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The1God
01-12-2005, 12:22 PM
Artist Selling His Snot Ball For $20K

LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- A London artist who collected mucus from his nose for two years and displayed the resulting ball of snot at four separate art exhibitions is now ready to part with his prized possession -- to the tune of roughly $20,000.

James Robert Ford's brussels sprout-sized "Bogey Ball" now rests in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he is seeking an art collector to take possession of it.

He wants no less than 10,000 British pounds for the mucus blob, explaining that each booger is a part of his body and it would be impossible for anyone to replicate.

In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all the different places I have been and people I've met."

So far, the artist has only received offers in the 100-to-500-pound range, but he says his snot is worth much more than that.

His desired price breaks down to roughly 10 pounds per piece of mucus -- or about $18 U.S.

How does Ford feel about parting with his notorious piece of art? He says, "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time, it's hard not to have any money."

neils7147933
01-12-2005, 12:24 PM
I wonder how much I could get for the crusty gym sock I keep under my mattress.

tntkid
01-12-2005, 01:04 PM
I wonder how much I could get for the crusty gym sock I keep under my mattress.

Lmfao..............hahaha

kepsy
01-12-2005, 01:49 PM
damn.... all this time I been flicking away priceless art!!

Boxerdog
01-12-2005, 11:44 PM
Kepsy,
Your avatar has "canary legs".

kepsy
01-12-2005, 11:59 PM
Kepsy,
Your avatar has "canary legs".
don't matter much to me, i'd still do her dog.

The1God
01-13-2005, 12:05 AM
Ive started saving eyelashes,nose hair, ear hair and ear wax, one of those should make me a fortune! :eek:

phallus
01-13-2005, 01:27 AM
snot eh? can we sell other bodily discharges / fluids as well?

The1God
01-13-2005, 08:58 AM
Why not try? Throw it up on ebay and say it looks like Moses or something

elveiel
01-13-2005, 09:03 AM
WTF!?! :eek: :confused: