hurt and/or buckhalter takes moreno's job.


only risk in your team now is matt ryan. if he does good......your team will be good.

Looks like Vet will be fighting for the wooden spoon on his own.:lol1:

Just finished UFC 6.

It was fun, but the skill level went down a bit. In the early UFCs you had guys who were skilled strikers but they were usually taken down by BJJ guys and wrestlers. In UFC 6 there weren't any of the skilled strikers or skilled grapplers, just a bunch of wild street fighters basically. Taktarov was the only well-rounded guy with skills.

Shame that they didn't have boxers and karate/stand-up martial artists in there, because they would've probably beat people like Tank Abbott. I would've liked to see a boxer in a stand-up war at least once.

On to UFC 7...

Just finished UFC 6.

It was fun, but the skill level went down a bit. In the early UFCs you had guys who were skilled strikers but they were usually taken down by BJJ guys and wrestlers. In UFC 6 there weren't any of the skilled strikers or skilled grapplers, just a bunch of wild street fighters basically. Taktarov was the only well-rounded guy with skills.

Shame that they didn't have boxers and karate/stand-up martial artists in there, because they would've probably beat people like Tank Abbott. I would've liked to see a boxer in a stand-up war at least once.

On to UFC 7...

I'm still trying to get gas for the car in the mall on LFD 2.

Looks like Vet will be fighting for the wooden spoon on his own.:lol1:

.........with burner.

I'm still trying to get gas for the car in the mall on LFD 2.

I don't play video games anymore. Dunno why, I guess getting a job changed me :(

Just finished UFC 6.

It was fun, but the skill level went down a bit. In the early UFCs you had guys who were skilled strikers but they were usually taken down by BJJ guys and wrestlers. In UFC 6 there weren't any of the skilled strikers or skilled grapplers, just a bunch of wild street fighters basically. Taktarov was the only well-rounded guy with skills.

Shame that they didn't have boxers and karate/stand-up martial artists in there, because they would've probably beat people like Tank Abbott. I would've liked to see a boxer in a stand-up war at least once.

On to UFC 7...

the karate/tae kwon do guys stopped entering ufc after the 1st few.

they got their asses kicked that's why.

that point scoring karate stuff just doesn't prepare you for a real fight tbh.

what happens when a points scoring karate guy fights a kickboxer.

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yea sounds good..

Dexter :thumbsdow

Bellend :thumbsdow

the karate/tae kwon do guys stopped entering ufc after the 1st few.

they got their asses kicked that's why.

that point scoring karate stuff just doesn't prepare you for a real fight tbh.

What about the other stand-up martial arts?

I can't even remember the names of some of the styles, stuff I've never even heard of before. Remember that that one guy, Joe Son, and his martial art was Joe Son Do :lol1:

What about the other stand-up martial arts?

I can't even remember the names of some of the styles, stuff I've never even heard of before. Remember that that one guy, Joe Son, and his martial art was Joe Son Do :lol1:

kung fu guys got their asses kicked too.

the guys that did the best in the early ufc was guys who were in sports that allowed them to spar/train full contact.

kickboxer/muay thai/savate fighters practice full contact kicking/punching.

wrestlers/bjj/judokas/sambo they spar like they would grapple in a real fight. that's why they did well.


those karate/tae kwon do/kung fu guys are busy memorizing moves/katas and sparring for points.

**** doesn't prepare you for a fight like wrestling/grappling daily or kicking/punching heavy bags.

that's why when karate guys fight in ufc it looks like they don't have power. when they train/practice they don't use power.

It'd be good if the UFC did another one-night tournament. Maybe get a bunch of good prospects to face off, winner of the tourney gets a title shot a few months later.

Only thing I dislike about the early set-up is injuries. Seeing a guy look good but then have to withdraw because he broke his hand is annoying.

I guess it might not really work in the modern UFC though. If you have 8 guys in the tourney, 7 of them are gonna end up with a defeat and have all the stupid fans acting like they suck because they lost, and that makes it harder to build up their name/reputation for a big fight in the future.

This place is full of wankas.

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It'd be good if the UFC did another one-night tournament. Maybe get a bunch of good prospects to face off, winner of the tourney gets a title shot a few months later.

Only thing I dislike about the early set-up is injuries. Seeing a guy look good but then have to withdraw because he broke his hand is annoying.

I guess it might not really work in the modern UFC though. If you have 8 guys in the tourney, 7 of them are gonna end up with a defeat and have all the stupid fans acting like they suck because they lost, and that makes it harder to build up their name/reputation for a big fight in the future.

pride use to do tournaments.

they did it on separate days though.

like 1st round will be july and then 2nd round will be 2-3 months later.



mma fans don't care about wins and losses. all they care about is if you fought well. if you lose as long as you put up a fight , they don't care.

mma casual fans are better than boxing casual fans that way.

check out pride fighting championships , clegg.

pride before it shut down (they lost their japanese tv contracts because of yakuza , japanese mafia , ownership or connections) was the best mma org in the world. better than ufc. they made more money and had better fighters.


check out this 16 man middleweight (in pride middleweight was 205 lbs./light heavyweight in the ufc) tournament pride did in 2005.

mauricio rua (he was pride champion before moving to ufc)
wanderlei silva (was pride champion before losing to rua)
hidehiko yoshida (olympic gold medalist judoka)
kazushi sakuraba (the gracie hunter , beat royce , royler , ryan , renzo gracie)
quinton jackson (he was in pride before becoming ufc champion)
alistair overeem (before he roided up and went to heavyweight)
dean lister (good light heavyweight at the time)
kevin randleman (former ufc champion)
vitor belfort (former ufc tournament winner and protege of carlos gracie)
yuki kondo (pancrase champion)
igor vovchanchyn (tough sob with ko power)
dan henderson (he was pride welterweight champion before moving to the ufc)
ricardo arona (at the time top 5 light heavyweight in the world)
antonio rogerio nogueira (good fighter , antonio rodrigo's twin brother)

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is she moving clockwise or counter clockwise?

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is she moving clockwise or counter clockwise?

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Clockwise.......

Clegg and Tua, would you kindly not fill the Lang with UFC garbage?

Cheers.

Clegg and Tua, would you kindly not fill the Lang with UFC garbage?

Cheers.

you think bj penn will win his rematch?

i love bj penn.

i think he'll adjust and win easily in the rematch.

Anti Clockwise.

Anti Clockwise.

really?

most people see it as clockwise at first then counter-clockwise.

you think bj penn will win his rematch?

i love bj penn.

i think he'll adjust and win easily in the rematch.

I like BJ so I hope he wins.

I like BJ so I hope he wins.

clockwise or counter clockwise?

clockwise


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clockwise or counter clockwise?

Clockwise.

Is Marg going to be allowed to use his wraps seeing as the fight's at a Catchweight?

Is Marg going to be allowed to use his wraps seeing as the fight's at a Catchweight?

its only fair

Moving is a *****. Mondays are a *****. Coworkers are *****es. Life's a *****.

Moving is a *****. Mondays are a *****. Coworkers are *****es. Life's a *****.

auto mechanics are a *****.

$600. :nonono:

auto mechanics are a *****.

$600. :nonono:

What damage was done to your vehicle?

Boxing is boring lately. Pull guns on the JWW's and force them to start fighting or something. And give Haye a choice between Wlad and a knife in the eye.

auto mechanics are a *****.

$600. :nonono:

He he he..... I'm glad I put sugar in the gas tank and took a dump on the driver's seat. :banana:

He he he..... I'm glad I put sugar in the gas tank and took a dump on the driver's seat. :banana:

Try piss next time.

What damage was done to your vehicle?

some air flow sensor and exhaust gas valve bs.

He he he..... I'm glad I put sugar in the gas tank and took a dump on the driver's seat. :banana:

i wish.

then the insurance company would pay for it.

some air flow sensor and exhaust gas valve bs.

Hope you asked around a few different shops first. $600 seems steep.

Hope you asked around a few different shops first. $600 seems steep.

no choice.

the computer shut the car down on me when i was in koreatown saturday night.

had to get it towed to the nearest pep boys. pep boys is always pricey.

any difference in price would be offset by having to get it towed again somewhere else anyway.

I've just woken up.

I've just woken up.

I bet you're still tired.

no choice.

the computer shut the car down on me when i was in koreatown saturday night.

had to get it towed to the nearest pep boys. pep boys is always pricey.

any difference in price would be offset by having to get it towed again somewhere else anyway.

Is your car Japanese?

I've just woken up.

I got up at 11 and napt til 4.

Fair play to that weirdo cunt Tom Cruise, he took the reasonably priced car up on two wheels.

Fair play to that weirdo cunt Tom Cruise, he took the reasonably priced car up on two wheels.

**** I forgot to watch it, was it any good?

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Is your car Japanese?

yeah. nissan pathfinder.

**** I forgot to watch it, was it any good?

Yeah, it's just finished.

He got 1.44 the same time as L. Hamilton. (Hamilton did it on a wet day with oil on the track, and it was the older car)

Oh yeah!!!!!!!

Peaches And Cream

Hey, Is Hoff in here?

Hey, Is Hoff in here?

He's retired.

He's retired.

Aww, Shucks
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Aww, Shucks
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/episodes/80_4acx32.jpg

I'm not sure why I included that picture other than It just felt right.

clockwise

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