I need servicing, Laddie.

I can only give you a minute of my time, babes. It's the Hoops that shall have my full attention tonight.

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It's gonna be fun on the bun.

Methinks I'll watch 'Humbled By The Hoops' first - 50 years of dour-faced Huns crying into their scarves is going to be hilarious.

i love soccer.

i love soccer.

Get out...........

Get out...........

lol :dance:

See 2 orange marchs got attacked in scotland on sunday :rofl: :rofl:

One got attacked in glasgow cross, the other got attacked in dumbarton loving it :banana:

Cunt.

:davil2:

You on the Tequila tonight, slag?

See 2 orange marchs got attacked in scotland on sunday :rofl: :rofl:

One got attacked in glasgow cross, the other got attacked in dumbarton loving it :banana:

Be my fwiend?

:crying:

delicious......

http://www.winespecialist.com/ecart/img/productImages/patron%20silver.bmp

delicious......

http://www.winespecialist.com/ecart/img/productImages/patron%20silver.bmp

Looks delish.

delicious......

http://www.winespecialist.com/ecart/img/productImages/patron%20silver.bmp

Without that label it would look like bubble bath.

Looks delish.

i just looked it up for you.

L45.00 for the 24 ounce bottle. :scared:

it's only $50.00 here for the same bottle.

Be my fwiend?

:crying:

I added you :luvbed:

"Oh, I'm a huge fan of his all right. Or should I say: AWWIGHT!"

"Oh, I'm a huge fan of his all right. Or should I say: AWWIGHT!"

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

i smell fish........



close your legs , travis.

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my ****y stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

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simpsons are overrated.

they're like man u of cartoons.

The Simpsons > The rest. Slag.

simpsons are overrated.

they're like man u of cartoons.

Family Guy is overrated.

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Family Guy is overrated.

yeah don't like the family guy either.

Terrance and Phillip > All

Terrance and Phillip > All

that one i got to give to the simpsons.

itchy and scratchy > terrance and phillip

The queef sisters > Itchy and Scratchy.

"Terrance & Phillip" may go down as the worst cartoon ever
Just behind "American Dad".

Johnnie Walker is strong.

"Terrance & Phillip" may go down as the worst cartoon ever
Just behind "American Dad".


Aye. Why do Yanks always feel the need to put 'American' into the title of every cuntin' film and tv show?

smh

anyone heard from clash and mozza?

i'm gonna owe hoff 50k if those 2 puss out. :nonono:

anyone heard from clash and mozza?

i'm gonna owe hoff 50k if those 2 puss out. :nonono:

Not yet.

I'm under contract to commentate the ppv version of the fight (along with Laddie)
Looking forward to it, so I am.

Oh it's a grand old team to play for.....

How are you fine fellas keeping?

Not yet.

I'm under contract to commentate the ppv version of the fight (along with Laddie)
Looking forward to it, so I am.
the anticipation is killing me.

this is will be like the streetfight version of ali-frazier , louis-schmeling , duran-leonard , tyson-holyfield , calzaghe-mgfhjdsdfhjkdkrchian......

the anticipation is killing me.

this is will be like the streetfight version of ali-frazier , louis-schmeling , duran-leonard , tyson-holyfield , calzaghe-mgfhjdsdfhjkdkrchian......

Jones Jr and my milk man.

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I'll drink to that.....

Jones Jr and my milk man.

that milk man was rated #9 by ring magazine! :burnup:

that milk man was rated #9 by ring magazine! :burnup:

And yet Jones Jr only made it to the #12 spot in Semi Skimmed magazine.

laddie , you are taken back in time and allowed to kill one person......

adolf hitler or bill struth?

And yet Jones Jr only made it to the #12 spot in Semi Skimmed magazine.

semi skimmed is biased towards yuros.

semi skimmed is biased towards yuros.

I thought that too, until they put Taylor into their top 10. Can't take that mag seriously.
Word on the street is that Hatton's buying it.

The inventor of the Boy Band.

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talked to the scottish girl i shagged in uni freshers for a few weeks today. seems still interested even tho i have a mrs back home.

interesting times.




me bonnie lass.



Hmmmmmmmm/

Laddie.. The other day I saw some Asian people murdering a Beatles song.. They were singing

" She rove you oohhh yooohh yooohh! she rove you ooohhh yooohh yooohh!!"

I did nothing about it. What would you have done?

talked to the scottish girl i shagged in uni freshers for a few weeks today. seems still interested even tho i have a mrs back home.

interesting times.




me bonnie lass.



Hmmmmmmmm/

Where is this scottish girl from????

Where is this scottish girl from????

livingston.

she doesn't like Celtic one bit the cunt.:boxing:

livingston.

she doesn't like Celtic one bit the cunt.:boxing:

She a dirty hun???

She a dirty hun???

she is a livingston fan, they are pretty ****. I could for a change say my team are better than yours.

she is a livingston fan, they are pretty ****. I could for a change say my team are better than yours.

Next time you see her, call her a chookter :D

Next time you see her, call her a choocter :D

what is that ? lol


how do you pronounce it?

what is that ? lol


how do you pronounce it?

Its what we call people from livingston and other areas around their.

its pronounced CHOOKTER :lol1: say it, she will know what you mean, just say your a chookter.

Its what we call people from livingston and other areas around their.

its pronounced CHOOKTER :lol1: say it, she will know what you mean, just say your a chookter.

will it result in slap lol?

Where is this scottish girl from????

Scotland?

:ugh:

Me internet's being a reet slag again. As the Gene Genie would say, it's going about as fast as a Spastic in a magnet factory.

Spotted the 660ml bottles of San Miguel in Sainsburys. 6 for 8 quid? yes please. I'll also have 10 550ml bottles of Guinness, thank you very much.

Spotted the 660ml bottles of San Miguel in Sainsburys. 6 for 8 quid? yes please. I'll also have 10 550ml bottles of Guinness, thank you very much.

You enjoying the game?

livingston.

she doesn't like Celtic one bit the cunt.:boxing:

Is it just me, or is Chopra a fatty?

George Burley needs to **** off.

Spotted the 660ml bottles of San Miguel in Sainsburys. 6 for 8 quid? yes please. I'll also have 10 550ml bottles of Guinness, thank you very much.

Any deals on the grolsch, becks, or stella in sainsburys????

Spotted the 660ml bottles of San Miguel in Sainsburys. 6 for 8 quid? yes please. I'll also have 10 550ml bottles of Guinness, thank you very much.

san miguel ftw!

san miguel ftw!

Mexican piss?

Mexican piss?

Its spanish :lol1: u never been to spain???

Its spanish :lol1: u never been to spain???

Does Majorca count?

:lol1:

I was wondering why the Scots weren't taking the piss about England being 2 - 0 behind, but I've realised now.

:lol1:

Mexican piss?

filipino lager , cunt.

i've tried the filipino version and the american version.

the filipino stuff is okay. the watered down american stuff sucks.

filipino lager , cunt.

i've tried the filipino version and the american version.

the filipino stuff is okay. the watered down american stuff sucks.

How **** is the Filipino national football team?

How **** is the Filipino national football team?

they're too small to play football.

most linebackers are about 250 lbs.

i don't know how they'd find many filipino 300 lb. linemen

I was wondering why the Scots weren't taking the piss about England being 2 - 0 behind, but I've realised now.

:lol1:

:lol1: were ****e, wish burley would gtf

Any deals on the grolsch, becks, or stella in sainsburys????

Aye, I spotted crates of Becks and Stella going cheaply. Nothing to shout about though.

Under Smith and McLeish, we were starting to play decent football and get decent results and you felt proud to be a Scottish football fan, but Since Burley took over the whole thing's fell apart.

The cunt needs to **** off right now. The was an embarrassment.

Laddie, I might need a bit of tag team support to deal with me internet slag. I'm getting disconnected every few minutes and I don't even have time to pour meself a drink before it goes off.
Tis a cuntin' liability!

Laddie, I might need a bit of tag team support to deal with me internet slag. I'm getting disconnected every few minutes and I don't even have time to pour meself a drink before it goes off.
Tis a cuntin' liability!

Which company are you with?

Which company are you with?

Tis not the company, Laddie. I'm sure it's the modem as me laptop needs to be within three feet of it to even get a connection.
I've ordered a new one but I'm not a patient bum boy.

My advice, never rest yer beer cans on yer router.

I attacked my modem with an empty beer bottle the other night - that did the trick.

Yer did the right thing, Laddie. Show the cunt who's boss.

I might be forced to attack mine with a full bottle at some point. Nobody will be laughing then.

Who deleted my Norway 4-0 Scotland thread!

a scot no doubt,

no need to rub it in lol.

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Yer very special to me, Laddie. Thanks for reminding me why!

What a difference a day makes........24 little hours.

Ever gone 24 hours without thinking of Stella/Grolsch/Jack D?

Ever gone 24 hours without thinking of Stella/Grolsch/Jack D?

Not in recent memory, no.

Be a sad 24 hours if yer did. Can't imagine it meself.

stella and JD tomo lads and then the early trip up to blackpool on the piss and watching the city take them seaside tangerine cunts on.

The man, the myth, the legend:

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He ain't met me, yet.

Yay! found my street corner on Google images:

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The row of flats I stay in are just out of shot to the left.

Round the other corner be this:

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The Charles Rennie McIntosh School Of Art.

The man, the myth, the legend:

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is that the guy from lord of the rings?

Just found me Street (Not the best pic ):

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That your mum?

That your mum?

my papa , you cunt.

my mum shaves her beard.

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The row of flats I stay in are just out of shot to the left.

Round the other corner be this:

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The Charles Rennie McIntosh School Of Art.

Looks safer than my area.

Do the drunks and drug addicts only come out at night?

A regular night view for me

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i did capt sam's political compass test......

http://www.politicalcompass.org/test



my political compass is close to sir margaret thatcher.

is that a good thing or bad?

Looks safer than my area.

Do the drunks and drug addicts only come out at night?

It's a pretty well-off area. A far cry from where I grew up.

i did capt sam's political compass test......

http://www.politicalcompass.org/test



my political compass is close to sir margaret thatcher.

is that a good thing or bad?

I'm close to the Dalai Lama.

It's a pretty well-off area. A far cry from where I grew up.

Aye, looks a nice place. If you like looking at brick walls, yer'd love my gaff.

I'm close to the Dalai Lama.

dalai lama wasn't even one of the examples.

lying cunt.



don't know about economic or social......but you're up there with ted kennedy and winston churchill as far as alcholic blood level. :lol1:

dalai lama wasn't even one of the examples.

lying cunt.



don't know about economic or social......but you're up there with ted kennedy and winston churchill as far as alcholic blood level. :lol1:

Yes he was. Scroll down to the bottom after you get your results.

Aye, looks a nice place. If you like looking at brick walls, yer'd love my gaff.

Love me some bricks.





























For hurling at an Orange Walk.

i'm more left than ghandi.

i'm more left than ghandi.

the liberalization and feminizing of british males. :nonono:

Love me some bricks.



For hurling at an Orange Walk.

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Love me some bricks.





























For hurling at an Orange Walk.


I just hurl 'em at passing cars.

the liberalization and feminizing of british males. :nonono:

Using z's when you should be using s'

tut tut :nonono:

Using z's when you should be using s'

tut tut :nonono:

zhut up......

I just hurl 'em at passing cars.

that's illegal if the passengers are catholic.

that's illegal if the passengers are catholic.

Actually it's illegal if the passengers are anything but Catholic.

Actually it's illegal if the passengers are anything but Catholic.

even if they're just pakis?

even if they're just pakis?

I believe the brick throwing law pre-dates the Asian influx.

I believe the brick throwing law pre-dates the Asian influx.

so it's okay?

so it's okay?

I haven't been arrested. So I guess it is.

I haven't been arrested. So I guess it is.

thank god.

i have a vacation coming up.

it'd affect my plans......

thank god.

i have a vacation coming up.

it'd affect my plans......

If yer need a second pair of hands (for anything) I'm game.

If yer need a second pair of hands (for anything) I'm game.

i'll call you.

but remember we only throw at immigrants. we're not hooligans.

i'll call you.

but remember we only throw at immigrants. we're not hooligans.

Perish the thought. We're freedom fighters!

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:hitit:

Who's she?

:hitit:

Who's she?

His mum. :hitit:

His mum. :hitit:

Nah, I'd have remembered her.

:hitit:

Who's she?

His mum. :hitit:

Nah, I'd have remembered her.

lol.

ain't got a clue just stumbling the ****ongraphy topic on stumbleupon.

even got a tranny topic to stumble thought some of you like that sort of thing.:rofl:

even got a tranny topic to stumble thought some of you like that sort of thing.:rofl:


We hit the jackpot tonight, Laddie!

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Which one are you?

Hatton on the far right.

Mr. Pink's Mum - far left.

This Guinness - my stomach.

This egg sarnie - my mouth.

I've been mixing me drinks, Laddie. I think I'll need a taxi to get me to bed tonight.

Which one are you?

the one with the shades.

demise is the cunt in the far left who has his butt crack in front.

Mr. Pink's Mum - far left.

demise is NOT my mum , tim.

I've been mixing me drinks, Laddie. I think I'll need a taxi to get me to bed tonight.

Southpaw, do you miss the days when you stumbled into bed, completely wrecked, and you woke up in the morning, still slightly inebriated?

I've sadly become immune to such joys. :damnit:

Southpaw, do you miss the days when you stumbled into bed, completely wrecked, and you woke up in the morning, still slightly inebriated?

I've sadly become immune to such joys. :damnit:

I have that, Laddie. Them days ain't coming back, I reckon we've evolved.

Or devolved, you could say. It ain't for the better, that's fo sho!

Not all evolution is for the better, Laddie.

Look at British comedy.

Twas never an evolution. We were only fooling ourselves. We thought Brent was flippers evolving into feet, but it wasn't to be.

Any hope left, Laddie? Is all lost?

As Andy Dufresne said: "Hope is a good thing, and good things never die"

Nicely answered, babes.

Who coined the phrase, 'Prepare for the worst, hope for the best' ? I like that one.

Nicely answered, babes.

Who coined the phrase, 'Prepare for the worst, hope for the best' ? I like that one.

Twas moi, during the great Scottish alcohol famine of 97.

Thought it might have been a Scot with some alcohol link. Yer wise beyond yer years, Laddie.

why do the klitorises keep denying that lennox lewis beat vitali?

all they keep saying is vitali was up 4-2. :nonono:

why do the klitorises keep denying that lennox lewis beat vitali?

all they keep saying is vitali was up 4-2. :nonono:

Marciano didn't beat Walcott either.

Marciano didn't beat Walcott either.

marquez didn't beat diaz.

i had juan up by the time of the ko.

Some cunt seems to think that me wanting Britain to have an immigration policy like New Zealand's or Australia's is racist.

:thinking:

Some cunt seems to think that me wanting Britain to have an immigration policy like New Zealand's or Australia's is racist.

:thinking:

You are. Racist racist racist!

If you drink foreign wine yer also a racist.

You are. Racist racist racist!

If you drink foreign wine yer also a racist.

I think it would be a good idea.

We'd have a great economy, meaning alcohol would be cheap.

It would stop people coming here simply to die.

I reckon we could learn a lot from down under.

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jail bait came up. o dear.

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For Laddie.

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For Laddie.

http://lajaymz.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/lisa-simpson-upskirt.jpg

Plenty of folk with a Lisa fetish. I think it's pedophilia for cowards.

Dietmar Van Nostrilboy

Green armayyyyyy

Honey, I'm home.

Does anyone else think this leakbeak cunt is our old friend JCC/Rafa Benitez/Fernando torres, you know the cunt...

Fellas, ever had an unwarranted eye full of spoonken?

Laddie, I'm ready to do the man dance.

No Pasodoble? Methinks you're more of a Gay Gordon man..... am I right?

That's right, Laddie.

Shall I lead?

Lead away......

Always start on the left foot... You'll thank me later.

I always start pissed, babes. It's the only way IMO.

tipsy to be honest.

'Tipsy' isn't a word that exists in Southpaw's vocabulary.

Tip.... I'm not understanding..

What is he saying, Laddie?

steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaming.

Bonanza...

you all disgust me.

you all disgust me.

Doing our job well, then.

Sozzled. ................

Away wae it.

Stealing, stealing, stealing a car from Moe. La la la la, la la la la, insurance fraud today.

"Moe's Tavern - how may I be of assistance?"

"Is Stinger there, first name Southpaw?"

'Why yes, he's right here"

"Tell him to get his arse home then, cunt. I'm in the mood for loving"

Cunt says he won't give me my keys, too drunk to drive. I'll give him the ol' One-Two and be right with yer, babes.
Just make sure there's a curry and beer waiting for me. Then I'm all yours! :luvbed:

Cunt says he won't give me my keys, too drunk to drive. I'll give him the ol' One-Two and be right with yer, babes.
Just make sure there's a curry and beer waiting for me. Then I'm all yours! :luvbed:

Get Barney to give you a lift. He made it all the way home after his visit to the Duff Brewery.

Aye, that he did. A curse on any cunt foolish enough to try and KO him and take his keys.

If the Plant ye wish to flee
Simply Head to sector 7-B

To break the Spider's Curse
Simply quote a bible verse..... thou shall not.......... oh, forget it.

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Lionel Hutz FTW.

"Hey, this isn't the YMCA"

Aye, R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

The show ain't nothing without yer!

Just a coincidence that it started dipping in quality dramatically after the departure of Phil? I think not.

Even Jon Lovitz couldn't save it.

When Even John Lovitz can't keep you afloat, then you know it's time to abandon ship. Oh Matt, why didn't you take heed?

Fellas, I'm thinking about gettin' Oscar some company and have whittled me choices down to two dogs......

1) The Old English Mastiff:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/aaeada6611c9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/299e1a893726.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Or

2) The Dogue De Bordeaux:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/e486d5adead4.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/ab017ddc1517.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Oscar?!?!?!

Oscar?!?!?!

The name of me Dog. A two-year-old Boxer.

The name of me Dog. A two-year-old Boxer.

You mean, a 2 year old;

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WnCJlq_kUA8/SZ5ALvNOOMI/AAAAAAAATAo/exgyaedKeiM/s320/dog-wig-funny-picture.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2383265467_9fd991ce4d.jpg?v=0

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/21/dog-wig-1.jpg

I hate small dogs.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/captioncall/1006sarah-palin-dog-wig.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2122135514_ea4c1de1e8_o.jpg

I hate small dogs.

Buy your dog a wig.

Never. I might buy meself one though.

Go for a pink afro.

Some good Family-sized dogs:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/81cbc6b03d08.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/a98eaa42d215.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/e20faf4e957a.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/95fc2c3c72e3.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Buy your dog a wig.

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/3077c00c4c1c.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/3077c00c4c1c.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

La Roux.

:bounce:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/95fc2c3c72e3.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Why isn't his wife on a leash I ask?

Why isn't his wife on a leash I ask?

She is, the horse is walking her.

This dog stayed in the Sun for too long:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/1c69802cbcee.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Poor fellas melted.

Fellas, I'm thinking about gettin' Oscar some company and have whittled me choices down to two dogs......

1) The Old English Mastiff:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/aaeada6611c9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/299e1a893726.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Or

2) The Dogue De Bordeaux:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/e486d5adead4.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/ab017ddc1517.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

delicious.....

delicious.....

Feed the family for a month.

Do you guys really eat beans for breakfast?

Thats a fine way to enter the office for work, farting up a storm.

I have beans with a full English, nothing more.

I have beans with a full English, nothing more.

Cheesy beans on toast FTW.

I have beans with a full English, nothing more.

Whats that mean?

Cheesy beans on toast FTW.

Oh sure, add a little cheese to it, that wont make it smell worse... :alcoholic

Full English breakfast...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/82132809_7a12c25ebd.jpg

Full English breakfast...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/82132809_7a12c25ebd.jpg

Wow.. You're average American doesn't even eat all that for breakfast... If I ate that, I would litterally **** everything out within 20 minutes of finishing.

Full English breakfast...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/82132809_7a12c25ebd.jpg

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/4b12c440aaf1.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

"Nice"

One of those everyday and you'd be in serious ****
On a side note, this must be the first Saturday night I haven't gone out for about half a year.

One of those everyday and you'd be in serious ****
On a side note, this must be the first Saturday night I haven't gone out for about half a year.

Old age creeping up on you..... you just wanna sit in your favourite chair, wearing your slippers, with a nice cup of tea and watch Peak Practice, don't you?

ROFL... tis true.

ROFL... tis true.

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/77fa3690251f.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

"Ooooooooo, suit you, Sir. Suit you."

Right Laddie, explain this to me...
I'd say I'm a fan of good comedy
Why don't I like Alan Partridge?

CHECK SIG FOR ALL TONIGHT's BOXING AND MMA. IN CRYSTAL CLEAR - HQ STEAMS!

Riz is it genuine, or are you trying to con us?
It would be very handy for me in Uni.

Right Laddie, explain this to me...
I'd say I'm a fan of good comedy
Why don't I like Alan Partridge?

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Billy Connolly explains why you don't like Partridge:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nB1BTehhzBI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nB1BTehhzBI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Begin from the 3:20 Mark.

I can't watch it on my phone atm
What does the scottish cunt say about me?

Riz is it genuine, or are you trying to con us?
It would be very handy for me in Uni.

100% genuine. I'm not even part of the staff, I'm doing this out of my own free will. Like you I was sceptical at first, but after I purchased the one-day trail for the Hatton vs Pac fight I never looked back. HQ-streams, with great banter in the chat room.

100% genuine. I'm not even part of the staff, I'm doing this out of my own free will. Like you I was sceptical at first, but after I purchased the one-day trail for the Hatton vs Pac fight I never looked back. HQ-streams, with great banter in the chat room.

Can I get a one-day free trial?

:sad2:

I can't watch it on my phone atm
What does the scottish cunt say about me?

That You're a cunt.

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Billy Connolly explains why you don't like Partridge:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nB1BTehhzBI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nB1BTehhzBI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Begin from the 3:20 Mark.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BBMsPNI6EZE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BBMsPNI6EZE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Watch that, kills me every time. :rofl:

Can I get a one-day free trial?

:sad2:

It's only £1.99 you cheap cunt.

When you compile a list of the 50 Greatest Wits of all-time, and the likes of WC Fields, Noel Coward, Mark Twain & Lenny Bruce aren't even in the top 10 - then you know you have just achieved an Epic Fail.

http://dave.uktv.co.uk/library/world-according-dave/50-funniest-wits-all-time/

100% genuine. I'm not even part of the staff, I'm doing this out of my own free will. Like you I was sceptical at first, but after I purchased the one-day trail for the Hatton vs Pac fight I never looked back. HQ-streams, with great banter in the chat room.

I joined..

I joined..

Jolly good! :fing02:
You going to use it tonight?

Jolly good! :fing02:
You going to use it tonight?

I said your name in the chat box.

That You're a cunt.

I guessed as much
I'm gonna give sometime into watching a few full episodes.

It's only £1.99 you cheap cunt.

I can get free streams

I can get free streams

HQ ones that don't lag or get cut off?

Jolly good! :fing02:
You going to use it tonight?

I used it for the Pac - Hatton fight aswell and it's definitley worth it. might use it tonight if the fight starts at 3am

HQ ones that don't lag or get cut off?

It's £1.99 a month or per event?

£1.99 for 1-day. £4.99 for a month.

Might look into it..

Is it all boxing? Like Sky PPV too?

There's a little bit of Laddie in us all. A little bit more, in my case.

Laddie & Southpaw > Most other comedy duo's
**** the bed, there's been some scorchers in the footy today... although not as scorching as my ******* will be later afteer all this salsa dip.

Might look into it..

Is it all boxing? Like Sky PPV too?

Football, Boxing, MMA, Golf, Rugby, Cricket, Tennis. They'll prob stream ballet if you ask nicely.

Right down the pipe!

Pull up a chair, Laddie.

1 for me, 5 for me trousersnake.

Square ring promotions banned Rizo

Laddie, yer can have Rizo's chair.

That covers the head.