Team Tard is a bit too intellectually advanced for him methinks.

I've just been offered an invitation to Team Tard - I don't know if I've ever been more insulted in all me life.

be a tard it's fun rrrwwwwwwaaaa:rofl:

i got a huge willy you can play with, its fun.:rofl:

Lolz. .......................

I refused to join team tard on the grounds that I didn't want to be in the same group as mizzou.

I loved his idea that the term "Ignorance is bliss" applies to mentally retarded people. Lol. And he says he learned this in class? only in America.

I refused to join team tard on the grounds that I didn't want to be in the same group as mizzou.

soon youll be begging to be a tard member.

Team Tard fol lyfe!

soon youll be begging to be a tard member.

Team Tard needs a new PR guru. They need someone to massage their image and make being tarded more popular.

being a tard is great, its like being drunk all the time yyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyy rrwwwwaaa:rofl::rofl:

being a tard is great, its like being drunk all the time yyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyy rrwwwwaaa:rofl::rofl:

Not bad. Max Clifford could work with material like that. You're on the right path.

Not bad. Max Clifford could work with material like that. You're on the right path.

The only cunt i hate worse than Max Clifford in his line of business, is that fat Aussie cunt.

The only cunt i hate worse than Max Clifford in his line of business, is that fat Aussie cunt.

Rolf Harris?

The only cunt i hate worse than Max Clifford in his line of business, is that fat Aussie cunt.

Shane Warne?

Ian Thorpe?


(He's put on weight since retiring).

Rolf Harris?

I wish Rolf was my Grandad.

Shane Warne?

Shane Warne is a cunt, but i still love the guy.


His name alludes me, but he is a right fat cunt with a dodgy barnet.

Mark Viduka?

Mark Viduka?

Actually, it could be his dad, they do look alike.

Mark Philippoussis?

Warmer....

Mark Philippoussis?

What kind of animal is that?

What kind of animal is that?

It's a fish, son. It can't swim mind, it floats.

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/ANDERTON_D_19990321_NF_L.jpg

Darren 'The Legend' Anderton is calling it a day this weekend folks.

Ok, guess what I'm eating
Their salted and crisp, red and ready

Sicknote is finally packing it in eh. Alan bless him.

Baby Barmby will be next.

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/ANDERTON_D_19990321_NF_L.jpg

Darren 'The Legend' Anderton is calling it a day this weekend folks.

The most boring haircut in the game.

Ok, guess what I'm eating
Their salted and crisp, red and ready

Fish fingers?

Fish fingers?

http://www.britishfooddirect.com/images/27-88-walkers-ready.jpg

Tesco's own brand though
The credit crunch is biting hard.

where was I, was it this thread?

where was I, was it this thread?

You were trying to get your head up your ass.

You were trying to get your head up your ass.

I find it easier giving myself a blowjob.

I'm off to the shops for a crate of Stella and one of these:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/a9d1644738b1.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Finger-licking good.

I'd like a portion of your rod laddie.

I work in KFC part time
If i was serving you, you'd get some extra special sauce on your hot rods.

I can see it now
Failing Uni, working in KFC full time
All night on Boxingscene
Great success!

I find it easier giving myself a blowjob.

Why is this the only post you've made without acting like a retard?.

You've slipped up.

It's MickeyB isn't it?.

I work in KFC part time
If i was serving you, you'd get some extra special sauce on your hot rods.

When are you being moved to Glasgow headquarters. I'm sick of the bean dip, your special sauce would go down a treat so it would.

I'd like a portion of your rod laddie.

Everyone does. It's like a cross between a gob-stopper and a packet of Pringles - It's ever lasting and once I pop, it won't stop.

big daddy box meal with sweet chilli bites with a one of those extra large cans of stella = stonking erection :luvbed:

You like classical music then Jambo?

Excuse my ignorance Laddie, but who is that fine gentleman in your avatar.

I'm sure i'm commiting a cardinal sin against Limey hood even asking.

FIGHT FOR OJ SIMPSON'S FREEDOM

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4419246&posted=1#post4419246

Excuse my ignorance Laddie, but who is that fine gentleman in your avatar.

I'm sure i'm commiting a cardinal sin against Limey hood even asking.

George Orwell.

George Orwell.

Ah!, it was on the tip of my tongue, pity i was thinking Galloway.

Ah!, it was on the tip of my tongue, pity i was thinking Galloway.

It's always good to see the Yanks being pwned:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdFFCnYtbk

It's always good to see the Yanks being pwned:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdFFCnYtbk

LOL, you got to love the description of the video:

British MP Galloway, falsely accused of taking bribes from Saddam Hussein, tears the US Senate a new one in this exhilarating MSNBC clip that grows more apropos every day.

It is a pro ven fact, a pro ven fact.

:usa:

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/beautiful-game-on-sand-p1.php

You'll like this one lads. :boobies:

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/beautiful-game-on-sand-p1.php

You'll like this one lads. :boobies:

Excellent post soldier.

There's something about a German bird that just does it for me.

I think it has something to do with me wanting to dominate her psychologically, afterall, her grandad tried to kill my grandad.

Excellent post soldier.

There's something about a German bird that just does it for me.

I think it has something to do with me wanting to dominate her psychologically, afterall, her grandad tried to kill my grandad.

Or maybe it's just seeing German ****.

Or maybe it's just seeing German ****.

You know me to well :luvbed:.

Would you like me to be the ***** cat???

George Takei is God.

Who let you lot back in?

George Takei is God.

George from Rainbow is the Messiah.

George from Rainbow is the Messiah.

George Galloway is Moses, we need someone for Jesus.

George Galloway is Moses, we need someone for Jesus.

Boy George?

Boy George?

George Michael?

Boy George?

Full set.

George Michael?

He can be the illegitimate stepson, the ejaculate conception.

All we need now is some slag to play Mary?.

Full set.



He can be the illegitimate stepson, the ejaculate conception.

All we need now is some slag to play Mary?.

Georgina Thompson - the bint that presents Sky Sports News:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/2e11e38e9bce.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

The George Foreman grill should be included in this biblical tale. Maybe it could be the manger that the baby boy George was fried in when he was born.

Georgina Thompson - the bint that presents Sky Sports News:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/2e11e38e9bce.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

She certainly raises my spirits in the morning.

What's the story morning glory?.

Who's gonna play Joseph fellas?

Barry George?

The George Foreman grill should be included in this biblical tale. Maybe it could be the manger that the baby boy George was fried in when he was born.

Chicken fillets on the Formby for the last supper, it can be a modernised fairy tale.

Except Jesus still dies in it and it is a tale.

I don't think Boy George should die. I think the bloody Romans should take one RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE and get bashed on the bonce with their own crucifixes.

I don't think Boy George should die. I think the bloody Romans should take one RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE and get bashed on the bonce with their own crucifixes.

I'll be damned if we're killing off that sexpot George Michael, some other cunt will have to take one down the pipe. I know, we'll rope in Barrymore, no cunt will miss him.

We'll have Pump playing the Roman that we'll crucify, Barrymore playing the cunt that gets crucified upside down and we will have Bruce Forsyth making a special guest appearance at the end with the closing words: "Didn't they do well?".

There'll be no resurrection though folks.

I'll be damned if we're killing off that sexpot George Michael, some other cunt will have to take one down the pipe. I know, we'll rope in Barrymore, no cunt will miss him.

We'll have Pump playing the Roman that we'll crucify, Barrymore playing the cunt that gets crucified upside down and we will have Bruce Forsyth making a special guest appearance at the end with the closing words: "Didn't they do well?".

There'll be no resurrection though folks.

I'm all for that.

Good work soldier!

Evenin all. My round, who's drinking what?

Did anyone say Bobby George? He's a must.

Evenin all. My round, who's drinking what?

Mine's a lemonade, ice and a slice cheers.

Only joking.

Evenin all. My round, who's drinking what?

Cup of tea please. Milk and one sugar.

Evenin all. My round, who's drinking what?

Cup of tea please. Milk and one sugar.

I'll have the same please love while you're there.

Tar babe.

Mine's a lemonade, ice and a slice cheers.

Only joking.


Cup of tea please. Milk and one sugar.

Bottoms up chaps.
Hoff, I had you down as a 3 sugars kind of bum boy. That trousersnake must take some fueling

Cup of tea please. Milk and one sugar.

I'm sweet enough... :fing02:

Bottoms up chaps.
Hoff, I had you down as a 3 sugars kind of bum boy. That trousersnake must take some fueling

It's the stella that gives the trousersnake the energy. Tea is just a treat. I'm ill at the moment though so no stella. In fact if I could change me order to a lemsip I'd be grateful.

It's the stella that gives the trousersnake the energy. Tea is just a treat. I'm ill at the moment though so no stella. In fact if I could change me order to a lemsip I'd be grateful.

No worries. Do you need me to check your temperature? :blowjob:

If you're buying...make mine a triple.

It's the stella that gives the trousersnake the energy. Tea is just a treat. I'm ill at the moment though so no stella. In fact if I could change me order to a lemsip I'd be grateful.

I think it is about time we start to show our allegiance to the Stella as demonstrated by the Hoff.

Sig it up Bumboys.

No worries. Do you need me to check your temperature? :blowjob:

If you don't mind.

Thanks lover :luvbed:

Damn, I was supposed to be going out tonight...then realised I have £12 in my account. Limey Lounge till the early hours it is!!!

Damn, I was supposed to be going out tonight...then realised I have £12 in my account. Limey Lounge till the early hours it is!!!

You can't get wasted on 12 quid anymore? **** me. Just what the **** is going on back home these days? I could get a gram of draw, 10 Bensons and 3 litres of White Lightning for 12 quid before I skipped bail to escape the long list of sex crimes against chavs I had clocked up, oh, erm, I mean emigrated.

50p lasted you a full week back in the day.

50p lasted you a full week back in the day.

It still can if you go to the right places, Laddie.

Damn, I was supposed to be going out tonight...then realised I have £12 in my account. Limey Lounge till the early hours it is!!!

Where was you supposed to be off to Monk my son?

It still can if you go to the right places, Laddie.

Vastine's mums?

Where was you supposed to be off to Monk my son?

Haha Bar in Nottingham for a works do. One of the ladies i've never spoken to before was leaving. Lot of effort for someone I don't know anyway.

You can't get wasted on 12 quid anymore? **** me. Just what the **** is going on back home these days? I could get a gram of draw, 10 Bensons and 3 litres of White Lightning for 12 quid before I skipped bail to escape the long list of sex crimes against chavs I had clocked up, oh, erm, I mean emigrated.

I wish mate. £5 for taxi and the pints are like 3 quid minimum on Friday nights. Looking at £30 for making a night of it.

Vastine's mums?


You been, Laddie? Tis a bargain so it is.

For 50p it'll have to do, you know.

For 50p it'll have to do, you know.

Well the chav Naomi Watts impersonator has an 80p minimum. In hard times that can be a little steep.

Well the chav Naomi Watts impersonator has an 80p minimum. In hard times that can be a little steep.

Have you seen the glorious maiden since that encounter under the stars?

I'm ****ed and sat in the corner of the room dribbling.

I ain't even had a drink yet. rrrwwwaaaa :rofl:

Have you seen the glorious maiden since that encounter under the stars?

To be honest I've been sitting in the dark most of the day suffering from me large beer consumption. I ain't seen anything, Laddie. Me eyes are barely open.
I can still make out yer trousersnake though. Even the blind can't miss that mighty fella.

I'm ****ed and sat in the corner of the room dribbling.

I ain't even had a drink yet. rrrwwwaaaa :rofl:

How do MickeyB?.

I'm ****ed and sat in the corner of the room dribbling.

I ain't even had a drink yet. rrrwwwaaaa :rofl:

I have a new favourite member.

I'm ****ed and sat in the corner of the room dribbling.

I ain't even had a drink yet. rrrwwwaaaa :rofl:

Do me a favour mate? My windows are dirty, you don't fancy giving them a lick do you?

Do me a favour mate? My windows are dirty, you don't fancy giving them a lick do you?

later I just pissed me pants yyyyaaaaaaaayyyyy :rofl:

Haha Bar in Nottingham for a works do. One of the ladies i've never spoken to before was leaving. Lot of effort for someone I don't know anyway.

I went to a works do for this lass that was leaving. I didn't know her either. I went over to her and I wanted to say to her "its been nice knowing you" but as I didn't know her I didn't want to lie so I said "it's been nice not knowing you".

She didn't look too happy.

later I just pissed me pants yyyyaaaaaaaayyyyy :rofl:

You must save do much money on alcohol. I have to spend **** loads to get so drunk that I wet myself.

I went to a works do for this lass that was leaving. I didn't know her either. I went over to her and I wanted to say to her "its been nice knowing you" but as I didn't know her I didn't want to lie so I said "it's been nice not knowing you".

She didn't look too happy.

The slag should count her blessings you spoke to her at all.

The slag should count her blessings you spoke to her at all.

That she bloody should. The tart!

That she bloody should. The tart!

You won't have to deal with her again, babes. Have a Stella to calm yer nerves.

I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

True story.

I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

True story.

I cant keep my hands out my pants

truer story

I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

True story.

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/cookie-monster3.jpg

Gggggwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa

Mongy is the name and im here to protect team tard

You won't have to deal with her again, babes. Have a Stella to calm yer nerves.

She actually came back to work for us recently Southpaw. Would yer adam and eve it? She got leaving presents and everything.

**** me! Stella, Whisky, Fried chicken and a late night Indian does not bode well for one's stomach.

Me gut keep's changing poles from north to south. I've been to the ****ter twice in the last hour.

She actually came back to work for us recently Southpaw. Would yer adam and eve it? She got leaving presents and everything.

Actually gives me an idea, babes.

Smart slag. She really is.

**** me! Stella, Whisky, Fried chicken and a late night Indian does not bode well for one's stomach.

Me gut keep's changing poles from north to south. I've been to the ****ter twice in the last hour.

That sounds like one hell of a night.

If that night was a women :hitit:.

That sounds like one hell of a night.

If that night was a women :hitit:.

I wish I could say it was all in the hips, but it's not. It's centered mainly around me colon.

I wish I could say it was all in the hips, but it's not. It's centered mainly around me colon.

That's nothing a pint of Stella won't shift.

That's nothing a pint of Stella won't shift.

I'm okay for now I feel. Those two Tom tits I did cleared most of it.

Shabba:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-DRx4twE8Gc

Poppa, let us embed you cunt!

I'm okay for now I feel. Those two Tom tits I did cleared most of it.

Just got home. Watched One Flew Over the Cickoos Nest tonight. I feel I should make a thread about it. First time I've ever seen it, and to be honest I nearly cried.

Beautiful film.

Just got home. Watched One Flew Over the Cickoos Nest tonight. I feel I should make a thread about it. First time I've ever seen it, and to be honest I nearly cried.

Beautiful film.

It was my all-time favorite movie from the ages of 12 till about 18 until I saw The Shawshank Redemption.

Funny thing is, It was my favourite movie but I only ever watched it once all the way through.

I could never stomach seeing the free mind of McMurphy being raped by way of lobotomy.

I'd always stop the movie right at the point of Nurse Ratchet being throttled, then I'd go to bed happy.

To me, I found Murphy as a sort of therapy (messiah) for all the nutters in there. At the start of the film, they were all mad as cheese, but once they had thier eyes opened, they became more crazy.

Now that is a contradiction by me, but how I saw it is that they didn't actually become more mad, they actually began to have more emotion.

They became more human...more "normal"

I've got so may theories on that movie. I might attempt to explain some of me ramblings on it tomorrow, if I can be arsed.

The scene were he pretends to view a baseball game is genius. Jack Nicholson is the man.

I even went to see it in the theatre. Kevin Keegan was right about us Londoners...

I even went to see it in the theatre. Kevin Keegan was right about us Londoners...

You can't fall off bicycles as good as Kev?

You can't fall off bicycles as good as Kev?

I gave myself concussion about 18 months ago, falling (head first) off my bike.

When I was younger, me and my mates used to videotape ourselves doing stupid stunts, and I've always wished that my accidental headbutting of the floor had been caught on tape. Sadly it wasn't to be.

I remember when they brought Superstars back, and Steve Claridge did something like 100 million dips. I tried doing it the next day and managed about 6. Ever since I have had to live with the knowledge that Steve Claridge is therefore 38348734743x stronger than I am :nonono:

Dips are hard.

I'm ****ted. If I get on tomoz I wouldn't mind a chat about OFOTKN tomoz.

Take care lovers... :luvbed:

After Froch lands his uppercut in the first round, what planet do you think Pascal will land on?

Don't know about a planet, but I'd guess somewhere around the constellation Orion.

Good day men. Who's out for the Saturday footy piss up today?

Not me, i've been struck down with that deadly flu Hoff has.

8 cans infront of the box tonight is all i can muster up.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/snatch/_group_photos/ade2.jpg

Lincoln: "Tyrone's done a rally driving course, aint ya Tyrone?",

Tyrone: "Course i have".

A natural ****ing idiot.

"D'ya like dags?".

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg

I'm just spamming my way to 3000 posts lads, don't mind me.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Snatch./Thumb/000SNC_Adam_Fogerty_003.jpg

Gorgeous George fookin' hates PIKEYS.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/wengerDM0304_468x532.jpg

I didn't see it.

http://yoadrian.phenixdesigns.net/pics/yoadriantoplogo.gif

YO ARRIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.

http://www.scotsindependent.org/features/quotations/Andy%20Gray.jpg

CUNT

:spam::spam::spam::chairshot

http://therawfeed.com/pix/mr_bean.jpg

http://portokalada.com/files/0104_jennifer_aniston_splash_2.jpg

It's the final countdown.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/warnockDM1205_468x356.jpg

KILL 'EM NEIL!.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/08/01/gal_sandler1.jpg

http://blogs.indiewire.com/kohn/zohan.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/28/100950575_8fc0f5f82a_o.jpg

Good evening bum boys.

I'm starting to think that Audley might get laid out tonight.

http://static.flickr.com/28/100950575_8fc0f5f82a_o.jpg

I've heard that movie is smashing, great, super.

****!!!! is the Khan fight showing at the same time as Froch?

****!!!! is the Khan fight showing at the same time as Froch?

I thought they were on the same card but I read that Khan is on Sky Box office and Froch is on Itv1. That is ****ed up. A world title fight is free to air but a nothing fight for Khan is PPV?

I thought they were on the same card but I read that Khan is on Sky Box office and Froch is on Itv1. That is ****ed up. A world title fight is free to air but a nothing fight for Khan is PPV?

Froch is fighting in nottingham and Khan in London.

Yeah man, the Khan card is no way PPV worthy ...

Froch is fighting in nottingham and Khan in London.

Yeah man, the Khan card is no way PPV worthy ...

I can't understand how anyone would pay for the Khan fight. Yet again, Frank the wank is robbing the UK punters.

You heard the news Laddie?, Rogan beat Fraudley :rofl:.

You heard the news Laddie?, Rogan beat Fraudley :rofl:.

How does an Olympic champion lose to a ****in cabbie? Harrison is a shambles

I'm starting to think that Audley might get laid out tonight.

By 'laid out' I obviously meant 'beat on points' rather than 'knocked out'.

You all knew that, right?

By 'laid out' I obviously meant 'beat on points' rather than 'knocked out'.

You all knew that, right?

I owe you infinity points. :sad:

How does an Olympic champion lose to a ****in cabbie? Harrison is a shambles

Can you believe he was still talking about a World title fight?.

Can you believe he was still talking about a World title fight?.

After the loss?

Can you believe he was still talking about a World title fight?.

I know! What a tool. How many embarrassing losses does he need before he realises he just hasn't got what it takes? Gary Mason has more chance of a title shot than Audley

what time is the DLH-Pac fight on?

After the loss?

Nah yesterday at the weigh in.

Nah yesterday at the weigh in.

Meh, he'll still be talking about it.

Meh, he'll still be talking about it.

Just like the Scousers.

Just like the Scousers.

Aye, the tarts don't know when they're beat.

Khan beat the IRA`s man.

Khan beat the IRA`s man.

How did he beat him? KO?

How did he beat him? KO?

2nd round, corner threw in towel

How did he beat him? KO?

His corner threw the towel in but Mickey Vann let it go on a little bit longer so Khan could get a coupleof free digs in. It was a total mismatch and anyone who paid for the PPV got mugged.

Good old Mickey Van ignored the towell for a few seconds :lol1:.

Froch and Pascal are taking some big shots RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE!

Who's watching this Froch scrap? It's a belter....

Who's watching this Froch scrap? It's a belter....

That it bloody is. They're both beating the bejesus out of each other.

And the neeewwwwwwww...

WBC Super middleweight champion of the worlddddd! Carl Froch!

I tell you what fellas, now that I've had a bit of time to digest that fight, it were bleeding **** weren't it. Froch's got a good defence but he's got a glass jaw and neither of em were prepared to trade much were they? But at least Froch's mom is a stunner. She's bloody gorgeous so she is.

I think i'm going to knock one out over this fight.

Corker!.

Red k this fella down the pipe:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4425091&postcount=4

What an arse.

Red k this fella down the pipe:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4425091&postcount=4

What an arse.

He does sound a bit similar to some cunt who was spouting bollocks on one of those little chat rooms the tards use on justintv

It was a good fight, but bloody frustrating watching Froch.

He's got good boxing skills but doesn't use them. He wont win in a war against a more experienced fighter.

Froch's defence was just laughable.

I got through a fair amount of Stella during that fight. Good pair of blokes.

He's lucky that Alan blessed him with a granite jaw.

Aye I had a few cans meself during that. Also did a fair amount of shouting at the telly.

Red that castertroy is Macchamp. He made a lame thread including a video of him shadow boxing in his room, I checked and he's taken the video off now.

Seriously, my nan could beat him up.

Froch's chin is 100% steel (as are his balls).

I got through a fair amount of Stella during that fight. Good pair of blokes.

Sadly due to the credit crunch, i was forced to pick up Carlsberg for tonight and by God coming of Stella, it feels like i'm drinking water.

Jambo that Mac Champ fell is a royal tart!.

Sadly due to the credit crunch, i was forced to pick up Carlsberg for tonight and by God coming of Stella, it feels like i'm drinking water.

Jambo that Mac Champ fell is a royal tart!.

I tried calling him out but he ducked me. He replied but deleted it before I could read it.

I wish you could have seen that video, it was classic.

If Carlsberg made fat **** comedy boxers....

I was going to lay a pwnage on him but when i came to the conclusion he is either under 16 or mentally challegend.

Sadly due to the credit crunch, i was forced to pick up Carlsberg for tonight and by God coming of Stella, it feels like i'm drinking water.

Jambo that Mac Champ fell is a royal tart!.

The credit crunch does suck. I can't afford a 1k Hugo Boss coat now so I'll have to get by on my movie star looks and new hair cut alone

The credit crunch does suck. I can't afford a 1k Hugo Boss coat now so I'll have to get by on my movie star looks and new hair cut alone

I'm the same, I had to go from a 2K gucci jacket, to a 1k boss jacket. At least I get more ***** in one night than you lot will have in yer whole life. Viva la Frogs.

I'm the same, I had to go from a 2K gucci jacket, to a 1k boss jacket. At least I get more ***** in one night than you lot will have in yer whole life. Viva la Frogs.

I feelin that bro. If it wasn't for my enormous tackle I'd be nothing but a slimy little crackhead chav who has only seen ***** on the screen that I hide behind.

These are hard times fellas. I've been forced to sell me 1k boss jacket on the local market due to this bloody credit crunch, and now when I'm telling someone how hard I am I can't say "I'd kick yer arse without even taking off my 1k boss jacket". That hurts more than words can express fellas. It hurts deep.

My 1500 posts per month is further proof that I am superior to you Anglais Chiennes.

But everyone else is a geek and a computer nerd for knowing how to put a link or post an image in a post.

I just thank Alan we've got the Limey Lounge.

Christmas can give itself one big kick in the cunt before i say goodbye to my internet connection.

These are hard times fellas. I've been forced to sell me 1k boss jacket on the local market due to this bloody credit crunch, and now when I'm telling someone how hard I am I can't say "I'd kick yer arse without even taking off my 1k boss jacket". That hurts more than words can express fellas. It hurts deep.

The cunt has just sent me a friend request and left a smarmy little "I wanna be your friend" message on my profile!! **** me sideways with an anvil.

I think he's just about to log out so he can go out on the town and shag some fit birds. Translated that means he's going to log out of his JCC account and log in to his IronMike account and then just continue posting.

The cunt has just sent me a friend request and left a smarmy little "I wanna be your friend" message on my profile!! **** me sideways with an anvil.

Jesus, Mary and cabbage patch kids loving Joseph! That's a turn up for the books. I hope you did the righteous thing and rejected the bloody frogs advances.

He did that to me once, then he kept messaging me saying, I'm off to the gym now. 3 hours later the cunt still hadn't left the forum.

What a sad cunt he really is.:sad:

Jesus, Mary and cabbage patch kids loving Joseph! That's a turn up for the books. I hope you did the righteous thing and rejected the bloody frogs advances.

You bet your sweet ass (and it is such a sweet ass) that I did. :fing02:

You bet your sweet ass (and it is such a sweet ass) that I did. :fing02:

Good man. Alan and your fellow countrymen are proud of you.

Good man. Alan and your fellow countrymen are proud of you.

Praise be to Alan

Chaps, i ventured over to ********Boxing.

I made two posts and i think i'll be leaving it at that. The place is ****.

Alright fellas? I only went and Missed the Froch fight.

Froch was in Japan when the atom bombs were dropped. Caught him right on the chin, and the cunt didn't even blink.

Froch's more deserving of the Moniker "Superman" than Roid Jones ever was.

A true man of steel.

Froch's defence of allowing his opponents to tee off on him is very cunning.

Froch's defence of allowing his opponents to tee off on him is very cunning.


I like the way he protected his hands and arms by blocking shots with his chin. Archie Moore would be proud.

What time does the De La Hoya fight start?

What time does the De La Hoya fight start?

There is one more fight before the main event and according to the commentator, that fight is 10 mins away so, probably 45 minutes tops Laddie

I like the way he protected his hands and arms by blocking shots with his chin. Archie Moore would be proud.

He's got some slick moves as our Carl. I think it's that schnozzle of his. Like a bat uses sonar, Froch uses some form of mapping technique using that snout.

What time does the De La Hoya fight start?

Have yer got a sopcast link, Laddie?

I've got a link, but it's not very good.

If you fellas come across a quality link, send it this way.

There is one more fight before the main event and according to the commentator, that fight is 10 mins away so, probably 45 minutes tops Laddie

Cheers, babes.

How good is the HBO production?.

It's 3 am and i'm on my feet in my living room shadow boxing in my dressing gown.

How good is the HBO production?.

It's 3 am and i'm on my feet in my living room shadow boxing in my dressing gown.

As am I. True brothers of the sweet science :luvbed:

Cheers, babes.

My pleasure sweet cheeks

As am I. True brothers of the sweet science :luvbed:

I feel invincible in my dressing gown.

I'd definitely fancy me chances against this De La Hoya fella :boxing:.

Ortiz is smokin' this fool.

I feel invincible in my dressing gown.

I'd definitely fancy me chances against this De La Hoya fella :boxing:.

De La Hoya is ducking my dressing gown

Ortiz is smokin' this fool.

His opponent is the definition of gormless.

Sweet. Time for the main event :boxing: Who are you fellas picking? I'm going for Pacman by late stoppage

His opponent is the definition of gormless.

He gets this from me: :thumbsdow

I feel invincible in my dressing gown.

I'd definitely fancy me chances against this De La Hoya fella :boxing:.


I feel ten feet tall in me dressing gown. I think I might encorporate it into my daytime wear. No cunt would mess with me on the streets if I was wearing my gown.

Sweet. Time for the main event :boxing: Who are you fellas picking? I'm going for Pacman by late stoppage

Carlsberg and a slice of pepperoni pizza.

Want me to slip yer a portion?.

Laddie, can yer send me the sopcast link you've got? My last stream just got plugged.

Carlsberg and a slice of pepperoni pizza.

Want me to slip yer a portion?.

I'd love to be slipped a portion. And if there is any pizza and beer going, I'll have some of that too :luvbed:

Ortiz is accurate as fook.

I feel ten feet tall in me dressing gown. I think I might encorporate it into my daytime wear. No cunt would mess with me on the streets if I was wearing my gown.

I hear you Southpaw, i feel people will mistake it for a mental breakdown though. They accused our hero Bruno of losing his mind just for riding his bike in bare feet, the cheek of these people.

Real men wear dressing gowns.

"Do cry for Medina Argentina" lolz.

I'd love to be slipped a portion. And if there is any pizza and beer going, I'll have some of that too :luvbed:

It's on its way and you're in luck Roger, it's coming with an extra topping of me special sauce.

It's on its way and you're in luck Roger, it's coming with an extra topping of me special sauce.

:moon: I'm ready mate. Serve it up

:moon: I'm ready mate. Serve it up

Me first :luvbed:

There's plenty of me to around fellas :flirt:.

The Yanks love the stats don't they. The bio's on the judges are almost perverse.

Did yer know Pac is 10 inches and Oscar 9?

How we diddlin fellas.

Me first :luvbed:

There's plenty of me to around fellas :flirt:.

:bukkake: Result!!! Nothing but nut

Did yer know Pac is 10 inches and Oscar 9?

Girth? ................

Girth? ................

Nah, cavity depth.

Girth? ................

:luvbed: We can only hope Laddie, we can only hope.

Larry Merchant & Bruce Forsyth, a transatlantic tale of two brothers seperated at birth.

Girth? ................

Indeed. Of their fists or something.

I think we both know what they were refering to. A pair of Stallions are fighting tonight.

Indeed. Of their fists or something.

I think we both know what they were refering to. A pair of Stallions are fighting tonight.

If Oscar truly has got a 9 inch fist then my sex dreams just got even better!!

Jesus fookin' wept, the Yanks have to make a disgrace of their own anthem again.

Anyone got a stream for the fight?

I hate that kind of shakey voice singing. Like her voicebox has parkinsons.

****ing anthems!

I hate that kind of shakey voice singing. Like her voicebox has parkinsons.

I'd rather have Parkinsons than Alzheimers. It's better to spill half your pint than forget where you put it

Those singers need to be taught what a syllable is.

Cunts!

I'd rather have Parkinsons than Alzheimers. It's better to spill half your pint than forget where you put it


What about yer voicebox having parkinsons? Means yer can't even ask for a pint.

What about yer voicebox having parkinsons? Means yer can't even ask for a pint.

Now that is a thought to strike fear in the bravest of bum boys

Did the Pinoys boo the US anthem? I'm guessing not...

The size difference is hilarious.

Manny's embarrassing Oscar.

The size difference is hilarious.


Can you believe Pac is heavier?

The little fella is lookin good.