who wins this epic battle to prove once and for all who the biggest turd burglar in the land is?

Simmons dances around the ring throwing a wrist flicking type jab at Wlad, and periodically moves in with a flurry of slaps (kinda like a gay sugar ray leonard) which all land because wlad (also gay) is too busy looking at richards short shorts.

Simmons by UD.

Simmons by late stoppage

i guess richard.

who wins this epic battle to prove once and for all who the biggest turd burglar in the land is?
Man Wlad iz gay no doubt but Simmons takes the cake over most.

richard simmons wins and then lets wlad have it as a reward for a good fight.

I belive it would be simmons!