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Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2009, 10:18 PM
No, she's a fake ginger.

You lie!

Me research tells me she's a natural red head.

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2009, 10:24 PM
You lie!

Me research tells me she's a natural red head.

borat would know.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2009, 10:28 PM
borat would know.

Borat would never marry a fake. The guy's too genuine.

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Borat would never marry a fake. The guy's too genuine.

do you think borat gets jealous when ali g hits that ****?

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2009, 10:41 PM
do you think borat gets jealous when ali g hits that ****?

I'm sure the guy's self esteem is lower than Hatton's guard.

Clegg
11-20-2009, 10:59 PM
Just played some L4D2 online.

Lots of Yanks talking.

There was some Yank girl, kept saying the word 'frikking'. Should've just said ****ing. Silly Yank.

At one point I was beating the **** out of someone, and she was like 'wow, nice rappage, can I have a turn?'. :wank:

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2009, 11:10 PM
Send her my way when you're done.

Clegg
11-20-2009, 11:17 PM
I hate when people defend runners by saying 'it's called boxing, not fighting'.

That's like watching the NFL and saying 'it's called football, those guys using their hands should be banned'.

Southpaw Stinger
11-20-2009, 11:21 PM
Running is for the track.

If your first instinct when you get in the ring is to run, you're in the wrong sport.

Yes I'm talking to you, Dirrell!

Clegg
11-20-2009, 11:27 PM
Any idea of Wilde liked a bit if boxing?

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2009, 11:51 PM
good interview , lads.

http://www.1290theticket.com/cc-common/podcast.html

Left Hook Tua
11-20-2009, 11:51 PM
"$10 million for both guaranteed. the winner gets the rest." -Freddie Roach on Pacquiao-Mayweather

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:20 AM
Just played some L4D2 online.

Lots of Yanks talking.

There was some Yank girl, kept saying the word 'frikking'. Should've just said ****ing. Silly Yank.

At one point I was beating the **** out of someone, and she was like 'wow, nice rappage, can I have a turn?'. :wank:

I bet she's fat and fugly.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 12:21 AM
everyone's out tonight rich.

i think we're the only 2 stuck at home.

though it is 4am in limey land.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:23 AM
everyone's out tonight rich.

i think we're the only 2 stuck at home.

though it is 4am in limey land.

I know what time it is in our land, shut up fat yank. :grr:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 12:28 AM
I know what time it is in our land, shut up fat yank. :grr:

i'm cornish you pocho.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 12:29 AM
besides it's 3am not 4am.

3:29am to be exact.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:31 AM
besides it's 3am not 4am.

3:29am to be exact.

I said I knew the time, didn't say you did, pocha pinay.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:33 AM
samoarepping

this video is racial and stereotypical, reason being that not all samoans eat fast food. so to the person who made this **** you you ****ing racist and stereotypical pig, mutha****a

:rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zdPz_4QJY

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 12:46 AM
I said I knew the time, didn't say you did, pocha pinay.

i hate people who pretend they're british when they're not. :nonono:

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:48 AM
i hate people who pretend they're british when they're not. :nonono:

Stfu, you fat uso. :lol1:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 12:52 AM
Stfu, you fat uso. :lol1:

samoa was formerly part of the british empire.

we count as limeys.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 12:57 AM
samoa was formerly part of the british empire.

we count as limeys.

You're not even a Samoan. :lol1:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 01:00 AM
You're not even a Samoan. :lol1:

i'm filipino/chinese/samoan/new zealander/cornish

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 01:02 AM
i'm filipino/chinese/samoan/new zealander/cornish

A mutt, like all other fat Yanks.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 01:04 AM
A mutt, like all other fat Yanks.

a yank me?

never!

Clegg
11-21-2009, 01:05 AM
samoa was formerly part of the british empire.

we count as limeys.

Tua ducked Bruno :nonono:

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 01:07 AM
Tua ducked Bruno :nonono:

You playing L4D2 ? :D

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 01:10 AM
Tua ducked Bruno :nonono:

bruno retired before tua could end his career.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 01:14 AM
You playing L4D2 ? :D

My bro is playing at the moment. I'm kinda tired, probably gonna sleep soon.

bruno retired before tua could end his career.

Tua's dad held off from banging his mum for a few extra years so that Tua wouldn't be around in Bruno's era. He heard about Bruno being the KO king of Limey playgrounds and didn't want none.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 01:16 AM
Tua's dad held off from banging his mum for a few extra years so that Tua wouldn't be around in Bruno's era. He heard about Bruno being the KO king of Limey playgrounds and didn't want none.

what time is it over there?

5:16am or 4:16am?

i don't think you guys are on the same daylight savings schedule as us over here in cornwall.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 01:19 AM
6:19AM here at the moment.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 01:22 AM
Hayden cry's the hottest tears in the world.

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Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 01:23 AM
6:19AM here at the moment.

oh crap.

you guys went 8 hours ahead instead of 7.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 01:24 AM
That's what you get for falling in love, dumb slut.

Mersey
11-21-2009, 02:20 AM
L4D 2 much better the the first 1?

Clegg
11-21-2009, 02:49 AM
L4D 2 much better the the first 1?

Not that much better, it improved upon a few things, added a couple of new modes, and campaign seems a bit longer. If you thought the first game was 8/10, you'll probably think this is 8.5 out of 10 or something like that.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 02:59 AM
My brother has played that **** for atleast 20 hours in the past 3 days. He's playing that **** right now.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:00 AM
I usually play a game for an hour or an hour & a half a day.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:01 AM
I usually play a game for an hour or an hour & a half a day.

And, that's only one game, And that game is Fifa10. :lol1:

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:03 AM
My brother has played that **** for atleast 20 hours in the past 3 days. He's playing that **** right now.

So is mine :D

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:06 AM
So is mine :D

How old is he?

Mine is 10 or 11, can't be bothered to remember the right age. They should play eachother. Tell yours to call mine fat ass.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:18 AM
How old is he?

Mine is 10 or 11, can't be bothered to remember the right age. They should play eachother. Tell yours to call mine fat ass.

22 lol......

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:23 AM
22 lol......

How old are you, lad?

I'm 18.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:34 AM
I'm 24.

Being born in 1985>Being born any other year.

Actually I'd rather be 18, that way I wouldn't be past-prime :lol1:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:35 AM
You like it you love it.....

You know you really want it.

The voices I hear.....

Whenever you're around.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:36 AM
I want it I need it.....

Nothing else can beat it.

Hot and spicy.....

Whenever I'm in town.

mmm.....mmm.....

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:37 AM
I'm 24.

Being born in 1985>Being born any other year.

Actually I'd rather be 18, that way I wouldn't be past-prime :lol1:

:lol1:

Nah, you are in your prime, if not, then you're pre-prime.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'9½"

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:38 AM
Enticing..... exciting.....

Aroma so inviting.

And when it hits me.....

I wanna take you home.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 03:39 AM
'Ello 'ello ''ello..... what's going on 'ere then?

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:39 AM
:lol1:

Nah, you are in your prime, if not, then you're pre-prime.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'9½"

quit trying to pick up dudes on the internet!



my lil' brother is such a homo. :nonono:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:39 AM
'Ello 'ello ''ello..... what's going on 'ere then?

join us while we sing a beautiful song.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:40 AM
quit trying to pick up dudes on the internet!



my lil' brother is such a homo. :nonono:

You must be my luck star.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:40 AM
Cause you make the darkness seem so far.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:40 AM
Trust me..... you must see.....

Just what you're doing to me.

Driving..... me crazy.....

Hungry to the bone.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:41 AM
I think of you and lick my lips.....

You've got the taste I can't resist.

Can't resist..... can't resist.....

Let's eat to the beat.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:42 AM
You may be my lucky star.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:42 AM
But I'm the luckest by far.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 03:43 AM
join us while we sing a beautiful song.

Singing's for gay boys.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:43 AM
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Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:44 AM
You're so sweet..... and you're neat.....

You knock me off my two feet.

You're chunky and hunky.....

I'm coming back for more.







(How can anyone not realize this is the perfect Tua song? Time to watch the video again.......)

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:44 AM
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Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:45 AM
Singing's for gay boys.

homophobe.....

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:46 AM
She licks me like a lollipop.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:46 AM
Hadyen wants a Loc

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:46 AM
You know I'd love to touch her lovely lady lumps

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:47 AM
That's when she licks me like lollipop

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:47 AM
Hayden wants a loc!

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:47 AM
Shorty wants a loc

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:48 AM
Hayden calls me so I can get it juicy for her.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:49 AM
Hayden wanna a Loc!

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:49 AM
Hayden wanna hump

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:49 AM
there's just something beautiful in watching a short , fat , out of shape man beating the crap out of a tall , muscular man with an adonis body.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:49 AM
you know I'd like to touch her lovely lady lumps

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:50 AM
Hayden wanna loc!

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:50 AM
She licks me like a lollipop

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:50 AM
Hayden wanna a loc!!!!

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:51 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 03:52 AM
Having a can of Stella and a bag of Doritos for breakfast.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 03:54 AM
They removed that Hayden vid. :nonono:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:58 AM
Having a can of Stella and a bag of Doritos for breakfast.

breakfast of champions.


i'm gonna make me a little late night snack.

3-4 hot dogs , a plate of microwable tater tots and a couple pot noodles.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:11 AM
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." -Sir Margaret Thatcher

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 04:14 AM
At Thatcher's funeral, Instead of shooting up into the air, the 21 Gun salute will shoot downwards at her coffin. Just to make sure.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:15 AM
At Thatcher's funeral, Instead of shooting up into the air, the 21 Gun salute will shoot downwards at her coffin. Just to make sure.

do not trivialize this great man , you cunt!

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:15 AM
"Consensus is the negation of leadership." -Sir Margaret Thatcher

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 04:16 AM
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." -Sir Margaret Thatcher

They could just be one ugly or manish looking lady.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 04:17 AM
"Consensus is the negation of leadership." -Sir Margaret Thatcher

Sums her up perfectly.

Thatcher "peeleft:

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:19 AM
They could just be one ugly or manish looking lady.

that's not what she's talking about , rich.



let me try to translate it into yank speak for you.



"yo homey , being og is like not being a skank yo. if you'z gots to be airing it out on the grape vine who you's are 'n what'z you bes about , you just frontin' , homie.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:22 AM
Sums her up perfectly.

Thatcher "peeleft:

she's a great lady.

shame her own constituents didn't see her that way.

been an admirer of her since i read a book covering the falklands campaign.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 04:23 AM
she's a great lady.

shame her own constituents didn't see her that way.

been an admirer of her since i read a book covering the falklands campaign.

The Argies got uppity and had to get pwned.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:26 AM
The Argies got uppity and had to get pwned.

don't mess with the royal navy and royal marines.

si vis pacem , para bellum.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 04:28 AM
that's not what she's talking about , rich.

let me try to translate it into yank speak for you.

"yo homey , being og is like not being a skank yo. if you'z gots to be airing it out on the grape vine who you's are 'n what'z you bes about , you just frontin' , homie.

Taking the piss, I see.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:54 AM
i call this my "horus and burner while watching mayweather-baldomir" smiley.

http://www.spookyigloo.net/spooky/images/smilies/hard.gif http://www.spookyigloo.net/spooky/images/smilies/strokin.gif

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 05:02 AM
1.............

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 05:03 AM
2............

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 05:03 AM
3...............

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 05:03 AM
4................

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 05:03 AM
5................

Chunk.
11-21-2009, 05:22 AM
7.................

Mersey
11-21-2009, 05:35 AM
74, 75....

Was that a song?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 05:40 AM
Here's a song with numbers in the title:

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WhoreUs!
11-21-2009, 05:41 AM
I'm well upset I got beat by Stockport.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 06:15 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:43 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:44 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:45 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:45 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:46 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:47 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:47 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:52 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:55 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:58 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:59 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 06:59 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:00 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:01 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:02 AM
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Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:03 AM
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The Underboss
11-21-2009, 09:24 AM
the beatles :luvbed:.

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 09:34 AM
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329690

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 09:52 AM
You people make me sick.....

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 09:54 AM
You people make me sick.....

:thanks:__

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 09:55 AM
Bye diddly aye!

Rich Lοc
11-21-2009, 09:57 AM
Aye, ta ta, Turbo man.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 10:01 AM
Two avatars, two dishes.

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 10:09 AM
I love kesslers sex faces in your sig.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 10:12 AM
We love you Kessler, oh yes we do. Init.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 10:53 AM
If Kessler gets robbed tonight then the tournament will be ruined

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 11:02 AM
Damn Pimp & Host is down and isn't displaying my sexy Kessler gif.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 11:07 AM
http://img.skysports.com/08/11/218x298/JoeCalzaghe_1463537.jpg

Sick/
11-21-2009, 11:08 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01290/joe-calzaghe_1290627c.jpg

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 12:10 PM
For the Cleggmeister:

http://listverse.com/2009/11/21/10-more-must-see-episodes-of-the-twilight-zone/

Clegg
11-21-2009, 12:59 PM
Seen most of those, gonna check out the rest.

What got Loccy banned?

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 01:08 PM
Prettyboy 32 got loccy banned.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 01:51 PM
Anyone here? No?

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 01:51 PM
I'm running this place now!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 01:51 PM
This is my Lang!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 01:52 PM
Go for it!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 01:53 PM
I've become a spamming cunt. I've become everything I've ever hated.....

Not even drinking tonight either. :nonono:

It's all up to Kessler now.

Chunk.
11-21-2009, 01:57 PM
I'm here. Again.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:01 PM
You're excited about Kessler. I can tell.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:01 PM
I'm free!

...........................

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:07 PM
I'm free!

...........................

Bring it to me, Laddie. It's just you and me.

I don't mind Chunk watching.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:09 PM
The bastards have took my mojo, babes. AKA my Kessler gif. I doubt I could even get a semi on at the mo.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:11 PM
The cunts. Give 'em a knife and say 'Here cunts, take me blood too whilst yer at it.'

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:13 PM
The cunts. Give 'em a knife and say 'Here cunts, take me blood too whilst yer at it.'

Take me Simpsons DVD collection as well while you're at it, heartless bastards!

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:13 PM
Here, here's season 4, you cunt! Never again shall I watch Kamp Krusty.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:16 PM
Here, here's season 4, you cunt! Never again shall I watch Kamp Krusty.

Jesus, babes.

Your sacrifice > Captain Oates'

Clegg
11-21-2009, 02:17 PM
Please don't be the boy, please don't be the boy.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:18 PM
That's not Krusty the Clown!

What, you think I slapped a Clown suit on some wino?

Yeah Bart, I am soooo Krusty the Clown *BUUUUURP*

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:20 PM
'My insulin!"

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:21 PM
'My insulin!"

Aren't we supposed to toast marshmallows?

Shut up and eat your pine cone!

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:23 PM
Mr. Prince: We'll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp.
Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms! It's fat camp, for Daddy's chubby little secret!
Mr. Prince: You promised you wouldn't make a scene.

Fat Bloke
11-21-2009, 02:23 PM
Nun sex

___

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:24 PM
'And one camper was eaten by a bear.'

'Oh my God!'

'Actually, the bear just ate his hat.'

'Was it a nice hat?'

'Yeah'

'Oh my God!'

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:24 PM
Mr. Black = ATG.

Gentleman, to evil *Raises glass*

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:27 PM
"Dear Mom, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Bart makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty the Klown will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this letter will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW! Bart and Lisa."

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 02:29 PM
[At Kamp Krusty Fat Camp]
Kamp Krusty Counsellor: All right, you balls of pan drippings, I want to see Crisco coming out of those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 02:29 PM
"Dear Mom, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Bart makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty the Klown will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this letter will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW! Bart and Lisa."

Awww. She complains now but when we go to pick her up she won't want to leave.

Chunk.
11-21-2009, 02:30 PM
You're excited about Kessler. I can tell.

I've got a semi just thinking about the Viking Warrior.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 02:49 PM
You people make me sick.....

you complete me.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 02:51 PM
This is my Lang!

whether here or not.

this is my place.

tua lang.

Fat Bloke
11-21-2009, 02:54 PM
Nun Sex



++++++

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 02:55 PM
Nun Sex



++++++

gtfo

i'm turning you red.

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 03:08 PM
Nun Sex



++++++
Ric loc?????????????

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:09 PM
you complete me.

What's your prediction for tonight?

Chunk.
11-21-2009, 03:11 PM
Ric loc?????????????

Liverpool are ****e!

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 03:13 PM
http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/6551iC63A8EF82A44F2AF/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1 The good auld days.....

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 03:24 PM
Kessler by devastating ko tonight. Golovkin by devastating ko tonight.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:26 PM
What's your prediction for tonight?

barrios tko 8 lozada
maidana ko6 gonzalez
sonsona ud12 hernandez
ciso ud8 piedras
molitor tko3 saez
mayol sd12 sosa
solis ud10 baas
porter tko6 ellis

Shambleton
11-21-2009, 03:29 PM
Anyone seen inglourious basterds?

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:30 PM
Anyone seen inglourious basterds?

ehhh...........

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:46 PM
barrios tko 8 lozada
maidana ko6 gonzalez
sonsona ud12 hernandez
ciso ud8 piedras
molitor tko3 saez
mayol sd12 sosa
solis ud10 baas
porter tko6 ellis

I meant the Kessler fight you butt pirate.

Shambleton
11-21-2009, 03:49 PM
ehhh...........

Whaaaaa....................?

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:50 PM
I meant the Kessler fight you butt pirate.

kessler is fighting this weekend?

what tomato can is he fighting now?

Clegg
11-21-2009, 03:51 PM
kessler is fighting this weekend?

what tomato can is he fighting now?

Heinz won an official eliminator against Campbell's Soup, he deserves his shot.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:51 PM
I meant the Kessler fight you butt pirate.

kessler by ud (maybe even by ko/tko but ward will clinch a lot plus i'm still not sure how good ward's chin is.)

Whaaaaa....................?

it was okay.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:52 PM
Heinz won an official eliminator against Campbell's Soup, he deserves his shot.

i just don't want kessler to beat anyone any good.

anthony mundane is still the best fighter kessler has beaten. it's about the only thing mundane is known for. poor mundane and that one idiotic aussie who seems to be mundane's only fan.

Shambleton
11-21-2009, 03:53 PM
kessler by ud (maybe even by ko/tko but ward will clinch a lot plus i'm still not sure how good ward's chin is.)



it was okay.

I thought it were ****e. Brad Pitt was funny in it though.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 03:56 PM
I thought it were ****e. Brad Pitt was funny in it though.

it had some moments so i gave it an okay.

very disappointing considering my expectations but can't give it too bad a rating.

especially at how awful transformers 2 was and since i just saw 2012 and it was utter garbage.

when you read a script and in scene 3 it says , "limo tries to outrun earthquake"......throw that **** into the garbage can.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:00 PM
seriously......which one of you cunts is THE POINT GIVER?

i know it's one of you guys.

southpaw? clegg? those are my first two guesses.

Mersey
11-21-2009, 04:08 PM
I just watched the new Twilight film...

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 04:09 PM
I just watched the new Twilight film...

you need to stand up to your girl more.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 05:14 PM
War Kessler!

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 05:19 PM
War Kessler!

ehhh......

never cared for the guy.

i hope he beats ward though.

maybe a loss will teach these chocolate-american boys how to fight.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 05:21 PM
ehhh......

never cared for the guy.

i hope he beats ward though.

maybe a loss will teach these chocolate-american boys how to fight.

Aye, bleeding cowardly Yanks. I've seen less comical running in Scooby-Doo.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 05:27 PM
Aye, bleeding cowardly Yanks. I've seen less comical running in Scooby-Doo.

not all yanks.

mostly the chocolate yanks.

i blame that *** sugar ray leonard.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 05:36 PM
not all yanks.

mostly the chocolate yanks.

i blame that *** sugar ray leonard.

Watching paint dry > 'Slick' boxing style

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:11 PM
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Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:11 PM
michael roach

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:11 PM
Bobby Brown

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:12 PM
George mcbrown

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:13 PM
War Kessler!

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:13 PM
War Kessler!

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:14 PM
War kessler!

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:15 PM
War Kessler!

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:15 PM
War Kessler!

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:16 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/zauWO**3eWKX6TSSv6cHbIGI7ckVHwU*VD*Y*hOGrp8-1NBuf9aKueFpHVad7r4pFHX-rrsI3zu5D6rRhvzUx-YASgJ3PqDa/ATgAAADi2FkZzpzgY4WTDbZCpLRvo6gjxe3QMcHJV3wuwCHV27 lKe1nOzZNWw5vWQ8XIV80QHtW7HtY_W2ZJZ4c_NAJtU9VDEDCb GxJIFCdC4Hhc79rkplw1A1.jpg

You fail at spamming.

span
11-21-2009, 07:18 PM
I'm emotional. How are you lads, I'm on the back end of a a 47 hour coke binge. I'm confused and for some ****ed up reason I've come to limeylang for for solace...

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:19 PM
I'm emotional. How are you lads, I'm on the back end of a a 47 hour coke binge. I'm confused and for some ****ed up reason I've come to limeylang for for solace...

You're among fellow pot heads here, homie. Take a seat and crack open a beer.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:21 PM
you fail at spamming.

War Kessler!

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:22 PM
I spam

_______________

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:22 PM
I spam

_____________

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:22 PM
I spam

_________

Gorgeous George
11-21-2009, 07:24 PM
Hi diddly hi neighbourino`s! golokin kod his opponent in round 2 REMEMBER the name gennady golovkin thank you that will be all.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:25 PM
You're among fellow pot heads here, homie. Take a seat and crack open a beer.

******. :nonono::nonono:

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:25 PM
******. :nonono::nonono:

I'm considering becoming black next year.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:26 PM
Hi diddly hi neighbourino`s! golokin kod his opponent in round 2 REMEMBER the name gennady golovkin thank you that will be all.

Next champ? I think so.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:27 PM
I'm considering becoming black next year.

So is Kessler

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:28 PM
Riding through the glen

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:30 PM
So is Kessler

His whole boxing style will change. He'll become a runner. :nonono:

Sick/
11-21-2009, 07:30 PM
His whole boxing style will change. He'll become a runner. :nonono:

He'll have a bigger dick for you to suck on though :love:

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:32 PM
He'll have a bigger dick for you to suck on though :love:

Aye, but I'd have to catch him first.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:40 PM
Just had a quick kip.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:41 PM
My gif returneth! A sign that Kessler will spank the Yank.

Toney Loc
11-21-2009, 07:42 PM
50K Ward beats the dish Kessler....

Fat Bloke
11-21-2009, 07:43 PM
Wards dick will slow him down

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:43 PM
50K Ward beats the dish Kessler....

Deal. I'll sig it.

Toney Loc
11-21-2009, 07:44 PM
Deal. I'll sig it.

Excellent, Laddie. :mangler:

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:45 PM
Just had a quick kip.

Did yer dream of Kessler?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 07:48 PM
Did yer dream of Kessler?

Actually, I dreamt of old Class Mates.

Fat Bloke
11-21-2009, 07:56 PM
limey cunts can suck my dick

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 07:57 PM
Actually, I dreamt of old Class Mates.

Nostalgia eh? Gotta love it.

Toney Loc
11-21-2009, 08:01 PM
Is that Aleister Crowley, SS?

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 08:06 PM
Is that Aleister Crowley, SS?

I'm afraid not.

Sick/
11-21-2009, 08:10 PM
give red K to JohnCIV6 please

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:11 PM
Wilde was a conjurer of a different kind.

Toney Loc
11-21-2009, 08:12 PM
Wilde was a conjurer of a different kind.

Oscar Wilde, I see. Pwnt. :huh:

Clegg
11-21-2009, 08:22 PM
Any of you fellas got a stream lined up?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:28 PM
What time does the actual broadcast begin?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 08:50 PM
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Mr. Burns talking to Smithers?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:51 PM
Mr. Burns talking to Smithers?

The Joker to Batman.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:51 PM
Who is the gayer sidekick - Smithers or Robin?

Clegg
11-21-2009, 08:52 PM
What time does the actual broadcast begin?

Not sure, can't be too long though.

You know how Yanks are, they can't really time things right or even work out what's going on with the big hand and the little hand on the clock. They'll start broadcasting once they run out of hot dogs and burgers and need something to do while waiting for the pizza to arrive.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 08:54 PM
The Joker to Batman.

Andy Dick talking to the Incredible Hulk?

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 08:55 PM
Andy Dick talking to the Incredible Hulk?

Given how annoying Andy Dick is, how long before he turns Bruce Banner green with rage?

I'd say 2 seconds max.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 08:57 PM
Given how annoying Andy Dick is, how long before he turns Bruce Banner green with rage?

I'd say 2 seconds max.

Banner will have absolutely nuffink left after a second and a half.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 09:03 PM
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/picture.php?groupid=89&pictureid=3929

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/picture.php?groupid=89&pictureid=3929

Stole that suit from his last opponent - a bell boy at a hotel.

Southpaw Stinger
11-21-2009, 09:14 PM
Kessler! Kessler! Kessler!

Clegg
11-21-2009, 09:31 PM
So then...streams?

I'm using one. Not sure if it's the real deal. Currently showing an American 'comedian'.

Clegg
11-21-2009, 09:37 PM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2199/test2uqn.jpg

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 10:01 PM
What time does the actual broadcast begin?

3am..........

Sick/
11-21-2009, 10:01 PM
3am..........

are they showing the undercard fights now?

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 10:04 PM
are they showing the undercard fights now?

the broadcast just started for me on showtime.

it says 7:00-8:30pm. so probably only one fight on the undercard will be shown.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 10:16 PM
nevermind there is no undercard.

just the kessler-ward fight.

should start in 15 or so minutes. they're doing set up videos right now.

Oasis_Lad
11-21-2009, 10:19 PM
War the Danish sexpot.

Left Hook Tua
11-21-2009, 10:20 PM
War the Danish sexpot.

i'd rather do him than his sister.