Dem Eyes
06-30-2009, 10:15 AM
You'll never be a great poster.
Get off my dick.
Get off my dick.
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Dem Eyes 06-30-2009, 10:15 AM You'll never be a great poster. Get off my dick. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 10:19 AM Inherited any money yet, Naps? Naps 06-30-2009, 10:21 AM Get off my dick. Not my type honey. Inherited any money yet, Naps? Not yet pal, working on it. A few more salty meals and I should be there! Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 10:24 AM I'll start putting together some beer money of me own. This is gonna be the bum boy Woodstock Festivel. We will all be there and we'll all have wood. Dem Eyes 06-30-2009, 10:28 AM Not my type honey. Would you if I was a dirty African? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 02:14 PM This time next year we'll be Millionaires. Sick/ 06-30-2009, 02:15 PM This time next year we'll be Millionaires. I already am Naps 06-30-2009, 02:37 PM Discovered a new drink by mistake last night. Large vodka with a sambuca in it. Delicious. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 02:39 PM To drink or not to drink? that is the question. Naps 06-30-2009, 02:43 PM To drink or not to drink? that is the question. I think we both know the answer to that laddie. I'm on lager tonight, playing in a darts competition. :headbang: Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 02:52 PM Get a nine dart finish for me, babes. Naps 06-30-2009, 02:54 PM For you, I'll do an 8-darter. :luvbed: Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 02:56 PM Aye, impossible is nothing, when you have the image of a naked Laddie driving you on. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:12 PM Aye, impossible is nothing, when you have the image of a naked Laddie driving you on. It gets me out of bed in the mornings and sends me to bed at night :luvbed: Clegg 06-30-2009, 03:14 PM Just got some drinks and a copy the new Fight Night. For some reason I got the urge to have a can/bottle of Tizer, but couldn't find any:( Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:17 PM Just got some drinks and a copy the new Fight Night. For some reason I got the urge to have a can/bottle of Tizer, but couldn't find any:( I heard the new Fight Night is ****. I'd be interested in hearing yer review. Patty Tanager 06-30-2009, 03:28 PM No beer in. Alan's ****ting on me for some reason, i think it may have something to do with me predicting Khan to knockout Ricky Hatton. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:34 PM No beer in. Alan's ****ting on me for some reason, i think it may have something to do with me predicting Khan to knockout Ricky Hatton. Aye, yer've pissed Alan off. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 03:35 PM Just back from the Offie, where I purchased 16, 568ml cans of God's nectar, Stella Artois. A single one of these bad boys is just under 3 UK units, which means by the time the night is through, I'll have consumed 44.8 alcohol units. How many times is that over the limit? Southpaw, fancy going for a spin around the block, at say, 1:00am? Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:38 PM Just back from the Offie, where I purchased 16, 568ml cans of God's nectar, Stella Artois. A single one of these bad boys is just under 3 UK units, which means by the time the night is through, I'll have consumed 44.8 alcohol units. How many times is that over the limit? Southpaw, fancy going for a spin around the block, at say, 1:00am? 1:00am? That's cuntin' fine by me, Laddie. I'll open me bottle of Jack. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 03:39 PM Whoo hoo!!! Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:40 PM Gonna be a wild night this is. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 03:44 PM Anything decent on tonight, fellas? Or is it the same ol' **** on the idiot box? Father Ted Crilly: "You're not watching the television again, are you, Dougal? Chewing gum for the eyes" Father Dougal McGuire: "No thanks Ted" Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:54 PM I ain't watching any television, Laddie. The bottom of me glass is good enough for me. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 03:56 PM A good documentary would go down well so it would. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 03:58 PM Aye, I wish to expand me mind so I do. Sick/ 06-30-2009, 04:01 PM Aye, I wish to expand me mind so I do. You need more Gay & Lesbian pride ribbons. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:02 PM You need more Gay & Lesbian pride ribbons. Aye, me life is not yet complete. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:04 PM I'd like to expand something inside you as well, babes. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:05 PM Feel free, Laddie. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:11 PM I'm inserting..... Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:12 PM Aye, yer girth never ceases to amaze me. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:12 PM I'm expanding..... Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:13 PM I'm accommodating... Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:14 PM I'm making myself at home..... Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:16 PM I'm pouring yer out a drink. A single or a double, Mister Laddie? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:16 PM A triple, babes, if you will..... Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:18 PM Sod it, yer can have the bottle. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:19 PM Down the hatch..... Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:20 PM Here's counting the minutes to 1:00am. :beerchug: Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 04:28 PM Lets make it 2:00am. More time for drinkees that way. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 04:30 PM As you wish. Clegg 06-30-2009, 04:55 PM Been playing FNR4, not as bad as I feared, it's actually quite good. It's too arcadey, sadly, but you can still have fun with it. I just used George Foreman to smash the **** out of Mundine. After he went down, he lent against the ropes for a second, and I caught him flush with two full force rabbit punches:lol1: Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 05:48 PM Damn Internet's playing up again. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 05:53 PM Laddie, <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QhKQKLiHxAw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QhKQKLiHxAw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 05:55 PM An all-time classic. Patty Tanager 06-30-2009, 06:00 PM Imagine actually having a beer tap in you kitchen like a water tap?. If you didn't have to change any barrells, it just comes out as the perfect pint everytime and you just pay Stella monthly for what you use. Man that would awesome. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 06:14 PM I'll just change me water taps into beer taps. Who needs water? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:16 PM The fish people. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:22 PM I'll just change me water taps into beer taps. Who needs water? If yer had stella instead of water would yer shower or have a bath though? I'd choose the shower. You could just tilt yer head back and start drinking at any time, whereas with a sodding bath yer'd be swallowing some of the dirt that you'd just scrubbed off yer sexy body everytime yer fancied downing some of yer stella bathwater. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 06:24 PM I fancy a Stella shower right now. Anyone fancy joining me? TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:26 PM I fancy a Stella shower right now. Anyone fancy joining me? Don't mind if I do. *Drops the soap* Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 06:28 PM Don't mind if I do. *Drops the soap* Good move, good cuntin' move. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:29 PM I'll play the stern guard. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 06:31 PM you all disgust me. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:32 PM Good move, good cuntin' move. I am to stella showers what Gary Kasparov is to chess me dear. I'm all about the good moves. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:32 PM You online with UFC, cunt? Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 06:36 PM I am to stella showers what Gary Kasparov is to chess me dear. I'm all about the good moves. Aye, check mate. Got yer, babes :luvbed: Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:40 PM Love me some beef****. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 06:42 PM You online with UFC, cunt? give me an hour or so and i'll be home. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:43 PM Perfect. I'm watching 'Most Evil' next which is on for an hour. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:44 PM My secret is lipobind. Anyone seen that advert? I have no bloody clue what lipobind is. Where's the information about what the cunting product does, eh? If the cunts that made that advert had to do an advert for Sir Alan Cunty Sugar on the apprentice they'd be given a right bollocking for producing such a pile of pissflapping ****. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 06:48 PM My secret is lipobind. Anyone seen that advert? I have no bloody clue what lipobind is. Where's the information about what the cunting product does, eh? If the cunts that made that advert had to do an advert for Sir Alan Cunty Sugar on the apprentice they'd be given a right bollocking for producing such a pile of pissflapping ****. According to their official site; "LIPObind is a natural supplement made from dried cactus extract that helps reduce the amount of fat our body absorbs from the food we eat. In clinical trials it has been shown to remove up to 27% of undigested fats from a standard meal." I had to research to find out what it was. Not good people, not cunting good. You're fired! WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 06:50 PM a cotto stan just said cotto is as good or better than marquez at EVERYTHING. stupid boricuas...... :nonono: TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:51 PM According to their official site; "LIPObind is a natural supplement made from dried cactus extract that helps reduce the amount of fat our body absorbs from the food we eat. In clinical trials it has been shown to remove up to 27% of undigested fats from a standard meal." I had to research to find out what it was. Not good people, not cunting good. You're fired! Sounds like a bleeding scam. No wonder they don't give yer no facts in the ad. Bunch of cunts. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:51 PM They do overrate their fighters. Just look at Trinidad. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:52 PM Sounds like a bleeding scam. No wonder they don't give yer no facts in the ad. Bunch of cunts. Methinks Smokin' regrets spending thousands on penis pumps. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 06:52 PM They do overrate their fighters. Just look at Trinidad. that's different. tito was an atg. cotto ain't. that said......you'd never hear a tito fan say tito's skills are as good or better than pernell whitaker's. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 06:53 PM I haven't compiled an ATG list, but I doubt I'd include Tito. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 06:54 PM Methinks Smokin' regrets spending thousands on penis pumps. They came with high recommendations from the pinoys as well. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 07:03 PM They came with high recommendations from the pinoys as well. High praise indeed. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 07:05 PM I haven't compiled an ATG list, but I doubt I'd include Tito. you're dead to me. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 07:11 PM you're dead to me. Good power. Feck all else. Not who I'd call one of the greatest to ever lace them up. Some good wins, I'll agree, but to call him a great, just isn't right IMO. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 07:12 PM High praise indeed. Aye, they all gained a whopping 1 inch to reach a length of 1 inch. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 07:17 PM Aye, they all gained a whopping 1 inch to reach a length of 1 inch. No wonder Smokin was upset. He only gained two centimetres to reach a length of 2.5 centimetres. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 07:18 PM Poor kid. No wonder he had a deep pathological hatred for the sexiest nation on Earth. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 07:21 PM Just the way it is with some folks. In the same way not everyone who laces 'em up can be great, not all fellas can be as sexy as us bum boys. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 07:21 PM Good power. Feck all else. Not who I'd call one of the greatest to ever lace them up. Some good wins, I'll agree, but to call him a great, just isn't right IMO. tito's skills are underrated. it took a prime oscar delahoya to show his weakness and a light heavyweight hopkins to beat him. anything after that , is meaningless. the guys took a couple of years off , was never the same and was fighting way above his natural weight division. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 07:21 PM Poor kid. No wonder he had a deep pathological hatred for the sexiest nation on Earth. He was deeply jealous of our trousersnakes. Alan bless the poor little lad. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 07:22 PM tito's skills are underrated. it took a prime oscar delahoya to show his weakness and a light heavyweight hopkins to beat him. anything after that , is meaningless. the guys took a couple of years off , was never the same and was fighting way above his natural weight division. It took a Prime De La Hoya to make him look stupid and then run for the last 3 rounds like a cunt. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 07:43 PM It took a Prime De La Hoya to make him look stupid and then run for the last 3 rounds like a cunt. laddie , now the cotto stans are saying cotto has better speed , defense and footwork than marquez. he couldn't even get away from slow ass margarito....... :nonono: Sick/ 06-30-2009, 08:02 PM tito's skills are underrated. it took a prime oscar delahoya to show his weakness and a light heavyweight hopkins to beat him. anything after that , is meaningless. the guys took a couple of years off , was never the same and was fighting way above his natural weight division. LOL at Hopkins Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:07 PM laddie , now the cotto stans are saying cotto has better speed , defense and footwork than marquez. he couldn't even get away from slow ass margarito....... :nonono: You've got to laugh, you really have. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 08:21 PM done with your movie , laddie? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:22 PM Aye, fancy a game of Homosexuality? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:30 PM Reply, cunt. Dem Eyes 06-30-2009, 08:36 PM Cotto won't beat Pac. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 08:36 PM He's duckin' you, Laddie. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 08:37 PM He's scared of the rear naked **** choke. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:38 PM When I get them to the ground, their heterosexuality jumps right out of the window. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:42 PM Never pick a glass-chin, Pink. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:45 PM Pink, we're at Welter now. I'm Sherk - hurry up and pick. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:50 PM Love a good tap so I do. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 08:51 PM We love you, Laddie Oh yes we do TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 08:51 PM Are yer winning Laddie? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:53 PM I'm 2-0 at the moment against the pinkster. Overall record against him: 3-1. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 08:55 PM Is there any Hetero left in him? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 08:59 PM What a lucky tart. I was button bashing(TO AVOID THE SUBMISSION ) that much, that I accidentally pressed the Quit option. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 08:59 PM Is there any Hetero left in him? Lets hope Laddie has grounded and pounded the hetero out of him. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:00 PM hahaha :dance: i have ONLY 3 wins total EVER in ufc. 2 of them from laddie! :lol1: WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:01 PM What a lucky tart. I was button bashing(TO AVOID THE SUBMISSION ) that much, that I accidentally pressed the Quit option. you were gonna tap anyway. i had your arm cranked behind your back. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:01 PM 1 through me feckin' up and the other through the most scandalous of tactics. If online-life was fair, then I'd be: 5-0 against you, yer slag. Clegg 06-30-2009, 09:02 PM I'm tempted to borrow this game for the PS3, just so that I can give you both a rear naked poke. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:02 PM I'm 2-0 at the moment against the pinkster. Overall record against him: 3-1. man the wanderlei silva don't count. i've never played him before. one punch and he's gone. i KHAN'T believe it. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:03 PM you were gonna tap anyway. i had your arm cranked behind your back. A situation which I have gotten out of dozens of time. I won't make any excuses anymore though - I ****ed up and you took advantage. You deserved the win. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:04 PM I'm tempted to borrow this game for the PS3, just so that I can give you both a rear naked poke. don't bother. i can't even beat my 7 yr. old nephew. i can beat laddie though...... :dance: Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:05 PM So what's the record now? Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:06 PM 3-2 babes. In my favour. The God's seem to be shining upon the Pinkster. Dem Eyes 06-30-2009, 09:07 PM UFC is only £20 from Play.com Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:07 PM Maintain that lead, Laddie. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:09 PM 3-2 babes. In my favour. The God's seem to be shining upon the Pinkster. 2-2 silva don't count. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:10 PM Maintain that draw, Laddie. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:11 PM Of course he counts. That was my first time using Sanchez, so does your win count? WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:14 PM Of course he counts. That was my first time using Sanchez, so does your win count? i accidently turned off my controller. before i got a chance to turn it back on......you cracked that china with one hit. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:14 PM Maintain that lead, Laddie. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:15 PM Maintain that lead, Laddie. paw you have ps3 or 360? if you have ps3 buy the game. it's pretty fun. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 09:16 PM Kick him in the cunt. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:18 PM Kick him in the cunt. **** off , cum bucket! Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:20 PM paw you have ps3 or 360? if you have ps3 buy the game. it's pretty fun. Me gaming days are behind me. TheHoff'sGhost 06-30-2009, 09:22 PM **** off , cum bucket! I hope swine flu kills off all your family. WhoreUs 06-30-2009, 09:25 PM I hope swine flu kills off all your family. may your next date give you genorrhea. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:32 PM may your next date give you genorrhea. Now that would also affect Laddie and me. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:35 PM Damn Virgin Broadband! bunch of cunts. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:36 PM If only tag team were possible, Laddie. I'd buy a PS3 and we would own every cunt. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 09:41 PM Aye, no doubt. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 09:46 PM Aye, no doubt. Us > Hogan & Mr. T Naps 06-30-2009, 10:34 PM Anyone up still? Had some great banter out tonight. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 10:39 PM **** Virgin Broadband. **** 'em. I pay over 20 quid a month to constantly lose my connection? Feck off. Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 10:42 PM Too cuntin' hot to sleep. Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 10:48 PM ****sucker just quit as he was about to tap. Naps 06-30-2009, 10:48 PM Too cuntin horny to sleep. Feeling rampant lads!! Southpaw Stinger 06-30-2009, 10:50 PM Brace yerself, Laddie. Naps is on the prowl! Oasis_Lad 06-30-2009, 10:50 PM I'd engage yer, Naps. But, me connection is more than likely to swirch off. Naps 06-30-2009, 11:18 PM Got me meat in me hand, and it's juicy as fook tonite. Gonna have o beat one out soon or I'll explode. Laddie, Stinger, post a **** pic. Dem Eyes 06-30-2009, 11:27 PM Here you go Naps; http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22840/3aa57a773f7c.gif Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 07:26 AM Some hot ****. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 09:15 AM Well bugger my giddy aunt. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 09:26 AM Been watching a lot of Gervais clips recently. I'm actually pissed off he didn't get more laughs at this years Comic Relief with his sketch. It was top notch. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 09:26 AM I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 09:27 AM He's at his funniest when he's not trying to impress the masses. His XFM shows and podcasts are hilarious. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 09:28 AM He's at his funniest when he's not trying to impress the masses. His XFM shows and podcasts are hilarious. And when he's not in films. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 09:29 AM I've only heard a few of them. But Gervais, to me at least - is a comedian that I need to see perform. Some of his facial expressions and actions just add another dimension to his comedy. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 09:30 AM And when he's not in films. Aye, saw that 'Ghost Town' the other day.....T'was utter ****. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 09:32 AM Aye, saw that 'Ghost Town' the other day.....T'was utter ****. I don't think any British comedian works in films. Yanks have their Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller. Who aren't actually funny, but rely on good writers. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 10:11 AM It's too damn humid. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 10:30 AM Me skin doesn't like this heat. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 10:55 AM The sweat's pouring off me. Naps 07-01-2009, 10:58 AM I nearly fainted with the heat getting in the car this morning. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 11:01 AM Monzon vs Hagler who wins? Naps 07-01-2009, 11:11 AM Monzon takes Hagler to school. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 11:13 AM Better watch out or the Tranny Police will get ya!: http://tour1.trannypolice.com/?nats=MTEwLjEuNy44LjIuMTI4NC4wLjA&qualified=1 Rizo's out on a crime spree as we speak. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 11:17 AM Someone wring out my sweaty bollocks please. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 11:18 AM Give them 'ere, babes. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 11:23 AM Give them 'ere, babes. Hold on me dear, I've enlisted a few fellas to help me pick them up and hand em over to yer. They're too heavy for just me. !!! Beowulf !!! 07-01-2009, 11:26 AM Hold on me dear, I've enlisted a few fellas to help me pick them up and hand em over to yer. They're too heavy for just me. Just picking them up now. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 11:40 AM Just picking them up now. Be careful, I wouldn't want yer to do yer back in. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 11:41 AM Just picking them up now. To me, to you..... !!! Beowulf !!! 07-01-2009, 11:42 AM To me, to you..... To you then... !!! Beowulf !!! 07-01-2009, 11:42 AM Be careful, I wouldn't want yer to do yer back in. Too late. Heaviest thing I've lifted. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 11:44 AM I have heard the legendary stories of Beowulf. BPP actually listened to you Laddie? :kabong: Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 11:55 AM He's not as stupid as he looks, is Poppa. Naps 07-01-2009, 11:57 AM I think I've upset reed. he told me to go fuk myself in a visitor message lolz. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 01:48 PM Poor kid. He's hurting inside. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 02:04 PM Had a hard time getting in lang. The Hoff's balls are blocking the way in. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 02:06 PM Hoffee's balls > a Firewall Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 02:07 PM Tis true. Also the Berlin wall for that matter. Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 02:20 PM It's 35C in my room with the window open. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 02:23 PM Think I'll buy meself a fan tomorrow. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 02:35 PM Laddie, yer won't need it again for another year. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 02:38 PM Don't worry Laddie, I'm going to teabag the sun and block out its rays. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 02:39 PM Please do, babes. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 03:03 PM Roddick through to the Semi-final. C'mon Murray, spank the Yank. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 03:12 PM Fellas, where does Father Ted rank in your all-time list? Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 03:12 PM Getting my drunk on. BOLLOCKS 07-01-2009, 03:16 PM Think I'll buy meself a fan tomorrow. I have two in my room. They're both **** though. :D Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 03:20 PM Or I could purchase a wind tunnel..... BOLLOCKS 07-01-2009, 03:23 PM Or I could purchase a wind tunnel..... :lol1: You can afford that? :D Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 03:25 PM I'd sell me arse in order to afford it. I can't stand this humidity. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 04:41 PM Damn weather. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 04:43 PM Been in me pants all day. Doesn't help, but damn I look good. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 04:45 PM Think I should lay outside in a kid's paddling pool and eat hot dogs like Homer Simpson? Clegg 07-01-2009, 04:45 PM Unbreakable is a great film. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 04:46 PM That the one with Willis? Clegg 07-01-2009, 04:48 PM Indeed it is. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 04:50 PM Aye, thought it received unwanted criticism meself. The fella can bench press, I'll give him that. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 04:53 PM Think I should lay outside in a kid's paddling pool and eat hot dogs like Homer Simpson? "There you are. Thought you could get away, huh?" Do it, Laddie. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 05:00 PM http://caricaturelondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/amirkhan72.jpg Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:16 PM http://caricaturelondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/amirkhan72.jpg Seconds after that photo was taken Khan was laying unconscious on the floor. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:23 PM "Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Derranged 07-01-2009, 05:24 PM Seconds after that photo was taken Khan was laying unconscious on the floor. Is that Annie next to Kahn? Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:26 PM Is that Annie next to Kahn? Annie lacks the hair, so he does. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:26 PM Is that Annie next to Kahn? Don't be daft. Everyone knows Annie is bald. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:26 PM Aye, that's Annie, and that's the Tranny Brooklyn shagged behind Khan. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:27 PM It's a wig, fellas. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:27 PM Great minds Southpaw. Our mighty noggins were thinking in harmony there. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:28 PM Aye, that's Annie, and that's the Tranny Brooklyn shagged behind Khan. Good spot Laddie. He's a looker aint he. I can see why BrooklynBummer fell for the lad. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:28 PM Great minds Southpaw. Our mighty noggins were thinking in harmony there. And our trousersnakes were also moving together. Derranged 07-01-2009, 05:29 PM Because someone posted a pic of a guy who looks similar to him and said it was Anorak, but he denied it. Has anyone seen a real pic of him? And another thing.. Who was that Chav.. there was a pic of him floating around the site, he had like a sweater vest and was holding a can of fosters? Dem Eyes 07-01-2009, 05:30 PM And another thing.. Who was that Chav.. there was a pic of him floating around the site, he had like a sweater vest and was holding a can of fosters? That would be Chunk. :grumble: Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:31 PM Because someone posted a pic of a guy who looks similar to him and said it was Anorak, but he denied it. Has anyone seen a real pic of him? And another thing.. Who was that Chav.. there was a pic of him floating around the site, he had like a sweater vest and was holding a can of fosters? Aye, he's posted his pic many times in Classic. Derranged 07-01-2009, 05:32 PM That would be Chunk. :grumble: That was him??? Uh oh.. Hope he didnt read that I called him a chav.. :theyareon Derranged 07-01-2009, 05:32 PM Aye, he's posted his pic many times in Classic. Is he hot? (no homo) Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:34 PM Is he hot? (no homo) I can see women being attracted to him. He's rugged but cute. ( No Homo ) TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:35 PM And our trousersnakes were also moving together. Like a perfectly choreographed ballet our trousersnakes danced together while the audience sat enraptured by our members graceful movement. Tis what the stella does to us so it is. Has anyone seen a real pic of him? Members of team classic have been treated to a picture of the man himself. Needless to say he lacked hair. We couldn't distinguish his features properly as the lighting in the picture was quite bad due to the pic being taken in his mothers basement, where he resides. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:36 PM Classic's top 3 dishes would be: Kayjay The Bringer Shanus. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:39 PM Do folk still post in Classic? Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 05:42 PM Aye, it's all go up in dat ****, Nicca. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:47 PM Superman was a cunt wasn't he fellas. He takes off the glasses, whacks on a cape and thinks people won't recognise him. I tell thee what, I'd like to spit kryptonite in his eye then stamp on his nads. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 05:48 PM Team Russia is better Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:49 PM Superman was a cunt wasn't he fellas. He takes off the glasses, whacks on a cape and thinks people won't recognise him. I tell thee what, I'd like to spit kryptonite in his eye then stamp on his nads. Lois Lane had a real shock when she realised Clarke had the same sized Trousersnake as Superman. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 05:53 PM Lois Lane had a real shock when she realised Clarke had the same sized Trousersnake as Superman. I bet Lex Luther is better in bed. I dunno why but I've just got the feeling that he's an expert in the field of cunninglingus. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 05:57 PM I bet Lex Luther is better in bed. I dunno why but I've just got the feeling that he's an expert in the field of cunninglingus. I've always thought that. Me sister always liked Christopher Reeve's Superman. I told her, yer better off with Luther, and Reeve's got no movement from the neck down. TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 06:05 PM I've always thought that. Me sister always liked Christopher Reeve's Superman. I told her, yer better off with Luther, and Reeve's got no movement from the neck down. Cracking advice Southpaw. You'd be a great matchmaker so you would. That Cilla tart has got nothing on you. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 06:07 PM Cracking advice Southpaw. You'd be a great matchmaker so you would. That Cilla tart has got nothing on you. I get straight to the point, babes. Bend over. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 06:13 PM Anybody else getting their drunk on? TheHoff'sGhost 07-01-2009, 06:13 PM I get straight to the point, babes. Bend over. :moon: Exhaust me darling. I'll not be able to sleep in this heat tonight unless I'm all shagged out. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 06:34 PM Don't worry, babes. I will not disappoint. :luvbed: Derranged 07-01-2009, 06:54 PM Will your lovemaking be anything like this lads? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qFi2GWrliDA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qFi2GWrliDA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Clegg 07-01-2009, 06:56 PM Anybody else getting their drunk on? Just starting. My beverage is probably different to most though, as I think I'm the only bumboy who likes a bit of Scrumpy Jack:grumble: Sir Tom Jones 07-01-2009, 06:59 PM Will your lovemaking be anything like this lads? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qFi2GWrliDA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qFi2GWrliDA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHKTE75dgE4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHKTE75dgE4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> bend over and lube up. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 07:00 PM I used to be a cider drinker in me early teens. Could never stomach the stuff though. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 07:02 PM Oasis_Lad 9,440 Southpaw Stinger 3,996 * FeistyWench * 2,559 El Guapo 2,013 Boxclever 1,350 TheHoff'sGhost 1,167 ??? 1,141 Clegg 1,103 Jambo Boy 1,038 TheHoff! 942 Mr._Pink 767 boxstarr 613 RED ARMY 601 Naps 583 The Raging Bull 555 Left Hook Tua 554 JDizzle79 528 S******S 509 Demise 503 Chunk 403 TRAVI$ 375 ЯiZO 361 Da Iceman 263 _PlaT_NuM_ Derranged 07-01-2009, 07:02 PM <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHKTE75dgE4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHKTE75dgE4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> bend over and lube up. Yikes.. What you think about me being an honouary limey? Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 07:04 PM I used to be a cider drinker in me early teens. Could never stomach the stuff though. Cider ****ed up me dad's stomach. There's a great divide where Cider is concerned. WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 07:23 PM the hitman needs votes , you slags. http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285257 Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 07:24 PM Just took a dump. T'was sweet. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 07:29 PM Just took a dump. T'was sweet. smells like heaven Clegg 07-01-2009, 07:30 PM the hitman needs votes , you slags. http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285257 I prefer Cotto to Hatton. But at 140, if they fought a few years ago, I think Hatton beats him. Hatton had great stamina and applied non-stop pressure. Cotto's stamina is a weak point, and he seems to hate pressure. I would say 60% in favour of Hatton winning. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 07:31 PM Aye, me **** don't stink so it don't. Oasis_Lad 07-01-2009, 07:31 PM Clegg, is Once Upon a Time in the West in yer top 10? Clegg 07-01-2009, 07:44 PM Probably not top 10, but top 31. I read a book where Nick Hornby talked about his 31 favourite songs, and ever since that how I've rated things. Dunno why, seemed like a good idea at the time. Once Upon A Time In The West would be my top Western though. Off the top of my head, I'd say my top 9 would be Taxi Driver Clerks Lawn Dogs They Live Made In Britain Dead Man's Shoes Beyond The Mat Leon Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer I would do a top 10, but I'd probably annoy myself by forgetting something. Edit: Actually, Dead Man Walking is one that I forgot. I'd have that at number 2 or 3 on my list. Sir Tom Jones 07-01-2009, 07:49 PM Oasis_Lad 9,440 Southpaw Stinger 3,996 * FeistyWench * 2,559 El Guapo 2,013 Boxclever 1,350 TheHoff'sGhost 1,167 ??? 1,141 Clegg 1,103 Jambo Boy 1,038 TheHoff! 942 Mr._Pink 767 boxstarr 613 RED ARMY 601 Naps 583 The Raging Bull 555 Left Hook Tua 554 JDizzle79 528 S******S 509 Demise 503 Chunk 403 TRAVI$ 375 ЯiZO 361 Da Iceman 263 _PlaT_NuM_ theres me on a lowly 83 after this, what has happened to jambo boy used to be on here a lot when i started? Sick/ 07-01-2009, 07:55 PM theres me on a lowly 83 after this, what has happened to jambo boy used to be on here a lot when i started? Jambo and Rizoom need to come back WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 07:59 PM Jambo and Rizoom need to come back i miss rizoom........ :( let's trade demise for him. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 08:04 PM i miss rizoom........ :( let's trade demise for him. Rizoom loved Demise he wouldn't want him to leave WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 08:06 PM Rizoom loved Demise he wouldn't want him to leave fine. trade clegg for rizoom. Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 08:08 PM Probably not top 10, but top 31. I read a book where Nick Hornby talked about his 31 favourite songs, and ever since that how I've rated things. Dunno why, seemed like a good idea at the time. Once Upon A Time In The West would be my top Western though. Off the top of my head, I'd say my top 9 would be Taxi Driver Clerks Lawn Dogs They Live Made In Britain Dead Man's Shoes Beyond The Mat Leon Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer I would do a top 10, but I'd probably annoy myself by forgetting something. Edit: Actually, Dead Man Walking is one that I forgot. I'd have that at number 2 or 3 on my list. Good man! ........... Clegg 07-01-2009, 08:08 PM Trade Mr Pink for Left Hook Tua. WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 08:09 PM Trade Mr Pink for Left Hook Tua. **** that cunt tua. Sick/ 07-01-2009, 08:10 PM What happend to the Left Hook Tua account? Naps 07-01-2009, 08:12 PM Just got back to Manchester lads. Did a good deed on the way as well. There was an elderley couple broken down on Snake Pass in the middle of nowhere at midnight, so I stopped and gave em a lift to civilisation. No trousersnake fondling as a thankyou though :( Southpaw Stinger 07-01-2009, 08:13 PM Just got back to Manchester lads. Did a good deed on the way as well. There was an elderley couple broken down on Snake Pass in the middle of nowhere at midnight, so I stopped and gave em a lift to civilisation. No trousersnake fondling as a thankyou though :( Aye, whenever I do people a favour like that, I never let 'em leave the car until they have done a 'favour' for me in return. WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 08:19 PM What happend to the Left Hook Tua account? still there. bpp unbanned it already. i'm using it to hold my points 'til the cotto fight. i bet 8 million on the midget pinoy. :headbang: i'm gonna be rich!!!!!!!!!!! Clegg 07-01-2009, 09:20 PM Just did a few games of Prime Foreman vs Prime Tyson. Every fight was a war with multiple KDs. Foreman is easier to win with than Tyson. I managed to win as Tyson just now by setting it to 4 rounds, scoring 2 early knockdowns and then running away, Miguel Cotto style. Won a decision 38-35 WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 09:24 PM Just did a few games of Prime Foreman vs Prime Tyson. Every fight was a war with multiple KDs. Foreman is easier to win with than Tyson. I managed to win as Tyson just now by setting it to 4 rounds, scoring 2 early knockdowns and then running away, Miguel Cotto style. Won a decision 38-35 buy ufc for ps3 , cunt. Clegg 07-01-2009, 09:42 PM buy ufc for ps3 , cunt. Buy Floyd's autobiography: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gay-Mans-Kama-Sutra/dp/1844422305/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246498951&sr=8-5 WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 09:44 PM Buy Floyd's autobiography: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gay-Mans-Kama-Sutra/dp/1844422305/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246498951&sr=8-5 i have that book. i'd make your toes curl , clegg. Sir Tom Jones 07-01-2009, 09:49 PM still there. bpp unbanned it already. i'm using it to hold my points 'til the cotto fight. i bet 8 million on the midget pinoy. :headbang: i'm gonna be rich!!!!!!!!!!! i think you might come stuck with that one. WhoreUs 07-01-2009, 10:05 PM i think you might come stuck with that one. you think pac will lose to cotto? he should lose but i think pac has 1 more shocking win in him. maybe he'll lose to shane and floyd but i think cotto is winnable. Clegg 07-01-2009, 10:17 PM you think pac will lose to cotto? he should lose but i think pac has 1 more shocking win in him. maybe he'll lose to shane and floyd but i think cotto is winnable. I dunno who I'll cheer for for Pac-Cotto. Hard fight to pick a winner for as well. I'd kill for a ringside seat. Hell, I'd kill for a seat right at the back. I would rather have Pac lose to Cotto than Floyd. If Mayweather beats Pac, his gay fans will say it makes him a top 10 ATG, and one of the best welters ever. If Floyd beats Pac then it's a good win, no doubt, but he'll be proving his greatness as a welterweight by beating a featherweight? Hmm. Pac beating Mayweather would be the greatest thing to ever happen to NSB. Everyone would go mad. |