View Full Version : If forced at gunpoint to choose.....


Mike Tyson Jr.
01-25-2006, 04:24 PM
which one would you
pork up the ass?
prince or michael jackson?


I think id pick Prince
cuz he is smallish, and dainty
like a girl.
He twinkly

Oasis_Lad
01-25-2006, 04:25 PM
i never thought anything would beat which boxer has the nicest body

RAESAAD
01-25-2006, 04:26 PM
which one would you
pork up the ass?
prince or michael jackson?


I think id pick Prince
cuz he is smallish, and dainty
like a girl.
He twinkly
Come on can't I have a 3some with them both? :3some:

jack_the_rippuh
01-25-2006, 04:27 PM
I'd pick Michael Jackson.
He has that hair you can grab on while hitting it from the back.

Mike Tyson Jr.
01-25-2006, 04:29 PM
I'd pick Michael Jackson.
He has that hair you can grab on while hitting it from the back.\


that would be a real 'thriller'

{BrownBomber}
01-25-2006, 04:36 PM
If Mike Jacks you off he has protection already and plus youll be banging black that looks like white.


Compared to Prince if he does the same he will lick it off his hand and he looks like he would be tighter, so I cant decide who.

-Jay-
01-25-2006, 04:48 PM
I'd tell the guy holding the gun to go **** himself, so he'd shoot me. Problem solved.... :D

Dr.Depravity
01-25-2006, 08:40 PM
Prince, no doubt. Hell Id **** prince for free. :D

.::EnRiQuE::.
01-25-2006, 08:41 PM
I'd pick Michael Jackson.
He has that hair you can grab on while hitting it from the back.
i'd make micheal feel the pain that he makes lil kids feel... :(

Pico Hollywood
01-25-2006, 09:18 PM
I'd say Shoot me *****

Memorex
01-25-2006, 09:21 PM
Prince, no doubt. Hell Id **** prince for free. :D
im glad im not the only one

{BrownBomber}
01-25-2006, 09:21 PM
reminds me of a spanish joke,ill translate as best I can.

I group of 20 graduating priest are taking their final test, it was to see if they could resist temptation. They were all gathered in room,naked with a bell wrapped around their penis.All of a sudden one of the young nuns comes out and shows her breast.....and nothing no sound from the bells.Then she shows them her ass..........and nothing no sound from the bells.Then she bends over and one of the guys bell goes clunk clunk clunk and flies across the room. The poor guy looks around and no one else's bell had even moved.........nothing,he felt disgraced and ran across the room to pick up the bell that fell.As soon as he bent over to pick it up clank clank clank clank............ALL the ****ing bells where flying across the room.

{BrownBomber}
01-25-2006, 09:53 PM
biatches dont appre..............care about a good translated joke?

Memorex
01-25-2006, 10:02 PM
biatches dont appre..............care about a good translated joke?
its funnier in spanish

PBDS
01-25-2006, 10:31 PM
....Dumbest ****ing poll ever. What a stupid question. Of course I would pick Prince. :)

the texas kid
01-25-2006, 11:12 PM
any dude answering that question with any answer other than id rather die than pork another guy is a flaming homo :mad:

Memorex
01-25-2006, 11:13 PM
any dude answering that question with any answer other than id rather die than pork another guy is a flaming homo :mad:
hey calm down kid, prince is kinda pretty :cool:

Sweat
01-25-2006, 11:20 PM
I would honestly bang Prince.. He already sounds like he's moaning while he is singing and it makes me horny...

the texas kid
01-25-2006, 11:23 PM
dont make me go to the tranny card memerox

Memorex
01-25-2006, 11:24 PM
dont make me go to the tranny card memerox
what card? i dont know you ;)

the texas kid
01-25-2006, 11:26 PM
lol oh yeah i 4got thanx for the karma anyway

!!Captain
01-25-2006, 11:30 PM
Jackson, as long as he is singing "Will You Be There" (from "Free Willy") at the same time, that's the only way.

!!Captain
01-25-2006, 11:31 PM
i never thought anything would beat which boxer has the nicest body
LMAO, Junior at his best :D :D :D

Mike Tyson Jr.
01-28-2006, 10:18 AM
any dude answering that question with any answer other than id rather die than pork another guy is a flaming homo :mad:




i guess you didnt see
Princes outfit during
the lovesexy tour

MetalVomit
01-28-2006, 10:20 AM
which one would you
pork up the ass?
prince or michael jackson?


I think id pick Prince
cuz he is smallish, and dainty
like a girl.
He twinkly


LMAO! Someone's alter-ego has a man-crush onThe Purple One. I'll bet he'd be playing "The most beautiful girl in the world" while he was violating you, you sicko. :)

domzkidot
01-28-2006, 10:24 AM
before it was who has the nicest body and you're excuse was laila ali, whats going to be ur excuse now? **** id rather die man, id die fighting though

Mike Tyson Jr.
01-28-2006, 10:26 AM
before it was who has the nicest body and you're excuse was laila ali, whats going to be ur excuse now? **** id rather die man, id die fighting though




heres my excuse.
ni99a i want to live
if someone put a gun
in my face and threatened my
life i would pork anyone up the ass
so he would not shoot me.