"6:45 AM Life's great, got the bacon, I'm cookin pancakes, where I'm from ***** I'm the man, take em out break em down like a lapdance".

"...now i cook my chickens in my own kitchen. A kitchen fork and a glass pot. Try to rob if you won't get your ass shot!"

Who is this?

Hmmm... is it 50 cent?

he's patented hooks such as YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! and THAT's RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The king of Crunk!

noooo but he is southern

lil scrappy

lil scrappy
no you guys are still wrong!!

looks like you guys need another hint...he looks a little bit like george foreman.

Young Jeezy

looks like you guys need another hint...he looks a little bit like george foreman.

George Foreman!?! Hopefully I'm right with this answer Usher?

Bizzare of D12 has got some awful lyrics.

Young Jeezy
ding ding!!!your correct!!!!

Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you
I'm coming after you coward

Hot diggity damn Hulk you set it off
Used to be hard, Hulk
Now you done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke
You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked
Come on, you'll phony fight The Rock ..(hard to understand here)
But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed
I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go
It was a charity event but The Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm gonna kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect
Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check

Be A Man, Hulk
Come on, don't be scared
You're running from Macho that's what I heard


More Macho Man Randy Savage's lyrics
.....................................
LOL DOES THIS COUNT ??????

yes he is a real rapper now LMFAO

recently " ill treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you" - lil flip.

I thought the same thing too when I first heard that song.
"Fo shizzle, my nizzle"-Snoop

recently " ill treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you" - lil flip.

Left, left, left, left, left, right, left
Get on up, get on up, get on up, right, left
Left, left, left, left, left, right, left
Get on up, get on up, get on up
Forward march

Verse 1:
Ya'll *****s ain't ready
For this 350, my Chevy
24 shell top drop rain one out
Disappear like I'm Makavelli
187
Timberland Boot
These folk in the North, they love the glory
Ski mask on with a Chinese top
And the ammunition to start a war
M-I-M-I-L-I-K
About face, double time to the rear
Nobody move till I say we ready to ride
We need to grind
Hope ya'll *****s ain't scared to die
'Cause down here we handlin thangs
A-T-L-A-N-T-A-G-A that's where I stay
March

Chorus

Verse 2:
On the grind, handling mine
Do that Shit till my dying die
Keeping it real, keeping it trill
Never catch me without that steel
Godby Road is where I trap
Putting in work like a 9 to 5
Think I'm tight, double right
All my troops they trill alright
D-I-D-A-to the-T-to-D-E yep that me
P-A-P-E-to the-R-C-H-A-S-and-E
That's the tool my d-to the-y-i-n-g-d-a-y
Now get your gats and get on up
And come on join my infantry

I'm not sure who said it, but a while back, on the radio I heard some dipshit say some bullshit like "i'll treat you like milk/do nothing but spoil you"

So wack I HAD to remember it.

Left, left, left, left, left, right, left
Get on up, get on up, get on up, right, left
Left, left, left, left, left, right, left
Get on up, get on up, get on up
Forward march

Verse 1:
Ya'll *****s ain't ready
For this 350, my Chevy
24 shell top drop rain one out
Disappear like I'm Makavelli
187
Timberland Boot
These folk in the North, they love the glory
Ski mask on with a Chinese top
And the ammunition to start a war
M-I-M-I-L-I-K
About face, double time to the rear
Nobody move till I say we ready to ride
We need to grind
Hope ya'll *****s ain't scared to die
'Cause down here we handlin thangs
A-T-L-A-N-T-A-G-A that's where I stay
March

Chorus

Verse 2:
On the grind, handling mine
Do that Shit till my dying die
Keeping it real, keeping it trill
Never catch me without that steel
Godby Road is where I trap
Putting in work like a 9 to 5
Think I'm tight, double right
All my troops they trill alright
D-I-D-A-to the-T-to-D-E yep that me
P-A-P-E-to the-R-C-H-A-S-and-E
That's the tool my d-to the-y-i-n-g-d-a-y
Now get your gats and get on up
And come on join my infantry


LOL@ Drama, one of my friends swore he was going to be huge after that album with left right left dropped. Cricket noises, just like I expected.

I'm not sure who said it, but a while back, on the radio I heard some dipshit say some bullshit like "i'll treat you like milk/do nothing but spoil you"

So wack I HAD to remember it.

That's Lil Flip.

Dr. Dre and Mary J. Blige - The Message

Dre says He had talent too - I had plans on watchin him grow
Don't know what hurts more - seein him leave, or watchin him go

Apparently Dre doesn't realize that those two things are identical...

Chingy - Balla Baby

I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or
Hessian
Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian

Stay in school, kids. Not everyone knows a Nelly.

I have no idea what the hell these guys are talking about...:

Craig Mack - Get Down

I'm incredible, best to eat your vegetables; cause I does what I do (bring it)

Warren G - What's Next

Woo!!
I say whats next, whats next whats N-X-E-T
its me, Warren to the mutha****in G
flowin with my little homey named Malik
yes, everybody will just tweak
off the new style ill ease that we got
yes, its me Warren G on the block
pump pump, block glock, let me just tick tock
its me Warren G on the mutha****in rock n roll
stroll, then stiff back to the rap
its me with the big black mack 11 strap
so let me uhh flix into the flex
Woo!! So whats next

anything eminem says

ima have to say benzino lol lol tha dude is wack all his songs are wack

Bitch Don't try to Fuk me when you know your Pussy is Musty

Diffrent one:

Bitch better brush your teeth before you come here and suck my meat

the worst and the best at the same time courtesy of Old Dirty Bastard

Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!
What?!

Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you
I'm coming after you coward

Hot diggity damn Hulk you set it off
Used to be hard, Hulk
Now you done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke
You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked
Come on, you'll phony fight The Rock ..(hard to understand here)
But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed
I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go
It was a charity event but The Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm gonna kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect
Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check

Be A Man, Hulk
Come on, don't be scared
You're running from Macho that's what I heard


More Macho Man Randy Savage's lyrics
.....................................
LOL DOES THIS COUNT ??????
This is one of my favorite bad rap songs ever. I have it currently as my profile song on myspace...

"6:45 AM Life's great, got the bacon, I'm cookin pancakes, where I'm from ***** I'm the man, take em out break em down like a lapdance".

"...now i cook my chickens in my own kitchen. A kitchen fork and a glass pot. Try to rob if you won't get your ass shot!"

Who is this?
"i'll treat you like milk i'll do nothing to spoil you"

guess who???

Lil' Flip & that girl...Sunshine

Roy Jones Jr. - Ya Musta Forgot

Roy Jones Jr. - Ya Musta Forgot
roy gets head, roy keep at least six women in the bed......lol

roy gets head, roy keep at least six women in the bed......lol
Oh my god your pathetic man, you comeback at me with this???This thread isn't about who gets what in bed. If you wanted to talk about who gets the most bitches in bed then it would be the band KISS without a doubt, and you know that Roy song is lame cause If it wasen't then you wouldn't comeback at me with a pointless response.

I gets
More trips than a
Little bit
I smoked
More dips than a
Little bit
I'm not that regular
When stepping
I can't wait
Till I can fly
Away from
My competitor
Yeah Santana
Can die
My psychosis
Hopeless
Focus
Notice
My metamorphosis
Folks is
Broke and jokeless
Picture me in a syringe
Inserted
In an over exerted
Felon
Antidote having 'em running
Eternally
Across the helland
Dwamn
Losing my sanity
Living up in
Les miserables
**** bitter broads
This shit is gonna have us stacking
If there is a God
Imma take the
X away from generation
Place it at
The end of S.E.
For the duration
Upon the level
Tell the devil to what
Skip a human
Imma tell him
Behold pale horses
Like us
Shame on a *****
When he's feeling
Hella down
For a ninety-nine killing
Ain't giving a
**** I'm putting Nair
In your leave in hair conditioner
Now you Hari Khrishna
To my listeners
In this ryhme
You will find
Psychotic scriptures
Saying it's something
Disrupting my mind

[Hook 1]

TECH N9NE
Your mind is fine
There's just not anyone
Like you
The whole wide world
Don't matter
No
They can't flow
Like you
I must make you Understand

[Hook 2]

My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up
My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up
My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up
My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up

[2nd Verse]

A
I'm lifted
B
I'm twisted
C
I'm sick and sadistic
A,B and C
Something's I do
I just can't stand
Up in my bathroom
I sex
Six women
Mentally
Just me and me
Me and my faithful
Right hand man
Tie up a Muslim
And shoot him with liquid pork
On Ramadan
With force
I'll make a Christian
Read their kids
The necronomicon
On Christmas
Don't trip on this lyrical syphilis
I flip this
So the yonks will catch the vapors
Like menthalyptus
I'll feed a dominatrix patient
Pain pills
Give Wu haters permanent
Fang grills
Trick the artist formerly known
And give him
The same slave deal
I'll lift a couple of
Dr. Dre's reels
Sell 'em to Snoop
And No Limit Soliders
Just so I can see
How paid feels
Hazy shade
Of decade
Hookers with grave shields
Where AIDS fills
The carcass
Bet a milli on it
Techa N9na be the darkest
Heartless
I spark from the gut
So what the ****
I'm trying to contain
The insane
But what

[Hook 2]

But I get mixed up
So mixed up
My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up
My thoughts are twisted
So mixed up
I try to maintain
But I get mixed up
So mixed up

[3rd Verse]

Welcome to my
Asylum
It's hectic
They call me dyslexic
Rogue infested
More vicious than Cujo
Fraudulent tested
The punks arrested
Got the neck slit
Exit
I'm twisted
I know Hollywood backwards
Says doowylloh
Force feed me a
Sumo
For about nine weeks
Playing Club
Nuevo
Till he's blue
Though
Then stuff him in the front seat of a
Yugo
Body filled with beef and toaster
Strudel
Let up the break
And watch him race
To the intersection
Now he's through
Though
Yastuvo
I slide with a gang
Of twisted individuals
Somebody better be
Looking for the criminal tendencies
Never will they get us
In the penitentiaries
Killa
Millimeter N9ne rips vinyl
I know
Mix flow like a riggin albino
Wino
Once breeded an elephant
With a rhino
Called it the hell if I know
Throw Chucky Mason
Off in a pit
Of militant Jews
Banging hella opera
The real meaning
of hellter skellter
is when they skin that
forehead swastika
am i twisted
am i twisted
im twisted
better keep your distance
mama gotta call the psyiciatrics for mental assistance

(hook)

Oh my god your pathetic man, you comeback at me with this???This thread isn't about who gets what in bed. If you wanted to talk about who gets the most bitches in bed then it would be the band KISS without a doubt, and you know that Roy song is lame cause If it wasen't then you wouldn't comeback at me with a pointless response.
get the **** out of this section if you're gonna bitch and talk about rock.

get the **** out of this section if you're gonna bitch and talk about rock.

lol, Ok queer eye for the straight guy.

lol, Ok queer eye for the straight guy.
don't hate me cuz im beautiful. hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so.

i'm a big deal. people know me. HA

don't hate me cuz im beautiful. hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so.

i'm a big deal. people know me. HA

lol,ok sorry but circle jerking in college isn't my thing.

young jeezy or pastor troy

lol,ok sorry but circle jerking in college isn't my thing.
haha it was a joke, knob

haha it was a joke, knob

Man this has been a weird day, I can't belive a poor mans version of New Kids On The Block is actually posting on these forums and resonding back to me.

whoa, disssssssssssssssss!!!!NOT...

Why are you posting here? What do you know about rap? Actually, what do you know about anything?

whoa, disssssssssssssssss!!!!NOT...

Why are you posting here? What do you know about rap? Actually, what do you know about anything?

Im not that into rap but I know forsure that Roy's song is one of the lamest rap song's ever.

I second that shit.

I second that shit.

I love the part where Roy bites his lip and does that funny head move in the beginning. I'm not a rap fan but even I know this has to be one of the lamest songs ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSLnFB57SgA