View Full Version : Different scenarios for the A-Team (caution!)


!! Anorak
01-06-2006, 07:07 PM
I was just having a conversation with someone about how the A-Team was not good TV, in a sense, but it was also GREAT TV at the same time, if you see what I mean.

Anyway, in the middle of this, I came up with a new idea - what if BA Barracus had really bad bowel trouble and diarroea while he was in the show?

Imagine that - they've just converted the van and they're driving out when all of a sudden he drops his guts and stinks the whole ****in' van out.

Hannibal's chomping a cigar and shooting his rifle, while Mr.T's there doing a monster curler in his pants. All of a sudden like a chimp at the zoo he starts scraping the **** out of his pants and chucking it at the villains of the week.

His catchphrase would be "I pity the fool who don't **** in his own pants". Would this make the A-Team better/worse, or am I (pardon the pun) talking ****?




Oh God, I'm pissed again...

PBDS
01-06-2006, 07:33 PM
I was just having a conversation with someone about how the A-Team was not good TV, in a sense, but it was also GREAT TV at the same time, if you see what I mean.

Anyway, in the middle of this, I came up with a new idea - what if BA Barracus had really bad bowel trouble and diarroea while he was in the show?

Imagine that - they've just converted the van and they're driving out when all of a sudden he drops his guts and stinks the whole ****in' van out.

Hannibal's chomping a cigar and shooting his rifle, while Mr.T's there doing a monster curler in his pants. All of a sudden like a chimp at the zoo he starts scraping the **** out of his pants and chucking it at the villains of the week.

His catchphrase would be "I pity the fool who don't **** in his own pants". Would this make the A-Team better/worse, or am I (pardon the pun) talking ****?




Oh God, I'm pissed again...


...Anorak, your one drunk/twisted **** sometimes. I still love ya like a long lost brother though. "I pity the fool who don't **** his pants". lol lol lol

!! Anorak
01-06-2006, 08:34 PM
...Anorak, your one drunk/twisted **** sometimes. I still love ya like a long lost brother though. "I pity the fool who don't **** his pants". lol lol lol
Why haven't you been in my place for a bit, Peanut Butter? You too busy organising lynchings, bwoy?

I've got Toney-Holyfield going up this weekend...

The Ensanity
01-06-2006, 09:16 PM
i had to be there

!! Anorak
01-06-2006, 09:24 PM
i had to be there
Say what? :confused:

Oh, you're saying you don't like my idea, right?

The Noose
01-06-2006, 10:05 PM
I love all of it apart from the scraping his own **** from his pants, and throwing it.

Id like to just see Mr T squirm and strain, and maybe break out into a sweat whilst curled up in a ball, kaking himself silly for an hour each week.

And every now and again Murdock runs up and kicks him in his arse and calls him a cunt.

!! Anorak
01-07-2006, 06:40 AM
I love all of it apart from the scraping his own **** from his pants, and throwing it.

Id like to just see Mr T squirm and strain, and maybe break out into a sweat whilst curled up in a ball, kaking himself silly for an hour each week.

And every now and again Murdock runs up and kicks him in his arse and calls him a cunt.

What, and gets a ****ty foot?

Maybe Murdoch throws the **** for him, how about that?