me neither
:o
lol
jk
or am i????????
well check out this hillarious link
some guy messen with people who are looken to score
Cyber Score ofcourse
http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

me neither
:o
lol
jk
or am i????????
well check out this hillarious link
some guy messen with people who are looken to score
Cyber Score ofcourse
http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

haha i knew you where gonna post your IM convos

haha i knew you where gonna post your IM convos
te cayes guay
or ill put the im convos between us
the ones we were never to speak of again
when u were "drunk"

te cayes guay
or ill put the im convos between us
the ones we were never to speak of again
when u were "drunk"


WTF are you talkin about...your crazy http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

WTF are you talkin about...your crazy http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
ya
im the krazee one???
right....
just try me
see if i dont post em
:mad:
i warned you!!!
dont play with my emotions!!!!!

ya
im the krazee one???
right....
just try me
see if i dont post em
:mad:
i warned you!!!
dont play with my emotions!!!!!

fine.....
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/dry.gif

baiting.org or go to dougstanhope.com

there's an art to the "cyber hustle"

Some of the funniest stuff I've read on the 'net.

http://www.dougstanhope.com/baiting.html

Here's how Baiting works. You set your AOL profile to say that you are a 13 year old girl that likes sexy talk with older men. Now you sit back and wait for the pedofiles to come knocking. Then the fun begins. As ridiculous and juvenile as it may sound, its probably the only stuff I have done that makes me laugh at my own ****.

Different "baits" at this address:

Abort-O-Van Aidsy AnotherPoop Beer **** Clarence Commitment CoughSyrup Crushed Head Dead Baby DeadHooker Dirty-Nazi DonkeyShow Dubai Dubai 2 Dy-No-Mite Fired ****-A-Duck ****Allah ****ing Indian GangstaAbortions JesusHatesU Kentucky Madagascar Methwhore Moulin Rouge Muslim Mutant Nicole One Inch Order Punch****ing Redneck 1 RedString6 ScaredStraight Schmaltzie Shopclass Sick**** Strippoker Teasebad Thisbig Undersheets Vegas Ventriloquist

Here's the "Aidsy" one:

Doug is 'Aidsblood'
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bobmfk: busy?
aidsblood: Not one bit!
bobmfk: is that age right on you r profile?
aidsblood: Yep! I'll be 14 in June.
bobmfk: then why no teenage guy?
aidsblood: They are SOOOOO boring!
aidsblood: Older guys know how to F-U-C-K!
bobmfk: you name is very usual!
aidsblood: Where you from, scum?
aidsblood: Oh ya...
bobmfk: hey not nice young lady
bobmfk: chicago
bobmfk: you
aidsblood: thats what my friends call me.
aidsblood: Vegas, and i WAS JUST BEING SAUCEY CALLING YOU THAT.
aidsblood: Oops, caplock.
bobmfk: kind of figured that
bobmfk: whats your real name?
aidsblood: Chondra. It's in my profile, pedophile.
aidsblood: I like to rhyme.
aidsblood: What do you do, dirty Jew?
bobmfk: hey ..keep that and you'll get something in your ass
bobmfk: or would you rather get in the the face???
aidsblood: Like it both ways, actually.
bobmfk: ooooh gooody
bobmfk: do you have a pic???
aidsblood: No, do you?
bobmfk: ya
aidsblood: Send it along, monster-schlong!
bobmfk: so what do you look like?
bobmfk: no if you dont have one!!
bobmfk: come on done be shy!!!
aidsblood: OK forget it then.
bobmfk: so you like ****!!!
aidsblood: I look like Cameron Diaz with a harelip.
bobmfk: why the goofy hanhdle doll
aidsblood: Goofy?
bobmfk: well not reall
bobmfk: but its a little weird!
bobmfk: i take it you're not a virgin????
aidsblood: Not at all!
bobmfk: well you like sex the normal way or do you have a favorite position!
bobmfk: i bet you be good on the lap facing me so i can get it deep into you
aidsblood: Mmmmm!
bobmfk: you have nice breasts?
aidsblood: Yes, I like it!
aidsblood: Yes, as a matter of fact I do!
bobmfk: nice for sucking on and licking!!
bobmfk: your ***** tight?
aidsblood: Oh ya! *cough cough*
aidsblood: Tight as a drunken Irishman!
aidsblood: And smells as bad!
bobmfk: then its nice for fingering!
aidsblood: And eating!
bobmfk: i like to go in and play with your clit
bobmfk: hold it in my fingers and squeeze it
aidsblood: I like to put things in it, like sandwiches and raw pork, and leave them in their til they rot.
aidsblood: After a week or so the send me to the doctors and I get out of school for a few days.
bobmfk: i rather run my **** in and out of it first!!
bobmfk: while i'm play toungue hockey with you
aidsblood: Mmmm. I love hockey! ****ing Kings went in the ****ter last night, though, didnt they?
bobmfk: you like you breasts squeezed hard while you get ****ed in your *****!!
aidsblood: Not too hard cuz I bruise easy and it shows on camera.
bobmfk: you model or dance???
bobmfk: you have big nipples?
aidsblood: I do films.
bobmfk: i take it sex films!
aidsblood: Nipples like long, cancerous penises.
aidsblood: Yes, sex films.
bobmfk: hmmmm nice
aidsblood: My Dad has me do them to pay for Nicholas to go to school.
bobmfk: ya sure!!
aidsblood: *cough cough cough*
aidsblood: *wheeze*
bobmfk: and i suppose that your ***** making noise!!1
aidsblood: Now, its the virus.
bobmfk: herpes!!!!
bobmfk: or the clapp?
bobmfk: i 'll bet you'r a gorgous good liking girl chondra with and ass that wont quit!!!
bobmfk: well you there???????
bobmfk: or do you want more ****ing !!!!!
aidsblood: hello?
aidsblood: Hello?
bobmfk: hi
bobmfk: i see your back
bobmfk: want to ****
aidsblood: Ya, my Dad came home.
aidsblood: Sorry.
bobmfk: irts ok
bobmfk: you eral do nude movies!
aidsblood: Tell me about yourself, Bobby, get me back into it.
aidsblood: Ya, unfortunately.
bobmfk: dose your dad make you?
aidsblood: Ya, I guess.
aidsblood: Not really "make" but you don't want to make him mad.
bobmfk: what do you mean guess so?
bobmfk: ok i see
aidsblood: He says he'd be real "disappointed" if I didn't.
bobmfk: he in the sex movie busy?
bobmfk: i'll bet you're really pretty too!!
aidsblood: Yeah, people say I look like Cameron Diaz if she were a midget.
bobmfk: you like to ****
aidsblood: Like a truck driver.
bobmfk: i'd like to have you
aidsblood: Where do you live?
bobmfk: chicago
aidsblood: Oh ya, you told me that.
aidsblood: The windy city.
bobmfk: your in vagas right
aidsblood: Speaking of wind, one time I was 69 with my cousin Dale and I had to fart but I ended up ****ting on his nose.
bobmfk: oh god
bobmfk: bet you're good at screwing
aidsblood: Good? ****ing pro, flapjack!
bobmfk: you like ****ing your ***** or giving b.j.s?
bobmfk: i'd strippyou pants off
bobmfk: you
bobmfk: flip you on the bed
bobmfk: and drive my **** right into you *****
aidsblood: How bout something different?
aidsblood: How bout we make a new hole so I am a vigin?
bobmfk: well i can do you on the kitchen counter
bobmfk: you likre it in you ass?
aidsblood: No, too worn out. I have a prolapsed rectum from the brutal filming schedule.
aidsblood: Hangs out of me like a blistered cows udder.
bobmfk: how long you been doing this ****???
aidsblood: Have to film all my scenes on my back so you can't see it.
aidsblood: Since I was 11.
aidsblood: When my tits first started coming about.
bobmfk: do the guys you screw on film wear condoms?
aidsblood: No, which is how I got all AIDSy.
aidsblood: But I still make the films. I'mm no quitter.
bobmfk: now i see!!
aidsblood: See what?
bobmfk: you handle???
aidsblood: Oh, ya, Aidsblood. It's subtle but tells a little about who I am.
bobmfk: you must have one big ***** by now!!
aidsblood: Big like a garbage bag.
bobmfk: hell thats no fun ..they should be nice and tight
aidsblood: Thats why I said..
aidsblood: Lets make a new hole!
aidsblood: Get a box cutter!
bobmfk: then use your mouth
aidsblood: No, no, no. NEW hole, dummy!
aidsblood: I'm gonna let you **** me anywhere on my body!
bobmfk: na theres only so much you can do!!
aidsblood: No, there's much more you can do! Now quit being a homo and get a box cutter!
bobmfk: what do you want me t do ..slice you butt open!!!!!!
aidsblood: You can put a hole ANYWHERE!
aidsblood: You can **** me in the leg, the eye, anywhere.
bobmfk: hey this too wierd????
aidsblood: Anywhere except ass, ***** and the gape-mouth.
aidsblood: Weird? Are you a queer?
aidsblood: If you are it's no biggie.
aidsblood: Go ahead cut me.
aidsblood: I say we start with the back of my head.Punch a hole in my skull and **** my brains out.
bobmfk: time to go chick!!!
bobmfk: bye
aidsblood: Wait!
aidsblood: I need you!
bobmfk: what?
aidsblood: I'm about to come!
aidsblood: My ***** is so wet, it's on fire!
bobmfk: then stick your hand in there and grab you clit
aidsblood: Wow, my clit is all swollen up. Like a ****.
bobmfk: and message the hell out of it!!!
aidsblood: I'm jacking it off!
bobmfk: good go to it
aidsblood: From the tip down to the balls.
aidsblood: Big hangy 34 year old ma-balls.
aidsblood: Mmmmm.
aidsblood: Suck my clit.
aidsblood: Pell back the foreskin and suck it.
aidsblood: peel*
bobmfk: i'd reach it grb it
aidsblood: eeeYello?
aidsblood: Grab my big, 9 inch clit, put the head in your mouth and suck it til I blow a big monster load of semen into your mouth.
aidsblood: All gunky and bleach smelling.
aidsblood: Mmmm.


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Here's how Baiting works. You set your AOL profile to say that you are a 13 year old girl that likes sexy talk with older men. Now you sit back and wait for the pedofiles to come knocking. Then the fun begins. As ridiculous and juvenile as it may sound, its probably the only stuff I have done that makes me laugh at my own ****.

haha wasnt sure whether to own up to doing it myself.

so far how have ya taken em...surely not made em come
then gone hahaha im a guy hahaha :D

**** sounds a little too twisted to me. Acting like your a 13 year old girl trying to get a grown man off sounds more than a little whacky. A buddy of mine used to play a woman who wanted threesomes with couples and then he would drive to where they were supposed to meet and pull up next to the couples and laugh his ass off at them. I could never play a role like that. To each his own.

**** sounds a little too twisted to me. Acting like your a 13 year old girl trying to get a grown man off sounds more than a little whacky. A buddy of mine used to play a woman who wanted threesomes with couples and then he would drive to where they were supposed to meet and pull up next to the couples and laugh his ass off at them. I could never play a role like that. To each his own.
ha ha ha ha ha

hahaha the vegetable one is tight.