When facing your opponent, you must aim for his weakest point. Use the Buddha Finger accurately and you will find you will win whatever he may try to do.

The game of chess, is like a swordfight
You must think first, before you move
Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon
When it's properly used, it's almost invincible

drink your rice wine first before you engage in any fight - the drunken master

boards, dont hit back

This is SO weird........
I am typing as usual but the words are showing up a split second later!

just you 27 punks against kung fu joe!!?? master of karate, jujitsu, and a bunch of **** you'all ain never heard of!

daniel san...... show me sand the floor.
oh damn, that was karate.... sorry lu... :D

I'm the king of sticks...heard of me?
I'm Sam see.

" My cookie would kill you "

- Pam grier, from "Black belt Jones"

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