Have you guys ever experience this? Is there any way to prevent it?

Have you guys ever experience this? Is there any way to prevent it?
I think every male has experienced it when they are younger......try to think about baseball or something boring so you don't get too excited because thats basically what it boils down to as a matter of fact when I was in H.S. my best friend and I went to his dad about this and he said ah you ****ing kids act like you have never been there before you know like thoses dip **** football players who go nuts when they get a first down......he said calm the **** down and act like you have been there before.

I think every male has experienced it when they are younger......try to think about baseball or something boring so you don't get too excited because thats basically what it boils down to as a matter of fact when I was in H.S. my best friend and I went to his dad about this and he said ah you ****ing kids act like you have never been there before you know like thoses dip **** football players who go nuts when they get a first down......he said calm the **** down and act like you have been there before.

holy ****.. I though I was the only one experiencing this kinda ****. I mean, its not my first time but my first time was like a long time ago when I was 14 and never had sex since then. Yesterday, I got premature and its ****ing embarassing. I know its funny to you guys but it ****ing bugs the hell out of me

holy ****.. I though I was the only one experiencing this kinda ****. I mean, its not my first time but my first time was like a long time ago when I was 14 and never had sex since then. Yesterday, I got premature and its ****ing embarassing. I know its funny to you guys but it ****ing bugs the hell out of me
It happens to every guy especially when they are young like 21 and under it is your nerves and over excitment.........either way just amke sure you can recover quickly and bust that **** up reall good the second time.LOL don't feel bad any man who says it has never happened is lying just like the ****ers who swear they don't jerk off come on get real!!! :cool:

Ive never really had trouble.
But to last longer I picture Tyson. Seruiously, that works!

Or doing some maths. Im crap at maths.

Ive never really had trouble.
But to last longer I picture Tyson. Seruiously, that works!

Or doing some maths. Im crap at maths.
lmfao, make up for your pj by eating your jizz outta that *****.

if ya always pj, consider consulting your gp. seriously

thinkin about math always does it if i feel like im gonna pop too soon...here's one for you: 2 plus two is four, four plus four is eight, eight plus eight is sixteen...do that for a minute and youll forget why youre there.

another good way is just focus more on foreplay, that way you dont have to last as long to get her off.

Try rubbin' one off before you go out. The second nut is always harder to bust. Never go out with a loaded pistola'. Try switching positions when you feel like you are getting close to nutting. Try thinking of the consequences of nutting to soon. You know she will tell all her girlfriends that you are a 2 pump chump, and then you'll have to move out of the country because your never gonna' get laid around there any more. Take your time you got all night. :D

Try rubbin' one off before you go out. The second nut is always harder to bust. Never go out with a loaded pistola'. Try switching positions when you feel like you are getting close to nutting. Try thinking of the consequences of nutting to soon. You know she will tell all her girlfriends that you are a 2 pump chump, and then you'll have to move out of the country because your never gonna' get laid around there any more. Take your time you got all night. :D
This coming from a guy who last got laid in 1998.

This coming from a guy who last got laid in 1998.
1997 *******! Get it straight. Besides its like riding a bike right. Once you learn you never forget. :D

1997 *******! Get it straight. Besides its like riding a bike right. Once you learn you never forget. :D
Make sweet bets with me.

What did you want to bet on.

My thursday bets.

Where in fantacy bets?

Where in fantacy bets?
Yes dude. :rolleyes:

yeah man dont worry it happens to everyone there was a point me n my gf didnt do it for awhile n i hadnt been jerkin it often either just dont worry n settle down

Just choke it a couple of times man, thats all.

Am I the only guy here that knows how to have Multiple Orgasms without having to take a break after each bust? Im only 19 and already know how to do this.

Am I the only guy here that knows how to have Multiple Orgasms without having to take a break after each bust? Im only 19 and already know how to do this.
i dont need breaks either, im a machine in bed :cool:

Am I the only guy here that knows how to have Multiple Orgasms without having to take a break after each bust? Im only 19 and already know how to do this.
yeah but i just like to do it lay down n hopefully she'll bring me a sandwhich

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I can have multiple orgasms but can't cum multiple times, like maybe cum say 3 times but can have more orgasms than that. just hold it like you do when you have to piss real bad. you still get the orgasm.

and yeah I've prematurely ejaculated but usually for me that's like an hour or so in, and pretty much that was b/c I said "ah **** it, I wanna cum now." I'm not bragging, I just **** until the girl stops us. so I've never been for less than 2 hours.

Ive never really had trouble.
But to last longer I picture Tyson. Seruiously, that works!

Or doing some maths. Im crap at maths.

:confused:

I can have multiple orgasms but can't cum multiple times, like maybe cum say 3 times but can have more orgasms than that. just hold it like you do when you have to piss real bad. you still get the orgasm.

and yeah I've prematurely ejaculated but usually for me that's like an hour or so in, and pretty much that was b/c I said "ah **** it, I wanna cum now." I'm not bragging, I just **** until the girl stops us. so I've never been for less than 2 hours.
i can think of someone who doesnt know how to count.

ive never managed more than about 15minutes per cum.
also after a few times my dick hurts, goes slightly numb,
leaving me feeling like im pumpin away for next to nothing

i can think of someone who doesnt know how to count.

ive never managed more than about 15minutes per cum.
also after a few times my dick hurts, goes slightly numb,
leaving me feeling like im pumpin away for next to nothing
I can think of someone who can shut the **** up.

What the hell? I can't count? Doesn't even make sense.

I can think of someone who can shut the **** up.

What the hell? I can't count? Doesn't even make sense.
ive been trying for yrs to improve my staying power.
yet you can **** without cumming for more than 2hrs.

it seems as ridiculous as saying youve got a 25" ****.

i accept you may be telling the truth, but seems unbelievable

ive been trying for yrs to improve my staying power.
yet you can **** without cumming for more than 2hrs.

it seems as ridiculous as saying youve got a 25" ****.

i accept you may be telling the truth, but seems unbelievable
umm okay. So you think I'm making up control. I can give you advice for getting some for yourself. It's actually not hard to do. PM me and I'll tell you how.

Mind Over Splatter

had to share this classic with yall

Have you guys ever experience this?


no I haven't...and I have never jerked off either :D

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ive been trying for yrs to improve my staying power.
yet you can **** without cumming for more than 2hrs.

it seems as ridiculous as saying youve got a 25" ****.

i accept you may be telling the truth, but seems unbelievable


Hes not making this up because I can do this too. I bust intill my girl says she cant no more. Its not ridiculous,it just goes to show you need loooooots of help. Do you even know about your PC muscle? The reason so many people dont know this is because there are lots of hard headed people that feel that learning something about improving your sex life is lame. While the hardheaded people think that, im out there having sex from 11:00 pm till 4 or 5 in the morning depending on how long my girl can hang with me. Even girls have a PC muscle that they can exercise to keep their ***** tight. If you wana know how, let me know. If you do, your gana feel like something from heaven came down to bless you.

its the muscle that makes your dick move up and down when you contract it. do it over and over

Nope i have never experienced it.

keep in mind boys that lasting longer definitely does not mean "better" lovin. ;)
personally, i would rather have several medium lasting sessions than one long lovin session lasting 2 hours straight. :p

also, i am a female and even i know tricks of the trade on how guys can last longer. you have tons of options!!!

What is this "premature ejaculation" fad? Only fools believe such falsely spun tales. Whenever I cum is the right time, and if you can't keep up then too bad for you, you're too slow.

What is this "premature ejaculation" fad? Only fools believe such falsely spun tales. Whenever I cum is the right time, and if you can't keep up then too bad for you, you're too slow.
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LMAO................... :bukkake:

As expected when I was around 15-16 I would release kinda quick, but when you think your about to go just switch positions. Gives you a quick break and a different feel.

Now I can go really long, sometimes to long. Its all in the mind though. And Rogue is def right, longer sex does not equal better sex. Longer foreplay equals better sex though...most of the time.

keep in mind boys that lasting longer definitely does not mean "better" lovin. ;)
personally, i would rather have several medium lasting sessions than one long lovin session lasting 2 hours straight. :p

also, i am a female and even i know tricks of the trade on how guys can last longer. you have tons of options!!!


Oh of course. If a guy cant please a girl right, then lasting long dont mean jack. The main things for every guy to learn is how to build up lots of anticipation,how to give oral, and learn how to be good at giving intercourse. But its not just the guys that have to learn this stuff, girls do too. Ive had some blow jobs that were soo bad that I actually laughed my ass off(but mainly because they thought they were good at it). But the main thing is communication belive it or not. The girls gotta let you know what she likes and what she doesnt or then you'll never know what your doing is actually working. Peace

Oh of course. If a guy cant please a girl right, then lasting long dont mean jack. The main things for every guy to learn is how to build up lots of anticipation,how to give oral, and learn how to be good at giving intercourse. But its not just the guys that have to learn this stuff, girls do too. Ive had some blow jobs that were soo bad that I actually laughed my ass off(but mainly because they thought they were good at it). But the main thing is communication belive it or not. The girls gotta let you know what she likes and what she doesnt or then you'll never know what your doing is actually working. Peace
absolutely agree with you.
however, that's more of a relationship thing. depends on the individuals' personality too. while communication can definitley improve sex life, some people just can't deal with being told what they "could do" to be better. for example, i was once in a relationship with a guy who would get really upset if i even whispered a suggestion in the heat of the moment - something like go a little higher or to the left or whatever. he didn't want to know what made me feel good. he saw that as an insult and felt he was a good lover and never had any "complaints" before. yet, my husband LOVES when i tell him what to do and we have awesome communication about what makes us feel good and what we like.
so it depends on the individuals.

women are sensitive too and if she isn't good at doing something trying to tell her how she could improve could cause hurt feelings and cause insecurities.

but we're off topic... ;)

absolutely agree with you.
however, that's more of a relationship thing. depends on the individuals' personality too. while communication can definitley improve sex life, some people just can't deal with being told what they "could do" to be better. for example, i was once in a relationship with a guy who would get really upset if i even whispered a suggestion in the heat of the moment - something like go a little higher or to the left or whatever. he didn't want to know what made me feel good. he saw that as an insult and felt he was a good lover and never had any "complaints" before. yet, my husband LOVES when i tell him what to do and we have awesome communication about what makes us feel good and what we like.
so it depends on the individuals.

women are sensitive too and if she isn't good at doing something trying to tell her how she could improve could cause hurt feelings and cause insecurities.

but we're off topic... ;)
thanks Santino. Didn't know you had a husband. :eek:

absolutely agree with you.
however, that's more of a relationship thing. depends on the individuals' personality too. while communication can definitley improve sex life, some people just can't deal with being told what they "could do" to be better. for example, i was once in a relationship with a guy who would get really upset if i even whispered a suggestion in the heat of the moment - something like go a little higher or to the left or whatever. he didn't want to know what made me feel good. he saw that as an insult and felt he was a good lover and never had any "complaints" before. yet, my husband LOVES when i tell him what to do and we have awesome communication about what makes us feel good and what we like.
so it depends on the individuals.

women are sensitive too and if she isn't good at doing something trying to tell her how she could improve could cause hurt feelings and cause insecurities.

but we're off topic... ;)


I agree with you also. Like I said on my other post,there are to many hardheaded people out there. Oh, and ive never hurt a girls feelings in bed before, when I said I laughed,they never knew why. The reason I never told those girls they were bad at going down because they thought they were good in the first place and telling them that I wasent digging it would be even worse.

I agree with you also. Like I said on my other post,there are to many hardheaded people out there. Oh, and ive never hurt a girls feelings in bed before, when I said I laughed,they never knew why. They reason I never told those girls they were bad at going down because they thought they were good in the first place and telling them that I wasent digging it would be even worse.

I once hurt a girls feelings.

I called her a wanker for a laugh. She literally kicked me outa bed.


She doesnt like being called a wanker.
Thats my sex tip for this week.."In the middle of a conversation, do NOT call your girl a wanker for no reason, and laugh in her face".

well if you're british maybe. but then you'd be in bed with a guy anyhow so it'd probably be okay.

wanker doesn't mean much to americans. cunt is the word not to call women here. dyke doesn't go over so well either, as I found out when I called my mom one (I was 8 and didn't know what it was, just knew it was something bad).

I once hurt a girls feelings.

I called her a wanker for a laugh. She literally kicked me outa bed.


She doesnt like being called a wanker.
Thats my sex tip for this week.."In the middle of a conversation, do NOT call your girl a wanker for no reason, and laugh in her face".


lol,damn thats funny. Im guessing after that she never let you hit it again right?

well if you're british maybe. but then you'd be in bed with a guy anyhow so it'd probably be okay.

wanker doesn't mean much to americans. cunt is the word not to call women here. dyke doesn't go over so well either, as I found out when I called my mom one (I was 8 and didn't know what it was, just knew it was something bad).

I havent been into guys since River Pheonix died.



So, if i lived in America i could call every girl a wanker!!
Cool.

im a virgin, so what would i know

holy ****.. I though I was the only one experiencing this kinda ****. I mean, its not my first time but my first time was like a long time ago when I was 14 and never had sex since then. Yesterday, I got premature and its ****ing embarassing. I know its funny to you guys but it ****ing bugs the hell out of me
LOL take it out and muff her out for a bit then stik in back in again ;)

well if you're british maybe. but then you'd be in bed with a guy anyhow so it'd probably be okay.

wanker doesn't mean much to americans. cunt is the word not to call women here. dyke doesn't go over so well either, as I found out when I called my mom one (I was 8 and didn't know what it was, just knew it was something bad).
lmao , in my town the girls take anything offensive , i called one vicky pollard and she flipped lol

well if you're british maybe. but then you'd be in bed with a guy anyhow so it'd probably be okay.

have i misinterpreted this ? your saying that if your a male from the uk
your likely a *** ? it looks like your saying that masterdirector

i dnt give a **** if i only last a few minutes as long as i enjoy it i dont give a ****. a few minutes of sex then a cup of tea then a hours sleep. . . nice.

have i misinterpreted this ? your saying that if your a male from the uk
your likely a *** ? it looks like your saying that masterdirector
:D yeah it was sort of an inside joke. I got it. Sort of a Family Guy thing too.

Now screw off, cigarette.

the best cure: while ****ing your girl and it seems your dick is going to explode, prematurely, make an imagination as if you're ****ing your pet dog....

let me see if you ejaculate early

the best cure: while ****ing your girl and it seems your dick is going to explode, prematurely, make an imagination as if you're ****ing your pet dog....

let me see if you ejaculate early
i just solo test piloted this theory, with a sick twist.




















.....on our poor little terrier, enid wiggles

splash splash splash splash splash splash

I haven't read the whole thing, but my advice is:

1. Beat that meat before going to see your girl, you'll last a lot longer once the first nut is off your system.
2. Get a hold of some quality coke and rub a little bit on your junk's head... By coke I mean cocaine, you ****ing tool. Works like a charm.

I haven't read the whole thing, but my advice is:

1. Beat that meat before going to see your girl, you'll last a lot longer once the first nut is off your system.
2. Get a hold of some quality coke and rub a little bit on your junk's head... By coke I mean cocaine, you ****ing tool. Works like a charm.
i was about to solo test pilot this theory too, using some dr pepper.

whoah that was a close un, almost fizzpopped my ****