Do they even exist?

:bounce:

i checked boxrec.

p4p. lithuania. active and retired.

their #1 p4p fighter is 14 and 9. :D

We should make alts from some random country a nuthug their boxers, even if they're really awful.

A bit like that Armenian guy who has about 100 accounts and posts the same things with each one.

We need to pick a special fighter though...

:sombrero:

It can't be one of the Eastern European countries though, otherwise Wlad Owns will agree with us. I don't want to be associated with that ***.

where's the BLT alt? dammit , clegg! :burnup:

how about colombian fighters?

they have enough good fighters but no stars that people nuthug.

marquez......prescott would kill him.

pacquiao.....torres would kill him.

bradley.......urango would kill him.

calzaghe.....miranda would kill him.



we'll name the alts after colombian drug cartels. :D

We could pick either Miranda or Urango..

i'm going with my boy torres.



where's rizoom at?

rizoom , let me borrow one of your alts.

http://forum.teamxbox.com/image.php?u=164654&dateline=1193105188

http://forum.teamxbox.com/image.php?u=164654&dateline=1193105188

well **** you too , clegg!

Is Tuaminator trying to act like your alt?

I'm surprised he isn't banned yet.

:lol1:

Is Tuaminator trying to act like your alt?

i doubt it.

he's trying to get banned on purpose though.

who is always try to get banned on purpose?

are there any mods in this forum?....how's that guy still here.

i doubt it.

he's trying to get banned on purpose though.

who is always try to get banned on purpose?

That guy called RiZO.

That guy called RiZO.

Yeah, that *** who posted his penis everywhere.

:dance:

Yeah, that *** who posted his penis everywhere.

:dance:

I couldn't sleep last night, babes. I was up all night thinking about your warm embrace.

i miss rizoom. :(

where are you , you hairy bastard?

i need to borrow an alt.

I couldn't sleep last night, babes. I was up all night thinking about your warm embrace.

I was worried that the zombies might have taken you away.

I was worried that the zombies might have taken you away.

I think Nila has left BS? She gave me all her points.

i miss rizoom. :(

where are you , you hairy bastard?

i need to borrow an alt.

All banned. I had to get this one back off Rocky.

All banned. I had to get this one back off Rocky.

you always say that.

the tuaminator is probably you. lol



tuaminator sound dumb as hell. stupid fat ass. :nonono:

All banned. I had to get this one back off Rocky.

want your fishes and ribbons?

want your fishes and ribbons?

I miss my cakes. :nonono:
Maybe this one should have a different collection.

I miss my cakes. :nonono:
Maybe this one should have a different collection.

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I miss my cakes. :nonono:
Maybe this one should have a different collection.
what do you want? i'm e-rich now.


this alt sucks. change your av and sig.

rock n rolla was garbage.

madonna probably gave guy syphillis and it's rotting his brain.

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It works in Limey Lang, but won't in my topic?

Those vids deserve oscars.

Those vids deserve oscars.

Do you want to collect tissues instead of cakes this time?

Evening all!

Do you want to collect tissues instead of cakes this time?

That's an idea.

1st can of the evening going down nicely.

I'm on a cash saving scheme this week. Get trollied in my own gaffe.

10 cans of Red Stripe, should be a good 'un.

It's a fine plan.

Down the hatch.

Taking it steady, half way through the 4th.

Still, i am half-cut.

Ahhh, the joys of being a lightweight (heavyweight compared to the fatties).

Yer only young. You've got years to build up a decent tolerance.

Southpaw, I got more Grolsch in.

Good lad.

I got me some Grolsch as well. I'm set for a long night.

New episode of 8 Out of Ten Cats on Channel 4 in 15 Mins. Should be a laugh. I'll enjoy knocking back a few watching that.

I'm busy watching 'When Laddie met Hoffee'

Did Annie and Laddie ever have a romantic rendevous? Be honest Stinger...

Hoff: "Hello, Laddie, my luscious lover."

Laddie: "Hello, Hoffee, you sexy bar steward"

Hoff" "Would you perhaps be interested in fornication?"

Laddie: "That I would, babes."

Hoff: "Climb aboard the good ship Hoffee. I'm raising the anchors and heading for rough waters"

Laddie: "Bum Boy ahoy!"

When Hoffee Met Laddie's dialogue > Pulp Fiction's.

Did Annie and Laddie ever have a romantic rendevous? Be honest Stinger...

Annie remains a virgin.

Hoff: "Hello, Laddie, my luscious lover."

Laddie: "Hello, Hoffee, you sexy bar steward"

Hoff" "Would you perhaps be interested in fornication?"

Laddie: "That I would, babes."

Hoff: "Climb aboard the good ship Hoffee. I'm raising the anchors and heading for rough waters"

Laddie: "Bum Boy ahoy!"

When Hoffee Met Laddie's dialogue > Pulp Fiction's.

Yer not wrong, Laddie.

Yer directing skills > Scorsese's

Bring it Scorcese, ya slag!

Has the sexy Hoff himself seen the film yet, babes?

Ramsays' face looks like crackling :rofl:.

Has the sexy Hoff himself seen the film yet, babes?

Afraid not, babes.

Ramsays' face looks like crackling :rofl:.

He's a ****in' foul mouthed cunt. I can't cunting abide such foul ****in' language.

Annie meets Laddie:

Laddie: Annie, let's get it on ye feckin Manc...

Annie: Alas, I cannot, me heart belongs to Hugh Grant..



The End.

You've got to love Ramsay.

Annie ain't a Manc, is he?

Ramsays' face looks like crackling :rofl:.

Don't set me off on Ramsey. I'll rant all night about the twat.

Annie meets Laddie:

Laddie: Annie, let's get it on ye feckin Manc...

Annie: Alas, I cannot, me heart belongs to Hugh Grant..



The End.

Watching you attempting to imitate our lingo brings me much joy indeed.

Annie ain't a Manc, is he?

I have no idea I just threw that in there.

I think he said he was from West Midlands?

I'm just wondering who Hugh Grant is?

Im gonna be on the drink tonight, and Im taking out a nice young lady. I If Im posting on this thread at 2:00am eastern time, it means I didnt get laid.

I'll cross me trousersnake for ye.

Im gonna be on the drink tonight, and Im taking out a nice young lady. I If Im posting on this thread at 2:00am eastern time, it means I didnt get laid.

Have a nice wank. See you in 5.

Annie resides in Coventry.

Have a nice wank. See you in 5.


Yea, you wish i would I divulge the details of my private time, you sick English bastard.

Annie resides in Coventry.

I'd love to send loads of Yanks to Coventry.

I've seen the film laddie. Tis a masterpiece. Old Kubrick himself could not have made such an epic as you yer good self have made right there.

You haven't seen it til you watch it on blu-ray.

They'll shun me at the Oscars. They don't need someone as sexy as me hoggin' all the limelight.

The character development was what set it apart from the usual dross me dear. These fat yank cunts are all into special effects and stunts but you really captured how a character can evolve and what it is that makes us human: BUM LOVE!

Evening cunts, been on the white wine. I know it's one step away from taking it up the ****ter but i enjoy the stuff.

Evening cunts, been on the white wine. I know it's one step away from taking it up the ****ter but i enjoy the stuff.

Poofter!

We all loves a bit of bum love, but white wine, son? Yer taking the mickeyb so you are.

Lloyd would be proud of you.

http://www.wild****reviews.com/galleries/bottomlickers.com/081/tossmysalad4_x1.jpg

Poofter!

We all loves a bit of bum love, but white wine, son? Yer taking the mickeyb so you are.

Keith told me to drink so i did. He's the P4P number 1 Floyd on the planet.

Keith told me to drink so i did. He's the P4P number 1 Floyd on the planet.

All is well then, a cunt like me good self can't argue with Keith. T'wouldn't be right. I'd feel like I was telling Frank himself not to go the boozer, and what slag in their right mind would do something as despicable as that. Not me that's for sodding sure.

Me next Grolsch is for 2nd.

Me Grolsch after that is yet to be dedicated.

I'm going to down a bottle of Grolsch, eat a pie, and the teabag someone all in his name.

I'm going to talk about my balls for the next half an hour.

Good idea, Laddie.

I'm gonna happy slap a few chavs in his honour too.

Then listen to the Hoff talking about his mighty pair.

I'm going to do nothing.

I'm going to do nothing.

That would be the wise thing to do Sir Chunk.

whats going on with the old leather sack nowadays?

Aye, Chunk needs to save his energy so he can defend Roy Jones and his ridiculously overrated resume.

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/boxing/2004/0515/photo/g_jones03_ft.jpg

Has 2nd really passed away?

Rip if so.

Has 2nd really passed away?

Rip if so.

His balls live on though.

Doner pot noodle. **** hot. Best pot ever.

doner pot noodle, REALLY!!

doner pot noodle, REALLY!!

get out of my lounge you slag!

doner pot noodle, REALLY!!

No Yanks allowed.

where the hell is laddie?

give that slag the boot!

that fake ricky hatton fan sickens me.

No Yanks allowed.

that steve bunce is a handsome fella.

i often find myself getting semi-hard when i listen to his fight prognastications.

that steve bunce is a handsome fella.

i often find myself getting semi-hard when i listen to his fight prognastications.

I love Buncey.

Don't know what I would have done if I woke up on Thursday and realised Bunce wasn't on.

:tragedy:

I love Buncey.

Don't know what I would have done if I woke up on Thursday and realised Bunce wasn't on.

:tragedy:

i want to see him and merchant arguing with each other.

i love how him and merchant talks ****.

i want to see him and merchant arguing with each other.

i love how him and merchant talks ****.


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BHop was lucky Bunce didn't bang him out.

bunce would have sparked borenard.

hop can't handle bunce. bunce ain't no welterweight.

....Peeps gave me red k.

....Peeps gave me red k.

He gave me red K for calling him a buthurt fanboy. The man is in love with the clit bros

He gave me red K for calling him a buthurt fanboy. The man is in love with the clit bros

....I hate that he posts like this.

PBDS>Obama

Gave me red k for saying Cotto has a sexy neck tattoo.

I think Obama is an admin on another boxing site..

Would you?
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I think Obama is an admin on another boxing site..

I meant the president lol.

I got into a disagreement with Obama the poster on some other site though. Can't remember the name of it but it's run by a couple of Brits that used to post here. He's a dick IMO, and has too much bias when it comes to Jack Johnson as well.

Some silly cunts seem to think that Beckham cannot dribble.

Yet they cannot provide any evidence at all to support this claim.

What makes it even worse is some fat yank trying to say that he knows more about Football than me! This is the guy who compared Floyd to Barca!

:lol1:

He can dribble. Just not good.

Yeah, he can run with the ball, but he's not that skillful at taking it round people or anything.

I know that, but the stupid cunts think he can't dribble at all.

I meant the president lol.

I got into a disagreement with Obama the poster on some other site though. Can't remember the name of it but it's run by a couple of Brits that used to post here. He's a dick IMO, and has too much bias when it comes to Jack Johnson as well.

are you talking about fight game?

jack johnson is ****e. so overrated.......

only because he was the first chocolate champ.

He realised he lost the argument with me, which is why he put in that point about taking it past players. This is what he was originally saying;

Make a poll asking if Beckham can dribble. Even his pathetic, loser fanboys realise he can't dribble. All he can do is play a static game, looking to hit a stationary ball.

are you talking about fight game?

jack johnson is ****e. so overrated.......

only because he was the first chocolate champ.

Yeah fight game, that's the one. I joined up ages ago with the username 'A Massive Bomb Exploding!' but haven't been there for ages.

I'm not too keen on Johnson either. Some of the people on here act as if he was the most skillful boxer of all time, rather than someone who always fought smaller men, and spend a lot of time hugging and leaning on them. I'm not sure that he'd even beat John Ruiz.

Yeah fight game, that's the one. I joined up ages ago with the username 'A Massive Bomb Exploding!' but haven't been there for ages.

I'm not too keen on Johnson either. Some of the people on here act as if he was the most skillful boxer of all time, rather than someone who always fought smaller men, and spend a lot of time hugging and leaning on them. I'm not sure that he'd even beat John Ruiz.

the video i've seen of him............

reminds me of a heavyweight more boring bernard hopkins. lol

awful........ :nonono:

thank god it was just part fights. imagine watching 20-30 round fights of the bastard? :puke:

the video i've seen of him............

reminds me of a heavyweight more boring bernard hopkins. lol

awful........ :nonono:

thank god it was just part fights. imagine watching 20-30 round fights of the bastard? :puke:

Could've made lost of money from his fights. Get a 100,000 seat stadium, let everyone in for free, but make them pay in order to get out.

If they'd done that with Mayweather-Baldomir, Floyd really would have as much money as he pretends to have.

Why are there so many stupid football fans?

Someone seems to think that Joe Cole and Barry do not belong in England's World cup squad.

I think Barry should be dropped for signing for Man City.

I really shouldn't bet so high...

I really shouldn't bet so high...

You're betting on Marquez over Mayweather? Crazy stuff.

I don't like Floyd, and I quite like JMM, but I can't see Marquez winning.

Dunno if I should bother staying up tonight. I'd love to watch this live and in top quality, but some ****ty stream that'll probably get taken down pretty quickly? Meh...

You're betting on Marquez over Mayweather? Crazy stuff.

I don't like Floyd, and I quite like JMM, but I can't see Marquez winning.

Dunno if I should bother staying up tonight. I'd love to watch this live and in top quality, but some ****ty stream that'll probably get taken down pretty quickly? Meh...

Yeah..

I'm a sucker for the underdogs.

:trink26:

Did Rizo post his **** again, or did the Quid account get banned for something else?

Quid got banned?

Probably someone told BPP it was his alt or ****..

:lame:

Quid got banned for saying that 2nd II nonce was fat and ugly.

To be fair to Quid, he wasn't lying.

Fellas, I shall be popping into town next week to purchase the new Celtic Away kit.

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I'm digging the green tartan. OCH AYE!

I'm going to look like a right sexy cunt in them shorts.

I'm going to look like a right sexy cunt in them shorts.

Are they long enough to hide the trousersnake my dear? You might have to wrap him round your waist like a belt to stop him peeking out of them.

I'll purchase an XXL jock strap to wear with them.

I'll purchase an XXL jock strap to wear with them.

A wise move me dear.

Some of these foreign tarts need gloves for when the weather gets cold. Edgar Davids needed glasses to see the ball. Jason Lee needed a pineapple on his head. Gazza once had to wear a mask. Cech has to wear a Roman helmet. We have to wear XXL jock straps to keep us from tripping over our third leg.

Just think, If that cunt Jesus was still around, he'd look at our third leg as an affliction, and cure us of it, giving us both a Smokin' sized todgebar. The cunt would be robbing thousands of bum boys of pleasure.

Just think, If that cunt Jesus was still around, he'd look at our third leg as an affliction, and cure us of it, giving us both a Smokin' sized todgebar. The cunt would be robbing thousands of bum boys of pleasure.

I don't care if that cunt can turn water to wine, if that slag thinks he's doing to my beef bayonet what roids did to BigHitlers then he's got another thing coming so he has. Not that BigHitler ever had a massive dong like, but the roids certainly shrank it to smokin size, of that there is no cunting doubt, and there is no bleeding way that the Jesus fella is shrinking my pride and joy.

I bet there were a few well endowed fellas around back in the day who breathed a sigh of relief when them roman tarts crucified the ginger haired jesus cunt.

No wonder they didn't do it much in them days - that cunt probably gave every cunt a clit instead of a trousersnake. Slag.

No wonder they didn't do it much in them days - that cunt probably gave every cunt a clit instead of a trousersnake. Slag.

Aye, it also explains Jesus's old dear claiming she was still a virgin. I bet the truth is probably that joseph slipped it to her while she wasn't looking and she didn't feel a thing (cause his trousersnake was Smokin size) so carried on under the misapprehension that nothing of the carnal nature ever took place between them.

Sly devil was that Joseph fella eh...

I thought Mary was cheating on Joseph with Alan?

I thought Mary was cheating on Joseph with Alan?

She only gave him a handjob. She took one look at his girth and decided against going all the way with him. You've gotta remember that back then Jesus had given all the fellas Smokin sized twizzles and Alan had a member that any **** star would be in awe of so it was a bit of a shock to Mary, the tart.

Obviously, Jesus wasn't born at the time so hadn't started to give everyone small twizzle sized one eyed monsters yet, but God had anticipated that Jesus would want to do this so started doing it centuries before, while the dinosaurs were still around in fact.

Fellas, I shall be popping into town next week to purchase the new Celtic Away kit.

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I'm digging the green tartan. OCH AYE!

why not a premier league jersey?

how did the celts do in the junior football association last season?

I'm just watching last night's fight.

How did you guys score it?

I'm just watching last night's fight.

How did you guys score it?

haven't seen it. wasn't home when it aired.

i'll watch it later today when hbo replays it or makes it available on demand.

i am quite pissed off with all the floyd stans talking crap about cotto tonight.

quintana 06 , mosley 07 , margarito 08 , clottey 09.......win or lose , much respect to miguel.



how'd you score it , clegg?

haven't seen it. wasn't home when it aired.

i'll watch it later today when hbo replays it or makes it available on demand.

i am quite pissed off with all the floyd stans talking crap about cotto tonight.

quintana 06 , mosley 07 , margarito 08 , clottey 09.......win or lose , much respect to miguel.



how'd you score it , clegg?

Yeah, Cotto not only fights the best, he also fights the top avoided guys. Apparently even Williams didn't want to fight Clottey. Mayweather fans calling Cotto a runner? Crazy stuff.

I scored it 114-113 for Cotto, but there were rounds that could've gone either way, and Clottey did more damage overall. Close, tough fight.

I scored it 114-113 for Cotto, but there were rounds that could've gone either way, and Clottey did more damage overall. Close, tough fight.

114-113? could have gone either way?

then what the hell are the floyd stans talking about robbery? cotto ran? cotto was a *****?

:nonono:

i got to watch it today.

Cotto had some bad moments, but he pulled it back in the last 3 rounds.

Clottey didn't look visibly tired, but he slowed down and in the 12th he spent more time complaining than fighting. No way it was a robbery.

Some of the Mayweather fans will always score against Cotto no matter what, and some of them will always score for the black boxer. I hate to bring race into it, there are far too many threads about that on here, but you can guess how certain posters are gonna score Cotto-Clottey, Berto-Collazo etc. before the fight even starts.

The fight was so good last night that I'm going to watch the repeat again later.

I had Cotto winning as well. Clottey threw it away.

Apparently this girl is in Big Brother. Hopefully she'll stick a wine bottle up herself or at least sunbathe naked.

http://fleshbot.com/assets/images/fleshbot/2008/06/2008_06_23_sophie.jpg

The knockdown was the difference in my scorecard. Clottey couldn't finish the job.

Setanta are cunts, they're meant to be airing the repeat at 7. Instead they put on some stupid Golf.

:thumbsdow

Setanta are cunts, they're meant to be airing the repeat at 7. Instead they put on some stupid Golf.

:thumbsdow

Dear Demise,

Setanta are ****!

Lots of love,

Chunk
xxx

Setanta > Sky

Get out!!!!!!!

I was at this bar in Manhattan last night, and it was overran by Chinamen.. Just loads of them. They were all singing that Beyonce Song "Arr the singer radies, arr the singer radies! Arr the singer radies, arr the singer radies!!" One thing I must admit is that **** would never fly in the UK, no way would Chinamen take over a pub.

Get out!!!!!!!

How much do you pay for Sky?

I got rid of Setanta. Glad i got rid of that **** channel :ninja:

I was at this bar in Manhattan last night, and it was overran by Chinamen.. Just loads of them. They were all singing that Beyonce Song "Arr the singer radies, arr the singer radies! Arr the singer radies, arr the singer radies!!" One thing I must admit is that **** would never fly in the UK, no way would Chinamen take over a pub.

lol. I'd love to go to a Yank boozer, they intrigue me.

How many pints could I have until people started thinking I was a complete animal?

lol. I'd love to go to a Yank boozer, they intrigue me.

How many pints could I have until people started thinking I was a complete animal?

Two...any more than that is unheard of in Yankland.

For Chunk:

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Bless you slag!

lol. I'd love to go to a Yank boozer, they intrigue me.

How many pints could I have until people started thinking I was a complete animal?

Not sure, depends where you go.

In my town and close by in the Bronx there are sections with large Irish communities and they have a strip of bars that many people frequent. Many native Irish people. It can get ugly, you see dudes getting kicked of the bar because they are too drunk and causing trouble when its only 9:30pm. It's great.

I wonder if American football teams will ever have firms like we do?

:thinking:

Not sure, depends where you go.

In my town and close by in the Bronx there are sections with large Irish communities and they have a strip of bars that many people frequent. Many native Irish people. It can get ugly, you see dudes getting kicked of the bar because they are too drunk and causing trouble when its only 9:30pm. It's great.

Sounds like a Wetherspoons. The one near me opens at 9am, and people start getting thrown out by midday for being pissed up. I pop in for my breakfast on my way to work, and sometimes have a cheeky pint at that time.

Cotto Cotto Cotto.

Bloody good fight, so it was.

I'm on the vodka tonight.

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This is serious!

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:la:

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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5387/cleanje3.jpg (http://img155.imageshack.us/i/cleanje3.jpg/)

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3953/cleanje4.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/i/cleanje4.jpg/)

:la:

Is that Jennifer Ellison?

I'm still trying to decide on this new band thats about.


What you lot think ?


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I'm on the vodka tonight.

That reminds me, I've got quarter of bottle left from last night.

Chin chin laddie.

Have any of you tried the real absinthe?

Have any of you tried the real absinthe?

I had some that was meant be brought back from the Czech Rep. Don't know if it was the full on loopy juice though, or tourist ****e.

I had some that was meant be brought back from the Czech Rep. Don't know if it was the full on loopy juice though, or tourist ****e.

I had a shot of the **** that someone brought back from Greece. It's like swallowing fire lulz.

I'm still trying to decide on this new band thats about.


What you lot think ?


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I think they're pretty good. Different and that, and have a style of their own. Remind me a bit of a modern day version of The Specials.

I had some from Israel.

It smells nice + gets slutty teenage girls drunk in less than 10 minutes...pretty much all you can ask for in a drink really.

I had some from Israel.

It smells nice + gets slutty teenage girls drunk in less than 10 minutes...pretty much all you can ask for in a drink really.

And then you contracted an STI..

All in a nights work?

:rofl:

Time to drink.

Not the time to think.

Thinking can do one.

Stella is thought provoking enough.

I might crack open some beers, 36 minutes until my Birthday.

:fest30:

How old, slag?

How old, slag?

You will have to guess.

If you get it correct, you get a virtual beer.

:bigeyes:

I might crack open some beers, 36 minutes until my Birthday.

:fest30:

Happy birthday paaaaaaal.

Many Happy Returns, Mr. Birthday Boy.

I will provide pictures of my supplies tomorrow.

I think even Laddie would be impressed.

:lol1:

I will provide pictures of my supplies tomorrow.

I think even Laddie would be impressed.

:lol1:

how old?
____

how old?
____

Old enough to hold a license to sell alcohol.

Unless the law has recently been changed..

:bigeyes:

Between 13 and 40?

Try to narrow it down.

Between 13 and 40?

Try to narrow it down.

Between 8 and 14.

7 years of age.

Me trousersnake could not have been attracted to such a young slag.

Correct our ignorance, babes.

7 years of age.

The cops will be around later to arrest you and Southpaw for harassing an 11 year old.


I'm old enough to act as an executor of a person’s will.

Old enough to hold a license to sell alcohol.

Unless the law has recently been changed..

:bigeyes:

19 or 20? am i close?

I'm a sick sick bum boy.

I thought you'd been around on Alan's Earth much longer.

19 or 20? am i close?

Somewhat..

Last clue;


Old enough to go abroad to sing, play or perform professionally.

Somewhat..

Last clue;


Old enough to go abroad to sing, play or perform professionally.

I know now mate. thanks

Are yer 21? Please tell me, bum boy!

I'm a sick sick bum boy.

I thought you'd been around on Alan's Earth much longer.

I'm tighter than Laddie.

I won :trink26:

I'm older than 16, so don't worry.

No illegal **** going down.

One curry is not enough for yer average bum boy.

I'm older than 16, so don't worry.

No illegal **** going down.

18 mate.........

18 mate.........

Indeed.

A mere youngster compared to some of the fossils within the Limey Lounge.

18 mate.........

In fat Yank land he'd be just legal. And I'd be claiming first dibs.

Indeed.

A mere youngster compared to some of the fossils within the Limey Lounge.

I'm only a bit older than you.

In fat Yank land he'd be just legal. And I'd be claiming first dibs.

You love the young uns don't you

You love the young uns don't you

Aye, fresh out of high school.

I'm usually waiting at the gate.

Aye, fresh out of high school.

I'm usually waiting at the gate.

I can imagine you waiting at the gate in your car with a crate of stella in the boot.

I think that if ever you kidnapped me Southpaw, I would not resist.

I can imagine you waiting at the gate in your car with a crate of stella in the boot.

Aye, and a bottle of Jack D hanging from the rear view mirror.

I think that if ever you kidnapped me Southpaw, I would not resist.

Shame dat, the struggling and muffled screams add to me pleasure.

Oh! such a perfect pint. You just keep me hangin' on... you just keep me hangin' on.

So I'm officially 18, I might call in to the pub tomorrow to exercise my rights.

:lol1:

Just a perfect pint.... I'm glad I drank it with you.

So I'm officially 18, I might call in to the pub tomorrow to exercise my rights.

:lol1:

Have a bum boy birthday!

:luvbed:

Oh, such a perfect pint!

You make me, piss myself.

Where's my gifts you cunts?

The only thing I require from you lot is the love and security on this forum. A lot of dodgy Pinoys walking around trying to flog fake nike trainers and dog piss perfume.

Laddie, is that pic in yer avy a genuine meeting of the 'two'?

Such a charmer Laddie!

I just randomly stumbled upon this, don't ask how;

http://prometheusongebonde.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rickie-gervais.jpg

Laddie, is that pic in yer avy a genuine meeting of the 'two'?

Aye, tis genuine. I got it from Ricky's official site. He's started writing a blog ( Sad cunt ) and he mentions that he met the sexalicious Dawkins.

So I'm officially 18, I might call in to the pub tomorrow to exercise my rights.

:lol1:

Happy 18th. You gonna be getting loads of credit cards and loans now or what? It's the future, trust me!

Thumbs down for the blog, thumbs up for the sexy meeting. Yer doin' me proud Ricky.

Ever find a pic of him with Alan, alert me immediately.

Karl pilkington would love to eat a knob at night

Gervais doing any more shows soon?

This is the closest he has come to meeting Alan:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7268/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/) http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/)

This is the closest he has come to meeting Alan:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7268/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/) http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/)

Are you calling me a Muppet Sir?

http://www.waynebesen.com/Big%20Bird.jpg

Gervais doing any more shows soon?

Apparently his next stand-up tour is all sold-out. It's called Science. Here's the poster:

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6919/sciencefrontpage3340.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/i/sciencefrontpage3340.jpg/)

Apparently his next stand-up tour is all sold-out. It's called Science. Here's the poster:

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6919/sciencefrontpage3340.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/i/sciencefrontpage3340.jpg/)

Ahh...

Will it be on TV though?

:D

This is the closest he has come to meeting Alan:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7268/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/) http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img200/tsottrickyandelmo.jpg/1/)

It'll do for now.

Yeah, in 2011, at the earliest. He's currently filming a movie, no idea about a TV series though.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7816/tsottidphoto.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/i/tsottidphoto.jpg/)

He's the same in every movie.

Aye, when Gervais reads a script it must run like this:

Jack de Gaullie: played by Rober De Niro

Mary Woodsworth: played by Meryl Streep

Ricky Gervais: played by Ricky Gervais

pacquiao-cotto.

what's the chance it'll be a modern , welterweight version of hearns-hagler?

i don't think it'll last long......

Cotto will decide to box in that one, guaranteed. Pacquiao will be the aggressor and both will have their moments. It goes far longer than 3 rounds IMO.

Aye, when Gervais reads a script it must run like this:

Jack de Gaullie: played by Rober De Niro

Mary Woodsworth: played by Meryl Streep

Ricky Gervais: played by Ricky Gervais

Just giving the people what they want..

It'll end up being a UD/SD.

A small chance of a TKO later on.

Can't see anyone getting KOed tbh.

Paq kills him

It'll end up being a UD/SD.

A small chance of a TKO later on.

Can't see anyone getting KOed tbh.

no way.

cotto can ko pac with one punch.

pac being a southpaw and with his speed can catch cotto with something he doesn't see.

Just giving the people what they want..

Too bleedin' right.

Cotto will decide to box in that one, guaranteed. Pacquiao will be the aggressor and both will have their moments. It goes far longer than 3 rounds IMO.

why would cotto box him?

he's bigger , stronger , harder puncher......



though having pac come to you does have it's advantages. you can see him coming. he doesn't have one punch ko power when you see the punches coming.

no way.

cotto can ko pac with one punch.

pac being a southpaw and with his speed can catch cotto with something he doesn't see.

Cotto can KO Pac with one punch?

:thinking:

Because of Pac's movement, he ain't gonna walk through him. Pac will be in and out, and his speed will trouble Cotto.

It'll be a great fight if it ever happens.

My money would be on Pacquiao if it ever happened.

Cotto can KO Pac with one punch?

:thinking:

i think so.

ricky hurt him in the 2nd round.

jmm almost dropped him in the rematch.

if you can tag pac clean , you can ko him.

A fight I'd paid to see. As long as it leaves me with enough cash to get absolutely rat arsed.

sorry to talk about this in here btw.

too many clowns on nsb.

plus don't want to make the 5000th pacquiao-cotto thread.

The best result: Both KO each other and I can enter the ring to subject both to a torrent of sexual abuse.

My money would be on Pacquiao if it ever happened.

it's weird.

last year we thought pac would get ktfo at 135.

now most are favoring him against the #1 or 2 guy at 147.

that midget , as xcaret would say , was born with a lucky rabbit's foot up his ass.

i think so.

ricky hurt him in the 2nd round.

jmm almost dropped him in the rematch.

if you can tag pac clean , you can ko him.

I don't think Ricky hurt him.

The straight right (which I assume you mean) caught Manny flush and obviously got Manny to go back but I wouldn't say he was hurt.

The best result: Both KO each other and I can enter the ring to subject both to a torrent of sexual abuse.

who would you rather bum?

cotto , pac , mosley , marg or floyd?

I still think a move up to heavyweight would be the best career move for Hatton.

Could you imagine Hatton with all that muscle?

:blackeye:

I'd pick Cotto to win.

Despite the flaws that he clearly has, I actually think his chin has looked good in the past few years. I think he would take Pac's punches better than Pac takes his, and he is skillful enough to not be reckless like Hatton was.

I would give Pac a 40% chance though.

I don't think Ricky hurt him.

The straight right (which I assume you mean) caught Manny flush and obviously got Manny to go back but I wouldn't say he was hurt.

i think ricky hurt him.









can't you just let me be and allow me to say that? poor ricky....... :(

who would you rather bum?

cotto , pac , mosley , marg or floyd?

Cotto - He loves to both give and receive.

I still think a move up to heavyweight would be the best career move for Hatton.

Could you imagine Hatton with all that muscle?

:blackeye:

i'm out of here....... too many ricky haters in here.

so sickening........

Poor Ricky can cunt off.

Cotto - He loves to both give and receive.

plus he plucks his eyebrows and bikini waxes.

it wouldn't even be considered a homosexual act.

i'm out of here....... too many ricky haters in here.

so sickening........

Come on dude.

He could become an undisputed champion!

Poor Ricky can cunt off.

where's the mods?!?!?!?

ban this slag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That it would not.

Come on dude.

He could become an undisputed champion!

**** you! :burnup:




maybe ricky can beat jmm for his retirement fight if jmm-pbf doesn't go through......



i'm out. lakers game starting.

basketball > soccer

where's the mods?!?!?!?

ban this slag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, if you loved him that much you'd have bet on him against the Pac fella. No matter how absolutely ****in' ridiculous picking him over Pac might have been.

Soccer?

:thinking: