View Full Version : Why Sex is good for you! Tell my wife pleeze


The1God
01-04-2005, 11:44 AM
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

SonnyG8R
01-04-2005, 12:02 PM
It's a good cardiovascular work out.

jabsRstiff
01-04-2005, 01:03 PM
...& boy, does it make my dick feel grrrrrrrrrrreat !

Boxerdog
01-04-2005, 01:06 PM
It gives your penis a very attractive "glazed" appearance.




(your wife never gives me too much resistance BTW)

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
01-04-2005, 01:11 PM
It gives your penis a very attractive "glazed" appearance.




(your wife never gives me too much resistance BTW)
:eek:

oooooh!!!

hahaha

fist-of-fury
01-04-2005, 01:13 PM
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Wow! Very comprehensive! 10 times more powerful than Valium? Cure for dermatitis? You serious? You really know your sex!

Can also cure loneliness if you do it on your own! May also cause death and destruction if done to your neighbor's wife!*%$&#@

The1God
01-04-2005, 01:41 PM
It gives your penis a very attractive "glazed" appearance.




(your wife never gives me too much resistance BTW)

And how do you know what it does to my penis? :eek:

PBDS
01-04-2005, 02:09 PM
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



.....Telling your wife may fall on deaf ears. Maybe it would be best if I just showed her. :)

TheFairPole
01-04-2005, 02:51 PM
It gives you a warm tingly feeling all over when done right.
It can be a little messy at times though. :D

riz
01-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Makes me dam tired, and hav a good nite rest lol
hey man just rent a **** video for friday nights lol

jack_the_rippuh
01-04-2005, 05:44 PM
That sleepy thing doesn't happen with me.
I just get very hungry...I get the 'munchies' as some of you weed smokers might call it..

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
01-04-2005, 06:07 PM
That sleepy thing doesn't happen with me.
I just get very hungry...I get the 'munchies' as some of you weed smokers might call it..

Hahaha me too...

Another plus is the next day your muscles are all sore and you feel like "aaahhh good work out" problem is.. i get hungry hahaha.

jack_the_rippuh
01-04-2005, 06:11 PM
Hahaha me too...

Another plus is the next day your muscles are all sore and you feel like "aaahhh good work out" problem is.. i get hungry hahaha.

Maybe we're long lost brothers..
Are you related to a guy named William?

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
01-04-2005, 06:24 PM
Maybe we're long lost brothers..
Are you related to a guy named William?

LOL.. you know what i think it is man... people who dont get hungry after sex simply arent burning enough calories due to time constrictions, if you know what i mean. ;) :D

phallus
01-04-2005, 08:18 PM
LOL.. you know what i think it is man... people who dont get hungry after sex simply arent burning enough calories due to time constrictions, if you know what i mean. ;) :D



yeah, i gets the wicked munchies after too, even w / o weeed

Chups
01-04-2005, 09:18 PM
Can't sleep after...need to log-in to my computer. :)