!! Anorak
01-28-2006, 10:42 AM
... I'm a peaceful guy. I like chatting **** on here sometimes, but I'm into making love (with Jack and Godzhand), not war.
So here's my guide to a peaceful resolution to troubles in the world:
1. The Orange Marches. You ever see this? Some Protestants (colour: orange) every year march down a certain area in Ireland that's the turf of Catholics (colour: green) and it all kicks off.
The solution? Why not wear orange and green stripes? So you're effectively saying "I'm on nobody's side - I want to be friends with everyone." While you're there, take down a bottle of coke and some biscuits and things. Make friends. Otherwise... why not stop walking down their in the first ****ing place??? I mean, how ****ing thick are these Irish guys anyway? "Ah, Jayzus, I walk down de street and get de **** kicked outta me, so I do." Well DON'T DO IT then.
2. Troubles in the Middle East. I still can't understand why there's never been an attempt to resolve these issues. Yeah, I know it's an extreme situation, but it's been how many years now since it reached flashpoint? Yet still there's been no attempt at a DIPLOMATIC resolution. Okay, that won't happen with the guy who's currently President, but look at what the twat's done: America suffered a terrorist attack from an organisation that couldn't be adequately traced... so Bush tried to convince everyone that an organisation that has NO relation to Al Quaeda is a viable target.
"Hurrah," says Bush, "Now I can watch Eye-racki soccer". Yeah, you can, you redneck twat, but what about the people that launched the terrorist attack on the States, and followed it up with an attack on Spain and London? The fact remains that you've still done next to **** ALL to resolve that situation, and pretending that Saddam Hussein was behind it all is fooling no one.
The solution? Do whatever appropriate military action is deemed necessary, but at least try and open up communications with Al Quaeda. If we're going to destroy all of our tomorrows, at least let us wreck the world knowing someone was out looking for an alternative.
List more world problems here and I'll solve 'em!
So here's my guide to a peaceful resolution to troubles in the world:
1. The Orange Marches. You ever see this? Some Protestants (colour: orange) every year march down a certain area in Ireland that's the turf of Catholics (colour: green) and it all kicks off.
The solution? Why not wear orange and green stripes? So you're effectively saying "I'm on nobody's side - I want to be friends with everyone." While you're there, take down a bottle of coke and some biscuits and things. Make friends. Otherwise... why not stop walking down their in the first ****ing place??? I mean, how ****ing thick are these Irish guys anyway? "Ah, Jayzus, I walk down de street and get de **** kicked outta me, so I do." Well DON'T DO IT then.
2. Troubles in the Middle East. I still can't understand why there's never been an attempt to resolve these issues. Yeah, I know it's an extreme situation, but it's been how many years now since it reached flashpoint? Yet still there's been no attempt at a DIPLOMATIC resolution. Okay, that won't happen with the guy who's currently President, but look at what the twat's done: America suffered a terrorist attack from an organisation that couldn't be adequately traced... so Bush tried to convince everyone that an organisation that has NO relation to Al Quaeda is a viable target.
"Hurrah," says Bush, "Now I can watch Eye-racki soccer". Yeah, you can, you redneck twat, but what about the people that launched the terrorist attack on the States, and followed it up with an attack on Spain and London? The fact remains that you've still done next to **** ALL to resolve that situation, and pretending that Saddam Hussein was behind it all is fooling no one.
The solution? Do whatever appropriate military action is deemed necessary, but at least try and open up communications with Al Quaeda. If we're going to destroy all of our tomorrows, at least let us wreck the world knowing someone was out looking for an alternative.
List more world problems here and I'll solve 'em!