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JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:28 PM
morning, whats going on

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:29 PM
morning, whats going on

just had a chicken supper from the chippie ( fish and chips shop)
:D

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:31 PM
sounds good, I just woke up and have no coffee so I'm sipping on some coke

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:35 PM
sounds good, I just woke up and have no coffee so I'm sipping on some coke

i drank a pint of coffe once extra strong and was having heart palpitations :D

im drinking a black russian right now

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:36 PM
i wish I could drink, I have to go back to work tonight

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:37 PM
i wish I could drink, I have to go back to work tonight

if only u lived in britain u could live on welfare and fake disability no need to work ever again :cool:

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:39 PM
HAHAHA...well, I used to live there...how many hours are you ahead of my right now? its 10:39 AM here on the west coast

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:40 PM
its 19:39 here

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:40 PM
evening limey lang :D

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:41 PM
its 19:39 here

9 hours then...gotta remember that

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:41 PM
evening limey lang :D

evening miss boxclever :cool:

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:41 PM
evening limey lang :D
whats going on

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
HAHAHA...well, I used to live there...how many hours are you ahead of my right now? its 10:39 AM here on the west coast

hiya m8 you ok :)

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
whats going on

i'm just on the briefest of visits so just saying hi :)

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
hiya m8 you ok :)
good and you? I just woke upa bit ago...I actually have to go back to work tonight :D

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:44 PM
evening miss boxclever :cool:

well hello there ;)

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 02:45 PM
well hello there ;)

the other woman in my life has just left ;)

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:47 PM
good and you? I just woke upa bit ago...I actually have to go back to work tonight :D

ooooh not such a good feeling is it? :(

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:47 PM
the other woman in my life has just left ;)

how lovely for you :(

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:48 PM
ooooh not such a good feeling is it? :(
not really...work is over-rated ;) anyhting interesting happen today?

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:51 PM
not really...work is over-rated ;) anyhting interesting happen today?

no just a bit of a ****ty day, never mind life goes on :cool:

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:52 PM
there you go :) think possitive, it will be all good :cool:

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:53 PM
there you go :) think possitive, it will be all good :cool:

positivity always good. :)

JDizzle79
03-29-2006, 02:54 PM
i wish thinking possitively would make this cold I have dissappear, its all good though, I feeling a bit better as of late

Boxclever
03-29-2006, 02:56 PM
i wish thinking possitively would make this cold I have dissappear, its all good though, I feeling a bit better as of late

glad to hear it. :)

RwK
03-29-2006, 05:02 PM
i drank a pint of coffe once extra strong and was having heart palpitations :D

im drinking a black russian right now

That's good taste mate.

I'm going to drink a pint of coffee myself: Make that 2 and black.

The Noose
03-29-2006, 05:53 PM
positivity always good. :)

H.I.V. :(

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 06:14 PM
9 hours then...gotta remember that
only until Sunday, then it will be 8 hours (they already sprang ahead). ;)

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 06:16 PM
i wish thinking possitively would make this cold I have dissappear, its all good though, I feeling a bit better as of late
drinking alcohol when you're sick probably won;t make you feel better. lol!
what kind of hours do you work?

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 06:16 PM
H.I.V. :(

:hitit: :cool:

Memorex
03-29-2006, 06:21 PM
que estas haciendo aqui carnal? LOL.
ver cuanto cabrones estan aqui :cool:

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 06:51 PM
*rubs eyes*
ello ello ...
where in the bloody hell am i? :confused:

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 06:53 PM
habla usted ingles ? :cool:

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 06:55 PM
*rubs eyes*
ello ello ...
where in the bloody hell am i? :confused:

hola guapo puedo comprarle una bebida ? :D

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 06:59 PM
hola guapo puedo comprarle una bebida ? :D
LOL! erm...i guess u weren;t offering me that drink were u? ;) :p

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:00 PM
LOL! erm...i guess u weren;t offering me that drink were u? ;) :p

yes what will it be ?

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:01 PM
habla usted ingles ? :cool:
of course, but no hablo espaņol

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:02 PM
yes what will it be ?
how about....hmmm.....
anything with vodka will do. ;)

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:02 PM
of course, but no hablo espaņol

:D :sombrero: ...

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:03 PM
how about....hmmm.....
anything with vodka will do. ;)

black russian or a white russian ?

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:09 PM
black russian or a white russian ?
i actual prefer a whilte russian but with bailey's irish cream instead of real cream :D

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:10 PM
i actual prefer a whilte russian but with bailey's irish cream instead of real cream :D

damn! thats some good taste i love baily's

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:12 PM
damn! thats some good taste i love baily's
me too. my favorite drink after dinner is bailey's on ice.

but its real yummy in a white russian :D

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:16 PM
me too. my favorite drink after dinner is bailey's on ice.

but its real yummy in a white russian :D

white russians are my new favourite drink

well one of many drinks :cool:

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:18 PM
white russians are my new favourite drink

well one of many drinks :cool:
u need to try it with bailey's now :)
tho i thought u were more of a stella man?

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:22 PM
u need to try it with bailey's now :)
tho i thought u were more of a stella man?

thats my beer of choice even though its a lager

white russian is my ****tail of choice

and i love jack daniels

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:24 PM
thats my beer of choice

white russian is my ****tail of choice

and i love jack daniels
good god. when i was 18 and 19, i used to drink jack. i would just do shots of it :eek:

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:26 PM
good god. when i was 18 and 19, i used to drink jack. i would just do shots of it :eek:

i went through a phase last year everyday i would drink a bottle of jack and go out and pick fights i got banned from every pub in my area a total of 10

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:45 PM
i went through a phase last year everyday i would drink a bottle of jack and go out and pick fights i got banned from every pub in my area a total of 10
i'd drink the whole bottle too, but it usually ended in me doing stupid things, not starting fights. lol

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:47 PM
i'd drink the whole bottle too, but it usually ended in me doing stupid things, not starting fights. lol

stupid things with sex toys in front of complete strangers :eek: ?

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:55 PM
stupid things with sex toys in front of complete strangers :eek: ?
no silly :D :p

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:55 PM
no silly :D :p

damn! another fantasy crushed

* FeistyWench *
03-29-2006, 07:57 PM
damn! another fantasy crushed
but i did do some things i am way too embarrassed to admit...
u can use your imagination

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 07:59 PM
but i did do some things i am way too embarrassed to admit...
u can use your imagination

no i cant i need lots of gory details :greddy2:

RwK
03-29-2006, 08:03 PM
:D :sombrero: ...

That little sombrero wearing Icon ****er is hilarious. It's even better when people post it completely off topic....like in one of Dino's threads.

He posted a picture of three Asian kids.....followed by that exact smiley. I thought it was hilarious...because he was trying to be racist, but couldn't find the asian smiley.

LOL.

Oasis_Lad
03-29-2006, 08:04 PM
That little sombrero wearing Icon ****er is hilarious. It's even better when people post it completely off topic....like in one of Dino's threads.

He posted a picture of three Asian kids.....followed by that exact smiley. I thought it was hilarious...because he was trying to be racist, but couldn't find the asian smiley.

LOL.

lmao typical dino :D

El Guapo
03-30-2006, 04:16 AM
eeeeeee.
laddie chatting wit rogue about sex AND alcohol :nono:

???
03-30-2006, 04:22 AM
Zzzzzzz....

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 10:29 AM
morning :dance: :op:

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 02:42 PM
no i cant i need lots of gory details :greddy2:

steady tiger ;)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 02:47 PM
steady tiger ;)

seeing u calm's me down

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 02:49 PM
seeing u calm's me down

you're not after Rogue as well are u? :p

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 02:50 PM
you're not after Rogue as well are u? :p

of course not me and rogue just have a bit of friendly banter
when both of our e-loves are missing in action

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 02:52 PM
of course not me and rogue just have a bit of friendly banter
when both of our e-loves are missing in action

i know :) Rogues my buddy anyway she wouldn't do that to me. :)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 02:54 PM
i know :) Rogues my buddy anyway she wouldn't do that to me. :)

and neither would i

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 02:56 PM
and neither would i

i know it :D

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 02:58 PM
i know it :D

limey lang has turned into the boxclever and laddie love in again
:D

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:00 PM
limey lang has turned into the boxclever and laddie love in again
:D

it's just us at the moment so i think it's allowed. :)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:02 PM
it's just us at the moment so i think it's allowed. :)

well if anyone is reading this right now you are more than welcome to talk filth with us

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:05 PM
well if anyone is reading this right now you are more than welcome to talk filth with us

stop that. :cool:

so i noticed you're into Resident Evil? i'm not really into games but i've played some of those. :)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:06 PM
stop that. :cool:

so i noticed you're into Resident Evil? i'm not really into games but i've played some of those. :)

it was the first game i fell in love with
the original of course and resident evil 4 is one of the best games ever

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:07 PM
it was the first game i fell in love with
the original of course and resident evil 4 is one of the best games ever

i actually completed the first one but it took me months. Blokes seem to complete them games in a week if not days :o

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:09 PM
i actually completed the first one but it took me months. Blokes seem to complete them games in a week if not days :o

yep! that sounds about right :cool:
i can actually complete resident evil 1 in 2 and a half hours

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:12 PM
yep! that sounds about right :cool:
i can actually complete resident evil 1 in 2 and a half hours

for gods sake how :confused: i really am crap aren't I?

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:15 PM
for gods sake how :confused: i really am crap aren't I?

its easy if u know exactly where to go staight from place to place
and only go for items that are essential and dont stop to kill zombies u can do it in 3 hours at least

and you probably are good

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:17 PM
its easy if u know exactly where to go staight from place to place
and only go for items that are essential and dont stop to kill zombies u can do it in 3 hours at least

and you probably are good

months to complete it :eek: but i was pleased with myself for persevering. :D

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:18 PM
months to complete it :eek: but i was pleased with myself for persevering. :D

yeah the first time takes a while because u dont know where to go

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:24 PM
yeah the first time takes a while because u dont know where to go

i get lost a lot run out of ammo and them little green herbs. :(

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:26 PM
i get lost a lot run out of ammo and them little green herbs. :(

:D once u complete it a few times u can go through the game and only need to use 1 or 2 herbs and 1 clip

the chests were annoying though

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:30 PM
:D once u complete it a few times u can go through the game and only need to use 1 or 2 herbs and 1 clip

the chests were annoying though

i doubt it. You maybe not me :o

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:31 PM
i doubt it. You maybe not me :o

so what other games did u play
any of the mario games ?

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:35 PM
so what other games did u play
any of the mario games ?

nope thought they were daft. i like strategic games. but like i said i'm not really a games player not like u lads. :)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:37 PM
nope thought they were daft. i like strategic games. but like i said i'm not really a games player not like u lads. :)

well we have games woman have what's the female equivalent of gaming ? :confused:

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:38 PM
well we have games woman have what's the female equivalent of gaming ? :confused:

clothes shopping? :) Vibrators :eek:

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:39 PM
clothes shopping? :) Vibrators :eek:

now im really going to enjoy my bath ;)

Boxclever
03-30-2006, 03:39 PM
now im really going to enjoy my bath ;)

night night huni ;)

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 03:42 PM
night night huni ;)

bye :cool: ....

LS-Injection
03-30-2006, 05:19 PM
I zink i shall do a alnighter :D what do you lot think of new avatar ?

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 05:26 PM
I zink i shall do a alnighter :D what do you lot think of new avatar ?
who gave winky the beating ?

LS-Injection
03-30-2006, 05:28 PM
The Hitman...i think lol...does it look o.k...?

Oasis_Lad
03-30-2006, 05:47 PM
The Hitman...i think lol...does it look o.k...?

yeah it looks cool you have had a few good avatars though

LS-Injection
03-30-2006, 07:37 PM
......huh ?

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 03:05 AM
what up Limey Lounge...anybody in here?

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:05 AM
morning friends how's life

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:06 AM
sucks cause I'm at work...its going to get better because I got friday and the whole weekend off

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:07 AM
sucks cause I'm at work...its going to get better because I got friday and the whole weekend off

yep after working the whole week it only makes the weekend soo much sweeter

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:08 AM
i'm trying to decide what I should be drinking this weekend...beer, whiskey, vodka, rum...so many choices, only three days off :D :friday:

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:11 AM
i'm trying to decide what I should be drinking this weekend...beer, whiskey, vodka, rum...so many choices, only three days off :D :friday:

how about mixing all of them in a giant jug :beerchug: :alcoholic

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:13 AM
how about mixing all of them in a giant jug :beerchug: :alcoholic

HAHAHAHA...can't do it man. the other day, i drank two forty's of O.E and after drank rum on the rocks and woke up with THE worst hang-over I've had in a while...trying to stay away from that pain again :D

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:14 AM
HAHAHAHA...can't do it man. the other day, i drank two forty's of O.E and after drank rum on the rocks and woke up with THE worst hang-over I've had in a while...trying to stay away from that pain again :D

yeah spirits give me hangovers sometimes wine

i can drink crate after crate of beer though and feel fine

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:16 AM
i can drink about 15 heinekins and be fine the next morning...maybe I'll do that then :headbang:

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:17 AM
i can drink about 15 heinekins and be fine the next morning...maybe I'll do that then :headbang:

they only thing with beer is u feel bloated after about 10
with all that gas in your stomach

beers are giving me quite the beer belly

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:18 AM
hahaha, yeah...I know longer have a six pack...more like a 4 pack on the good days...but beer tastes so damn GOOD...builds character I say

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:21 AM
hahaha, yeah...I know longer have a six pack...more like a 4 pack on the good days...but beer tastes so damn GOOD...builds character I say

beer= gods gift to lay abouts

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:21 AM
sure is...you got anything going this weekend

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:24 AM
sure is...you got anything going this weekend

well me birds coming round tonight so i might go out and get a bottle of wine and beers so i can have my wicked way with her

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:26 AM
hahaha...I might take mine out for dinner and maybe a movie before I decide to come home and get sloshed

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:27 AM
hahaha...I might take mine out for dinner and maybe a movie before I decide to come home and get sloshed

lucky lady the best my girl is getting is some cheap wind and maybe a kebab if she is lucky :cool:

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:30 AM
hahaha...well, I'm married so I have to pay some attention to her or she gets the dog after me and I don't get any for a while. I think its amazing how women can put that **** up on the shelf like that and not care about me not getting any...its cruel I tell, down-right inhumane

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:33 AM
hahaha...well, I'm married so I have to pay some attention to her or she gets the dog after me and I don't get any for a while. I think its amazing how women can put that **** up on the shelf like that and not care about me not getting any...its cruel I tell, down-right inhumane

i know they make u work for the sex so u have to earn it

cruel heartless *****es

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:35 AM
thats the story of my life...hahaha

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:39 AM
thats the story of my life...hahaha

well hopefully the alcohol will work its magic tonight
:alcoholic :la: :smileysex

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:46 AM
that sequence of smiley faces is just about right HAHAHA

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:49 AM
that sequence of smiley faces is just about right HAHAHA

im a perfectionist my smilies are my children

JDizzle79
03-31-2006, 07:54 AM
you forgot to throw these in right after the drinking part :boobies: hooray for boobies!

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:55 AM
you forgot to throw these in right after the drinking part :boobies: hooray for boobies!

:D yep hooray indeed!

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 09:17 AM
thought id drop a "aight"! so..... aight peeps, cant stay long, im at work.

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 09:31 AM
baz slacking off on the job :nono:

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 11:17 AM
afternoon you limey bastardos

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 02:24 PM
afternoon you limey bastardos

haha awright **** sucker :cool:

im off soon just thought id pop in to say hello

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:10 PM
haha awright **** sucker :cool:

im off soon just thought id pop in to say hello

no one talks trash talk to me :cool:

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:14 PM
anybody gonna show this ****ed-off drunkie some maddafackin love :p

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:15 PM
anybody gonna show this ****ed-off drunkie some maddafackin love :p

how much love ?

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:17 PM
how much love ?
well id settle for a half inch flange's worth

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:18 PM
well id settle for a half inch flange's worth

how about a gay blow and we never mention it to a living soul :cool:

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:21 PM
how about a gay blow and we never mention it to a living soul :cool:
how about i break some bad news to ya.....
you already blew me, the last time u got drunk. u were **** :p .
no way im even gonna consider giving u a 2nd chance aussie mofo

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:22 PM
how about i break some bad news to ya.....
you already blew me, the last time u got drunk. u were **** :p .
no way im even gonna consider giving u a 2nd chance aussie mofo

:crying: i tried my best you big dicked bastard

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:24 PM
:crying: i tried my best you big dicked bastard
u were obviously too drunk to remember...im a female. with fanny flaps.

i aint never had a **** :eek:

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:25 PM
u were obviously too drunk to remember...im a female. with fanny flaps.

i aint never had a **** :eek:

so what ****ed me up the arse that night then :confused:

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:27 PM
so what ****ed me up the arse that night then :confused:
u ever seen that jim carrey / rene zelwigger movie, "me myself & irene"

its all about the rubber mastadon :D

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:29 PM
u ever seen that jim carrey / rene zelwigger movie, "me myself & irene"

its all about the rubber mastadon :D

" well look who joined the party" :eek:

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:36 PM
" well look who joined the party" :eek:
or as us northerners say....."ow"

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:37 PM
or as us northerners say....."ow"

or as i say "you call that thick"

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:42 PM
or as i say "you call that thick"
we call the whole "dildo in ass" process "run of the mill" :p

TheHoff'sGhost
03-31-2006, 04:44 PM
we call the whole "dildo in ass" process "run of the mill" :p

i call it friday night

Sn1gger
03-31-2006, 04:58 PM
i call it friday night
sorry for the delay in my reply. v-bookie has 5 bets, with some
very interesting odds, both mathematically & historically :p sweet

???
03-31-2006, 07:01 PM
Anyone here?

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:03 PM
Anyone here?

hello you sexy aussie :cool:

???
03-31-2006, 07:07 PM
hello you sexy aussie :cool:lol. You see the vBookie bets? They're confusing.

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:09 PM
lol. You see the vBookie bets? They're confusing.

i have never understood bookies

2/1 15/1 43/1 :confused:

whats that supposed to mean ?

???
03-31-2006, 07:13 PM
i have never understood bookies

2/1 15/1 43/1 :confused:

whats that supposed to mean ?The odds of it happening. e.g 2/1 theres a two in one chance that it will happen and so on...:eek:

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:14 PM
The odds of it happening. e.g 2/1 theres a two in one chance that it will happen and so on...:eek:

so what does 49/8 mean ? money wise say i put 10 on that and i won what would i get back

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:19 PM
so what does 49/8 mean ? money wise say i put 10 on that and i won what would i get back
for every 8 quid, you get 49 back if you win i thinks!

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:20 PM
for every 8 quid, you get 49 back if you win i thinks!

hahahahahahahhaha!!! ;)

have u been lucky ?

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:21 PM
hahahahahahahhaha!!! ;)

have u been lucky ?
on what???

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:26 PM
on what???

life ;) ?

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:33 PM
life ;) ?
well yes and no..... as ever.
i been out tonight at my mates and his sister was about wit his girl,
eerrrmmm,
i got into another fight lmao :firedevil , chavs again......... pissed ones n all.
one shouted fat cunt at me.... i dont think he knows me so he musta just said it coz im biggish,
so i said "ya wot??" and he said it again and i "clocked" the ****er half way through his offencive words, then his mate threw a kebab at us, so i picked it up lmao, (i thought this was real funny).... and i slapped it in his face then just pushed him over.... end lmao.

so yes and no!

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:36 PM
well yes and no..... as ever.
i been out tonight at my mates and his sister was about wit his girl,
eerrrmmm,
i got into another fight lmao :firedevil , chavs again......... pissed ones n all.
one shouted fat cunt at me.... i dont think he knows me so he musta just said it coz im biggish,
so i said "ya wot??" and he said it again and i "clocked" the ****er half way through his offencive words, then his mate threw a kebab at us, so i picked it up lmao, (i thought this was real funny).... and i slapped it in his face then just pushed him over.... end lmao.

so yes and no!

hahah your night sounds great!

???
03-31-2006, 07:39 PM
so what does 49/8 mean ? money wise say i put 10 on that and i won what would i get backI don't know abou that but if it's e.g. 8/1 you would get eight times what you betted.

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:41 PM
hahah your night sounds great!
yep, a nice little play around...... then a nice big play around lmao.
anyway this chav with the kebab slapped across his face.... he wa the uglyest, meanest looking twat i ever seen, i had to smack him with style hahaha,

so hows your night bin?

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:42 PM
I don't know abou that but if it's e.g. 8/1 you would get eight times what you betted.

yeah i understand those odds easy

its just the 5/4 or 8/7

those sort of fractions always ****ed me up in class

???
03-31-2006, 07:50 PM
yeah i understand those odds easy

its just the 5/4 or 8/7

those sort of fractions always ****ed me up in classAsk Rick or BPP.

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:51 PM
Ask Rick or BPP.

hahaa

nah im too :cool: for that

???
03-31-2006, 07:52 PM
hahaa

nah im too :cool: for that:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:53 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

so have u seen chopper

about mark chopper reid ?

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:55 PM
so have u seen chopper

about mark chopper reid ?
was he a murderer?

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:56 PM
was he a murderer?

no he has killed people but he is more a criminal than a murderer

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 07:58 PM
no he has killed people but he is more a criminal than a murderer
has it been on previously???
it sounds familiar!

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 07:59 PM
has it been on previously???
it sounds familiar!

no idea

my boxclever is away :(

and rogue is gone too

???
03-31-2006, 08:01 PM
so have u seen chopper

about mark chopper reid ?Don't think so.

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 08:02 PM
no idea

my boxclever is away :(

and rogue is gone too
o dear.... no rogue, i had my 3rd thai fight last night so i missed everyone :( .

???
03-31-2006, 08:05 PM
o dear.... no rogue, i had my 3rd thai fight last night so i missed everyone :( .They'll be back...:cool:

The Noose
03-31-2006, 08:07 PM
Chopper is a great film.

Im surprised ??? aint heard of it. I thought he was a bit of a celebrity in Australia.

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 08:08 PM
Chopper is a great film.

Im surprised ??? aint heard of it. I thought he was a bit of a celebrity in Australia.

exactly eric bana :cool:

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 08:09 PM
Chopper is a great film.

Im surprised ??? aint heard of it. I thought he was a bit of a celebrity in Australia.
ahhh yes i know i remember, chopper, i didnt like him at all!

???
03-31-2006, 08:10 PM
exactly eric bana :cool:Ah, that movie. :rolleyes:

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 08:15 PM
skeltons fighting on saturay then....
predictions........
mine is he will probz win, you know, he cant loose 2 in a row now :rolleyes: ,
but i do want him to get ko'ed outta the ring and him break his neck and penis. :D

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 08:20 PM
hellooooo

rsgrgregrggrgw

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 08:22 PM
hellooooo

rsgrgregrggrgw

what up! ...

???
03-31-2006, 08:25 PM
hellooooo



rsgrgregrggrgwYes.......?

El Guapo
03-31-2006, 08:26 PM
what up! ...
just thought peeps had gone!
keeping you on your toes.

so i been wanting to ask about ressie 4 some more plz...
do you fight zombies init still and are the controls and camera views decent???

???
03-31-2006, 08:47 PM
Now have you guys gone now...?

Oasis_Lad
03-31-2006, 08:48 PM
im here ....

???
03-31-2006, 08:49 PM
im here ....Okay...just watched lost after the one which tells you how the others got here.

???
03-31-2006, 08:58 PM
I didn't realise it but OASIS_LAD your're ahead of me in posts.

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 05:16 AM
so what does 49/8 mean ? money wise say i put 10 on that and i won what would i get back
divide 49 by 8 and thats what ur actual odds are.
6.125/1

JDizzle79
04-01-2006, 05:18 AM
hahahaha, you crazy bloke bastard...I HATE MATH!!!

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 06:03 AM
hahahaha, you crazy bloke bastard...I HATE MATH!!!
i used the windows calculator..under accessories in ur start menu.
if the 2nd number isnt one its because the odds are decimalised.
so they keep multiplying the number until there are no decimal points.
therefore 7/2 is 3.5/1 or 5/2 is 2.5/1 etc

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 06:57 AM
morning im feeling good and a little sore ;)

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 07:18 AM
morning im feeling good and a little sore ;)
ur ass.....damn its all that scottish love u gettin

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 07:20 AM
ur ass.....damn its all that scottish love u gettin

hahah what up ol' dirty u stoned :cool:

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 07:27 AM
hahah what up ol' dirty u stoned :cool:
yeah, meant to be painting living room today, but im only person awake :D

yeah, stoned...you drinkin ?

ive just murdered another load of peeps, upto 148 now :D

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 07:28 AM
yeah, meant to be painting living room today, but im only person awake :D

yeah, stoned...you drinkin ?

yep! i woke up still a little drunk and instantly went for a beer

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 07:34 AM
yep! i woke up still a little drunk and instantly went for a beer
my brothers done that, & hes gotta work later, with the women he went
out drinking with last night. prolly some drugs involved too...pissheads :D

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 07:37 AM
my brothers done that, & hes gotta work later, with the women he went
out drinking with last night. prolly some drugs involved too...pissheads :D

i had some loving with me bird no drugs though :(

those damn noob peeps sooo gullible so easily broken

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 07:46 AM
those damn noob peeps sooo gullible so easily broken
what are you referring to :confused:

u got laid too :confused:

so what species was she :confused:

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 07:48 AM
what are you referring to :confused:

u got laid too :confused:

so what species was she :confused:

scottish species :D

damn good looking i'll try to get her to let me post a pic

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 07:49 AM
cool, cant wait. i heard those scottish haggis hoes are rare indeed ;)

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 07:51 AM
cool, cant wait. i heard those scottish haggis hoes are rare indeed ;)

lmao she's some fine meat that's for sure ;)

u ever had haggis maybe a deep fried mars bar ?

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 08:02 AM
lmao she's some fine meat that's for sure ;)

u ever had haggis maybe a deep fried mars bar ?
never had haggis, love my battuh mar bar :D (ch1nks say it like that)

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 08:03 AM
never had haggis, love my battuh mar bar :D (ch1nks say it like that)

ch1nks hahahahha :D

ch1nks make great food though

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 08:07 AM
ch1nks hahahahha :D

ch1nks make great food though
the chippy i got it from was run by a ch1nk couple.
there mother was so senile that she just used to sit at the counter
and hand her daughter carrier bags whenever she said "bag". classic

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 08:09 AM
the chippy i got it from was run by a ch1nk couple.
there mother was so senile that she just used to sit at the counter
and hand her daughter carrier bags whenever she said "bag". classic

lmfao hahahahaha i may have to visit this chippie just for that spectacle

Sn1gger
04-01-2006, 08:23 AM
lmfao hahahahaha i may have to visit this chippie just for that spectacle
"huh"

or

"bag"

its in patcham, east sussex :D

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 08:32 AM
"huh"

or

"bag"

its in patcham, east sussex :D

check these new red dwarf vids on youtube fantastic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f2HMteV_ts&search=sci%20fi%20comedy%20bbc%20red%20dwarf#comme nt

there are also ones based on food and love

great stuff

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 09:14 AM
aight bastards!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 09:19 AM
aight bastards!

awright queer :D

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 09:21 AM
awright queer :D
yea im strange not gay......
hows saturday for you? i got a massive headache and my legs are soooo dead!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 09:32 AM
yea im strange not gay......
hows saturday for you? i got a massive headache and my legs are soooo dead!

hahahah! well i had a great time last night ;)

im drinking right now :cool:

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 09:33 AM
well im off lmao,
enjoy.......!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 09:35 AM
well im off lmao,
enjoy.......!

were you off to a gay bar ? :D

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 11:25 AM
were you off to a gay bar ? :D
no, im in a right mood today so i went to hit the heavy bag!!!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 11:26 AM
no, im in a right mood today so i went to hit the heavy bag!!!

did ye give it a right good pasting ?

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 11:36 AM
did ye give it a right good pasting ?
i em...... gave it everything but its ard to beat a punch bag..... :mad:

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 11:41 AM
so what you get up to last night?

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 11:52 AM
so what you get up to last night?

everything! :D

man it was a great night

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:05 PM
everything! :D

man it was a great night
whats everything when its at home?

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:08 PM
whats everything when its at home?

lots of sleazy greasy slippery sex

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:14 PM
lots of sleazy greasy slippery sex
o' did you have a bacon bash-up, and grease each other up hahaha!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:16 PM
o' did you have a bacon bash-up, and grease each other up hahaha!

no bacon involved wish there was though :(

im off to the shop for beers be back in 10

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:19 PM
no bacon involved wish there was though :(

im off to the shop for beers be back in 10
aight man..

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:42 PM
aight man..

im back shop was out of crates :(
had to get 12 cans

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:45 PM
im back shop was out of crates :(
had to get 12 cans
yes... you bought them all out last night !huh!?

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:46 PM
yes... you bought them all out last night !huh!?

i wish i had

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:49 PM
i wish i had
i guess you two get along ok then

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:50 PM
i guess you two get along ok then

we do im loving it

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:52 PM
we do im loving it
well just remember, to much of a good thing........... ;)

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 12:53 PM
well just remember, to much of a good thing........... ;)

is a good thing ;)

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 12:56 PM
is a good thing ;)
whatever lol.

so is she tight? or do you like them loose hahaha!

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 01:00 PM
well im off laddie... bye!!!!!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 01:01 PM
catch you later

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 02:25 PM
wow fell asleep for about half an hour there

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:07 PM
wow fell asleep for about half an hour there
at the computer lol???

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:08 PM
at the computer lol???

yep! i have been drinking since i woke up

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:11 PM
yep! i have been drinking since i woke up
o man that sounds bad, since you woke up!
cant get enuf huh?

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:12 PM
o man that sounds bad, since you woke up!
cant get enuf huh?

no i cant

i love me beer :hitit:

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:18 PM
no i cant

i love me beer :hitit:
i just been to the shop and some ladds just got 4 crates of 24 carling and 4 bottles of cheapo whiskey.........piss heads hahahaha!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:20 PM
i just been to the shop and some ladds just got 4 crates of 24 carling and 4 bottles of cheapo whiskey.........piss heads hahahaha!

they will all probably crash out after 1 bottle each

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:22 PM
they will all probably crash out after 1 bottle each
i think they might be partying.
i wish i still party'd lmao!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:24 PM
i think they might be partying.
i wish i still party'd lmao!

i miss the parties i had as a care free youngster

lots of coke lots of eccies lots of blues speed and sulph
and plenty of booze damn i miss those days soo much :(

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:28 PM
i miss the parties i had as a care free youngster

lots of coke lots of eccies lots of blues speed and sulph
and plenty of booze damn i miss those days soo much :(
i just used to sit listening to hip hop wit a joint and a bottle of jackies hahaha,
it was like.... dont disturb "afro" hes ****ed(10 mins into it starting) hahaha!!!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:36 PM
i miss this

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/oasis_lad/200c2dec.jpg

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:36 PM
****ing hell, bs is dead man!

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:37 PM
i miss this

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/oasis_lad/200c2dec.jpg
i only miss the 10nner part,
i only ever don whizz and e's, never wanted try anything else!!!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:38 PM
i only miss the 10nner part,
i only ever don whizz and e's, never wanted try anything else!!!

cocaine is the business

but if u have never took it

dont ever take it

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:42 PM
cocaine is the business

but if u have never took it

dont ever take it
exactly..... same with smoking and drinking and all other drugs really!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:43 PM
exactly..... same with smoking and drinking and all other drugs really!

how dare you drinking is the best :cool:

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 03:48 PM
how dare you drinking is the best :cool:
is not.... fighting is :cool:

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 03:50 PM
is not.... fighting is :cool:

nope drinking im an alcoholic ghandi

good lord how i miss these

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/oasis_lad/a6bd078e.jpg

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:00 PM
nope drinking im an alcoholic ghandi

good lord how i miss these

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/oasis_lad/a6bd078e.jpg
i remember the best i had were a batch suerman tabs and another of mitsubishi tabs.
christ i was off ma head for a whole day and a whole night from 6 of each, even spaced over the night.

this was the ****......
http://www.la-criminaldefense.com/Drug_Charges_Speed.jpg
i hate a whiz comedown!!!!

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 04:01 PM
mitsubishi's are the best in my opinion

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:02 PM
mitsubishi's are the best in my opinion
ok laddie, i wouldda been happy with that back in the day lmao!!!! :D

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 04:08 PM
ok laddie, i wouldda been happy with that back in the day lmao!!!! :D

damn i am so wanting to score some drugs now

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:13 PM
damn i am so wanting to score some drugs now
hahahaha, i got over that ages ago when i said thats enuf partying for one life!
what do you feel like getting?

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 04:14 PM
hahahaha, i got over that ages ago when i said thats enuf partying for one life!
what do you feel like getting?

some coke both my dealers got the jail thats why i have been off it

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:19 PM
some coke both my dealers got the jail thats why i have been off it
good for you, you dont want a nose like here outta eastenders do you? ;)

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 04:22 PM
good for you, you dont want a nose like here outta eastenders do you? ;)

im too :cool: for that to happen to me i have been taking coke since i was 13 and that **** has'nt happened to me or my mates

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:24 PM
im too :cool: for that to happen to me i have been taking coke since i was 13 and that **** has'nt happened to me or my mates
dont get ****y and jinx you and your mates now :D

Oasis_Lad
04-01-2006, 04:26 PM
dont get ****y and jinx you and your mates now :D

**** them :D

El Guapo
04-01-2006, 04:30 PM
**** them :D
yea nice to see you like your mates lmao