Who would win in this epic battle? Would it be Jesus with his lightning fast karate or MC Hammer with his unbelievable firearms skills.

I would like to point out that Jesus cannot be killed. He's proven it before.

i have to go with the lord on this one. i see hammer tripping over those baggy pants and jesus dropping the hogan leg drop on him to finish him off. jesus by the leg drop from heaven in eleven.

jesus has the whole power of god and the universe on his side, so jesus points a finger, and hammer is blown to pieces, lol! :D

Ah, but is not Jesus forgiving? So he would forgive Hammer for hitting him each time, while Hammer wears him down, then Moses sees what's happening and stabs jesus to death with a rusty spoon.

id have to say jesus by damn close split decision.

Since Jesus is the inventor of rap music however, Hammer may be unwilling to hit him in the face, or shoot in him his (obviously large, hes the ****ing messiah) penis.

Boring !!!!!!

Hammer by KO in the 1st. But some how Jesus recovers 2 rounds later and converts Hammer. So Jesus wins by a TKO but gets crucsified by Don King for breaking a contract.

Hammer'd win but God would help Jesus and kill Hammer

Sounds about right to me!

Jesus sends him back to his maker. Then grinds him up to make some bread.