You all heard that joke "Fat women are like mo-peds, they're fun to ride but you dont want people to see you on one"...well in my attempt to be the most open, tell it like it is, and somewhat controversial poster on the boards, I have to admit yes I did have sex with fat women on 2 different occasions. :D Before my current beautiful girlfriend I was going on a dry spell of no sex for 6 months...you know how that goes you get real horny and you have to pork something...that is when I had 2 one night stands on 2 different occasions with fat women I met at clubs. And I'm not talking 15 or 20 lbs. overweight, I'm talking FAT.
I learned 2 things from this experience
1. Fat women give the best BJ's ever.
2. Close your eyes or turn off the lights during sex(trust me the sight of the rolls of fat will make you go limp instantaneously) :D

I know some of you out there had sex or are having sex with fat girls too during a dry spell, admit to it...or tell me why you would never have sex with a fat girl :D


P.S. My thread in no way shape or form was meant to demean or riducule fat women or people who are overweight....I understand fat people need love too...THAT'S WHY I GAVE IT TO THEIR ASS TWICE....ah ha ha :D

hit it :)

Never **** anything bigger than myself has allways been the golden rule.

I hear you leff...but when you are on a dry spell the mind will play tricks on you. :D

I met one after I got divorced in 98. I met her on the net, I promised that I liked her for her personality and size didn't matter.

Now, I truely believe it. No, I didn't stay with the chick. It wasn't her size that drew me away, it was the face and a part of her personality that clashed.

I can honestly say, I love women for who they are, not so much as their body size. Weight can change, the true person can not. But, then again, I am old.

A little fat isn't bad. But big momma's ain't my thing! :D

A little fat isn't bad. But big momma's ain't my thing! :D


oh trust me they aint my thing either...but i was going through a dry spell and they were VERY easy and available. :D

http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/as_seen/images/fat_zetajones.jpg

http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/as_seen/images/fat_bullock.jpg

Hot! ;) ........................................Puke! :eek:

Hit it.


I had a similiar experiance when I was in high school.

http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/emailhof/photopages/fat/images/jlopez.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/emailhof/photopages/fat/images/juliarob.jpg

Gatta love dem cankles

The1God is right. It's what's inside that matters most. That being said there are various degrees of fat.

There is the "she could stand to lose a few pounds" women. - I would probably place my wife in this category.

Then there is the 400 lb heffer kind of fat.

http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/emailhof/photopages/fat/images/jlopez.jpg



ha ha ....those pictures are dope....all the girls on the left are hotter of course....but I guarantee you the ones on the right give better head...ha ha :D

http://www.1037theq.com/timages/madison/gwineth.jpg

http://www.to-you.de/cards/labels/cards/fat-women-little.jpg

Is this poll a ****ing joke?? The question is cool but everyone other than me would **** a fatty!! :eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1665000/images/_1666435_fatwomen300.jpg

Is this poll a ****ing joke?? The question is cool but everyone other than me would **** a fatty!! :eek:


no it's no joke...i have visited the Valley Of The Fat on two occasions...wanted to see if any of the fellas went there too. :D

no it's no joke...i have visited the Valley Of The Fat on two occasions...wanted to see if any of the fellas went there too. :D

LMAO :D

I couldnt tap a fat girls ass, no way!!

elveil what if you were having no luck with chics for months even a year or two...would you then fuk a fatty just to kill the dry spell? :D

If were that desperat id go for the ugly in face but good/okay in body girls.

If i were to years without......hmmmm okay i admitt it id probably **** the fat ones.

If were that desperat id go for the ugly in face but good/okay in body girls.

If i were to years without......hmmmm okay i admitt it id probably **** the fat ones.




i banged one of those too...they're called butter faces....Everthing looks good butter(but her)face...ha ha :D

If were that desperat id go for the ugly in face but good/okay in body girls.

If i were to years without......hmmmm okay i admitt it id probably **** the fat ones.

ugly face great body are DAMN GOOD to **** , doggystyle is a no-brainer.

ugly face great body are DAMN GOOD to **** , doggystyle is a no-brainer.





Oh yeah..I agree..those kind of girls keep the **** industry alive...look at the ****star Tyfanny Mynx her face looks like one of the Gelflings from the movie "The Dark Crystal" but she has one of the finest bodies and nicest ass of all time.

elveil what if you were having no luck with chics for months even a year or two...would you then fuk a fatty just to kill the dry spell? :D

I've havent been without since my mid teens, so i'd probably kill myself!! :D

I think i'd opt for the easy MILF instead. :cool:

ugly face great body are DAMN GOOD to **** , doggystyle is a no-brainer.

Thats what your ex girl said about you!! :p

I've havent been without since my mid teens, so i'd probably kill myself!! :D

I think i'd opt for the easy MILF instead. :cool:

Yeah milfs are another both cheap and good kind of woman.

But im going nowhere over 30

Thats what your ex girl said about you!! :p

LOL, his ex-guy you mean.

When were on the subject:

How about ****ing a friends little sister? Whats yout thoughts

Thats what your ex girl said about you!! :p


LMAO :D , youre in great shape today

LMAO :D , youre in great shape today

Your ex girlfriend said that too!!

I think her exact words were - youre in great shape today elveiel, your dicks twice the size of tino's!!

When were on the subject:

How about ****ing a friends little sister? Whats yout thoughts

Ask yourself if you could beat up your friend, and thats your answer!!

Of course were talking about their legal age younger sister!!

I go by the old saying...
If I have to lift up the gut, I wouldn't dare ****.
That means that if the girl is fat in the right places (but not too fat) I'll still hit it.

Ask yourself if you could beat up your friend, and thats your answer!!

Of course were talking about their legal age younger sister!!

Yes i could whop him with on arm, but i stil think its a bit rude.

Yeah shes 16 so its legal.

hit it, big girls need some lovin too.

Hmm...Depends on her face and eyes if they are pretty there might be some chance on hitting it, but it could happen to me, hopefully not i rather not lose my virginity yet any girl would jock that! ;)

Thick women yes, FAT NO.

I think i'd opt for the easy MILF instead. :cool:


MILFs rule!!! MILF! MILF! MILF!

On a dry spell maybe. My hard dick knows no bounds.

MILFs rule!!! MILF! MILF! MILF!

Cant say i totaly agree i was kind of scared last time a milf tried to get me to bed, maybe because she was twice my age.

Cant say i totaly agree i was kind of scared last time a milf tried to get me to bed, maybe because she was twice my age.

i wouldn't mind bangin' a fat anna nichole smith... :D

well you have to try everything at least once in your life ...

http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/emailhof/photopages/fat/images/jlopez.jpg

Looks like the Klumps from the Nutty Professor! :D

i wouldn't mind bangin' a fat anna nichole smith... :D

Have you seen her lately? Damn. But yes, I would have poked her too when she was gravity challenged.

Have you seen her lately? Damn. But yes, I would have poked her too when she was gravity challenged.

Yeah...she lost a lot...she's still voluptous...but a lot better looking now...she still packs those heavy jugs tho.

Looks like the Klumps from the Nutty Professor! :D

a fat j-lo looks unattractive, doesn't she?

Yeah...she lost a lot...she's still voluptous...but a lot better looking now...she still packs those heavy jugs tho.

Those are not real, I would love to see how she would look without those twins.

I banged a fat girl (and I mean FAT) once and I wasn't even going through a dry spell! I just wanted to see what it was like and it was a hell of a ride but not in a good way. I remember several moments when I was actually scared for my safety!

And that was certainly one girl I wasn't gonna let sit on my face! :D

I banged a fat girl (and I mean FAT) once and I wasn't even going through a dry spell! I just wanted to see what it was like and it was a hell of a ride but not in a good way. I remember several moments when I was actually scared for my safety!

And that was certainly one girl I wasn't gonna let sit on my face! :D

ha-ha-ha...at least you have something to tell your friends now...you learned your lessons the "hard" or "awesome" way? :D

Cant say i totaly agree i was kind of scared last time a milf tried to get me to bed, maybe because she was twice my age.

I banged my first MILF when i was 17, she was hot, twice my age and tried to finger my ass(WTF :eek: )!!

NO, i didnt let her before you ask. :D

all depends on the person, but super fat? I am out

Depends on how fat. I'd give 30lbs over their natural weight tops and they better be good looking. I shagged one before and it was the worst sex of my life but I'd do it again.

I banged my first MILF when i was 17, she was hot, twice my age and tried to finger my ass(WTF :eek: )!!

NO, i didnt let her before you ask. :D

:eek:

I was 16 and she was 32 with a baby i was just to much.

NO, i didnt let her before you ask. What do you mean by this?

NO, i didnt let her before you ask. What do you mean by this?

I mean i didnt let her do it, i didnt let her finger my ass. :D

The1God is right. It's what's inside that matters most. That being said there are various degrees of fat.

There is the "she could stand to lose a few pounds" women. - I would probably place my wife in this category.

Then there is the 400 lb heffer kind of fat.
yes thats true :D

I wouldn't even consider it. Fat women are disgusting, period. No exceptions. No amount of money in the world would get me to do such a detestable thing. Its just a couple steps down from being gay. Well, maybe a few, but I still consider it gay. Fat women are repulsive. I hate this view Opera and others are trying to send saying its good to be fat. "larger sized women" or whatever they try calling it. Screw that, its fat and ugly.

hahahaha so when a girl is pregnant, do you consider that fat and ugly???

yes. and she can lose that weight. as long as she tries before 14 weeks have passed. :eek:

why do u say 14 weeks???

not all pregnant women are fat, some stay pretty much the same as they were anyway