Should have been the shortest thread in history.

:lol1: :lol1:

:lol1: :lol1:

I don't see how age matters in snooker. Snooker, Darts, Golf, cards... anything like that can be played til the grave.

I watched The Third Man last night, props to the mate in your av. :D

I'm handing out Limey Lounge seal of approvals. Who hasn't got one?

I watched The Third Man last night, props to the mate in your av. :D

I watched Toy Story last night. Can you dig that?

I'm handing out Limey Lounge seal of approvals. Who hasn't got one?

:fing02: :fing02:

mangler jr's dad has done it AGAIN!

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mangler jr's dad has done it AGAIN!

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they dont mess around in that egift thread... they get **** done


:luvbed:

mangler jr's dad has done it AGAIN!

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They always seem to be out of stock. :banghead:

They always seem to be out of stock. :banghead:

I was sending you seal of approval. :(

I was sending you seal of approval. :(

Awk well it's the thought that counts :D Thanks anyway. :luvbed:

I bought some grapefruit juice thinking it would be nice...

I bought some grapefruit juice thinking it would be nice...

and was it?...

and was it?...

Worst thing I've ever stuck in my mouth and I once drunk bleach.

Worst thing I've ever stuck in my mouth and I once drunk bleach.

:lol1: Haha, I've never tried it before and I don't think I will after hearing that, right i'm going to make myself a chicken sandwich here....

I watched Toy Story last night. Can you dig that?

TS is a classic.

TS is a classic.

Indeed it is, I like the first one better than the second one.

Indeed it is, I like the first one better than the second one.

Aye, Sid was bad ass. :D
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/2885ToyStory-4.jpg

New TS this year, lads.

New TS this year, lads.

Aye, I'll be watching in the cinema alone side Jailbait beezies. :D

Aye, I'll be watching in the cinema alone side Jailbait beezies. :D

Aye. I always slowly unzip me jeans throughout the film.

By the end credits, I'm wanking away like there's no tomorrow.

Aye. I always slowly unzip me jeans throughout the film.

By the end credits, I'm wanking away like there's no tomorrow.

:lol1: :lol1:

Aye. I always slowly unzip me jeans throughout the film.

By the end credits, I'm wanking away like there's no tomorrow.

:rofl::rofl: :biggthump

Everyone is calling me a cunt. :(

Everyone is calling me a cunt. :(

Twat.......

Twat's a rubbish word.

Everyone is calling me a cunt. :(

poncy cunt.

I'm watching old episodes of Mile High.

I'm watching Curb your.............

I'm watching Curb your.............

...face with my boot?

Twat's a rubbish word.

Bellend....

Bellend....

Ponce.................

Sheridan Smith gives me the horn.

My arsehole is burning. :(

...face with my boot?

You'd have a job getting your foot above your waist let alone reach someones head.:sad:

My arsehole is burning. :(

hot wings yesterday??

does it to me all the time

:sad:

hot wings yesterday??

does it to me all the time

:\

You remember what I had this morning? The eggs were uncooked, but I ate it anyway.

You remember what I had this morning? The eggs were uncooked, but I ate it anyway.

how the hell could you eat them uncooked???

do you cook your eggs by putting them in a bowl in the microwave then beating them with a whisk after cooking??

thats how they did it last time i was in UK and i couldnt f*ckin eat em...

:nonono:

how the hell could you eat them uncooked???

do you cook your eggs by putting them in a bowl in the microwave then beating them with a whisk after cooking??

thats how they did it last time i was in UK and i couldnt f*ckin eat em...

:nonono:

I cooked them in with the corned beef hash. Half way through I realised they weren't fully cooked.

I cooked them in with the corned beef hash. Half way through I realised they weren't fully cooked.

i was at a party last night and the house owner cooked all kind of badass food, but the hot wings were undercooked... i had a plate full of them and had to try and hide throwing them away so i didnt look like an ass...

i was at a party last night and the house owner cooked all kind of badass food, but the hot wings were undercooked... i had a plate full of them and had to try and hide throwing them away so i didnt look like an ass...

Didn't you think of telling him?

Didn't you think of telling him?

nope...

i just filled up on crab cakes and nachos

nope...

i just filled up on crab cakes and nachos

"Dude, you're going to kill everyone"

"Dude, you're going to kill everyone"

every man for himself

maybe i was wrong, but they tasted pretty raw...

Lights out Chunk.

every man for himself

maybe i was wrong, but they tasted pretty raw...

I ate raw chicken once. That's how I feel right now.

I ate raw chicken once. That's how I feel right now.

You lost the turnover battle.

i'm such a **** cook.

I ate raw chicken once. That's how I feel right now.

im a little chafed right now myself... maybe that one wing did it

:sad:

i'm such a **** cook.

eggs are hard to f*ck up...

but as long as you dont f*ck up cereal, you're good in my book

eggs are hard to f*ck up...

but as long as you dont f*ck up cereal, you're good in my book

I noticed something went wrong, when it looked like there was spunk in my food.

I noticed something went wrong, when it looked like there was spunk in my food.

:lol1:

that could have meant something went right

:dunno:

Scrambled Eggs.

My belly is very feeble right now.

I went to fart and almost **** myself. :o

I went to fart and almost **** myself. :o

:lol1:

Rizo sharted, rizo sharted

omfg, my arsehole is so sore. I can bearly walk.

i love cooking but hate doing dishes...

i cooked some bratwursts with onions and peppers in the skillet, and cleaning the greasy glass skillet lid really takes the piss

i love cooking but hate doing dishes...

i cooked some bratwursts with onions and peppers in the skillet, and cleaning the greasy glass skillet lid really takes the piss

Can you come and cook for me? I'll find some black guy to do the dishes.

Stella for me.

Stella for me.

And for me? Yep, for me too. :beerchug:

**** and balls.

**** and balls.

Don't mind if I do.

:arabia:I'm P4P#8.

:arabia:I'm P4P#8.

In terms of girth, yer #1.

http://aintnounionshop.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/stella_artois.jpg

:rofl::rofl:

That's what I'm doing every 5 mins. :(

In terms of girth, yer #1.

I take pride in touching the sides.

I take pride in touching the sides.

Awesome girth, Chunk. Just awesome.

Stella for me.

Missed you, mate. :grouphug:

I watched Daybreakers in the cinema, twas' bad ass. :D

Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing one.

Gonna go cinema on friday with my film beezy mate and her film beezy mate :D

Probably won't be seeing Daybreakers though :(

Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing one.

Gonna go cinema on friday with my film beezy mate and her film beezy mate :D

Probably won't be seeing Daybreakers though :(

Ah, Threesome afterwards, A Clockwork Orange style. :D

I was gonna see Youth in Revolt, but **** happened, and I ending up seeing Daybreakers. Twas' a sick film, enjoyed it, still want to see Youth In Revolt. :D

you english fruits wouldn't last 10 seconds in my world!

What about us Scots?

Can you come and cook for me? I'll find some black guy to do the dishes.

absolutely.... the menu is somewhat limited though

you english fruits wouldn't last 10 seconds in my world!

your eworld or your physical world?

Watched a DVD Rip of the new Sherlock Holmes movie. T'was surprisingly good.

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Watched a DVD Rip of the new Sherlock Holmes movie. T'was surprisingly good.

i started watching it online, but it wasnt a great copy so i quit about halfway through

same goes for avatar

"I like a drink as much as the next man... unless the next man is Mel Gibson"

"I like a drink as much as the next man... unless the next man is Mel Gibson"

that was brilliant... both ballsy and brilliant

Jeremy Kyle show is outstanding! :rofl:

No more drink for me. This is a new dawn for the Stinger.

Day time tele used to be great, when you bunked off school. A double bill of Fun House at 9 would set me up for a day of Playstation.

Metal Gear and Syphon Filter.

you english fruits wouldn't last 10 seconds in my world!

Thats mightily impressive mate.
Do you give handjobs for a living to get that good.

No more drink for me. This is a new dawn for the Stinger.

Don't just go cold turkey, reduce it slowly pal, 7 beers a week for a month, then 5 a week for a month, then 5 for two weeks you know stuff like that.

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Metal Gear and Syphon Filter.

ATGs

:fing02:

Pat Sharpe had a fabulous mullet.

Remember Finders Keepers?

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i started watching it online, but it wasnt a great copy so i quit about halfway through

same goes for avatar

I was pleasantly suprised by Sherlock Holmes, Downey Jr was excellent, reminded me of his character in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (great film), and jude law didn't speak much which was a bonus.

Avatar was ****e, just a bunch of lanky smurfs doing **** all for ages. It was very impressive visually, but if i want to spend 3 hours watching something that looks good but has **** all substance then i'll just stop in and watch the Hollyoaks omnibus in my pants.

Metal Gear and Syphon Filter.

Co-sign! Them were the days.

I always fancied meself on Finders Keepers.

Yep, I'm great at destroying rooms.

Co-sign! Them were the days.

did you play metal gear solid 4 at all??

What about us Scots?

i like scots.

is it racist to ONLY hate the english?

Thats mightily impressive mate.
Do you give handjobs for a living to get that good.

i'm off today.

call me for prices tomorrow.

I had a wank to Mariah's cleavage at the Globes.

i'm off today.

call me for prices tomorrow.

Mondays off eh.

The benefits off the self employed.

Mondays off eh.

The benefits off the self employed.

the benefits of civil rights activists being born

:lol1:

the benefits of civil rights activists being born

:lol1:

it's not right that king is a day off and washington and lincoln has to share a day.

it's like thanksgiving and christmas.

2 days off for some pilgrims eating turkey yet only 1 day off for the birth of christ?

it's not right that king is a day off and washington and lincoln has to share a day.

it's like thanksgiving and christmas.

2 days off for some pilgrims eating turkey yet only 1 day off for the birth of christ?

here in the UK we dont concern ourselves with these petty issues

:nonono:

here in the UK we dont concern ourselves with these petty issues

:nonono:

you're from maryland , cunt.

ravens let me down...... :nonono:

you're from maryland , cunt.

ravens let me down...... :nonono:

im not FROM maryland... just residing there

and they let me down too

never fails, when i finally get behind a team i loathe, they suck

the ONE time i cheered for the Pats, they **** the bed, i decided to back the ravens a little, they **** the bed

:nonono:

im not FROM maryland... just residing there

and they let me down too

never fails, when i finally get behind a team i loathe, they suck

the ONE time i cheered for the Pats, they **** the bed, i decided to back the ravens a little, they **** the bed

:nonono:

root for the colts next week.

i want the jets to win it.

mark sanchez ftw! war trojans!

root for the colts next week.

i want the jets to win it.

mark sanchez ftw! war trojans!

ha
i should

i lost almost 300k on football saturday alone (emoney of course)

and i have 200k on the jets (with odds)

For Clegg:

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For Clegg:

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dont mind if i borrow that... surely Clegg wont mind either


:wank::wank::wank:

thank you sir

For Clegg:

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Have you seen her husband? WTF! he must have one hell of a personality.

Holly+pregnancy boobs=heaven

Schofield is dipping that on the sly.

I sometimes watch This Morning. Even when it's about **** (and it always is) she's still so nice to look at :wank:

not a fan of spaghetti... i think im the only one

i dont understand all the fuss about it either, its f*cking noodles and red sauce, gimme a break... cereal and milk is more enticing than that rubbish

For Clegg:

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who's that?

who's that?

Holly Willoughby, a daytime TV presenter.

who's that?

Your Mum. :owned:

who's that?

Holly Willoughby

whoops

who's that?

Vicky Vette

not a fan of spaghetti... i think im the only one

i dont understand all the fuss about it either, its f*cking noodles and red sauce, gimme a break... cereal and milk is more enticing than that rubbish

i like spaghetti.

sometimes to much red sauce can ruin a pasta though.

ever tried spaghetti with just olive oil?

olive oil , minced garlic , onions , basil. (i like to put chopped up bottled anchovies too. if you chop it fine enough they disappear in the oil)

just heat up the olive oil. throw in the rest. (make sure the garlic doesn't burn or get too cookied)

throw in the noodles in the pan , lots of grated parmesan cheese and mix it up.

i like spaghetti.

sometimes to much red sauce can ruin a pasta though.

ever tried spaghetti with just olive oil?

olive oil , minced garlic , onions , basil. (i like to put chopped up bottled anchovies too. if you chop it fine enough they disappear in the oil)

just heat up the olive oil. throw in the rest. (make sure the garlic doesn't burn or get too cookied)

throw in the noodles in the pan , lots of grated parmesan cheese and mix it up.

sounds quite nice TBH... i'll have to give it a whirl, as the red sauce gives me indigestion at times...

what is it, bout 830 right now? 930 in some spots?

i like spaghetti.

sometimes to much red sauce can ruin a pasta though.

ever tried spaghetti with just olive oil?

olive oil , minced garlic , onions , basil. (i like to put chopped up bottled anchovies too. if you chop it fine enough they disappear in the oil)

just heat up the olive oil. throw in the rest. (make sure the garlic doesn't burn or get too cookied)

throw in the noodles in the pan , lots of grated parmesan cheese and mix it up.

Are you a tv chef?

Berto's out.

Berto's out.

That's a shame, I can't blame him though that earthquake killed thousands of people i'm not surprised he's in no state to fight.

I went boixnig tonight for the first time in 11 months. The first hour was easy but the last 1/2 hour was hard doing the pressure circuit hence the name pressure circuit.

No wanking until midnight. That's a challenge I've set meself for tonight.

No wanking until midnight. That's a challenge I've set meself for tonight.

may as well take a nap then... set the alarm

I went boixnig tonight for the first time in 11 months. The first hour was easy but the last 1/2 hour was hard doing the pressure circuit hence the name pressure circuit.

I'd KO you. :mangler:

I'd KO you. :mangler:

I'd fist you.

I'd fist you.

http://gridironexperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/snoop.gif

http://gridironexperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/snoop.gif

Congrats. You've just turned Lang into a homo thread.

:nonono:

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Witter time!!!

Berto is a *****, I could have won 2 Mill, if he lost. :nonono:

mangler jr says:
Just took a monster ****, mate
R says:
haha
u just gave birth to a mexican m8

:nonono: :down:

:nonono: :down:

Rocky? :lol1:

Aye, that was after I told him that Mexico > Scotland. :grill:

Aye, that was after I told him that Mexico > Scotland. :grill:

He get's mad if you post something he says on MSN on here. :lol1:

He get's mad if you post something he says on MSN on here. :lol1:

R says:
Ello
whats happening essasy
mangler jr says:
Celebrating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day by not doing a damn thing.
R says:
wtf
is that for real?
mangler jr says:
yea lol
It's a holiday, banks, school and **** are closed today
R says:
hahaha
stupid yanks
mangler jr says:
lmao!
R says:
why would a mexican want to celebrate some ******

:lol1: :lol1:

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:lol1: :lol1:

Racist. :nonono:

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Kelly Kelly is fit.

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some cunt on PSN was just singin this song playing Modern Warfare 2

:nonono:

I hate people with headphones. They always seem to be the most annoying whiny cunts on the planet.

Lube does make it more enjoyable.

I hate people with headphones. They always seem to be the most annoying whiny cunts on the planet.

its always 10 year olds who just got home from school just rambling on and singing bull****

cunts they are... i usually mute them all as soon as the match starts

I hate people with headphones. They always seem to be the most annoying whiny cunts on the planet.

When you're trying to ask them something, and they do that annoyed eye roll and sigh as they take off the headphones, as though they're doing you a favour. Cunts.

its always 10 year olds who just got home from school just rambling on and singing bull****

cunts they are... i usually mute them all as soon as the match starts

I'd lose my sanity if I didn't have that option.

I'd lose my sanity if I didn't have that option.

COD4 didnt always have that option, i dont know how i made it through

Spoke with me dad today. What a cunt.

Spoke with me dad today. What a cunt.

i have a good relationship with both of parents, it got better as i got older... i was a rebellious little bastard

Kelly Kelly is fit.

What was that RnB diss song you posted once?

My mum's a cunt!

Spoke with me dad today. What a cunt.

Did he take a dump in your toilet the light up his pipe as he left?

i have a good relationship with both of parents, it got better as i got older... i was a rebellious little bastard

Mine has deteriorated with age. I'm now a rebellious big bastard.

some cunt on PSN was just singin this song playing Modern Warfare 2

:nonono:

Must of been Oasis_Lad. :D

Did he take a dump in your toilet the light up his pipe as he left?

I don't have a toilet.

I met my dad about 5 times my entire life.

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I met my dad about 5 times my entire life.

Same number of times I met my toilet before it left me for a complete arsehole.

Same number of times I met my toilet before it left me for a complete arsehole.

How is the old toilet?

My old house, the toilet was in the back garden.

How is the old toilet?

Won't take **** from anyone.

Funnily enough, I am circumcised. Mike should be my Biographer.

Won't take **** from anyone.

This had me in bits, babes. :luvbed:

This had me in bits, babes. :luvbed:

I try me best, lover :luvbed:

Won't take **** from anyone.

Like father like son.

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggman
I am the Walrus

Dedicated to The Hoff.

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its always 10 year olds who just got home from school just rambling on and singing bull****

cunts they are... i usually mute them all as soon as the match starts

I do that, but then I'm allowed. If anyone says anything I give 'em verbal. :spank:

I do that, but then I'm allowed. If anyone says anything I give 'em verbal. :spank:

typical 360 gamer

:nonono:

typical 360 gamer

:nonono:

This guy who was on earlier stayed in a bush the whole game. Every map he camped. I gave him verbal. Told him to go move into a bush.

This guy who was on earlier stayed in a bush the whole game. Every map he camped. I gave him verbal. Told him to go move into a bush.

cunt

:nonono:

what were you playing? i hate when there's someone on my team and they just sit there and camp, not giving a damn about who wins or loses in an objective based game... go play TDM or FFA i say

:thumbsdow

This guy who was on earlier stayed in a bush the whole game. Every map he camped. I gave him verbal. Told him to go move into a bush.

lolz ......................

Should I call into Lefty's show? :D

AC Milan > Chelsea.

Fact.

What was that RnB diss song you posted once?

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AC Milan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Manchester.

Cunts.

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Thanks, Mate. :D

Thanks, Mate. :D

Thanks for the 500K you're about to send me.

Thanks for the 500K you're about to send me.

Thanks for the laugh, mate.

Beezy is a skeezer.

Should I call into Lefty's show? :D

Thanks for reminding me, mate.

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Berto's out.

maybe floyd gave him step aside money so that floyd can fight shane in march? :)

You think Floyd will fight him?

You think Floyd will fight him?

don't know. we'll see.

Does this cunt ever stop going on about Floyd?

Its just like I use to say about Floyd's March 13th date and him fighting the Mosley-Berto winner...

floyd=p4p the most hated and taked about fighter on nsb...floyds fans=p4p the most hated and talked about fans on nsb..how ironic

Once again proving that Yanks don't know the meaning of the word 'irony' :nonono:

The ***** won't like me talk. :nonono:

How come? Did you talk at all?

How come? Did you talk at all?

Nah, everytime I got a chance, I forgot what I wanted to say. :D

They just ignore me now. :lol1:

So they let you talk but you stayed silent? :lol1:

So they let you talk but you stayed silent? :lol1:

Yeah. :rofl:

How many times?:D

How many times?:D

Twice. :lol1:

G'day all :) Buy one get one free on sausage rolls at my shop, I couldn't resist. :luvbed:

G'day all :) Buy one get one free on sausage rolls at my shop, I couldn't resist. :luvbed:

everybody loves free sausage

:luvbed:

everybody loves free sausage

:luvbed:

You know it pal. :beerchug:

debating on wanking before or after working out

maybe both

:wank:

debating on wanking before or after working out

maybe both

:wank:

I'd wait til after your workout, you don't want to be wrecked before you do it.

I'd wait til after your workout, you don't want to be wrecked before you do it.

too late

:dunno:

Once again proving that Yanks don't know the meaning of the word 'irony' :nonono:

it's like rain on your wedding day?

a no smoking sign on your cigarette break?

a traffic jam when you're already late?

it's like rain on your wedding day?

a no smoking sign on your cigarette break?

a traffic jam when you're already late?

Meh, that ***** is Canadian...

I can't remember the last time i posted in NSB? It's full of ****!

Meh, that ***** is Canadian...

well played sir

:fing02:

im downloading the office (fat yank version) seasons 1-5 via torrents and its been taking over 2 days

why the hell can't anyone seed this damn thing effectively... its only 17 gigs it should have been done in under a day

:nonono:

im downloading the office (fat yank version) seasons 1-5 via torrents and its been taking over 2 days

why the hell can't anyone seed this damn thing effectively... its only 17 gigs it should have been done in under a day

:nonono:

I normally download a few episodes at a time if the speed isn't that good, that was at least I have something to watch while waiting for the rest.

The Office.:lame: (Brit and Yank version)

im downloading the office (fat yank version) seasons 1-5 via torrents and its been taking over 2 days

why the hell can't anyone seed this damn thing effectively... its only 17 gigs it should have been done in under a day

:nonono:

That show is professionally great. :D

I normally download a few episodes at a time if the speed isn't that good, that was at least I have something to watch while waiting for the rest.

they sell a box set of season 1-5 for $199 but you can get it on amazon for $80 or so, but i figured i'd try and snag it for free first


The Office.:lame: (Brit and Yank version)

Gervais was pretty funny with his jokes on the golden globes, not that i watched them, but i read about it later

That show is great. :D

tis, the old lady likes it too and she is fairly new to it, so im getting the early versions so she'll quit bugging me about who is who and how these situations formed

Clegg told me this was going to be your next av, veteran. :D
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_JuFunsIlgxs/R9xr9r0LjNI/AAAAAAAAAUA/2r26_ZUznIg/DSC03462.JPG

Both the Brit and US version are very good.

I don't buy DVDs anymore because I got fed up of buying a DVD and then a 'special edition version' being released a month later.

tis, the old lady likes it too and she is fairly new to it, so im getting the early versions so she'll quit bugging me about who is who and how these situations formed

Old lady?

How old are you? :D

Clegg told me this was going to be your next av, veteran. :D
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_JuFunsIlgxs/R9xr9r0LjNI/AAAAAAAAAUA/2r26_ZUznIg/DSC03462.JPG

the jury is still out, but its in the running

:wank:

Both the Brit and US version are very good.

I don't buy DVDs anymore because I got fed up of buying a DVD and then a 'special edition version' being released a month later.

i used to just download **** on to my ps3 (whole series of Arrested Development) but when my HDD crashed, those bastards wont let me re download it for free

:nonono:

so im attempting torrents which i will transfer to my ps3 HDD once they are completed

Old lady?

How old are you? :D

aye, 28, and its just terminology

Both the Brit and US version are very good.

I don't buy DVDs anymore because I got fed up of buying a DVD and then a 'special edition version' being released a month later.

I haven't seen the British version, but I'm sure it's better. :D

Brits > Yanks

I haven't seen the British version, but I'm sure it's better. :D

Brits > Yanks

the messed up thing about the toilet chics is, if you google.com/image for girl on toilet etc or similar, you get most of your results are pedo pics

:nonono:

sick sick world

aye, 28, and its just terminology

I know

old lady = main squeeze

But, mostly old people say that. :D

28? I'd spark you out, at 18. :D

the messed up thing about the toilet chics is, if you google.com/image for girl on toilet etc or similar, you get most of your results are pedo pics

:nonono:

sick sick world

I never was a fan of the stupid toilet beezy pics.

I know

old lady = main squeeze

But, mostly old people say that. :D

28? I'd spark you out, at 18. :D

you'd duck me all day every day son

I never was a fan of the stupid toilet beezy pics.

initially i just thought the chic in the first one was hot, im ready to ditch the idea because its grown too big and peeps talk about it too much..

i just like hot *****es

:luvbed:

you'd duck me all day every day son

initially i just thought the chic in the first one was hot, im ready to ditch the idea because its grown too big and peeps talk about it too much..

i just like hot *****es

:luvbed:

Are you really a Veteran or just a big fat phony? :D

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Are you really a Veteran or just a big fat phony? :D

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its unrelated to the military... something that dates back to high school

its unrelated to the military... something that dates back to high school

I knew it, you're a great big fat phony!

I knew it, you're a great big fat phony!

aye, 73 kilos is not fat

wanker

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aye, 73 kilos is not fat

wanker

Fat Yank. :nonono:

im looking for a youtube or similar clip of Mark Wahlberg in The Departed, where he says the line "we would be cunts"

fetch loc, fetch

i'll pay

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Finally listened to that radio clip you uploaded a week or two ago Loc.

Jack vs Crillz wasn't Jack's fault IMO, it's only really when he argued with Lefty at the end that he was over the top.

Finally listened to that radio clip you uploaded a week or two ago Loc.

Jack vs Crillz wasn't Jack's fault IMO, it's only really when he argued with Lefty at the end that he was over the top.

I agree.

Wtf was the big deal about him saying "Floyd is full of ****"? I guess he never heard a Floyd insult. :D

I agree.

Wtf was the big deal about him say "Floyd is full of ****"? I guess they've never heard a Floyd insult. :D

Yeah, some guys just get offended when you criticise their favourite boxer. Very gay :nonono:

Do they just talk about Floyd all the time?

Yeah, some guys just get offended when you criticise their favourite boxer. Very gay :nonono:

Do they just talk about Floyd all the time?

Idk, I only heard those parts. They were arguing about Chad Dawson as well. :D

Idk, I only heard those parts. They were arguing about Chad Dawson as well. :D

You should set up a show, that way more of the non-gay posters would call in :D

I would set up a Brit one, but I don't like my voice and I wouldn't know what to say either :lol1:

You should set up a show, that way more of the non-gay posters would call in :D

I would set up a Brit one, but I don't like my voice and I wouldn't know what to say either :lol1:

Aye, it was **** not having any posters I talk to there. :nonono:

And I hate my voice too. :lol1:

If it's a facebook application that they're using, why do you have to use a phone to call in, rather than just use skype or something like that?

Do any of you **** have a life?

I think everyone hates their voice unless your Michael Clarke Duncan or Vin Diesel.

Do any of you **** have a life?

:puppy_dog That's a bit harsh.

If it's a facebook application that they're using, why do you have to use a phone to call in, rather than just use skype or something like that?

Aye, Idk, saying they have radio show must make them feel cool.

Do any of you **** have a life?

I spend my time hanging out with friends, getting drunk, getting high, watching films, watching boxing, playing computer games, wanking and talking **** on here.

Do any of you **** have a life?

I'm gonna stop feeding you.

Ive been watching a few days now at work and it seems to me a few are never off here.

I think everyone hates their voice unless your Michael Clarke Duncan or Vin Diesel.

Aye, or Tom Jones. :D

I would like to get a job though. It's not that I dislike having unlimited free time, but having a bit more money and more of a structure to my life would be good.

Aye, Idk, saying they have radio show must make them feel cool.

Good chat up line too.

Hey. Me name's Loccy. I have me own radio show. What's your number, slag?

I would like to get a job though. It's not that I dislike having unlimited free time, but having a bit more money and more of a structure to my life would be good.

Not much going in the way of jobs at the moment, mate. I'm making do with bar work for now.

I don't have a job.