Title says it all....

:D

anyone miss me? Of course not! :p

Title says it all....

:D

anyone miss me? Of course not! :p
RAAAWRRR!!!

RAAAWRRR!!!


Hahahaha!!

Glad to know I can scare ya!

How is everyone?

eXig are you as ugly as NAZ?

Title says it all....

:D

anyone miss me? Of course not! :p
ur always missed , now give me a hug :D

eXig are you as ugly as NAZ?


HEY! No hijackin' MY thread! :boxing:

eXig are you as ugly as NAZ?
I dont judge men, like you.

ur always missed , now give me a hug :D


:grouphug:

:grouphug:
what tha... i want a hug with just me and you :p im not into the group thing lol

what tha... i want a hug with just me and you :p im not into the group thing lol


LOL :angel:

I couldnt sleep last nite and thought of u MCM.

Then i thought i must PM u, find out how u is doin.

Then i thought of how much i wana bang Madonna.




So, how is u?

I made a thread and said you were banned... mods closed it though.

Anything new?
Title says it all....

:D

anyone miss me? Of course not! :p

I couldnt sleep last nite and thought of u MCM.

Then i thought i must PM u, find out how u is doin.

Then i thought of how much i wana bang Madonna.




So, how is u?

MADONNA beat me out? :eek:

I is good....in fact, I is GREAT!!

Life is good!!!

Who's this n00b?

I made a thread and said you were banned... mods closed it though.

Anything new?


YOU WHAT?!?! LOL...how would I get banned? I'm nice, until you piss me off! hahahaha!!

I've just been busy learning some skills so I can get a decent job after the doctor releases me.

I get my removable cast off for good tomorrow...we'll see how it is then. PT to start right after that. :-) I've been walking on it at home already, short distances, it hurts, but not bad.

Both my daughters are moving out after the first of the year.. :-( Sad about one going, she's moving in with her dad, the other one with her friend. I'm gonna miss both of them...but my son is looking forward to being spoiled...ha. ha.

Life is good!

Who's this n00b?


Who you calling a n00b? I have more posts than you... :p

Who you calling a n00b? I have more posts than you... :p
stfu n00b. You can't have any points.

MADONNA beat me out? :eek:

I is good....in fact, I is GREAT!!

Life is good!!!


YEEAAAAHHH!!! :beerchug: :fest30:


Oh, Madonna was just desert. You were the main corse.

Actually u and momita.


Dont worry, it was nothing too kinky.

We just arm wrestled. You let me win, and Momita took sum pics.

stfu n00b. You can't have any points.
:eek:

I do have points.
I do have more posts than you too.

:p

:eek:

I do have points.
I do have more posts than you too.

:p
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f
u


You can beg all you want, no points for you.

s
t
f
u


You can beg all you want, no points for you.


Awww...someone needs some luv....

:bottle: here ya go!

s
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f
u


You can beg all you want, no points for you.

Why are you flaming her???

Why are you flaming her???
He paid me to make a move.

YEEAAAAHHH!!! :beerchug: :fest30:


Oh, Madonna was just desert. You were the main corse.

Actually u and momita.


Dont worry, it was nothing too kinky.

We just arm wrestled. You let me win, and Momita took sum pics.


WHEW! I'm not into anything too kinky.... :cool:

Awww...someone needs some luv....

:bottle: here ya go!
I thought we were friends.

He paid me to make a move.

So you used his account?

So you used his account?
Not even close to what I said...?

Not even close to what I said...?

So then who paid who?

So then who paid who?
Sir Fancylot paid me to make a move on MCM. Nothing happens around here unless it goes through me first to give the word.

Sir Fancylot paid me to make a move on MCM. Nothing happens around here unless it goes through me first to give the word.

Now i get it.

Now i get it.


I don't.... :confused:

I don't.... :confused:
stfu n00b.

I thought we were friends.


Me too..but if you're gonna tell me to stfu...I'm gonna respond...

stfu n00b.
Excuse me? :bottle:

Me too..but if you're gonna tell me to stfu...I'm gonna respond...
I was being E-funny you n00b. :cool:

Excuse me? :bottle:
*****s talk plenty ****
So many tricks
I ****ed your *****
Cause I'm true to this
Witness the hit
You talk bad about a *****
When I got blasted
Hope you made a little money
While the funk lasted
Heard they call you Big Poppa
***** how you figure
Cause to me
You'll always be a phoney fat *****
I can't be copied these
And wearin' Versaci
***** you run or buck
Scared as ****
If the guns would bust
Now *****s talk
I got a list
Of player haters the fakes
You ***** *****s
Gettin' blown away
You cross-eyed
Down syndrome
Crack baby
So you and Puffy are tough
Now that's crazy
I got your ass in my sight
*****s dyin' tonight
We screamin'
West Side for life
And I can't wait
To see you *****s in traffic
Cause we gonna get 'em up
(Ha ha ha)
When you see me
You better bust
Cause I'm a hit 'em up

*****s talk plenty ****
So many tricks
I ****ed your *****
Cause I'm true to this
Witness the hit
You talk bad about a *****
When I got blasted
Hope you made a little money
While the funk lasted
Heard they call you Big Poppa
***** how you figure
Cause to me
You'll always be a phoney fat *****
I can't be copied these
And wearin' Versaci
***** you run or buck
Scared as ****
If the guns would bust
Now *****s talk
I got a list
Of player haters the fakes
You ***** *****s
Gettin' blown away
You cross-eyed
Down syndrome
Crack baby
So you and Puffy are tough
Now that's crazy
I got your ass in my sight
*****s dyin' tonight
We screamin'
West Side for life
And I can't wait
To see you *****s in traffic
Cause we gonna get 'em up
(Ha ha ha)
When you see me
You better bust
Cause I'm a hit 'em up

Isn't that from a song???

Isn't that from a song???
No, it's a speach President Bush gave last summer.

No, it's a speach President Bush gave last summer.

A lot of racism there from a president. Any president.

wat is n00b?

A lot of racism there from a president. Any president.
Yeah he released tons of racist speaches, wanna hear another one?

A lot of racism there from a president. Any president.
lmao :cool:

Yeah he released tons of racist speaches, wanna hear another one?
show this noob how racist bush is

Yeah he released tons of racist speaches, wanna hear another one?

Another one! With those speeches his popalarity is going down the drain. And go for it. Send me another speech.

Allow me to introduce first, G.W Bush the Don
Hysterical, spiritual lyrics like the holy Qu'Ran
*****z get shook like 5-0
My forty-five gun's next to me when we ride, for survival
Money makin plans, pistol close at hand, swollen pockets
Let me introduce the topic, then we drop it
Expose snakes cause they breath freely, see me ride?
Located world wide like the art of graffiti
I think I'm tougher than Nitti, my attitude is ****ty
Born on a dopefiend's titty.. huh
In every city you'll find me
Look for trouble right behind me
My Outlaw *****z down to die for me, knahmean?
I hit the scene *****z duckin from my guillotine stare
I'm right there; my every word, a ****in nightmare
Get me high, let me see the sun rise and fall
This for my dogs down to die for yours
Extreme venom, no mercy when we all up in 'em
Cut 'em down.. to Hell is where we send 'em
My whole team, trained to explode ride or die
Murder mother****ers lyrically, and I'm not gon' cry
Me - a born leader never leave the block without my heater
Two big pits, I call them my ***** ***** eaters
And not a whimper 'til I'm gone
Thug Life runnin through my veins so I'm strong

wat is n00b?

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Another one! With those speeches his popalarity is going down the drain. And go for it. Send me another speech.
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it

Bush on the war in iraq and seperation in the US

Bye bye bye, let's get high and ride
Oh, how do we do these *****z but I'm not gon' cry
I'm a Democrat killa, Martin Luther King die too
Lookin out for Ghandi, ***** when I find you
Weak mother****ers don't deserve to breathe
How many *****z down to die for me? Yeahh-yeayy!
West coast ridah, comin right behind ya
Should've never ****ed wit meeee
I want money hoes sex and weeeed
I wont rest till my road dawgs freeee, bomb first!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:


:lol1: = is a n00b.

Ok, so do u know wat a Cheggaz is?

:lol1: = is a n00b.

Ok, so do u know wat a Cheggaz is?

No, I was laughing at the silly question.

No, I was laughing at the silly question.

If u tell me why n00b is spelt like that, and what it means exactly il give u 10,000,000.

So...

If u tell me why n00b is spelt like that, and what it means exactly il give u 10,000,000.

So...
n00b is spelt like that because the word it originated from (newb) was transfered into "1337 speak" by some gamer teenagers and came up with the word n00b.

n00b is spelt like that because the word it originated from (newb) was transfered into "1337 speak" by some gamer teenagers and came up with the word n00b.

Ah, so it looks like it 10 mil for you. If Bobby Peru can actually find the real reason and check it with yours.

Ah, so it looks like it 10 mil for you. If Bobby Peru can actually find the real reason and check it with yours.
1. n00b link send redefine 623 up, 87 down
A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. Especially used in computer games.
Haha that n00b got pwned.

2. n00b link send redefine 399 up, 44 down
n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge


NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n.

3. n00b link send redefine 301 up, 137 down
An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.
Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub ***
Normal player: Uhhh....what?


4. n00b link send redefine 329 up, 182 down
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

5. n00b link send redefine 134 up, 34 down
The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's.

The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

1) A new member who is acting stupidly.
2) A member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.
1) "Lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned."
2) "Wow, that guy's been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b."

6. n00b link send redefine 85 up, 35 down
An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.
"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."
Source: anonymous, Oct 18, 2003

7. n00b link send redefine 64 up, 17 down
A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories

8. n00b link send redefine 66 up, 20 down
A person who goes to a forum on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an ass. Usually says something stupid like:
"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b"
-ACTUAL quote
Source: Kikk0man, Jun 25, 2004

9. n00b link send redefine 82 up, 41 down
A lowly evolved troll. One n00b can lay up to 123,000 eggs in less than five minutes, has a gestation period of 12 hours, and a life span of 70 years. They reside exclusively on Neopets and breed and reproduce in chatrooms and boards. Fortunately, as boards go, there are very few n00bs on IMDB.
n00b 1: gfhkagsk13h bsd?
n00b 2: hfhusgr gfsahrjsklr hfjkah!!
n00b 3: fjg gsdkjfhsbvs gsjk?
n00b 1: gsfgskfgseh. fg!
n00b 3: ROFL

10. n00b link send redefine 58 up, 36 down
Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.
Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.
Source: Black Angel, Oct 11, 2003

11. n00b link send redefine 19 up, 3 down
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every ****ing word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper *****)

12. n00b link send redefine 15 up, 4 down
A clueless twit. twit, clueless, livejournal, lj
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Are you some kind of n00b or something?

13. n00b link send redefine 14 up, 3 down
An idiot. Specifically, one who is woefully naive and lacking in knowledge of a specific area of expertise (in a fandom, game, or online), but is so convinced that he/she knows far more about said area than most other people, that they blatantly disregard, and often fight against, helpful suggestions and opinions from other, more knowledgeable people. This is different from a newbie in that, while both are inexperienced and unknowledgeable, a newbie can learn as he/she gets more aquainted with the fandom/game/internet forum/group, whereas the n00b is so delusioned by their non-existent knowledge, that no ammount of convincing will deter him. The n00b refuses to admit he/she's naive in the area that they claim to have knowledge in and actually *learn*, and, instead, flames other people and generally act like a complete and total idiot trying to convince others of their imagined intellectual superiority. Generally the cause of flame wars.

Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.
"That guy is such a n00b, still insisting he got the God of Assmasters playable in MKT..."

"Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."
Source: SynjoDeonecros, Jul 10, 2004
14. n00b link send redefine 17 up, 8 down
A n00b and a newb are different, and people get confused. A newb is a newbie, a n00b is a word people use on neopets.com and other websites like that for a scamming person who is always willing to take something of of somebody's hands.
<n00b> Hey newbies, give me your password and i'll make you 100k
<person> reported, n00b

or

<n00b> i'm really poor can I have some free stuff
<person> Get bent n00b
Source: marbarian, Dec 25, 2004
15. n00b link send redefine 9 thumbs up
One who is sorrowfully unskilled in either a general or specific area related to computers. A n00b's natural environment is never safe, for wherever he goes he will be laughed at.
newbie, noob, lamer, may also be wannabe depending on the type
Source: Lanche, Jul 17, 2004

wat is n00b?

a boob with only 1 nipple.... heh heh

*rubs off to hide*

There are 138 different examples of what the term n00b means.

I get it.




And im keeping the 10,000,000.

1. n00b link send redefine 623 up, 87 down
A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. Especially used in computer games.
Haha that n00b got pwned.

2. n00b link send redefine 399 up, 44 down
n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge


NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n.

3. n00b link send redefine 301 up, 137 down
An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.
Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub ***
Normal player: Uhhh....what?


4. n00b link send redefine 329 up, 182 down
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

5. n00b link send redefine 134 up, 34 down
The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's.

The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

1) A new member who is acting stupidly.
2) A member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.
1) "Lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned."
2) "Wow, that guy's been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b."

6. n00b link send redefine 85 up, 35 down
An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.
"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."
Source: anonymous, Oct 18, 2003

7. n00b link send redefine 64 up, 17 down
A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories

8. n00b link send redefine 66 up, 20 down
A person who goes to a forum on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an ass. Usually says something stupid like:
"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b"
-ACTUAL quote
Source: Kikk0man, Jun 25, 2004

9. n00b link send redefine 82 up, 41 down
A lowly evolved troll. One n00b can lay up to 123,000 eggs in less than five minutes, has a gestation period of 12 hours, and a life span of 70 years. They reside exclusively on Neopets and breed and reproduce in chatrooms and boards. Fortunately, as boards go, there are very few n00bs on IMDB.
n00b 1: gfhkagsk13h bsd?
n00b 2: hfhusgr gfsahrjsklr hfjkah!!
n00b 3: fjg gsdkjfhsbvs gsjk?
n00b 1: gsfgskfgseh. fg!
n00b 3: ROFL

10. n00b link send redefine 58 up, 36 down
Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.
Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.
Source: Black Angel, Oct 11, 2003

11. n00b link send redefine 19 up, 3 down
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every ****ing word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper *****)

12. n00b link send redefine 15 up, 4 down
A clueless twit. twit, clueless, livejournal, lj
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Are you some kind of n00b or something?

13. n00b link send redefine 14 up, 3 down
An idiot. Specifically, one who is woefully naive and lacking in knowledge of a specific area of expertise (in a fandom, game, or online), but is so convinced that he/she knows far more about said area than most other people, that they blatantly disregard, and often fight against, helpful suggestions and opinions from other, more knowledgeable people. This is different from a newbie in that, while both are inexperienced and unknowledgeable, a newbie can learn as he/she gets more aquainted with the fandom/game/internet forum/group, whereas the n00b is so delusioned by their non-existent knowledge, that no ammount of convincing will deter him. The n00b refuses to admit he/she's naive in the area that they claim to have knowledge in and actually *learn*, and, instead, flames other people and generally act like a complete and total idiot trying to convince others of their imagined intellectual superiority. Generally the cause of flame wars.

Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.
"That guy is such a n00b, still insisting he got the God of Assmasters playable in MKT..."

"Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."
Source: SynjoDeonecros, Jul 10, 2004
14. n00b link send redefine 17 up, 8 down
A n00b and a newb are different, and people get confused. A newb is a newbie, a n00b is a word people use on neopets.com and other websites like that for a scamming person who is always willing to take something of of somebody's hands.
<n00b> Hey newbies, give me your password and i'll make you 100k
<person> reported, n00b

or

<n00b> i'm really poor can I have some free stuff
<person> Get bent n00b
Source: marbarian, Dec 25, 2004
15. n00b link send redefine 9 thumbs up
One who is sorrowfully unskilled in either a general or specific area related to computers. A n00b's natural environment is never safe, for wherever he goes he will be laughed at.
newbie, noob, lamer, may also be wannabe depending on the type
Source: Lanche, Jul 17, 2004

You asked why there were 2 0s, now pay up :cool:

1. n00b link send redefine 623 up, 87 down
A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. Especially used in computer games.
Haha that n00b got pwned.

2. n00b link send redefine 399 up, 44 down
n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge


NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n.

3. n00b link send redefine 301 up, 137 down
An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.
Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub ***
Normal player: Uhhh....what?


4. n00b link send redefine 329 up, 182 down
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

5. n00b link send redefine 134 up, 34 down
The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's.

The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

1) A new member who is acting stupidly.
2) A member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.
1) "Lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned."
2) "Wow, that guy's been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b."

6. n00b link send redefine 85 up, 35 down
An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.
"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."
Source: anonymous, Oct 18, 2003

7. n00b link send redefine 64 up, 17 down
A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories

8. n00b link send redefine 66 up, 20 down
A person who goes to a forum on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an ass. Usually says something stupid like:
"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b"
-ACTUAL quote
Source: Kikk0man, Jun 25, 2004

9. n00b link send redefine 82 up, 41 down
A lowly evolved troll. One n00b can lay up to 123,000 eggs in less than five minutes, has a gestation period of 12 hours, and a life span of 70 years. They reside exclusively on Neopets and breed and reproduce in chatrooms and boards. Fortunately, as boards go, there are very few n00bs on IMDB.
n00b 1: gfhkagsk13h bsd?
n00b 2: hfhusgr gfsahrjsklr hfjkah!!
n00b 3: fjg gsdkjfhsbvs gsjk?
n00b 1: gsfgskfgseh. fg!
n00b 3: ROFL

10. n00b link send redefine 58 up, 36 down
Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.
Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.
Source: Black Angel, Oct 11, 2003

11. n00b link send redefine 19 up, 3 down
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every ****ing word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper *****)

12. n00b link send redefine 15 up, 4 down
A clueless twit. twit, clueless, livejournal, lj
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Are you some kind of n00b or something?

13. n00b link send redefine 14 up, 3 down
An idiot. Specifically, one who is woefully naive and lacking in knowledge of a specific area of expertise (in a fandom, game, or online), but is so convinced that he/she knows far more about said area than most other people, that they blatantly disregard, and often fight against, helpful suggestions and opinions from other, more knowledgeable people. This is different from a newbie in that, while both are inexperienced and unknowledgeable, a newbie can learn as he/she gets more aquainted with the fandom/game/internet forum/group, whereas the n00b is so delusioned by their non-existent knowledge, that no ammount of convincing will deter him. The n00b refuses to admit he/she's naive in the area that they claim to have knowledge in and actually *learn*, and, instead, flames other people and generally act like a complete and total idiot trying to convince others of their imagined intellectual superiority. Generally the cause of flame wars.

Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.
"That guy is such a n00b, still insisting he got the God of Assmasters playable in MKT..."

"Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."
Source: SynjoDeonecros, Jul 10, 2004
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A n00b and a newb are different, and people get confused. A newb is a newbie, a n00b is a word people use on neopets.com and other websites like that for a scamming person who is always willing to take something of of somebody's hands.
<n00b> Hey newbies, give me your password and i'll make you 100k
<person> reported, n00b

or

<n00b> i'm really poor can I have some free stuff
<person> Get bent n00b
Source: marbarian, Dec 25, 2004
15. n00b link send redefine 9 thumbs up
One who is sorrowfully unskilled in either a general or specific area related to computers. A n00b's natural environment is never safe, for wherever he goes he will be laughed at.
newbie, noob, lamer, may also be wannabe depending on the type
Source: Lanche, Jul 17, 2004

so does Tony Blitz get the points?

a boob with only 1 nipple.... heh heh

*rubs off to hide*
:lol1: :lol1:

:lol1: :lol1:
self pwnage rite thurr :lol1:

:lol1: :lol1:

well sheesh, it's late ya know..... bwahahahahahahahahahahah that is funny, but what a doozy of a mistake...

*blushes*

so does Tony Blitz get the points?

No u ****in n00b!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

well sheesh, it's late ya know..... bwahahahahahahahahahahah that is funny, but what a doozy of a mistake...

*blushes*


BUHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

You crack me up Momita!

No u ****in n00b!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
Give me the points you ****ing ****** luzr.

No u ****in n00b!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Ha, Ha, Ha! :lol1:

Give me the points you ****ing ****** luzr.

lol

Hey i asked ???, and said id give ??? 10,000,000 points.

Sorry, but thats just the way it is.

lol

Hey i asked ???, and said id give ??? 10,000,000 points.

Sorry, but thats just the way it is.

It was for me??? I thought that it was for everyone to answer! :mad:

If u tell me why n00b is spelt like that, and what it means exactly il give u 10,000,000.

So...

Thats what i said.

And i quoted you.

Il give Tony 10,000,000 to call himself a lil *** monkey who loves to get funky.

I absolutly promise.
:D

Thats what i said.

And i quoted you.

Il give Tony 10,000,000 to call himself a lil *** monkey who loves to get funky.

I absolutly promise.
:D

I though that when you said 10 mil for u, I thought it meant everyone.

Atleast I'm not the one wit da ded sista geddin fked

Atleast I'm not the one wit da ded sista geddin fked

Ha, im jus kiddin Blitz.

And i dont have a sister.


But if i did, and she was dead, id let u bang her. ;)


Have 10 mil for amusing me. Damn, ur so easy to wind up, chill dude.

Ha, im jus kiddin Blitz.

And i dont have a sister.


But if i did, and she was dead, id let u bang her. ;)


Have 10 mil for amusing me. Damn, ur so easy to wind up, chill dude.
When I type in ebonics it means I'm not being serious. But thanks for those sweet points :cool:

When I type in ebonics it means I'm not being serious. But thanks for those sweet points :cool:

I see.

When i type stupid stupid ****, it means im ****in bored as ****!

No, it's a speach President Bush gave last summer.
:D Thats funny!