Anyone have any of these they will admit to?

i dont know about that but i do always count my steps :o

I probably have an irrational fear of brain-eating zombies.
They just kinda creep me out when they're around.

have you talked to someone about this boxerdog?
I think you should, this sounds like you have a deep bigoted fear of the undead.

Wow, funny you should mention that. I just finished reading this book I picked up in Ireland called "The Zombie Survival Guide: How to survive an attack by the undead"

funny as you can get, i want that book please :D

Nah, I am keeping it. That **** is useful.

Santa Claus...

Once you go fat faerie......

Claiming to have sex with someone you never had sex with makes your penis shrink.."Lying on your dick" as some may call it..

Claiming to have sex with someone you never had sex with makes your penis shrink.."Lying on your dick" as some may call it..

You believe this?

Nah.....he's just grasping at straws trying to explain his teeny weeny!

Nah.....he's just grasping at straws trying to explain his teeny weeny!

:p LMAOOOOO.