i'm no novice either :D
that i can believe ;)

yep, also hehehe, im full of records, my mate has about 30 of the guinnis books lol,
the most to be consumed in one days is around 23 pints without spewing! :eek: :eek: :eek:
hey! maybe that can be a goal for laddie!

ello! ello! ello!

it's good to be back!

hey! maybe that can be a goal for laddie!

easy the most pints wise in 1 night for me is 33 and a half bottle of wine

ello! ello! ello!

it's good to be back!
look one post up man!

easy the most pints wise in 1 night for me is 33 and a half bottle of wine
is that without spewing?

easy the most pints wise in 1 night for me is 33 and a half bottle of wine
shit! then you got to contact the world book of records and let them know!!!!
they'll document it and be rich and famous! lol! :cool: :D

is that without spewing?
i bet so! :cool:

is that without spewing?

yep in all honesty i never spew

dont know why

shit! then you got to contact the world book of records and let them know!!!!
they'll document it and be rich and famous! lol! :cool: :D

thats nothing

britains very own oliver reed drank 100 pints in 1 night and then performed handstands on the bar :eek: what a :cool: guy

yep in all honesty i never spew

dont know why
maybe cause you are an alcoholic? ;)
you'd probably spew if you tried to STOP drinking. :eek:

yep in all honesty i never spew

dont know why
aahhh, you piss yourself instead! :D

maybe cause you are an alcoholic? ;)
you'd probably spew if you tried to STOP drinking. :eek:
co-rec-t-mon-do

thats nothing

britains very own oliver reed drank 100 pints in 1 night and then performed handstands on the bar :eek: what a :cool: guy
so wtf isn;t HE in the record books?

aahhh, you piss yourself instead! :D

nope never :cool:

what can i say i like to drink

thats nothing

britains very own oliver reed drank 100 pints in 1 night and then performed handstands on the bar :eek: what a :cool: guy

why did i think i could keep up with u? :confused:

boxclever, are you still with us?

nevermind! you must have read my mind and decided to post. lol!

boxclever, are you still with us?

i'm here till i fall asleep or throw up. :cool:

nope never :cool:

what can i say i like to drink
and you never feel shitty in the morning?

laddie, nice rocky clip hahahaha!

i used to drink quite a bit (in the past), but i learned that when i was totally trashed, i needed to go eat and drink tons of water then go to sleep and sleep in for as long as possible. i never had hangovers then.

and you never feel shitty in the morning?

nothing i cant handle

here is mr oliver reed a true hero

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/e7b6ce27.jpg

this guy could drink me under the tablt 10 times over

:hail:

laddie, nice rocky clip hahahaha!
huh? :confused:

huh? :confused:
its in 'THE' lounge lmao!

who's still here?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68751

here it is

who's still here?
me :o

nothing i cant handle

here is mr oliver reed a true hero

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/e7b6ce27.jpg

this guy could drink me under the tablt 10 times over

:hail:
is he a politician? :D

me :o

yey result........ :D

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68751

here it is
hahaha thats funny as hell!

o' laddie, is this that guy from red dwarf???

yey result........ :D
i hate being ignored, don;t you? ;)
hey you people!


boxclever has asked for a roll call!

hahaha thats funny as hell!

o' laddie, is this that guy from red dwarf???

what! no this is jim carrey from the mask and dumb and dumber

i hate being ignored, don;t you? ;)
hey you people!


boxclever has asked for a roll call!

is it okay if i just roll on top of her

does that count as a roll call ?

what! no this is jim carrey from the mask and dumb and dumber
kinda looks like a guy impersonating jim who is impersonating rocky.


but it's probably really him - from jim's early career when he was on that dumb show.

is it okay if i just roll on top of her

does that count as a roll call ?
that would do ;)

that would do ;)

he probably will as well :)

what! no this is jim carrey from the mask and dumb and dumber
shit no i ment this lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Yq...british%20fight
i allways forget the link!

ok! we need to liven this place up. someone get nekid fast! :D

ok! we need to liven this place up. someone get nekid fast! :D
done!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

done!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
http://www.futilityinfielder.com/nakedman.jpg

i may do later if laddie has his way. :o

done!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
knew you'd be the first one!

is mam and everyone home?
can u be discreet? ;)

knew you'd be the first one!

is mam and everyone home?
can u be discreet? ;)
they be in bed, as will i soon!

they be in bed, as will i soon!
have you seen american pie?
the first movie?

have you seen american pie?
the first movie?
i seen one and two,
they cracked me up!

should i drink more :confused:

i seen one and two,
they cracked me up!
you need a web cam and do a little strip tease for us like Jim did while nadia watched him from his bed. lol! ;)
that would be GREAT! :D

this scene in the second is hilarious man!
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news9/apie1.jpg

should i drink more :confused:
depends...how are you feelin?

depends...how are you feelin?

kind of buzzing but not flat out drunk. :cool:

you need a web cam and do a little strip tease for us like Jim did while nadia watched him from his bed. lol! ;)
that would be GREAT! :D
o'yea, like that would happen hahaha! ;) ,
maybe if you did after or even before!

kind of buzzing but not flat out drunk. :cool:
saviour yourself, pleeeezzzz(im now on my knees), NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

saviour yourself, pleeeezzzz(im now on my knees), NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


huh............ :confused:

well im calling it a night, i have someone awaiting me ;)

o'yea, like that would happen hahaha! ;) ,
maybe if you did after or even before!
how about at the same time?

huh............ :confused:
im messing hahaha, but alcohol is bad on your kidneys and liver!

well im calling it a night, i have someone awaiting me ;)
then what has she been doing this whole time?
unless you were referring to rosy palm and her 5 sisters.
lmao!

how about at the same time?
maybe, pretty hard to strip and rub though lmao! ;) :D :p

huh............ :confused:
i think that was his way of saying don;t drink anymore.

maybe, pretty hard to strip and rub though lmao! ;) :D :p
so u first then i will go!

i think that was his way of saying don;t drink anymore.

i'm going 4 one more. :)

then what has she been doing this whole time?
unless you were referring to rosy palm and her 5 sisters.
lmao!
acctually shes been in the bath. i didnt know females take so ****ing long...
well night rogue and boxclever, :kiss:, :kiss:!

i'm going 4 one more. :)

no go for lots more like me :cool: :luvbed:

no go for lots more like me :cool: :luvbed:
dont listen luv, hes bad, bad to the bone.
why do woman go for the bad guys? :rolleyes:

no go for lots more like me :cool: :luvbed:

you'll get me drunk :eek: going for no 8 now.

no go for lots more like me :cool: :luvbed:
dont listen luv, hes bad, bad to the bone.
why do woman go for the bad guys? :rolleyes:
anyway night!

i'm going 4 one more. :)
okay! :D

dont listen luv, hes bad, bad to the bone.
why do woman go for the bad guys? :rolleyes:
anyway night!

no he's lovely and adorable :)

i keep asking him for a pic too and he just won;t do it.
but i assume that you;re right - that he's adorable.

he's got me all loved up it's scary. :cool:

he's got me all loved up it's scary. :cool:
he PM you some luvin?

he PM you some luvin?

yes.................... :o

my e-love is ignoring me. :o
he was here without a word and has left. :(

he's got me all loved up it's scary. :cool:

you have me loved up more so :luvbed:

my e-love is ignoring me. :o
he was here without a word and has left. :(

i have talked to bobby a few times and he is is sooo cool
he is the man

you have me loved up more so :luvbed:
no bragging allowed unless u intend to share ;) :p

i have talked to bobby a few times and he is is sooo cool
he is the man
yea, he is.
i kinda miss him tho, we haven;t been able to chat much lately.

you have me loved up more so :luvbed:

keep with the pm's then :)

no bragging allowed unless u intend to share ;) :p

that's up to the gorgeous miss boxclever

that's up to the gorgeous miss boxclever

how could we share?

actually....nevermind. ;)

actually....nevermind. ;)

for the best. sorry i tried to behave tonight, done ok didn't i?

yes u have. ;)

yes u have. ;)

how lon u on 4

how lon u on 4
not sure. i was kinda hoping bobby would show up...

not sure. i was kinda hoping bobby would show up...

i know how it feels i've waited ages sometimes for my laddie. ;)

i know how it feels i've waited ages sometimes for my laddie. ;)
they always keep us waiting, don;t they?



bobby's new job has his sleep schedule all messed up.

problem is when he can chat, i usually can;t...

they always keep us waiting, don;t they?



bobby's new job has his sleep schedule all messed up.

problem is when he can chat, i usually can;t...


he always makes it up to me though. shame bobbys not on more.

Laddie your Pm'S Are full :cool:

he always makes it up to me though. shame bobbys not on more.
yea. but he e-mails me and we chat on msn quite a bit.

booooooooooooooooooooring

booooooooooooooooooooring

still here

still here
so are you sitting at a desk?

so are you sitting at a desk?

yes, why u ask?

yes, why u ask?
i think i am the only limey with a wireless internet lap top/notebook computer.


we have a HUGE open play room with 1000's of toys, an indoor playset with a fort and rock climbing wall, and a slide, train table, tv, stereo, dvd, etc. i generally kick back comfortably on the couch with the computer on my lap and browse the internet and watch my son while he plays. occassionally he wants me to play with him, so i go do that and when he wants to go back doing something on his own, i kick back again.

i just couldn;t imagine sitting at a desk or table at the computer for hours. it's so uncomfortable.

i think i am the only limey with a wireless internet lap top/notebook computer.


we have a HUGE open play room with 1000's of toys, an indoor playset with a fort and rock climbing wall, and a slide, train table, tv, stereo, dvd, etc. i generally kick back comfortably on the couch with the computer on my lap and browse the internet and watch my son while he plays. occassionally he wants me to play with him, so i go do that and when he wants to go back doing something on his own, i kick back again.

i just couldn;t imagine sitting at a desk or table at the computer for hours. it's so uncomfortable.

i can't argue i have to keep stretching.

boxclever your pm box is full

when u sit on a couch do you like to prop your feet up?

boxclever your pm box is full

sorted.............. :)

when u sit on a couch do you like to prop your feet up?

i normally lay across the whole couch.

i normally lay across the whole couch.

mmmm! that's how i like it

mmmm! that's how i like it

i know.............. :)

i normally lay across the whole couch.
i like to do that to, but if i have to sit, i HAVE to put my feet on the coffe table in front of the couch or on an ottoman or something. i like to be comfy :D

i like to do that to, but if i have to sit, i HAVE to put my feet on the coffe table in front of the couch or on an ottoman or something. i like to be comfy :D

i know what u mean. :D

SOMEHOW i KNEW bobby would turn up now that i was getting ready to get off here in the next couple of minutes! :rolleyes:


he's quite predictable, yet strangely lovable.

olrite people late bitches you guys are. I aint been up this late for monthd

olrite people late bitches you guys are. I aint been up this late for monthd
u need to do it more often. it's good for ya!

olrite people late bitches you guys are. I aint been up this late for monthd

hello................... :)

olrite people late bitches you guys are. I aint been up this late for monthd

jimmy! :D whats up

not much just chilling, just finished watching the longest yard was a bit disappointed

ok i am leaving if no one is chatting. nite!

ok i am leaving if no one is chatting. nite!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)

here i am lets dance!

here i am lets dance!

david bowie :D

david bowie :D

for you anything :D

for you anything :D

tired now i'm off tommorow though so not so bad, can't believe it's 3.36 :eek:

tired now i'm off tommorow though so not so bad, can't believe it's 3.36 :eek:

i'l miss you see you tommorow though

i'l miss you see you tommorow though

not on a date tommorow?

not on a date tommorow?

not 100% yet

not 100% yet

well i may see you then? :)

well i may see you then? :)

might do :D :luvbed:

might do :D :luvbed:

think it will be a long lay in though. :D

think it will be a long lay in though. :D

sunday and monday for some :luvbed: am i right

What time do u call this!!??

Its Limey bedtime!

What time do u call this!!??

Its Limey bedtime!

bobby baby! :D :luvbed:

sunday and monday for some :luvbed: am i right

yes i'm all yours but gonna be sooooooo tired paying 4 tonight.

What time do u call this!!??

Its Limey bedtime!

wahey Bobby how's u?

wahey Bobby how's u?

Im not bad. But my visit is a short one.

Actually i gota a sore throat. And my head hurts. But im staying up to watch the boxing.


And u? Keeping warm?

yes i'm all yours but gonna be sooooooo tired paying 4 tonight.

pluck up the courage and strength for me baby :cool: :luvbed:

Im not bad. But my visit is a short one.

Actually i gota a sore throat. And my head hurts. But im staying up to watch the boxing.


And u? Keeping warm?

yep warm a bit drunk and tired. b off soon.

night night.......... :cool:

night night.......... :cool:

night you will be in my dreams :luvbed: :cool:

morning................... :cool:

top of the morning to you

top of the morning to you

how's things?

not so good...I'm still sick and I think its getting worse...not to mentionn the fact I'm working this whole weekend feeling like this. How are you doing?

not so good...I'm still sick and I think its getting worse...not to mentionn the fact I'm working this whole weekend feeling like this. How are you doing?

a bit hungover :cool:

sorry you're not so well :(

a bit hungover :cool:

sorry you're not so well :(

not hungover...I WISH...I talked to my mom and she said I need to go to the hospital just in case I may have pnemonia

not hungover...I WISH...I talked to my mom and she said I need to go to the hospital just in case I may have pnemonia

she's right hun, you shouldn't be working :eek:

i know...when I was on the phone with her, she was scaring me with that kind of talk...I HATE HOSPITALS

i know...when I was on the phone with her, she was scaring me with that kind of talk...I HATE HOSPITALS

can't you get checked out at work?

yeah at the military hospital but not until monday...I just have to suck it until then

yeah at the military hospital but not until monday...I just have to suck it until then

poor thing :( doesn't seem fair

I'm not used to being sick, I haven't been in a while

I'm not used to being sick, I haven't been in a while

i'm really tired.

you just wake up? have some coffee! :)

you just wake up? have some coffee! :)

got one now :D

great minds think alike

great minds think alike

so it would seem :)

so whats up? anything new or exciting goign on?

so whats up? anything new or exciting goign on?

well boyfriends away for a few days, he bought me an mp3 player before he left, which I Love, last night i was on here it was quite busy and me and laddie got drunk.

now everything's a little fuzzy i may go back to bed in a bit. :cool:

well, get some rest. I'll be on later also sometime...here is some good k :D

well, it won't let me so I owe you I guess

well, get some rest. I'll be on later also sometime...here is some good k :D

thanks :D i'll get you back when i can :)

well, it won't let me so I owe you I guess

well the thought that count's can't k you yet either. :(

hhahaha, well until next time

hhahaha, well until next time


c ya then ;)

i'll be back later. :)

alright then, c-ya later

hey wassup jdizzle & boxclever

morning my limey lovelys

morning my limey lovelys

hiya, i'm a wreck :cool:

where you gone to now :(

hiya, i'm a wreck :cool:

need me to comfort you

need me to comfort you

yes please :D

yes please :D

have you sent me a pm because my inbox was nearly full and i had to delete them so i may have deleted your pm by accident

have you sent me a pm because my inbox was nearly full and i had to delete them so i may have deleted your pm by accident

i'll check :)

hello..... limey lackers!

hello..... limey lackers!

helloooooooo :)

helloooooooo :)
allways good to start the day with an insult i think :D

allways good to start the day with an insult i think :D

how ar u?............ :)

how ar u?............ :)
im great, was up all night though ;) .
i see you were too huh!

i got to go for a bit, bye!

im great, was up all night though ;) .
i see you were too huh!

most of it ;)

most of it ;)

me too ;)

oi! :D

oi! :D

awright! ...

how's everyone? everyone finally get to sleep?

how's everyone? everyone finally get to sleep?

eventually quite a night though

yea, lol!, it seemed it!


glad i was here to witness a tiny little bit of it. ;)

yea, lol!, it seemed it!


glad i was here to witness a tiny little bit of it. ;)

its a free service baby! :cool:

i tried finding my show last night on limewire. no luck :(

bobby was going to help me but apparently he had too much porn on his computer taking up too much space so he didn;t have enough space to download the show for me.

i tried finding my show last night on limewire. no luck :(

bobby was going to help me but apparently he had too much porn on his computer taking up too much space so he didn;t have enough space to download the show for me.

too much porn lmao

what is it and i will try to find it for you

too much porn lmao

what is it and i will try to find it for you
thanks sweetie.

the show is called: Heist and it is the 3rd episode called: Strife

thanks sweetie.

the show is called: Heist and it is the 3rd episode called: Strife

i have found it on emule

emule has a waiting system though and it could take a few days
to finish

im searching on limewire pro

i have found it on emule

emule has a waiting system though and it could take a few days
to finish

im searching on limewire pro
COOL. THANKS

COOL. THANKS

i have found it on limewire pro

if it continues at the speed its going it should be finished in
3 hrs at least

i have found it on limewire pro

if it continues at the speed its going it should be finished in
3 hrs at least
can you be arsed?

can you be arsed?

lmao is that your favourite limey phrase ?

lmao is that your favourite limey phrase ?
yes, yes it is. it cracks me up. :D

yes, yes it is. it cracks me up. :D

what about "cor blimey"

so u don;t mind doing it for me?

so u don;t mind doing it for me?

not at all

what about "cor blimey"
never heard it.


i heard "blimey" before.
you say that when someone tells you something kinda shocking, right?

not at all
you're so nice!!! :D :luvbed:

never heard it.


i heard "blimey" before.
you say that when someone tells you something kinda shocking, right?

yep or you see something shocking

yep or you see something shocking
you say "cor blimey"?
or just "blimey"?

you say "cor blimey"?
or just "blimey"?

well im scottish so i dont say it but they both mean the same thing
the cor just gives it extra effect

like "cor blimey that rogue's a nice piece of skirt"

so are there are special "terms" for when u want to put someone down like call them a dumb ass or something?





are prat and git old fashioned terms? - older people use them?

so are there are special "terms" for when u want to put someone down like call them a dumb ass or something?





are prat and git old fashioned terms? - older people use them?

i have never used them but i suppose they are old fashioned
like bugger

remember scottish people are the kings of swearing

like "jesus sufferin' ****" is a good one

"fer ****'s sake" is another

let me know when my show finishes downloading.
:D

let me know when my show finishes downloading.
:D

will do any porn you want downloaded :cool:

a bit of femdom perhaps ?

will do any porn you want downloaded :cool:

a bit of femdom perhaps ?
all set on the porn, but thanks! :D

all set on the porn, but thanks! :D

fair enough! im no porn connoisseur like bobby

fair enough! im no porn connoisseur like bobby
yea, apparently he has quite a bit! ;)


king of the wankers :p

yea, apparently he has quite a bit! ;)


king of the wankers :p

he has the right idea

btw...how can you get that download to me?


msn file sending always works well...
any other ideas?

btw...how can you get that download to me?


msn file sending always works well...
any other ideas?

i can upload it with you send it and pm you the link

i can upload it with you send it and pm you the link
awesome! thanks luvy! :D

awesome! thanks luvy! :D

no sweat! :cool: :D

i have passed the 2000 posts mark in limey lang

i have passed the 2000 posts mark in limey lang
7 more posts and i will be between you and afro ninja again :p

7 more posts and i will be between you and afro ninja again :p

just the way i want it

that's the goal :cool:

that's the goal :cool:

it certainly is

yup. lol!
see you're helping me already.

i don;t know how he got so far ahead of me! it's taken me a while to catch up.

glad he has a little honey right now, cause she keeps him offline. lol! ;)

yup. lol!
see you're helping me already.

i don;t know how he got so far ahead of me! it's taken me a while to catch up.

glad he has a little honey right now, cause she keeps him offline. lol! ;)

i have been off a lot in the past week and im still miles ahead
you and afro ninja have some work to do to overtake me

i have been off a lot in the past week and im still miles ahead
you and afro ninja have some work to do to overtake me
i think it only appropriate that you be on top. it wouldn;t feel right for anyone else to be on top ;) :D

i think it only appropriate that you be on top. it wouldn;t feel right for anyone else to be on top ;) :D

my favourite position

my favourite position
but is it really???? ;) :cool:

but is it really???? ;) :cool:

no not really i like the girl on top

no not really i like the girl on top
lmao! very predicatable. least amount of work for you and you get to see and touch everything :p :D

lmao! very predicatable. least amount of work for you and you get to see and touch everything :p :D

keep in mind there have been around 12 positions before hand :cool:

keep in mind there have been around 12 positions before hand :cool:
so you are a "switcher", aye?

yea, multiple positions are always good. :D

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whey hey! :D
boxclever just needs to post a couple more times and it will be a 4 layer sandwich - boy girl boy girl ;) :D

so you are a "switcher", aye?

yea, multiple positions are always good. :D

hear! hear! i agree

u cant beat a 69er to start or finish off with

haer! hear! i agree

u cant beat a 69er to start or finish off with
to start is best, IMO ;)

to start is best, IMO ;)

:biggthump from me

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whey hey! :D
boxclever just needs to post a couple more times and it will be a 4 layer sandwich - boy girl boy girl ;) :D
whatcha ya think?

whatcha ya think?

of a 4 layer

im game!

of a 4 layer

im game!
wish bobby could be the condiment ;) but he just doesn;t post enough in here. bad boy :spank:

wish bobby could be the condiment ;) but he just doesn;t post enough in here. bad boy :spank:

can i have a spanking ?

can i have a spanking ?
sure. how about i give it to you after you get me my show. it'll be our little celebration. lol!

sure. how about i give it to you after you get me my show. it'll be our little celebration. lol!

surely i would deserve more than that

surely i would deserve more than that
well, surely. ;)


what's the progress on the download, btw?

it has slowed down dramatically

25% has been done so far

it has slowed down dramatically

25% has been done so far
oh well...


so what have you eaten today?

any drinking?

oh well...


so what have you eaten today?

any drinking?

i have just ordered pizza and have had 6 bottles i will be going to the shop soon for a bottle of buckfast wine

i have just ordered pizza and have had 6 bottles i will be going to the shop soon for a bottle of buckfast wine
what kind of pizza?

any plans with your lady?

what kind of pizza?

any plans with your lady?

a chicken supreme :cool:

no plans tonight maybe after i finish my drink i will be too horny
and go round for some lovin'

a chicken supreme :cool:

no plans tonight maybe after i finish my drink i will be too horny
and go round for some lovin'
good plan. :cool:

good plan. :cool:

one of my best! :cool:

wine always puts me in the mood. ;) :luvbed:

wine always puts me in the mood. ;) :luvbed:

i know as do most men why do u think they always buy wine for a date ;)

hello.........em....., just hello!

i know as do most men why do u think they always buy wine for a date ;)
i mean i am always in the mood, wine just puts me in the mood to have some luvin right there and then ;) :p :D

hello.........em....., just hello!
hello stranger!

i mean i am always in the mood, wine just puts me in the mood to have some luvin right there and then ;) :p :D

well lets do it then i'll drop my kecks
and u rub one off :cool:

hello stranger!
stranger..... although we spoke last night?