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boxstarr
04-13-2006, 07:23 PM
expensive!!!

id just drug you

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 07:25 PM
Easy tiger I don't think you could handle me, drugged up or not

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 07:28 PM
im the fetish king of boxingscene

im sure youve never even gone munting

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 07:32 PM
Excuse me? I am unfamiliar with the term "munting"

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 07:36 PM
Excuse me? I am unfamiliar with the term "munting"


awwwww thats so sweeeeet

how innocent

basically...its a type of necrophilia

munting is the slang

munging is the real word

2 ppl required (alive)

can only be done on dead woman

want me to continue?

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 07:38 PM
Please do. entice me with your naughtyness

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 07:39 PM
get a mate

go dig up dead lady (has to be rotted somewhat though)

one....jump up and down on torso

other....suck juices out through genital area

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 07:41 PM
I'm feeling slightly aroused i must admit

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 07:46 PM
its nice

trust me

just waiting for old people to pop their clogs is great...like foreplay

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 07:51 PM
im the fetish king of boxingscene

im sure youve never even gone munting

i'll never forget the first munting you took me on :luvbed:

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 08:11 PM
it was so romantic

and saved the money of buying a picnic too:D

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 08:14 PM
remember when we squeezed some juices from that dead woman between two ****s mmmm! delicious

even better than a chocolate eclair

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 08:18 PM
you mean in our film "****olat"?

cant believe we didnt win an award for that

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 08:23 PM
an insutlt to both our talents

and last scation hero and scatman returns

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 08:37 PM
at least we were nominated for "Gulliverian Travels"

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 08:41 PM
at least we were nominated for "Gulliverian Travels"

nominated! we were the best that year dammit

we desereved a golden shower for our performances that year

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 08:50 PM
well...the brown shower will do for us....we did get most likely to contract AIDS in the poll so weve got bright future

Da Iceman
04-13-2006, 08:52 PM
if you think ??? should change his avatar say "I"

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 08:55 PM
well...the brown shower will do for us....we did get most likely to contract AIDS in the poll so weve got bright future

i want to be buried next to you and our adopted kids can give us a munting to carry on the tradition :luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 08:55 PM
if you think ??? should change his avatar say "I"

anything in mind for a new 1 ?

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:01 PM
if you think ??? should change his avatar say "I"

get outta here that ***** is a ****ing grade A. make me cum dirty mistress

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 09:02 PM
i want to be buried next to you and our adopted kids can give us a munting to carry on the tradition :luvbed:


thats how great dynasties are built

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 09:03 PM
everyone loves ??? here

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:03 PM
thats how great dynasties are built

forget dynasties im thinking empire :cool:

Da Iceman
04-13-2006, 09:04 PM
a gif of vida.

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:04 PM
I just watched part of a ****o, I feel like a right dirty slut now

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:05 PM
I just watched part of a ****o, I feel like a right dirty slut now

i dont need ****o to feel like a slut

im a walking talking living ****o :cool:

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 09:06 PM
im his script

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:07 PM
im his script

and choreographer stylist and director

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:08 PM
I'M SUCH A GEBTLEMAN THAT ITS NOT FAIR. I wish i could just wake up some mornings feeling like a righ dirty slut

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:09 PM
I'M SUCH A GEBTLEMAN THAT ITS NOT FAIR. I wish i could just wake up some mornings feeling like a righ dirty slut

crystal meth! problem solved you'll commit at leats 5 dirty slutty rapes a day :cool:

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 09:12 PM
and choreographer stylist and director

and co star
producer too

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 09:12 PM
you can be a gentleman in our business too

how you think i get people to visit me dungeon 1st time?

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:12 PM
and co star
producer too

so am i just a piece of meat

hired hands ?

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:16 PM
oh i say ( rubs himself in erotic manner)

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:19 PM
oh i say ( rubs himself in erotic manner)

mmmmm! ( twists nipple and sticks toilet brush up ass)

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:21 PM
Ouch ( tries to copy Oasis Lad but gets Toilet brush stuck up ass ) I say

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:27 PM
yes! ( sticks vintage wine bottle that looks like ainsly harriot up ass
and cums over a picture of anthony worrell thompson )

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/afa4b4e8.jpg

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:31 PM
Harder ( removes toiletbrush from arse smears it over body and makes his dog buster like it off as he tosses off over the newest edition of the radio times)

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:34 PM
Harder ( removes toiletbrush from arse smears it over body and makes his dog buster like it off as he tosses off over the newest edition of the radio times)

zzzz ( is sleeping and dreaming of dale winton and julian clary in a leather clad orgy) your too much of a man for me hector_pickle
i cant keep up at that pace

maybe your moustache gives you powers similar to samson

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:35 PM
I am officially the dirtiest slut i the Limey lounge well mayb save from Boxstarr and his munting trips

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:36 PM
I am officially the dirtiest slut i the Limey lounge well mayb save from Boxstarr and his munting trips

if only jack was still around u may have met your match

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 09:38 PM
Jack??????

Oasis_Lad
04-13-2006, 09:40 PM
Jack??????

jack_the_rippuh one of boxingscene's demi-gods

a true filth connoisseur

he no longer posts here sadly

me jack boxstarr and annie had some good orgies back in the day
they taught me a lot

THE REAL NINJA
04-14-2006, 10:29 AM
jack_the_rippuh one of boxingscene's demi-gods

a true filth connoisseur

he no longer posts here sadly

me jack boxstarr and annie had some good orgies back in the day
they taught me a lot
that mofo is still here

Oasis_Lad
04-14-2006, 10:35 AM
that mofo is still here

as who ? :cool:

JDizzle79
04-14-2006, 10:42 AM
whats up fellas?

Oasis_Lad
04-14-2006, 10:47 AM
whats up fellas?

alright! i have been up for 24 straigh hours

JDizzle79
04-14-2006, 11:01 AM
are you drinking or working? :D

Oasis_Lad
04-14-2006, 11:17 AM
are you drinking or working? :D

no im going to in for a shower soon then go for a crate of beer
:cool:

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 12:03 PM
???'s new avatar

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/f/flavor_flav/150x223.jpg

JDizzle79
04-14-2006, 12:32 PM
keep the thread alive

armani_model
04-14-2006, 12:46 PM
i wana be a member of team uk :o

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 03:42 PM
there should be a list of all the limey members and someone could make a team signature.
i asked boxstarr about that originally, but he wanted to keep limey members open to all and rep team uk.
however, i think it makes more sense to rep everyone who supports the limey lounge (limey members) not just those who are limeys who don;t necessarily want to be part of team uk. you know?

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 03:45 PM
if you think ??? should change his avatar say "I"
I :D

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 03:47 PM
i wana be a member of team uk :o
do you live in the uk?

The Noose
04-14-2006, 03:56 PM
I :D

I second that, and raise u 3 more 'I's'. :)

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 04:47 PM
aye aye aye! he should,
and hello






























cunts and cuntesses

THE REAL NINJA
04-14-2006, 04:57 PM
no im going to in for a shower soon then go for a crate of beer
:cool:
lol not sure if that was sarcasm or lost in translation

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:03 PM
i think there should be a seperate thread for boxstarr, oasis lad, and anyone else who wishes to engage in their scatness or whatever (sexual deviance).


what do you guys think?

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 05:04 PM
i think there should be a seperate thread for boxstarr, oasis lad, and anyone else who wishes to engage in their scatness or whatever (sexual deviance).


what do you guys think?
you know my answer!
so will you or me set it up?

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:14 PM
i think we'll have laddie set it up.

i just think it is really gotten out of hand and it is getting really gross with the necrophillia stuff and all.
just more than i can stomach... :eek:

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 05:16 PM
i think we'll have laddie set it up.

i just think it is really gotten out of hand and it is getting really gross with the necrophillia stuff and all.
just more than i can stomach... :eek:
bit to late :o ,
so what you been up to luv?

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:20 PM
i worked the last couple of days and lots of stuff going on.
getting ready for easter for my boy, and my anniversary is this weekend, having guests come...blah blah blah just staying busy. today i felt a bit ill, might have been my lunch.

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 05:25 PM
i worked the last couple of days and lots of stuff going on.
getting ready for easter for my boy, and my anniversary is this weekend, having guests come...blah blah blah just staying busy. today i felt a bit ill, might have been my lunch.
well happy easter and happy anniversary.

i been off today, bank holiday :D
but i been destroying our living room floor with my mams b/f due to rotten floor joists :mad: .
we got some pics so when he imports them from his camera ill show them.

what did you eat for lunch like?

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:31 PM
well happy easter and happy anniversary.

i been off today, bank holiday :D
but i been destroying our living room floor with my mams b/f due to rotten floor joists :mad: .
we got some pics so when he imports them from his camera ill show them.

what did you eat for lunch like?
i was desperate :o
i had a meatball sub (sub roll with meatballs, tomatoe sauce, and mozzarella cheese melted on top), but i don;t think it is sitting right.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:32 PM
so yet another job restoring, fixing, or whatever your new house, aye?

do you enjoy doing that stuff?

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 05:40 PM
so yet another job restoring, fixing, or whatever your new house, aye?

do you enjoy doing that stuff?
yes, demolition is a decent, hard working job, but all the companies which pay good are to far away.
we had wet rot and woodworm. put hes paid £300 for new joists and floor boards, we treated all the bricks, and where the wood sits mainly just incase. tomorrow we will be putting the new floor down and we done. im dead all over with ****ing hammering and carrying ****.

i never had one of those sarnies, they sound like sick so......

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:44 PM
yes, demolition is a decent, hard working job, but all the companies which pay good are to far away.
we had wet rot and woodworm. put hes paid £300 for new joists and floor boards, we treated all the bricks, and where the wood sits mainly just incase. tomorrow we will be putting the new floor down and we done. im dead all over with ****ing hammering and carrying ****.

i never had one of those sarnies, they sound like sick so......
is that bad or good? lol!

you gonna see yor bird tonight or this weekend?
make her give you a proper massage to make those sore muscles feel good. lol! ;)

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:45 PM
I second that, and raise u 3 more 'I's'. :)
how about 3 "O's"? :p :D

El Guapo
04-14-2006, 05:46 PM
is that bad or good? lol!

you gonna see yor bird tonight or this weekend?
make her give you a proper massage to make those sore muscles feel good. lol! ;)

nope to busy, im off now to bed luv night, sorry cant stay long!

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:48 PM
nope to busy, im off now to bed luv night, sorry cant stay long!
it's EARLY!

you're going to go get some luvin! don;t lie! lol!



nite!

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:53 PM
or u r gonna wank....

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 05:54 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby!
Come out and play :luvbed:

The Noose
04-14-2006, 05:58 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby!
Come out and play :luvbed:

Hes wanking. No question about it.

Heeeeeeeeellloooooooo
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Hows things ur Limeyness?

Ive been posting some old photos of me and my bro to my bro and his wife, of wen we were kids. Some funny stuff. Il have to send u sum.
U wont recognise me.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:07 PM
Olrite You SLAGS

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:16 PM
Hows things ur Limeyness?

Ive been posting some old photos of me and my bro to my bro and his wife, of wen we were kids. Some funny stuff. Il have to send u sum.
U wont recognise me.
do you have a scanner?

i;d love sum.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:17 PM
Hes wanking. No question about it.

Heeeeeeeeellloooooooo
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
yup. he;s a wanker.


how long will you be alone for?
will she be back for easter?

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:17 PM
Yeh i do live in the UK..im from London...let me in plz...

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:18 PM
do you have a scanner?

i;d love sum.

Yea, i got a scanner for xmas i think.

We have so many albums. Il send u some. I shall raid my mothers closets.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:20 PM
If u live in the Uk then you should immediately be allowed into Team UK no questions asked

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:20 PM
If u live in the Uk then you should immediately be allowed into Team UK no questions asked
and that is the case

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:21 PM
Yea, i got a scanner for xmas i think.

We have so many albums. Il send u some. I shall raid my mothers closets.
how about you scan your buns? lol! :D

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:21 PM
and that is the case

Yay!! i feel loved! :boxing:

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:21 PM
Yeh i do live in the UK..im from London...let me in plz...
you;re in then, mate. :cool:

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:22 PM
and that is the case

Not totally no as Amrani model wasn't put in and hes from the United Kingdom

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:22 PM
you;re in then, mate. :cool:

Who made you boss? just wondering

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:23 PM
Not totally no as Amrani model wasn't put in and hes from the United Kingdom
boxstarr is a bit slow to add people to the list as he is not on often as he should. all it takes is a PM to him letting him know you are from the UK.

piss easy mate ;)

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:24 PM
Who made you boss? just wondering
i am not head boss, but i am a high ranking official and queen of team colonial associated with team uk.

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:24 PM
how about you scan your buns? lol! :D

My buns and balls and hairy nether regions wouyldnt make a pretty picture.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:24 PM
I aint fussy i was speaking up for Armani_Model a fellow Brit that is all

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:24 PM
Who made you boss? just wondering

Whats the beef...i just wanted to be in team uk :confused:

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Whats the beef...i just wanted to be in team uk :confused:
No beef mate

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:25 PM
My buns and balls and hairy nether regions wouyldnt make a pretty picture.
oh yes they would and you know it. and they are far from hairy ;)

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Whats the beef...i just wanted to be in team uk :confused:

Where are u from?
Ur a limey?
Whick part of limeyland are u from?
Say somthing utter limey as to convince us of ur limeyness...

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:26 PM
Whats the beef...i just wanted to be in team uk :confused:
I'll make sure boxstarr adds you. no problem at all.
welcome! :cool:

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:26 PM
No beef mate

Especially not british beef. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:27 PM
Mad cow and all that

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:27 PM
oh yes they would and you know it. and they are far from hairy ;)

They ARE hairy im afraid. Oh so very hairy.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:28 PM
They ARE hairy im afraid. Oh so very hairy.
LIAR!

lol!
miss that at all?

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:28 PM
Where are u from?
Ur a limey?
Whick part of limeyland are u from?
Say somthing utter limey as to convince us of ur limeyness...

lol im from london, so ...'aight mate'.....(****ney accent)

West london infact...so if you have seen kidulthood..thats pretty much my limeyland!!

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:29 PM
I'll make sure boxstarr adds you. no problem at all.
welcome! :cool:
Whoa there m'lady!

We know nothing about this 'Aramani' chap. He could be a rite nasty peice of Scottish hooliganary for all we know.





(hooliganary = one who harbours hooligan character traits)

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:30 PM
Whoa there m'lady!

We know nothing about this 'Aramani' chap. He could be a rite nasty peice of Scottish hooliganary for all we know.





(hooliganary = one who harbours hooligan character traits)
he's not, i can tell.
as for mr. pickle...hmmmmmmmmm
that's quite another story. lol! ;)

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:31 PM
lol im from london, so ...'aight mate'.....(****ney accent)

West london infact...so if you have seen kidulthood..thats pretty much my limeyland!!

Which part!! Anyone can say that.!!

Come on. Who is on BBC1 rite now. ???

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:32 PM
Lol..i aint scottish...

I would say im a nice chap...not in a good mood tho..man utd just drew to sunderland! Retards!...Title is over for sure now!..all londoners support man utd!

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:33 PM
he's not, i can tell.
as for mr. pickle...hmmmmmmmmm
that's quite another story. lol! ;)

I love Pickle, he tickles me with his tash and stupid e-accent. He is a model for all Limey wanabes.

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:33 PM
Which part!! Anyone can say that.!!

Come on. Who is on BBC1 rite now. ???

West london..ealing..and on bbc 1 right now...Jon ross...he cannot pronounce is R's...and jonny vegas the fat bastard is on his show!

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:34 PM
he's not, i can tell.
as for mr. pickle...hmmmmmmmmm
that's quite another story. lol! ;)

Excuse me lady! As for whats on bbc1 it is Friday night with jonathon Ross with Johnny Vegas as a guest

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:35 PM
I love Pickle, he tickles me with his tash and stupid e-accent. He is a model for all Limey wanabes.
et tu, Brute?

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:35 PM
bbc2 - never mind the buzz****s

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:35 PM
Excuse me lady! As for whats on bbc1 it is Friday night with jonathon Ross with Johnny Vegas as a guest
i could have googled that too

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:36 PM
West london..ealing..and on bbc 1 right now...Jon ross...he cannot pronounce is R's...and jonny vegas the fat bastard is on his show!

Nice. :)

Welcome to the luvvly e-land of Limey.


Im so glad Man U ****ed up. After they spanked us 2-0 the other day. :mad:

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:36 PM
ok ask me any question about britain then I'm more British than a sunday roast

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:36 PM
i could have googled that too

Lol so true...but vegas is singing now...

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Nice. :)

Welcome to the luvvly e-land of Limey.


Im so glad Man U ****ed up. After they spanked us 2-0 the other day. :mad:

Hahah your an arsenal fan? Sorry man...still...good luck in the champions league..i hate you bastards but...ill be wearing an arsenal shirt underneath my man utd one. Hope you get to play barcelona in the final!! Afterall..they are limeys...well..sol and cole.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Jonathon Ross has just put on silly hat then after showing a picture of Phil Mickelson and now Carmen Electra is coming on whilst four poofs and a piano sing Oasis- She's electric- that good enough

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Lol so true...but vegas is singing now...
i never doubted you pretty boy ;)

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:40 PM
i never doubted you pretty boy ;)

Haha...swell. Anyone who has digital..i know all of you are watching either channel 906 onwards... :boxing:

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:40 PM
Jonathon Ross has just put on silly hat then after showing a picture of Phil Mickelson and now Carmen Electra is coming on whilst four poofs and a piano sing Oasis- She's electric- that good enough

Thank you (bows), I'll be here all week ;)

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Haha...swell. Anyone who has digital..i know all of you are watching either channel 906 onwards... :boxing:

Oh yeh Babestation and BabecastXXX plus a freeview on channel 923 sportXXX babes till 10.30 ;)

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:42 PM
Thank you (bows), I'll be here all week ;)

Anyone could of googled that!

armani_model
04-14-2006, 06:43 PM
Oh yeh Babestation and BabecastXXX plus a freeview on channel 923 sportXXX babes till 10.30 ;)

Hahaha we are dirty bastards!

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:43 PM
oh yeh Carmen electra coming onto the show whilst 4 poofs and a piano sing shes eletric. Plus Jonathon Ross putting on some hat after showing a picture of Phil Mickelson recieving the green jacket for winning the masters? Try googling that then

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:45 PM
oh yeh Carmen electra coming onto the show whilst 4 poofs and a piano sing shes eletric. Plus Jonathon Ross putting on some hat after showing a picture of Phil Mickelson recieving the green jacket for winning the masters? Try googling that then

Why would i google it wen im watching it!?


Rogue...call him a liar.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:47 PM
Lol your accusations are useless minions. As i speak we are shown a clip of electra in Scary Movie 4 taking a steaming ****

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:48 PM
Lol your accusations are useless minions. As i speak we are shown a clip of electra in Scary Movie 4 taking a steaming ****

Steaming??? HA! There was no steam foolish child!

Know i know ur a a non-limey.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:49 PM
Why would i google it wen im watching it!?


Rogue...call him a liar.
i only call you a LIAR!
my love slave :luvbed:

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:52 PM
Steaming??? HA! There was no steam foolish child!

Know i know ur a a non-limey.

Ok it was more of a shart a little loose - ( VIVA LAS VEGAS) oh vegas is wearing a brown t shirt and Ross is wearing one hell of a dodgy tie

The Noose
04-14-2006, 06:55 PM
Ok it was more of a shart a little loose - ( VIVA LAS VEGAS) oh vegas is wearing a brown t shirt and Ross is wearing one hell of a dodgy tie

Shush it!!

Im trying to watch the show.


U go sunbath by the pool in ur LA bungalow or whereever u are on the other side of the world googling brit TV quiz answers.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:57 PM
Shush it!!

Im trying to watch the show.


U go sunbath by the pool in ur LA bungalow or whereever u are on the other side of the world googling brit TV quiz answers.
watching?
i thought we were chatting? :confused:
that split attention thing again! lol!

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 06:57 PM
Oh oh I'm an alien am an illegal Alien, I'M A BRITISHMAN IN nEW yORK

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Oh oh I'm an alien am an illegal Alien, I'M A BRITISHMAN IN nEW yORK
Englishman in NY!!
get it right, mate :cool:
lol!

i gotta thing for sting :p

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 07:00 PM
yEH I KNOW THE WORDS BUT I'M SCOTTISH SO I THOT I WOULD IMPROVISE MATE. sTOP TRYING T USE BRITISH TERMS U WANNABE

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Englishman in NY!!
get it right, mate :cool:
lol!

i gotta thing for sting :p

Yea, Sting shags his wife 20 hours a night everynight whilst doing yoga and penning his next big pop hit.

He great.

Makes Phil Collins look like Jabba the Hut.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:02 PM
yEH I KNOW THE WORDS BUT I'M SCOTTISH SO I THOT I WOULD IMPROVISE MATE. sTOP TRYING T USE BRITISH TERMS U WANNABE
i'm not a wannabe, i just think its funny.



so there :p

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:03 PM
Yea, Sting shags his wife 20 hours a night everynight whilst doing yoga and penning his next big pop hit.

He great.

Makes Phil Collins look like Jabba the Hut.
exactly! :D
plus he's hot for an old guy.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 07:03 PM
"lETS GO PLAY SOME BALL OUT THE bACK YARD GUYS"

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:04 PM
"lETS GO PLAY SOME BALL OUT THE bACK YARD GUYS"

lol.

SEE!

OMG ur so owning urself rite now, and u dont evebn know it. LIMEY MY ARSE.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 07:05 PM
"orite Mate Got A Light"

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:06 PM
"orite Mate Got A Light"

U chatting me up?


Anyway, its too late. YANK!

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:07 PM
lol.

SEE!

OMG ur so owning urself rite now, and u dont evebn know it. LIMEY MY ARSE.
actually americans don;t even say that.
a little boy MAY say, something like that
but the phrase you were looking for was, "hey you guys, do you want to play some ball in the back yard?"
tho they would most likey want to play in a ball field, not in the back yard.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:07 PM
U chatting me up?


Anyway, its too late. YANK!
can i chat you up?

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 07:08 PM
But i like the mighty bush. I cannot be a yank ;)

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:13 PM
can i chat you up?

u may.

proceed wen ready.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:15 PM
u may.

proceed wen ready.
say, you're a fit looking bird, fancy a poke, luv?

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:30 PM
say, you're a fit looking bird, fancy a poke, luv?


lol.
Wel, i dont normally dig being poked. But since ur so buff, why not.

Poke away!

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 07:35 PM
PS Goodgirl is so an ALT

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:39 PM
PS Goodgirl is so an ALT

Goodgirl??????????

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:46 PM
say, you're a fit looking bird, fancy a poke, luv?
that's beatch's catch phrase. it always cracks me up

The Noose
04-14-2006, 07:53 PM
that's beatch's catch phrase. it always cracks me up

Yea, it is a classic.

Il have to try that some time.



My voice is kinda ****ed, sounds sexy tho.

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Goodgirl??????????
she only had one post :confused:

* FeistyWench *
04-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Yea, it is a classic.

Il have to try that some time.



My voice is kinda ****ed, sounds sexy tho.
its always sexy :cool: :luvbed:

The Noose
04-14-2006, 08:00 PM
its always sexy :cool: :luvbed:

Oh yea! I forgot. :D

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 08:00 PM
ima pm ??? about changing his av its anoying the **** out of me.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 08:08 PM
how the chick in his av is a ****ing goddess

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 08:12 PM
its been there for about 4 months, you should change it atleast every month and a half. speaking of changing avatars i gotta do mine.

The Noose
04-14-2006, 08:13 PM
its been there for about 4 months, you should change it atleast every month and a half. speaking of changing avatars i gotta do mine.

U should change it wen u get bored of it. 4 Months my arse.

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 09:13 PM
you know its been there hella long.

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 09:31 PM
Something inside so strong oh noooo Something inside so STRONGGGGGGGGG stronggggggg SOmething inside so strong

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 09:39 PM
stfu n00b *****.








































j/k

Hector_pickle
04-14-2006, 09:50 PM
Whos that in your sig? Your wife























j/k

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 09:59 PM
no just a hoe i met at the club. we had a quick 1 night stand and she left me :(

THE REAL NINJA
04-14-2006, 10:04 PM
its been there for about 4 months, you should change it atleast every month and a half. speaking of changing avatars i gotta do mine.
lol i did mine every day for about a month but got to the point where i couldnt find anything i liked

Da Iceman
04-14-2006, 10:38 PM
i gotta find or make a new one.

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 03:17 PM
what's a jiving in funky town ?

my little limey sugar cubes

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 03:18 PM
nextrocky that sig is seriously disturbing but still :hitit:

El Guapo
04-15-2006, 03:20 PM
nextrocky that sig is seriously disturbing but still :hitit:
hahahaha, twat!

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 03:21 PM
i am getting no twat!

your not getting any poor you! :(

El Guapo
04-15-2006, 03:24 PM
im not getting any poor me! :(
yep, you are poor :( ,
and how you keeping?

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 03:27 PM
yep, you are poor :( ,
and how you keeping?

not good but that hand in your sig looks like its got a tight grip
tell it my place tonight at 10 :cool:

El Guapo
04-15-2006, 03:35 PM
not good but that hand in your sig looks like its got a tight grip
tell it my place tonight at 10 :cool:
its the hand of a dieing soldier lmao.

well i gotta be off!

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 03:38 PM
its the hand of a dieing soldier lmao.

well i gotta be off!

that was quick! :cool:

see ya later

Da Iceman
04-15-2006, 05:06 PM
oasis_lad me you afro ninja and hector could gangbang that hot ape in my sig.

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:08 PM
oasis_lad me you afro ninja and hector could gangbang that hot ape in my sig.

id love to as long as you all gangbang me straight after :cool:

and 1 word













bukkake

Da Iceman
04-15-2006, 05:12 PM
smile michael jackson loves you

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:13 PM
smile michael jackson loves you

in what way ? sexual i hope

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:23 PM
Michael JAckson has a great firgure. I'd **** em

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:24 PM
Michael JAckson has a great firgure. I'd **** em

your damn right brother! :cool:

how about we give ol' wacko a bit of dp :luvbed:

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:25 PM
**** yeh. Rock on brotha from another motha

Da Iceman
04-15-2006, 05:25 PM
give him some chloroform knock him out and take him.

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:26 PM
**** yeh. Rock on brotha from another motha

or maybe the same motha who knows ? :confused:

how do you keep your tache nice and trim

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:30 PM
I don't baby its all natural. The Moustache gods just gave me that gift

Da Iceman
04-15-2006, 05:31 PM
i hate your avatar.

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:31 PM
I don't baby its all natural. The Moustache gods just gave me that gift

lucky bastard i have a little poof beard
thats so thin! any tips ?

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:32 PM
Treat with care. treat your beard as if it were your own mother. A happy Beard is a growing Beard

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:37 PM
Treat with care. treat your beard as if it were your own mother. A happy Beard is a growing Beard

i do i shampoo it regularly

sometimes i soak it im cum for a nice texture

i wish i had your genetics so i could grow a big man tache :(

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:39 PM
Patience. A little Tlc and any tash will grow. Wether your sporting not more than a cappucino stain to an overgrown catipillar, A bit of tlc and all is well

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:42 PM
Patience. A little Tlc and any tash will grow. Wether your sporting not more than a cappucino stain to an overgrown catipillar, A bit of tlc and all is well

well it's no cappucino but it aint a monster like yours

i have recently shaved my pubes and balls for a lady do you think this could have scared the tache hairs ?

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:44 PM
Ah i see your point. Although not fully sure your keeping up with the hip new times by shaving your balls could have perhaps prevented the growth of your Moustache.

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:45 PM
Ah i see your point. Although not fully sure your keeping up with the hip new times by shaving your balls could have perhaps prevented the growth of your Moustache.

then it's possible

OH! what have i done

vanity thy name is oasis_lad :(

Da Iceman
04-15-2006, 05:50 PM
i do i shampoo it regularly

sometimes i soak it im cum for a nice texture

i wish i had your genetics so i could grow a big man tache :(
lmao!!!!!!! funniest **** i ever heard in a long while.

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 05:52 PM
The.Moustache.God@aol.com - Oasis lad give him an email he may be the answer to your problems

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 05:57 PM
The.Moustache.God@aol.com - Oasis lad give him an email he may be the answer to your problems

u sure i dont want hit with fake ideas or a placebo

i want a man tache!! :sombrero:

Hector_pickle
04-15-2006, 06:00 PM
I guess some like are are just gifted. i guess my main piece of advice would be make the most of waht you've got

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 06:02 PM
I guess some like are are just gifted. i guess my main piece of advice would be make the most of waht you've got

dont get me wrong i have enough down stairs and the ladies love me
but i will never be happy untill i have a moustache like yours
or salvador dali

El Guapo
04-15-2006, 06:37 PM
aight poop shooters

El Guapo
04-15-2006, 07:07 PM
anyone here?

phallus
04-15-2006, 07:36 PM
aight poop shooters


if i get your poop shute, you won't **** right for a month

Oasis_Lad
04-15-2006, 08:29 PM
if i get your poop shute, you won't **** right for a month

i assume this will be done under the love tree

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 11:24 AM
Happy Easter Limeys!

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 11:26 AM
rogue whats up sexy tits!

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 11:29 AM
rogue whats up sexy tits!
you know she loves peru.

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 11:31 AM
i am borrrrrrrrrred and actually reading the filth you nasty bastards been spamming in our sacred thred. lmao!!

how's all of you this fine easter morning?

yes, peru is my favorite love slave, but i have many... ;) :p :D lol!

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 11:32 AM
you know she loves peru.

im her toy boy! :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 11:32 AM
im her toy boy! :cool:
you are everyone's toy boy. lol! :luvbed:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 11:34 AM
Laddie, we made a scatman thread especially for you guys!!
you need to use it!!! :D

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 11:36 AM
Laddie, we made a scatman thread especially for you guys!!
you need to use it!!! :D

direct me to it


by use of poking!

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 11:38 AM
direct me to it


by use of poking!
*pokes you in the arse with a rolling pin*
and directs you to the scatman thread in the limey lounge. lol!

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 11:43 AM
*pokes you in the arse with a rolling pin*
and directs you to the scatman thread in the limey lounge. lol!

tongue poke hopefully

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:11 PM
tongue poke hopefully
she's poking you with her ****. you didnt know she was a tranny??? j/k

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:16 PM
she's poking you with her ****. you didnt know she was a tranny??? j/k
if i was he'd probably like me more. lol! joking, laddie :D

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:17 PM
if i was he'd probably like me more. lol! joking, laddie :D
your sexy.......:D

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:21 PM
she's poking you with her ****. you didnt know she was a tranny??? j/k
so this sig is better than your last?
are you sure that you are not a badblood alt? ;)
JOKING!

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:23 PM
your sexy.......:D
yes, yes i am :D


i think i am havig deja vue...
haven;t i met you before??? lol!

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:23 PM
so this sig is better than your last?
are you sure that you are not a badblood alt? ;)
JOKING!
??? is an alt.

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:24 PM
yes, yes i am :D


i think i am havig deja vue...
haven;t i met you before??? lol!
no but i met your turds in the sewer.

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:25 PM
??? is an alt.
i was joking, i thought badblood was teh only one who posted pics of ****. lol!


i know you aren't an alt. :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:25 PM
no but i met your turds in the sewer.
we did meet in the thunderdome and you told me i was sexy there too. lol!

The Noose
04-16-2006, 12:27 PM
In the spirit of Eater, i would have hoped the chat would not consist of trannys, poo poo, and being 'poked'!

Actually, i saw a film once where all those things took place. It was japanese i believe.

Happy Easter...watever that means!

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:27 PM
cuz i imagine people to look like there avatar.

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:30 PM
cuz i imagine people to look like there avatar.
so i look like a cartoon/comic character?
and peru looks like jesus?

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:32 PM
no you look like halle berry, peru looks like your sig.

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:33 PM
no you look like halle berry, peru looks like your sig.
lol! halle berry is storm, but that's ok. i am good with you thinking i look like her. cuz i do. lol!


yea, peru looks like the devil.

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 12:34 PM
im drunk

i woke up and went straight for a beer

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:35 PM
im drunk

i woke up and went straight for a beer
celebrating easter in proper fashion, i see. :cool:

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 12:35 PM
im drunk

i woke up and went straight for a beer
dont you mean a penis pump?

armani_model
04-16-2006, 12:35 PM
im drunk

i woke up and went straight for a beer

Hahaha, ur a legend! I got drunk last nite, still tryna nurse my hang over.

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 12:36 PM
dont you mean a penis pump?

yes but i only wanna please you :luvbed:

love me not my ****

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 12:37 PM
Hahaha, ur a legend! I got drunk last nite, still tryna nurse my hang over.

just start drinking again!

that's the solution for a hangover! :cool:

The Noose
04-16-2006, 12:43 PM
I dont understand how its possible to not get the poo in the toilet?
They may as well shat in the sink. Or a flower pot.

Its quite an attractive poo. If i were a poo, id like to look like that. A model poo.
The Brad Pitt of poo poos.

armani_model
04-16-2006, 12:43 PM
just start drinking again!

that's the solution for a hangover! :cool:

Yeh im going out 2nite hopefully...and i would love a glass of white wine!!! :boxing:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 12:44 PM
I dont understand how its possible to not get the poo in the toilet?
They may as well shat in the sink. Or a flower pot.

Its quite an attractive poo. If i were a poo, id like to look like that. A model poo.
The Brad Pitt of poo poos.
it's fake!!! at least it looks real fake.
it looks like a baby ruth bar that melted or possibly a plastic poo.

you would look perfect but at least look like a REAL poo.

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 12:45 PM
I dont understand how its possible to not get the poo in the toilet?
They may as well shat in the sink. Or a flower pot.

Its quite an attractive poo. If i were a poo, id like to look like that. A model poo.
The Brad Pitt of poo poos.

easy you are wanking to a toilet brush and the dried in piss is soooo sexy

that your ass starts to boogie and you let one out :cool:

The Noose
04-16-2006, 12:45 PM
it's fake!!! at least it looks real fake.
it looks like a baby ruth bar that melted or possibly a plastic poo.

you would look perfect but at least look like a REAL poo.

Fake?? Dont spoil the illusion.

Real poos suck!!

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:07 PM
Fake?? Dont spoil the illusion.

Real poos suck!!
don't u mean fake poos suck?

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 01:08 PM
verduco san le' grande!

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 01:12 PM
my poo is thick and creamy with lots of corn in it.

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:12 PM
that what would your **** name be thread in the lounge is fookin hilarious!

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 01:13 PM
that what would your **** name be thread in the lounge is fookin hilarious!

im the daddy of it

no one beats donkey schlong! :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:28 PM
im the daddy of it

no one beats donkey schlong! :cool:
how about taut boxx? :cool:

Oasis_Lad
04-16-2006, 01:33 PM
how about taut boxx? :cool:

nothing on d s baby! :cool:

Da Iceman
04-16-2006, 01:35 PM
william hunglow beats all

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:51 PM
william hunglow beats all
richard hunglow would be better ;)

armani_model
04-16-2006, 01:52 PM
not long left till someone gets the 1000th post..whos it gona be?

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:52 PM
nothing on d s baby! :cool:
but mine was good for a female :D

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:53 PM
don;t :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:53 PM
you :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:53 PM
think :cool:

* FeistyWench *
04-16-2006, 01:53 PM
:cool: :cool: