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Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 01:55 PM
The Brits in NSB, don't represent most Brits in the real world.

go make my video.

Clegg
11-30-2009, 01:56 PM
what the hell is with that girl in both of your avatars?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alyssa_Bustamante

Monkz
11-30-2009, 01:57 PM
what the hell is with that girl in both of your avatars?

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/11/alyssa_bustamante_15_charged_w.php

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 02:08 PM
Laddie, Kelly Hall pics. Get on it!

Who da fugg is Kelly Hall?!?

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 02:09 PM
Hehehehe, look at this country, U R gay!

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:12 PM
go make my video.

Later, lad, got to go to school soon.

Sir Tom Jones
11-30-2009, 02:19 PM
she is a messed up bird.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:31 PM
she is a messed up bird.

That's why we have her in are avatars, you should join us. :D

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 02:33 PM
.......................

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:35 PM
.......................

Who's Lee fighting next? Give me 4:1 odds and I'll bet with you. :D

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 02:37 PM
Who's Lee fighting next? Give me 4:1 odds and I'll bet with you. :D
I was actually born in london , what about yourself?

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:41 PM
I was actually born in london , what about yourself?

I knew it, you're Andy Lee himself! :lol1:

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 02:42 PM
Later, lad, got to go to school soon.

it's almost 8pm.

you go to school that late?

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:42 PM
I was born in Jerusalem, Israel.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:42 PM
it's almost 8pm.

you go to school that late?

Yeah, it's only for 2 hours.

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 02:46 PM
I knew it, you're Andy Lee himself! :lol1:
Nope im just a fan, does the world need another pacman & mayweather nutthugger?? i think not.....

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:47 PM
Nope im just a fan, does the world need another pacman & mayweather nutthugger?? i think not.....

You're right, Green K Given, just stop acting like the English want him to rep them. :D

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 02:54 PM
You're right, Green K Given, just stop acting like the English want him to rep them. :D
As far as i can see the english dont rep any of their fighters.... and everbody knows andys has irish nationality by choice no offence to the brits or anything but he made the choice the same as myself....

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 02:55 PM
As far as i can see the english dont rep any of their fighters.... and everbody knows andys has irish nationality by choice no offence to the brits or anything but he made the choice the same as myself....

Wasn't he raised there? And aren't the Irish British as well.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:01 PM
Wasn't he raised there? And aren't the Irish British as well.

ireland is a totally different island from britain , you twat.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:03 PM
ireland is a totally different island from britain , you twat.

The Welsh are still British though, right?

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:04 PM
the island on the left is ireland. the one on the right is britain.

http://www.history.umd.edu/Faculty/RPrice/Coursedirectory/219/Maps/Britain--Regions%20Map.gif

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 03:04 PM
Wasn't he raised there? And aren't the Irish British as well.
The republic of Ireland is not part of the uk although we do use their language and have the same sense of humour.... . i moved to ireland when i was 7 , andy moved when he was 12 both our parents are from ireland no british connections whatsoever... . i lost my ****ney accent in a year and i dont hear anything but a limerick accent on andy.... i suppose we both could be british if we wanted to.....

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:05 PM
Northern Ireland is part of Britain. The ROI isn't

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:05 PM
The Welsh are still British though, right?

cornwall , wales , england and scotland is all in one island.

ireland is an island to the west of britain.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:06 PM
Northern Ireland is part of Britain. The ROI isn't

northern ireland is not part of britain.

northern ireland is part of the united kingdom.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:06 PM
UK = Great Britain
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq317/pauljorg31/UK%20Maps/uk_counties_map.png

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:07 PM
Northern Ireland is part of Britain. The ROI isn't

So, I was partly right. :D

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:07 PM
northern ireland is not part of britain.

northern ireland is part of the united kingdom.

True. .....................

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:10 PM
UK = Great Britain
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq317/pauljorg31/UK%20Maps/uk_counties_map.png

that's why they call it united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland?

great britain is cornwall (the seat of power of the whole island) , scotland , wales and england (serfs of the celtic nations)

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 03:13 PM
Oliver cromwell look him up interesting guy.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:15 PM
that's why they call it united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland?

great britain is cornwall (the seat of power of the whole island) , scotland , wales and england (serfs of the celtic nations)

Northern Ireland is a part of Britain, thus they're British.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:16 PM
Oliver cromwell look him up interesting guy.

my great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great grandfather fought on the side of the royalists.

i spit on cromwell.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:17 PM
my great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great grandfather fought on the side of the royalists.

i spit on cromwell.

My Great Great Grandfather was a Jew. :lol1:

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:17 PM
Cromwell was a complete cunt.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:18 PM
Northern Ireland is a part of Britain, thus they're British.

they're part of the united kingdom of great britain whose citizens are called british.

people from northern ireland might call themself british (except the lads with the bombs and ak-47's of course) but northern ireland is not in britain.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:18 PM
Cromwell was a complete cunt.

:lol1: :rofl:

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:18 PM
My Great Great Grandfather was a Jew. :lol1:

you must be rich.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:19 PM
they're part of the united kingdom of great britain whose citizens are called british.

people from northern ireland might call themself british (except the lads with the bombs and ak-47's of course) but northern ireland is not in britain.

I know most of them probably don't call themselves British, but that's beside the point. :D

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 03:20 PM
you must be rich.

He kinda was, but he kept it to himself. :nonono:

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 03:22 PM
We have a great history with britain , it was`nt always pretty but god damn it was never boring.......

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:23 PM
I know most of them probably don't call themselves British, but that's beside the point. :D

the protestants do.

He kinda was, but he kept it to himself. :nonono:

not surprising.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 03:37 PM
northern ireland is not part of britain.

northern ireland is part of the united kingdom.

Britain is NI aswell, as the Irish are technically British. Britain is the shorthand for UKoGBaI.

Great Britain is just the mainland.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:39 PM
Just took a ****. T'was pleasant.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 03:41 PM
Just took a ****. T'was pleasant.

Did it slide out of your arse like an exhausted ****, lover?

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:42 PM
Did it slide out of your arse like an exhausted ****, lover?

That's a very fitting description. I did an all body shudder as it hit the water.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:43 PM
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Shambleton
11-30-2009, 03:46 PM
That's a very fitting description. I did an all body shudder as it hit the water.

I just did one myself. T'was a stubborn little fecker, I tell thee.

Took half a bog roll to remove all trace of it.

On a lighter note, I'm reading a rather splendid book.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SieYPYOYL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:47 PM
I just did one myself. T'was a stubborn little fecker, I tell thee.

Took half a bog roll to remove all trace of it.

On a lighter note, I'm reading a rather splendid book.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SieYPYOYL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Give us a summary?

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:47 PM
Britain is NI aswell, as the Irish are technically British. Britain is the shorthand for UKoGBaI.

Great Britain is just the mainland.

politically they are part of britain (the nation)

geographically they are not part of britain (the island)



it's like saying guam or hawaii is part of america.

guam and hawaii is not part of north america. they are part of the country united states of america.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 03:49 PM
What is Puerto Rico then? I've seen some Yanks on here try and claim it just so they'd have some champions.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:54 PM
What is Puerto Rico then? I've seen some Yanks on here try and claim it just so they'd have some champions.

puerto rico = guam

unincorporated u.s. territory.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 03:57 PM
politically they are part of britain (the nation)

geographically they are not part of britain (the island)



it's like saying guam or hawaii is part of america.

guam and hawaii is not part of north america. they are part of the country united states of america.

No, you mean Great Britain.

'Britain' now is just shorthand for 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.'

It's semantics I know, but it was actually specified by government that this should be the case.:wtf:

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 03:58 PM
No, you mean Great Britain.

'Britain' now is just shorthand for 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.'

It's semantics I know, but it was actually specified by government that this should be the case.:wtf:

can the irish be called limeys?

if not , how about the northern irish?

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 03:58 PM
Give us a summary?

It's just a book about making Shakey more accesible to the modern public without dumbing it down.

It's really good actually. Got it out from the library.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:00 PM
can the irish be called limeys?

if not , how about the northern irish?

I always thought that the term limey was only specific to the anglais chiennes. But laddie calls himself one and he's a sexy Scot.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:01 PM
It's just a book about making Shakey more accesible to the modern public without dumbing it down.

It's really good actually. Got it out from the library.

i love shakey.

a plain pepperoni pizza , fried chicken and mojo potatoes.

tough to beat.

http://www.socalpizza.com/images/PizzaChickenFront.jpg

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:02 PM
i love shakey.

a plain pepperoni pizza , fried chicken and mojo potatoes.

tough to beat.

http://www.socalpizza.com/images/PizzaChickenFront.jpg

It doesn't actually look like food.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:03 PM
I always thought that the term limey was only specific to the anglais chiennes. But laddie calls himself one and he's a sexy Scot.

i don't think it just applies to you english lads.

the yanks invented it for the royal navy guys.

scots , welsh and the cornish are in the royal navy not just the english.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:04 PM
It doesn't actually look like food.

you guys don't have shakey's pizza in GREAT britain? :nonono:

even third world philippines has shakey's.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:07 PM
you guys don't have shakey's pizza in GREAT britain? :nonono:

even third world philippines has shakey's.

We have Pizza hut, Dominoes, Famous moes and papa johns.

I only ever eat from the last two, because you only get one kilo of salt per pizza, compared to the 20 kilos from Pizza hut.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:09 PM
These are opening up over here.

http://munsee.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/building.jpg

We'll be as fat as you lot soon enough.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:10 PM
We have Pizza hut, Dominoes, Famous moes and papa johns.

I only ever eat from the last two, because you only get one kilo of salt per pizza, compared to the 20 kilos from Pizza hut.

pizza hut and dominoes is nasty.

i only eat shakey's , papa johns and the mom and pop italian joints.

do you guys have california pizza kitchen? girly pizza but it's good.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:18 PM
pizza hut and dominoes is nasty.

i only eat shakey's , papa johns and the mom and pop italian joints.

do you guys have california pizza kitchen? girly pizza but it's good.

No, not heard of it. I'm not a massive pizza fan TBH. To much cheese.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:20 PM
**** School. :lol1:

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:20 PM
No, not heard of it. I'm not a massive pizza fan TBH. To much cheese.

http://www.cpk.com/

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:22 PM
http://www.cpk.com/

That actually looks quite healthy.

I can't see it going down well in the USA.

:usa: **** yeah!!!

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:23 PM
That actually looks quite healthy.

I can't see it going down well in the USA.

:usa: **** yeah!!!

california.

don't confuse us with the fatties in the midwest and east coast.

we need to keep our bikini figures. :p

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:26 PM
california.

don't confuse us with the fatties in the midwest and east coast.

we need to keep our bikini figures. :p

True. How's your bikini body doing?

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:28 PM
my favorite cpk pizza.

goat cheese pizza.

roasted red and yellow peppers , grilled japanese eggplant , caramelized onions , italian parsley , applewood smoked bacon with mozzarella and goat cheese.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/411793817_bba4dcefc6.jpg

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 04:29 PM
True. How's your bikini body doing?

imagine a chinese version of rizoom.

more tanned and slightly less hairy.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 04:30 PM
I had Dominos the other day and it was delish.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 04:30 PM
Maybe you Yanks just can't cook?

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:30 PM
my favorite cpk pizza.

goat cheese pizza.

roasted red and yellow peppers , grilled japanese eggplant , caramelized onions , italian parsley , applewood smoked bacon with mozzarella and goat cheese.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/411793817_bba4dcefc6.jpg

Shut up, I'm starving myself at the moment.

I quite liked the look of the moroccan salad. I'm quite partial to a bit of north african food.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:32 PM
I had Dominos the other day and it was delish.

I worked at dominoes for about 3 weeks delivering pizzas when I first passed my driving test.

Never had one since, putrid filth.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:33 PM
http://commentsfromleftfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fattest-states-2008-big.gif

Fat Bloke
11-30-2009, 04:34 PM
I worked at dominoes for about 3 weeks delivering pizzas when I first passed my driving test.

Never had one since, putrid filth.

You a ****?

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:34 PM
Maybe you Yanks just can't cook?

Pizza is an Italian-Yank food.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 04:35 PM
I hate Texas. **** overrated state.

The Alamo and fat cunts, that's all that's there.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 04:36 PM
Pizza is an Italian-Yank food.

Doesn't mean they can cook it.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:36 PM
I hate Texas. **** overrated state.

The Alamo and fat cunts, that's all that's there.

Aye, **** Texas.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:36 PM
I'm gonna move to Mississippi.

I'd be the thinnest cunt there.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:37 PM
Doesn't mean they can cook it.

:lol1: @ the Red Baron Pizza ad.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:37 PM
I'm gonna move to Mississippi.

I'd be the thinnest cunt there.

:lol1: :lol1:

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:37 PM
Aye, **** Texas.

Who's the slag in your avi?

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:39 PM
Who's the slag in your avi?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alyssa_Bustamante

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:43 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alyssa_Bustamante

So why do you have her as you avatar?

As a joke? I don't get it...

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:44 PM
So why do you have her as you avatar?

As a joke? I don't get it...

For the lulz.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:47 PM
For the lulz.

So you have the image of a girl who murdered a 9 year old as your avatar?

:wow:

I knew you were a bit strange but I never realised that you are a complete freak.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:50 PM
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BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:50 PM
So you have the image of a girl who murdered a 9 year old as your avatar?

:wow:

I knew you were a bit strange but I never realised that you are a complete freak.

Yeah, she's no Ted Bundy.

Shambleton
11-30-2009, 04:52 PM
Whatever Trevor.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 04:55 PM
War Pacquiao!

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 04:56 PM
Whatever Trevor.

Well xxxx you, you mother xxxxxxx xxxx xxx *****.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 05:02 PM
War Tony Booth!

Monkz
11-30-2009, 05:04 PM
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:lol1: That's immense.

Left Hook Tua
11-30-2009, 05:14 PM
Maybe you Yanks just can't cook?

you're a brit.

anything that's not bland and soggy is delish.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 05:20 PM
Wham, bam, thankyou mam!

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Jamie Redknapp.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 05:46 PM
Take it easy fellas. We've got all night.

Flab
11-30-2009, 05:48 PM
Jamie Redknapp.

You're a fukin' glory hunter.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 05:52 PM
This trousersnake of mine.... tis reet grand.

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 06:02 PM
You're a fukin' glory hunter.

Joe '****ing' Cole!

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:16 PM
Joe fackin' Calzaghe!

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 06:19 PM
Joe Fackin' PASQUALE!

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 06:21 PM
"Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?''

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:29 PM
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:30 PM
Woo woo woo.

Flab
11-30-2009, 06:31 PM
Joe '****ing' Cole!

Glory hunting is strong in this one it is.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 06:32 PM
The Boy Who Cried Wolf:

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3195/snf3099g280427081a.jpg (http://img51.imageshack.us/i/snf3099g280427081a.jpg/) http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/snf3099g280427081a.jpg/1/w0.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img51/snf3099g280427081a.jpg/1/)

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:34 PM
The Boy Who Cried Wolf:

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I called him. Only to give him a hair cut.

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 06:45 PM
Inverurie Loco Works are away to Ross County in the Scottish Cup.

Naps
11-30-2009, 06:49 PM
Evening men, how are we all tonight?

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:52 PM
Naps! Naps! Naps!

Naps
11-30-2009, 06:54 PM
Naps! Naps! Naps!

Hello Southy. It was cold out there I tell you.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 06:59 PM
Hello Southy. It was cold out there I tell you.

I'll warm you up, Napsy. (no homo)

:luvbed:

Naps
11-30-2009, 07:04 PM
Mmm, lovely, been a while since I felt your warm and tender heat :luvbed:

So, what's the gossip, have I missed owt?

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 07:21 PM
Absolutely feck all.

This place has been dead without yer.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Gonna finsh off me cans, slip between the sheets and watch some X-Files.

Oasis_Lad
11-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Here's the the last of the day, fellas.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 07:51 PM
You're boring.

Southpaw Stinger
11-30-2009, 08:03 PM
Gonna finsh off me cans, slip between the sheets and watch some X-Files.


Have a wank over Skully for me.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 08:06 PM
DLing 3 Hayden films via uTorrent right now. :wank:

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 08:19 PM
I've got a huge spot on my neck.

Flab
11-30-2009, 08:25 PM
I've got a huge spot on my neck.

GLory hunter spot.

Chunk.
11-30-2009, 08:26 PM
It's really sore.

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 08:47 PM
**** Chelsea!

Gorgeous George
11-30-2009, 11:06 PM
http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/22/rafa_benitez_the_associated_press.jpg time up for benitez me thinks......

BOLLOCKS
11-30-2009, 11:52 PM
Times up, nikkgaz!

Clegg
12-01-2009, 12:35 AM
'ello ****-knuckle.

Clegg
12-01-2009, 03:46 AM
http://rgcred.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bob-dylan-and-johnny-cash-pic-2.jpg

Sir Tom Jones
12-01-2009, 04:37 AM
Bit of Elton in the morning.


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Monkz
12-01-2009, 05:02 AM
bit of elton in the morning.


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tuneeee!!!

Derranged
12-01-2009, 07:58 AM
Im still better than you, Chump.

I'll destroy you.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 08:22 AM
I've got a huge spot on my neck.

If it's at the back of the neck then it's an implant.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:25 AM
If it's at the back of the neck then it's an implant.

that's how they track you and beam you up to their ship when you're sleeping.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 08:29 AM
that's how they track you and beam you up to their ship when you're sleeping.

Correct. ...............

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 08:31 AM
For all the Clint Eastwood lovers out there ( Like meself ), he's got a new boxset coming out - here's the early box artwork:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8827/clinteastwoodscollectio.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/i/clinteastwoodscollectio.jpg/)

I'll definitely be picking this up. :banana:

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:40 AM
gran torino , unforgiven , dirty harry , the good the bad and the ugly , a fistful of dollars , for a few dollars more , kelly's heroes , in the line of fire , space cowboys , the rookie......

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 08:48 AM
gran torino , unforgiven , dirty harry , the good the bad and the ugly , a fistful of dollars , for a few dollars more , kelly's heroes , in the line of fire , space cowboys , the rookie......

:hitit: ..........................

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:56 AM
some idiot is asking in the lounge how tiger makes more money than other athletes.

how can people be so ignorant?

they pay lebron tens of millions of dollars to sell $100 shoes.

how much do you think they'll pay someone to sell $1,000 golf clubs?

common sense.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 10:16 AM
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Sick/
12-01-2009, 10:21 AM
some idiot is asking in the lounge how tiger makes more money than other athletes.

how can people be so ignorant?

they pay lebron tens of millions of dollars to sell $100 shoes.

how much do you think they'll pay someone to sell $1,000 golf clubs?

common sense.

Tiger Woods is a bum

Reason
12-01-2009, 10:26 AM
*****es aint **** but Tricks and Hoes

Reason
12-01-2009, 10:28 AM
I love Hayden

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 10:30 AM
I love Hayden

Hello PB32!

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 11:02 AM
Tiger Woods is a bum

me thinks you try too hard.

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 11:04 AM
me thinks you try too hard.

He's a boring cunt!

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 11:07 AM
He's a boring cunt!

did you and demise respond to derranged's "chunk and demise are cunts" chain letter?

Clegg
12-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Am I a cunt for liking BMX stunt videos?

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 11:34 AM
did you and demise respond to derranged's "chunk and demise are cunts" chain letter?

I left a message on his profile.

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:04 PM
I smell of piss.

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 02:07 PM
I smell of piss.

How long sense you had a shower?

I might have a bath full with Dettol.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 02:09 PM
I dread to think what that greasy bastard Gutierrez smells like.

Coloccini is another one who looks like he stinks to high heaven.

Lovenkrands has been around Ibrox so it's safe to assume he smells like sewage.

Alan Smith is a life long Hun, so again - Sewage.

Nicky Butt.... need I say more?

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:10 PM
How long sense you had a shower?

I might have a bath full with Dettol.

Satuurday. Sometimes forget to shake off my **** and piss seaps onto my clean clothes.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 02:11 PM
"When everyone else was injured, we relied on Nicky"
Gotta go on his gravestone.

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:13 PM
"When everyone else was injured, we relied on Nicky"
Gotta go on his gravestone.

I hope he retires this year.

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 02:16 PM
Nile Ranger.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 02:16 PM
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/8d890b0f510e.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Shambleton
12-01-2009, 02:17 PM
http://rgcred.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bob-dylan-and-johnny-cash-pic-2.jpg

Clegg, like the avi.:dance:

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:18 PM
Nile Ranger.

He missed an open goal on Sat.

Sick/
12-01-2009, 02:18 PM
Pinoy Lang

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 02:18 PM
Why is this thread called 'Pinoy Lang'?

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Pinoy Lang?
What the deuce.

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Pinoys only.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Damn Pinoys, up to their tricks again! Hehehehehe

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 02:20 PM
I knew this day would come.

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 02:20 PM
We should retaliate.

Chunk.
12-01-2009, 02:21 PM
I like the name now.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 02:22 PM
You rucking mongorians!

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:22 PM
Chunks only.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 02:24 PM
Done with this thread.

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:25 PM
Derrangeds only.

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Hispanics only

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 02:34 PM
**** me, what the bejeezus is going on?

Flab
12-01-2009, 02:38 PM
Habib Beye Lang.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 02:47 PM
Order has been restored.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 03:17 PM
Laddie's calling card was left at the scene of the crime.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 03:21 PM
I'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for them meddling kids.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 03:24 PM
Take him away boys.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 03:26 PM
"Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys"

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 03:27 PM
Take him away boys.

Exige has taken the fall:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1291/r4209066064.jpg (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/r4209066064.jpg/)

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 03:32 PM
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/54bbd735689d.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Shambleton
12-01-2009, 03:35 PM
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/54bbd735689d.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

That looks like a photo of Rizo, he's been ducking me like Floyd ducks prime welters.

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 03:35 PM
Rizo has no business being in there with welters.

Shambleton
12-01-2009, 03:40 PM
Rizo has no business being in there with welters.

Rizo = UberHeavyweight.

J/k Riz

Naps
12-01-2009, 05:13 PM
Naps is now I'm afraid. Weighed me self in the boozer on one of those 10p machines last week. 17st4, couldn't ****ing believe it.

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 05:14 PM
Naps is now I'm afraid. Weighed me self in the boozer on one of those 10p machines last week. 17st4, couldn't ****ing believe it.

I just don't weigh meself anymore. Saves a lot of hassle.

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 05:15 PM
4 stone of it was pure beef ****.

Flab
12-01-2009, 05:15 PM
My shower broke half way through my shower, had to have a cold bath. I felt like a hippo in a bird bath.

Flab
12-01-2009, 05:16 PM
Rizo = UberHeavyweight.

J/k Riz

I'll play Runescape for a bit. If you're on?

Naps
12-01-2009, 05:28 PM
4 stone of it was pure beef ****.

Lets be fair though, that's before I have drained out at least 2 litres of man paste.

Shambleton
12-01-2009, 05:32 PM
I'll play Runescape for a bit. If you're on?

I'm killing cows.

Mersey
12-01-2009, 05:54 PM
I'll buy a leather cowel for 10gp!

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 05:58 PM
..........................................

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 06:23 PM
Be gentle with me.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:35 PM
Am I a cunt for liking BMX stunt videos?

no.

that's quite normal for teen boys.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:38 PM
That looks like a photo of Rizo, he's been ducking me like Floyd ducks prime welters.

after watching nov. 14.........floyd don't want none of a certain prime lightweight either.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 08:39 PM
14 stone 4 of pure hunkiness.

that's me.

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:06 PM
14 stone 4 of pure hunkiness.

that's me.

Getting the old UK measurements down. I'm impressed.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Getting the old UK measurements down. I'm impressed.

they don't raise no fools over here in kernow.

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:10 PM
they don't raise no fools over here in kernow.

Do they make damn good cherry pie?

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 09:15 PM
Do they make damn good cherry pie?

every country should make a damn good cherry pie.

if you live in a country where they can't make a good cherry pie......you need to move or kill yourself.



speaking of pies...... i got a five flavor giant cheesecake in the fridge.

i think i'll grab me a cherry cheesecake and a triple chocolate cheesecake this time.

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:16 PM
Wash it down with some damn good coffee.

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 09:18 PM
Wash it down with some damn good coffee.

can it be cold iced coffee?

i'm not really a hot coffee person. except in the morning.

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:27 PM
It can be whatever you like. Make it a beer.

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 09:33 PM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:35 PM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

You see what they do with the charity money we send 'em? Cunts!

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 09:49 PM
http://az.co.cz/jokes/jokepics/239.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
12-01-2009, 09:55 PM
http://az.co.cz/jokes/jokepics/239.jpg

Typical Floyd fan.

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 10:06 PM
http://www.thequickten.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/drunk_santa.jpg

Left Hook Tua
12-01-2009, 10:11 PM
http://az.co.cz/jokes/jokepics/239.jpg

can i use that?

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 10:12 PM
Yes sir, heres another...http://www.hornyhumor.com/Picture/pic13.jpg

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 10:39 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/s/surprise-12984.jpg

Gorgeous George
12-01-2009, 10:51 PM
http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/101082_46700_Popeye4_gifd533afac88d6aafd47817ca4d5 108044_gif42bc316904cf5685791b66dc296dd370

Clegg
12-02-2009, 01:25 AM
http://myboxingfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/box_g_abraham1_580-499x281.jpg

Flab
12-02-2009, 01:30 AM
http://myboxingfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/box_g_abraham1_580-499x281.jpg

Sig it. You downloading FM10?

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 02:03 AM
i have a hag tracking device.

i can make some ugly , fat ***** show up just by turning it on.

i wish it'd work on hot chicks...... :nonono:

Clegg
12-02-2009, 02:35 AM
Sig it. You downloading FM10?

Yeah. Gonna be away for a few days visiting family, it'll be done by the time I come back on Friday.

Shall I bet some money on Roy Jones? If he loses I'll be ****ed though.

Gorgeous George
12-02-2009, 04:26 AM
.................................................. ..

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 04:28 AM
I'm running riot on FM 2010 - won the league & cup double, the champions league, the charity shield and the European Super cup in my first year.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 04:33 AM
I'm running riot on FM 2010 - won the league & cup double, the champions league, the charity shield and the European Super cup in my first year.

what's the difference between fm2010 and fifa2010?

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 04:37 AM
what's the difference between fm2010 and fifa2010?

FM 2010 is a simulator, Fifa isn't.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 04:46 AM
FM 2010 is a simulator, Fifa isn't.

so all you do is coach and sign/trade players. that's it?

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 04:50 AM
so all you do is coach and sign/trade players. that's it?

You oversee every aspect.

There's more to managing a Football club than just yelling at players on the training pitch and spending ridiculous amounts of money on them. :trink26:

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 04:55 AM
Some screens I found on the ol' Interweb:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/dcc1f3f7ab9c.png (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/5073ab29ee00.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/90f4e7cf2e55.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/fcddd889aef2.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 04:56 AM
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/ce5589cd18ce.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/62d7eb282b79.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/c0b881880f8d.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/93c15b2f6563.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 04:58 AM
You oversee every aspect.

There's more to managing a Football club than just yelling at players on the training pitch and spending ridiculous amounts of money on them. :trink26:

ever manage the rangers just to see how awful you can make them?

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:00 AM
ever manage the rangers just to see how awful you can make them?

I took over them once, gave them **** tactics and just went on holiday for an entire year - when I came back they'd been relegated.

:banana:

Gorgeous George
12-02-2009, 05:00 AM
http://www.hotfunnypics.com/files/picture/84383579.jpg

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:04 AM
What a ******! Left Hook Tua that is - not the guy sucking off a Teletubby.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 05:15 AM
What a ******! Left Hook Tua that is - not the guy sucking off a Teletubby.
that's not me.

a true cornishman would suck off tinky winky.

dipsy is straight.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:16 AM
I could tell it wasn't you as you always go balls deep.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 05:24 AM
I could tell it wasn't you as you always go balls deep.

my pops always told me......if you're gonna do something , might as well do it proper.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:32 AM
my pops always told me......if you're gonna do something , might as well do it proper.

His customers agreed.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 05:35 AM
His customers agreed.

wanna play with my tinky winky?

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:42 AM
wanna play with my tinky winky?

Give it 'ere.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 05:54 AM
waiting for the roy jones fight to start.

what a sad , sad sight roy jones' career has become.

Clegg
12-02-2009, 05:56 AM
I took over them once, gave them **** tactics and just went on holiday for an entire year - when I came back they'd been relegated.

:banana:

I used to do that with Arsenal. I'd also take over a **** team and then buy/loan Arsenal's players cheap (keep fining their wages so they'd be desperate to go). It's blatantly unfair and obviously cheating, but it's still a lot of fun.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:56 AM
waiting for the roy jones fight to start.

what a sad , sad sight roy jones' career has become.

His career has always been ****. He might possibly be the most overrated fighter ever.

Tito's up there as well. To think cunts talk as if he's a top 50 ATG makes my blood boil it really does.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 05:57 AM
I used to do that with Arsenal. I'd also take over a **** team and then buy/loan Arsenal's players cheap (keep fining their wages so they'd be desperate to go). It's blatantly unfair and obviously cheating, but it's still a lot of fun.

If it's fun - nothing else matters. :hitit:

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 05:58 AM
His career has always been ****. He might possibly be the most overrated fighter ever.

Tito's up there as well. To think cunts talk as if he's a top 50 ATG makes my blood boil it really does.

please........

one does not beat bernard hopkins and james toney at 160 and 168 and not be great.

he just wasn't properly promoted.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 06:00 AM
Hopkins and Toney = Another two overrated ****-knuckles.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 06:05 AM
Hopkins and Toney = Another two overrated ****-knuckles.

hopkins is overrated.

that said he's still a great fighter just not an atg legend like some claim.

no one overrates toney. fat boy has some skills though.

Clegg
12-02-2009, 06:07 AM
If it's fun - nothing else matters. :hitit:

That's always been my view on rape as well.

His career has always been ****. He might possibly be the most overrated fighter ever.

Tito's up there as well. To think cunts talk as if he's a top 50 ATG makes my blood boil it really does.

Yeah, a lot of his fans are incredibly stupid. Having said that, I bet £30 quid on him beating the Ramsey Street fella today, so I hope he wins. I'll be pissed to lose the money, but I suppose Roy losing will ruin Hopkins chance to rematch him and get another overrated win, so every cloud, silver lining etc.

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 06:09 AM
hopkins is overrated.

that said he's still a great fighter just not an atg legend like some claim.

no one overrates toney. fat boy has some skills though.

I remember someone using Compubox stats as proof of Roy's "Greatness"

Apparently Roy had just broken a compubox record for most punches landed without being hit in return.

:You_Rock_

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 06:12 AM
clegg + oasis lad = all-time twat team

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 06:13 AM
aussie! aussie! aussie!

roy! roy! roy!

Oasis_Lad
12-02-2009, 06:13 AM
clegg + oasis lad = all-time twat team

We're the Brothers Rim.

Left Hook Tua
12-02-2009, 06:16 AM
1st man to win 5 titles in 5 divisions from middleweight to heavyweight. :lol1:



bob fitzsimmons 3 divisions > roy jones 5 divisions