Picture the scene: you're locked up for five years for a crime you didn't commit. In the opposite end of your cell is one of the four heavyweight champions of the world.

Now what you gonna do if he starts dropping soap everywhere? Resist or take the guy on? This is a heavyweight champ of the world - either way you're gonna get a sore ass.

So who would you least like to share a jail cell with? Ruiz? (The phrase least likely to be said by Ruiz's wife: "You don't hold me enough") Vitali, always ready to lean back? Byrd - you think you've got out of way, when he's slipped in a sneaky one. Or maybe Brewster? You could fight him off for hours, but he'd still keep comin'. Vote now!

loooooooooooooooooooooool

if vitaly ' s sex fantasies are as awkward as is boxing style , i wouldnt like him to be my roommate.

ok i'll give it to u..thies thread unlike ur last one is nice and funny...

lol...god knows i am ot a VK hater..but it would be vitali

why:ok say i am in there right with ruiz or soemthing and h wants a hug...thats scary as hell but expected...but!!!..say i ma in there with vitali and he starts crying because he's never been in a jail cell...HOLY CRAP would that be scary,,,6'8 white man crying like a baby with me in the room...screw that....lol..he wakes me up at night

"...hey..you ever have fun with vasaline???"

hell no i would scream my ass off "aahhhhhh"
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now thats horror at its best...but it doesnt beat my last idea of john ruiz (on another thread) under your bed at home..yeah see you all just got chills...haha

Vitali looks the most gentle.

Vitali looks the most gentle.


that s what attracts you first in a man ?




just kiddin ;)

i wouldnt want to be in there with vitali he might try to Dr. IRONFIST me

i wouldnt want to be in there with vitali he might try to Dr. IRONFIST me


ouch :eek:

Champ or not, I would never wish to be in the same cell with Iron Mike! I love my ears, you know! :D

Picture the scene: you're locked up for five years for a crime you didn't commit. In the opposite end of your cell is one of the four heavyweight champions of the world.

Now what you gonna do if he starts dropping soap everywhere? Resist or take the guy on? This is a heavyweight champ of the world - either way you're gonna get a sore ass.

So who would you least like to share a jail cell with? Ruiz? (The phrase least likely to be said by Ruiz's wife: "You don't hold me enough") Vitali, always ready to lean back? Byrd - you think you've got out of way, when he's slipped in a sneaky one. Or maybe Brewster? You could fight him off for hours, but he'd still keep comin'. Vote now!


LFAO this the funniest ive read in along time.Have som karma.

Id pick Byrd cause his the weakest,smalest and probably the least endowed of them,i realy like i vk but no way id been in there in the shower with him.

Both Vitali and Brewster, They dont seem stable.

I wouldn't want to share a cell with Vitali Klitchko, he gets a little too cozy with his brother so he'd be an old pro at that stuff

I voted for Vitali because I would get to meet him. Sexually, it doesn't matter, any of these guys would kick all of our asses and take our booties.

vitali and ruiz no doubt would take us all..but maybe we would have a chance against moore and byrd

*brewster i ment lol

What if Ruiz tries to hug you?

Well I know who I definitely would NOT pick. If I'm gonna get butt molesterd I sure as hell won't wanna cuddle afterwards...and you all seen how Ruiz likes to hug in his fights. It's bad enough getting butt raped, let alone some mother fuker wanting to hold you like a teddy bear all night afterwards. No thank you. :D

Well we already know that Ruiz is a homosexual, so I would say Ruiz would be the one I would not want to share a jail cell with.

Ruiz would start huggin me and ****

Am I to assume that we would like to be bummed the most by Byrd?

For me it's a toss up between Ruiz and Byrd, at least with Vitaly he would knock you out but Ruiz and Byrd would have to keep punching and after awhile that would get pretty damn annoying. Jesus Christ I don't want to think about getting Raped, Donkey punched then held by Ruiz loving ass!

Am I to assume that we would like to be bummed the most by Byrd?


he'd probably tell u he loved you after, Dr. Ironfist would be rough, Ruiz would wanna cuddle, i bet brewster's a crazy ****er

I wouldn't share a cell with Vitali unless I was wearing a chastity belt.

Definitely not Ruiz, a little too physical for The Sensation. I guess I wouldn't mind Byrd, because he doesn't like to hurt people. Must've had the most boring school yard fights of all time.

Poor old Johnny Ruiz... not only does no one want to watch him box, no one would want to be forcibly butt-****ed by him either. Can the poor guy do nothing right?

he is not in the list but mike tyson would be the WORST OF ALL TIME cellmate.

There is a cure for not getting butt raped in prison...martin lawrence talks about it in his comedy skit...the cure is called "****ty ass". What you do is after you take a doo doo you dont wipe your ass. aint nobody in their right mind would try to pork you in the turd cutter when you got Klingons hanging out at Uranus. :D

There is a cure for not getting butt raped in prison...martin lawrence talks about it in his comedy skit...the cure is called "****ty ass". What you do is after you take a doo doo you dont wipe your ass. aint nobody in their right mind would try to pork you in the turd cutter when you got Klingons hanging out at Uranus. :D
True enuff until you meet up with one of them fecalphilliacs or whatever the **** their called you know them turd touchers love that ****(no pun intended!)

There is a cure for not getting butt raped in prison...martin lawrence talks about it in his comedy skit...the cure is called "****ty ass". What you do is after you take a doo doo you dont wipe your ass. aint nobody in their right mind would try to pork you in the turd cutter when you got Klingons hanging out at Uranus. :D

a good beatdown every day will convince you to wash your ass

True enuff until you meet up with one of them fecalphilliacs or whatever the **** their called you know them turd touchers love that ****(no pun intended!)



Very true...in that case you truly are fuked(no pun intended) :D

The one who
-can't take his hands (and other parts of his body) off .... my body (what he does on his own body I don't care)
-does snore
-does have sweety feet
-isn't intelligent
- don't like to talk about different kind of things

i don't know the boxers personally so if someone can help me......:)

I would want Byrd because he looks the most like a ***** with his braids! You could atleast pretend he is strapping one on or something. Ruiz wouldn't be so bad cause when you get really lonely you might need that cuddling! :D With Vitali you could have inteligent conversations if you could understand him. I think Brewster would be the worst because he doesn't give up and won't take no for an answer! :D

Ruiz because he's so boring. I couldn't stand 5 years with him.

I can't believe you guys wouldn't want to share a jail cell with Mike Tyson, that would be great. The man knows more about boxing than anybody on this planet. Also he is funny as hell. Sure there is the chance he will do something really crazy, but it is worth. Just don't suck up to him or you'll become his *****.

Wow the threads just keep getting better!

first off...just because a guy goes to jail...dosent mean he just turns gay...those 4 guys im sure wouldnt turn gay...but i wouldnt want to share a cell with vitali..because he looks crazy is huge..hits hard....and talks funny...if im in a cell with a 6'8 russian guy with a weird accent..im no chump..but id be scared as hell

Picture the scene: you're locked up for five years for a crime you didn't commit. In the opposite end of your cell is one of the four heavyweight champions of the world.

Now what you gonna do if he starts dropping soap everywhere? Resist or take the guy on? This is a heavyweight champ of the world - either way you're gonna get a sore ass.

So who would you least like to share a jail cell with? Ruiz? (The phrase least likely to be said by Ruiz's wife: "You don't hold me enough") Vitali, always ready to lean back? Byrd - you think you've got out of way, when he's slipped in a sneaky one. Or maybe Brewster? You could fight him off for hours, but he'd still keep comin'. Vote now!

I voted Ruiz, because I would be terrified for my safety. He's a MAN HUGGER!!!