A good session of hows yer father with me and laddie will sort both you bum boys out.

Jesus, man up yer bunch of slags. A bum boy never complains of his physical ailments. He drinks em away in silence.

Jesus, man up yer bunch of slags. A bum boy never complains of his physical ailments. He drinks em away in silence.

Alan said it must be so.

Bless you Southpaw, for the way of the lord is strong in you.

Alan said it must be so.

Bless you Southpaw, for the way of the lord is strong in you.

Will yer share a Stella with me, babes?

I think I'm going to die.

I think I'm going to die.

I'll have a pint sent right over to you.

Will yer share a Stella with me, babes?
Certainly me dear, for t'would be rude not to.

I think I'm going to die.

Do it quietly then, cunt. Don't make a fuss.

A good session of hows yer father with me and laddie will sort both you bum boys out.

If you can find room up here you're more than welcome honey :luvbed:

Jesus, man up yer bunch of slags. A bum boy never complains of his physical ailments. He drinks em away in silence.

I wasn't complaining sugar. I like it. I do a bit of poo, then pinch it back up before release. It's the nearest I'll get to a David Haye special delivery. :flirt:

I've been ****ting my lungs out. Had at least 25 poos yesterday.

If you can find room up here you're more than welcome honey :luvbed:



I wasn't complaining sugar. I like it. I do a bit of poo, then pinch it back up before release. It's the nearest I'll get to a David Haye special delivery. :flirt:

David Haye?

All is forgiven Naps.

Yer welcome to join us at the bar.

I think I'm going to die.

Take a pic of your chest, I'll tell you what's wrong (or right in your case. I love a good bear me xx)

I've been ****ting my lungs out. Had at least 25 poos yesterday.

You need to overdose on Imodium, son. Tis the only answer for a child in such serious poo peril as yer good self.

David Haye?

All is forgiven Naps.

Yer welcome to join us at the bar.

Why thankyou xx :kiss:

What's with the kissing? xoxo

What's with the kissing? xoxo

It makes the world go round honey.

Just finished me breakfast - 4 cans of Stella, a pot noodle and 6 slices of cheese on toast. Scrumptious.

ManUre is garbage...........

Scrum-diddly-umptious I tells thee!

You're not telling anyone anything!

Shut your Cunt Chops!

I was going to tell you the meaning of life, but not anymore.

PS. It's Joe Calzaghe

Please, Please tell me:sad6:

Does it have to do with the God and Goddesses Stella and Allan?

Nope. Though they're very important. They're aren't the be all and end all of life.....


Joe Calzaghe is.

Now I am on the edge of the four seats that support me....

You must tell me!

I'll give you a clue:

JOE CALZAGHE

Who the **** is Alan Akbar?

Alan is the first can of Stella you drank:love:

The after taste of curry in your mouth and a God who Pwns all Gods!!!!!!!

I just googled Alan Akbar and found some beheading videos.

Nice.

I just googled Alan Akbar and found some beheading videos.

Nice.

They deserved it for not drinking their quota of five pints a day and praying for a Ping Ping victory over the Paler!

They deserved it for not drinking their quota of five pints a day and praying for a Ping Ping victory over the Paler!

Too bleedin' right.... and it's 10 pints a day now. Limey Government regulations. :hitit:

Too bleedin' right.... and it's 10 pints a day now. Limey Government regulations. :hitit:

Us Yanks need a different standard. Alan does not want to kill off his State side supporters.

Who the **** is Alan Akbar?

Educate yerself, cunt.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128479&highlight=alan+titchmarsh

Us Yanks need a different standard. Alan does not want to kill off his State side supporters.

Don't worry, I'll put in a good word for you.

Make sure to tell him that I prayed for the Paler more than Ping Pings whole Jesus ridden family uses anal rosary beads.

He's omniscient. He knows these things, slag.

Listen we all know that is bogus..... Even omniscient beings can't hear everything, especially when their drunk half.......all the time.

Oi, slags, get yer arse down to HMV. They've got their spring sale on the go.

I picked up:

Rocky: The Complete Saga; 6 DVD Box set ( for a tenner - down from 50 quid )

Alien Quadrilogy - 9 DVD Box Set ( again, for a tenner - down from 70 quid )

I picked up a couple of Blu-Ray badboys for the PS3 as well ( They start from as low as 7 quid )

You can't argue with these prices.

Educate yerself, cunt.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128479&highlight=alan+titchmarsh

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/235_AlanTitchmarshshowAlanTitchmarsh01.jpg

Listen we all know that is bogus..... Even omniscient beings can't hear everything, especially when their drunk half.......all the time.

He's omnipotent as well. He just creates an infinite number of Alans and places them all around the cosmos - they then report to his hungover ass in the morning with all the goings on.

He's always two moves ahead is our lord Alan.

You have opened me eyes laddie so you have.

I will never doubt Alan again unless Haye gets knocked out by the Robot......

He's omnipotent as well. He just creates an infinite number of Alans and places them all around the cosmos - they then report to his hungover ass in the morning with all the goings on.

He's always two moves ahead is our lord Alan.

Aye, he knows what he's doing so he does.

Can yer believe it Southpaw, a spring sale and cunts are still trying to charge 150 quid for the complete X-Files Box set.

Cunts.

Bleedin' scandalous, babes.

Yer should voice yer oppinions and tell them cunts to do one.

I'm ahead of you there, babes...I already have done.

I'm ahead of you there, babes...I already have done.

Good fella. You must have put the fear of Alan into them cunts.

Aye, I put the fear of god into them cunts, and a trousersnake into me fellow bum boys.

We all got something out of it, me lover.

As did I. It's a mutal love, babes.

I'm on the Jack D tonight, me lover. Thought I'd treat meself.

Good man. You know it makes sense. Another crate of Stella for moi this evening.

Good man. You know it makes sense. Another crate of Stella for moi this evening.

Got me a crate of Stella for the Hatton fight.

Brings back bad memories. I feel like the pinoys are looking down on me.

Got me a crate of Stella for the Hatton fight.

Brings back bad memories. I feel like the pinoys are looking down on me.

They can only look up at you as their height can not exceed that of a waist line.

The man makes a fair point, Southpaw.

Pinoy women...

http://jaynir.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/img_2536-small.jpg

So exquisite

They can only look up at you as their height can not exceed that of a waist line.

They sit on their huge mounds of e-points and look down on us from a great height so they do.

Cunts!

Rizo is worshiped by them
"Big beard man god" they call him in the Pinoy Lounge.

They sit on their huge mounds of e-points and look down on us from a great height so they do.

Cunts!

Aye, yer've felt it too, babes.

Cunts!

They sit on their huge mounds of e-points and look down on us from a great height so they do.

Cunts!

The Paler may have a part to blame in that, but he did last two rounds.

I say we build a monument to Alan with all our empty Stella cans. It would leave Earth's atmosphere and we could mock them from a lofty height. We'd have to don space suits to breathe mind, but I feel it's worth it.

The monument would put Mount Olympus to shame. Zeus himself would knock his own spark out with one look.

I say we build a monument to Alan with all our empty Stella cans. It would leave Earth's atmosphere and we could mock them from a lofty height. We'd have to don space suits to breathe mind, but I feel it's worth it.

We'll do it, Laddie.

I'm starting it now.

Alan's trousersnake will take about 200,00 cans alone, but we're sturdy bum boys. It shall happen.

Is Beowulf still banned from them Hatton shennanigans in November? :(.

We could make the tower of babel look like a bleeding bungalow so we could fellas. Lets make it happen.

I thought Cunt Chops was OASIS LAD?

:ugh:

New thread with bets on Chelsea Barca here...
http://boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5224741#post5224741

Let the game commence.

Come on Chelsea!

:blowjob::blowjob::blowjob::blowjob:

Come on Chelsea!

Sorry for the gaping. Please come back.

http://dvdmanager-203.sv2.biz/wwwdvds/1/547/SHOOTS/510x384/00000227.jpg

I wonder how long he'd saved that load up for.

I wonder how long he'd saved that load up for.
That was my fifth wank of the day.
You should've seen my first load.

You must have very large balls.

You must have very large balls.

Yes but unfortunately I have a tiny ****.

You guys are making me jealous, if my penis was not inflamed. I would have smacked out at least 2 by now.

:dead1:

http://dvdmanager-203.sv2.biz/wwwdvds/1/547/SHOOTS/510x384/00000227.jpg

"Mum, is that you?"

"Mum, is that you?"

She looks a bit sunburnt. You should tell her to put on factor 50 in future.

She looks a bit sunburnt. You should tell her to put on factor 50 in future.

She usually just rubs the cum in.

http://dvdmanager-203.sv2.biz/wwwdvds/1/547/SHOOTS/510x384/00000227.jpg

Poor fella doesn't know the meaning of Girth. You could paint that thing silver, twist it at the end and call it a kick stand.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lol I think a ban is coming

By the way i'm at work, if my computer had froze id be ****ed!

Poor fella doesn't know the meaning of Girth. You could paint that thing silver, twist it at the end and call it a kick stand.

Still a decent load he's produced eh, babes?

WTF are these cuntin' 'Mafias' all about?.

Go away for a few week and come back to some cuntin kids club.

smh

sickening.

WTF are these cuntin' 'Mafias' all about?.

Go away for a few week and come back to some cuntin kids club.

smh

sickening.

Aye, can't be doing with it meself.

WTF are these cuntin' 'Mafias' all about?.

Go away for a few week and come back to some cuntin kids club.

smh

sickening.

floyd boys are pmsing over pac.

floyd boys are pmsing over pac.

Are yer gonna hook 'em, Tua?

I'm The Don of your arse holes.

Are yer gonna hook 'em, Tua?

nah......no need.

floyd boys are like tyson fury.


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the more they post the more ignorant they sound and the more they contradict themself.

I'm The Don of your arse holes.

Where do you find those pics of the slutty jap girls?

Look at all you sexy drunk limeys on at this time!!!

I love it lads, I really do.

Where do you find those pics of the slutty jap girls?
http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/01/sneaker-warp-lover-2.jpg

Look at all you sexy drunk limeys on at this time!!!

I love it lads, I really do.

I slept through the whole day yesterday. Couldn't believe the time when I woke up.

http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/01/sneaker-warp-lover-2.jpg

www.whatsiteyouhairycuntrizo?.org

Tyson Fury is an ATG already, any titles he wins in the future is just icing on the cake.

Tua, do you ever download UFC fights on megaupload? I was thinking of downloading some of their FOTY or something.

www.whatsiteyouhairycuntrizo?.org

http://www.akihoshino.com/

Tyson Fury is an ATG already, any titles he wins in the future is just icing on the cake.

Tua, do you ever download UFC fights on megaupload? I was thinking of downloading some of their FOTY or something.

i'm not really a big fan of the ufc anymore.

i used to be a big fan when it was no rules , no weight classes , no judges.

after they changed i moved to pride fc. shame they shut down.

Where do you find those pics of the slutty jap girls?

I posted a load here: http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210946

i'm not really a big fan of the ufc anymore.

i used to be a big fan when it was no rules , no weight classes , no judges.

after they changed i moved to pride fc. shame they shut down.

I've seen a bit of the old UFC stuff. I like this fight:

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I've seen a bit of the old UFC stuff. I like this fight:

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keith hackney was in a lot of weirdly entertaining fights.

in his fight with joe son , keith won that fight with like 10 consecutive punches to joe son's nutsack. lmao

hackney was undefeated in the ufc i think except for when he got choked out by royce gracie.

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anderson silva is whatever.

ufc 185 division is real weak that's why. mediocre guys in that division or guys that are good buy weight drained because they're fighting at 185 when they should be at 205.

check out pride fc , clegg.

this fight is crazy.

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anderson silva is whatever.

ufc 185 division is real weak that's why. mediocre guys in that division or guys that are good buy weight drained because they're fighting at 185 when they should be at 205.

He went up to 205 and destroyed Irvin. I can't wait 'til he fights Forrest. My two favourite fighters going at it! :fest30:

check out pride fc , clegg.

this fight is crazy.

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That was disgusting.

He went up to 205 and destroyed Irvin. I can't wait 'til he fights Forrest. My two favourite fighters going at it! :fest30:

irvin is a nobody.

silva is overrated.

that roided up canuck st. pierre would whoop anderson at 185.

irvin is a nobody.

silva is overrated.

that roided up canuck st. pierre would whoop anderson at 185.

I'd take any amount of points to say you were wrong you slutty cumdump. xxx :luvbed:

I'd take any amount of points to say you were wrong you slutty cumdump. xxx :luvbed:

if the fight ever gets made , hit me up.

i've seen silva during his pride days.

he's been put up against guys with no striking ability.

weight drained 205 wrestlers trying to strike against a muay thai fighter at 185 is not a good mix.

Ricky, you tried your best and failed miserably.... the lesson is: never try.

A few words of wisdom from Homer Simpson there.

i'm bored with this name......

A few words of wisdom from Homer Simpson there.

simpsons is whatever.

don't see why you guys like it so much.

south park > family guy > simpsons

Homer is an Encyclopedia of knowledge that has only one page remaining and even it is stained with duff beer.

simpsons is whatever.

don't see why you guys like it so much.

south park > family guy > simpsons

Brits probably love the use of satire used in the Simpsons but then again Family guy just copied the format.

i'm bored with this name......

Do you want the 'Cunt Chops' moniker?

Do you want the 'Cunt Chops' moniker?

hahahahaha

I'm feckin' starving. I might order from Chicken Cottage.

Just had a pot noodle, Laddie.

Feckin' lovely.

No Pot Noodles left, I'm afraid.

I've just polished off 8 cans of Kronenbourg and I can't be arsed walking to the shop.

Chicken Cottage it is!

72 quid to renew a ****ing passport, daylight robbery.

Where you going, babes? Baghdad?

Where you going, babes? Baghdad?

The missus has got me by the nads, she wants a trip to Barcelona
It's that or a solid year of masturbation.

You're just going to stab some Barca fans after last night's result, aren't you? you sly slag.

Aye, passports are cuntin' scandelous.

You're just going to stab some Barca fans after last night's result, aren't you? you sly slag.

I'm not gonna lie, I did mention Barcelona
I'll use the missus as a trap, get photo's of Iniesta in the nud'
Bribe him for millions, then murder him.

Aye, passports are cuntin' scandelous.

Me passports in a drawer covered in cobwebs. I'll never use the bugger. Flying? on a plane? **** that.

I'm not gonna lie, I did mention Barcelona
I'll use the missus as a trap, get photo's of Iniesta in the nud'
Bribe him for millions, then murder him.

Give 'im one for me, babes.

Laddie ain't gettin on no plane.

Aye, you would have to ****e me Stella while I'm unawares.

You're gonna get swine flu, watch out.

"Superman don't need no passport"

"Superman don't need no plane!"

I might just flog me passport off to some illegal immigrant for a few grand.

I might just flog me passport off to some illegal immigrant for a few grand.

You don't need no plane!

Damn straight I don't need no plane. With 5 Grand in me back pocket I can feast on Stella and Take-aways until me heart fails me.

Sounds good to me, Laddie.

I might do the same.

You know it makes sense.

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer, I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID, my name was Brian McGee.

The lord Alan has today deemed it proper and correct for me to have a hangover. I have accepted that the Lord Alan, in his infinite wisdom, can not be questioned over his dishing out of hangovers, however, I'm still a little bit perturbed over this hangover malarkey.

Religion, it's a right cunt aint it.

I can't remember a day without a hangover. Just drink yerself out of it, babes.

The e-bank of Stringer is back on the trail of success!

The Mayweather Mafia? WTF.

Team Gay Haye > Mayweather Mafia.

The Hitman's Homos > The rest.

The gaye haye six and the gay hatton eight > all comers

Bloody Mafia ****.

It's like a special needs kindergarten in here these days.

Aye.

We'll go through the alphabet now and then you can take me for a piss.

And it all started after the Paler lost to Ping Ping. I blame it on the Pinoy!

He's got a lot to answer for, that's for sure.

Words aren't enough. I want the paler to register an account here then pay me back me cunting e-points.

I leave you with words of wisdom from one of the modern day poets

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The joint IQ of Senior and Roach has to be about 12 at the most.

The joint IQ of Senior and Roach has to be about 12 at the most.

Roach is pretty smart for a guy with Parkinson's.

We need a new "Mafia"

Carl Froch ******s.
Kell Brook bum boys.
James DeGays

The joint IQ of Senior and Roach has to be about 12 at the most.

Unless Senior is in the negative digits you may be incorrect. Don't let the studa fool ya the man can predict a fight.

Oscar couldn't pull the trigger......

Manny KO 3 Hatton-one round off

Roach ain't no dummy.

Roach ain't no dummy.

mark my words. before his career is over khan under roach will win belts at 135 and 140.

don't know how long he'll keep them or the quality of his opposition but amir khan will become a 2 division champ under roach.

The joint IQ of Senior and Roach has to be about 12 at the most.

roach 112

mayweather -100

Khan vs Judah=double chicken dance KO.

There would be no way for Khan to survive tho. Judah may be a five round fighter but Khan's chin wouldn't even make it to the opening bell.

F**k Khan.

I'd sooner buy Hatton a drink.

Even tho he robbed of your small fortune of E-points?

Alan must be teaching you forgiveness.

Bob Carolgees > the rest.

Morning slags. My trousersnake has dragged me out of bed and is standing upright, ready to face the day.



Alan Akbar!

Morning, lover.

It's Friday you cunts!

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I need a drink and a pot noodle.

Have you tried the kebab flavour one yet?

I need a drink and a Rustler burger.

I agree......................

I agree......................

Can't be doing with them, meself.

There's a place near me that does great proper flame grilled burgers. No need for them Rustlers.

Can't be doing with them, meself.

There's a place near me that does great proper flame grilled burgers. No need for them Rustlers.

Good man southpaw. A fella has to have standards. When good men such as us start drinking baileys and eating rustlers burgers then the world will spontaneously explode in a ball of fury.

Good man southpaw. A fella has to have standards. When good men such as us start drinking baileys and eating rustlers burgers then the world will spontaneously explode in a ball of fury.

Aye, when yer used to lamb and some slag tries to stick mutton in yer face, you kick him in the cunt and steal his Stella, so you do.

Aye, when yer used to lamb and some slag tries to stick mutton in yer face, you kick him in the cunt and steal his Stella, so you do.

That yer do. These are the actions of any righteous bum boy with a conscience.

That yer do. These are the actions of any righteous bum boy with a conscience.

I serve Alan, babes. I consider it me duty.

I remember I drank Baileys for two consecutive nights in a row.... I'm still being punished by Alan to this day.

This has to be the best thread on this forum, such a joy to read conversations involving you lot.

I remember I drank Baileys for two consecutive nights in a row.... I'm still being punished by Alan to this day.

I knew I never should have let you stop the weekend at tuggers. Just look at what the cunt made you do. Bleeding baileys I ask yer...what next, alcopops in annies basement?

I remember I drank Baileys for two consecutive nights in a row.... I'm still being punished by Alan to this day.

Have yer taken to flagellation, babes?

That's what I did after looking at a bottle of Baileys for more than fifteen seconds once.

Can't be doing with them, meself.

There's a place near me that does great proper flame grilled burgers. No need for them Rustlers.

Rustlers are good for ya. Alan eats two of them daily.

'mon tha Hoops!

Hopefully we romp them tomorrow and head a step closer to FOUR-IN-A -ROW!

Is anyone else in on the gay floyd pics?

I don't want anything do with that little arsehole. Even if it is mocking him.

I personally find that sort of thing sickening.

I don't want anything do with that little arsehole. Even if it is mocking him.

Do you want anything to do with my little arsehole?

Indeed I do....come 'ere, babes.

Is anyone else in on the gay floyd pics?

Took me a while to spot the man meat oin your avvy. Did you get that **** from laddies facebook?

High Fidelity is on BBC. Tis quite good actually.

Hoff and Jambo took it right down the pipe!

Why did those two upstanding posters get banned? Does BPP not realize they balance out the morons that contribute to this cesspool of a forum?

I think someone cried about getting Red karma off them. Tis pathetic what you can get banned for these days.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Now posters are being banned for unfair Karma distribution:no: It is a sad day to be member of Boxing Scene..........

We're headed for a bleedin' totalitarian regime here. Instead of constant ads advertising penis enlargement pills, it'll be pictures of poppa with the title: Big Poppa is watching you.

Our every word will be noted, our actions scrutinised. It's the end of free-speech as we know it.

Poppa, you're a cunt.

We're headed for a bleedin' totalitarian regime here. Instead of constant ads advertising penis enlargement pills, it'll be pictures of poppa with the title: Big Poppa is watching you.

Our every word will be noted, our actions scrutinised. It's the end of free-speech as we know it.

The day of reckoning has come! We must take arms and over throw the Dictator known as Big Penis Pump!

Ban together and fight for freedom or get BANNED

I got me name back!

We're headed for a bleedin' totalitarian regime here. Instead of constant ads advertising penis enlargement pills, it'll be pictures of poppa with the title: Big Poppa is watching you.

Our every word will be noted, our actions scrutinised. It's the end of free-speech as we know it.

Aye, I wouldn't be surprised if we got e-mailed a "newspeak" dictionary.

I dread to think what 'Newspeak' this site would come up with when you see the state of NSB.

Free-speech would be gone and when we were allowed to talk it'd be complete gibberish.

**** you, Poppa.

"NSB Retardfilled"

25K and I'm done. I'm getting out before the **** hits the fan.

The **** has already hit the fan and splattered fecal matter all over this forum!

The **** has already hit the fan and splattered fecal matter all over this forum!

That was just a little turd. The "BIG LOG' is about to be dropped soon.

I dread the day:sad2: Is there any way to stop it?

Maybe a mass quarantine?

6k and I'm floored.

All we can do is pray to Alan and hope he spares us from chunks of hardened fecal matter.

Alan must protect us,we are true believers.

I even have a bit if faith left in this forum which proves Alan exists, as anyone else would of gave up eons ago.

good afternoon , lads.

Afternoon, Bum Boy.

Ay' up lass.

Cunts away!

Bum Boy Ahoy!

197 Posts until I leave, Southpaw, me lover.

197 Posts until I leave, Southpaw, me lover.

can i take your place as limey lounge mod?

197 Posts until I leave, Southpaw, me lover.

What's the point in that?

I'm getting out with me brains intact. I don't wanna be mumbling like an NSB regular later on in life.

can i take your place as limey lounge mod?

We'll have a B-Scene raffle for me account. It goes to the highest bidder and I'll leave the proceeds to Southpaw.

I'm getting out with me brains intact. I don't wanna be mumbling like an NSB regular later on in life.

Would never happen to you, Laddie. Yer could lose 1 IQ point everytime yer post and still have enough left when yer on yer bum boy death bed and yer asking the nurse for a Stella.

Hoff and Jambo took it right down the pipe!

Whoa, I just found out. Cunting disgrace that is.

The iron cunting curtain never went away. It just moved to BS.

Too right. And what sort of slag makes a nice pair of curtains out of Iron? Bleedin' disgraceful.

Aye, yer'd need steel furniture to balance it out, slags!

What did they get banned for?.

Just noticed to... probably for being to damn generous those lads.

Why did Hoff and jambo get banned?
Why the fuk is laddie leaving?

I'm not a happy bunny at the moment!!

Why did Hoff and jambo get banned?

Why the fuk is laddie leaving?

I'm not a happy bunny at the moment!!

I think someone cried about getting Red karma off them. Tis pathetic what you can get banned for these days.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Now posters are being banned for unfair Karma distribution:no: It is a sad day to be member of Boxing Scene..........

We're headed for a bleedin' totalitarian regime here. Instead of constant ads advertising penis enlargement pills, it'll be pictures of poppa with the title: Big Poppa is watching you.

Our every word will be noted, our actions scrutinised. It's the end of free-speech as we know it.

This is why:guilty:

This is why:guilty:

Yeah it was in that Green Karma thread from last night i think

Anyone got a big ****? I'm starving.

Anyone got a big ****? I'm starving.

Come 'ere lover.

Come 'ere lover.

I'll swallow the entirety of your trousersnake in one go and I shan't be using a napkin - is that okay?

Come 'ere lover.

Me trousersnake has evolved from a flacid love truncheon to a mighty beef bayonet.

I'll swallow the entirety of your trousersnake in one go and I shan't be using a napkin - is that okay?

Greedy guts!! I hope you don't have eyes bigger than yer belly, wouldn't want any to go to waste.

Me trousersnake has evolved from a flacid love truncheon to a mighty beef bayonet.

I tend to have that effect on limey bum boys.

Yeah it was in that Green Karma thread from last night i think

I managed to escape unharmed???

Greedy guts!! I hope you don't have eyes bigger than yer belly, wouldn't want any to go to waste.



I tend to have that effect on limey bum boys.


What was the reason for the ban? Was it to do with those tits in that Karma thread?

What was the reason for the ban? Was it to do with those tits in that Karma thread?

I wasn't banned lover! I've just been on holiday.

I wasn't banned lover! I've just been on holiday.

Discovered any new species whilst you've been away, me lover?

Discovered any new species whilst you've been away, me lover?

Nah just been on me usual jaunts to the galapagos islands. Just a load of thrushes and giant tortoises. Cuntin' boring, so it is.

Don't worry about it, babes.

Yer genius will never come under question.

Nah just been on me usual jaunts to the galapagos islands. Just a load of thrushes and giant tortoises. Cuntin' boring, so it is.

Shag any of the natives?

Don't worry about it, babes.

Yer genius will never come under question.

Not by any rational minds. That rules out most fundementlist fat yanks.

Shag any of the natives?

You know what Clegg? I didn't see any hunks worth bumming while I was there. Of course there was the little asian boys, but I had to pay for those.

Not by any rational minds. That rules out most fundementlist fat yanks.



You know what Clegg? I didn't see any hunks worth bumming while I was there. Of course there was the little asian boys, but I had to pay for those.

Any leftover change?

Any leftover change?

Sorry lover, I bet all my cash on the pale one. 'Twas a grave mistake.

You're all gay














I love it.

Any of you chaps got a prime Jack the Ripper suspect, apart from Matt or Juyjuy?

You're all gay














I love it.

You homofile.

I'm one huge archive of Homo, babes.

PS. I got a 29 kill streak online playing Call of Duty: World at War, and it was all in honour of you, me lovely.

PPS. You can raid may hard drive anytime, cutie ****.

Unban the Hoff

Unzip his trousers!

Unleash his beast.

Sorry lover, I bet all my cash on the pale one. 'Twas a grave mistake.

Aye, bleedin' pale cunt.

Aye, bleedin' pale cunt.

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Aight lads!? The missus kicked me out for sticking a horsetail-butt plug up her arse last night.

Aight lads!? The missus kicked me out for sticking a horsetail-butt plug up her arse last night.

The slag, get back there and saddle her up.

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