Did anyone catch this tonight? Is it on BBC America?

Is it just me or is Kat getting back to being a ****able ***** again? She's always had meat on her bones but there was a time when it got a bit TOO much.

But when she was round Alfie's house with her knockers out... I nearly broke one off then and there. I had guests in the house as well, but **** 'em! If they don't want to watch me masturbating to EastEnders they can **** off, can't they?

And is Johnny Allen's daughter got a push-up bra on or what? They were never that big before.


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LOL.

I was willing Alfie to chuck that ****ing cake on the floor and violently molest those melons.

Kat is back.

Soap opera?

Kat's the type that would let you take her up the arse and then blow you!

I would though, your right she's looking shaggable (is that a word?) again!

That new bird in the Vic would get it too!

Soap opera?
Like drama serial, mainly for women.... Dallas, Dynasty, etc. This one is set in a rough EastEnd of London where blokes beat each other up all the time and say stuff like "sharrrtt it!"

So called because they used to be on the radio and had soap ads between them.

Kat's the type that would let you take her up the arse and then blow you!

I would though, your right she's looking shaggable (is that a word?) again!

That new bird in the Vic would get it too!
Am I wrong to think that freckle-faced Ruby would get one as well? She's legal now. It'd be weird cos I'm probably old enough to be her dad these days, but **** it.

Kat's the type that would let you take her up the arse and then blow you!

I would though, your right she's looking shaggable (is that a word?) again!

That new bird in the Vic would get it too!

Oh, i fukin love Honey!

Just my type.

But Ruby is an eager little thing. Its silly wat id do to her.

SILLY I TELL THEE!

Oh, i fukin love Honey!

Just my type.

But Ruby is an eager little thing. Its silly wat id do to her.

SILLY I TELL THEE!
She'd ****ing force herself on your **** and go "don't you wanna, geezer?"

Seriously, the EastEnders scripts are ****. They should let me write 'em.

can you imagine it, that Miller girl with the false tits is playing aroudn with a strap on, when Kat's getting the turkey out of the cooker (Christmas Day episode, natch) wearing a mini skirt. All of a sudden she bends over and backs into the strap on.

Big Mo comes in, "'ere, was goin' on then?"

"Oh, Nana," says Kat, "leave us alone, it's an accident, but we're gonna les off now."

Kat rolls her around in flour and smears all her plastic knockers. Then she goes "ere, your young knockers are better than my old ones. Maybe I should be your ***** and do lots of old woman on young woman things?"

Cut to Honey being butt ****ed in the Vic by Ruby and Stacey.













I'd better go and milk one out...

I went through my all girl action phase when i was 18.

Id prefer to travel to the set of Lost and be gangbanged by the barbaric kids from Lord of the Flies.

I think she qualifies as a MILF.

It would be some Christmas special, even better if Tiffany came back from the dead and did Sharon aka Miss Piggy with a pool cue over the bar.
Grant walks back in and see's Peggy, comes out with the most used line in Walford 'allo mum' then proceeds to back scuttle her while she repeatedly says "oooh your are saucy"
Phil would them walk in with Ian trussed up in a leather gimp suit and Dot and Pat would shove **** and ear rings up his arse!

It would work! The rating would go through the roof!

It would be some Christmas special, even better if Tiffany came back from the dead and did Sharon aka Miss Piggy with a pool cue over the bar.
Grant walks back in and see's Peggy, comes out with the most used line in Walford 'allo mum' then proceeds to back scuttle her while she repeatedly says "oooh your are saucy"
Phil would them walk in with Ian trussed up in a leather gimp suit and Dot and Pat would shove **** and ear rings up his arse!

It would work! The rating would go through the roof!
**** me, mate, we gotta co-write this script! :)

Tiffany being gang banned by Della and Binny...