Tua playing on the Lake:

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/7/5/1/1274559001132.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3896208-original.html)

how fat do you guys think i am? :nonono:

Guys, how do you get these gif sigs to actually work? I'm a pc dumbass, so don't go all technical on me......it's also too small. Little help for lang retard please.

do you have a gif or do you need to make one? if you need to make one, sorry i can't help ya

I'm a Rican who lost my routes

Well more I found my true love

You a yank or a limey?

slim yank, with Limey roots :D

for some reason any time im playing poker with you i always think you're a limey

:dunno:

Gonna have a cheeky wank in me garden.

Anyone asks, I'm putting sun cream on me penis.

Pics or it didnt happen

how fat do you guys think i am? :nonono:

about that big


:dunno:

you're what 5'6" 205???

I'm a Rican who lost my routes

Well more I found my true love

You a yank or a limey?

you're not puerto rican.

you don't support tito trinidad jr. aka juan manuel lopez

about that big


:dunno:

you're what 5'6" 205???

5'8 190. not 205 anymore. i stopped working out.

that guy is not 205. that guy is like 250.

5'8 190. not 205 anymore. i stopped working out.

that guy is not 205. that guy is like 250.

190? Shameful. :nonono:

How you looking after your dog man? :(

Want me to post you a tenner?

Sir, I may be a raging alcoholic, but Neglect is not a word I associate myself with.

And thanks for the offer, but I'll survive.

http://s1.bild.me/bilder/210510/9709409boxignscene.JPG (http://www.bild.me)

:wank: :wank:

5'8 190. not 205 anymore. i stopped working out.

that guy is not 205. that guy is like 250.

my apologies

my apologies

Don't apologise. He'd be quick to diminish you.

We're all a bunch of backstabbers round 'ere.

Don't apologise. He'd be quick to diminish you.

We're all a bunch of backstabbers round 'ere.

aye,

this is some reet good backstabbing

:smileysex :smileysex



:flirt:

Tua looks resplendent in a pink Tutu and heels.

Tua looks resplendent in a pink Tutu and heels.

He dresses up to please me.

http://s1.bild.me/bilder/210510/9709409boxignscene.JPG (http://www.bild.me)


oasis lad , southpaw stinger and left hook tua.

a scot , an englishman and the cornish.

limey lang's unholy trinity.

oasis lad , southpaw stinger and left hook tua.

a scot , an englishman and the cornish.

limey lang's unholy trinity.

you're forgetting the mexicano

:usa: :usa:

The Mexican't.

you're forgetting the mexicano

:usa: :usa:

that little fruit don't count.

1. oasis_lad
2. southpaw stinger
3. left hook tua
4. rizoom
5. clegg

190? Shameful. :nonono:

190-195.

i only go over 200 when i work out.

190-195 is still a good size though. close enough to 200.

i'm barely as tall as your baby sister.

190-195.

i only go over 200 when i work out.

190-195 is still a good size though. close enough to 200.

i'm barely as tall as your baby sister.

Aye... she's 5'9.

Monkz, that Smoke Monster gif you were storing for me on your photobucket or whatever just disappeared yesterday... :(

Serious?...

I just checked on tinypic it's still there and working, I've no idea why it's disappeared. :wtf:

bleedin 'eck

its dragging!!!
13hrs 45mins left


:chairshot:

http://game-sat.com/~brian/yousure-pedo.jpg

I want Winter back. This heat's killing me.

http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pedobear-toxic-britney-spears-cover.jpg

You try too hard.

You try too hard.

your mother

just testing out black.ink's sig.... dont think i jumped on the froch train....

just testing out black.ink's sig.... dont think i jumped on the froch train....

:lol1: I was wondering for a sec there.

This is an absolute masterclass from Joe Calzackee.

You try too hard.

your mother

http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pedobear-toxic-britney-spears-cover.jpg

:wank: :wank:

:wank: :wank:

did you even look at the miranda kerr pics i posted, you ungrateful bastard!!!!

:chairshot :chairshot

did you even look at the miranda kerr pics i posted, you ungrateful bastard!!!!

:chairshot :chairshot

Aye, I had already seen 'em a day before. :D

Aye, I had already seen 'em a day before. :D

where's all your points???

go all in on vasquez?!?!

where's all your points???

go all in on vasquez?!?!

I didn't let the points retire me, I retired 'em.

I didn't let the points retire me, I retired 'em.

about time you start acting professional


:fing02:

Cider for me,
Cider for you,
I'll have a drink,
You have one too....

http://www.andreanobiliproductions.com/tgp/gallery.php?idf=11&type=v&ccr=2111573&pr=vhg

http://www.andreanobiliproductions.com/tgp/gallery.php?idf=11&type=v&ccr=2111573&pr=vhg

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http://s1.bild.me/bilder/210510/3679959boxignscene.JPG (http://www.bild.me)

It's not worth viewing, trust me.

:lol1:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1938101

It's not worth viewing, trust me.

:lol1::lol1::lol1:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1937860

this is just evil

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1937893

Just found out my mum's maiden name is of Italian origin. :eek:

Or at least that's what she says. :D

Just found out my mum's maiden name is of Italian origin. :eek:

Or at least that's what she says. :D

What's the name?

:lol1:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1938101

I found this at the bottom of that page..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936172

:lol1: Take that Bieber, you cunt!

Cider for me,
Cider for you,
I'll have a drink,
You have one too....

Finishing off me last Stella, then onto the Pinot. Still not been to bed from last nights antics, and just had one more gram dropped off. Monday will be fun for sure.

I found this at the bottom of that page..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936172

:lol1: Take that Bieber, you cunt!

Talk about overacting. Little cunt acted like Lennox had just Rahman'd him!

I found this at the bottom of that page..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936172

:lol1: Take that Bieber, you cunt!

i saw that the other day... what a dumbass

:lol1:

How many birds do you think Bieber has ****ed?

That kid has it good right now.

How many birds do you think Bieber has ****ed?

That kid has it good right now.

not that many TBH....

probably inside 10

look at the blood just running out

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0522/box_e_vazquez13_576.jpg

What's the name?

I'm not sure how to spell it. :lol1:

look at the blood just running out

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0522/box_e_vazquez13_576.jpg

WTF, Damn that cut looks horrible. Should have been a NC.

I'm not sure how to spell it. :lol1:

Probably is Italian then!

WTF, Damn that cut looks horrible. Should have been a NC.

oh its even worse

but it was caused by a punch dammit


:chairshot :chairshot

http://www.boxingscene.com/uploads/28019/cozzone_vasquezmarquezIV_0383.jpg

Honestly, i didn't know why Izzy was favoured by so many. He didn't look good against Priolo, and you could see his eyes had never healed from before. I never thought the fight would have been stopped as early as it did, but i knew Rafa was gonna open the lids up sooner or later.

oh its even worse

but it was caused by a punch dammit


:chairshot :chairshot

Ah, that's cause Vazquez's eyebrow is shot to ****ing pieces.

Probably is Italian then!

Aye! :lol1:

Just back from playing football.

It's too hot, even at this time of day.

Went to a new gym for the first time today. A real hardcore one, everyone is big as ****, there are mostly free-weights and very few machines, and the changing room is a toilet stall.

Still, it's only £3 per time, rather than having to pay £30 to join and then £70 a month on a 12 year contract like all the other gyms, so I'll sacrifice a bit of comfort considering the cash saved. It's also the closest one to me, which helps.

did anyone else see the blood all over Caiz's shirt just from jumping in to stop it...

those cuts were gushing!!!

Just back from playing football.

It's too hot, even at this time of day.

Went to a new gym for the first time today. A real hardcore one, everyone is big as ****, there are mostly free-weights and very few machines, and the changing room is a toilet stall.

Still, it's only £3 per time, rather than having to pay £30 to join and then £70 a month on a 12 year contract like all the other gyms, so I'll sacrifice a bit of comfort considering the cash saved. It's also the closest one to me, which helps.

Give it a week until you are offered steds mate!

My mum won 8 bottles of Bulmer's cider in a raffle. Drinking one now, good stuff.

My mum won 8 bottles of Bulmer's cider in a raffle. Drinking one now, good stuff.

Clegg's mom FTW

Clegg's mom FTW

So the postman tells me.

so the postman tells me.

z i n g ! ! ! ! !

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http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/1/_/_/_/1/8/2/d/7/card 059 Stephen Fry.png (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3899478-original.html)

The Stephen Fry one would look good blown up framed in glass on my wall. What site are they from laddie?

The Stephen Fry one would look good blown up framed in glass on my wall. What site are they from laddie?

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/search/label/Skeptic%20Trumps

Ricky Gervais “Devastated” by exclusion from Skeptics Trump Deck

Competition for inclusion in the Skeptics Trump deck has been fierce and is hailed as a high accolade that all Skeptic aspire to.

Over 1,000 well known skeptics eagerly submitted their application forms back in March and April with the hope that their contribution to science, reason and critical thinking would afford them a much-coveted Skeptic Trump card.

However, with limited cards available, the admissions panel operate a strict inclusion policy. Each application form is subjected to intense scrutiny to assess the sceptical credentials of the candidate and ensure they have achieved excellence in their particular field.

With the unprecedented high number of application forms received, it was inevitable that some skeptics would be disappointed.

Fame is no guarantee for inclusion and it can now be revealed that one particular candidates application form seemed rather pedestrian, relying on his inclusion in last years Simpsonized Trumps cards and his celebrity status rather than advancing the causes of skepticism.

The executive chairman of the Skeptic Trumps admission panel said that with so many well-known comedians and broadcasters getting behind the libel reform campaign and taking active roles in this years 10:23 campaign, there was simply no room for complacency, and consequently Mr Gervais’s application had been denied.

A tall lanky goggle eyed spokesman for Mr Gervais commented that Ricky is utterly devastated by this Portillo like ousting and is considering appealing the decision.

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Going out any minute to see Stewart Lee do a bit of stand-up. Don't think it'll be a full show as there are a few people on the bill. Rich Hall and Richard Herring are there as well, maybe one or two others, not sure.

Jailbait Scarlett:

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/5/e/4/1274632480657.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3899636-original.html)

Going out any minute to see Stewart Lee do a bit of stand-up. Don't think it'll be a full show as there are a few people on the bill. Rich Hall and Richard Herring are there as well, maybe one or two others, not sure.

I like Herring. Lee & Hall are funny as well. :fing02:

Jailbait Scarlett:

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/5/e/4/1274632480657.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/3899636-original.html)

aye, its "wank at work" time


:wank:

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/search/label/Skeptic%20Trumps

Cheers pal.

Can anyone advise me how I'd take an image off the internet and get it blown up and printed in gloss without ****ing the resolution up?

Worst list I've ever seen:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391220

Worst list I've ever seen:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391220

:lol1: hopkins in the top 5

:pat:

http://video.xnxx.com/video438185/inner_el_pendejo_blog_archive_biseccion_genita_y_e yaculacio

Worst list I've ever seen:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391220

Truly dismal :nono:

Worst list I've ever seen:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391220

Top 10 best P4P all time (current fighters don't count)

and yet he has Hopkins and Jones jr in his top 10. :thinking:

Vote!
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391225

im fading fast... like zab judah...

still got 10 more hours to go, too early to fatigue

:nonono:

I'm sliding into a void, I've hit the coke wall, can't face another line, really struggling now.

I'm sliding into a void, I've hit the coke wall, can't face another line, really struggling now.

usually by then, my nose was so congested and sore i couldnt pack anything up there....

that was the end of my coke days... it destroyed my nose

:nonono:

usually by then, my nose was so congested and sore i couldnt pack anything up there....

that was the end of my coke days... it destroyed my nose

:nonono:

My nose was destroyed by a cricket bat and about 30 fellas 3 years ago, can't do much more harm now really.

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Worst list I've ever seen:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=391220

left hook tua's top 10 all-time p4p:

1. muhammad ali
2. roberto duran
3. ray robinson
4. manny pacquiao
5. henry armstrong
6. george foreman
7. marvin hagler
8. alexis arguello
9. tito trinidad
10. david tua

left hook tua's top 10 all-time p4p:

1. muhammad ali
2. roberto duran
3. ray robinson
4. manny pacquiao
5. henry armstrong
6. george foreman
7. marvin hagler
8. alexis arguello
9. tito trinidad
10. david tua

im shocked that Tua is so low on that list


and surely Kobe is in the top 20....

im shocked that Tua is so low on that list


and surely Kobe is in the top 20....

people ask where are all the great american heavyweights.

i say kobe could have been one of the atg's.

right under ali , foreman , louis , lewis , tua.

people ask where are all the great american heavyweights.

i say kobe could have been one of the atg's.

right under ali , foreman , louis , lewis , tua.

in all seriousness, gimme your top 10 or even 5 HWs in order

in all seriousness, gimme your top 10 or even 5 HWs in order

i can't do an all time p4p.

too hard.

wouldn't be fair to guys like fitzsimmons , langford , ketchel , etc. who i've seen very little of. hard to judge fighters based solely on what people wrote decades before i was born.

hell the only stanley ketchel video i've ever seen is when he knocked down a jack johnson who was taking it easy on him and after he knocked him down , jack johnson got up and knocked all his teeth out for breaking their "gentleman's agreement".


i can try to do a top 5 heavyweight list that's easy enough.

1. muhammad ali
2. joe louis
3. george foreman
4. larry holmes
5. lennox lewis

My top ten consists of mostly white fighters.

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Did you get that tenner Oasis?

Glad your dog is ok

Did you get that tenner Oasis?

Glad your dog is ok

You sent me a score by mistake.

I'm sliding into a void, I've hit the coke wall, can't face another line, really struggling now.

DON'T YOU EVER SAY NO TO ONE MORE LINE!! YOU STICK THAT **** UP YOUR NOSE AND BE PROUD. I wish i had some. But i a have been clean for 2 weeks now,

You sent me a score by mistake.

LOL anytime, just hit me a PM

DON'T YOU EVER SAY NO TO ONE MORE LINE!! YOU STICK THAT **** UP YOUR NOSE AND BE PROUD. I wish i had some. But i a have been clean for 2 weeks now,

Locke what area you from in London?

left hook tua's top 10 all-time p4p:

1. muhammad ali
2. roberto duran
3. ray robinson
4. manny pacquiao
5. henry armstrong
6. george foreman
7. marvin hagler
8. alexis arguello
9. tito trinidad
10. david tua

Quite a lot of blacks in that list

You should even it out

Deptford mate. You?

usually by then, my nose was so congested and sore i couldnt pack anything up there....

that was the end of my coke days... it destroyed my nose

:nonono:

Can you smell?

Can you smell?

yeah... my sense is fine... my breathing is ****ty.... the left side of my nose is always stuffed, and both sides come up bloody when i blow my nose almost daily...

:nonono:

My top ten consists of mostly white fighters.

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I recall that. Lovely TV

Deptford mate. You?

Crackney :p

Just spamming to 500 posts now for the rep point

in california prisons they are.

blacks fight hispanics and whites too.

whites generally kiss ass to the southern hispanics.

i feel bad for them at times.

do you know how you predict a prison riot is imminent?

once the number of southern hispanics and whites outnumber the blacks 3-1 or 4-1.

once southern hispanics and whites outnumber blacks on a yard 3-1 or 4-1 , they start fighting the blacks.

if it's 1-1 or 2-1. there's no fighting. :lol1:

That's like Hyena's man

Yeah but tua it aint the same everywhere like up in cali, the mexicans might be strong on the yard etc, and the top white group might be AB, but be diffrent in the utah state prison system, where you get no AB, but SAW running the ****, and not alot of mexicans, same goes for the texan prison system where you got AC taking over from the AB.

No idea what AB and all that is but you're unbanned mate!

****e day. Hate Sundays.

How is today Mr South?

http://blogs.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/girlsbehavingstylishly/doner%2520kebab.gif

I actually want to eat one

Curry tonight. Yum yum.

You Indian mate?

left hook tua, you are in the karma mafia?

Why?

Where is tom these days>?

It should be There are too many.

What sort of a cunt am I?:slap:

Jambo bpoy gave me my first red k where is he

khan: "i'm the king of the world! I'm pretty! I'm a bad man! I don't got a mark on my face , got an upset andriy kotelnik and i'm only 22 yrs. Old! I must be the greatest!"

bunce: "ehhh.....make me some curry you dumb ****."

war khan

...................

if moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
but not before they style the hair on their head
what would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
not with all them rocks about
i'd rather be a blind moth

:)

:)

:)

..
:)

yeah... my sense is fine... my breathing is ****ty.... the left side of my nose is always stuffed, and both sides come up bloody when i blow my nose almost daily...

:nonono:

**** me it take out some skin o some **** to bleed?

cotto lost to pacquiao.

mosley lost to cotto.

margarito lost to mosley.

williams lost to quintana.

clottey lost to cotto.

margarito lost to williams.


they all losing to each other. how lame. money may hasn't lost to any of those guys yet.

Mayweather needs to fight Pac

http://www.thurrockgazette.co.uk/resources/images/543724/?type=display

:o
...................

I will do.

Southpaw, could you send me 20k please?

Lets hope this fight is a good'un and they both go all out.

what happened to hoff?

I'm just pissing about in the kitchen, babes. Trying to pass somthing off as a meal, despite me lack of cooking skills.

Hows your cooking now?

me dog's just been in a fight with an alsatian, he held his own though.

Im cuntin' proud of the slag.

the boxer?

You're a wise man, Southpaw.

P4p true statement

Did you ****e yourself by accident?

that the real tony booth?

No but you can take what ever you want out of this lifesize R-Kelly doll.

http://www.zoilus.com/documents/RKellyManq.jpg


Msagrain gave it to me, he had it in his room, purely for a sparring partner in rap battling.

nice
..............

Mayweather needs to fight Pac
mayweather beats manny pk what you saying

Hoff, Raging and Southpaw - Caress me please.

who would you get to do this 2010?

My IQ has dropped like Audley since i took up drinking as a profession.

a force baby

Let's spam it up!

mayweather beats manny pk what you saying

I'm saying Pacquiao beats PED's in the process of beating Mayweather.

Mayweather needs to help Manny get off the PED's

Mayweather can't deal with anyone as fast as him, south paw and as physically gifted as him.

Mayweather Senior said that Manny had 6 months to get off the PED's

Mayweather jNR retired twice to get off it

My 500th post

I'm saying Pacquiao beats PED's in the process of beating Mayweather.

Mayweather needs to help Manny get off the PED's

Mayweather can't deal with anyone as fast as him, south paw and as physically gifted as him.

Mayweather Senior said that Manny had 6 months to get off the PED's

Mayweather jNR retired twice to get off it

My 500th post
lol nice response pk,fuk both of them,they are acting like little *****es

:peeright:Pac-PBF"peeleft:

That's like Hyena's man

it's true though.

lol, bringing up old posts

Don't get me started on Craps....

ok

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8 more hours baby!!!

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One of my better posts.

Katie Price is a filthy slut. I hope Harvey kills her in her sleep.

Joining in on Plat's fun.

I think I may have Klitschko tourettes :(

Ah, a bit of spam today I see. I wish I was drinking for this. It makes my mind flow more freely.

I think I may have Klitschko tourettes :(

Samuel Peter

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Suck my unit!

......................

if you watch ot youll see the only excuse's are
"calzaghe was too good"
"or lacey did nothing"
lacey didnt have the chance to let one off never mind land one!
calzaghe was just on form, his output was astonishing
fight of the year 2006!!!!!

_________________

Watched Calzaghe-Lacy earlier on. T'was a good laugh.

Gary Shaw asking the corner to pull Lacy out with 5 seconds left. :lol1:

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http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f121/asian_sensation201/calzaghe_lacy.gif

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Monster.

Prime Joe > Prime Tyson.

Watched Calzaghe-Lacy earlier on. T'was a good laugh.

I've got the DVD. Love the build up when Shaw compares Lacy to Tyson hahahaha

I've got the DVD. Love the build up when Shaw compares Lacy to Tyson hahahaha

The whole build-up was comedy gold. :usa:

1681712 point(s) total

I've got 257566, he wins. :(

He just will not be denied. He's gone! He's got absolutely nuffink left!

He's being worked over and he doesn't like it.

Left hook Lacy is da futurrrrr!

Sunday, bloody Sunday.

Sunday, bloody Sunday.

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Sunday, bloody Sunday.

It was a damn fine night, Clyde.

Sunday, bloody Sunday.

work, bloody work....

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work, bloody work....

At least you're doing something constructive with your time today. I'm wanking to ****, posting here, and watching movies.

It was a damn fine night, Clyde.

Don't keep me waiting. :popcorn:

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I'm not Irish. But I like the Leprechaun movies.

At least you're doing something constructive with your time today. I'm wanking to ****, posting here, and watching movies.



Don't keep me waiting. :popcorn:

true, i can wank at work.. post at work... watch movies at work....

i just can't find **** to watch

i'd much rather be home drinking playing PS3 though

:nonono:

true, i can wank at work.. post at work... watch movies at work....

i just can't find **** to watch

i'd much rather be home drinking playing PS3 though

:nonono:

If you've freedom to wank at work, findtubes is your friend. I only recently had a good spankin' at work for the first time. If it could be done with impunity I'd have a vicious right hand. I'm no longer a gamer, but drinking will come soon. I need a meal first.

If you've freedom to wank at work, findtubes is your friend. I only recently had a good spankin' at work for the first time. If it could be done with impunity I'd have a vicious right hand. I'm no longer a gamer, but drinking will come soon. I need a meal first.

my network is filtered

:nonono:

cunts

I'm not Irish. But I like the Leprechaun movies.

Give me a shilling or there'll be a killin'

just looked through the top 50 movies of 2009 and top 20 of 2010

and


NOTHING


:(

just looked through the top 50 movies of 2009 and top 20 of 2010

and


NOTHING


:(

You know any good stream sites for films bro?

I use stagevu but takes ages to load.

Don't keep me waiting. :popcorn:


From about midnight to 3am we wandered the streets with our super soakers. I was carrying a bag filled with bottles of piss to reload.... no one was safe, Clyde. We hit people on their own or in groups. I think most people thought we were spraying them with water, they were too drunk to know better.
It kicked off a bit at one point. We got into a scuffle with a couple of blokes who didn't take kindly to having pissed sprayed into their faces. A couple of bruises and scratches, but nothing major.

The highlight was the piss brick. We went back to my house and got it out of the freezer, then made our way to one of me mate's neighbours places. Hurled the brick through the window and ran. I had an adrenaline rush like a rapist in the bushes, Clyde.
Me mate told me that a police car showed up at the neighbour's house some time later.

A good night.

How did your piss brick go?

my network is filtered

:nonono:

cunts

Ever wanked through sheer concentration? No vids, no mags, just your own thoughts. Think hard about your girl, or some other girl you shagged before. When you get hard, go hard. Not as good as vids, but I've done it on occasion. It works.

Give me a shilling or there'll be a killin'

It's not nice to steal gold coins from a Leprechaun. bad shop owner. Bad shop owner.

You know any good stream sites for films bro?

I use stagevu but takes ages to load.

not really, i used to but they all changed.... i just download now TBH

Ever wanked through sheer concentration? No vids, no mags, just your own thoughts. Think hard about your girl, or some other girl you shagged before. When you get hard, go hard. Not as good as vids, but I've done it on occasion. It works.


at least one in three wanks is this method


true story....

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Epstein was right to tell them to sling the leather.

From about midnight to 3am we wandered the streets with our super soakers. I was carrying a bag filled with bottles of piss to reload.... no one was safe, Clyde. We hit people on their own or in groups. I think most people thought we were spraying them with water, they were too drunk to know better.
It kicked off a bit at one point. We got into a scuffle with a couple of blokes who didn't take kindly to having pissed sprayed into their faces. A couple of bruises and scratches, but nothing major.

The highlight was the piss brick. We went back to my house and got it out of the freezer, then made our way to one of me mate's neighbours places. Hurled the brick through the windows and ran. I had an adrenaline rush like a rapist in the bushes, Clyde.
Me mate told me that a police car showed up at the neighbour's house some time later.

A good night.

How did your piss brick go?

This recollection of events brings warmth to my heart and a smile to my face mate. Glad to see you made it out alright. I told you that piss brick would be the shank of the evening. :lol1:

I met the rest of Hurricane Clyde at the pub up the road Friday night. Slammed down drafts until we were absolutely not thinking straight, then went on our way. We managed to catch a few people outside this time, let them have it drive by style. Not gutsy enough to do it on foot, and the hit and run adds a bit of charm to it all.

Then the brick grand finale. We had to sort out a random victim, since we had no neighbors we disliked quite that much. Settled on a house with apparently no one home. I was so drunk, I botched my first throw. It was so sloppy and I was laughing so hard the window didn't even break. Had to pick it up and try again. Light didn't come on right away, but it came on just as I shattered the window with my second attempt. :lol1:

We rushed back to the car and got back to my house before any police activity started. I don't remember where exactly the brick house was. I hope it wasn't in my neighborhood. I got too smashed to remember.

"To be the Pete Best of a band was to be the one in the bath when opportunity knocked."

Sounds like a reet good evening. Never did anything like this as a teenager meself.
The piss brick is great as the evidence melts away.. unless the house owners try to preserve it in the freezer. My brick was still 10 minutes fresh from the freezer and would take quite a while to melt.

On sober reflection, do you feel guilty about what yer've done? I can't say that I do.

Left hook Lacy is da futurrrrr!

left hook tua (the poster) probably would put up a better fight against joe than lacy.

he certainly can't do any worse.

Sounds like a reet good evening. Never did anything like this as a teenager meself.
The piss brick is great as the evidence melts away.. unless the house owners try to preserve it in the freezer. My brick was still 10 minutes fresh from the freezer and would take quite a while to melt.

On sober reflection, do you feel guilty about what yer've done? I can't say that I do.

I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse for it. This is all my fear of domesticity coming to the forefront. Already begun payment for the ring, so I've got precious little time left. So round up the boys, get drunk, and do incredibly stupid things, just because it's funny.

I owe you a debt of gratitude for suggesting the piss bricks Southpaw. Screw guilt. I only regret not coming up with this idea as a boy, at least the frozen piss part anyway.

I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse for it. This is all my fear of domesticity coming to the forefront. Already begun payment for the ring, so I've got precious little time left. So round up the boys, get drunk, and do incredibly stupid things, just because it's funny.

I owe you a debt of gratitude for suggesting the piss bricks Southpaw. Screw guilt. I only regret not coming up with this idea as a boy, at least the frozen piss part anyway.

Aye, twas a moment of inspiration that piss brick was. Now I know how Einstein felt when he inadvertently invented the Atomic bomb.
I wasted me teenage years too, Clyde. Gonna make up for it now though... this is gonna become my thing for 2010.

Aye, twas a moment of inspiration that piss brick was. Now I know how Einstein felt when he inadvertently invented the Atomic bomb.
I wasted me teenage years too, Clyde. Gonna make up for it now though... this is gonna become my thing for 2010.

Oh yes, I said **** it, saved my piss pan for future use. The spray guns have already become a fixture the last 3 weekends. Now the brick comes into play. I expect my mates to have a brick of their own next time too. Our new man didn't show, but it's only a matter of time before recruiting kicks in. Hurricane Clyde is only getting stronger. I'm not stopping until we get shot or arrested. :D

6 more hours

:headbang:

Oh yes, I said **** it, saved my piss pan for future use. The spray guns have already become a fixture the last 3 weekends. Now the brick comes into play. I expect my mates to have a brick of their own next time too. Our new man didn't show, but it's only a matter of time before recruiting kicks in. Hurricane Clyde is only getting stronger. I'm not stopping until we get shot or arrested. :D

I think I'll be doing the driveby thing in the future. Things could easily have gotten out of control.
My dream is to have two cars working together. We keep in touch via phone and plan a duel attack.

would you cunts quit talking such serious ****?!?!?!

would you cunts quit talking such serious ****?!?!?!

Agreed.

I can't make head nor tails of such drivel.

would you cunts quit talking such serious ****?!?!?!

We've rediscovered our teenage years, Vet. You're too past it to understand.

Agreed.

I can't make head nor tails of such drivel.

Stay out of this, old man.

Fill me in - what is a 'Piss Brick'?

Agreed.

I can't make head nor tails of such drivel.

dont ever leave me laddie...

We've rediscovered our teenage years, Vet. You're too past it to understand.

aye, pretty soon i'll be looking to rediscover my 20s


:sad2:

Fill me in - what is a 'Piss Brick'?

Which do you want first?

Me to fill you in, or answer your question?

Which do you want first?

Me to fill you in, or answer your question?

Cant you multitask?

Cant you multitask?

Not after a curry.

And I'm having trouble with me belt. Tis a reet cunt.

The Yank influence in Glasgow:

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SMH.

The Yank influence in Glasgow:

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SMH.

Glasgow in the 80's or was it made last week?

i made a cum brick once

Glasgow in the 80's or was it made last week?

The 1880s, aye.

How the **** is it going, cunts?

How the **** is it going, cunts?

slow n steady wins the race....

The 1880s, aye.

Moon Pie.... what a time to be alive.

How the **** is it going, cunts?

How were the Comedian fellas?

i made a cum brick once

Thought crossed my mind Thursday night. Didn't act on it though.

Cum ice cubes.

Cum ice cubes.

Aye, that's what I meant. If I wanted to do that, I'd be a donation guy at the cryosperm bank. Those guys reportedly get a nice chunk of change to give deposits.

Just want to post, "Viva Mexico."

Thank you mates.

Just want to post, "Viva Mexico."

Thank you mates.

You always welcome here, buddy.

How were the Comedian fellas?

Pretty good. There was a bloke (forget his name, but he was English and his initials were RH) who was pretty good. Herring was good, as always. Rich Hall was good, seemed drunk and was mostly improvising as far as I could tell, mainly talked about how Brit chocolate is better than Yank chocolate, and his experiences trying to teach a bunch of Brits to play baseball.

Stewart Lee was good, but finished on a song about David Cameron, performed with his vocals and acoustic guitar work. Not sure that was the way to end things, but I liked his long story about meeting and working with Cameron and what a cunt he was, which ended with him admitting that none of it was true.

Pretty good. There was a bloke (forget his name, but he was English and his initials were RH) who was pretty good. Herring was good, as always. Rich Hall was good, seemed drunk and was mostly improvising as far as I could tell, mainly talked about how Brit chocolate is better than Yank chocolate, and his experiences trying to teach a bunch of Brits to play baseball.

Stewart Lee was good, but finished on a song about David Cameron, performed with his vocals and acoustic guitar work. Not sure that was the way to end things, but I liked his long story about meeting and working with Cameron and what a cunt he was, which ended with him admitting that none of it was true.

Were you sozzled during it?

Just want to post, "Viva Mexico."

Thank you mates.

Mexico is fine, but being a vegan...not sure that's worth the sacrifice. How are you gonna piss everyone off with your eggy farts if you're a vegan?

Cum ice cubes.

Apparently if you make vodka ice cubes and stick them up your arse, you get drunk as they melt. It's pretty hard to make vodka ice cubes though, as it doesn't freeze in a normal freezer, so I just had laddie shoot a load of his 99% proof special juice up there instead. Worked a treat so it did.

Mexico is fine, but being a vegan...not sure that's worth the sacrifice. How are you gonna piss everyone off with your eggy farts if you're a vegan?



Apparently if you make vodka ice cubes and stick them up your arse, you get drunk as they melt. It's pretty hard to make vodka ice cubes though, as it doesn't freeze in a normal freezer, so I just had laddie shoot a load of his 99% proof special juice up there instead. Worked a treat so it did.

Aye, Laddie > Vodka

Were you sozzled during it?

I was about 65% of the way there. Right now I'm drunk enough to make spelling errors, but not drunk enough to sexually assault a nun, so it's obviously time for another pint.

I was about 65% of the way there. Right now I'm drunk enough to make spelling errors, but not drunk enough to sexually assault a nun, so it's obviously time for another pint.

This post makes me want to drink.

Pretty good. There was a bloke (forget his name, but he was English and his initials were RH) who was pretty good. Herring was good, as always. Rich Hall was good, seemed drunk and was mostly improvising as far as I could tell, mainly talked about how Brit chocolate is better than Yank chocolate, and his experiences trying to teach a bunch of Brits to play baseball.

Stewart Lee was good, but finished on a song about David Cameron, performed with his vocals and acoustic guitar work. Not sure that was the way to end things, but I liked his long story about meeting and working with Cameron and what a cunt he was, which ended with him admitting that none of it was true.

:lol1: :lol1:

Is that thing you were going with the Film beezy with?

:lol1: :lol1:

Is that thing you were going with the Film beezy with?

Yeah, this was the main guy:

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Mexico is fine, but being a vegan...not sure that's worth the sacrifice. How are you gonna piss everyone off with your eggy farts if you're a vegan?

Actually I love vegan food it's healthy and delicious its just a matter of getting use to it.

Vegan fart smells way better compared to carnivores.

Actually I love vegan food it's healthy and delicious its just a matter of getting use to it.

Vegan fart smells way better compared to carnivores.

:wtf:

:lol1::lol1:

Yeah, this was the main guy:

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Lulz. Who did you and she like the best? :D

Lulz. Who did you and she like the best? :D

They were all good, if I had to pick one based solely upon tonight's performances I guess it would be Rich Hall

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/festivals/richhall2.jpg

:wtf:

:lol1::lol1:

It's true, my older brother is the only carnivore in our family and each time he farts the whole family needs to vacate the house.

It's true, my older brother is the only carnivore in our family and each time he farts the whole family needs to vacate the house.

This account>Gorilla Dogs.

This account>Gorilla Dogs.

You're the fourth member to accused me of being an alt. :nonono:

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They were all good, if I had to pick one based solely upon tonight's performances I guess it would be Rich Hall

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/festivals/richhall2.jpg

Lulz, a Yank was there? :D

i made a cum brick once

did you throw it at some immigrants passing by riding in a car?



that's what southpaw and i would have done.

only time i hang out is to throw rocks and bricks with laddie and southpaw.

at immigrants with paw and the orange parade with laddie.

Do Yanks understand metaphors or similes?

I know the concepts of irony and dry humour are above 99% of you.

Do Yanks understand metaphors or similes?

I know the concepts of irony and dry humour are above 99% of you.

Not a chance pal. I've spent all night toying with them on a mini troll mission, and none of them even get that.

They are definately and under-class.

Even Tua fell into my trap, but he's a fat Downs Syndrome so is expected really.

did you throw it at some immigrants passing by riding in a car?



that's what southpaw and i would have done.

only time i hang out is to throw rocks and bricks with laddie and southpaw.

at immigrants with paw and the orange parade with laddie.

u da man

_______

Do Yanks understand metaphors or similes?

I know the concepts of irony and dry humour are above 99% of you.

how the feck should i know?

people found out i was really a brit alt pretending to be a yank when they realized i knew what sarcasm was.

how the feck should i know?

people found out i was really a brit alt pretending to be a yank when they realized i knew what sarcasm was.

How's Cornwall?

FAT CORNISH LAD: Marciano is the greatest light heavyweight fighter of all time!

IGNORANT YANK: Stupid. Marciano is a heavyweight.



:nonono:

Thicker than molasses......


Next thing you know , someone will tell me Hopkins is not a great welterweight fighter.

How's Cornwall?

weather's been good lately.

should be a comfortable week.

FAT CORNISH LAD: Marciano is the greatest light heavyweight fighter of all time!

IGNORANT YANK: Stupid. Marciano is a heavyweight.



:nonono:

Thicker than molasses......


Next thing you know , someone will tell me Hopkins is not a great welterweight fighter.

Yup, that was a comical moment.

Best Mexican vs. Mexican Rivalry?

A} Marco Antonio Barrera vs. Erik Morales

B} Rafael Marquez vs. Israel Vazquez

C} Juan Manuel Marquez's throat vs. hung Mexican donkey's penis

To a time-traveler - Marciano could be a heavyweight.

best mexican vs. Mexican rivalry?

A} marco antonio barrera vs. Erik morales

b} rafael marquez vs. Israel vazquez

c} juan manuel marquez's throat vs. Hung mexican donkey's penis

c, a, b............

Best Mexican vs. Mexican Rivalry?

A} Marco Antonio Barrera vs. Erik Morales

B} Rafael Marquez vs. Israel Vazquez

C} Juan Manuel Marquez's throat vs. hung Mexican donkey's penis

D} All the Above

This is what happens when you have to goad a wild animal to prove your masculinity:

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Yup, that was a comical moment.

NSB is more tolerable for me today because of last night.

arguing with my pops last night about boxing when i came by to watch the fight.

the old man has awful boxing tastes.

he likes leonard and hearns over duran and hagler.

he thinks teofilo stevenson beats david tua.

he even convinced me michael moorer could have been one of the greats if he had been more dedicated.

senile old fart.

he's stubborn and argumentative too. thank god i didn't take after him.

This is what happens when you have to goad a wild animal to prove your masculinity:

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Aye, poetic justice.

To a time-traveler - Marciano could be a heavyweight.
frank bruno would beat rocky marciano.

danny williams would beat rocky marciano.

audley harrison would beat rocky marciano.

david haye would beat rocky marciano.

hell , enzo macarinelli would give him a go.



maybe he can beat sir 'enry cooper but sir 'enry had the power to knock ali unconscious for 2 whole minutes.

frank bruno would beat rocky marciano.

danny williams would beat rocky marciano.

audley harrison would beat rocky marciano.

david haye would beat rocky marciano.

hell , enzo macarinelli would give him a go.



maybe he can beat sir 'enry cooper but sir 'enry had the power to knock ali unconscious for 2 whole minutes.

Ali was up at 3 and was straight into the next round as soon as the the bell rang.

You're not one of these idiots who believes Ali was 'Out of it' are you?

Great uppercut.

Ali was up at 3 and was straight into the next round as soon as the the bell rang.

You're not one of these idiots who believes Ali was 'Out of it' are you?

ali was out for a total of 3 minutes. i counted.

ali was out for a total of 3 minutes. i counted.

Yeah, you counted the EDITED footage.

I've read the Ringside reports and seen the actual footage, and Ali gets hit by a great shot; gets up well before the count of 5; goes to his corner; gets the smelling salt treatment, and is back in the ring.

Anyone remember when I said I can finally run 5 miles? Well I just mapped out the park I run at in mapquest and turns out it's actually 7 miles exactly. I'm a beast!

That is all. As you were.

Anyone remember when I said I can finally run 5 miles? Well I just mapped out the park I run at in mapquest and turns out it's actually 7 miles exactly. I'm a beast!

That is all. As you were.

And you'd better run, pal!

Anyone remember when I said I can finally run 5 miles? Well I just mapped out the park I run at in mapquest and turns out it's actually 7 miles exactly. I'm a beast!

That is all. As you were.

I'd like to nosh you off now.

Yeah, you counted the EDITED footage.

I've read the Ringside reports and seen the actual footage, and Ali gets hit by a great shot; gets up well before the count of 5; goes to his corner; gets the smelling salt treatment, and is back in the ring.

Bias brit f.ags!

Anyone remember when I said I can finally run 5 miles? Well I just mapped out the park I run at in mapquest and turns out it's actually 7 miles exactly. I'm a beast!

That is all. As you were.

Bollocks, I'd still spark you out.

Cheryl Cole added me on Facebook. Told her she was shot.

Was trying to find some Beezies on Bebo today. No such luck.