Just remember, once you commit there's no turning back. We're like the French Foreign Legion. Your anus becomes public property.

Think you can handle that?

i was thinking of joining the legion when i was younger.

but then i have to learn french and be ordered around by snooty french fruits.

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Now you're Rizoom. :nonono:

Now you're Rizoom. :nonono:

i am rizoom.

Who's the heavier guy between Rizoom and Left Hook Tua?

Who's the heavier guy between Rizoom and Left Hook Tua?

Tua is a Yank..

Tua is a Yank..

i'm not gonna sit around here being insulted.

i'm not gonna sit around here being insulted.

Stand up then.

Stand up then.

i'm always standing when you're around , lover.

i'm always standing when you're around , lover.

You old charmer you! :flirt:

Who's the heavier guy between Rizoom and Left Hook Tua?

Tua is a Yank..

i'm not gonna sit around here being insulted.

Stand up then.

:rofl: :rofl:

classic!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

classic!!!!

get a glock 20 10mm.

it'll make a good hog gun.

Time for a wank and a movie.

Time for a wank and a movie.

What movie you planning on, mate?

Aussie Lang is dead.. :nonono:

Don't know why they wanted their own place to begin with.

R.I.P. Aussie Lang.

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I'm going through a phase right now.

I'm going through a phase right now.

Menopause?

Menopause?

Floydpause.

Eat **** you fat-bearded cunt.

I'm retired. On your way.

Floydpause.

Ah, Money May is the truth.

I'm retired. On your way.

Don't come back, either.

Punk.

You're ****ing up, Georges.

How am I ****in up?

How am I ****in up?

By posting here.

Don't come back, either.

Punk.

You're shot to ****. Call a conference.

You're shot to ****. Call a conference.

You have some nerve, calling yanks fat. To think how hard I work to stay in shape, only to be called fat by a chubby English internet turd??

:grr: :grr:

Night.

You have some nerve, calling yanks fat. To think how hard I work to stay in shape, only to be called fat by a chubby English internet turd??

:grr: :grr:

Night.

Good Night, slag. :D

You have some nerve, calling yanks fat. To think how hard I work to stay in shape, only to be called fat by a chubby English internet turd??

:grr: :grr:

Night.

I thought anyone with half a brain cell would see my username 'Chunk' and put 2 and 2 together. I said i was fat long before that pic went up.

Now do one.

I thought anyone with half a brain cell would see my username 'Chunk' and put 2 and 2 together. I said i was fat long before that pic went up.

Now do one.

I never saw you post anything that said you were heavy.

And names got nothing to do with it. Am I really a deranged human being?

No.

And my apologies for insulting your weight, that was uncalled for.

:nana:

I never saw you post anything that said you were heavy.

And names got nothing to do with it. Am I really a deranged human being?

No.

And my apologies for insulting your weight, that was uncalled for.

:nana:

Anyone who calls themselves Chunk, is fat. That's not even up for debate.

Anyone who calls themselves Chunk, is fat. That's not even up for debate.

You're also obnoxious.

You're also obnoxious.

Good....................

any of you cunts ever call in to horus's gang bang??

Just how many of you guys are fat in here fellas?

Just how many of you guys are fat in here fellas?

fat? no

yank? yes

wank? yes please!

any of you cunts ever call in to horus's gang bang??

It's not far off 4am here and i'm in England, and horus is in **** knows where USA.

I ain't paying that phone bill.

fat? no

yank? yes

wank? yes please!

I see. Well anyways, **** Horus and **** his show. That snitching cunt gets nothing from me lads.

Just how many of you guys are fat in here fellas?

I am quite trim. Go to the gym and eat well usually.

Toney in UFC is a real bad idea. His style just isn't suited to that kind of fighting and he's about 10+ years past his best. Toney can't even be bothered to train properly for his boxing fights, how the hell is he going to learn a whole new set of skills for MMA?

I think they've signed him just to try and make it look like MMA>boxing. Cunts :nonono:

I am quite trim. Go to the gym and eat well usually.

You're also the best looking poster here.:hitit:

Toney in UFC is a real bad idea. His style just isn't suited to that kind of fighting and he's about 10+ years past his best. Toney can't even be bothered to train properly for his boxing fights, how the hell is he going to learn a whole new set of skills for MMA?

I think they've signed him just to try and make it look like MMA>boxing. Cunts :nonono:

bj penn vs. james toney :headbang:

You're also the best looking poster here.:hitit:

haha ok cheers.

you betting on the Froch fight here?

You do have Froch winning I guess?







There was a ****ing yank in my class today. Ugly ***** too.

Good Morning all, absolutely crackin' day today. :banana:

i don't care about xylocaine. if nsac says it's legal , then i don't have a problem with it.

the thing that interested me most is shane's view that that's why floyd-pac couldn't be made in cowboys stadium.

that reinforces my personal theory that cowboys stadium/jerry jones is the reason pac-may didn't happen.

everything was going fine until gbp turned down cowboys stadium and after that everything went to ****.

It wasn't until about halfway through this post that I realised "hold on, this sounds a lot more like Tua than Rizoom..."

It wasn't until about halfway through this post that I realised "hold on, this sounds a lot more like Tua than Rizoom..."

he's a cheeky cunt, he is...


where is RIZO btw??

i want to hear his thoughts on heavy rain dammit!

Alright, fellas?

Laddie.

Gonna wtch lost any minute now. You seen it?

Laddie.

Gonna wtch lost any minute now. You seen it?

Aye. Not a fan of the answers given in this episode.

Aye. Not a fan of the answers given in this episode.

Serious? Oh well whacking it on now.

Yeah, they made it clear what route they're taking and I'm kind of disappointed.

Hmmmmmm put it on my USB then into PS3 and it isn't showing up....

Hmmmmmm put it on my USB then into PS3 and it isn't showing up....

PS3 is ****E

XBOX 360 FTW

PS3 is ****E

XBOX 360 FTW

:dance: :dance: :dance:

**** sake, now i am playing it with VLC on my laptop and its all juddery, What the ****!!

Hmmmmmm put it on my USB then into PS3 and it isn't showing up....

The USB doesn't show up at all, or just the file?

If the USB is there, click on it (with triangle I think) then there should be an option like 'display all'. Click that and the file should show up.

If it doesn't recognise the USB device at all then I dunno what to suggest.

:dance: :dance: :dance:

dont get carried away... i couldnt even naturally type that rubbish, i had to type it the old school way, with one finger...

it felt as betraying as selling me mom...

The USB doesn't show up at all, or just the file?

If the USB is there, click on it (with triangle I think) then there should be an option like 'display all'. Click that and the file should show up.

If it doesn't recognise the USB device at all then I dunno what to suggest.
Nah it is recogning my USB, just the file isn't there, i have all my boxing, they show up but no this LOST...... So i thought **** it, i'll play it on laptop with VLC, but it's all juddery. Maybe it's a dodgy D/L......

Right i deleted that, went to recycling bin, and got the original file, i am extracting it again with winrar. Lets see....................

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Damn Job Centre. I have to go back at 4.

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not my kinda thing, but the *****es are NICE!!

:wank:

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it is what nathan clev walks out to i think lol














forgot about this song

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Why wait until you're shot to do shoots like this?

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/2/f/9/72f9478c65956678c04b376baf98aa8a.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3347003-original.html)

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haha ok cheers.

you betting on the Froch fight here?

You do have Froch winning I guess?


Indeed i do. I have 100K with Chunk.

http://i46.tinypic.com/e9cdgo.jpg

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I really dislike that guy.

and his music is ****.

http://i46.tinypic.com/e9cdgo.jpg

There's a fan that gives, gives, gives.........in return for the bigwigs mishaps.

Why wait until you're shot to do shoots like this?

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/2/f/9/72f9478c65956678c04b376baf98aa8a.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3347003-original.html)

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Aye, tis a shame.

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Great tune Chunk :fing02:

Have you heard Chiddy bang's version? It's like a rap over the "kids" beat, I like that version too.

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That isn't the real video of the song, it was the only one that didn't have it's embedding disabled.

Great tune Chunk :fing02:

Have you heard Chiddy bang's version? It's like a rap over the "kids" beat, I like that version too.

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That isn't the real video of the song, it was the only one that didn't have it's embedding disabled.


I've heard a few things from Chiddy Bang, kid is pretty good. Uses some great samples, and has a lot of creativity.

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I've heard a few things from Chiddy Bang, kid is pretty good. Uses some great samples, and has a lot of creativity.

Yeah I agree, opposite of adults has to be my favourite tho.

http://www.youtube.com/user/lllaslanboy

That guy has lots of their songs on his profile.

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Sound quality ain't great, but this tune gets me pumped.

LoVE THIS SONG:
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My ears are bleeding.

My ears are bleeding.

Lol, Bullet are amazing. What you into Chunk?

Lol, Bullet are amazing. What you into Chunk?

Ska music.

wales = ****e, wales is awesome, wales is really ****e, wales is ****, wales is ****e, wales is ****e as can be, wales is utterly ****e, wales is very ****e

Me and the wife prefer Roger Whittaker.

**** UFC/MMA.

I'm heartbroken Toney and Mayo gonna do that ****. :blackeye:

Get out of here befo' I buss a cap on yo ass, *****!

Get out of here befo' I buss a cap on yo ass, *****!

Haha, this has to be your best one yet Jr...:haha:

Teen Wolf FTW.

Teen Wolf FTW.

I hate teens... but like wolves.

Don't know what to do.

This place is dead.

Teen Wolf 2 sucked balls.

This place is dead.

Should I end it?

Should I end it?

No, sir the lang will go on.

No, sir the lang will go on.

As you wish. We shall continue.

Should I end it?

we need to end richie.

put him out of his misery.

my damn sig is acting up.

stupid tinypic.com

Discovered any new drinks lately?

I have found this clear fluid, it is known simply as Water apparently it contains no alcohol. It gets nothing from me.

we need to end richie.

put him out of his misery.

:lol1: :lol1:

ain't no sunshine by michael jackson.


Young michael jackson> older michael jackson.

ain't no sunshine by michael jackson.


Young michael jackson> older michael jackson.

Do you think it was a coincidence that his dancing got worse as he became whiter?

Do you think it was a coincidence that his dancing got worse as he became whiter?

haha good point.


i have seen jermaine jackson in london.

Discovered any new drinks lately?

I have found this clear fluid, it is known simply as Water apparently it contains no alcohol. It gets nothing from me.

water? what that?

the stuff you swim in in the pool? the stuff in rivers and lakes?

why would you want to drink that?

Evening lads. :beerchug:

water? what that?

the stuff you swim in in the pool? the stuff in rivers and lakes?

why would you want to drink that?

Exactly. That stuff is dirty, man.

Evening lads. :beerchug:

Pull up a chair, son. And get yerself a drink.

Pull up a chair, son. And get yerself a drink.

Done and done.

Also brought some hula-hoops.

Exactly. That stuff is dirty, man.

took a sip from the river colne once as a kid.

all my hair fell off.

Stinger, i have polished off a bottle of wine watching Dexter.

I have one more Stella left shall i join thee?

Stinger, i have polished off a bottle of wine watching Dexter.

I have one more Stella left shall i join thee?

forget polishing off the bottle.

you need to polish off my knob.

forget polishing off the bottle.

you need to polish off my knob.

Whip her out then sir, i will sit on your lap til you unload in my anus.

Whip her out then sir, i will sit on your lap til you unload in my anus.

homo.


none of that ghey yuro crap allowed in here , son.

Stinger, i have polished off a bottle of wine watching Dexter.

I have one more Stella left shall i join thee?

No more chairs left, but yer can sit on me lap if yer'd like?

homo.


none of that ghey yuro crap allowed in here , son. I ain't from Europe, i am from England! Gentleman the queen.

No more chairs left, but yer can sit on me lap if yer'd like?
Right there with ya, can i have a feel?

Right there with ya, can i have a feel?

Have a lucky dip.

I ain't from Europe, i am from England! Gentleman the queen.



england aye?

definitely not european. you're practically american.

Have a lucky dip.Everyones a winner in your lucky dip eh Stinger.

england aye?

definitely not european. you're practically american.
I'd rather be a turk, than a yank.

Nothing beats a stroke to some jailbait.

Nothing beats a stroke to some jailbait.

Hook me up with the young'un

I'd rather be a turk, than a yank.

fine.

they'll cut off your hands for masturbating.

by tomorrow you'll be down to your left foot.

Nothing beats a stroke to some jailbait.

A poke into some jailbait>a stroke to some jailbait.

fine.

they'll cut off your hands for masturbating.

by tomorrow you'll be down to your left foot.

I like to use my mouth.

Or Locs.

A poke into some jailbait>a stroke to some jailbait.

Sir, I salute you.

Jailbait? Where's the jailbait?

Where's Loccy? Surely he knows a few underaged tarts. If he won't diddle them himself, others here surely will.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/b/f/e/9/bfe90b1b8bb3aee63054fa3b079610b9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349032-original.html)

Just look at those hairless twats.

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:wank: :wank:

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Tis a tad of pedo in all of us. :luvbed:

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Holy feckin' Alan.

I feel dirty and clean, all at the same time.

To think it's illegal in some parts of the world to give then a taste of mini Laddie....

Pedo Pride!

To think it's illegal in some parts of the world to give then a taste of mini Laddie....

Think the age should be lowered? Or scrapped all together?

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Think the age should be lowered? Or scrapped all together?

Yeah, it should be lowered..

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Amazing. :wank:

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MGMT are the bollox!

I like to use my mouth.



off with your head!

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2877584/Forget-to-Czech-all-the-Flower-of-Scotland-lyrics-Darius-Campbell.html

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2877584/Forget-to-Czech-all-the-Flower-of-Scotland-lyrics-Darius-Campbell.html

He failed. :D

Yes, please.

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Yes, please.

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:wank::wank: The urge is strong now...

Yes, please.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/1/7/4/3/17435264c8b9f615c326ebb4b4602817.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349335-original.html)

I don't trust a bird who keeps a stool next to her bed. She'd probably bash me round the nut with it while i'm sleeping.

Slags.......

Tits or arse?

Tits or arse?

Face, then arse. :D

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Quasimodo's got a nice pair.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/3/9/c/e/39ceb8ccdd4e00d425474e5ae8d30851.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349794-original.html)

Slags slags slags, Ah loves 'em.

i heard jailbait?

Best place for jailbait is Bebo.

http://barfblog.com/uploads/image/puckyouem0(1).jpg


oasis lad any chance of you hitting me with your green wand?

Quasimodo's got a nice pair.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/3/9/c/e/39ceb8ccdd4e00d425474e5ae8d30851.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349794-original.html)

Fat *****es. :nonono:

Fat *****es. :nonono:

Did that slag remove you from her friends list?

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/f/3/d/4/f3d4e799ee693e113b2ad010b2688bdf.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349993-original.html)

I do enjoy fondling and sucking the gigantic mammary glands of a beautiful female. In the absence of said activity on this involuntarily abstinent 24 hour period, I'll certainly be wanking before bed. For now, I need a drink.

I do enjoy fondling and sucking the gigantic mammary glands of a beautiful female. In the absence of said activity on this involuntarily abstinent 24 hour period, I'll certainly be wanking before bed. For now, I need a drink.

i have gigantic mammary glands.

i have gigantic mammary glands.

Pics or GTFO.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/moosemaninnocm/ManTits.jpg

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/moosemaninnocm/ManTits.jpg

You get nothing from me Tua. I suggest a waxing mate.

You get nothing from me Tua. I suggest a waxing mate.

waxing is for *****es.

men are meant to be hairy.

waxing is for *****es.

men are meant to be hairy.

Indeed. But they aren't meant to wield humongous tits my friend.

Indeed. But they aren't meant to wield humongous tits my friend.

that's muscle , *****.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/f/3/d/4/f3d4e799ee693e113b2ad010b2688bdf.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349993-original.html)

Pic of the Mrs?

that's muscle , *****.

Has Rizoom put you on his diet plan for the duration of time you're using his name? He may be sabotaging your health if so mate.

Has Rizoom put you on his diet plan for the duration of time you're using his name? He may be sabotaging your health if so mate.

me and rizo are the same shape.

chubbily sexy.

me and rizo are the same shape.

chubbily sexy.

:lol1: If I ever grow out of shape, the bolded is indeed how I will describe my appearance. "Chubbily sexy">"big boned."

I'm eating(drinking?) lemon sorbet

I'm eating(drinking?) lemon sorbet

I'd like to see you and Tua to create a fitness/diet plan and post it up as a thread. Entitle it simply "Rizo and Tua's Physical Fitness 101" or something of the sort. :lol1:

I'd like to see you and Tua to create a fitness/diet plan and post it up as a thread. Entitle it simply "Rizo and Tua's Physical Fitness 101" or something of the sort. :lol1:

my program is like michael phelp's program.

http://medicalmyths.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/phelps-diet.jpg

http://paretoraw.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mike-p-a-day.jpg

What are grits?

What are grits?

a thick porridge made out of corn.

Can't lie mate. I fancy this diet. Next vacation I get I'm going to try it. I shall bookmark this thread so I can sue you for undue influence if your fitness plan gives me a massive heart attack.

me and rizo are the same shape.

chubbily sexy.

http://www.firstclassfashionista.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/charles-barkley.jpg

I don't know who the ****'s who anymore.

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I don't know who the ****'s who anymore.

age is catching up on you.

age is catching up on you.

Traces of blood in my stool..... time to ditch the drink.

It was a fun ride while it lasted.

Traces of blood in my stool..... time to ditch the drink.

It was a fun ride while it lasted.

it's just a little blood.

what? you're manny pacquiao all of a sudden?

it's just a little blood.

what? you're manny pacquiao all of a sudden?

Unless I shrunk half a foot, no.

Unless I shrunk half a foot, no.

You know I did nearly step on you last night.

I think it's time to go to the doctor. Them eyes of yours are looking awfully narrow.

Unless I shrunk half a foot, no.

height or penile length?

height or penile length?

Dear god, the latter would make a fella suicidal.

Dear god, the latter would make a fella suicidal.

huge penis is overrated.

a decent length with some girth is best.



all these guys want these monster foot longs.

i can barely get girls to take it up the pooper now. imagine if i had one of those monster bad boys. :lol1:

For Patty & Selma:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/148188-1/MacGyver.gif? (http://4gifs.com)

For Patty & Selma:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/148188-1/MacGyver.gif? (http://4gifs.com)

That's professional. :wank:

For Patty & Selma:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/148188-1/MacGyver.gif? (http://4gifs.com)

who's patty and selma?

huge penis is overrated.

a decent length with some girth is best.



all these guys want these monster foot longs.

i can barely get girls to take it up the pooper now. imagine if i had one of those monster bad boys. :lol1:

You a mini man Zoom?

You a mini man Zoom?

if i was i would have killed myself a long time ago. :lol1:

if i was i would have killed myself a long time ago. :lol1:

Forgot you ain't actually Zoom for a minute. I'm drinkin. :lol1:

Forgot you ain't actually Zoom for a minute. I'm drinkin. :lol1:

i am rizoom.

i am rizoom.

Join date and gifts say otherwise.

Pump stickin to his guns on your main stayin banned? You got a ton of support in the unban thread. They usually respond when cats get defended on a comeback.

Join date and gifts say otherwise.

Pump stickin to his guns on your main stayin banned? You got a ton of support in the unban thread. They usually respond when cats get defended on a comeback.

tua is flab now.

we switched accounts.

I have a little noodle knob.

I have a little noodle knob.

that's because you can't afford heating.

Fat *****es. :nonono:

They work harder :)

Riz, I got gold for a month. Any games we should play?

Riz, I got gold for a month. Any games we should play?

battlefield: bad company 2

I wann get Heavy Rain, but ain't gonna pay £40 or whatever for a game.

Fat *****es. :nonono:

Chubby girls never really have the best bodies but they sometimes have cute faces.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/f/3/d/4/f3d4e799ee693e113b2ad010b2688bdf.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3349993-original.html)

:wank:

battlefield: bad company 2

Ok. I'll you check if they have it in Blockbuster and rent it for a week. You got it already?

Edit: Just remembered that this is Tua :lol1:

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/1/5/4/b/154b30bc10c84c42ca8324f54985305b.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3353386-original.html)

I have a little noodle knob.

Is your avatar a shot at Locke mate? :lol1:

Is your avatar a shot at Locke mate? :lol1:

Lol, probably, who cares, i still wanna **** her.

Lol, probably, who cares, i still wanna **** her.

No shame mate. I'd rip her little cooter apart as well. :luvbed:

Ok. I'll you check if they have it in Blockbuster and rent it for a week. You got it already?

Edit: Just remembered that this is Tua :lol1:

Lol. My gold is out on XBL. Been playing the PS3 quite a bit recently. I've ordered Heavy Rain. Thought it would be here by now.

AvP is quite possibly the worst game I've ever played.

Your sig says you're already playing Heavy Rain?

AvP is quite possibly the worst game I've ever played.

:lol1: Aye my mate got it and said it's awful. He works at game so at least he got it for a discount price.

Your sig says you're already playing Heavy Rain?

Nah. It's just a Heavy Rain BG thing on it. PSN gamer card sucks.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/345/66/emma_watson_sexy_hot_photos_1.0.0.0x0.395x529.jpeg

:lol1: Aye my mate got it and said it's awful. He works at game so at least he got it for a discount price.

Everything about it sucked! The graphics were poor, gameplay was poor, the fact that I had to play the demo online was poor. :thumbsdow:thumbsdow:thumbsdow

I've got around 20 unopened xbox 360 games, that I'll most probably never play.

I've got around 20 unopened xbox 360 games, that I'll most probably never play.

Thats the problem with XBOX all ****e games.

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I've got around 20 unopened xbox 360 games, that I'll most probably never play.

Send them in this direction, I love playing different games. :D

Thats the problem with XBOX all ****e games.

I only have 1 PS3 game.


I played the inFAMOUS demo earlier...****! Only game I've played so far on the PS3 with great graphics is Heavy Rain.

Going gym lovers, be back soon.

Eating tuna.

Eating tea and biscuits.

Picking my nose.

Eating Emma Watson's tuna.

Resting against the storage heater because my back hurts.

Typing this.

Reading that^^^

I'm tired and need a poo.

http://bbwfap.com/IMAGES/107.jpg

Am i crazy for thinking Joshua could pull it off?

Although I think his work rate will lose him the fight.

http://bbwfap.com/IMAGES/107.jpg

Name. NOW!

Who remembers when Christina Model was still hot?

http://bbwfap.com/IMAGES/41.jpg

She's always been an ugly ***** with great tits. I see no change.

Love handles FTW.

That Flab, would get it, that is an all nighter.

My posts, and points NOT in the bank are almost identical, what are the chances of getting them bang on.

http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/1920addd734467841d3c1bf4398e77ca1223850888_full.jp g

??????????

http://bbwfap.com/IMAGES/107.jpg

http://bbwfap.com/IMAGES/41.jpg

What's her name?

What's her name?

No idea. Trying to find more pics, but no luck.

I'm trying my hardest to find her name, Riz

In the meantime, oh my god:

http://ghettofap.com/IMAGES/641.jpg

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/159829-1/Nosestud.jpg? (http://4gifs.com)

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/164688-1/Orangedownblouse.jpg

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/106299-2/Melons.jpg? (http://4gifs.com)

http://selebriti.mentalmasturbasyon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/maria_menounos_down_blouse_cleavage.jpg

Would you?

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141099-1/Power_of_angles.jpg? (http://4gifs.com)

I would.

http://downblouse.wankerblogs.com/thumbs/8698.jpg

http://downblouse.wankerblogs.com/thumbs/8698.jpg

That the Mrs?

Lol i wish

You guys need to listen to Loc: fat *****es need to stop being fat *****es.

rich needs to lower his standards if he ever wants to get his willy wet.