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Clegg
10-01-2009, 09:42 AM
I just looked it up, sounds like that's how it happened. Crazy:nonono:

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 09:54 AM
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WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 09:56 AM
I just looked it up, sounds like that's how it happened. Crazy:nonono:

tapia or spadafora?

Clegg
10-01-2009, 09:59 AM
Get it, we can play together. I need to get some DLC while I'm waiting for new releases.

No great new games recently, seems like they're all just waiting for Xmas or even 2010. Arkham Asylum was really good, but I can't think of much else in the past 4/5 months that's been worth getting.

Ultimate Alliance 2 looks OK, might try rent that.

@Tua: Spadafora

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 10:01 AM
Haven't played Xbox in ages.

Clegg
10-01-2009, 10:06 AM
I haven't even heard of Jonas. Who they hell is he? Looks like a bit of twat.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 10:06 AM
Haven't played Xbox in ages.

get a ps3.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 10:13 AM
get a ps3.

Why would I need 2?

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 10:15 AM
Why would I need 2?

cunt , you told me you only had a 360.

what games you got?

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 10:22 AM
cunt , you told me you only had a 360.

what games you got?

Singstar. :theyareon

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 10:24 AM
Singstar. :theyareon

lying cunt.

add me.

my handle is RIZOOMISGAY (not joking. that really is it. ask oasis_lad)

buy UFC.

do you have FIFA?

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 10:27 AM
lying cunt.

add me.

my handle is RIZOOMISGAY (not joking. that really is it. ask oasis_lad)

buy UFC.

do you have FIFA?

Mine is RiZOOM. Don't use PS3 though. Waiting for Heavy Rain.

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Sαntα
10-01-2009, 10:31 AM
Seriously, how ****ing great does that game look!?

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 11:31 AM
I eagerly await it.

Chunk.
10-01-2009, 11:35 AM
Has anyone played that new Need For Speed game yet?

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 02:32 PM
I eagerly await it.

I'm gonna rape the robber, what are you going to do?

Clegg
10-01-2009, 02:55 PM
Riz, get the L4D levels. It'll make it easier to do the achievements as well because the campaign is shorter than all of the other campaigns.

I played FNR4 online earlier. Not that good of a game, but I fancied some boxing. As Duran I suffered a flash KD against Erik Morales, but came back to knock him out in the 5th.

It doesn't let me see the opponent's health bar when I fight online. Not sure if that's the same for everyone or if I accidently clicked the wrong thing at some point, but it's pretty stupid.

I also did a Guitar Hero battle online. I got destroyed:lol1:

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 02:59 PM
Riz, get the L4D levels. It'll make it easier to do the achievements as well because the campaign is shorter than all of the other campaigns.

I played FNR4 online earlier. Not that good of a game, but I fancied some boxing. As Duran I suffered a flash KD against Erik Morales, but came back to knock him out in the 5th.

It doesn't let me see the opponent's health bar when I fight online. Not sure if that's the same for everyone or if I accidently clicked the wrong thing at some point, but it's pretty stupid.

I also did a Guitar Hero battle online. I got destroyed:lol1:

I will tomorrow. Going to bed soon.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:10 PM
I'm sleeping for at least 20 hours a night.

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 03:12 PM
I'm sleeping for at least 20 hours a night.

You wouldn't be doing any sleeping if I was there with you.

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:17 PM
Stupid cunts giving away a goal with less than 3 mins on the clock!

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 03:19 PM
Stupid cunts giving away a goal with less than 3 mins on the clock!

This means nothing to meeeee

ooooooh vienna!!!

('mon the hoops.)

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 03:21 PM
Stupid cunts giving away a goal with less than 3 mins on the clock!

it's half time.

relax. it's just vienna.

2-1 celtic final. watch.




save the energy for the scumbags on sunday. we'll take 1st place.

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:25 PM
1-1 you Vienna cunts!

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:26 PM
Watch the game here:

http://www3.five.tv/footballonfive/watch-football-five-streamed-live

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 03:27 PM
I turned over and missed the goal, was it good?

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:28 PM
I turned over and missed the goal, was it good?

Similar to Vienna's goal just on the other side of the pitch.

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 03:30 PM
Goal coming...

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:32 PM
What a tarded-up effort on goal that was.

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 03:33 PM
Wasted.

I'm turning it off now because my sky is on the blink.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 03:33 PM
told you.

celtics are thinking about the scumbags.

the vienna goal woke them up.

2-1 celtic final.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 03:34 PM
Watch the game here:

http://www3.five.tv/footballonfive/watch-football-five-streamed-live

can't watch over here in "cornwall"

i'm just following it on sky sports.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:40 PM
Surprised McGeady didn't dive.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:43 PM
Don't understand the point in hiring assistant refs to stand behind the goal. Just watch a quick replay.

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:44 PM
Pat Nevin needs to STFU.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:46 PM
Pat Nevin needs to STFU.

Can't understand him tbh.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:48 PM
How did he manage to kick the ball at himself? :rofl:

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 03:49 PM
How did he manage to kick the ball at himself? :rofl:

Mad skillz, son.

Sαntα
10-01-2009, 03:52 PM
Mad skillz, son.

He got a corner out of it, so you can't complain, can you? :lol1:

Oasis_Lad
10-01-2009, 04:01 PM
Second half coming up - four goals for Celtic.

Shambleton
10-01-2009, 04:05 PM
I'm watching Darwin and the tree of life.

F8cking seksy.

Southpaw Stinger
10-01-2009, 06:30 PM
I'm watching Darwin and the tree of life.

F8cking seksy.

Don't tell the Yanks.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:01 PM
Don't tell the Yanks.

man lived with the dinosaurs!

god made everything in 7 days!

Southpaw Stinger
10-01-2009, 07:04 PM
man lived with the dinosaurs!

god made everything in 7 days!

Please don't hurt me... they made me do it!

Darwin must repent!

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:07 PM
Rizoom ran into God one day......



Rizoom: God , is that really you?

God: Yes , my son. It is me.

Rizoom: God , can I ask you a question?

God: Of course , Rizo , you may.

Rizoom: How long is a foot to you to me?

God: Well , Rizoom , a foot to me is a million miles to you.

Rizoom: Wow! How long is a second for you for me?

God: Well , my son , a second for me is a million years to you.

Rizoom: Crazy! How much is a penny for you worth to me?

God: Well , my child , a penny to me is worth a million pounds to you.

Rizoom: God , can I have a penny?

God: Of course , Rizoom. Just give me one second.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:09 PM
Please don't hurt me... they made me do it!

Darwin must repent!

man lived with the dinosaurs.

darwin is an idiot!

didn't you guys ever see the flintstones?

Chunk.
10-01-2009, 07:09 PM
Just got back from the Fulham - Basel game. ****!

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:09 PM
is laddie depressed about the tie?

Gorgeous George
10-01-2009, 07:10 PM
" I love you long time baby"

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:12 PM
" I love you long time baby"

shut it , mick.

we are in mourning.

celtic tied with vienna.

Gorgeous George
10-01-2009, 07:14 PM
shut it , mick.

we are in mourning.

celtic tied with vienna.
Can you even name the 1st eleven on the celtic team yank?

Southpaw Stinger
10-01-2009, 07:15 PM
Cornish Pasty FTW.

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:21 PM
Can you even name the 1st eleven on the celtic team yank?

kevin garnett
paul pierce
rajon rondo
ray allen
rasheed wallace
glen davis
tony allen
kendrick perkins
shelden williams
eddie house
brian scalabrine

WhoreUs
10-01-2009, 07:21 PM
Cornish Pasty FTW.

kernow > the world

Gorgeous George
10-02-2009, 01:25 AM
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WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 03:49 AM
you don't have to insert image for an embedded video.











this boy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer......the lights are on but no one's home......

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 05:49 AM
Anyone upset about the typhoon heading towards the pinoys?

Clegg
10-02-2009, 07:13 AM
Mmmm...prime Baby Spice:luvbed:

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:22 AM
Mmmm...prime Baby Spice:luvbed:

I think she looks better now.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 07:24 AM
What about Brooke Shields?

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:25 AM
What about Brooke Shields?

Best in Blue Lagoon.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:25 AM
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311786&page=4

Remember all my cartoons?

Clegg
10-02-2009, 07:30 AM
Get Crash Course, my gold runs out at midnight!

I'll be online on XBox from 6.45pm.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:31 AM
Get Crash Course, my gold runs out at midnight!

I'll be online on XBox from 6.45pm.

Let me just check my bank.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:33 AM
My electric is £48 per month. Bit cuntish imo.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:43 AM
How lucky! I have 65 point already on my account.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 07:49 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8286967.stm

Rizzy, didn't they offer Keegan £4M the other day, and he rejected it? Now it turns out he'll only get £2M.

What a genius Keegan is...

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 07:59 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8286967.stm

Rizzy, didn't they offer Keegan £4M the other day, and he rejected it? Now it turns out he'll only get £2M.

What a genius Keegan is...

Nah, he wanted £4m and Ashely counter claimed at £2m. Something like that.
£2m over Ignacio Gonzalez? He never even played. Keegan is such a *****.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 08:03 AM
http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=464638

See, he rejected £4M. Keegan knows even less about negotiation than he does about tactics, which is really saying something.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 08:11 AM
http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=464638

See, he rejected £4M. Keegan knows even less about negotiation than he does about tactics, which is really saying something.

That's because he wanted £8m. Keegan is a disgrace, run away AGAIN and wanted to put Newcastle into administration. Hope he dies of AIDS.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 08:14 AM
Keegan kidnapped Maddie.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 08:16 AM
He ran out on Newcastle over someone on loan who never even played. Who did Keegan bring in? I don't remember anyone. He wasn't even doing his job. :nonono:

Clegg
10-02-2009, 08:29 AM
http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/picture3.jpg
The music industry is such a pile a wank these days.

It used to be that you'd have pop songs, which was basically a good looking person with a decent voice having all their songs written for them and their image carefully constructed by their record company and the media, who would dance around and mime when required. Then you'd have real bands, who could play instruments well, sing live, write their own stuff, and were getting attention because they were good/have built up a fanbase over time.

Now though, the ****ty pop ones being pushed can't even pretend to sing (ie. Lily ****ing Allen and Kate Nash, what the **** is that ****?) and the space usually reserved for decent bands is being filled by faux-rock, faux-punk ******s who are just as manufactured as The Spice Girls. It's like those stupid cunts Busted replicated over and over. Even Avril Lavinge is apparently considered 'alternative' and 'punk' these days:nonono:

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 09:10 AM
http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/picture3.jpg
The music industry is such a pile a wank these days.

It used to be that you'd have pop songs, which was basically a good looking person with a decent voice having all their songs written for them and their image carefully constructed by their record company and the media, who would dance around and mime when required. Then you'd have real bands, who could play instruments well, sing live, write their own stuff, and were getting attention because they were good/have built up a fanbase over time.

Now though, the ****ty pop ones being pushed can't even pretend to sing (ie. Lily ****ing Allen and Kate Nash, what the **** is that ****?) and the space usually reserved for decent bands is being filled by faux-rock, faux-punk ******s who are just as manufactured as The Spice Girls. It's like those stupid cunts Busted replicated over and over. Even Avril Lavinge is apparently considered 'alternative' and 'punk' these days:nonono:
I like Lily Allen and Kate Nash. :guilty:

Clegg
10-02-2009, 09:15 AM
They don't even sing, they just talk.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't like to sexually degrade them, but they'd have to promise to STFU.

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 09:32 AM
They don't even sing, they just talk.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't like to sexually degrade them, but they'd have to promise to STFU.

Do you like Cheryl Cole's solo song?

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt... too sexy it hurtsssss.

Southpaw Stinger
10-02-2009, 11:33 AM
Anyone upset about the typhoon heading towards the pinoys?

What, Cotto?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 11:56 AM
What, Cotto?

cotto can't even beat bobby pacquiao.

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:04 PM
Cotto would drop Bobby with a crippling left hook, then floor Jinky with a flash of his trousersnake.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 12:05 PM
< New avatar.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 12:06 PM
I might photoshop it so that there's a big Danish **** hanging out.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:07 PM
nice avatar.

call me when his best win is no longer anthony mundane.





abraham will steamroll this little tournament.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 12:08 PM
nice avatar.

call me when his is best win is no longer anthony mundane.





abraham will steamroll this little tournament.

Good stuff, Pink. :rofl:

Kessler will steamroll the tournament and he'll "Andrade" Abraham along the way.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:10 PM
Cotto would drop Bobby with a crippling left hook, then floor Jinky with a flash of his trousersnake.

word through the grapevine is that miguel is packing what is being called as a "san juan small"

Sick/
10-02-2009, 12:11 PM
Jermaine Taylor is gonna win for sure

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:14 PM
Good stuff, Pink. :rofl:

Kessler will steamroll the tournament and he'll "Andrade" Abraham along the way.

are we feeling better today , laddie?

by sunday rangers will be 4th behind hibernian and dundee......




abraham is better skilled and has more power than anyone 160-168. he'll maul all the euros in the tournament for a ko and the american negroes will run like he was a klansman and give him an easy decision win.

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:14 PM
Abraham is a glorified slugger.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:15 PM
Jermaine Taylor is gonna win for sure

sorry to break it to you , mich.

but none of the fights in the super six are 4-rounders.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 12:16 PM
Cotto has only got big balls
His micro-penis is in the Albert Hall
His mother, was raped by Margarito
while the ****** was eating a burrito
Now Cotto is no man at all.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8347/margaritocotto.jpg (http://img246.imageshack.us/i/margaritocotto.jpg/)

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:17 PM
Abraham is a glorified slugger.

:scared:

are you insane?

abraham has the best defense out of the group (without running unlike the yanks) and the most power.

if the armpit/hun wasn't 5 foot 6 he'd be favored to win by everyone in this damn thing.

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:25 PM
Jumps in with wild, swinging hooks
I guarantee he will eat straights early against Taylor
Tough bastard but open to body shots
If Taylor doesn't outbox him, Kessler will.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:27 PM
a message from king arthur to kessler , froch and the chocolates from america.

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WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:28 PM
Jumps in with wild, swinging hooks
I guarantee he will eat straights early against Taylor
Tough bastard but open to body shots
If Taylor doesn't outbox him, Kessler will.

how much you want to lose on taylor?

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:29 PM
Froch - Abraham would be utterly brutal.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 12:31 PM
Worst highlight video ever.

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:32 PM
how much you want to lose on taylor?

Taylor is completely unreliable to bet on these days
But I'll do 100k.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:33 PM
Froch - Abraham would be utterly brutal.

true but i think froch will not be able to get through abrahams guard.

hard for him to work the body against the little midget too.

Worst highlight video ever.

be nice.

they probably still only have dial up in armenia.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:33 PM
Taylor is completely unreliable to bet on these days
But I'll do 100k.

you're gonna be so broke after the pac and abraham fights. :dance:

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Underdogs FTW! :wank:

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 12:39 PM
Underdogs FTW! :wank:

s.g. put a million on taylor against abraham with me. :scared:



i wouldn't put a million points on taylor if he was fighting my sister. :nonono:

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 12:39 PM
Not even one happy birthday?
Cunts.

Chunk.
10-02-2009, 01:01 PM
Not even one happy birthday?
Cunts.

I want to give you some Chunk cake but the e-gift store has been out of stock for the last 3 months.

TRAVI$
10-02-2009, 01:11 PM
I want to give you some Chunk cake but the e-gift store has been out of stock for the last 3 months.

Its the thought that counts, Chunk
Maybe report Pink instead.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 01:16 PM
Its the thought that counts, Chunk
Maybe report Pink instead.

one day can we all be watchmen characters?

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 01:30 PM
Cleggy-poo! Are you on?

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:19 PM
Hi, this is the ghost of Steve Irwin and welcome to: Animal's Kill The Daftest Bastards.

Gorgeous George
10-02-2009, 02:23 PM
you don't have to insert image for an embedded video.











this boy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer......the lights are on but no one's home......
I dont play with computers all my life like you sweetheart.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:23 PM
Hi, this is the ghost of Steve Irwin and welcome to: Animal's Kill The Daftest Bastards.

is that the guy who use to do the michael jackson baby dangle in front of crocodiles?

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:24 PM
is that the guy who use to do the michael jackson baby dangle in front of crocodiles?

Indeedy-do.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:24 PM
I dont play with computers all my life like you sweetheart.

you work a blue collar job?

my condolences.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:25 PM
Indeedy-do.

in his defense , he is an animal expert.

experts like that know how to deal with dangerous creatures.

Gorgeous George
10-02-2009, 02:29 PM
you work a blue collar job?

my condolences.
You still live at home with mammy + daddy my condolences.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:31 PM
You still live at home with mammy + daddy my condolences.

my mammy and daddy loves me! :dance:

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 02:38 PM
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Love this song.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:39 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5274/22089179.jpg (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/22089179.jpg/)

Poor Tugs didn't even match up to 'Low Average'

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:42 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5274/22089179.jpg (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/22089179.jpg/)

Poor Tugs didn't even match up to 'Low Average'

woohoo!

i made the cut!

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 02:43 PM
oh wait......

i have to click the bar to see full image.

nevermind. :nonono:

Clegg
10-02-2009, 02:44 PM
Do you like Cheryl Cole's solo song?

No. Video isn't even that revealing. The Shakira vid is nice though.
Cleggy-poo! Are you on?

Yeah, just got back from Tesco. I bought some Xmas cake, just eating it now.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:45 PM
Cheryl needs to eat a Big Mac or three and start showing more skin.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 02:47 PM
She looks like the type who'd enjoy a good spanking.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:50 PM
She looks like the type who'd enjoy a good spanking.

How do you think her vag tastes?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 02:50 PM
I would hurt shakira really badly.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 02:51 PM
Seriously I would f*ck her so hard that she would need to go to A & E afterwards.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 02:52 PM
I would hurt shakira really badly.

For refusing to cook after you've came home from the pub?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 02:57 PM
For refusing to cook after you've came home from the pub?

Who do you think I am???

I'd kill the cunt for a crime like that.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 03:00 PM
How do you think her vag tastes?

Not on the level of Emma Watson's, IMO, but above average. I'd imagine she's had a lot of cunt-wrecking ****, but she makes a lot of money so she probably goes to a minge beauty salon or something.

I'd like to try a bit of bondage with her. Not just because I'm into that, but because I'd have to gag her due to her annoying geordie accent.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Not on the level of Emma Watson's, IMO, but above average. I'd imagine she's had a lot of cunt-wrecking ****, but she makes a lot of money so she probably goes to a minge beauty salon or something.

I'd like to try a bit of bondage with her. Not just because I'm into that, but because I'd have to gag her due to her annoying geordie accent.

Do you really think she's got a designer vagina?:hitit::hitit:

I thought I'd never say it but Shakira in that she wolf video >>>> Cheryl

Clegg
10-02-2009, 03:05 PM
It's a tough call for me. I think Shakira is a bit better at being sexier (like how she moves/dances and all that) and would probably be a fantastic **** but...Tweedy's got bigger tits.

It's a toss-up. Literally:wank:

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 03:09 PM
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4392/87009fsypzjnvzo23212310.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/87009fsypzjnvzo23212310.jpg/)

Good tasting Vag or not?

Clegg
10-02-2009, 03:12 PM
Average.

I'd like to tweak her nipples though.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 03:13 PM
Average.

I'd like to tweak her nipples though.

Better when she was in S Club Juniors?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 03:15 PM
Who is it? :drive:

Sαntα
10-02-2009, 03:21 PM
Yeah, just got back from Tesco. I bought some Xmas cake, just eating it now.

When are we playing? I'm ready after I finish this season on FM09. I'm in the semi final of the FA cup against Liverpool!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 03:24 PM
Newcastle United 0, Kevin Keegan 2 million.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 03:36 PM
When are we playing? I'm ready after I finish this season on FM09. I'm in the semi final of the FA cup against Liverpool!

35 minutes until my download of Berto-Collazo in HD is done. Shall I get my bro to help us? He's pretty good, probably be more use than the AI-controlled character would be.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 03:39 PM
35 minutes until my download of Berto-Collazo in HD is done. Shall I get my bro to help us? He's pretty good, probably be more use than the AI-controlled character would be.

You lot not watching prizefighter?

My cunting sky is on the blink, I need a quality stream and a hard ****.

Enzo Calzaghe
10-02-2009, 03:42 PM
For facks sake no what the fack...

Clegg
10-02-2009, 03:45 PM
You lot not watching prizefighter?

My cunting sky is on the blink, I need a quality stream and a hard ****.

I'd watch it if I had a stream, but not seen one floating about yet.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 03:47 PM
For facks sake no what the fack...

Your son is a **** dancer for facks sake.

Sick/
10-02-2009, 03:48 PM
For facks sake no what the fack...

Is that you Derranged?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:37 PM
****... Danny's got nuffink left!!

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Annie's crying.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:39 PM
Annie's crying.

I actually screamed, noooooooooo when he went down first time.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 04:41 PM
Everything has it's/their time. Even Gods.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:45 PM
I blame Terry O' Connor.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Maybe terry is the One Above All, and the rest; Thor, zeus, ra etc are just Demi-Gods?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:49 PM
Maybe terry is the One Above All, and the rest; Thor, zeus, ra etc are just Demi-Gods?

Nah, he's just a cunt.

Haye on the other hand is looking rather dishy.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 04:52 PM
It isn't about how dishy you are that determines your omniscience, it's about how many fingers in how ever many pies you dare plod them into...... and Terry fits the bill!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:55 PM
It isn't about how dishy you are that determines your omniscience, it's about how many fingers in how ever many pies you dare plod them into...... and Terry fits the bill!

Maybe, but Haye could put his finger in my pie anyday.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 04:57 PM
Do you think that all the lights will go out at the end and Terry will ride in on a thundercloud and tell us all to obey him or perish, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 05:00 PM
Aye, the lights will go out, but if he's got a bet on with the Titans then you best bet he'll give us the long count.

A gambling man is a Terry.... a God, yes, but still.... a gambling man.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:07 PM
okay.....i'm part irish like that big ballz cunt so i ain't too bright.

the time difference between auckland and los angeles is 20 hours right?

that means the card starts 6:30PM Saturday in Auckland , it'll be 10:30PM Friday for me right?

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 05:11 PM
You're also full part cunt.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:13 PM
okay.....i'm part irish like that big ballz cunt so i ain't too bright.

the time difference between auckland and los angeles is 20 hours right?

that means the card starts 6:30PM Saturday in Auckland , it'll be 10:30PM Friday for me right?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e32/Enderhawk/KissMeImIrish2.gif

No idea, I'm half Irish too.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:13 PM
You're also full part cunt.

aye 'tis true.

but is auckland to los angeles 20 or 21 hour difference?

it is very important that i don't miss the "FIGHT OF THE CENTURY".

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:14 PM
for the other "cornish" lads on here that don't have sky.

http://www.justin.tv/dragonblade1

Gorgeous George
10-02-2009, 05:16 PM
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e32/Enderhawk/KissMeImIrish2.gif

No idea, I'm half Irish too.
Nice bum.:luvbed:

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:17 PM
hahaha

that guy put up a hell of a fight.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:17 PM
Right lads, my money's on Danny Hughes.

Looks terrible but just won by dramatic KO.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:18 PM
perkins demands a rematch!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:19 PM
He looks like a weeble.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:20 PM
He looks like a weeble.

i'll take danny against audley.

odds please? :)

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:21 PM
i'll take danny against audley.

odds please? :)

I'll put 20k on Frauders. 2-1?

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2009, 05:21 PM
My **** demands another stroke




































By Barry.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:25 PM
I'll put 20k on Frauders. 2-1?

fraudley should give up more than that but i'll take it.

war danny!

Gorgeous George
10-02-2009, 05:26 PM
My **** demands another stroke




































By Barry.
Just a quick tug before i go out for the night x.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 05:27 PM
Just come back online, what have I missed? Danny lost?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:28 PM
kell brook is gonna pummel jennings.

jennings will wish he was fighting cotto again.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:28 PM
Just come back online, what have I missed? Danny lost?

yes. annie is in mourning.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:29 PM
fraudley should give up more than that but i'll take it.

war danny!

Not after that knock out, did you not see Sprott - Audrey?
I'm still cheering our danny pet on.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:30 PM
Not after that knock out, did you not see Sprott - Audrey?
I'm still cheering our danny pet on.

yeah but even khan is making fun of perkin's chin right now.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:32 PM
these 2 lads wouldn't last a round with tua.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:33 PM
these 2 lads wouldn't last a round with tua.

Has he had that fight yet, or is it tomorrow?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:35 PM
Has he had that fight yet, or is it tomorrow?

tonight for me.

the card starts around 4AM saturday for you guys.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 05:36 PM
these 2 lads wouldn't last a round with tua.

They'd give him a run for his money at the buffet though.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:37 PM
tonight for me.

the card starts around 4AM saturday for you guys.

Right, that's what you were just on about.

I won't be staying up for that one.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:37 PM
They'd give him a run for his money at the buffet though.

:lol1:

the tubbies are doing good in this card though.

hughes will spark fraudley.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:38 PM
Barrett - Audley final.

I'll take Audley all the way. (no homo)

Southpaw Stinger
10-02-2009, 05:42 PM
Williams lost? Thought so.

Our Naps will be a happy fella, so he will.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 05:42 PM
That was a good scrap, reminded me of a pub brawl.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:44 PM
he has loads......loads......

Sir Tom Jones
10-02-2009, 05:46 PM
feckin hell danny boy, what you playing attttttttt?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:47 PM
i love yakult.

i can go through 3-4 5-packs in a day.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 05:48 PM
Wait...Cheryl's mum is black?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Say goodnight to Danny Hughes, Pink.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:51 PM
cunt!

5 to 1!

bastard gave me only 2 to 1. :nonono:

Sick/
10-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Wait...Cheryl's mum is black?

She is *****

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:52 PM
war hughes!!!!!!!!!!

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:53 PM
rough him up!

rough him up!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:54 PM
Come on Gay force, knock the fat geordie cunt out.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:57 PM
5-6 more years and audley should be ready for a title shot.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 05:59 PM
This fight is good for the lols.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 05:59 PM
10-8 round for danny.

clear knockdown.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:00 PM
The white guy is boxing on the back foot too much. I know he's trying to land a counter, but the best way to beat Audley is to pressure him, not by backing away and working the jab.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:00 PM
This fight is good for the lols.

what's the record for most slips in a 3 round fight?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:01 PM
The white guy is boxing on the back foot too much. I know he's trying to land a counter, but the best way to beat Audley is to pressure him, not by backing away and working the jab.

he has a name.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:01 PM
The white guy is boxing on the back foot too much. I know he's trying to land a counter, but the best way to beat Audley is to pressure him, not by backing away and working the jab.

It's amazing how tentative Harrison is against a novice fighter, and he still thinks he can be world champ. :lol1:

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:02 PM
that was a slip!

clear bias by the ref.

they're trying to rob hughes.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:04 PM
Terry O' Connor's got money on my man.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:04 PM
he has a name.

Tubby McLardo?

Nice punch by Audley for the KD, shame he didn't finish it, but he'll probably beat the Irish guy.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:05 PM
He'll need to pick it up to beat the paddy.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:05 PM
i'll take barrett.

odds please.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:06 PM
Your 10k vs my 20k, Pink?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:08 PM
Your 10k vs my 20k, Pink?

sure.

what happened to all your points and jambo's?





jambo , how much you want to put on this?

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:08 PM
I'll go again.

A force all the way baby.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:09 PM
Dunno what happened to my points. I think I lost quite a bit betting against Khan, and there was another one I can't recall.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:09 PM
sure.

what happened to all your points and jambo's?





jambo , how much you want to put on this?

Mine got eaten up when my alts got banned.

I'll go the same again if you want.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:12 PM
:lol1:

my co-worker just asked me if i'm watching wrestling.

i told her boxing.

she's like , "boxers don't have bodies like that."

:lol1:

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:13 PM
Mine got eaten up when my alts got banned.

I'll go the same again if you want.

okay my 20k your 40k.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:14 PM
The Irish guy sounds drunk. I know that's to be expected but...

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:14 PM
Dunno what happened to my points. I think I lost quite a bit betting against Khan, and there was another one I can't recall.

khan will rule 140. only ortiz can beat him at 140.

i think khan can beat pacquiao.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:15 PM
okay my 20k your 40k.

Cool.

War gay force!!!!

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:15 PM
The Irish guy sounds drunk. I know that's to be expected but...

racist. :nonono:

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:16 PM
war paddy boy!!!!!!!!!!

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:17 PM
Khan-Ortiz= Khan gets knocked down 3 times, keeps getting up. Ortiz gets caught by a jab, quits.

I dunno if Khan could beat Bradley. That's a fight I hope gets made.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:20 PM
Khan-Ortiz= Khan gets knocked down 3 times, keeps getting up. Ortiz gets caught by a jab, quits.

I dunno if Khan could beat Bradley. That's a fight I hope gets made.

bradley's forehead jab won't work on someone with khan's height.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:22 PM
What's with the dancing wogs?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:23 PM
this will look like little mac vs. sandman.

war barrett!!!!!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:27 PM
Someone get the paddy a pillow, he's goin daaaaaaaaaan.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:31 PM
Audley is so ****.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:31 PM
audley harrison = ferrari body with lawnmower engine

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Audley is so ****.

if hughes fought like that , audley would have been koed.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Audley is so ****.

He's so lol though.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Audley is yet again going into his shell when under pressure. He has the mentality of a bullied child.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:32 PM
lmfao :lol1:

Southpaw Stinger
10-02-2009, 06:34 PM
Bleedin' Audley cunt!

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:35 PM
Timber!!!!

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:35 PM
:lol1:

lennox could have come out of retirement , not train and come in at 300 lbs. and would have cleaned up all these guys.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:35 PM
Booya, there was never any doubt in my mind.

A force WILL be a future world champ.(at tiddlywinks)

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:37 PM
Nevermind Lennox, Henry Cooper could've beat those guys.

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Nevermind Lennox, Henry Cooper could've beat those guys.

dig up jimmy wilde and prop his body up and he would have won $32 grand tonight. :lol1:




ooohhhhh........celtic-rangers!

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:39 PM
It was terrible, but one of the funniest nights of boxing I've seen in a long time. Prizefighter FTW!!

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:41 PM
It was terrible, but one of the funniest nights of boxing I've seen in a long time. Prizefighter FTW!!

it's like watching a movie that is so awful that it's so funny.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:41 PM
Another stupid thing was that the commentators apologised about 20 times because of the swearing. It's almost midnight, not noon.

Where does Audley go from here? Dole office?

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:43 PM
Barrett was winning, then Fraudley hit him with a deliberate headbutt, then a punch behind Barrett's ear.

Then, Barrett was weakened enough for Fraudley to finish him with a legal punch.

Fraudley sucks. He was getting beaten up by a cruiserweight and had to resort to cheating to win. :ugh:

:nonono::nonono:

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:44 PM
Fair play, I was just gonna call him a cunt, but that's fair play with the trophy and ****.

Clegg
10-02-2009, 06:47 PM
I turned it off, what happened with trophy?

WhoreUs
10-02-2009, 06:48 PM
:nonono::nonono:

tunney is so right.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 06:50 PM
I turned it off, what happened with trophy?

He's gonna auction it and donate the money to the Sprott family. Michael Sprott's sister got hit by a train in reading.

Southpaw Stinger
10-02-2009, 07:54 PM
Thrilla in Manila was a sparring session compared to this.

Shambleton
10-02-2009, 07:56 PM
Thrilla in Manila was a sparring session compared to this.

'Twas epic. I'm mentally exhausted.

Gorgeous George
10-03-2009, 12:16 AM
Audley for world title 2010.

WhoreUs
10-03-2009, 06:18 AM
tua!

tua!

tua!

tua!

tua!

Oasis_Lad
10-03-2009, 06:43 AM
Done two ****s so far this morning.

LOCKE
10-03-2009, 06:45 AM
What does 'lang' mean??

Oasis_Lad
10-03-2009, 06:51 AM
What does 'lang' mean??

Only. It's a Filipino word.

WhoreUs
10-03-2009, 06:56 AM
bring on audley harrison! :banana:

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LOCKE
10-03-2009, 07:19 AM
Aaaahhh gotcha.

WhoreUs
10-03-2009, 07:27 AM
Aaaahhh gotcha.

why did you have ben kill jacob?