I havent been fired. But Ive been watching Judge Mathis and this lady was fired for calling her mom too much.

Any other firing stories?

I worked on a farm when I was 16, my boss (the farmer)was single and lived alone (see were I'm going)

One early morning we were stacking the hay bails and my boss first said as it was hot for us to take our shirts off, then he asked if I wanted him to pour some cool water on my back, then he started to massage my back, I **** myself and shoved him as hard as I could, he fell from the low loader we were stacking the hay on and broke his arm and collar bone, obviously he fired me!
He didn't want to give me a reference (as I was joining the Army) but my dad managed to persuade him!

When I worked at Pizza Hut everyone snuck food and the head manager would hide and try to catch people. You had to be careful because you would get fired on the spot if he caught you. I ate only on the days when he wasn't around for the most part.

Ewwww.

Dude you know this dude was gay?
I worked on a farm when I was 16, my boss (the farmer)was single and lived alone (see were I'm going)

One early morning we were stacking the hay bails and my boss first said as it was hot for us to take our shirts off, then he asked if I wanted him to pour some cool water on my back, then he started to massage my back, I **** myself and shoved him as hard as I could, he fell from the low loader we were stacking the hay on and broke his arm and collar bone, obviously he fired me!
He didn't want to give me a reference (as I was joining the Army) but my dad managed to persuade him!

Ewwww.

Dude you know this dude was gay?

No, he acted at first as if he liked women, but as the weeks went on he got 'too' close.

The bad thing was like most farmers he was huge, I'm a big guy now but at 16 I weighed about 150lbs and this guy weighed about 280lbs, so I was nearly an extra in Deliverance!

That ****s disgusting. But come on man, you know if a doo (that ws for you Manny_P) is gay. You must have some hint he was gay.

Did he wear nail polish?
No, he acted at first as if he liked women, but as the weeks went on he got 'too' close.

The bad thing was like most farmers he was huge, I'm a big guy now but at 16 I weighed about 150lbs and this guy weighed about 280lbs, so I was nearly an extra in Deliverance!

Ok, I just read the whole statement. I had to stop when you said he he started messaging your back.

Hahaha. He broke bones and ****. How did he fire you? Didnt you tell him that he cant fire you?
I worked on a farm when I was 16, my boss (the farmer)was single and lived alone (see were I'm going)

One early morning we were stacking the hay bails and my boss first said as it was hot for us to take our shirts off, then he asked if I wanted him to pour some cool water on my back, then he started to massage my back, I **** myself and shoved him as hard as I could, he fell from the low loader we were stacking the hay on and broke his arm and collar bone, obviously he fired me!
He didn't want to give me a reference (as I was joining the Army) but my dad managed to persuade him!

I havent been fired. But Ive been watching Judge Mathis and this lady was fired for calling her mom too much.

Any other firing stories?
You've probably never worked though.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

And I have worked.
You've probably never worked though.

Ok, I just read the whole statement. I had to stop when you said he he started messaging your back.

Hahaha. He broke bones and ****. How did he fire you? Didnt you tell him that he cant fire you?

Two replies here,

At first no one knew he was gay, a lot of gay men are masculine and as I said he used to make comments about women, then the comments stopped and he would comment on my muscles etc!

The second point, this happened in 1987 and things were different then, most gay people still kept quiet (in England at least), I wouldn't work for him again after that incident and he wouldn't have me, add on I pushed him off a 15ft hay stack on a low loader, he fired me and I left gladly.

He paid me what I was owed and gave me a reference, as I said my dad who is himself a big guy went to see him and returned with what I was owed!

Did he say you're fire because....? I just want to know his "official explanation" for firing you and if he admitted to any wrongdoing.

Did he say you're fire because....? I just want to know his "official explanation" for firing you and if he admitted to any wrongdoing.

He didn't say your fired becuase you wouldn't give me your ass!!!

No he said that I was not to come back due to the assualt, I was only working casually without contracts etc, as I said I wouldn't have gone back.

As a footnote, my workmates (all young men) left shortly after I did!

WTF is that supposed to mean?

And I have worked.
You response says it all.................LOL.

I;ve never been fired but today i quit my job!!!!!!!!!

when i was 15, about 4 years ago.... i worked at mcdonalds :o .


i got fired cause i was making huge burgers for my freinds.... they'd order a normal cheesburger and id put on like 8 patties of meat. they would order chicken nuggets and i would jam that box so full you couldnt close it...

i've never gotten fired as I've only held two jobs and i left them for school or for sports. However, my good friend used to work at KFC. He's a big dude, kinda lazy at times. Anyways, he was working the drive-thru and according to him, this manager that would always piss him off was telling him to hurry up. Well he was getting pretty pissed, so when she came over one more time, he respondes with a "why don't you suck my dick." Lol, classis just classic. He didn't get fired tho, he got sent home for a few days.

when i was 15, about 4 years ago.... i worked at mcdonalds :o .


i got fired cause i was making huge burgers for my freinds.... they'd order a normal cheesburger and id put on like 8 patties of meat. they would order chicken nuggets and i would jam that box so full you couldnt close it...

I worked at Micky-D's too and hooked **** up fat. You can make yourself some killer **** there when you have all the ingredients to work with.

when i was 15, about 4 years ago.... i worked at mcdonalds :o .


i got fired cause i was making huge burgers for my freinds.... they'd order a normal cheesburger and id put on like 8 patties of meat. they would order chicken nuggets and i would jam that box so full you couldnt close it...
Lol, thats funny......

Judge Mathis is the ****.
That **** sometimes has me laughing so hard.

That guy is ghetto. He's still saying "99 cent"
Judge Mathis is the ****.
That **** sometimes has me laughing so hard.

As a sophmore in high school I showed up to my job (working at a sub shop) ridiculously drunk.... not hungover... drunk. They were not pleased.

nope never i've walked out a time or two but never fired

My first job was at walmart, I got fired for hitting a customer. My next job was at Target, I kinda just stopped showing up. My next job was at a truss building company, I got fired for breaking a $250,000 saw.....

****... remind me not to hire you :)

hitting a customer? LOL what happened?

and why did you just stop showing up at target?

I was a shopping cart retrieval engineer. When I was pushing in some shopping carts some kid was standing at the other end. I didnt see the kid and ran her down with a row of 20 shopping carts. The mother comes up to me all irate and starts yelling at me for hitting the kid. I told her the kid should of been behind the yellow line and to **** off. I went out to get some more carts and was met in the parking lot by the girls father. After exchanging some words we started fighting, and I was fired. I stopped showing up at Target because the job sucked and I just wanted to get drunk all the time...

LOL... "shopping cart retrieval engineer"....

thats like calling a janitor a "sanitation inspector" lol. Stupid ass parent with that girl. Did you beat her pops up?

I was a shopping cart retrieval engineer. When I was pushing in some shopping carts some kid was standing at the other end. I didnt see the kid and ran her down with a row of 20 shopping carts. The mother comes up to me all irate and starts yelling at me for hitting the kid. I told her the kid should of been behind the yellow line and to **** off. I went out to get some more carts and was met in the parking lot by the girls father. After exchanging some words we started fighting, and I was fired. I stopped showing up at Target because the job sucked and I just wanted to get drunk all the time...
LOL LOL LOL LOL "I was a shopping cart retrieval engineer" i love that lol :D

LOL... "shopping cart retrieval engineer"....

thats like calling a janitor a "sanitation inspector" lol. Stupid ass parent with that girl. Did you beat her pops up?


Custodian dick! Nah, it was broken up pretty fast. We both got a couple shots in....

How old was the doo?

I dont know, older than me, probably like 25. I was 18 at the time...

When I was 18 got fired from blockbuster video for selling movies and games to people without scaning them into the computer. I made a hell of a lot of money its a good thing i saved most of it.

i've been fired from lots of jobs, the most memorable was at this supermarket where i worked as a night stalker, the grocery manager would always insult me " lazy piece of **** ", etc. so one day i day said something back to him, he didn't like that and started yelling at me, i suggested we meet outside in the parking lot where i'd use my mad boxing skillz on him. i was fired on the spot.

A guy at my job got fired for being arrested for child **** possesion. The only reason my job found out is because it was in the local newspaper. It is pretty disturbing to read that kind of stuff about a person you work with.

i've been fired from lots of jobs, the most memorable was at this supermarket where i worked as a night stalker, the grocery manager would always insult me " lazy piece of **** ", etc. so one day i day said something back to him, he didn't like that and started yelling at me, i suggested we meet outside in the parking lot where i'd use my mad boxing skillz on him. i was fired on the spot.
hahahahaha you said "night stalker" instead of night stocker. at least i hope thats what you meant. :D

I got fired for making top Romen noodles in the coffe pot

A guy at my job got fired for being arrested for child **** possesion. The only reason my job found out is because it was in the local newspaper. It is pretty disturbing to read that kind of stuff about a person you work with.


We know your talking about your self

I got fired for making top Romen noodles in the coffe pot

That's funny. Next time use Cup-O-Noodles....

I got fired for making top Romen noodles in the coffe pot



next time, **** in the pot

Say what?????
I got fired for making top Romen noodles in the coffe pot

That's funny. Next time use Cup-O-Noodles....

they come from rome........

I took the deposit for Easter Sunday home with me. It was a video store called Movie Gallery. It was an honest mistake. I was supposed to take it to the bank, but I was tired as **** b/c I opened and closed, which sucked. Left over $1000 in the car at home overnight.

The ***** manager that knew me and knew I'd never steal was looking for a reason to fire me anyhow b/c I had been a major ******* for about a month anyhow. I was pissed as **** about being fired b/c even though I was an ass for about a month, I was always a really good employee. Always very customer service oriented and faking niceness well, all that ****. But those chain stores, they don't care. They want high turn over.

The moral of the story? Never put any effort whatsoever into a borderline communist company paying roughly minimum wage. If you try your best or try your worst, you still get paid the same.

Shady ****. If you depositied the entire amount I see no reason for the firing...
I took the deposit for Easter Sunday home with me. It was a video store called Movie Gallery. It was an honest mistake. I was supposed to take it to the bank, but I was tired as **** b/c I opened and closed, which sucked. Left over $1000 in the car at home overnight.

The ***** manager that knew me and knew I'd never steal was looking for a reason to fire me anyhow b/c I had been a major ******* for about a month anyhow. I was pissed as **** about being fired b/c even though I was an ass for about a month, I was always a really good employee. Always very customer service oriented and faking niceness well, all that ****. But those chain stores, they don't care. They want high turn over.

The moral of the story? Never put any effort whatsoever into a borderline communist company paying roughly minimum wage. If you try your best or try your worst, you still get paid the same.