I was literally wanking with joy for weeks when they got relegated to League one.

:D

Hard for a neutral to like them really. I remember when their chairman was spending more than the club could afford because he was an idiot, their players were commiting racist attacks, and their manager was writing a book chasing in on the whole thing. Oh yeah, and their fans are cunts!

I only had bernard dunnes pic in my avatar because he was irish and was defending his world title, i never liked him as a person nor was i fan of his boxing style but because he was an irishman i made an exception... Then bernard decided to brawl with the hardest hitting SBW in the division and i lost all respect for him as a boxer and if you dont like that clegg go **** yourself!

Stop crying like a baby you stupid car bombing prat:lol1:

You tell someone they are disloyal, when you are the most disloyal poster there is. If you don't like someone pointing out what a **** poster you are, then you shouldn't try preaching at others. You probably only give a **** about Sutherland's death because he hadn't lost yet.

Trivia question: who is the only boxer **** enough to lose to Brandon Vera in the past 2 years? :D

Trivia question: who is the only boxer **** enough to lose to Brandon Vera in the past 2 years? :D
I got you little cunt clegg your a nobody lol!

:D

Hard for a neutral to like them really. I remember when their chairman was spending more than the club could afford because he was an idiot, their players were commiting racist attacks, and their manager was writing a book chasing in on the whole thing. Oh yeah, and their fans are cunts!

They used to always look down there noses at Chelsea too, especially during the David O'Leary era.

Who's laughing now Leeds, you dirty bunch of inbred cunts!

I hope Man Utd put 12 past them in the cup.

Did i hurt you feelings clegg you little *****???

Did i hurt you feelings clegg you little *****???

Yeah, I'm crying my eyes out right now. It hurt my feelings to put you in your place and make you look like an even bigger fool. Go back to Pinoy Lang and insult Pacquiao for no reason, that's a constructive contribution to the forum:ugh:

Last time you were in here I asked your favourite boxers but you didn't reply :nonono:

Sorry buddy I must have missed it.

I'm 24 now.

I grew up on abit of Prince Naz kinda. I enjoyed his style and talk but I was only young.

Nigel Benn VS Mcclellan was one of my most memorable fights when I was very young.

It was only really a few years ago that I really got into it. Started buying DVD's and I have been to one fight. Amir VS St claire.

I'm a fan of Pacquaio, Cotto, Khan, Haye and Kessler.

One of my fav boxers today is Nigel Benn. I loved his style and the way he talked and thought. I'm also also a fan of Calzaghe.

I appreciate slick skills from Mayweather, but I like toe to toe stuff on the whole.

Basically I'm a fan of most boxers that I know of. The more you know, the more likely I enjoy someone.

It's better than Andy Lee's stamina.

I'm thinking it's better than David Haye's but not as good as Cotto.

My avatar is definitely a 7 rounder.

Yeah, I'm crying my eyes out right now. It hurt my feelings to put you in your place and make you look like an even bigger fool. Go back to Pinoy Lang and insult Pacquiao for no reason, that's a constructive contribution to the forum:ugh:
And not 1 pinoy red k me why? because they knew it was a joke. you put nobody in their place clegg your not capable.

Sorry buddy I must have missed it.

I'm 24 now.

I grew up on abit of Prince Naz kinda. I enjoyed his style and talk but I was only young.

Nigel Benn VS Mcclellan was one of my most memorable fights when I was very young.

It was only really a few years ago that I really got into it. Started buying DVD's and I have been to one fight. Amir VS St claire.

I'm a fan of Pacquaio, Cotto, Khan, Haye and Kessler.

One of my fav boxers today is Nigel Benn. I loved his style and the way he talked and thought. I'm also also a fan of Calzaghe.

I appreciate slick skills from Mayweather, but I like toe to toe stuff on the whole.

Basically I'm a fan of most boxers that I know of. The more you know, the more likely I enjoy someone.

Too many people are afraid or feel awkward to talk about that fight. What a performance by the Dark Destroyer.

I only had bernard dunnes pic in my avatar because he was irish and was defending his world title, i never liked him as a person nor was i fan of his boxing style but because he was an irishman i made an exception... Then bernard decided to brawl with the hardest hitting SBW in the division and i lost all respect for him as a boxer and if you dont like that clegg go **** yourself!

So you had a fighter you didn't even like in your avater just because he was Irish, and then you lose respect for him for going to war.

You don't see anything wrong with that?

And not 1 pinoy red k me why? because they knew it was a joke. you put nobody in their place clegg your not capable.

Or, they're sleeping and never saw the post, by the little known snitch.

So you had a fighter you didn't even like in your avater just because he was Irish, and then you lose respect for him for going to war.

You don't see anything wrong with that?

You turned your back on Marquez the ******!

You turned your back on Marquez the ******!

I never liked that ******.

So you had a fighter you didn't even like in your avater just because he was Irish, and then you lose respect for him for going to war.

You don't see anything wrong with that?
Bernard dunne was tko in 1 round by kiko martinez because he has no chin, going to war with with the most feared SBW in the world was just plain stupid....... Im allowed to diss fighters from my country too you know.

I never liked that ******.

You ever eaten a ******?

Bernard dunne was tko in 1 round by kiko martinez because he has no chin, going to war with with the most feared SBW in the world was just plain stupid....... Im allowed to diss fighters from my country too you know.

In that case he shouldn't have ever became a Boxer in the first place.

You ever eaten a ******?

I don't believe I have.

In that case he shouldn't have ever became a Boxer in the first place.
Bernard dunne did ok on the boxing scene even if he is a Dublin wanker!

I don't believe I have.

You should try em. They're delicious.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/36082/c18a1bc94b8393af655ab36305b805d1.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2854199-original.html)

Just opened my first can of the day.

You should try em. They're delicious.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/36082/c18a1bc94b8393af655ab36305b805d1.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2854199-original.html)

:lol1:

JMM drinks piss while he eats that.

Chunk, who's the Prem manager caught dicking a prossie?

My father is getting a puppy German Shepherd for Christmas. I asked if I could name it. :D

http://ccsgsd.com/Ava_1a.jpg

I bet Hayden likes German Shepherds. :D

I was thinking of calling it Reservoir. :D

Chunk, who's the Prem manager caught dicking a prossie?

LOL, I've been thinking about this all day. Steve Bruce or Gary Megson. Them two look like Brothel tourists.

I was thinking of calling it Reservoir. :D

Have you seen the picture of Hayden dressed up as Jessica Rabbit?:wank:

Have you seen the picture of Hayden dressed up as Jessica Rabbit?:wank:

Nah, just seen it now. :D

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/ul/2658-hayden1.jpg

Which looks better from the neck up?
http://www.votingblogg.com/hayden-vs-amber1.jpg

Which looks better from the neck up?
http://www.votingblogg.com/hayden-vs-amber1.jpg

I seen that pic a few days ago.

Hayden >

Hayden looks fit in 98% of her pics.

Hayden with a Doc Holliday Santa. :D
http://i45.tinypic.com/5a0xeo.jpg

I'd take Amber Heard. She's high on my P4P list.

Chunk, who would you take prime for prime, Denise van Outen or Baby Spice?

I'd take Amber Heard. She's high on my P4P list.

Chunk, who would you take prime for prime, Denise van Outen or Baby Spice?

Denise van Outen, even though birds with double barrel surnames usually get nothing from me.

And i have one.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ed7ak1.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/wtukk7.jpg

Denise van Outen, even though birds with double barrel surnames usually get nothing from me.

And i have one.

You posh bastard!

http://i49.tinypic.com/wtukk7.jpg

She must be smoking at least 20 cigs a day going by her teeth in that pic.

She must be smoking at least 20 cigs a day going by her teeth in that pic.

That slut Hilton is a horrible influence on her. :nonono:
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hayden-panettiere-smoking.jpg

Too many people are afraid or feel awkward to talk about that fight. What a performance by the Dark Destroyer.

Yes indeed. Sad ending but that can't take away what a fight it was. What a storyline and what a man Benn is

Benn>everyone

Benn>everyone

Aye, I quit on the Lennox HL, and will make one of the Dark Destroyer. :D

Shame Benn isn't around now. He'd rape Pavlik, Kessler, Ward, Froch, Dirrell etc.

Taylor vs Benn would be like that scene in Jurassic Park where they feed the goat to the T-Rex.

Abraham would be the toughest fight for him because he has the D to block what Benn throws and the power to hurt Benn badly.

Nah, just seen it now. :D

where is this pic???

:dunno:

its time for a wank

where is this pic???

:dunno:

its time for a wank

It's **** quality, google it yourself. :D

It's **** quality, google it yourself. :D

i did

meh, f*ck it

i'll wank to a REAL woman i guess

Wank to Amber Heard :wank:

None of you deserve to wank to Hayden.

None of you deserve to wank to Hayden.

as decent as she is, surely you could come up with something better for your sig...

and get that unprofessional homo out of there

:nonono:

as decent as she is, surely you could come up with something better for your sig...

and get that unprofessional homo out of there

:nonono:

Merry Christmas to you too, prick.

Merry Christmas to you too, prick.

Merry Christmas Eve Loc


:fest30:

I'm drunk.

Crabbies is(are?) gay!

Amanda Holden should be tested for HIV

Prime vs prime, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar?

I'd take JLH, personally.

I don't care, I'd be happy with either one, they're not Hayden anyway.

Yeah, I like both too.

They are a bit past prime, sadly. If I made a '10 hottest actresses list' they wouldn't be on it. 10 years ago they maybe would've been the top 2.

Young Hewitt was fine as hell. :wank:
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Yeah, she really was great to look at. I used to have a bit of an obsession with her. Actually not really an obsession, but lots of wanking and watching her films and music videos. Back then there was no cheap internet, so I had to rely on VHS.

I'm watching a SMG film at the moment: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068678/

Yeah, she really was great to look at. I used to have a bit of an obsession with her. Actually not really an obsession, but lots of wanking and watching her films and music videos. Back then there was no cheap internet, so I had to rely on VHS.

I'm watching a SMG film at the moment: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068678/

You watch alot of films. :D

I didn't watch one yesterday or even the day before I think:(

I wanted to re-watch Team America or Chasing Amy but had to download them first as I couldn't find my copies:(

Prime JLH was a super sexy beezy :D

I didn't watch one yesterday or even the day before I think:(

I wanted to re-watch Team America or Chasing Amy but had to download them first as I couldn't find my copies:(

Prime JLH was a super sexy beezy :D

I've watched a ton of films in the pass few days for my standards. :D

Aye, Prime JL-Hewitt is an ATG beezy.

I didn't watch one yesterday or even the day before I think

I wanted to re-watch Team America or Chasing Amy but had to download them first as I couldn't find my copies

Prime JLH was a super sexy beezy

yes she was a scorcher

but my how she let herself go :nonono:

http://www.0kay.net/jennifer_love_hewitt/jennifer_love_hewitt_hawaii_bikini_fat.jpg

http://101cafe.com/images/jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/24/21/jennifer-love-hewitt-set-candids-01.0.0.0x0.608x912.jpeg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295640/

Wonder if that film is any good.

There was once a wise king who ruled over a vast city. He was feared for his might and loved for his wisdom. Now in the heart of the city, there was a well whose waters were pure and crystalline from which the king and all the inhabitants drank. When all were asleep, an enemy entered the city and poured seven drops of a strange liquid into the well. And he said that henceforth all who drink this water shall become mad.

All the people drank of the water, but not the king. And the people began to say, "The king is mad and has lost his reason. Look how strangely he behaves. We cannot be ruled by a madman, so he must be dethroned."

The king grew very fearful, for his subjects were preparing to rise against him. So one evening, he ordered a golden goblet to be filled from the well, and he drank deeply. The next day, there was great rejoicing among the people, for their beloved king had finally regained his reason.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295640/

Wonder if that film is any good.

The worst movie I've ever seen, 1 January 2003
1/10
Author: inju from austria

I don't know where to start but one thing is for sure, this is the worst film I've ever seen.

The plot is everything but good (a guy wakes up to find out that he has "lost" his penis), the acting is poor - Joop for example mumbles his lines which makes it sometimes very hard to understand him at all - and the few attempts to be fun (Jekyll tries to have sex even without his penis) simply fail.

I really started to like German movies in the last some years but if this is the new German style I just have to stick to Hollywood productions.

The worst movie I've ever seen, 1 January 2003
1/10
Author: inju from austria

I don't know where to start but one thing is for sure, this is the worst film I've ever seen.

The plot is everything but good (a guy wakes up to find out that he has "lost" his penis), the acting is poor - Joop for example mumbles his lines which makes it sometimes very hard to understand him at all - and the few attempts to be fun (Jekyll tries to have sex even without his penis) simply fail.

I really started to like German movies in the last some years but if this is the new German style I just have to stick to Hollywood productions.

This and Troll 2 are the films i want to see. :lol1:

Trivia question: who is the only boxer **** enough to lose to Brandon Vera in the past 2 years? :D

oooh oooh oooh

i think i know this one.

give me another hint.

This and Troll 2 are the films i want to see. :lol1:

This one is #1.
http://www.dorsch.com/images/plakat_daniel.jpg

http://www.availableimages.com/images/previews/Fat%20Slags%20%282004%29.jpg

Loc, have you seen Cruel Intentions? That's a good one for perving on prime SMG and prime Reese Witherspoon.

SMG just went swimming in the film I'm watching. Only saw a little bit of cleavage though.

I'm drunk.

had a half a bottle of wine cooler now did we?

http://www.availableimages.com/images/previews/Fat%20Slags%20%282004%29.jpg

Haha. I just found that film on Youtube. going to watch it later.

Haha. I just found that film on Youtube. going to watch it later.

Post a review of it later:D

We should all watch it and have a thread about it. I wonder if it's as **** as they say.

Post a review of it later:D

We should all watch it and have a thread about it. I wonder if it's as **** as they say.

LOL. some of the comments on Youtube about it

I never understood this movie or the point of it. all i gnow is that these girls are fat.

terrible movie but ive been waiting a long time for somebody to upload it so thanks

When are the jokes? Viz is funny, this utter ****.

Crabbies is(are?) gay!

Saving the rest for tomorrow.

Loc, have you seen Cruel Intentions? That's a good one for perving on prime SMG and prime Reese Witherspoon.

SMG just went swimming in the film I'm watching. Only saw a little bit of cleavage though.

Nah, I don't watch films with a female as the main character.

Glad i don't live in Scotland. -10 tonight

Nah, I don't watch films with a female as the main character.

The guy is the main character:banana:

The guy is the main character:banana:

It has a low rating. :D

Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?

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:wank:
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Veronika Decides To Die was crap. The first few minutes were good, and some of the early stuff wasn't bad, but the second half was just **** and weak.

Veronika Decides To Die was crap. The first few minutes were good, and some of the early stuff wasn't bad, but the second half was just **** and weak.

That's why you don't let a woman do a man's job.

Glad i don't live in Scotland. -10 tonight

What a *****.

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

Anatomy 101.

Anatomy 101.

maybe it's a tumor.

Big Clits = Micro Penis

I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!

I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!

Classic film. Somebody get me a download, I want to watch it again.

Classic film. Somebody get me a download, I want to watch it again.

http://www.movshare.net/video/g8ouluu397dc7

Big Clits = Micro Penis

kindergarten cop , cunt.

stay on topic.

Anyone got a pic of a ***** that they have ****ed?

some people in this forum actually think i'm british. :nonono:

i don't know whether to take that as a compliment or be offended.

Bought myself a Digital Camera this evening.

The Lumix DMC-TZ6:

http://www.panasonic.co.uk/html/en_GB/Products/LUMIX+Digital+Cameras/Super+Zoom/DMC-TZ6/Overview/2032514/index.html

250 Quid. The cunt that sold me it posted this smiley shortly after:

:owned2:

some people in this forum actually think i'm british. :nonono:

i don't know whether to take that as a compliment or be offended.

Hit me up with green K because I always knew you was from samoa

Bought myself a Digital Camera this evening.

The Lumix DMC-TZ6:

http://www.panasonic.co.uk/html/en_GB/Products/LUMIX+Digital+Cameras/Super+Zoom/DMC-TZ6/Overview/2032514/index.html

250 Quid. The cunt that sold me it posted this smiley shortly after:

:owned2:

How muh is it normally?>

How muh is it normally?>

The cheapest I saw it going for was 185 but that was without the accessories.

The cheapest I saw it going for was 185 but that was without the accessories.

So you got a deal then? :p

Aye, we haggled to be sure.

Aye, we haggled to be sure.

Why did the salesman say you got owned? :o

Hit me up with green K because I always knew you was from samoa

Le Manu Samoae ua malo ona fai o le faiva
Le Manu Samoae ia malu ona fai o le faiva
Le Manu Samoa lenei ua ou sau
Leai se isi Manu oi le atu laulau
Ua ou sau nei ma le mea atoa
O lou malosi ua atoatoa
Ia e faatafa ma e soso ese
Leaga o lenei manu e uiga ese
Le Manu Samoa
Le Manu Samoa
Le Manu Samoa e o mai I Samoa Le Manu!

Why did the salesman say you got owned? :o

When I wasn't looking he whipped his **** out and came all over my turkey.

I hate Christmas. Family members calling, asking me why I haven't sent any cards or presents.
Cunts!

Aye, we haggled to be sure.

laddie's budget for gifts for himself > laddie's budget for gifts for family and friends

I hate Christmas. Family members calling, asking me why I haven't sent any cards or presents.
Cunts!

get in the giving spirit , cunt!

Le Manu Samoae ua malo ona fai o le faiva,le manu samoae ia malu ona fai o le faiva
Le Manu Samoa lenei ua ou sau
Leai se isi Manu oi le atu laulau
Ua ou sau nei ma le mea atoa
O lou malosi ua atoatoa
Ia e faatafa ma e soso ese
Leaga o lenei manu e uiga ese
Le Manu Samoa
Le Manu Samoa
Le Manu Samoa e o mai I Samoa Le Manu!

I would green you back but I gave out too much today. Tomrrow my samoan brother.

OUTE ALOFA IA TE O'E

laddie's budget for gifts for himself > laddie's budget for gifts for family and friends

Not true. I spent 300 on my 1-year-old Nephew.

Thanks guys, my green shot up to 21792 and it was 172 before both of you greened me. How does it work? Jumped up quite abit

Not true. I spent 300 on my 1-year-old Nephew.

F*ck me, that's more than I spent on my whole family.

What could you buy a 1 year old worth 300 notes?

get in the giving spirit , cunt!

Red K given.

I feel better already.

F*ck me, that's more than I spent on my whole family.

What could you buy a 1 year old worth 300 notes?

A **** load of clothes, toys and supplies to ease the burden on my Sister.

I would green you back but I gave out too much today. Tomrrow my samoan brother.

OUTE ALOFA IA TE O'E

O lea lava o lelei a'u.

Red K given.

I feel better already.

Hit me up with 100 k and I'll green you for free

A **** load of clothes, toys and supplies to ease the burden on my Sister.

Wish I was you man lover so you could buy me something for 500. The bumming is worth it. Dman I'm prostituting myself

Wish I was you man lover so you could buy me something for 500. The bumming is worth it. Dman I'm prostituting myself

FFS, mate - way to gay up the thread. :greddy2:







































:D

O lea lava o lelei a'u.

Fuk me I don't wanna pay money for a translator.

I'll green you tomorrow if you tell me what it means :D

Not true. I spent 300 on my 1-year-old Nephew.

babies are expensive.

their tiny clothes cost more than my clothes.

how the hell is that possible?



it's okay. nephews are pretty fun. you get to teach them how to play football , basketball , etc. , teach them how to bike , roller blade , shooting , play video games.

i still gotta take my bastard nephew to find his bike today. can't find him one the right size , good enough and at a decent price.

it seems like bike stores only carry expensive bikes for little kids. probably to sucker the parents.

Fuk me I don't wanna pay money for a translator.

I'll green you tomorrow if you tell me what it means :D

you're not samoan?

cunt. i thought you were.

it's still just me and roger yomama.

babies are expensive.

their tiny clothes cost more than my clothes.

how the hell is that possible?



it's okay. nephews are pretty fun. you get to teach them how to play football , basketball , etc. , teach them how to bike , roller blade , shooting , play video games.

i still gotta take my bastard nephew to find his bike today. can't find him one the right size , good enough and at a decent price.

it seems like bike stores only carry expensive bikes for little kids. probably to sucker the parents.

Nah, I won't be doing any of that ****.

babies are expensive.

their tiny clothes cost more than my clothes.

how the hell is that possible?



it's okay. nephews are pretty fun. you get to teach them how to play football , basketball , etc. , teach them how to bike , roller blade , shooting , play video games.

i still gotta take my bastard nephew to find his bike today. can't find him one the right size , good enough and at a decent price.

it seems like bike stores only carry expensive bikes for little kids. probably to sucker the parents.

Ebay has cheap bikes for kids

you're not samoan?

cunt. i thought you were.

it's still just me and roger yomama.

I googled i love you in samoan. Anything else is damn impossible man lol

I thought you was a pinoy :p

£300 is a ****ing generous xmas presents for a nephew though laddie. My kids have had less than 100 spent on them between them.

£300 is a ****ing generous xmas presents for a nephew though laddie. My kids have had less than 100 spent on them between them.

They've got your morning ****s to whiff - that's more than enough.

£300 is a ****ing generous xmas presents for a nephew though laddie. My kids have had less than 100 spent on them between them.

They say 12 year olds beg and ask for expensive things like PS3, DIGI CAMS etc when their parents had a hand knit jumpers and 1 candle per bedroom at night.

Now it's getting to the stage where people spend 300 quid on babies and all the baby will do is puke on it

Yes oasis lkad, I'm not jealous :p

They've got your morning ****s to whiff - that's more than enough.

Aye, and the little cunts aren't even grateful for it. They still want presents from Santa.

I told them he'll do a big steaming dump in their stocking this year if they're bad.

They say 12 year olds beg and ask for expensive things like PS3, DIGI CAMS etc when their parents had a hand knit jumpers and 1 candle per bedroom at night.

Now it's getting to the stage where people spend 300 quid on babies and all the baby will do is puke on it

Yes oasis lkad, I'm not jealous :p

God bless 'em.

I had a pretty **** childhood, so maybe I just want the little fella to be happy.

I googled i love you in samoan. Anything else is damn impossible man lol

I thought you was a pinoy :p

dad is pinoy and part spanish , mom is chinese but born in philippines , born in samoa , grew up in new zealand my teenage years , lived in cornwall when i was a royal marine and now reside in the america as a british citizen.

I had a pretty **** childhood, so maybe I just want the little fella to be happy.

x-mas is for the kids anyway.

sometimes i just get my friends (the few i do actually have) kids stuff and nothing for my friends.

dad is pinoy and part spanish , mom is chinese but born in philippines , born in samoa , grew up in new zealand my teenage years , lived in cornwall when i was a royal marine and now reside in the america as a british citizen.

Hope you find a wife that is pure nigerian from 15x generations atleast then to even it out :D

I had a pretty **** childhood, so maybe I just want the little fella to be happy.

I guess so, but you should make BS people an uncle by adopting a baby

I had a pretty **** childhood, so maybe I just want the little fella to be happy.

Me childhood was fine. It's me adulthood that's ****.

Me childhood was fine. It's me adulthood that's ****.

Am I abusing you too much? :op:

Am I abusing you too much? :op:

Not enough, Laddie.

Not enough, Laddie.

you have 161 mil on BS. Life treats you very well cry baby

you have 161 mil on BS. Life treats you very well cry baby

That cost me a kidney.

That cost me a kidney.

How much do you get paid in every 2 days?

That cost me a kidney.

Well god gave you 2 so that you could be e rich on here

I've got 5 hearts, 12 livers and 2 ****s.

I've got 5 hearts, 12 livers and 2 ****s.

Without a bumhole, that's no good son

Without a bumhole, that's no good son

Sssshhhhhh..... no one is supposed to know. :spankme:

Ninjavideo are showing Inglorious Basterds, The Hangover, District 9, Final Destination part 2 billion, Jennifer's Body and The Gamer, all in HD!

The Hoff will be coming up me chimney tonight.

The Hoff will be coming up me chimney tonight.

Instead of Milk & Cookies, will you be leaving a Stella and some Madras?

Instead of Milk & Cookies, will you be leaving a Stella and some Madras?

That I will, Laddie.

I think I can hear him now outside. 'Oi oi oi. Merry feckin' Christmas, cunts' is what he's saying.
Alan bless him.

Hope you find a wife that is pure nigerian from 15x generations atleast then to even it out :D

she has to be african.

i'm not into american black women.

i find the real african black women much better looking.

That I will, Laddie.

I think I can hear him now outside. 'Oi oi oi. Merry feckin' Christmas, cunts' is what he's saying.
Alan bless him.

Wasn't he off on another Caribbean cruise?

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my nephew is watching the selena gomez show on disney.

she's quite attractive and very cute.

Wasn't he off on another Caribbean cruise?

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Aye..............

Things could be worse, Laddie.

my nephew is watching the selena gomez show on disney.

she's quite attractive and very cute.

Just googled her... she's 17.

1 year past her prime.

my nephew is watching the selena gomez show on disney.

she's quite attractive and very cute.

Would you do a ten stretch just to stick yer lickle fella in her poop hole?

Would you do a ten stretch just to stick yer lickle fella in her poop hole?

yes.

she looks innocent.

bet she's a screamer.

Just googled her... she's 17.

1 year past her prime.

taking her virginity would have been well worth the prison time.

On teh Jack D & Stella combo tonight.

taking her virginity would have been well worth the prison time.

It's 16 here to **** a girl, but I'm saving myself until I get married. I'm saving up so 2013 it is then :)

It's 16 here to **** a girl, but I'm saving myself until I get married. I'm saving up so 2013 it is then :)

Saving yerself for the greatest 50 seconds of your life.

is it just me or does getting to do a girl anally lose a little of its appeal when the girl is into it?

Saving yerself for the greatest 50 seconds of your life.

that's a myth.

i didn't finish fast the 1st time.

Saving yerself for the greatest 50 seconds of your life.

I have seen a programme on TV called life.

It was about this bird who picked up blue feather, red and orange leaves and spent 2 years making a twig house. He would display his stuff and very rarely a female may be interested if it looks good. their sex is more like a 1 second rape.

No homo

is it just me or does getting to do a girl anally lose a little of its appeal when the girl is into it?

Not really, but it's always good to spunk in their hair or surprise them.

An Andre Dirrell favourite:

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My straw reaches acccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooossssssssssss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake!

The **** you on, son?

Lickle Oscar:

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PS: What do you chaps think of the fruity decor? I let a lady friend of mine decorate the living room. :nonono:

Ellerbe: "I want muscles":

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:beerchug: Merry Christmas people :beerchug:

Looks rarther gay

Agreed. ......................

And to think I actually PAID her to do it.

:beerchug: Merry Christmas people :beerchug:

Merry Christmas, babes. Have a good 'un.

Agreed. ......................

And to think I actually PAID her to do it.

Ask for your money back.

Name your top 5 most hated football teams?

Ask for your money back.

I bloody well should an all.

The sad thing is, that it will stay like that because I'm too lazy to change it. :grumble:

Name your top 5 most hated football teams?


Bristol City
Swansea City
Leeds United
Wolverhapton Wanderers
Liverpool.

Name your top 5 most hated football teams?

Rangers
Queens Park Rangers
Rangers
Rangers
Rangers

Liverpool
Arsenal
Spurs
Leeds Utd
West Ham

“Champagne” Charlie Nicholas.

http://www.givemefootball.com/GMF/files/c4/c4583c75-b393-4d6e-a734-984bdb0f4d6a.jpg

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this guy was a prize cuntbag,

“Champagne” Charlie Nicholas.

http://www.givemefootball.com/GMF/files/c4/c4583c75-b393-4d6e-a734-984bdb0f4d6a.jpg

Ol' Charlie Boy.

Frank "Macca" McAvennie:

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Where's tha burdz?

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this guy was a prize cuntbag,

Fake ass hard man.

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Robin Friday. A true legend.


Ends career at Cardiff
In 1976 Friday moved to Cardiff City for the knock-down price of £30,000. The Cardiff City manager commented that he felt he was taking advantage of Reading, but was simply told "you'll see". Robin didn't disappoint and was arrested at Cardiff railway station on the day he arrived, having travelled from Reading railway station with just a platform ticket.[2] He started his playing career with Cardiff even more spectacularly, scoring twice against a defence directed by Bobby Moore. He lasted only twenty-five games with Cardiff before simply leaving football for good. Whilst playing against Mark Lawrenson for Cardiff against Brighton on the 31 October 1977, Friday became agitated by the future BBC pundit. He kicked Lawrenson in the face and received a red card before defecating in Lawrenson's kit bag.[3] Friday returned to non-league football and never played another professional game again - he claimed that he had had enough of people telling him what to do[4]. Reading manager Maurice Evans once told Friday: "If you would just settle down for three or four years, you could play for England." Friday is said to have replied with the question "How old are you?" Evans told him and Friday duly responded "I'm half your age and I've lived twice your life."



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this guy was a prize cuntbag,

Liverpool have a long history of lard arses playing for them.

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I've just been visited by three spirits, Jack D, Vodka, Bell's Whisky.

What advice did they give yer?

What advice did they give yer?

Have another glass.

Get yerself a snack.

Have a Christmas wank to some tranny ****.

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Tis Oscar, Laddie?

He looks like he can handle himself, he'll be the man of the house before yer know it. Keep yer guard up, babes.

Aye, that be lickle Oscar, babes.

My dogs would spark him out.

And all through the house not a creature was stirring...........

My dogs would spark him out.

Let's see 'em.

Let's see 'em.

I named him Mercy. :D
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I named him Mercy. :D
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What type is it?

What type is it?

German Shepherd. :D

German Shepherd. :D

German Shepherds are top 5 all-time Great dogs.

German Shepherds are top 5 all-time Great dogs.

Are pitbulls in there? :D

Are pitbulls in there? :D

Not a fan of Pit Bulls to be honest.

Not a fan of Pit Bulls to be honest.

I'm not really a fan of dogs to be honest. :D

I just DLed Easy Rider, about to watch it. :D

****ing Hicks. :nonono:

****ing Hicks. :nonono:

The bastards killed Jack! :sombrero:

The bastards killed Jack! :sombrero:

Aye, his character was funny. :lol1:

Aye, his character was funny. :lol1:

I only watch the movie up until the Hick ****.

I only watch the movie up until the Hick ****.

Really? Why did they kill him? :lol1:

Merry Christmas lads.

Merry Christmas lads.

The government knows all about.

Really? Why did they kill him? :lol1:

Ignorance. Jack gives a great monologue on the subject in the movie.

Ignorance. Jack gives a great monologue on the subject in the movie.

I liked when he was talking about the UFOs. :D

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I'm hungover, lads :(

It's not a terrible one, but still, I don't want a bad belly and an aching head on Xmas day.

Morning guys, I didn't brish my teeth

I'm hungover, lads :(

It's not a terrible one, but still, I don't want a bad belly and an aching head on Xmas day.

I got a headache, and no aspirin. :nonono:

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Here's the first of the day, fellas!

Morning guys, I didn't brish my teeth

Brish? Never heard of it.

Got a hangover cure, Laddie? Maybe help Rich with his headache and PensionKiller with his teeth as well while you're at it.

Got a hangover cure, Laddie? Maybe help Rich with his headache and PensionKiller with his teeth as well while you're at it.

Pint of water and convince yerself that it's healing..... like a placebo.

Name your top 5 most hated football teams?

1. denver broncos
2. kansas city chiefs
3. minnesota vikings
4. san diego chargers
5. green bay packers

felix navidad , bum boys.

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No wonder why we limeys have bad teeth, we go out and buy tooth paste to brish our teeths

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I'm gonna watch Scrooged later. Murray Christmas classic.

1. denver broncos
2. kansas city chiefs
3. minnesota vikings
4. san diego chargers
5. green bay packers

Oh yank, samoan, nz, cornwall, pinoy, chiense, spainsish ***

shouldn't it be more like

Khelsea
Man u
Sunderland
Giverpool

What do you call somebody who lies?

What, if they lie, they lie, who gives a ****.

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Hail satan!

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felix navidad , bum boys.

Kitten Natividad?

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1750-KittenNatividad@MyTutor.jpg

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lol THAT WAS ACE

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beautiful just

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Anyone who bought the RATM song is a gaylord.

Ditto for anyone who bought the X Factor song, but at least the latter don't think that the ***gy sheep-mentality campaign that they're following is somehow a form of rebellion.

I love a bit of (The) Queen.

Her speech gives me the horn every year.

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drink till your sober

ther is a amsiley gface onm the bottom of my glassds. hehehaahaa

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I started on the Jack Daniels at 7.45 AM. I'm now stone cold sober.

What a great day, eh?

i have a headache.

vodka is not good for you.

i have a headache.

vodka is not good for you.

No it's not. You should set a better example for yer nephew. Drink Scotch instead.

Happpppppy new yearssssssssssssss

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It's Fred West.