I reckon the spicket don't work no more so we'll have to go down to the crick.

They ain't nary a bite to eat in this frigidaire, momma!

Jethro, git yer hands from up under yer momma's dress...
that's my wifey...

Jethro, git yer hands from up under yer momma's dress...
that's my wifey...

I keep furgettin. She used to just be my sisterr.

I keep furgettin. She used to just be my sisterr.

nice to know that there are rednecks here...of course i'm kiddin'. :)

REDNECKS?? in boxing? who's going to admit that? :D :D

REDNECKS?? in boxing? who's going to admit that? :D :D

do you think the guy who started this board is a redneck? :D lol

Dammit, woman, when I tell you to go get me a beer I don't mean 5 minutes from now! Now put on that "Proud to be an American" T-shirt and nothing else and come serve me and my friends some more PBRs. The Toby Keith video is on!

(That's how my mom's boyfriend talks to her. He's cool, though. He chews tobacco and has an eagle tattoo on his forearm and he's real good at pool)

Dammit, woman, when I tell you to go get me a beer I don't mean 5 minutes from now! Now put on that "Proud to be an American" T-shirt and nothing else and come serve me and my friends some more PBRs. The Toby Keith video is on!

(That's how my mom's boyfriend talks to her. He's cool, though. He chews tobacco and has an eagle tattoo on his forearm and he's real good at pool)

and there's a big poster in front of his house that reads:

TAXES SUCK!!!

Dammit, woman, when I tell you to go get me a beer I don't mean 5 minutes from now! Now put on that "Proud to be an American" T-shirt and nothing else and come serve me and my friends some more PBRs. The Toby Keith video is on!

(That's how my mom's boyfriend talks to her. He's cool, though. He chews tobacco and has an eagle tattoo on his forearm and he's real good at pool)

He sounds like a real dick..I mean charmer. He wouldnt last long in my house, thats for sure! ;) Your mom can do better, I'm sure of it!

Bertha, Go fetch me my 12 gauge.

Bradley, go on 'n git me mah rope. I'm fixin' to lynch me one of them field workers, if ya know what I mean..

Delilah, git off yer lazy ass and come make some damn oatmeal. A man can't live off bread alone..


-Lenny: George, George, tell the story..
-George: You damn near know all of it you can say it yer self.
-Lenny: No, no, it not the same when I tell it, George, I want you to tell it
-George: Okay, ya dumb piece of ****, I'll tell the story. Guys like us, that work on ranches, are the loneliest guys in the world. They got no family. They don't belong no place....With us it ain't like that. We got a future. We got somebody to talk to that gives a damn about us, we can booty knock each other whenever we git horney...Lenny, we're gonna live off the fat off the land and I'm gonna live off the fat of yer booty..
Lenny: But George, George tell about th-the rabbits..
George: Okay, 'we'll have a big vegetable patch and a rabbit hutch and chickens. And when it rains in the winter, we'll just say the hell with goin' to work, and we'll build up a fire in the stove and set around it an' listen to the rain comin' down on the roof...Now Lenny, you gotta take care of them rabbits don't let no dogs git to 'em, cause we need 'em for our beastiality sessions, cause you know once you go rabbit, it's hard to kick the habit..
Lenny: George, I promise I'll make them goddamn dogs pay if they touch them rabbits, I castrate them damn dogs, George..
George: Okay, Lenny, let's go to bed and get it on, You're playin' picture tonight, and don't git yer thing stuck in my machine...

Whoa...that was kind off subject..

When ya'll fixin to head back yonder to the holler? I hear old Jimmy Joe Bob done fired up the still.

We require that you get up in dem der woods!

Boy, are u nekkid? wut's wrong with u?

boy brings girl home to introduce to parents:

"Dad, there's just one thing... she's a virgin."

"You're not dating her, if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours!"

"Round heah a virgin is a gal fast enuff to outrun her bruthers!

Boy, are u nekkid? wut's wrong with u?

boy brings girl home to introduce to parents:

"Dad, there's just one thing... she's a virgin."

"You're not dating her, if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours!"

Now thats funny!! :D I'll have to give you good karma for that soon as it will let me! ;)

" Daddy says I french kiss the best"

" Daddy says I french kiss the best"


no way dude! Uncle jethro and billy bob had her first

IF a redneck can end up on the Red Sox (John Rocker) then rednecks can end up anywhere. Hell, we got one in the White House.

Now yous look here, boy
If anyone is going to be having sex with my sister
Its going to be me!

I can member wen my pappy tolds me bout' the Bears and the beez.

Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Haow meny of yew hav seen a Yew Eff Oh? Eye don't think its no Aleens. I think its the Eff Bee Eye!!!

ducks??? c m ducks?

ah don't see no ducks, m are not ducks

shoot, m r ducks

Now yous look here, boy
If anyone is going to be having sex with my sister
Its going to be me!

ha-ha...not unless you run faster than her! :D

I like it when my mom's boyfriend says "Git 'er done"

Rednecks huh, careful I resemble that remark, I do live in New Orleans you know, and my family has owned our land in Georgia since the mid 1800's.....

I like it when my mom's boyfriend says "Git 'er done"


does he make u watch while he does your mom???

Damn rednecks.........lol

Yeee Hawww.

I reckon the spicket don't work no more so we'll have to go down to the crick.
Sorry but when ever rednecks go anywhere they say they are "fixin" to go there. Get your **** straight! :D

I reckon the spicket don't work no more so we'll have to go down to the crick.

and he uses to phrases all the time...

the "onliest way"..is to

and the other is "nudda words" which is short for "in other words"
from what I hear it's not redneck but hillbilly...those are two different dialects

Sorry but when ever rednecks go anywhere they say they are "fixin" to go there. Get your **** straight! :D
Fixin is more southern redneck than midwest redneck. I gotta keep it real...(smilie)

Fixin is more southern redneck than midwest redneck. I gotta keep it real...(smilie)Neil called me a redneck after I said fixin one time :o :p