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Clegg 02-18-2009, 06:33 PM http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/brit_arrivals_2_180209/joe_calzaghe_2296810.jpg Sick/ 02-18-2009, 06:43 PM that suit is horrible i hope gok had words with him Chunk. 02-19-2009, 04:37 PM http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/brit_arrivals_2_180209/joe_calzaghe_2296810.jpg That's a proper wide awake suit! War Calzaghe! TRAVI$ 02-19-2009, 04:46 PM Look at those shoes I probably wouldn't **** his missus, either. TRAVI$ 02-19-2009, 04:46 PM I would spread her ******* and insert my tongue, though. Sick/ 02-19-2009, 06:04 PM yeah his GF looks bloody horrible there. Sick/ 02-19-2009, 06:05 PM I would spread her ******* and insert my tongue, though. i would open her ******* up and insert coins Clegg 02-19-2009, 06:30 PM http://www.geocities.com/lawrenceofcyberia/blogpages/phelps/phelps7.jpg Chunk. 02-19-2009, 06:56 PM http://www.geocities.com/lawrenceofcyberia/blogpages/phelps/phelps7.jpg The good old Westboro Baptist Church movement. I'll never forget that documentary. Sir Tom Jones 02-19-2009, 08:41 PM is kissing after getting a blowjob a sin? ALT=_=Assassin 02-20-2009, 02:49 AM The good old Westboro Baptist Church movement. I'll never forget that documentary. Are you referring to the Doc "The Most Hated Family in America"? That was a good watch but the Chasers really tore them to pieces. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE You know that is a crazy movement when Fox Noise despises them....... Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 04:33 AM is kissing after getting a blowjob a sin? nah...... i had to kiss a chick once after she swallowed. no choice. now after she's done tossing your salad......that's another story...... Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 05:54 AM http://listverse.com/sports/top-10-international-rugby-teams/ I expected to see Scotland at number 1 to be honest. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 05:55 AM 24,000 posts here I come.... Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 06:03 AM 24,000 posts here I come.... slacker. i spammed to 24,000 after 1 week. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 06:04 AM http://listverse.com/sports/top-10-international-rugby-teams/ I expected to see Scotland at number 1 to be honest. the link is broken...... so.........who's #1? what is the greatest country in rugby? the greatest of all time? Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 06:09 AM the link is broken...... so.........who's #1? what is the greatest country in rugby? the greatest of all time? Link works for me and number 1 is.......... Uzbekistan Nah, it's New Zealand. Clegg 02-20-2009, 06:44 AM Just got Sega Mega Drive Collection and Street Fighter 4. Gonna go have a sleep, then wake up, get pissed and KTFO my mates as Ken. Yeah *****! Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:16 AM link works for me and number 1 is.......... Nah, it's new zealand. all blacks baby!!!!! Addition 02-20-2009, 07:20 AM All blacks suck, always choke at the World Cup. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:26 AM All blacks suck, reported for racism Sir Tom Jones 02-20-2009, 07:41 AM hang on, wales are only 5th? we are better than the argies and the ozzies/ Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 04:47 PM Alreet, fellas? Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 04:50 PM Sex me up, lover :luvbed: Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 05:40 PM Sexed up good and proper. Was it good for you, babes? Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 05:57 PM Knocked my socks off, Laddie. Yer the best so you are. Patty Tanager 02-20-2009, 06:03 PM Lager..... Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 06:07 PM Jack............ Patty Tanager 02-20-2009, 06:11 PM Daniels?............ Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 06:25 PM Two Fat Hairy ****s. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 06:42 PM In my mouth. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 06:43 PM Up my bum. Naps 02-20-2009, 06:44 PM Evening men. Sir Tom Jones 02-20-2009, 06:44 PM bit kinky in here on a friday night. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 06:57 PM I'm on the high Commissioner again. I'm feeling extraordinarily kinky. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 07:10 PM Feel me, Laddie. Tell me if I feel kinky. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:14 PM No kinks, tinks or *****s in your armour-plated trousersnake, babes. Just a pure 100% pleasure-giving-rib-tickling-orgasm inducing Love nub. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:17 PM who do you think has sucked more ****....... elton john or wladimir klitschko? Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:18 PM Wlad. I don't see it as a bad thing though. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 07:18 PM Cheers, Laddie. I enjoyed me examination. And Wlad Klit all the way. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:21 PM Orsen welles > the rest. ROSEBUD. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 07:22 PM Aye, the king. msagrain 02-20-2009, 07:24 PM Oh my days I find my self posting again. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:24 PM Wlad. I don't see it as a bad thing though. i dunno...... elton is a lot older...... though wlad has been slurping off some grimy eastern euro ****s......that should count as extra points...... this is a HARD ONE.......... maybe i should do a poll......on NSB.......whatcha think? Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:25 PM This is the fella that got half of American to run out into the streets and shoot at imaginary discs in the sky. If that alone wasn't enough, he looked the sin of Greed in the eye and said "Go **** yourself, knob end" What a guy! Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:26 PM i dunno...... elton is a lot older...... though wlad has been slurping off some grimy eastern euro ****s......that should count as extra points...... this is a HARD ONE.......... maybe i should do a poll......on NSB.......whatcha think? Do it. I'll wank off and vote at the same time. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:29 PM Do it. I'll wank off and vote at the same time. give me 5-10 minutes. a thread like this is no good without pics. get everyone ready , laddie. everyone get their posts in before the thread is moved......get my UNBAN TUA thread going as well....... Sir Tom Jones 02-20-2009, 07:33 PM wlad has probably had had it 'up 'im' more than elton boy, Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 07:35 PM This is the fella that got half of American to run out into the streets and shoot at imaginary discs in the sky. If that alone wasn't enough, he looked the sin of Greed in the eye and said "Go **** yourself, knob end" What a guy! Who else could do that? Granted tricking a load of Yanks is like shooting fish in a barrel, but only Orson had the gunts! **** the rest. Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:39 PM Good genes, babes. A bit like yerself and I. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 07:48 PM This is the fella that got half of American to run out into the streets and shoot at imaginary discs in the sky. If that alone wasn't enough, he looked the sin of Greed in the eye and said "Go **** yourself, knob end" What a guy! that's nothing special. the yanks shoot at anything. ask our royal marines in iraq about our allies...... Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:50 PM that's nothing special. the yanks shoot at anything. ask our royal marines in iraq about our allies...... Aye, but Orson got them all to put down steaks and do it. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 07:57 PM Aye, but Orson got them all to put down steaks and do it. Got Yanks to stop eating? The man just keeps getting greater! Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 07:58 PM Got Yanks to stop eating? The man just keeps getting greater! It was lunch time in America, Southpaw. Orson > everything. Roger Yomama 02-20-2009, 08:00 PM Got Yanks to stop eating? The man just keeps getting greater! P4P #1 at ****ing with the septics. Only Joe and Lennox came close. Oh, what I'd give to cum close to Lennox and Joe Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 08:02 PM Got Yanks to stop eating? The man just keeps getting greater! It was lunch time in America, Southpaw. Orson > everything. maybe they thought the flying saucers were carrying food??!?!!? :usa2: Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 08:03 PM **** Lennox and Joe! We're talking about Orson here. He didn't have a glass jaw or used to slap his way out of trouble. He took a baseball bat to the chin, then head butted any cunt who got in his way. Orson > Everything Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 08:04 PM maybe they thought the flying saucers were carrying food??!?!!? :usa2: Probably thought they were giant plates carrying monstrous steaks and ran out with cutlery forks instead of pitch forks. Roger Yomama 02-20-2009, 08:06 PM **** Lennox and Joe! We're talking about Orson here. He didn't have a glass jaw or used to slap his way out of trouble. He took a baseball bat to the chin, then head butted any cunt who got in his way. Orson > Everything Settle down tiger, you'll give yourself an ulcer. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 08:13 PM **** Lennox and Joe! We're talking about Orson here. He didn't have a glass jaw or used to slap his way out of trouble. He took a baseball bat to the chin, then head butted any cunt who got in his way. Orson > Everything please don't compare lennox and joe...... they're not on the same level. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 08:15 PM Settle down tiger, you'll give yourself an ulcer. Already got one. Giving me a right hard time at the minute. please don't compare lennox and joe...... they're not on the same level. Aye, true dat. Roger Yomama 02-20-2009, 08:15 PM please don't compare lennox and joe...... they're not on the same level. In terms of ability, resume and legacy then incomparable. But, when it comes to atagonising the yanks, they were equally outstanding. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 08:17 PM In terms of ability, resume and legacy then incomparable. But, when it comes to atagonising the yanks, they were equally outstanding. Yanks hate Joe more cos he's white, innit? Oasis_Lad 02-20-2009, 08:18 PM Joe was sexier. That's all I care about. Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 08:20 PM In terms of ability, resume and legacy then incomparable. But, when it comes to atagonising the yanks, they were equally outstanding. lennox didn't bother me. i don't care what nationality a fighter is. i just want good fights. young lennox was a monster...... things changed with steward......like with wlad...... ironically......he was more exciting before he got caught by the crackhead and changed his style but then with his ko upset losses......it also made his fights more intriguing because "you never know.........." Left Hook Tua 02-20-2009, 08:21 PM Joe was sexier. That's all I care about. joe is packing an italia small...... Roger Yomama 02-20-2009, 08:27 PM [QUOTE=Southpaw Stinger;4788270]Already got one. Giving me a right hard time at the minute. Yep, they are a cunt of thing to have. I keep myself just the wrong side of sober to keep myself calm, and those cunts at bay. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 08:31 PM [QUOTE=Roger Yomama;4788270]Already got one. Giving me a right hard time at the minute. Yep, they are a cunt of thing to have. I keep myself just the wrong side of sober to keep myself calm, and those cunts at bay. Another reason to great drunk for me. But then again, I don't really need a reason. Roger Yomama 02-20-2009, 08:32 PM Joe was sexier. That's all I care about. Joe is a sexy cunt no doubt about it, but you know Lennox is packing the mother of all trousersnakes. Look at the way Tyson dropped to knees during that press conference just trying to get a mouthful of Lennox 3rd leg. Southpaw Stinger 02-20-2009, 08:49 PM Joe is a sexy cunt no doubt about it, but you know Lennox is packing the mother of all trousersnakes. Look at the way Tyson dropped to knees during that press conference just trying to get a mouthful of Lennox 3rd leg. Can yer blame him? I'd definatly let Lennox slip me a portion. Sir Tom Jones 02-20-2009, 09:00 PM Joe is a sexy cunt no doubt about it, but you know Lennox is packing the mother of all trousersnakes. Look at the way Tyson dropped to knees during that press conference just trying to get a mouthful of Lennox 3rd leg. lennox would **** him till tyson loved him. Fact! Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 12:45 PM He-Man was the Peter North of his time. Left Hook Tua 02-22-2009, 03:53 PM prime tyson would have knocked out lewis i think. Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:00 PM I am Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia and the Sorrow of Moldavia. Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 04:08 PM I am the eggman I am the Walrus. Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:09 PM I am Orson Welles, your Master and you will OBEY ME, Yanks! Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 04:16 PM Put down that bucket of chicken and shoot at the sky, cunts! Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:23 PM They even mentioned beforehand that the broadcast was fictitious. Yank: "Mah, wot dus fiktishus mean? Momma Yank: "I' be damned if I know, Bobby Joe bobby" Yank: "Mah, dey say dem alien's be a'cuming" Momma Yank: "Quick, Bobby Joe Bobby - Grab there them rifles, and shotguns and pistols and a'follow me. We'll show dese aliuns that us americuns wont stans for no Commieness - YEE HAW!" Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 04:37 PM It was Welles' voice that convinced 'em, Laddie. He could tell yer the world is flat and yer'd be forced to believe him. Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:38 PM He's got a top 5 voice of all-time. Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 04:42 PM Indeed he has, Laddie. He could talk me into anything, I'll tell you that much. ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 04:49 PM It was Welles' voice that convinced 'em, Laddie. He could tell yer the world is flat and yer'd be forced to believe him. Welles is well overrated SMH Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:51 PM Chris Farley or whatever the cunts name was is the definition of overrated. Stumbling around being fat isn't exactly Peter Sellers material is it? Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 04:52 PM If you're going to have a Yank comedy actor as your avatar then it's got to be Bill Murray. Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 04:52 PM Aye, that Farley fella. Poor mans John Goodman. Sick/ 02-22-2009, 04:53 PM Welles is well overrated SMH Get out of the Limey Lounge you fat yank bastard!:fing26: ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 04:55 PM Chris Farley or whatever the cunts name was is the definition of overrated. Stumbling around being fat isn't exactly Peter Sellers material is it? Chris Farley could of been great if he was still alive. He had the personality of Sam Kinison and the likability of John Bellushi. ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 04:56 PM If you're going to have a Yank comedy actor as your avatar then it's got to be Bill Murray. The only good movie he ever made was groundhog day...... Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 05:00 PM Chris Farley could of been great if he was still alive. He had the personality of Sam Kinison and the likability of John Bellushi. Those two are also overated. ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 05:01 PM Those two are also overated. But when combined into one fat manic person they create a great comedic actor...... Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 05:06 PM I never thought of it that way. Like Sarah Jessica Parker and Rosie O'Donnel combined might create an attractive woman. Or is that too far? ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 05:08 PM I never thought of it that way. Like Sarah Jessica Parker and Rosie O'Donnel combined might create an attractive woman. Or is that too far? They are both unattractive, so I doubt it. Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 05:09 PM But combined, who knows? Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 05:11 PM Sometimes two extremely attractive parents can create an ugly child, so you never know.... ALT=_=Assassin 02-22-2009, 05:11 PM But combined, who knows? Only Allan Akbar does...... Oasis_Lad 02-22-2009, 05:16 PM Alan akbar! Death to the infidels! Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2009, 05:17 PM Alan Akbar! Rocky. 02-23-2009, 09:23 AM Here lads join my army :boxing: http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=nhiijgrt Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 09:41 AM Here lads join my army :boxing: http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=nhiijgrt **** that. i'm stronger than him. :D join my army lads. http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=z3e9vqwh i'll give 50k for those who join and set up their army. you don't have to play if you don't want. just join and set it up as my officer. pm me if you're interested and i'll show you what to do. Rocky. 02-23-2009, 09:48 AM **** that. i'm stronger than him. :D join my army lads. http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=int7n103 i'll give 50k for those who join and set up their army. you don't have to play if you don't want. just join and set it up as my officer. pm me if you're interested and i'll show you what to do. You mother fcuker, you high jacked my post :mad: Il get loads of recruits from another board, and on msn, i will be stronger than you :cool: Your a human :lol1: Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 09:51 AM You mother fcuker, you high jacked my post :mad: Il get loads of recruits from another board, and on msn, i will be stronger than you Your a human nah......not really......most of the cunts here hate me. i think it's because i'm cornish. racist twats! :) as far as being stronger than me , that's not what the computer say...... better run to catch up! :D Rocky. 02-23-2009, 10:06 AM nah......not really......most of the cunts here hate me. i think it's because i'm cornish. racist twats! :) as far as being stronger than me , that's not what the computer say...... better run to catch up! :D Are you under that asian dude as well???? Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 10:08 AM Are you under that asian dude as well???? who? miron lang? yes. Flab 02-23-2009, 10:09 AM Tua, are you ever going to show us your pic? Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 10:15 AM Tua, are you ever going to show us your pic? make an account and be my officer. i'll pm you nudes. :) Rocky. 02-23-2009, 10:16 AM who? miron lang? yes. Do you want to come to a deal, you pay me 50k for every recruit i get you???? Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 10:22 AM Do you want to come to a deal, you pay me 50k for every recruit i get you???? nah it's okay. half of the guys miron has is my recruits. i just want my own soldiers now. i'll take the lazy ones that don't want to play. i just want to see officers under my name. lol Flab 02-23-2009, 10:28 AM make an account and be my officer. i'll pm you nudes. :) That's just too much. Rocky. 02-23-2009, 10:31 AM nah it's okay. half of the guys miron has is my recruits. i just want my own soldiers now. i'll take the lazy ones that don't want to play. i just want to see officers under my name. lol Im getting my own recruits then:D What is the benefits you get, how many extra soilders??? Left Hook Tua 02-23-2009, 10:39 AM Im getting my own recruits then:D What is the benefits you get, how many extra soilders??? whenever the commander/officer clicks the recruiter each click is 1 soldier and his officer/commander gets a matching 50%. say i'm your commander and i click 50 credits. i get 50 credits and my officers/commanders get 25. Chunk. 02-23-2009, 10:48 AM Pick up ya bastards! Flab 02-23-2009, 12:40 PM Pick up ya bastards! http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 04:32 PM Here lads join my army :boxing: http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=nhiijgrt **** that. i'm stronger than him. :D join my army lads. http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=int7n103 i'll give 50k for those who join and set up their army. you don't have to play if you don't want. just join and set it up as my officer. pm me if you're interested and i'll show you what to do. mr jones is going to join, where do i get started:boxing: Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 04:55 PM I joined Rocky's Army. Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 06:09 PM i joined rocky c, haven't a clue what to do and find it extremely nerdy. Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 06:10 PM Bunch of nerds! I'm sticking to pwning cunts at internet chess. Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 06:12 PM i got my football manager 2009. Charles Darwin 02-23-2009, 06:12 PM I like turtles. ... and giant tortoises. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 06:14 PM Homer: "NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey buddy, did you see the nerd?" Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 06:17 PM Homer: "NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey buddy, did you see the nerd?" Homer goes to college FTW! Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 06:20 PM Then we'll roll him up in a carpet and THROW HIM OFF A BRIDGE! Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 06:22 PM Aye. As a Jock, it is my job to give nerds a hard time. Charles Darwin 02-23-2009, 06:22 PM Lads shall we make a poll on the most sexual pipe smokers. I vote for B. Russ, Orson Wells and Stephen Fry. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 06:23 PM Add Oscar Wilde to that list. Charles Darwin 02-23-2009, 06:24 PM Add Oscar Wilde to that list. Naturally. I've heard he smoked a mean sausage too. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 06:25 PM You know the old saying: "Out with the old, in with the nucleus" Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 06:35 PM time for a film before bed, step brothers? bad choice? Addition 02-23-2009, 06:38 PM http://d.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fd.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fp%2Fafp%2F200902 23%2Fcapt.photo_1235300469486-1-0.jpg?v=2 Is it me or does he look like David Haye? Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 06:43 PM http://d.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fd.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fp%2Fafp%2F200902 23%2Fcapt.photo_1235300469486-1-0.jpg?v=2 Is it me or does he look like David Haye? if he took up crack rather than boxing. Patty Tanager 02-23-2009, 06:52 PM Wacky Waiving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 06:55 PM I watched seasons 1 & 2 of Only Fools And Horse before I went to bed last night. Twas beautiful. Patty Tanager 02-23-2009, 06:59 PM Rodney "I miss this..", Del: "Miss what?", Rodney: "Your home, your family-" Del interupts: "Your passport!!". Ah, tv at its finest. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 07:08 PM Boycie: "Where'd you get them four bloody aces?" Del Boy: "Same place you got them Kings - I knew you was cheating Boycie" Boycie: "Oh yeah? How?" Del Boy: "Because that wasn't the hand that I delt you" Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 07:11 PM Losing Streak = best ep. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 07:13 PM Rodney: "And I'll have a Double Southern Comfort WITH American Dry" Del Boy: "That's half a lager for Rodney" Patty Tanager 02-23-2009, 08:10 PM Heads or tails, Rodney will call it :lol1:. Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:25 PM A grand ep indeed. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 08:31 PM The episode were Del sells the old lawnmower parts to Rodney and Mickey Pearce - That's another classic. Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:33 PM Aye. Twas reet grand. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 08:35 PM See if you can tell me what this is from, Southpaw.... "Hey, piece a piss this...snowball, raymundo? Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:40 PM Haven't a clue, Laddie. Life on Mars maybe. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 08:42 PM Life on Mars, darling. Twas uttered by the glorious Gene Hunt himself. Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:43 PM Yeah I got it, Laddie. After I hit post the name Raymundo registered with me. Oasis_Lad 02-23-2009, 08:48 PM Fancy a garibaldi, babes? Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:49 PM That I do, me lover. In special sauce? Sir Tom Jones 02-23-2009, 08:53 PM http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jvG6g-1UOpE/SY7wc6bNyVI/AAAAAAAABIA/wRfl1H_PEgI/s400/Soggy+Biscuit+2-7-2009+(incomplete).jpg soggy biscuit? Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2009, 08:55 PM Give that thing to me at once! Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 07:44 AM Morning slags. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 10:46 AM Rizo limbers up, ready for a huge session on XBox Live: http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1446/charlieboxxx.gif (http://imageshack.us) TRAVI$ 02-24-2009, 10:49 AM :rofl: _____ jollystomper 02-24-2009, 11:14 AM prime tyson would have knocked out lewis i think. prime tyson never fought anyone as good as lewis! but if rahman & mcall did it then a prime tyson def had a punchers chance! also i think lennox would have def been up for this one! (unlike mcall & rahman! we all saw the difference in the rematches! but i think lewsis would have jst wore him down with the jab then detonated on him when mike got frustrated! lennox ko lewis was better than tyson in his prime! IMO im not a tyson hater! infact im a fan! but he was overated! he lost jst about all his biggest fights! he def had the potential to be an atg but he blew it! Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 03:23 PM None of you slags drinking then I take it? Flab 02-24-2009, 03:27 PM None of you slags drinking then I take it? I'm drinking orange squash. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 03:28 PM I'm drinking orange squash. With Whisky? Flab 02-24-2009, 03:29 PM With Whisky? Just water. The Clash 02-24-2009, 03:31 PM Im drinking cheap lidl cider and have a bottle of mr glens finest vodka in the fridge also Man utd game is bollocks , im thinking of downing the vodka in one and wrecking my living room Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 03:35 PM Cans of Stella for me tonight. 16 to be precise. Chunk. 02-24-2009, 03:37 PM None of you slags drinking then I take it? Am working tomorrow. The Clash 02-24-2009, 03:37 PM Cans of Stella for me tonight. 16 to be precise. Tell stella i said hi ,she's a wonderfull mistress to spend the night with Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 03:38 PM Am working tomorrow. Phone in sick and have a go on the Playstation. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 03:39 PM Tell stella i said hi ,she's a wonderfull mistress to spend the night with That she is. When nights are forlorn and lonely you can always rely on Stella. The Clash 02-24-2009, 04:09 PM how many stellas are you through tonight ? we need a running commentary Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 04:12 PM Just finished me 6th. 10 to go, and me curry is on the way. Flab 02-24-2009, 04:15 PM Just finished me 6th. 10 to go, and me curry is on the way. Wish I had a curry right now. The Clash 02-24-2009, 04:16 PM chinese or indian ? You ever tried a chicken chasni ? Its so good i feel like crying :rofl: seriously the chicken chasni from an indian place is unbeatable ,also a chicken satay from the chinese .... oh man , iv slabbered all over my keyboard and it deostn wrok aynmoer Flab 02-24-2009, 04:18 PM I'm salivating out of me eyes. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2571301218_9b2d483a85.jpg Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 04:21 PM I had a Chasni the other week. Twas scrumptious. I decided to go for Chinese tonight. Special fried rice, breast of Chicken curry and 2 portions of spare ribs. DE-CUNTING-LICIOUS. The Clash 02-24-2009, 06:13 PM oasis has bolted after a few stellas ....i hope he aint beating up his chick maybe that or the curry has went through him and he's on the toilet ****ting up a storm Patty Tanager 02-24-2009, 07:46 PM A good olf tuesday night piss up, live life well you can lads. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 07:51 PM Every night is piss up night. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 08:59 PM I be here, fellas. Just slappin' Stella around. Chunk. 02-24-2009, 09:07 PM Good night girls. I need sleep. The RealDeal 02-24-2009, 09:12 PM I be here, fellas. Just slappin' Stella around. More like Stella is slappin' you around pal !! Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 09:16 PM She packs a punch that's for sure. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 09:36 PM What round yer on with Stella, babes? Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 09:41 PM Stella is out for the count, babes. Twas a 16 round slug fest. Me foresight was top notch though...just before me curry arrived I nipped out and got a sneaky 8-pack of Grolsch just incase. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 09:55 PM Laddie, yer foresight is in its prime. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 09:56 PM I'm fit to burst, babes. I can barely move. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 09:58 PM Anywhere you want me to carry you, me lover? Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 10:05 PM Straight to bed lover, for a right good seeing to. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 10:10 PM Excellent. Hopefully we'll make it all the way there this time. We just can't help ourselves, can we? :luvbed: Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 10:18 PM That we can't. Gentlemen, I am going to CATCH General Sherman! OH MY!!!! Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 10:22 PM Many a time have I battled with that oversized catfish. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 10:28 PM You got a favourite season of the Simpsons' babes? I'm partial to 2 and 3 meself but 4 & 5 are outstanding as well. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 10:39 PM Season 2. babes. Seen any of the new ones? How the show continues is above me. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 10:48 PM Dreadful. Just dreadful. Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2009, 10:52 PM Does it ruin the shows ATR, babes? When the ratio of good to **** eps is now heavily in favour of the ****. Oasis_Lad 02-24-2009, 11:01 PM It certainly doesn't help, but those early episodes will stand up. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 12:56 AM simpsons is overrated. south park rules!!!!! Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 01:04 AM **** outta here you. Prime Simpsons = Greatest show ever. ASININE 02-25-2009, 01:13 AM I wish I had my own tobacco farm. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 01:15 AM I wish I had my own tobacco farm. Of 600 acres? Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 01:39 AM **** outta here you. Prime Simpsons = Greatest show ever. bollocks. simpsons is like joe calzaghe's reign as champion. longevity is it's only positive trait. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 01:51 AM You couldn't be more wrong. The longer the Simpsons goes on the more people feel it hurts it's legacy. In it's short prime ( 4 seasons ) it was unrivaled. Absolutely perfect. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 02:04 AM You couldn't be more wrong. The longer the Simpsons goes on the more people feel it hurts it's legacy. In it's short prime ( 4 seasons ) it was unrivaled. Absolutely perfect. i watched the simpson's movie with my little nephew. utter ****e. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:10 AM I agree. Watch seasons 2 to 5 with your Nephew. Guaranteed: You'll love them as will he. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 02:19 AM I agree. Watch seasons 2 to 5 with your Nephew. Guaranteed: You'll love them as will he. i saw simpsons when i was kid. it's was aight at best. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:21 AM How could you have appreciated the subtle satire as a kid? You're severely underrating Prime Simpsons here, son. You're in line for a slap. Roger Yomama 02-25-2009, 02:23 AM Walk away Laddie, the slag's not worth it. Oi! Tua! No. Evenin' chaps :fing02: Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 02:24 AM How could you have appreciated the subtle satire as a kid? You're severely underrating Prime Simpsons here, son. You're in line for a slap. this lounge and the simpsons get nothing from me! Roger Yomama 02-25-2009, 02:26 AM this lounge and the simpsons get nothing from me! smh sickening Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:30 AM I watched a documentary about Evolution Vs Intelligent Design.....Intelligent Design gets nothing from me. David Tua's haircut is not the work of an all-knowing all-seeing intelligent creator. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 02:36 AM I watched a documentary about Evolution Vs Intelligent Design.....Intelligent Design gets nothing from me. David Tua's haircut is not the work of an all-knowing all-seeing intelligent creator. it made him more aerodynamic. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:40 AM Nonsense. The only thing it did was make him look like a bell end. Roger Yomama 02-25-2009, 02:42 AM His hair was created at Sione's Barber shop and pie emporium, Papatoetoe, Auckland. True story. A man who knows a guy who bought a car from a woman whos first husbands second wife once gave head to a guy who lived above it, told me. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:46 AM His hair was created at Sione's Barber shop and pie emporium, Papatoetoe, Auckland. True story. A man who knows a guy who bought a car from a woman whos first husbands second wife once gave head to a guy who lived above it, told me. This is more believable than an Intelligent Creator. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 06:50 AM Nonsense. The only thing it did was make him look like a bell end. this man makes grown men wet their pants. true story. http://blog-imgs-11.fc2.com/b/o/x/boxingmania/david_tua1.jpg msagrain 02-25-2009, 09:58 AM Oh my days Naz-fan the traitor is now posting on ESB. Patty Tanager 02-25-2009, 10:36 AM Family Guy is currently ****ting over The Simpsons. Season 6 of Family Guy wasn't all that though, but this season 7 is sublime. The RealDeal 02-25-2009, 10:43 AM I think they have ripped the arse right out of the Simpsons and it's time to end it. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:18 PM Feck me fellas, 3 trips to the toilet so far today. Flab 02-25-2009, 02:19 PM I got the ****s. **** knows what from though. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 02:25 PM I fancy a beer now after seeing your signature. Flab 02-25-2009, 02:27 PM I fancy a beer now after seeing your signature. It makes me want a beer too and I don't even like the stuff. Rooney_MUFC 02-25-2009, 02:30 PM I got the ****s. **** knows what from though. Talking out your arse again you fat ****, Verbal Diarrhoea Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 06:51 PM High Commissioner tonight fellas. Naps 02-25-2009, 06:57 PM High Commissioner tonight fellas. I've been on Raspberry mojito's in a ****tail bar tonight. I feel slightly ashamed. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 07:00 PM We all need to get in touch with our feminine side now and again. I'm sure that's what my week-long Baileys binge was about. Naps 02-25-2009, 07:23 PM I was on a date, so I feel I do have some form of recupence for my actions. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 07:30 PM I, however, do not. Smack me one will you, babes? Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2009, 07:53 PM I thought some cunt was breaking into my car. I went outside with the intention of beating him silly with me trousersnake, when I noticed that it wasn't my car he was breaking into. So I turned around and went back in, leaving him to his work. Am I bad? Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 07:56 PM Nah. ............................ Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2009, 07:57 PM Cheers babes. I'll sleep easy at night. The car is still their so the cunt was a failure. Derranged 02-25-2009, 07:58 PM The Limeys dont like me Oasis... Help. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 08:02 PM The Limeys dont like me Oasis... Help. They love you.... you're being paranoid. Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2009, 08:04 PM The Limeys dont like me Oasis... Help. Get the **** outta here, loser! :luvbed: ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 08:30 PM The Limeys dont like me Oasis... Help. The Americans don't like you either:killyou: Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 08:45 PM Oh yeah! i've got my drunk on fellas. Flab 02-25-2009, 08:47 PM GTA 4 can be real gay sometimes. I got shot in the face right at the end of a mission. I had loads of health as well. :purity: ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 08:54 PM GTA 4 can be real gay sometimes. I got shot in the face right at the end of a mission. I had loads of health as well. :purity: Saints Row 2>>>>>>>>GTA 4 Flab 02-25-2009, 08:56 PM Saints Row 2>>>>>>>>GTA 4 Already played SR2 to death. ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 09:04 PM Already played SR2 to death. I rather play the corpse of SR2 instead of being a gay biker chick or Ivan Dragos retarded cousin. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 09:08 PM Niko Bellic > Tommy Vercetti. ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 09:13 PM Niko Bellic > Tommy Vercetti. You should die of a heroin overdose for even comparing that horrible accent to the voice acting of Ray Liotta. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 09:20 PM Bellic was a more complete character. Vercetti was a scarface/Goodfellas rip-off. Doesn't matter who voiced either character. Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2009, 09:27 PM Bellic was a more complete character. Vercetti was a scarface/Goodfellas rip-off. Doesn't matter who voiced either character. Wouldn't be saying that if Orson Welles did the voice! ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 09:27 PM Bellic was a more complete character. Vercetti was a scarface/Goodfellas rip-off. Doesn't matter who voiced either character. Both Scarface and Goodfellas were great movies. Vice City had the whole Scarface vibe to it. Of course it matters who voiced the character when you have to hear them speak throughout the game in each cut scene. Bellic showed the illusion of emotion with the graphics over hall. I actually thought his cousin Roman was more entertaining than him to be honest. Left Hook Tua 02-25-2009, 09:29 PM The Limeys dont like me Oasis... Help. the yanks don't either. it's not a national issue. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 09:34 PM Both Scarface and Goodfellas were great movies. Vice City had the whole Scarface vibe to it. Of course it matters who voiced the character when you have to hear them speak throughout the game in each cut scene. Bellic showed the illusion of emotion with the graphics over hall. I actually thought his cousin Roman was more entertaining than him to be honest. I believed in Bellic as a character. Vice City > GTA IV Niko Bellic > Vercetti ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 09:38 PM I believed in Bellic as a character. Vice City > GTA IV Niko Bellic > Vercetti And I believe in miracles:nana: Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 09:41 PM And I believe in miracles:nana: That's why you think Vercetti is a great character based purely on the actor doing his vocals. :baby: :peeright::unitedsta ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 09:46 PM Voice acting has everything to do with character development, this should be obvious. Liotta has a very distinctive voice and he fit the character well. I will one up you right now :peeright::unitedsta"peeleft: Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 09:53 PM Voice acting has everything to do with character development, this should be obvious. Liotta has a very distinctive voice and he fit the character well. I will one up you right now :peeright::unitedsta"peeleft: No, it doesn't "Have everything" to do with creating a character. When you think of Mario, do you think to yourself - "That voice is what makes him"? A great voice helps, I won't lie, but there are far more important aspects when creating a games character. Voice acting can help a game, but in terms of importance it's way down on the list. ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 10:01 PM No, it doesn't "Have everything" to do with creating a character. When you think of Mario, do you think to yourself - "That voice is what makes him"? A great voice helps, I won't lie, but there are far more important aspects when creating a games character. Voice acting can help a game, but in terms of importance it's way down on the list. Mario isn't a very good comparison considering that games storyline wasn't based around dialogue. It was more text based in the beginning, but when you could hear Mario's voice it was a perfect fit. "It..sa me madio", Even in that game the voice actor added a bit of comic relief. Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2009, 10:02 PM Al Pacino would be a good Mario voice. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 10:05 PM Mario isn't a very good comparison considering that games storyline wasn't based around dialogue. It was more text based in the beginning, but when you could hear Mario's voice it was a perfect fit. "It..sa me madio", Even in that game the voice actor added a bit of comic relief. Mario's voice is terrible. Don't kid yourself. All the other aspects that made him up > Voice acting. ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 10:09 PM Mario's voice is terrible. Don't kid yourself. All the other aspects that made him up > Voice acting. You must be the only person in the world that dislikes Mario's voice. The stereotypical Italian accent was spot on. That man embodied a plumber, he could move through tubes like Drano. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 10:16 PM Reported for thinking all plumbers are Italian. ALT=_=Assassin 02-25-2009, 10:30 PM I already reported you for disgracing the Pinoy people by calling hero Manny Pacman a dog eater. The mods should of took care of that. Oasis_Lad 02-25-2009, 10:33 PM Poppa favours me. So bye bye. |