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People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?

Your too much you just crack me up....... :lol1: *looks around for momita to come in here and rip Anorak a new one*

...Yeah I kind of know what you mean and I have never done that. It is funny at times and one of my favortie posters on here does it quite often so I won't tallk too much **** about it. Somehow it's cute when Momita does it.

rock stedy man!

that **** pisses me off too

*gives so n so a hug*

*so n so says fucc u!!!!* lol

or those hors****ers that talk about "wanna cyber"?

WTF?? go get a ****in prostitue a reeal women u dum ****1
thas y yall dont get laid n e way jakin off to a computer gurl whos prolly a ****iin man n e way. ***ots

man im wit u on this 1!!

...Yeah I kind of know what you mean and I have never done that. It is funny at times and one of my favortie posters on here does it quite often so I won't tallk too much **** about it. Somehow it's cute when Momita does it.

Momita is exempt from this because Momita is cool... however she is the ONLY person who is allowed to do it.

And **** that ****, "I have never done". I was in chat with you last month and you posted

* Puts Peanut Butter on Dick *

You ****in' liar!

rock stedy man!

that **** pisses me off too

*gives so n so a hug*

*so n so says fucc u!!!!* lol

or those hors****ers that talk about "wanna cyber"?

WTF?? go get a ****in prostitue a reeal women u dum ****1
thas y yall dont get laid n e way jakin off to a computer gurl whos prolly a ****iin man n e way. ***ots

man im wit u on this 1!!

I hear ya brother! :)

Momita is exempt from this because Momita is cool... however she is the ONLY person who is allowed to do it.

And **** that ****, "I have never done". I was in chat with you last month and you posted

* Puts Peanut Butter on Dick *

You ****in' liar!


...Oh **** I forgot about that. I actually did that though, and I have the pics to prove it.

Momita gets a bye but in general I know what you mean. I think the pathetic ones are the cases where it's a sort of surrogate social life, writing in all these little pretend actions to their e-friends. Like they spend all their lives on the computer so they have to pretend that they're actually sitting around with the other losers they're posting with all the time.

...Oh **** I forgot about that. I actually did that though, and I have the pics to prove it.

Well that's okay then. :)


And Bumbardier... I hear ya. I think in some ways it's a very cliquey way to ingratiate. And usually it's in a group of *****y old women who'd really tear each other a new one behind closed doors.

* *****es about the size of the other poster's ass *

And Bumbardier... I hear ya. I think in some ways it's a very cliquey way to ingratiate. And usually it's in a group of *****y old women who'd really tear each other a new one behind closed doors.

* *****es about the size of the other poster's ass *

* Shakes head sadly over Anorak's secret desire to see old women fight behind closed doors *

* No you ****ing didn't *

*hands new http://www.nonsensesoftware.com/Files/David/ass.jpg to Anorak*

Momita's cool. :luvbed:

*waves at Anorak*
*again & again*

* :D *

* I saw it :D *

*gives group hug and kisses to annie and momita*





you ****in love it dont u annie *smiling and typing furiously til it goes stiff*

i feel the luv here

*sticks a toilet paper tube in the gas tank and inhales deeply*

*sticks a toilet paper tube in the gas tank and inhales deeply*

*non chalantly refills toilet paper roll before gLobE sticks it in his tailpipe & inhales*

No. 1 in a series:


People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?
Hey! i LOVE those actions posts and yes, it IS usually women, which makes it even more funny. that is momita's trade mark and it is funny as hell! i bet she really does those actions!! :cool:

there are so many annoying things online, this one you really find annoying????? :confused:

When Momita - and ONLY Momita - does it, it's cute.

No. 1 in a series:


People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?



*shows penis*

*shows penis*YOU SONOFA*****. YOU BEAT ME TO IT. THATS MY "CATCH ACTION"

YOU SONOFA*****. YOU BEAT ME TO IT. THATS MY "CATCH ACTION"


Sorry homie I seen it I took it.

No. 1 in a series:


People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?




a guy who does that a lot
is abdeil look at all his posts.
he will prolly stop now that
i pointed him out.

Nightcrawler? :)

No. 1 in a series:


People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?

lol yeah i know wht u mean :D
*falls of chair laffing*

***Finds old as hell Anorak thread and bumps it***

Yes I fockin did !

good bump ninja

*scratches scrotum*

No. 1 in a series:


People who put actions in brackets as if they're "virtually" doing something.

You know the kind of twee, asinine fannies I'm talking about. You'll say to the cunts "we'll have to go and have a beer sometime" or something like that.

Next thing you know the cunts will go:

* Takes sip of vodka and dances round room merrily *


I mean, **** a CUNT! You know what I mean? How ****ing twee, twattish and downright ****ing GAY can you get?!!!!!?

What really annoys me is that it's just BULL****. Someone should post back:

* No you ****ing didn't *


I mean, if you're going to do that prissy bull**** at least back it up. Post something like:

* Gets fanny out and takes several photos as evidence *

Then when someone asks you to back it up, upload the pics. But I just can't stand the ****er... it's like what you'd do if you were a member of Church Group or Scouts or some ****ing thing. It's so ****ing TWEE even thinking about the ****er nearly gives me an anyeurism.

I've sometimes been in Chat Rooms (or as I lovingly know them, "rooms full of cunts") and then always someone who posts stuff like:

* runs across room and gives [name of another poster] a hug *


First of all - you didn't run **** ALL ANYWHERE... it ain't a real room, you stupid *****. If you wanna real room, take the kitchen - and do the washing up! (Sorry, but it's usually women, ain't it?)

And secondly - NO YOU ****ING DIDN'T!!! Stop wasting my bastard time with your rancid pap.



You know what I mean?


*shows penis*

*Sticks **** in Anorak's mouth to shut his old ***** ass up*

*grabs camera*

*grabs camera*

*Gestures to camera while ramming member down the Coventry cunt's throat*

I do this **** occasionally lol

Things that irritate me, people who ignore you. If you have a problem with me just tell me, don't ignore my questions. That is just soooo irritating and proves your way 2 immature to handle a conversation between adults. :pat:

I just can't let go of things, if someone is mad at me and I have no clue what I did..I gotta know! :ugh:

Another thing is, people who make big deals out of nothing. Like say you are having a bad week you go off alittle..then they try to make it seem like your crazy. Another thing they say your acting weird(when it's them) or trying to say you do/did things you know you didn't do. I have come to a conclusion that they are bi polar. I have no clue why but I keep meeting those people online. I gotta figure out what it is that I'm doing..lol

Things that irritate me, people who ignore you. If you have a problem with me just tell me, don't ignore my questions. That is just soooo irritating and proves your way 2 immature to handle a conversation between adults. :pat:

I just can't let go of things, if someone is mad at me and I have no clue what I did..I gotta know! :ugh:

Another thing is, people who make big deals out of nothing. Like say you are having a bad week you go off alittle..then they try to make it seem like your crazy. Another thing they say your acting weird(when it's them) or trying to say you do/did things you know you didn't do. I have come to a conclusion that they are bi polar. I have no clue why but I keep meeting those people online. I gotta figure out what it is that I'm doing..lol


it's the interweb that's the problem.

it's the interweb that's the problem.

is that something spiderman is responsible for?? :thinking:

I don't know ask him?

I don't know ask him?

where is he?? :)

Wow... so much ANGER in this thread, so much genuine RAGE. It's like reading a post from Michael Richards. Was this was prime Anorak was all about - the RAGE?